#imagine finding a girlfriend

[bluebelleisabelle]

I’m abstracting, how TALL is Pomni?? Girl is the height of the doorknob 💀 sorry I just find this so amusing for no reason

Bonus image 🥰 this angle doesn’t do her justice 💀

[stupidrant]

Hey yall I dont wanna damper anyones day but @bellaaldamas brought to my attention that trolls potentially messed with Angrb*da’s searches on google to flood it with only mentioning the wh*tew*shing m0d that got deleted back when the PC version came out. This might very well be the case since prior to that, it wasnt ONLY mentioning the mods or mentioning something like that AT ALL. Not to mention the wh*tew*shing m0d picture is one of the main images you see if you search her up. What the actual fuck. Its bad enough theres troll activity or just negativity when you search her up regardless but this is next level deranged. What really confuses me so much is that most people literally dont know, care or even like this mod as much as these trolls are pushing so what exactly is the goal and did they think nobody was gonna notice either?

Maria found more info and apparently you cant even put the mod in the game. The only point of it was to be a model of anti-woke/sweet baby inc. similarly to that of the horrendous angrb*da facetune that predates it 😐 it serves no purpose outside of it being a model so it was literally a FAIL and come to find out, the creator of the mod doesnt even know or care about god of war. WTF.

[charlotterenaissance]

picture currently living rent free in my mind

[mer-se]

First time meeting the Angel of grief (at golden hour) 🍂🪽

[evansbby]

my opinion on the Blake lively situation

[organised-disaster]

I GUCKING DID IT

SHE LOVES ME

I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY MADE HAYLEY MY GIRLFRIEND IN STARDEW VALLEY

and now onto the marriage. and the children.

[crandberrysaucewithpulp]

whatever questions i’ve ever had dublin answered them all

[malverav]

feyre painting everyone's disembodied eyes on the cabin wall is extremely weird and you cannot change my mind on this

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

...I am so tempted to make a female Night Lord Astartes to ship with Lilith and the dynamic is "I can fix her" & "I can make her worse~" I imagine the Nightlord does get somewhat less torture-y but 100% is all for her vampire gf with massive ass wings. Thinks it hot as shit, though at first the nightlord thought Lilith was just very pure like her father, nope, and now Lilith has this Nightlord that refuses to leave her side.

I would have chosen Raven Guard, but I feel like a nightlord would be able to handle Lilith without trying to fix her. Not that a female Raven Guard might not also find it hot as shit to have a vampire angel gf-

I'm just going with Nightlord so that on one hand we can have the angst of a Nightlord who is most loyal not to the Emperor or even her Primarch, but instead to her girlfriend whom she would do anything for. Like what if being with Lilith, makes her learn what being a true warrior and astartes is, and becomes better at what she does. On Lilith's end, I imagine she is fiercely protective of her girlfriend and loves her with all her heart. Lilith is also more loyal to her girlfriend then to the emperor, and it's through the Nightlord that she learns of things she otherwise wouldn't. It plants the seeds of doubt that would eventually lead to Lilith believing the Imperium nothing more then a farce and the womb of a chaos god. She learns methods of torture that she wouldn't otherwise know, tips on human and Astarte psychology that could be used to her advantage. I imagine if the Nightlord were to die, on one hand she knows it's what her girlfriend wanted, on the other she wants to tear apart the one that took her previous mate from her. Unless old age was an issue, in which case she may drain her lover dry to keep her from dying from her body failing on her.

[spaciebabie]

absolutely obsessed w/the idea that fluttershy is taller than twilight. giant lanky pegasus and her tiny alicorn girlfriend

[hollis-exe]

ik this is conspiratorial thinking but part of me wonders if the current dog ass job market (ex: applying to 100 places, getting 60 rejections, 35 ghosts and maybe 5 interviews) is all a ploy to make workers subconsciously more loyal to their job because it was so hard to get, thus they'll tolerate more bullshit from employers and poor pay without complaint, because the alternative is functionally torturous.

idk, again im aware that this isn't rational, but the way that job hunting got soooo much worse after the pandemic, when workers began to understand and demand the true value of their labor & lives, is curious to me.

[wardback]

I headcannon that when cynthia comes out to the t-birds she always gets gils car keys first to the point they joke its more cynthias car than it is his

[chronicals-of-the-never-happened]

Something was off in the air today. Persephone was terribly mad about something, on edge even. The slightest thing, miniscule a problem, managed to tick her off. Which is out of character, especially around Shirley, who seemed awfully bored.

"Honey, stop interrupting. Deadline's tonight." With as much love she could muster, annoyence drizzled from her honeyed voice.

"Nah."

"What do you mean, Nah? Get off my bed, please. I jist want a hug~" She begged with enough desperstion, that a sane person would have already heed her words without her having to beg. "Come here, now!" She demands, with a slight authoritative edge.

Shirley laid back down, into Persephone's soft sheets, focus back on her phone scrolling away, occasionally sending memes and reels to Persephone's phone and it dinged each time.

Her mind was beyond exhausted, having been so busy that she had forgotten to complete an essay—half way done to be exact—however, knowing her exeptionally great relationship with the professor, Persephone's confident she might get an extra day to finish up.

However, it seems her beloved girlfriend is acting up more than needed.

Glacing over her shoulder, to her blissfully unaware lover, who's scrolling away on whatever, not a care in the world. Especially, not about her beloved girlfriend's needs.

'For fucks sake.' She sighed, walking over.

Glaring down at Shirley with eyes of challange, and perhaps slight anger, she slowly descends onto Ley, caging her onto the bed—Ley's legs were between Perse's—hovering above her with darkened eyes.

Slipping the phone out of her grasp, Perse threw it onto some other part of the bed. Soon her hands snaked around Ley's neck, as Perse left a trail of kisses in her wake. From the forehead, to the tip of her nose, a fat one on both of her reddened cheeks, sly one at the corner of her lips and then finally her neck. Shirley's neck.

Perse smirked, as she watched her lover melt into her palms, as they snaked down Shirley's body, slipping under her shirt and cupping her breasts. Perse enjoyed watching her sweet darling's reactions, sinking in the schocked, appauled face Shirley made—from the contact of Perse's deep freezer level cold ass fucking hands—as those same fingers played with her buds.

Leaning down, Persephone licked her neck, leaving wet kisses, before nibbling at the skin, left hand trailing lower, and lower...

[cawsket]

My controversial caitvi opinion is they have a divorce era with benefits type relationship after the end of the series

[mariocki]

Infinite list of favourite lyrics: 229/?

Bobbie Gentry - Ode to Billie Joe (1967)

"And Papa said to Mama, as he passed around the black-eyed peas:

'Well, Billie Joe never had a lick of sense; pass the biscuits, please.

There's five more acres in the lower forty I got to plow'

And Mama said it was a shame about Billie Joe, anyhow.

Seems like nothin' ever comes to no good up on Choctaw Ridge

And now Billie Joe McAllister's jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge"

[...]

"Mama said to me, 'Child, what's happened to your appetite?

I've been cookin' all morning, and you haven't touched a single bite.

That nice young preacher, Brother Taylor, dropped by today

Said he'd be pleased to have dinner on Sunday - oh, by the way

He said he saw a girl that looked a lot like you up on Choctaw Ridge

And she and Billie Joe was throwin' something off the Tallahatchie Bridge'"

[bigpeepee]

once again this man confuses me????? i finally found the balls to ask him out and he basically said yes but like. in a weird way??? like he started fumbling with his words and saying weird shit and we didn't actually plan a day but he did basically say yes but he also kinda skirted around it but at the same time not really???? bro why is he like thissssss honestly im way too old for this shit and also i haven't asked someone out since 2016 like give me a break 😭