#imedical

[charli3emily]

HI MULBERRY IT'S SO NICE FINALLY SEEING YOU !!!

About time my boy gets an adaptation

[soaps-mohawk]

This is a kind of detailed list so if it’s too long, you can ignore this I’m just bored rn but no hate if you ignore 👍

But on the topic of things we used to/still do chew on/eat, here is a list of things I used to/still do chew on/eat:

Sleeves. Whenever I would wear a jumper for a long sleeved t-shirt, I would chew on the ends. I have grown out of this.

The feet/legs of plastic toys, including but not limited to: Barbie, Polly Pockets and those other plastic figurines toys that look kind of like Polly pockets but each ‘human’ had an animal costume thing and was paired with a plastic toy of the matching animal. - If anyone knows what I’m talking about, please message me 😭 because I’ve forgotten.

Paper. Once during vis comm class when I was 16, I ate a whole A3 sheet of paper. I do want to add I don’t eat paper that has pencil or pen on it tho, only if it’s clean. I still do this.

Specifically the paper use for cupcakes and cake. I like to eat it after I’ve eaten the actual food. I believe this started because once when I was in kindy (child care) we got cupcakes and I couldn’t find a bin so I just went *nom*. Still do this too.

Grass. Legit tried to eat grass once when I was 6 at the oldest because I had a green dinosaur costume and thought that the reason why green dinos were green was because they ate green grass. Regretted it the moment it touched my tongue.

Used to eat ice cubes too but I stopped a few years back when my dad told me how it’s back for your teeth.

Hair. I will legit eat my own hair…

Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if I brought it up to my therapist they would recommend I look into getting a PICA diagnosis because googling causes for it, it’s apparently common for people who are autistic 😭 and me and my friends joke I’m playing comorbidity bingo because of my autism.

Yeah, honey I'm no doctor but that sounds like Pica...especially the hair part.

My dog ate a cupcake wrapper during my birthday party last year. Gobbled it right up before my roommate could grab it off the floor. She was fine, she's a medium sized dog so it just went right through her 😂 she's going through this phase in her old age of eating just about anything lol.

Yeah...I'd look into that though cause...damn.

[yuttikkele]

barkimedes 🤝 mattholomule

this needs no more explanation. they just have the same name mechanic

[alliumdykes]

Yk i feel like i must confess something:

So i haven’t watched the Qsmp, but thanks to my beloved mutuals i know about some members. One of these members is Missa.

Whenever i see someone mention him I always think ‘Huh, he forgot the dots on the letter a’ (ä) or (oh yeah, where!) because his user name is very similar to the Finnish word ‘Missä’ which is the Finnish word for where

[edith-is-a-cat]

holy fucking shit how did i not see this im going to write the declaration of independence

idia kissers (edie) you should tell me why you like idia you should gush about him in my inbox actually (edie) im curious as to what would make a person like him LIKE IM NOT BEING SARCASTIC (edie) pls tell me what you like about him (edie)

[green-square-anon]

@lemon-russ @ms--lobotomy

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Probably the first thing I've posted on here that actually qualifies as a "headcanon" in the "I belive this would be canon" sense isntead of "This is a fun idea and alligns with my understanding of the characters personality (because I haven't read all their books) but:

Contrary to all the gremlin memes Konrad Curze actually does know how to cook/clean. He canonically had a thirst for knowlegde so whether he learned it from the reader or from that. (but he likely wouldn't know the sort of things that aren't written down in cookbooks, like old household remedies for colds). And canonically "There had been a time near the beginning of the war when he adopted higher standards of personal hygiene, as befitted a lord of men. Lately he had returned to his old ways." which to me seems more like severe depression or not caring, or both than someone who dosen't have the SKILLS to groom themselves. But he would abseloutly be the type to try abseloutly digusting food combinations if left in a kitchen.

Moving on to what is more headcannon (because primarch romance). He eats civilized when around reader but eats disgusting shit when left to his own devices. Konrad in a straight relationship would actually be rather traditional gender role wise because he's much more of a provider (Curze has big "predatory bird bringing prey to the nest" vibes) than a homemaker because he didn't grow up in a civilised home so reader would almost certainly be more skilled at domestic things than him. I don't like the "wife is essentially selfish husbands babysitter" trope, at all. So you can bet your ass if his waifu ever gets sick he's taking over making soup for her and doing her chores until she gets better.

So imagine after he's taken care of you while you're sick you come downstairs, still vaugely nausous, to tell him you're doing better and he's eating the 40k equlivant of moldy pizza (he's a primarch, he can take it) he found in the trash on the couch. The sight of which, in your already sick state, causes you to imedeally vomit all over the floor. When he gets up to help you, you imeadally scream at him not to touch you before washing his hands.

Imagine taking care of Curze in the start of your relationship and teaching him basic comforts like a hot bath or a well made bed because "oh it's what you would have wanted" and one day you come home after an abseloutely shit day for whatever reason and he's arranged those same comforts for you. He's learning from what you did to him and returning the same kindness <3.

[therantingsage]

Hello. Just wanted to let you know the scene where everyone hugs Siffrin when he starts to have his "Wait For It" spiral and then senardes him to sleep was INCREDIBLY heartwarming and look forward to more scenes like it.

PS, the Bananna scene and Odile's threat imedately afterwards was funny as heck. Curious what other "shortcuts" the party is gonna protest towards.

It's weird, everyone in the comments keeps saying the party's gonna freak when Siffrin loops with the tears but like...literally in chapter 1 they explain that method to the party. Counts as dying but it's painless, and Mira goes "oh thank goodness" about it. No one's gonna be shocked or appalled when the tear loops happen.

But I do kinda wanna have part of the 'well I DO have a dagger' scene to play out, but have literally everyone in the party make Siffrin shut up IMMEDIATELY. No one lets that happen. Or, if the thing where the Universe forces them to let him gain access still happens, they never let them use it after the fact. Intrusive thoughts are not as loud as a fam with a rogue to protect

[yonaioana]

Can You do A Seth x Husband reader Smut

Where the reader Makes sure he's comfortable and He feels safe...and makes sure his trauma isn't triggered and is always gentle and soft whenever they have sex bcs the reader knows about what he experienced

I wanna know How Seth would react.

Thank you!

FINALLY DONE!! This took way longer than i wanted, i am so sorry, i am not good at writing smut so it takes way longer to write it compared to fluff. So the timeline is after everything that happened with Osiris, the start of the fanfic is plot because I dont write porn without plot.

WARNING: smut, oral,

You were like a god on the other side of ennead and seth kinda just ran away to escape Osiris and the others and basically ended up in your temple. You left ennead a long time ago due to some issues with the others and some of them belived you died or something but you just built yourself a temple like fortress far far away so none of the other gods had the power to hurt you.

So when Seth stumbled inside in his attempt to escape and you told him that no other god had power in that temple other than you he imedately asked if he could stay. Seeing the fearfull look in his eyes at the thought of going back you accepted immediately, you grew closer as time passed by, even asked him out on a date, wich scared him at first thinking you will start behaving like all the other bastards chasing him. To his surprise after asking you leave to give him space and time to think. He came to you a week later with a hesitant yes. You were overjoyed but didnt show it much, not to scare him away, you were a little more affectionate but still kept a safe distance. A little over a year pased since you started dating, you were going to propose and you were very confident he would say yes, a few months after you got toghether he started seeking out your love more and more. He was like a cat tho, sometimes he would look for you lay around you and wait for you to take the hint, a hug, a kiss or simple pats but hold him a little too long and he's pushing you off with all his strenght.

Meanwhile Seth was getting more relaxed day by day, he hasn't seen anyone else from ennead in so long they either gave up on looking for him, couldn't find him or you just didnt allow them to enter your temple. Whatever it was he loved spending time with you, tho he found it weird that you didnt make any sexual advances on him, only letting him do what he wanted or if you initiated anything it would be almost always you sucking him off while he was fingering himself. The moment he came you would get up and leave to take care of the problem on your own, you belived that if you ever lose control and go rough on him you will lose him, he would hate you, look at you with fear or discust, you just couldnt. Seth understood what you were doing, trying to protect him, but he wanted you buried deep inside of him but also didn't want to ask. He hoped you would understand what he wanted when he whiggled his hips in the air while you were cleaning him or how he would sit on your lap grinding on your thigh.

He found out about the proposal you were planing when he came looking for you only to see you surounded by servants that were preparing to go out for materials. You wanted to make the proposal special and you asked your servants to decorate the temple with flowers and pretty fabrics. Seth liked that you were making an effort for him but he also wanted to actually get to have sex with you before marrying you. So with his mind set on the ideea he snuck away from the preparations. That night while you were half asleep, reading some scrools he came in the room, a small bottle of oil behind his back. You looked up at him and put your scrolls away but when you tried to get up to make space for him he placed his hand on your shoulder, stoping you, and just sat in your lap. You hugged his waist like you always do. He started kissing you simultaneously moving his hips, soon you got hard, while you were kissing down his neck while he reached down for your cock, he lowered himself as your penis springed up. You could see his eyes, hungry and a little dazed, as he tried to take you in his mouth you held his face, silently asking if he was sure, he softly pushed your hands away and wrapped his mouth around it. You had to grip the sheets tight in order to hold yourself back from bucking your hips. You wanted to hold back, to let him have control while he was teasing your tip in hopes you lose it. After a few minutes of sucking he got a little frustrated and justas you were going to cum he got up. You wached as he lined himself over your dick, pulling out the oil bottle and stickin a finger in his ass. As he was preparing himself you grabed both your dicks rubbing them toghether. He gaspped, his legs giving out causing him to fall in your lap. His arms legs started shaking so you laid him down on the bed, now sitting right above him. He removed his hand spreading himself open for you. Pushing your tip slowly inside him he raised his arms to hold onto your shoulders. You kissed him softly while waiting for him to adjust, one of his hands travelled up to your scalp, giving you permission to start you pulled out a little before thrusting back, your eyes trained on his expresion. His precum dribling down on his stomach, after one particular thrust he pushed his hips into you until he bottomed out, his dick twiched violently. He begged you to go faster, and faster, he could feel you rubbing against his gspot but not quite hitting it, he needed more, more of you, he needed you to go harder. He suddenly pushed you down on your back and bottoming out again, le leaned down smashing his lips against yours as he continued a more brutal pace. He held your hands on either side of your head as you were hopelessly gazing into his eyes while he was bouncing on your cock. You were getting close and judging by the twiching of his dick you could tell he was right on the edge, his eyes rolling back, his mouth wide open trying to catch his breath, his nails slightly cutting into your shoulders. You reached up cupping his face in your hands and asked in a hushed voice " do you want me to pull out or can I cum inside???". Coming back from his daze, and furrowing his brows a little he said " don't you dare pull out". While yes it did remind him of the other times where he didn't really get a choice he knew you would stop the moment he said anything or even winced in pain no matter how close you are, and thats what he loved so much about you, he wanted you to replace those bad memories and realize that he wants you to be the only one for him. With a few more thrusts he came all over your and his chest, wrapping his trembling legs around your waist as you sat up to hold him better. You came soon after, letting Seth rest on your shoulder as you were coming back from you high. He was half asleep hugging your neck, you tried to pull out and he whined tightening his hold. Realizing he doesnt want you to pull out yet you opted for slowly laying down allowing him to fall asleep on your chest.

He woke up clean in his sleeping robes the room full of colourfull flowers and you on one knee at the head of the bed ( I dont know what the place where the nightstand stands is called) " Will you marry me?". He rolled to the edge of the bed closer to you extending his hand towards you allowing you to place the ring on his finger. Pulling you closer by your clothes into a kiss and dragging you down in bed with him" Don't you want to eat? The servants made some of our favourite" Seth laid his head on your chest and wrapped an arm around your waist wit a simple "later". You kissed his forehead while rubbing the back of his head, he looked up giving you a kiss.

" My beautiful husband"

[ask-ikepri-carlo]

*I walk around the halls of the Benitoite palace looking for something to do*

Hmmm maybe I can visit Carlo

*The stars align! Down the hall I see Silvio and Carlo talking. Silvio's back faces me, if l place myself at an angle, I'll be in Carlo's line of sight... I have a good (bad!) idea*

Let's see if I can make Carlo laugh

*I'm a decent distance away and near a big piece of furniture, to hide just in case this goes bad... I stand in Carlo's eyesight and begin to wave... as soon as we makes eye contact... I begin to copy Silvio's hand movements and stance, and then begin to make the same arrogant/annoyed face to mock Silvio*

Bad idea to mock Silvio literally behind his back? Nahhhh

*imedeate worry goes over Carlo's face. He does everything he can to single you to stop while Silvio isn't paying full attention to what he js doing.*

[welp-back-on-my-bs]

Before I forget- Gilbert

Clavis- are you saying I need to do your route?- or that you weren't telling because Gilbert may have killed you on sight for makeing me fall for you?

*sprays licht& bad. Licht no die. :<

T-T we gotta protect the boi-

... damn- of that ain't a metaphor I dont know what is-

Luke being imedeately posessive- we love Luke ad Gilberts rival- holy shit- I need to do his route so badly-

... just- the tug-of-war between these two-

Luke- I adore you and your sassy face-

This is Gilbert, he dosent know the meaning

... yeah no you killed your fucking father that day didn't you?- DIDNT YOU?

[sapphire-rb]

How to tell if your Malroth is a real Malroth or a fake Malroth:

Note: I am not responsible for any mental scaring reliving the mirror scene may cause on both parties.

Other signs of Fake Malroth: · Does not lurk around you · Complains about food/wanting to go to the toilet despite toilets and food being avaliable · No fiery aura · Does not imedeately run to bed when you go to bed

Only the real Malroth can do these things. It is hard-coded into his being. Watch out for impostors.

[voxtechsmells]

*Jonis suddenly disappearing with a POOF! , making Lucifer stop and wonder where He disappeard... Suddenly reappearing in Front of the King , taking the Marker and quickly drawing him a Miss Piggy nose*

Muahaha !!!!

*throwing Nathaniel again to distract Alastor meanwhile*

*Alastor's ears perk up and the imedently drops the spray bottle and sprints after the chicken.*

*Lucifer on the other hand jolts back from the newly found marker on his face and glares at Jonis before laughing*

Oh man! We both look like idiots!

*he casts a glance at Alastor and laughs bit more, though his gaze was a lot more affectionate*

Make that all three of us...

[pineapple-cheese-bread]

I Imedently want to inject the song 'No longer you' from the Underworld Saga of Epic the musical into my veins

[luther-von-ivory]

Is it true that nana dates kitty carpet (i know it since im a ratman in your walls pls dont tell nyen)

I'm telling Nyen imedently. Get. Out. Of. My. Home.

[phrandallanton]

I'm kind of mad at myself, I had a dream that was really weird but I really liked it cause Randal and everyone else was there. But since I didn't imedently write it down I don't remeber it. The only think I remember was playing this arcade like game, you had to move this big box thing back and forth and the box on screen will move so you could collect stuff that were falling from the top of the screen. We were all in this Donkey Kong looking house place. I was going back and forth with Randal about something, I wanna say he ended up getting mad at me at the end and wouldn't talk to me. Something about anime dub and subs...? And he was there too but in the games we were playing I believe.

I'm really upset that I didnt write anything down, I was too tired to and I thought I would of remembered the dream. This is my lesson to start writing down my dreams even if I tell myself I'll remember them. Anyways 10/10 I don't think anything scary or something bad happend. It was like Randal and I hanging out and playing at an arcade thing, while some other ranfren characters popped up like Luther and the catmen.

[twisted-gremlin]

Very trustworthy men, Gideon is baby and I want to pet.

Ah yes, I've also heard people call you 'Totslly Not a Scammer Ernesto'

IMEDEATE NICKNAMES. Floyd, you're one of my favs for a reason

Hahaha, it's yours and your boyfriends non-existent child

We are ninja~

XDDDDDDDDD HONESTLY- IM NOT SURPRISED

Lilia, you're amazing and I love you for not takeing Leonas bs