#imagine if youre the god of murder

[voltaical-art]

new act new Judge but i think its too late for him

he's trying so hard to be better but bhaal likes him too much <3

[fincherly]

my gf was looking through wesker's wiki page (as you do) and sent me this

and i lost my shit bc it just seems like they're looking at him like girls look at a weird bug

[saitoakirachan-fangirls]

akechi, venting: ... anyway and that's how I killed my beloathed rival-enemy-best-friend-love-of-my-life only to find out he was still alive. Ok, I think that's all. *leaves the booth* There, Joker! Are you happy now?

the priest in the confessionals: 😐

[lokh]

WAIT SHUROS DAD SAID HE WANTED HIM TO BRING SOMETHING BACK INTERESTING.... AND WHO IS MORE INTERESTING THAN LAIOS....

[saibug1022]

I've officially made a unique tav to romance each origin character and honestly shout out to Shadowheart. My girl gets past the fact they're a Selûnite and falls in love with them only to find out later that whoops they're actually a Bhaalspawn

[undergrounddweller89]

Kinda sad when you realise the first person D-16 killed wasn't sentinel it was his best friend.

[stickyvoidpaper]

hc that Tim has a false sleep disorder diagnosis from when he was younger because he refused to tell his parents he was awake for most of the night.

[asexualtonysoprano]

what's crazy as fuck to me is that the bad kids literally went through kipperlily's therapy notes and everyone's falling over backwards to justify that but god fucking forbid someone who lost her best and only friend in the world has anger issues. you bitches would not have survived the vriska trenches.

[msfcatlover]

*slams hands on the table in sudden realization*

STAR SAPPHIRE DAMIAN WAYNE

[hanakihan]

Chulwoo AU where both die (no powers SL AU as well) and end up story/dimension hoppers that get assigned roles and must lead a story to certain point/ending to move to next stage

Jinchul grasps this weird concept and decides to play along because there’s nothing more to do and he doesn’t want to test out what failure will mean

First couple of stories goes smoothly and relatively easy (despite whole ass set of restrictions) but then he notices spike in difficulty and how some events don’t go as planned

He suspects there’s more ‘hoppers’ than him per story and it turns out Jinwoo is one of those as well but he has different set of requirements that apparently contradict those of Jinchul’s

At first they try to outplay each other because both don’t want to see what happens after failure but in such attempt the best they got is some sort of middle ground which allowed them both to proceed. And since then two been stuck together in each world trying to find a middle ground for theirs requirements and both absolutely hate it when they end up on opposing sides because that’s gotta be the hardest shit.

Two complete strangers slowly get to know each other and reveal bits and pieces about who they used to be before this mess (and as it turns out they actually were lovers who died together in an accident and now it’s literally them falling in love all over again)

[musical-chick-13]

:) :) :) :) :)

[iteboshi]

Awww my sweetie cutesit ♡ ignore the blood there was an accident ♡

[dumpster-fire-sapphic-failgirl]

Side note, it just occurred to me that the Luxon might be/ contain pieces of Vordo the Fateshaper, and that’s why the beacons work like they do.

what’s even more fucked up is that if it’s true, Ludy is basically taking this bubble of dead god essence, poking a straw in it like a coconut, and handing it off to his armies like a tropical death punch, so that they can release the thing that killed Vordo once before

i’m not saying it’s the most fucked up thing De’leth has ever done, but it’s not the most chill either

[fauvester]

julian's got to go through a whole song and dance to get garak to get his annual flu shot. blowdarts don't work his scales are too thick they just bounce off

[poorly-drawn-ace-attorney]

today: phoenix post-aa1

[belovedfromnature]

Hi yes, what’s that? You want my very small scrap of bloodmoon writing? You don’t, too bad you’re getting it now /hj

(Btw, the ‘star god’, is my self insert Parker,,,,,, just clarifying that…)

——

The star god looked up at the bloody god, “why do you enjoy my company more than the others?” She asked, tilting her head to give the god her full attention.

The bloody god continued to stare into the glowing light of the town before he turned to the star god with a grin that threatened to split his face, which others may find unsettling, but it was something the young god was used to by now.

"Well, my violet," he began, "you are unlike the other gods who are selfish and greedy." He reached out his hand slowly to touch the star god's face, the broken chains on his wrist making a clinking sound as he did so. "You are special.”