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hey amazon, thanks for fucking up my moral orel dvd because now i have the entire show PLUS *EXTRAS* thanks to @dinostamatopoulos seeing me complain on instagram #moralorel #imcoolerthanyou #adultswim #whatareextras #wejustdontknow https://www.instagram.com/p/B9ijAsnA1pY/?igshid=1bk02jx2v67cn
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#becauseyouonlyliveonce #bluehairdontcare #mermaidhair #bedaring #whocareswhatothersthink #dowhatmakesyouhappy #43andfabulous #imcoolerthanyou #nosering @hairdiva_sa #sanantonio #sanantoniostylist #sanantoniohairstylist #castlehills https://www.instagram.com/p/B0rNadTHRmA/?igshid=17hoq2j51z79n
#becauseyouonlyliveonce#bluehairdontcare#mermaidhair#bedaring#whocareswhatothersthink#dowhatmakesyouhappy#43andfabulous#imcoolerthanyou#nosering#sanantonio#sanantoniostylist#sanantoniohairstylist#castlehills
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homophobia day
Hi yall I'm on my computer in my catholic school so praise Satan
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When you discover drunk pictures from last week on your phone 🙈😅😝 #drunkselfie #mirrorselfie #shades #coolaf #tongue #apple #raybans #peace #summer #redhead #pout #like4like #follow4follow #red #iphone #redheadsofinstagram #imcoolerthanyou #rayban #primark #lovisa (at Guildford)
#redheadsofinstagram#coolaf#tongue#summer#pout#lovisa#follow4follow#imcoolerthanyou#mirrorselfie#rayban#drunkselfie#apple#peace#redhead#primark#shades#iphone#raybans#like4like#red
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So it’s been a while since I’ve introduced myself to y’all as an author. My name’s Tripp and I sexually identify as an American twin-engine attack helicopter. I was genetically engineered in a laboratory in Florida after cutting myself from the womb with a rotary blade so I could put veteran's day on my birth certificate and forever have the day off work. I then ran away to be raised by badgers at the gates of Tartarus. After living by the mantra "If it bleeds, we can kill it," and watching the Battle of Fallujah on TV I promptly joined the Marine Corps as a combat cameraman so I could steal the souls of those killed by the Marines I was with. I deployed to Afghanistan with 2/7 and 3/4 in '08, and '09-'10 respectively, then went on a couple of MEUs so I could drink on the ocean and anger sailors by calling their ship a "boat." I spent my decade in the Corps drinking rum, crushing the hopes and dreams of mortals, and chain smoking. I have multiple awards for books I haven’t even written yet, once deadlifted a battleship, outwitted a sphinx, know Vicky's secret (it's that she has a penis), am an award winning photographer, and at all times have been the best guitar player in the barracks. Did I mention I’m handsome and have a glorious beard? I’m a great storyteller, specializing in fairytales and bullshit. About the only thing I don’t have is a TV show based on my books (looking at you Netflix.) I hope that you enjoy my books, but if you didn't it doesn't matter. I just need your money to spent on strippers, cigarettes, and alcohol. If you haven’t checked out my Smokepit Fairytales series, you’re missing out. Not reading them is basically burning the American Flag. #shade #readersofinstagram #bookstagram #booksbooksbooks #epicreads #booksarelife #greatreads #readmorebooks #flagburning #indieauthors #writersofinstagram #instabook #bookaholic #instagood #scifiauthor #thelordismyshepherd #smile #america #imcoolerthanyou #bookaddict #ireadeverywhere #fiction #veteran #veteranauthors #selfie #authorbio #bio #handsome #sexymotherfucker (at Your Moms House) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9S31YmAyg9/?igshid=1wrsdue8jvrvr
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Showed off at home and work, so now it’s time to let the rest of the world to see :) #mermaidhairdontcare #nofilter #dontjudge #imcoolerthanyou #arielhair #littlemermaidred https://www.instagram.com/p/B342sUbANgg/?igshid=1e4niddmrf75j
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#imcoolerthanyou #winning #lovewhereyoulive #notaflamethrower #flamethrowerkaraoke #shoegasm #shoegame #aquariumshoes #goldfishheels #funtasmashoes (at Plumholloween Dreams) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwTPKonFsrA/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=oe95517s0ta4
#imcoolerthanyou#winning#lovewhereyoulive#notaflamethrower#flamethrowerkaraoke#shoegasm#shoegame#aquariumshoes#goldfishheels#funtasmashoes
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Hap 4:26!
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|| I spent my day going to a pumpkin patch, carving said pumpkins and gorging myself on too much Chinese food ;) || 10.24.18 #pumpkinpatch #pumpkincarving #chinesefood #mydayisbetterthanyours #imcuterthanyou #imcoolerthanyou https://www.instagram.com/p/BpWU3grhMpm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=12i5tnetmvo1d
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Confession.... which of these guys happened to be my celebrity crush as a kid??? Find out tomorrow on Sunday Confession 18. . . . #imcoolerthanyou #sundayconfessions #celebritycrush #trueconfessions #reading #music #90smusic #podcast #pod #podcasters #podcasting #podcaster #podcastlife #gavin #oklahoma #joeylawrence #blossom #90skid #momlife #momblog
#joeylawrence#podcasting#music#pod#90smusic#reading#gavin#momblog#90skid#blossom#podcasters#imcoolerthanyou#podcastlife#celebritycrush#oklahoma#podcast#sundayconfessions#momlife#trueconfessions#podcaster
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#ImCoolerThanYou #MikePosner 😎👌👅💋
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The WeakEnd #MetalGearSolid #Noon22ndCentury #DeathStranding #TheGodfather #imCoolerThanYou
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Another piece for Shambala #kombi #kombifitout #bestkombiever #hamsa #embroidery #imcoolerthanyou #evenwithamigraineandlifethreateningillness
#hamsa#kombi#bestkombiever#evenwithamigraineandlifethreateningillness#kombifitout#imcoolerthanyou#embroidery
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Yes . . #yes #darthvader #charizard #epic #awesome #power #darkside #starwars #pokemon #imcoolerthanyou #l4l #ifb #instagood #cantthinkofanymorehashtags
#starwars#charizard#power#cantthinkofanymorehashtags#l4l#awesome#darthvader#instagood#darkside#ifb#yes#epic#pokemon#imcoolerthanyou
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#photography #photo #nightphotography #night #evning #amazingview #wb #aesthetic #aesthetic #vibe #goodvibes #dark #move #goodevening #road #walk #street #sky #skyline #lights #summer #summertime #summervibes #im #imstagram #imcoolerthanyou #imcool #thebesttime #timeless #perm (at The Best Place) https://www.instagram.com/p/CSfDvdaszUY/?utm_medium=tumblr
#photography#photo#nightphotography#night#evning#amazingview#wb#aesthetic#aesthetic#vibe#goodvibes#dark#move#goodevening#road#walk#street#sky#skyline#lights#summer#summertime#summervibes#im#imstagram#imcoolerthanyou#imcool#thebesttime#timeless#perm
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