#imchiling

[cxlandine]

JUNIOR YEAR EP 1 SPOILERS + THEORY

OK. OK IMCHILL ABOUT THIS.

lemon yoghurt demon yes, but consider - corn cutie glob. tuna surprise.

[melissa-titanium]

imchilling then some one responds dryly to one of mymessages and i am killed immediately my body is never found

[arunakrystal]

imchill

[closetdbisexual]

imchill now i took a shower . i want to do a proper video analysis of barry autistic coding (or how it can be read as that) should i do that i can make a script . if i focus on it enough

[thy-fucks-runneth-dry]

iofoof i need to like violently slam smth into a table rn imchilled with a side of seething rage

Love that lol

[icedteacatfish]

and asbestos, and radiation, and metal, and plastic

BUT IMCHILL

now there may be asphalt and glass and a small rock in my body…. but i’m chill like that

[itemcrash]

[i am laying across the table in a sexy manner] everything tastes like blood and dirt to me. good afternoon ♥

[estenbourgsims]

I see that this is your sideblog, so what is your main blog?

Hello! I prefer to keep it separate as the two have nothing in common. I find keeping my hobby blog separate from my sh*tposting blog helpful- it lets me compartmentalize and feel a little less beholden to others. I might be up for posting on that blog when I’m not up for posting here, and I don’t want to feel like I’m letting people down if they see me posting.

I hope that makes sense! If you really want to know my main blog, you are welcome to ask off-anon!

[xenomoroboros]

Ohmygod what if i woke up early to shower and make myself a sandwich to take to school before class. Would that be fucking off the charts bonkers or what

[twomindsinone]

Do you smoke weed?

WeDo

[gabyglifestyle]

#chilling #dayoff #dontevenlookmyway #imchilling https://www.instagram.com/p/B9UkvgfBe8EUF6Nv1LvAeWbULohxo7wVDpuGQw0/?igshid=i4sb7t4fth2v

[babytyson42200]

#drinks #drink #getbacktoyou #life #chills #endingiscomingsoon #2019 #lifestory #lifequotes #sitbackandrelax #imchilling #dontneedyou #dontneedanyone #myfamily #familyfirst #missingyou #missingmymom (at South Bethlehem, Bethlehem) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5_KjHVnSZnjbOKBb816opI92Sg4f0VutYK5ZA0/?igshid=14x7wuaf3r8yl

[platycarpum]

Sleepy 2am update: I just remembered I put in my first job application Monday and I'm both happy and terrified.

[kpopchangedme]

GOT7: Being unable to make you reach orgasm (M)

Lyly’s note: Here comes (STFU, I’m puntastic 😈) a great request. This is so important I hope I did it justice, a lot of couples struggle with this issue. I sincerely wish you all the chance to experience orgasms & to find a partner with whom you are comfortable enough to communicate well. #ThatJustGotReal. Don’t hesitate to write if you have questions or need someone. #ImChill #BeenThere.

M A S T E R L I S T

JB

At first, Jaebum didn’t think too much of it, he knew it could be stress or nervousness. But after a while, it starts to drain him and he thinks about it very often. Is he doing something wrong? Should he be doing something more? He doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable, so he tries to spice things up in the bedroom instead. His attempts come off slightly awkward and when you end up asking him if he finds you boring in bed, he finally tells you about his worries. Things get easier after Jaebum’s initial confession, you both talk about your secret fantasies and end up a lot closer.

Jinyoung

He was very open with you from the start, he asked about your preferences and told you his. After a few weeks of intimacy, he wonders again what he can do to help you get off. Jinyoung is a giver and he wants to feel that you’re as relaxed and pleased by this relationship as he is. He’s very rational about the “issue”, he even reads about the subject to find out great tips. One night, he asks if you ever climaxed before and if you’d be comfortable enough to show him how you do it and help you both.

Youngjae

Poor man. You’re not even thinking or minding it this early in your relationship, but he’s already obsessing. You can sense something is off since Youngjae seems to avoid intimacy with you and don’t understand why. His attitude makes you feel very self-conscious too… When you decide to tell him about your insecurities, Youngjae lets out a sigh of relief and ends up talking about his too. You both reassure each other and promise to get out of this deadlock together. He’s secretly really glad he didn’t have to ask Jinyoung for advice, he was afraid he’d be teased about this for years.

He’s the type that worries too much and ends up with Sexual Performance Anxiety. Protect this sunshine at all costs.

Jackson

Jackson secretly tortures himself about not being able to make you cum. He wants to so bad and he really tries his best. He makes sure you know how much he loves you, that you’re comfortable enough, that sex is more than enjoyable. You often tell him that you’re perfectly pleased with your intimate life, so he feels like asking about it directly could burden you. Putting you on the spot is the last thing that he wants to do, but one day he gets tipsy and spits it out. You’re so surprised to find out he was worrying all this time that you can’t help but laugh. You two end up spending an amazing erotic night, laughing and talking about all your fantasies & preferences.

Bambam

He always acts so confident about his skills in bed, that you don’t understand why he suddenly begins to change his style. Bambam is actually so worried by the fact that he can’t make you cum, that he’s seriously contemplating asking one of his hyungs for advice, but he doesn’t. Instead, he tries to spice things up. Don’t get me wrong, you love wild Bambam, but you also enjoy the occasional more normal round. Like, you know, an actual bed for example! One day, you can’t deal with his weird antics anymore and after a looooong discussion, you end up guessing why he’s been acting so weird. You wish he talked to you directly, but hey… At least you two can work something out with the gadgets he just bought…

Mark

It doesn’t really affect his confidence, but after a while Mark wants to make sure this relationship fulfills you. He wants to be able to have the same effect on you as you have on him, so he searches for information on Google. What he reads clearly doesn’t reassure him and he realises he has to be straightforward with you. He says he’s thankful to have a girlfriend who doesn’t feel pressured into faking pleasure for his sake. You reassure him by saying that although you haven’t orgasmed yet, all your time together has been more than amazing. The next time you have sex, you make sure you’re vocal about what gets you off and you both enjoy yourselves even more.

Yugyeom

Whenever he’s caught in the moment, having sex with you, Yugyeom never doubts that you’re enjoying yourself. After all, your chemistry is undeniable, but somehow the thought of you being unsatisfied always comes creeping when he’s away. He’s a bit too shy to ask straightforwardly how to make you cum, so instead he turns the conversation he dreads into a playful phone call. One day late, after a concert, he calls from an hotel room and tells you how much he’d want you right now. He starts by telling how bad he needs you and then he asks how you’d want him to touch you right now, in details. He makes sure to listen to everything you say, because he wants to use it all when you’re both reunited.

M A S T E R L I S T

[vivranthangx]

i really think ima be single forever which is cool i’ll continue to read and watch my romantic books and movies lol.