#imma go drink grape juice

[iabsolutelylovedragons]

Alright so let me get this straight....when Evernight armor Sebek came out, I got him in one ten pull. I got Malleus Tsumsitter in about 40 pulls or so. Malleus Bday jacket 10. And I got Dorm Jamil with the free ten pull from the anniv. BUT BIRTHDAY BOY MALLEUS SAID NO FUCK YOU AND MADE ME TAKE 100 PULLS. WHY IS MY LUCK SO BAD AT THE MOST INCONVENIENT TIMES AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[krazys-ass-emporium]

Movie: Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (I was like 10 and obsessed with it when it came out okay. My horse girl soul lives on.)

Character: Do I have to pick just one? Well, if it's just one it'd have to be Joey Wheeler from ygo. He is still my sunshine son.

Animal: Frogs

Drink: Grape juice

Song: Well I've been listening to Last Man in the World by the Band CAMINO on repeat for like three days so imma go with that atm

Season: Autumn

Book: The Time Machine by H.G. Wells

Color: Prussian blue

Hobby: Drawing

I tag @j-ellyfish

I got tagged by a coool muffaloglugga named @eugenoid so I’m gonna try and do one of these here tag game things:

The rule is to name your favorite movie, character, animal, drink, song, season, book, color and hobby.

But since superlatives are a nightmare I’m just gonna name some of the ones that consistently float about my noggin.

Movies:

Prince of Egypt, How to train your dragon 2, cars 2 (for ironic reasons) Casablanca, Brazil, the big sleep, asterix and obelix in Egypt (animated and dubbed in Danish) the two good marvel movies.

Characters:

Well right recently I’ve been rotating T’lynn from lower decks around in my head a lot, also Ransom from the same show. Hellboy is also a big personal fave, and Asterios Polyp, Cuno, Kaiji and Akagi from their respective fukumotos mangas, Yossarian and Major Major were also phenomenal characters. Rufus from deponia.

Animals:

My dog, sloths, koalas, wildebeests look pretty wild, rhinos,

Drinks:

Good coffee, cola, water from Tisvildeleje, orange juice, rum and coke, bad coffee, tubing classic.

Songs:

Crime of the century (full album)

Artificial heart (full album)

Efter endnu en dag (full album)

Alt hvad hun ville var at danse

Police bells and church sirens

Last train to London

Il fiume inondo

The platform + and the stone said: if I could speak

Season:

Big fan of autumn actually, the rains a bit inconvenient but it’s almost cold enough to not be too warm and warm enough to not be too cold.

Also like spring for similar reasons, buts it’s usually a lot more stressful.

Books: I wish I read more but I can say I throughly have enjoyed catch-22, the shame series, gurneys works on art theory, I recently started reading the clan of the cave bear and it’s proving pretty fun.

Now I’m just also gonna list some comics cuz those are something I actually have read a few of: Hellboy, especially Hellboy in hell. Asterios polyp, the Lanfeust series but especially “of the stars”, Mangecour or hjærtedræber as it was called in danish, Order of the stick (if you like DnD and homestuck (especially How worst homestuck is) you oughta check This), stand still stay silent (rereading the prologue during lockdown was a real headfuck) also Scott’s works on comic book theory (understanding comics, making comics, reinventing comics) especially the first one it’s basically a necessity to really get what makes comics great.

Colors:

I’m quite keen of the various shades of green and blue, pinks and magentas are also cool.

Hobbies:

I fucking love mini painting and miniatures in general, when I finally get around to doing it, aside from that there’s also being a kinky dingus and playing music with other people.

Now I’m supposed to tag some other folks so

@someone-you-do-not-know @iridikron @2allthedancersoftheworld

Do it if you’re on a train to work and don’t have nothing better to do, or if you wanna.

[mayullla]

I think I mentioned this in one of my ask bundles but imma double down on it just because. Stepbro au, mc's first crush. She comes home dazed for days and her brothers initially worried she was getting sick. When confirmed she was not, they start noticing strange lil habits like requesting small treats to take to school and then asking them questions about what they tended to like when they were her age. Then Xiao and Albedo, whom both help her with homework sometimes, notice something odd. (1)

(2) There are doodles scattered in some of her notes sometimes. Full of hearts, sometimes stick figures of a girl and boy holding hands, and finally...a heart with two initials in it and a plus sign in-between (the cliche romance gimmick mc saw in one of Ayato's old rom-com flicks). To make matters worse, Albedo finds out Klee instigated it when he asked her about it. At that moment, the brothers realized in horror that the day had come. Their baby sister's first crush. They panic and started...

(3)...doing the silliest antics like comically crying while hugging her, saying they're not ready to give away their baby sis; or just giving her this protective look while glaring at the other kids in school whenever they pick her up or drop her off in school. It becomes so stupid when the crush fades after a month. Little do they know it was because mc's crush had some older sisters that wanted him to befriend her so they have an excuse to talk to her brothers. Her crush faded as she pouted to herself, thinking with a hint of bashful possessiveness that she isn't ready to share her brothers with anyone. She told this to them when she caught Childe and Venti scheming a stakeout near her school to investigate her crush. Cue all the brothers going 💘💓💘💓 knowing their baby sister is as protective of them as they are of her. Like, they just adore her even more now.

( - Related to here;; 13 stepbrother au - )

It was basically chaos when some of the members of the house heard what happened. You fell in love?? Crush?? How??? You are like smol, very smol, basically a baby! how can you even have a crush now?

Okay maybe that was a bit exaggerated but Childe and Venti's panic wasn't getting any better anytime soon. Childe is basically asking how could you betray your brother like this, he thought that you loved him the most! How could you?? Venti was no better as he started playing dramatic music with his harp sighing and in tears. How could you betray your amazing brother!!

Kazuha watched as the older brothers who all gathered together that day for some time to catch up, and update each other on what they were doing and such all in union choked on their drinks (wine and for Diluc grape juice.)

"Pray tell Kazuha where did you find such information? Cause clearly none of us found it really funny." Ayato was the first one to speak, placing his glass down and looking at Kazuha with a smile on his face yet his eyes were frosty and sharp, if it was someone else they would hesitate to talk.

"She told me," Kazuha told him bluntly

Kaeya watched as the glass that Albedo was holding cracked slightly, his face strangely stoic. Albedo has grown rather protective over you, especially after that bike incident where you almost hurt yourself. Kaeya had to scoot a little away from the blond man having a bit of fear when he saw his eyes.

Zhongli carefully placed his wine down "She should have told me..." he mumbled in a low tone rather than the fact that you had a crush he was more surprised that you didn't tell him. "Big brother, just because you are the oldest doesn't mean that our little sister would go to you for everything." Ayato was rather miffed by what the oldest had said.

"Yeah! I am her favorite brother!!" Childe suddenly cut in.

Somehow the topic changed to who you liked more. Xiao and Kazuha were the only ones who weren't technically in the conversation and instead choose to find where you were to find more information about this boy.

The others would join later... when that happens... Kazuha isn't sure when the fight would end but Xiao isn't gonna be helping them.

[the-travelling-witch]

Holllyyy!!!😭

God I missed you and Tumblr🥺

I'm finally out of the shackles of 'Summer Classes' at my university, and so I have time to myself again.

Plus! I saw that you have 5.7k words on a fic? I hope it is what I think it is😏

Ahhhhhh I'm so excited!!!

Anyways, lemme get my usual, a lovely Cinnamon Spice Milk Tea, and one lovely conversation to catch up☕

Question of the day: (You can even make it a small drabble/fic if you want )

I've recently really been in a whole Genshin guys as dad's kinda state...like some on, you cant tell me Diluc drinking grape juice with his daughter/son or even Thoma cooking with his kid strapped to his back WOULDN'T BE ADORABLE😭😭❤❤❤

So my question is, who do you think would make the best dads? Or like what would they be like as dads? Imagine Xiao making a small accessory out of leaves for his baby to protect them when he's away...lords...imma just cry😭💕

-Cookie Customer🍪

cookie!!! i’m sorry i’ve taken so long with this, there’s literally no excuse for that ㅠㅠ

i’ve missed you and tumblr too but somewhere between writing my last fic and my vacation i’ve adopted my irl “don’t talk unless spoken to” attitude, so the blog’s gone a little quiet; i’m working on new fics though and i’m hoping for the most productive flight ever >///<

5.7k… i was so naive… war flashbacks to proofreading it but i’m still really proud of myself for writing that, so thank you for requesting, couldn’t have done it without you <3 if you missed the 11.6k monster, here

while you’re tea is brewing, let me tell you something: i think i know why i procrastinated on this ask for so long and it’s because i do not like the thought of having kids; sure they’re cute and all but i like giving them back after a couple of hours, if a fluff fic has pregnancy in the tags or there’s a child involved, i’m out ㅠㅠ ironic isn’t it

but, for you, i’ll try my best (this is not in order or anything) ♡

childe: honestly one of the best, if not the best, dad on this list i’m biased okay, despite his job and being seldom home, he still grew up with three younger siblings and learned early how to take care of them; also, his love for his family knows no bounds, so if there’s something he doesn’t know he will do his research to best provide for all of your needs also spoils all of you ㅠㅠ; the type to have multiple children (maybe two or three?)

diluc: why can i see diluc’s son playing the violin perfectly at age seven and knowing like five languages by the age of ten? sure, diluc will definitely pay for higher education but i think his child would probably be a high-achiever/ gifted kid (we’re not diving into where that’s coming from or if that’s healthy here); he still has the stoic face but he loves you both very dearly and could not be prouder if his kid achieves literally anything; i imagine him having an only child? would absolutely spoil his daughter

thoma: perfect househusband, next—

thoma: somehow the vision of thoma with two equally bright blonde twin sisters just popped into my head and we’re rolling with it; i can absolutely see them cooking/baking together “we’re going to make a delicious meal for mommy/daddy when they come home”; pouts when they’re more excited to see auntie ayaka and auntie yoimiya (ayato just gently pays him on the back to console him while the girls are running around)

venti: oh no, pray that the child doesn’t take after him— i’m partly joking but can you imagine the chaos if his child inherited his anemo powers? with venti as the dad?? he’d be like the mean girls mom “you’re doing great sweetie” while you’re running around trying to get your child off the roof he’d never put them in any danger though and always looks out of them, sometimes when his child is asleep, he gently cradles them against his chest and and reflects on how he’d never thought he’d come to this point, feels incredibly lucky to have you both in his life; prettiest self-written lullabies!!

albedo: i’m not entirely sure if albedo actually could have a child of his own but regardless i think he’d be super up to the idea of adoption either way; does safe science experiments with them and softly smiles at their reactions even if they’re just fascinated by the pretty colours and not by the actual science; the dad with a fuck ton of parenting books; he’s taken care of klee for a long time, so he knows what he’s doing (no klee, a bomb is not an appropriate gift for a five year old)

kaeya: another one who did not see himself with a kid ever but he’s absolutely thriving, he’s the soccer mom “yes honey, go kick his ass!”, will do his daughter’s hair no questions asked, if someone ever rudely comments on his child’s skin tone he will throw more than just hands; his kid can fight and won’t take shit from anyone, don’t even try to convince me otherwise

xiao: when you tell him you’re pregnant/ want to adopt, he panics, how should he take care of a tiny child?? but after a bit of reassurance he calms down and swears to give it his all and give it his all he does, ngl he’s a bit overprotective at first but soon learns that his kid is a bit more capable and doesn’t need to be handled with satin gloves (almost had a heart attack when they fell down the stairs or hit their head under the table and just continued on, yk typical kid stuff), makes little adepti charms for them (also when they were still a baby, handmade a mobile for them, so cute >///<)

zhongli: sophisticated and more elegant than your average adult, flawless manners and eloquent vocabulary, everyone in liyue harbor takes one look at the child and they’re like “yeah, that’s zhongli’s alright”; they have daily tea times together and he tells them stories about liyue; would be proud of them whether they have his powers or not; gardening together!!

kazuha: calm, both he and the kid; let’s his kid express themselves as freely as they want; teaches them how to make music with leaves and stuff; thrilled when they’re showing interest in poems and books but won’t push it on them; his kid is very in tune with nature and super respectful to all living beings except for authorities, already accepted as a member of the crux, auntie beidou!!

ayato: rewrites all his schedules to have enough time for his child, does paperwork with them on his lap and pretends to not notice them chewing on the end of his pen; also manners!! in public they’re all proper posture and formal and stuff but as soon as they’re home, they just plop down on the couch and melt into the cushions and gossip over some of the stupid stuff the politicians or whoever said

aether: very much also a nature kid, climbing trees, picking up every type of bug they find and bleeding knees every day; personality takes after auntie lumine, goody two-shoes outside, sassy as hell on the inside, if it’s not forbidden, it’s allowed; i can’t decide whether i want him to have one child or twins bc i can see him having twins with like opposite dynamics kinda like him and lumine but is that uncreative?

okay, that’s it, i don’t have any more dad!shin thoughts at the moment, let me know what your personal headcanons are!! ♡ i had a concept at first and then threw it out the window after like three headcanons

[apple-eating-goat]

so my sis and me are making a quotes without context google doc and imma just copy paste it:

We coded all these water physics so you WILL use them.

You no touch candle!

A boy have hatched.

You must wear a face.

Temperature: 33452°F Humidity: 2345%

Russia is located in Russia.

Friends are like flowers - if you hit them with a sledgehammer, they die.

“I don’t care what it knows!” Merisiel shouted. “I’m going to kill it!”

Next train arriving in: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

When there’s mass panic, just make sure there’s a good mass panic.

Please apply the principle of Occam’s Razor, which states that 4 razors + handle and shave butter can be delivered to your doorstep in the blink of an eye. I think?

To kill the Cyberdemon, shoot it until it dies.

Welcome to the Reception of the Department of Redundancy Department Reception.

Please confirm that you would like a tactical nuclear strike targeted at your location.

Damn you “Terrain Modification Failed” errors!

We could just lie on all of our maps, or we could flood Europe.

GUYS! This is soccer not pneumatic foot volleyball!

I’m pretty sure the electrical wire isn’t playing, but I’m going to give a penalty anyway.

Wait. Why is Part 4 “Sexism”?

Stray Human (Tame)

I’d have to check if it wants the physical or metaphysical ID on the corpse.

And over here is our coffee pentagram.

Stray Kitten (Tame) Kills: 1 twilight monstrosity

Then wake up somebody I haven’t thrown overboard and search the ship!

I now have an entire map populated by several animal herds made up entirely of clones of some guy called Steve.

Sarah Miller apparently has two sisters named Sarah Miller and Sarah Miller.

Health: Hypothermia(shivering), Heatstroke(initial) Sure, game, sure.

It’s like a squirmy attack grape.

Hello, can you please stop screaming and explain why you are screaming? Thank you.

Pokemon Go, I’m not going outside because there’s a FREAKING TORNADO!

Heck, this is the land of the burning emus now!

Ever stood at a 45 degree angle just to flex on a Hylian Champion?

There was one slight problem with the climb, and that was the spontaneous combustion.

LET SLIP THE GEESE OF WAAAARRRRR!

Why am I allowed to build a bloodstain?

I am undetectable! As long as I'm moving, of course.

In the year 891, Maharaja Barjena of the Satyavarman Kingdom supported Maharaja Barjena of the Satyavarman Kingdom against his enemies.

Knowing no mercy, Nikot stole a cherry! This vile fiend even murdered Mafi Fanggorge!

There is nothing to catch in the magma pipe.

In a time before time, I killed me.

In the middle of a fight with a forgotten beast my axelord walked off to "Store Item in Stockpile".

They're firing arrows at us! Quickly! Raise the babies!!

The standard sense of Mario is that he won't murder someone but isn't good enough to not smash bugs.

The oysters are striking a triumphant pose.

If he takes over, he’ll surely throw us in jail along with the other things he can’t abide - like newspaper editors, fishmongers and square-shaped windows.

Beware of safety!

Let's expose our military to zombie-dust so they can't feel pain. They don't NEED skin.

It's magma, in a bag. I call it…BAGMA!

I'm officially qualified to tell you that the problem with your system is that it's possessed by Satan.

How the hell did you waterlog three cars in one night?

"What did you do?" "I succeeded at attempted murder."

If your milk is glowing you probably shouldn’t try to drink it.

They’re like falafel but more rotational.

Sometimes fires start on the surface for no discernible reason.

It's like the pumpkin said to the hay bale, "I go with you, but I am not you, nor are you juiced".

If there is a pitchblende lever somewhere… and that lever is what operates the drawbridge… THEN WHAT IN THE HELL DID THE LEVER WHICH I DECONSTRUCTED DO!?!?

Estimated time until download: Until the end of the known universe.

A simple bar fight could easily turn into a fruit salad in seconds.

The world seemed to work fine, except that for some reason five or six remoraids fell dead out of the sky, basically right on the wagon.

Or if we just want little push mowers hatching from eggs that's fine too.

Sometimes, things just don't go the way you want. You step outside to go steal a book about cheese, and then you get swarmed by dinosaurs and hackers and fish people and undead. It's just a thing we all have to deal with at some point in our lives.

Space whales: Self-replicating destroyers.

Er, how many limbs do you humans have normally? And do you have a preferred configuration of ‘em, or should I just start gluing?

I await the stage direction “exit, pursued by a bear”.

You can just use the switches as stairs, after all.

I honestly don't know why I want everything to be like a tower defense game.

The best airports are the ones where you physically can't leave. Ever.

On the count of three, release the lawnmowers!

Tell Duke Valinor and Duke Erandor that I want to see them yesterday.

Okay, technically you killed me, so can you just hurry up and leave now?

“Thank you for rescuing me! Did the College send you?” “Uh, actually I’m here about your overdue library books.”

Double the warcrimes in only half the time!

“No!” Nulork cried. “My only weakness- dying!”

Lorgar: Have you lost your temper, Roboute? Guilliman: I will gut you. Lorgar: You have lost your temper!

It’s called treachery, Roboute. It works very well. How did you find out?

We float for Macragge!

"Brothers!" he called joyously into the vox. "Everyone in this room is going to die!"

Talos: You're lucky it was a glancing hit. Mercutian: It feels like I've been run over by a Land Raider. Talos: That's how you know it was a glancing hit.

How the heck do you shoot yourself out of your own gun?

1 kilometer of effective armor thickness. What.

It’s like hitting yourself over the head with a saucepan, cos it’s nice when you stop.

Offer is only available while stocks last/remain unconsumed by Tyranids.

There is no pattern, only a helter skelter welter of insanity.

While explosives have applications at the surface level, it seems like overkill when preparing vegetables.

Noooooobody expects the Taiwanese Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise…lock-picks… Engrish… and — Wait, I’ll come in again…

They are like handcuffs: They are made for “two wrists”.

Please carefully slip and fall down.

Yer dead, and I'm not. I WIN!

Granted, we survived because Godzilla and Mothra arrived at the same time and decided to fight each other, not because of our military prowess.

"The forest is on fire!" "Oh don't worry, that happens every second Monday. URIST! GET A BUCKET!"

95% unsalvageable is acceptable and somewhat encouraged.

Thank you for those scuff-mark removing glues, although we barely had enough time to irreparably damage the priceless furniture.

When you die, can I wear your skull?

Netherspawn, Spawn of Netherspawn Rare Battle Pet

Turns out you can’t parry a giant metal boulder.

I do like how they put me in a hot tub then launched the hot tub.

Alert- impending carnado event. Please exit all vehicles and take cover.

AND JESUS SHOOTS THE POLICE WITH AN RPG! Meanwhile, Michael scores a hole-in-two, nice work.

Look to your left, bogey sighted- IS THAT A HUSKY DRIVING A FLYING TRACTOR?

Personally, I just accept the weirdness and go with it. That way when a woman-bird pops out of a pot in the middle of a frozen arctic mountain on the floor of a yeti’s kitchen and offers to let you use her as an item, you just smile and nod.

We had a little detour because somebody beat up Jesus and stole the bus.

WHAT VILLAIN HATH DESTROYED MINE SPARE ROOM?

Mm. Yes. The mighty treasure of the Bokoblin fortress- nine crabs. Woohoo.

That's a lot of explosions for a first day on the job.

Rule number one when landing on the moon- no open beverages on the console.

I really doubt we got anywhere last time- other than burning ourselves to death.

I just want to get one shift done without nuking the planet…

"How many bottomless pits can one mountain have?" "I don't know, but I'm sick of them."

"It's like looking for a needle in a haystack…" "No, we're looking for one specific needle in a stack of needles in a flooded tunnel."

If issued clear, verbal orders by your canid, self-report for psychological examination after completion of said orders.

Sometimes they’re called “battrees” becoz they’re good for batterin’ people wiv.

We’ve authorised the consumption of your own boots in order to compensate for any shortfall in rations.*

This is a less improbable solution than you may think – thanks to the miraculous efficiency of Imperial recycling programs, your standard-issue combat boots share 97% of their material composition with the average field ration.

However, analysts have cautioned that the unemployment figures may be overblown, quite literally. Professor Vicky Toria, an economist at Earth’s prestigious University of Ulm, warned that the data likely masked more serious underlying problems such as the fact that the planet no longer exists.

It's nice to know that the list of things I can't bring into the zoo includes Pluto.

All the black holes want child custody…

Aw man, we only killed 4% of the population…

It's like regular childcare, except with more dogs and less care.

Urist McLeader stopped eating Kitten Tripe: Creating God

You know the laws of physics are screwed up when Earth turns into a flaming turtle embedded in Jupiter.

Did you just make Earth go supernova?

I swear to God, if you turn the bartender into a hot air balloon…

Well, neither of us were willing to destroy buildings for the sole purpose of estimating each other’s combat prowess.

How does someone get lost competently?

Did you just vaporize him by slapping him?

Trust me, nobody notices the art on the wall until it stabs them.

Apparently, sick flippy tricks are just the key to immortality.

RIP Combustion Man Died via trigonometry

In emergency situations, your sword can provide medical attention.

Why the hell is dinner crawling into the forest?

I will slay you with this butter knife!

“Sure. And Epona eats rocks.” “I didn’t know Epona liked them too. Was she upset that I didn’t share last time?” “What the-”

My imagination goes to sleep at nine o’clock every night without fail.

Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor the end of the world as we know it, will stop us from delivering the mail.

Tactics: Attack units almost destroyed. HQ: We couldn't match their strength… Tactics: No, not yet. Someone is still fighting. It's the Storm Team! HQ: Are they immortal or something?

You're supposed to die when you're killed, dammit!

I specifically instructed you to stay buried!

Guess what happens when Time and Reality go off for drinks and Cause and Effect file for divorce?

Hello all, and welcome to my execution.

Nothing in the rules said I couldn’t use a bow that fires a gun that shoots bullets!

I was a music playing turret once.

They terraformed that world into entirely rustic houses and nothing else.

I guess we’ll have to add fight God to the bulletin board.

Uh, okay, so we broke a few laws of physics there.

Alright kids, you can talk about war crimes more in the car.

“Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?” “The library is literally on fire.”

Wow! I've always wanted to buy some lisps from a creepy witch!

"Fire in the north tower!" "Again?!"

Canon is a guidebook and I’m tearing out the pages and using them to make paper cranes.

“What the heck happened here? There’s claw marks on the ceiling, scorch marks on the walls and a chunk missing from the sofa!” “We… uh… played Monopoly?” “Ah.”

Dad! Help! I accidentally summoned a demon!

I didn’t know I was bodyguarding a kindergarten terrorist!

My sources wish to remain anonymous, because I have made them up.

Blood for the Blood Rabbit.

“The wind stole my barbecue cover.” “Same. The wind stole my children.”

His first act as president was to dissolve the presidency.

Granted, they probably wasted development time on making sure the title didn’t die of colon cancer.

I have been completely removing the world.

In my defence: egg.

What is rain if not hibernating Steves?

Just your friendly everyday crow with a knife.

Red and blue are drugs now.

Welcome to the dead people club, we’ve got playing cards!

He has a gun that shoots bullets that don’t just kill you, they invalidate the entire concept of your life!

I crave violins, Mother.

(click) “Hey, your arm is ready to pick up.”

Can we eat cat?

That’s it, I’m feeding semi-colons to the hound army!

We really just have a pile of tables with a roof on top.

Look Mom! I made a zombie!

Do I need to cook up some bodies?

The octopus is dancing in the ceiling again.

Hello, how would you like to be experimented on and horribly mutilated?

Clown, I challenge you to a Clown Off!

The door cannot be opened, meaning we’ll just have to go through the door without opening it.

Help! Soda attacked me!

Enjoy being a color-blind, epileptic, deaf monkey!

Is there a manager I could talk to? I’d really like to die sometime this week.

Is it still cannibalism if it’s your own leg?

Not sure if you noticed, but crime is illegal.

It’s stealing my embryonic bread!

You’d better be okay, or I will tie you to a tree and cover you with hallucinogenic frogs.

Unfortunately, just going through the door isn’t enough since the game is programmed on non-Euclidian duct tape.

As we all know, donuts are legally people.

MANY YEARS AGO PRINCE DARKNESS GANNON STOLE ONE OF THE TRIFORCE WITH POWER

And by quickly, I mean slower than a sloth trying to climb up molasses on Pluto.

I like my toast like I like my eggs - covered in jelly-filled explosives.

This is not how the nation was taught to treat our elderly plutocrats!

Policy should only be based on empirically sourced Scripture.

This bill will negatively affect Americans who survive by breathing methane!

Why did I oppose the bill, you ask? Why, because the environment could be harboring immigrants!

“I refuse to turn America into some kind of clean-energy dystopia where we have breathable air and potable water and our nation’s oil lobbyists go hungry every single night.” “Sir, are you drunk?”

He who controls the almonds, controls the universe.

We had to make sure there was no residual evilness in your left leg.

Can you get some crime from the store?

Are we going to talk about the fact that he broke into my house and stole my keys so that he could break into my house without technically breaking into my house?

"This is crazy. I saw your dead body less than ten minutes ago." "Yeah, I'm going to need that back eventually."

Can i buy s*x at walmart?

Charlie,i am being bullied.will you help me commit a murder?

Hello, i am murder clown.

Strawberry arm!?!

[spookyvalentine]

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thanks for the tag @aceghosts !! i always have so much fun doing these. imma snag @irikahkrios @battlemastershepard @vizarding @comefeedtherainn​ @yellingaboutmasseffect​ @zet-sway​ and have at it if ye wish me mateys!

General-

Name: mercy shepard (no middle name)

Alias(es): shep, coach (from sports coach au)

Gender: agender

Age: i haven’t quite figured out how long i hc 3 to be, but by the end of it, maybe thirty four, fiveish? if you count the years their body was on the table. mercy... doesn’t really. at least start of 2, when asked their age usually what fell out of their mouth first was thirty one. (for sports coach au they’ve just turned thirty one)

Birthdate: april 11? 2154. day isn’t really known for sure? they were found several days old

Place of birth: unknown! but they were left at st. bernard parish fire department, louisiana while still a fresh baby

Hometown: their most stable home was around lake martin, when they were taken in by the henrys. around thirteen they went to juvie in new orleans, and that started their urban feral teenager life. eventually they move out to another megacity (havent figured out which one yet lmao) and meets kasumi

Spoken language(s): they’re pretty adept without the translator. mercy is fluent in english and creole, passable french and korean, and readily picks up phrases in other languages. after being reconstructed, a translator was literally built into mercy. they resent its presence sometimes.

Sexual preference: open. they’ve been too damn busy to even think to seek out experiences, but aesthetically admire all sorts

Occupation: spectre and alliance officer. enormous pain in the ass before that

Appearance-

Eye color: gold. not hazel or brown ‘til in the light type thing. when anderson first saw those odd lantern eyes it made him think of the foxes that liked to linger at the edges of his parents garden when he was growing up

Hair color: somewhere between summer wheat and spun gold. darkens a little, when not planetside

Height: 6’2 >:)

Scars: they have some from the thresher maw, some acid scars on the left side of their body like thick webbing that cut through parts of a tattoo. maybe got part of their ear. and one they got as a kid that sliced across their face. and then they were rebuilt, and what was left in their place were those glowing lines. (sports coach au they still have the thresher maw scars)

Favorite-

Color: greens

Hair color: favorite hair color on them??? they’ve never dyed their hair before, only crazy haircuts

Song: its not mercy’s favorite song bc i dont know how i’d even choose right, but the song that i have in my head for them is falcon in the dive from the musical the scarlet pimpernel (which fucks severely, also just do yourself a favor and listen to this too because christine andreas makes my heart stop beating. wow. WOW yes i will push it on everyone)

Food: clementines, satsumas, mandarins—any sweet citrus that peels easily (oranges are more work, but will be eaten if they’re around). persimmons, figs. cotton candy flavored grapes. cherries, peaches. they’re a very big fruit bat, basically. they get hype for an alien produce stand

Drink: day to day? chicory coffee, lapsang souchang, soda water. Sometimes lemonade or apple juice. for booze, theyre down for a beer. really likes a good whiskey. delights trying homebrew moonshine. ‘you made it in your bathtub? you went blind for two minutes? hell yeah i’ll have a glass cheers’

Have They-

Passed university: they went through officer academy and all that n7 training, does that count? 

Had sex: once in a relationship w thane, yeah boiii 

Had sex in public: …maybe? that is um. something to explore 

Gotten pregnant: never, also not possible

Kissed a boy: yes, although for these situations ‘been kissed by’ is maybe more accurate

Kissed a girl: yes, see above

Gotten tattoos: yep! they have two large pieces from before being arrested and negotiated into joining the alliance. they start under the jaw and both sides of the neck, going across the shoulders, along and down the arms, coming to an end on the forearms, and they shelled out for that fancy ink, that’s a little bit holographic/iridescent, where the colors would shift and glint in the light as they moved. obviously they’re gone when miranda rebuilds mercy, but they’re absolutely still around in the sports coach au 

Gotten piercings: had a handful of ear piercings as a teen, but has mostly stopped wearing them, for practical reasons 

Been in love: falling in love for the first time 

Stayed up for more than 24 hours: oh lmao yes for sure 

Are They-

A virgin: not anymore babeyyyyy

A cuddler: with people they are very close to

A kisser: oh yeah, big time. really into it now

Scared easily: nope! if anything, has adrenaline junkie tendencies 

Jealous easily: nah. sometimes when they were a teen growing up on the streets, but not anymore

Dominant: in bed? still figuring things out there. maybe sometimes. in life? they’re not domineering, but will shout people down if it comes to it

Submissive: also still figuring that out in bed ;) absolutely not in other situations tho. if theyre being submissive theyre usually up to something 

In love: learning what its like 

Single: not once mercy realizes what they’re feeling for thane (there was a lot of facepalming from kasumi and frustrated yelling on this one)

Random Questions (tw for self harm/suicide mention)-

Have they harmed themselves: i mean, through some of their harebrained, reckless ideas where the possibility of getting hurt is assured but they don’t care, yes

Thought of suicide: maybe a little, after akuze

Attempted suicide: no

Wanted to kill someone: oh absolutely homie

Have / had a job: yeah, pulling peoples heads outta asses

Have any fears: oh for sure, mind control and zombies, and even though now they know how to kill one down absolutely dead--thresher maws 

Family

Sibling(s): none, but kasumi is basically one

Parent(s): unknown. they had some foster parents (adoption was never approved) that offered mercy some important years of shelter

Children: no biological kids. but they feel powerfully parental feelings for grunt, jack and tali. kolyat and oriana too, eventually. in sports coach au though (more details to follow soon), jack is theirs. after akuze they got on the scent of cerberus early, and therefore busted down pragia while jack was still a lil kid, who pretty much imprinted on mercy

Significant other: thane, and in sports coach au, irikah + thane

Pet(s): their fish. they’ve got names like hand roll, don and chip

[aimixx]

I certainly do not mind becoming friends with an ally as strong as you, Kaeya. I heard you like drinking? Perhaps we could go drinking some time

- Sincerely, Kazuha 🍁

imma join yall with some grape juice😁

[leverage-ot3]

notable moments from The (Very) Big Bird Job

leverage 5.01

I love the idea of parker and hardison just picking clients off the streets

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they have high ceilings SPECIFICALLY for parker I love that

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Hardison: What? Dude, we brew our own beer now.

Parker: Yeah, and we're calling it "thief juice." "Tastes like bad guys."

Hardison: Hey, no, we're not. I told... the suggestion...

I’d drink thief juice for parker

Eliot: This is the dumbest idea you've ever come up with.

Sophie: Thank you.

Eliot: Pairing food and drink. Is hard enough with the wine, okay? They have textural and taste consistencies throughout both the vineyard and the grape categories. Okay. But you're not dealing with wine, you're dealing with beer. It's got a stronger palette. The brew pub menu is the hardest menu to design.

Sophie: That's what you're upset about?

Eliot: You're not?

nobody can convince me that part of the reason why they bought the place that they did was because hardison wanted to give eliot the brewpub. NOBODY.

Parker: Thief juice. "It's a mouth crime."

Hardison: Suggestion box. Okay.

THIEF JUICE

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the montage of parker and hardison repelling down different buildings in icon cities with hardison screaming and parker laughing joyously

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eliot meeting any sad child/teen: I will take care of you now

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Hardison: Yes. Please. Thank you. Do go ahead and pick the one name on earth that does not exist.

Eliot (looking at tablet): This is not a background.

Hardison: Oh, sorry, man. That's a menu for the pub.

Eliot: Damn it, Hardison!

Hardison: I said I'm sorry, man. But I mean, do you have any suggestions?

Eliot: No, I don't have any suggestions, man! 9 out of 10 restaurants fail! Especially when you're... You can't put anchovies and pineapple on the same pizza.

Hardison: Obviously, you do not have a refined taste palate.

Eliot: Don't come crying to me when this thing goes bankrupt

eliot, internally: well what a shame I gueSS I HAVE TO RUN THE RESTAURANT NOW

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Roemer: A million bucks. But, hey, at least there's something good about the system. I mean, you and I kill a guy, we go to prison. I mean, my company kills a guy and pays a fine. I mean, that's just the cost of doing business. But it's the principle of the thing, you know?

D I S G U S T I N G

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Hardison: Okay. Nate, I realize this is the kind of guy that makes you very angry. Please do not do what I think you're about to do

nate, to himself: imma do it just you WATCH

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Sophie: Ugh. Why are you okay with this? You seem perfectly happy to be in this... town.

Parker: We're here.

Sophie: Yeah, I know. "We’re here, get used to it."

Parker: No. We're here. Us.

Sophie: Oh. That's sweet.

Parker: Yeah. Me and my money, Hardison and Eliot, Nate and you. (walks away)

Sophie (following): Yeah? Parker, why does the money always come before the people

that was so sweet. she’s just happy as long as her family stays together.

also she grouped hardison and eliot together IM-

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how does parker manage to climb UNDER a car while it’s speeding away and hang onto the underside so easily ???

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(Eliot pulls up in his car and gets out, approaching the men menacingly)

Eliot: I'm only gonna say this once, boys. Give me the... Teddy bear.

(the men laugh and several thugs head toward Eliot, who fights them off)

he looks so resigned when he says “teddy bear” he never signed up for this

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(Eliot punches the last of the thugs, then turns toward Busey, who pulls a gun. He tries to fire, but the gun is empty. Parker steps out behind him, holding the clip from his gun)

Parker: This is the part where you get punched.

(Eliot punches Busey and catches the bear as Busey falls to the ground)

they were such a power couple (2/3 of the throuple) in this scene

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Sophie: You plan on telling me how you're gonna let them land?

Hardison: Who says he gets to land? (hits big red “crash” button on a tablet, initiating a crash program)

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Parker: Drink our juice.

Sophie: What? We have to?

Parker: Yes, please.

(Nate takes a drink from his glass)

Sophie (raises glass): Cheers.

Eliot (joins the group at the table carrying a tray of food): All right. All right. All right. Black porter chili.

Sophie: Well, that's very, uh... Interesting.

Hardison: It's good, right?

Sophie: Here. How about this? Try that.

(Eliot takes a drink and spits it back into his glass)

Hardison: Hey, I saw that.

Eliot: Are you kidding me with this, man? You can't serve this to people. They'll shut you down before you even get started.

Hardison: That is amazing.

Eliot: You can't learn how to make beer online. You actually have to go to the brewery.

Hardison: I went to the brewery, and they gave me books.

Sophie: It's his first one.

Nate: Are you sure it's finished?

Hardison: It's very finished. Fermented for, like, 24 hours

parker and hardison tried their best and eliot wants to know why in the HELL his heart had to pick these two

[kuroosweakness]

Even more facts about 🐾 anon:

- Idk why but positive words hurt me the most, like when someone says I’m their favorite person in the world only to not mean what they said actually makes me cry a little, but what makes me the most sad is knowing when someone is there for me that I can tell everything in the world too. Just them hugging me makes me feel that.

- I got into anime bc one of my past fav youtubers was into it and so I watched it. I basically started w the YouTube starter pack but actually started w magical girl animes (like Tokyo mew mew (the one she watched) and glitter force) then I drifted to miss kobayashi’s dragon maid to shonen animes

- No thoughts, head empty

- My music taste is probably the average anime tiktoker, like I listen to everything but reverbed and slowed Or in Lo-fi like, Lemon Boy and Me and My Husband but my favorite song to listen to in reverb is Daisy

- I kin music, like it might be weird idc but I do like the beats that are happy but also unsettling? I kin those. Like Not Allowed by tv girl? The part that goes “ALL BY YOURSELF, SITTING ALONE. I HOPE WE’RE STILL FRIENDS YEAH I HOPE YOU DONT MIND” and just loops is the best part to me. “Kaiwa ga tsuzukanai na? Naze da dou shite da? Aho ka?” From to prob the rest of the song of Pretty cvnt by sewerslvt idk I haven’t listened to the full song lmao but the actual meaning of the lyrics don’t matter tho so just know I probably don’t rlly care to look up w that means so it doesn’t ruin it for me ;-;

- I’m a extrovert (:OOO OMG THOSE EXIST) yeah I exist 😩 it’s real easy for me to walk up to someone and start talking since I’m really open about myself and don’t bother to hide things... (except the stuff like y’know... reading fanfics cuz no sane person is gonna go to a random person like “I LIKE READING FANFICTION!” Like I’d probably scared of u now if I was a normie.

- I don’t like being told I’m wrong if I know for a fact I’m right. Like if I say the sky is green and you say the sky is blue I’ll be perfectly fine with that but if you question my intelligence in levels other than that like for a fact from an anime I really like and call me out for being dumb bc I said one thing wrong for example I say “kuroos fav food is grilled salted-mackerel pike” or “itadori’s type are girls like jennifer Lawrence and I find that funny” and you say “no thats stupid” I’m going to call you and scream at you or fight you on sight next time I see you there are no other options. Jk I’ll only threaten you w those and never do it bc I prob love u too much and just give you facts from a easy google search

- Bruh people need to love themselves more like how will you ever love other people if you don’t know how to love yourself? You should always love yourself first before learning to love others because why would you wanna spend your life hating yourself? You’re gonna be with yourself for the rest of your life, even when you’re dead when you really think about it.

- My sleep schedule is chaotic

- I view myself as a good person, but on a chart of chaotic good to lawful evil, I’m probably the most neutral person you’ll ever meet. And I’m genuinely like that. I abide by my own laws. The government doesn’t tell me what’s wrong but neither am I truly against it. I don’t do things like steal but I’ll run in the halls to get to where I need to go or be on my phone during class (most likely with permission because I’m always reading on my phone) that’s why I’m my hero academia and shows the have good and evil bro wtf? Imma be in the middle. I truly think myself as someone you can trust to keep a secret and help when needed but I won’t spy for you on the other group and rat you out. First person that asks I’ll prob help if it’s not hurting someone (most likely bc I’m prob naive and the way you word something like let’s say you asked me to go to a bank to make a deposit or something and now all a sudden come out with money bags like HUHHHHHHHHH? I THOUGHT YOU WERE MAKING A DEPOSIT NOT MAKING AN ILLEGAL WITHDRAWERY WITH ALL THEIR MONEYYYY? (Like my friends and I literally joke about this.) Now all a sudden I’m a getaway driver cause god knows I can’t trust the police with my life😩😩 tfw someone makes you rob a back w/o you knowing✊😔)

- Ayo idc what you do with your life I’ll keep doing what I’m doing, like people trying to peer pressure me into idk let’s say smoking, LIKE BRO I HAVE ASTHMA, IDC HOW GOOD IT MAKE YOU FEEL, ILL LITERALLY DIE IF I DO THAT WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO TRICK ME INTO IT

- I’ve tasted alcohol (REALLY IT WAS ON ACCIDENT I WAS AT CHURCH AND ACCIDENTALLY CHOSE THE WINE INSTEAD OF GRAPE JUICE) before and I will now say I’ll never drink it because that’s the nastiest drink I’ve ever drunken in life

- One of my favorite songs are Love Taste by Moe Shop

- My favorite Pokémon game is prob ultra sun and moon

- don’t ask why I decided to watch every Pokémon movie and play every Pokémon game from X and Y and up (I found a friend that has platinum and am playing it but it’s also the first time ive really lost a Pokémon battle and idk that just started something like how dare you win over ME? THE MAIN CHARACTER? YOU NPC, I HAVE THE AUDACITY TO E N D YOU RIGHT NOW)

- first things first, u seem such like a fun person to be around! 

- i get that, kind words definitely hits :’ you’re very lucky to have people like that in your life, and that person is very very lucky to have you in their life! 

- ohhh okay okay i’m assuming you fell into the anime hole too :D 

- me too, me too. no thoughts, just staying in bed with suna by ur side 

- ur music taste!! ✨

- i’m listening to “not allowed” right now and now i feel like skateboarding...you’re right, it’s very happy but also unsettling :) 

- an extrovert, okay okayy while i don’t understand extroverts, i’m very thankful for extroverts’ existence :)) 

omg i remember people talking about how they “used” to read fanfiction and i was sitting there like 👀 yeah i still do ...and now not only do i read, but also write- 

- ahhhh being told ur wrong when u know ur right is such an awkward place to be 😭i’m glad u stand up for urself though! usually, i just nod like okay, ig 

- i- it’s a lot harder said than done to love ourselves :’) especially when there are so many reasons we believe not to. but self love is the MOST IMPORTANT LOVE! 

- not to sound like a parent lmao but try to maintain a good sleeping schedule! it’ll benefit u in many many factors, especially in the future! <3 

- okay okayy u seem like a really interesting person,  i was very amused while reading that paragraph  :))

- i- yes, health > everything else 

- make sure to choose grape juice next time :’) !! 

- i’m listening to it right now hehe 

- pokemon!!! my childhood was full of pokemon ahhh 

- u definitely know a lot more about pokemon than i do, okay okay, the main character always wins ;) 

[kirishimaswife2819]

okay imma ask questions !! if you don’t wanna answer just ignore aha.

first question!! so you drink tea, coffee, and / or juice? if you do, what’s your favorite kinds? (for coffee like,,,how do you take it)?

~🍐

Oh, I dont really go out of my way to get coffee, I just like taking sips of my friend's sometimes, so idk what kind it was but i rlly liked one of theirs one time, it was iced. I don't really drink tea, and I do drink juice. I like the koolaid juice, specifically the cherry, blue raspberry (i think thats it? whatever the blue one is) and the grape.

Ty for asking!!

[supersizemeplz]

I Won't Tell You Again

CollegeAU!Erik Stevens x Black PlusSized Reader

Another #supersizedfic short. Inspired by this post. Nothing fancy. Photo cred to @amethyst1993 cause I just seen this pic and had to have it. Enjoy!

Sunlight seeped around the side of the blackout curtain, allowing a ray of light to rest over the king sized bed. The vibrations against the nightstand sounded through the room, along with the loud crowing of a rooster from that familiar ringtone. Covers shuffled before your arm escaped and swiped your phone up. Ending the loud alarm.

Sighing, you closed your eyes as you laid your head back against the silk case of the pillow. "Come on, girl. We gotta get up." You mumbled the words to yourself as motivation, pushing past your sleepiness to get out of the comfortable sheets. When your feet hit the floor, you let out a loud yawn. Stretching your hands towards the ceiling before heading to your bathroom.

Thirty minutes passed before were out of the bathroom. Body fresh, teeth brushed, and skin moisturized. Bringing your lengthy braids into a ponytail behind you, you headed to your closet to throw on some clothes. Deciding on a tank and shorts since you would be spending the day at home. The thought of finally relaxing after working all week was heavenly.

You left your room, humming lowly to yourself as you headed to the kitchen to make breakfast. Passing Erik's room and hearing the low grunting that came with his morning workout. Your bare feet met the cold tile as when you finally made it into the kitchen. Switching on the light, the spotless kitchen greeted you. Smelling faintly like lemon scented cleaner, letting you know Erik had been there already.

That was an upside of having Erik Stevens as a roommate. He was an organized neat freak.

Opening the fridge, you bent over to look for the usual breakfast go to. Taking out the bacon and putting it onto the counter before going back in for the eggs. "Ooo, almost forgot.." Grinning, you turned to take out your favorite morning beverage. Ocean Spray concord grape - cranberry juice. But that smile fell as you picked up the extremely light bottle. "Dammit, E."

That was the downside of having Erik Stevens as a roommate. Whenever he did bring a female back to the house, she felt like it was ok to go in the fridge.

You groaned, closing the fridge with a huff. Stroming out of the kitchen, you bee-lined to Erik's bedroom. Not caring to knock, you threw open the door and put a hand on your hip. The mass of walking muscle was pulling on a shirt before he looked up to you. Admiring your thighs in their shorts and the tank top that gave away the fact that you didn't have on a bra. His eyes trailed your body before he met your gaze.

"Morning, princess.." He hummed as he walked slowly towards you. That little, effortless dip in his walk. "You always know how to make my day." His hand reached to brush his fingertips along your jaw, but you dodged it. Instead, you pushed the empty bottle to his broad chest. He looked at it, confusion furrowed his thick eyebrows. "What imma do with this? It's empty."

"Exactly, E. It's empty. Yesterday morning I had half a damn bottle, but today..." You motioned to the bottle he held, tapping it with you nails for emphasis. "..its gone. I ain't drink and you don't like it. So it had to be one of your little fuck buddies. I don't know how many times I gotta tell you to put those disrespectful hoes in line." Rolling your eyes, you watched as he sat the bottle aside. "Drinking my fucking juice and eating my shit. Like they help put groceries in that muthafu-"

"Thickems. Thickems. Calm yo pretty ass down.." Erik chuckled, grasping your elbow gently as he pulled you to him. "Aight?" You kept a pout on your lips, looking at his chest instead of his face. Trying not look at him. He tried to tilt your head up to look at him, but you were being stubborn. Oddly, he liked that you didn't give in to him as easily.

"Look, princess. I'll buy you as much juice as you want and I'll replace all your snacks.." He raised his eyebrows in questions, willing to do whatever so you wouldn't be mad. "And little shopping spree?" He tried pulling you closer into him, wanting to place a kiss on your cheek. Knowing how you loved his hugs and got that dazed look when his cologne invaded your senses.

"Noo, get back. Stop trying to charm your way outta this.." You held back a smile, holding your hands against his broad chest as you tilted your head from him. Laughing as he made kissy noises. "You think I'm playing with you, E?" Glancing at him, you cursed him mentally for being so handsome. He licked his plump lips, glancing at the fullness of yours.

"I can't show you no love?" He smirked, meeting your gaze. His golden caps peeking as he spoke. "And I ain't the one playing.." Your arms weakened as you gave him a dazed look. Allowing him to pull you closer. He chuckled, dimples deepening a bit.

"Hell nawl you can't show me no love.." You nudged his head playfully, smiling a little though your mind told you to stay mad. "But you know what you can do for me?" Smirking, you pulled him closer by the collar of his shirt. He licked his lips again as he matched your smirk. Mumbling a soft  'what can I do, baby girl?'.

Licking your lips, you heard him exhale softly. "Keep them hoes out my damn refrigerator. They ain't put in on that. K?" His face fell as you pushed him back, just enough for him to step away. "K.. You know where I'm at when you get back with those snacks, playboy."

And with that, you walked out of his room with a wink and a pat to his broad chest. Without so much as a glance back to see the shock on his face.

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[fimawari]

Aight Imma do this shit all at once so I don't spam post

1. Coffee

2. Probably have to be Sakuramochi, persevering through all the hate to try and heal people's woes. She keeps going regardless.

3. Spaghetti, Peking Duck, and Chocolate are near the top for me

4. Coffee again, I loved Ice coffee, but for an actual dish, Steak. I'm a basic bitch.

5. Tiramisu, love the food soul but the actual stuff is way to sweet and rich for me

6. Tortoise Jelly, would whip my ass into shape

7. Guess what it's coffee again!

8. Some weird abomination of Cheese, Tiramisu, Hotdog, and Cookie

9. Braised Noodles and Matsutake Dobinmushi, felt like they just barely glided over her with one summon event

10. Huangshan Maofeng Tea, bastard has always out manuevered me. Orange Juice and Nasi Lemak also somehow managed to avoid me for almost a year.

11. Idek think it was Spicy Gluten

12. Cold Rice Shrimp my baby

13. Idk I kept milk for a long time, might've been spicy.

14. Toso Queen

15. B-52, summoned him first week and I was so happy.

16. Canele

17. Milk

18. Eggette

19. All of them, even you too Whisky, you bitch

20. Mooncake

21. Raindrop baby

22. Tequila

23. Black Pudding

24. Steak

25. Spaghetti

26. Durga

27. Spectra, I think he's Milk's past attendent.

28. Queen Conch

29. Mithra

30. Calamari, Sponge Candy, French Fries, Hot Chocolate, Lemonade, Fettuccini Alfredo, Lasagna, Gumball, Chicken Wings (cool if they looked like Turkey a bit), Taco, Burrito, Butterscotch, White Wine, Funnel Cake, Deep Fried Butter (Just to make everyone cringe horribly), Strawberry Cheesecake, Strawberry Shortcake, Strawberry Lemonade, Creme du leche, french onion soup, alphabet soup (for the lols), Gold Cake, Baked Potato, Mac and Cheese, Grilled Cheese, Pb and I, Peanut Butter by itself, Sub Sandwich, Honey literal Honey and the better have a pet badger and a giant chubby bee, Pineapple Pizza cus I wanna make people mad, Green Apple, Bacon, Grape Juice and I want them to be a kid drinking grape juice out of a wine glass, Horse Radish, Caesar Salad and they better be impaled with a knife, Sponge Cake, SPAM, Haggis, Tripe, Hakarl, Stinkheads, Shiokara (to really get some people throwing up here), Fugu, Balut and I want them to be a sociopath, Dragon in the flame of desire (sounds cool but look it up), Shirako, Casu Marzu and they should be a mummy, Civet Coffee, Iced Coffee, Cream, Rhubarb Pie, Miracle Berry, Poutine, Salo, Lamprey, Ackee.

[alpxcamin]

Unexpected

Requested?: Yup

Words: 2.7k

Group: UNINE

Member(s): Mingming (feat. Guan Yue, Zhenning, and Wenhan)

A/n: I’m so sorry this took so long ;-; junior year has not been kind to me oof...Also, y/n and Mingming are roommates as well in this (just to clarify)

Mingming can’t help but let his jaws drop. His usually mellow eyes bulge out of their sockets. Sure you’re a little “tipsy”, but he didn’t take you as the type to serenade anyone while giving them a drunken lap dance. Mingming gulps harshly, his heart thumping madly in his chest as you slide right off his lap, ending the song with a deep bow.

It had been a while since any of you have gotten together to have fun. So, you and your friend group, which consisted of your best friend Mingming, Guan Yue, Zhenning, and Wenhan, decided to head out to karaoke. All of you planned to have the best night of your lives, but as soon as you got there, almost half of you had already gotten wasted. Hey, who said being an adult was easy?

Mingming watches as you collapse back onto the couch, right next to him. He chuckles a little and you hand off the microphone to Guan Yue who looks like he’s about to pass out from all the alcohol. Instead of falling flat on his face though, Guan Yue begins belting the song and you turn to face Mingming.

“Did you enjoy the show,” you tease, face red from all the drinks you’ve had.

“Sure. Didn’t take you as someone to do that though,” Mingming reaches for his beer, taking a sip, trying to hide his blush.

You giggle, shrugging a bit before downing the rest of your own beer and opening another can, “Maybe it’s the alcohol.”

“Hmm, you’ve never been like this when you were drunk before either,” your best friend eyes you as you chug down more beer.

You simply cock an eyebrow at him, a sly smirk making its way onto your face. Your drunk, cheeky expression throws Mingming off a little. He finds it cute though and his stomach does a little flip. Just as he’s about to ask why you were making that face, a heavy weight falls into his lap and Mingming lets out a small yelp.

“Y/n~ Mingming~” Zhenning giggles, resting on Mingming’s lap, “Whatchu talkin’ about?”

“Mingming thinks I’m acting weird,” you pout, but there’s a glint of mischief in your eyes.

“That’s not nice,” Zhenning hiccups.

“I did not say that,” Mingming huffs, chugging down the rest of his beer.

“Did too,” you stick your tongue out, catching Wenhan’s eyes.

There’s a knowing grin on Wenhan’s face and the two of you exchange winks. You laugh and Wenhan gets up from his seat, chugging down the rest of his beer as Guan Yue hands to microphone off to him. Mingming and Zhenning both look backward to watch Wenhan. Guan Yue falls back into his seat and tries to grab at you.

“Okay, imma go sing,” Zhenning announces, taking the beer from your hand and drinking it before handing it back to you and grabbing a microphone.

You roll your eyes, “And I’m gonna get hella wasted.”

Guan Yue finally gets ahold of you and you fall backward, right into Guan Yue’s lap. He drunkenly squishes your face and you groan, a little dizzy from falling back so quickly. Your hand reaches for another beer can as the older male continues to pinch your cheeks.

“Am I really the only one who’s not drunk out of their minds right now?” Mingming sighs as he watches you and Guan Yue slam your beer cans into each other and cheer.

“You’re our designated driver I guess,” you giggle, taking a big gulp of your beer.

“Don’t drink too much, I don’t wanna die~” Guan Yue cries, desperately cuddling you. Guan Yue has always been a cuddler and he’s even more cuddly when drunk.

Mingming aggressively rolls his eyes and you laugh. Mingming feels his heart flutter at the sound of your drunken laughter. It sounded free and relaxed and it made him smile.

“If not, we could just Uber home,” you shrug, cuddling into Guan Yue’s side.

“No, we’ll get kidnapped! Haven’t you heard about that one lady who-” Guan Yue squeezes you a little too tightly and you smack his arm, cutting him off.

“Shut up, you’re making me worried,” you pout, struggling against Guan Yue’s hold.

“I’ll drive you guys home,” Mingming sighs, shaking his head, chuckling.

Both you and Guan Yue cheer and all of you spend the rest of the night singing way off key and tripping over each other. By the time you left, you couldn’t even see the floor anymore because of how many beer cans were on the floor.

---

You groan, your head pounding. A bright light shines on your face and you wince. Despite your eyes being closed, you can still see the light. You roll over, hiding under your blanket. You curl up into yourself, clutching your screaming head. Not being to stand the pain anymore, you let out a blood-curdling screech, which you immediately regret since it made your head hurt more and your already dry throat, even more dry. You wince, blinking away a few stray tears.

Panicked footsteps quickly approached you and you peek over your blanket. Mingming’s head pops into view. His eyes are filled with worry and he shuffles over to your bed, crouching down. He helps you sit up.

“Are you okay?” he asks, gently petting your hair.

“My head hurts,” you croak out.

“And I thought you were dying,” Mingming’s hand drops from your head, “I’ll get you some water and pain killers.”

A minute later, Mingming is back and he hands you the pills and the glass of water. You toss the pain killers into your mouth and gulp down the water. You let out a sigh of relief as you feel the cool water rehydrate your throat. Mingming takes the glass from you and leaves the room. You decide to get out of bed and shuffle slowly into your shared bathroom.

After getting ready, you make yourself a bowl of cereal before plopping onto the couch, next to Mingming who is casually scrolling through his phone. The two of you relaxed in the comfortable silence, only the soft crunch of your cereal can be heard.

“Hey,” you break the silence, “What even happened last night?”

“You seriously don’t remember?” Mingming looks up from his phone, shocked.

“Uh...I remember being hella wasted?” your statement sounded more like a question.

“Well that’s for sure,” Mingming snorts, putting his phone down.

“How’d everyone get home? I vaguely remember Guan Yue complaining about being kidnapped or something,” you hum, taking another bite of your cereal.

“Okay, so basically, as soon as we got there, all of you got drunk. Literally, no one was able to walk anywhere without tripping on a beer can by the end of the night,” Mingming explains and you cringe.

“Really? I feel bad for the people who had to clean that,” you pout.

“Yeah. Anyway, you ready to hear all the dumb things you did?” Mingming laughs.

“Shoot,” you shrug, setting your empty bowl down.

“Let’s start at the beginning. After about chugging like five cans of beer, you and Zhenning started parading around the room, doing the Can Can. Then, when Guan Yue started his first song, you chugged down about three more cans of beer and started to do summersaults for some reason. I was very confused. Guan Yue apparently thought that was a good idea though because he handed the microphone to me halfway through the song and joined you,” Mingming laughs at the memory.

“What the hell?” you ask, genuinely horrified at your own drunken actions.

“I don’t even know,” Mingming shrugs, “Anyways, after I finished off Guan Yue’s song, you decided to do a duet with Wenhan. Luckily he wasn’t that drunk yet, so he had to hold up your tipsy ass as the two of you sang the worst version of ‘All Star’ that I have ever heard.”

You looked down in shame, “Oh my gosh...why didn’t anyone stop us from picking that song?”

“Hey, the two of you insisted,” Mingming pats your shoulder comfortingly as he continues to explain what happened last night.

Slowly, last night’s memories begin flooding back into your mind and you nod along as Mingming finishes. You take a second to take it all in. You went back through each event and you realized that Mingming had missed one thing.

“Hey, didn’t I like give you a lap dance or something?” you ponder.

Mingming’s face gets noticeably redder, “U-uh...oh yeah...you did.”

You smirk at the sight of Mingming so flustered in front of you, “So, did you enjoy it?”

He is visibly struggling now, “You a-asked me that last n-night too…”

“Hey, you didn’t answer my question~” you whine.

Mingming looks away, he couldn’t meet your eye. He nodded ever so slightly, hoping you wouldn’t notice, but you did. You clapped happily, tossing your head back in laughter.

“Look forward to more of that then,” you wink at him before picking up your empty bowl and walked away into the kitchen.

Mingming simply sat there, steam practically coming out of his ears, his face beet red. Your words stick in his head and he can’t seem to calm his pounding heart.

---

Finally, it was the weekend again and you and your group of friends decided to meet up for lunch this time, in hopes of avoiding another miserable hangover the next day. You and Mingming walk side-by-side, carefully maneuvering your way towards the restaurant. Mingming takes a couple of big strides to get ahead of you and he opens the door. You smile at him, nodding your head in thanks.

You spot Guan Yue and Wenhan already sitting at a table. They waved at you and you and Mingming make your way to the table, sitting down next to each other. It’s a round table so Zhenning would be sitting on the other side of you. You silently thanked Mingming for sitting next to Guan Yue so that in case he somehow got drunk again (you noticed a wine bottle sitting silently on the table), you wouldn’t be a victim of his aggressive loving again.

“So, Zhenning is the last one here even though he recommended this place, huh,” Wenhan pouts, looking through the menu.

“Yeah, I don’t know what to order. I’ve never been here before,” Guan Yue sighs.

“Well, it seems that you’ve already ordered a bottle of wine though,” you chuckle.

“Hey, you know I appreciate fine grape juice,” Guan Yue rebuttals, the whole table laughing at his weak defense.

At last, Zhenning comes rushing in, twenty minutes late. He nearly crashes into one of the waiters, squeaking out an apology. Luckily, he makes it safely to the table. He slides into the seat next to yours.

“Why are you so late?” Mingming asks.

“Sorry, I got caught up at the mall earlier. I saw this shop that sold a bunch of cute stuffies and I couldn’t help myself. They have the cutest koalas there! Oh, speaking of which,” Zhenning pauses, leaning down to take something out of his bag.

“Here, I got this for you, y/n,” Zhenning beams at you, holding out an adorable stuffed koala toy, “I know you like collecting stuffed animals.”

“Aww, thank you,” you happily accept the gift, giving Zhenning a side hug since the two of you are sitting.

“Why does y/n get a gift and we don’t?” Wenhan complains.

“Y/n is my favorite, that’s why,” Zhenning teases, holding you closer and you laugh.

“Yeah, we’re each other’s favorites,” you giggle.

As you said that, you can practically feel Mingming’s mood turn sour next to you. You make sure to take a peek at him and smirk to yourself when you see a displeased frown on his handsome face. You decided to be a little riskier and pecked Zhenning’s cheek.

“Ew,” Guan Yue fake gags and you and Zhenning pull away from each other, laughing.

You hear Mingming’s quiet huff as you begin looking through your menu. You peek over at him and he catches you. He quickly hides his face behind the menu and you chuckle quietly to yourself.

The food arrives and all of you finish it quickly and luckily no one gets drunk, but the bottle of wine is now empty. You pay your stomach and the bunch of you split the bill. After walking around a bit around the area, all of you said your goodbyes and split ways.

You and Mingming walk silently back to your shared apartment. You try to strike a conversation with him, but Mingming continued to stay silent. A cold aura radiated from him, making you shiver. It concerns you since he’s usually so warm and happy around you. You wonder if you went too with kissing Zhenning’s cheek earlier.

Clutching your new stuffed koala, you ask, “Hey, are you okay?”

“Yeah. I’m fine,” Mingming finally speaks.

“Oh, come on...you can tell me anything, ya know?” you pulled his arm gently and the two of you stop walking.

Mingming refuses to look at you at first, his head down. Finally, he looks at you and you can’t quite read his expression or tell what he’s thinking.

He opens his mouth, about to say something, but then he closes it again, shaking his head. He offers a shy, unconvincing smile.

“I’m fine, really,” he turns back around.

You pull on his arm again to make him turn back around, “No, seriously.”

Mingming sighs. You can almost see him debating with himself inside his head and you pull him into a hug. You feel your best friend stiffening under the sudden affection and you pat his back comfortingly. You just prayed that you hadn’t gone too far with anything. Eventually, Mingming hugs back.

The two of you pull away and Mingming looks into your eyes, reaching for your hand. You let him grab your hand and your fingers intertwine.

“Look, I like you, okay? And before you say anything, let me finish,” Mingming’s cheeks are now bright red.

You nod, allowing him to continue, but now you’re sure your cheeks are even redder than his.

“I’ve liked you since we got into college and it’s been five years and I haven’t been able to confess to you until now. I just couldn’t stand it anymore. It’s as if you already knew and was teasing me. I hated how fast you made my heart beat when you serenaded me during karaoke night. I hated how nervous you made me when you asked if I liked it. It seemed to me as if you already knew! I especially hated you jealous I got when you fav Zhenning that kiss on the cheek. I hate how much I like you!” Mingming cries out.

You can’t help but let it a small giggle. Mingming looks at you shocked.

“I knew...that’s why,” you explain, “The other guys told me a few weeks back and I just wanted to see if it was true. I like you too, Mingming...that’s why I did it. I thought it was too good to be true that you liked me back.”

“Oh,” Mingming dumbly spits out, his hand still holding yours.

The two of you stare at each other for what seems like an eternity and thankfully no one was around. Your eyes drift from his warm eyes down to his soft lips. Instinctively, you close your eyes and leaned in without thinking.

You hear Mingming’s sharp gasp and you pull him closer to you. After the initial shock, Mingming kisses you back, clutching your waist and pulling even closer.

Both of you pull away and you look up at him lovingly. He smiles and that causes you to smile as well.

“Well, let’s get home, yeah?” Mingming removes his hands from your waist and slides his hand into yours. You nod.

The two of you walk back home hand-in-hand.

~Admin Liz ♡

[brownhood69]

Rusty Karma

Chapter 1 The festival

(Ps I'm not exactly good at writing FanFictions)

Dear dairy, 11/6/20xx

*I just got an invitation to the Techno festival! I am SO excited! Can you imagine that!? Me, going to planet techno!? THIS IS GONNA BE AWSOME! Anyways I'm also going to take my roommate Citrus with me! She seemed to like the idea of going to a festival! Right now she's packing my stuff including hers. Believe me when I say I tried to to say no to her help but she insisted. Anyways I'll see you soon dairy! -Lillian*

Lillian puts her dairy down beside her desk including her pen. (I just hope nothing goes wrong this time) she thought. A yell entered her room. "LILLIAN! I GOT EVERYTHING READY! IMMA WAIT FOR YOU OUTSIDE!"

"I'LL BE THERE IN A JIFFY CITRUS!" Lillian yelled back. Lillian gets up from her desk and starts rummaging through her closet. (What to wear...what to wear....)"Aha!" Lillian pulls out a purple tuxedo with a purple flower peeking from the pocket. She immediately starts putting it on. Once done she looked at the mirror, finger pointed at herself and winked. (Lookin good as always!). Lillian then grabs her bag, including her diary and rushes out the door. Citrus was waiting in the ship with the shuttle open. "HURRY UP WE'ER GONNA BE LATE!" "I'M COMING, IM COMING!" Lillian jumps into the ship and closes the shuttle behind her before Citrus, Lillian, and the ship take off to Planet Technopolis.

---This is a cut line---

"Wooooooooow." Lillian was in awe of the decorations placed on top of the Mechs and robots alike. Music of different kinds were there and Everyone including the Bomberman brothers were there to enjoy the festival. Citrus was just sitting on the bench with her Orange gown on drinking some grape juice. "Ay! Im here!" "Cranber!" Lillian shouted in surprise as the Velvet Red civilian approaches them. "Sorry I was super late. My brother won't stop worrying about me wearing quote unquote 'the wrong dress'. " Lillian puts her hands behind her back. "That's all right. at least you made it in time before the parade starts" Citrus gets up from the bench before buying another bottle of grape juice and chugging it down like a animal surprising both Lillian, Cranber, and the clerk. Lillian turns back to Cranber " I'm sorry she's always like this when she's near grape juice." Cranber replied "not surprising." Lillian then looks around and goes back at looking at Cranber " whatever happened to bluey-pop?" Lillian asked curiously. Cranber crossed her arms" dude's gotten sick. He'll get better soon though" *MAY I HAVE YOU'RE ATTENTION PLEASE!?* The speakers blared around the planet. " it's magnet bomber..." Lillian said under her breath. "* as you may all know this is the 4th anniversary of The five dastardly bombers Revival! So I'm just going to go on a limb here and say that getting bored with this speech so lets. Start. THE PARAAAAAAAADE!*" everyone begins to cheer on for the parade. Little do they know that a little tiny troublemaker climbed onto the parade floats.....

[kfuckingreactions-blog]

I was tagged by @jiminie-is-cute (i love your blog >.<), thank you! Rules: You must answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people THE LAST 1.Drink: Grape juice (the best) 2.Phone call: Mom 3.Text message: Idk I don’t want to see my messages but probably my mom-friend asking me why I didn’t go to school 4.Song you listened to: 11:11/Heartbreak Hotel mashup 5.Time you cried: almost two years ago, I guess 6.Dated someone twice: never 7. Been Cheated on: never 8.Kissed someone and regretted it: ok it was almost a year ago 9.Lost someone special: this week, someone that used to be my friend but not anymore. And if it’s about death... me fdslkdm lmao 10.Been depressed: Idk, but I’m sad 23/6  11.Gotten drunk and thrown up: I don’t like to drink so...

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 1. Red 2: Black 3: Purple

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… 15.Made new friends: yep 16.Fallen out of love: I don’t know what falling in love is 17.Laughed until you cried: yes 18.Found out someone was talking about you: yes... 19.Met someone who changed you: yes 20.Found out who your true friends are: sadly I just found out this week lfdfklm 21.Kissed someone on your Facebook list: no Facebook

GENERAL… 22.How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: no Facebook 23.Do you have any pets: yeeeeees, my beautiful dog, Ravena <3 24.Do you want to change your name: nope, I learned to accept my name 25.What did you do for your last birthday: I don’t remember... and it was a month ago 26.What time did you wake up: today I woke up 8:04 AM  27.What were you doing at midnight last night: trying to sleep 28.Name something you cannot wait for: The ending of high school 29.When was the last time you saw your mother: when I woke up 30.What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I wish I could put some happiness in it 31.What are you listening to right now: Hobgoblin by CLC 32.Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: what no 33.Something that is getting on your nerves: sadness 34.Most visited website: Youtube and Tumblr 35.Elementary: finished 36, High School: last year 37.College: not yet 38.Hair color: dark brown 39.Long or short hair: long 40.Do you have a crush on someone: only on Seunghee (CLC) 41.What do you like about yourself: my love for books idk I don’t like myself lflkdsmfdk 42.Piercings: no :/ 43.Blood type: O+ 44.Nickname: Lê, Lelê... 45.Relationship status: Single (amen) 46.Zodiac sign: Aries (the one, the only!) 47.Pronouns: she/her 48.Favorite tv show: ... GOT, Age of Youth/Hello My Twenties, Orphan Black... 49.Tattoos: I don’t have any :( 50.Right or left hand: Right but I do 90% of things with my left hand idk why

FIRST… 51.Surgery: thanks god none 52.Piercing: no :( 54.Sport: soccer 55.Vacation: Minas Gerais 56.Pair of trainers: what

MORE GENERAL… 57.Eating: well... pizza, pasta and meat (if it’s about fav food) 58.Drinking: juice and water 59.I’m about to: read 61.Waiting for: high scool ends 62.Want: to go to Gabrielle Aplin’s concert and money 63.Get married: no 64.Career: something like psychology

WHICH IS BETTER… 65.Hugs or kisses: hugs, always 66.Lips or eyes: eyes (but I loooove lips) 67.Shorter or taller: shorter 68.Older or younger: well... I like older mfdkmdsf 70.Nice arms or nice stomach: nice hands 71.Sensitive or loud: both 72.Hook up or relationship: relationship 73.Troublemaker or hesitant: both

HAVE YOU EVER… 74.Kissed a stranger?: thanks god no 75.Drank hard liquor?: nope 76.Lost glasses contact/lenses? : no 77.Turned someone down?: yes, I guess 78.Sex on first date?: no 79.Broken someone’s heart?: yes 80.Had your heart broken?: not in a romantic way 81.Been arrested?: not yet but I will kill  Koushun Takami for killing Shogo, Chigusa and Mitsuko 82.Cried when someone died?: yes 83.Fallen for a friend?: no

DO YOU BELIEVE IN… 84.Yourself?: no 85.Miracles?: 99% no 86.Love at first sight?: no 87.Santa Claus?: sadly no 88.Kiss on the first date?: maybe 89.Angels?: idk, tbh

OTHER…. 90.Current best friend’s name: Ana Julia 91.Eye color: brown 92. Favourite movie: ... Interstellar, Donnie Darko, Avatar, Predestination...

I tag @dae-bakk-pop, @aegyotrashcan, @natural-yeol, @trashersepticeyejungkookfangirl, @bangtanchrisy, @likeohhahh... everybody!

[interstellarinfinity]

So remember those “about me” things you could fill in when tumblr was cool?

Well I found one that I filled out three years ago, and I kinda wanna compare the answers to the ones I would give today, so imma do that ye

Fill In These Things About You

Name: 

Then: Maddi

Now: Maddi but I also go by Madison

Birthday: 

Then: 7/3/98 *(hasn’t changed obvi but whatever) 

Now: 7/3/98 

Height: 

Then: 5′1

Now: 5′1 & 3/4!!!!!

Eye color:

Then: Green

Now: Greenish/hazelish

Hair color: 

Then: Dirty blonde

Now: Reddish brown

A random fact about you: 

Then: I play the viola

Now: My one finger is permanently crooked because I tripped over a footrest and my sippy cup got caught in my fingers and bent the one :))))))

Favorite band: 

Then: One Direction

Now: One Direction (not surprised lmao)

Favorite song: 

Then: Disconnected by 5SOS

Now: Him & I by Halsey

Favorite food:

Then: Chocolate

Now: Mac & cheese

Favorite season: 

Then: Summer

Now: Autumn

Favorite animal: 

Then: penguin

Now: penguin

Favorite movie: 

Then: The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Now: Spirited Away

Are you currently in a relationship?: 

Then: Yes

Now: Yes

If so, are you happy with them?: 

Then: very happy :) *(he was actually emotionally abusive lmao)

Now: OH MY FUCKING GOD YES 

Anything you need to work on?: 

Then: ? *(I literally put a question mark wtf)

Now: My clinginess and anxiety, and he needs to be more understanding of my anxiety

Who ended your last relationship?: 

Then: my current bf

Now: my ex

Are you friends with your ex?: 

Then: he's my bf so yes

Now: fuck no

Do you prefer someone shorter or taller?: 

Then: taller

Now: taller

Dark hair or light hair?: 

Then: dark hair

Now: doesn’t matter

Smart or attractive?: 

Then: smart

Now: both (cause my bf is both)

Is creativity attractive?: 

Then: yes

Now: yeah

Do you care how much money they have?: 

Then: depends

Now: yes and no (I’m in college what is money)

Your last phone call: 

Then: my mom

Now: my mom

Your last text: 

Then: my mom

Now: my friend steph

The last thing you ate: 

Then: hershey chocolate

Now: mac and cheese

The last thing you drank: 

Then: water

Now: grape juice

The last song you listened to: 

Then: sledgehammer by fifth harmony

Now: this town by niall horan

The last book you read: 

Then: the unbecoming of mara dyer

Now: inca religion and customs (I don’t have time to read for fun anymore it’s sad)

The last movie you watched: 

Then: the hunger games

Now: rogue one

What is your heritage?: 

Then: danish and german

Now: danish, german, and french (go 23&me lmao)

Do you play any instruments?: 

Then: viola and piano

Now: viola, violin, piano, and ukulele!!!!

What are you pets’ names?: 

Then: no pets

Now: my fish’s name is Leia! 

Your favorite board game: 

Then: apples to apples

Now: what do you meme?

A random childhood memory: 

Then: sledding with my family then drinking hot chocolate and napping afterwards :)

Now: going to chesapeake every summer to visit my cousins

Places you would like to visit: 

Then: london, paris, belgium, nyc *(actually visited here since!!!), and L.A.

Now: great britain, germany, greece, spain, mexico (mainly to visit the bf’s family), honestly just the whole world

Your favorite color to wear: 

Then: pink

Now: black