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grapecaseschoices · 7 days ago
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the slightly parted lips give me the illusion of buck teeth.
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monstrouslyobsessed · 9 months ago
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love’s lethal bouquet
concept: in which the floral shop boss is in love with you—and isn’t a human. —momster
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—a/n: well i havent posted in ages because of how bad my writers block was :( and i’m vvvvv iffy about this one. this is much more subtle and tamer than my usual too, but at least its something for the valentine’s day?
anyway, ima try and tackle a commission i owe next so please take care yall<3
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—tw / tags: gn reader, implied drugging intention, implied teratophilia, implied exophilia, general yandere themes, sfw.
—featured character(s): the floral shop boss / plant monster (implied)
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Valentine's Day proves to be one of the busiest days at the floral shop where you work. Breathing in the heady floral scents that permeate the store, you find yourself in continuous motion, assembling bouquets of pink roses, carnations, violets, and every red flower known to man into the van. With your back straining from the constant lifting, you absently listen to the gentle voice of your boss reassuring an irritated customer about their belated delivery—
and you wince.
Although you should be in a rush taking care of the deliveries, you tiptoe inside the back of the shop to avoid interrupting your boss—
But he merely hangs up the phone upon seeing your flustered face.
“S, sorry—” You begin.
He shakes his head with a gentle smile playing on his thinly bearded lips and says, “Don’t worry about it, love.”
The way he addresses you as ‘love’ used to bother you. It always seemed so…formal, old-fashioned, but coming from him—your boss—he somehow makes it work without needing to force the romantic undertone. Perhaps it is because he is on the older side and being a foreigner in this little town of yours.
The town lies deep within the trench of an endless forest, and you wonder how your boss had found his way here.
His arrival several years ago stirred many gossips about him, with him keeping his lips sealed about his past, but everyone slowly warmed up to him. His succulent blooms, never seen before even in the gardening magazines, certainly helped. Now, your boss is a familiar face among the townspeople, with very few not knowing who he is. And, of course, his handsome and charming demeanor won the hearts of many too.
“But I would’ve made the deliveries on time if I didn’t eat brea—” you try.
His piercing green eyes soften as you nervously fixing your rolled sleeves. You halt when he suddenly leans in.
“Boss—?” You rasp at the new weights on your shoulders, trying to pay no mind to the strange dark strains on his thick fingers.
The way he held you was almost…fond—
And he pushes you outside to the doorway. “Go finish the deliveries, won’t you?”
“Really?” You huff, trying to ignore the red tinge to your cheeks and the heavy thumping of your heart.
Your boss smiles that damnable handsome smile of his and pats you on your head, saying, “Get to it. The sooner you finish, the sooner I can give you your little Valentine’s Day bonuses for working so hard.”
While giving his employees gifts during holidays and special events is not new to your boss, you still perk up in eagerness and reward him with the biggest smile you can muster. As you dart away with a confident promise to complete the deliveries, he watches you scurry to the van, inhaling sharply,
“Soon.”
Your boss murmurs, rubbing his knuckle with his other hand—as if to hide the sudden green spot on it. Tiny vines emerge briefly, before he rubs them away and pivots back to his cash register where his impatient customers have started to queue. Flashing them with a dazzling smile to reassure frustrated customers with a wordless apology, your boss absently peers over to his office.
There, on his desk, is the special bouquet he prepared for you and only you.
Imagining you burying your face into the fragrant cluster of your favorite flowers, oblivious to the true intention of its purpose, the toxic drugging qualities meant to lure you into his arms—into his ivies and his binds of vines and creepers—had him biting back a shudder. Restraining himself before the antsy crowd, your boss rings up a customer with an invisible countdown ticking in his head.
A countdown to have you.
The blooms nearby writhe and shudder, with most dismissing it as mere breezes from the air conditioner.
It was not.
—end…?
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koizumicchi · 4 years ago
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LIP×LIP Docchi Kiss LIVE Report English Translation
LIP×LIP LIVE “First Kiss” ~ Docchi no Kiss Ka, Erabe yo ~ ~ Which Kiss Do You Want ~
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T/N: This WIP has been sitting untouched in my folder the moment it was tweeted ww, so like about 2 years now wwww. Since I decided to do the birthday countdown, I might as well include this and finish this at last. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AIZOU AND YUUJIROU!!!!! 愛してるよ ~
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During the waiting time, after entering the venue, the performance version of the songs compiled in the album were playing. The introduction video of the album was also inserted midway.
Lines like “Thank you for spending the same time with us.”
Reflecting on the golden chandelier is a shining light in the shade of blue. This world view of the palace certainly represents LIPxLIP. I feel like I naturally transformed into being a Julietta even before I entered (the venue).
Inside, small petals are fluttering about splendidly. Yuujirou ---> Aizou, introduction in this order.
A thin film (curtain) rose. The band members entered. Oji-san wore a black hat and in his ‘black pace’, dressed in a classic outfit.
LIP×LIP entered, in their Romeo costume.
From the left (of the stage): Nakanishi-san, Kobayashi-san, Reonnu, Aizou, Yuujirou, Keiki-san, Oji-san. Overhead is a horizontal screen.
The songs started right away.
*Nonfantasy
In the screen are images of gorgeous flowers. Right before ‘suki da yo’, (image of) small petals were falling. At Yuujirou’s ‘kimi senyou da yo’, he made a space reserved only for you with his arms. With the dark lighting, the whole venue quieted down; and after a while, the two, preparing for something, said in a clear voice, “suki da yo.”
*Yappa Saikyou
A lively video, with vivid colors used fully to the heart’s content; at the part of the interlude, letters appeared. After “Ride on” is a choreography of profound rhythm. “Daisuki tte yappa saikyou” is brilliantly done with the guts pose.
Aizou and Yuujirou introduced themselves. With the band members’ hands (introduction), the two were sparkling.
*Rodeo
The neon-colored lights are the main image of the townscape.
Smoke came from both sides.
The choreography is dynamic and lively; there are many movements from left to right and they made use of the wide stage.
“Is it OK to meet in the usual place?”
“Yes~ from the very start~”
They seem like they were facing each other.
*Choco Kano
An image of pink-colored pastries. It changes completely from Rodeo; they begin to sway from left to right. A great number of cute dance steps that matched the lyrics. “Tsukue no naka” with a ‘taking a peek’ choreography. “Dare nandesuka?”, pointed to the direction of the audience.
*White Day Kiss
Images (on the screen) of white ribbon, kiss mark, heart chocolate in light blue. Mic stand appear from below. At the chorus, did the double peace sign, swinging both hands. The swaying is impressive. At “Hyakumankai no kisu” Aizou points at his cheeks. In both no. 1 and 2, before the chorus, Yuujirou’s facial expression can’t be seen and it brought more feeling of painfulness in the production. At “Honmei dakara” Aizou draws a big heart (in the air). At no.2, Yuujirou poses as if asleep.
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(MC Talk)
Aizou: It's Valentine's.
Yuujirou: How many chocolates did you receive?
Aizou: I received one from each Julietta present today.
Yuujirou: No, they gave it to me.
Aizou: What's your basis?
Yuujirou: None.
Aizou: Don't you hate those that don't have basis?
Yuujirou: ?
Aizou: I received them.
Yuujirou: And your basis is?
Aizou: None.
Yuujirou: Aizou, it is bad to lie.
Aizou: I have it somewhere!
Let's decide who is more suitable to receive them.
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*Judge☆
Red balance scales, a video of a courtroom. “Hitotsume, futatsume, mitsume” is denoted by fingers.
At “igiari”, lightly pushing each other away. “Boku ga (boku ga) kimi wo (kimi wo)” the two forcibly put one foot in front of the other. The appearance of raising the back of a hand towards this direction seems comical.
*Koi wo Shiyou
Pink hearts to hearts in varying colors. “Fuku wo narabete”, a choreography of similar to placing a hanger at an elevated place. “Datsumekko” Aizou with arms crossed and taking off clothes action. The chorus is the MV’s choreography. “Akai ito de”, you can see as if the red thread existed and they are synchronized.
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LIPxLIP leaving. There is a hidden microphone at the dressing room, leaking their conversation.
Aizou: Let’s fall in love ~fufufu~
Yuujirou: What are you pacing for? Are you nervous?
Aizou: Not at all
Yuujirou: During Nonfantasy, your hand holding the mic was trembling.
Aizou: I could say the same for you; you bought a can of coffee even if you don’t drink one.
Yuujirou: I bought that for you. I don’t always say this but thank you.
Aizou: ?!?!
Yuujirou: Be honest, what did you think when you partnered with me?
Aizou: Why with this guy? I thought we definitely wouldn’t match.
Yuujirou: You’re right. We didn’t align when it came to tuna mayo.
Aizou: Yuujirou would most likely be my rival so I thought I absolutely won’t lose to him.
Yuujirou: I thought an amazing guy is here when I look at Aizou
Aizou: Eh?
Yuujirou: Someone who goes to an audition with bed hair is amazing.
Aizou: It's not bed hair; I styled it! But, with him, I thought, I can fulfill the dream I've always dreamed of.
Yuujirou: .....
Aizou: Wait, Yuujirou being kind to me is suspicious. There's definitely a hidden camera somewhere.
Yuujirou: None of that sort.
Aizou: Is this revenge for the Osaka live? Everyone here, are you excited!?! I love you!
Yuujirou: Pardon us for only playing a video without sound.
Aizou: It's alright; though there's no sound, one could shout their love on their own, right?
Yuujirou: Yeah, everyone is thinking, "What are you doing, Aizou-kun? Hurry up changing your clothes!" (he imitated)
Aizou: Eh? Huh? How embarrassing. You're lying, right?
Yuujirou: It's a lie. They can only hear our voice. (meaning, no video)
Aizou: Oi! As I thought this whole thing was weird!
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LIPxLIP appeared wearing their Yume Fanfare outfit
*Yume Fanfare
Because they are together, their dance shine beautifully; a song that is conveyed because it is Aizou and Yuujirou. If one is missing, it won’t work at all. A song for two people. The last harmony sums it up and is beautiful as expected. The chorus is stable and similar in the MV.
*Tsuki no Hime
“Please listen carefully”
A picture of a moon. At the chorus, the moon is red and rising; it was mysterious. At the beginning and end, both looked up at the moon and danced.
Aizou is cool, widening his legs diagonally.
Yuujirou crossed his legs; silent dance steps at the beginning, and gentlemanly from “soto no sekai watashi kara” part. The chorus has great choreography and livened up (the crowd).
“Thank you for listening carefully.”
Band members’ introduction
*Romeo
Yuujirou, from the start to the end, did not make a mistake at all. He is honestly magnificent. Aizou in his part “Nayanderu no? Ojou-san” is even more gentlemanly than before. It gradually softened later on. Seemingly like the East Country, a huge feeling of exhilaration overflows in the choreography. At “eran de”, the pose is very-like Aizou and Yuujirou. They jumped the whole time and both of them looked like they enjoyed it more than anyone else.
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LIPxLIP and the band members leave.
Encore.
LIPxLIP and the band members enter.
They changed to the LIVE t-shirt: Aizou ---> black Yuujirou ---> white
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*Hitsuyou Fukkaketsu
At the end (of the song) is a clip/scene of a thin cloud on a blue sky. They held each other’s mics and sang. *Silver tape (similar to party streamers; on concerts these are a custom) falls from above. They left their Yume Fanfare shoes on: Aizou tucking his trousers inside his shoes and Yuujirou leaving his outside.
*Repaint
An image wherein you can feel the time of space from the pale bubbles in a light blue sky. Came out in different colors. Mic held in their hands, the two bent down at “seishun wa ima mo tsuzuiteru”. You’d be drawn in at the rush of excitement at the last chorus. They waved both hands left and right.
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Both: Thank you! (waving at different directions)
Yuujirou: I love you-! (suki da yo)
Julietta: Kyaa-!
Aizou: (I want to do it too) Okay, here goes!
Julietta:
Aizou: I love you-! (aishiteru yo)
Julietta: Kyaa-!
They bowed while their hands were connected. Aizou is always waving his hand and so Yuujirou pulled his arm so they could return back. Later on, Yuujirou comes out all of a sudden and waves goodbye. The fans were given permission to take photos of the venue for five minutes.
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T/N: Keep in mind that Japanese and English aren’t my first language so I apologize if there are some mistakes. As always, if you’re going to use/reference my translations, please do not claim it as your own and credit me.
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howdoyousleep3 · 5 years ago
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i’m seein’ the pain, seein’ the pleasure
Happy Valentines Day! Here is a little something written for @cantabile-l. I’m going to try and get some of these Asks answered this weekend! Thanks for being patient, love you! 😘😘😘
“Ohh, doll you got another in ya, come on. Come on, baby gimme one more…”
Steve whines, he’s been whining and making pathetic noises for quite some time now. How long, he isn’t entirely sure, minutes blurring together, going mushy in his mind, but he knows it’s been a while because when he goes to make another noise his voice cracks, throat scratchy. He’s been making noises for a while. He wants to tell James he can’t, there is no way he can come for a fourth time tonight, wants to ask Daddy to stop, but all he does it let out a few sobs in the place of his words, arches his back some.
He forgets that his wrists are bound above his head, strong and efficient use of James’ belt through the slats in his headboard. James has already scolded him, reminded him to not pull, not to wiggle and squirm, or he would hurt himself, but he keeps forgetting, being reminded again and again with a sharp click of James’ tongue that he’s going to rub his wrists raw if he keeps it up.
Daddy was just supposed to take him home, walk him up to is door, kiss him goodnight, but that is not what had happened. Instead James had pushed him hard against his apartment door, his hands had groped at Steve’s ass, his lips and teeth tore at his neck and his jaw and his lips. Steve had barely been able to keep up, gasping and trying to ask what James was doing, his thigh pulled up and hiked around a thick waist, a filthy roll of James’ hips. James had whispered low in his ear, “Wouldn’t be a good Daddy if I didn’t make sure my sweet boy got to bed…”
They had torn their way through Steve’s apartment like a tornado, tearing at clothes and knocking over picture frames and books, and by the time James had pushed Steve down onto the bed he didn’t have a stitch of clothing on and was gagging for it. Daddy had fucked his face in the exact way he knew Steve loves it: thighs on either side of his head, hands in his hair, deep and slow, making him choke, sweet noises. By the time James had snarled and came hard down Steve’s throat, it took less than ten strokes to get Steve off like an “easy slut” as Daddy liked to say.
Steve was always startled and delighted at James’ stamina. If he kept touching himself or had Steve do it, he could come up to three times in one night. Steve had never been with someone who could go so long and how fucking lucky was he that he got to experience that with someone like Daddy? James’ come down his throat, some on his chin, and his own come on his chest, the second orgasm of the night for him had come after Daddy turned him over with a smack on the ass and spread his thighs wide.
Steve loved having Daddy’s fingers inside of him. They were long and thick and James knew how to use them so goddamn well, knew how to stretch, when to add another digit, where to angle so Steve’s core trembled with pleasure. He stretched and pressed and scissored Steve open beautifully, always taking his time but making the younger feel like he could never catch his breath, squirming in the sheets and biting at the pillow underneath his face. By the time he was ready to be fucked through this mattress Daddy was telling him to come and he hadn’t even thought about it or realized he was about to and Daddy knowing him and his body so well sent him right over that edge with a squeal.
He was still coming when James slid inside of his body, thighs settling to rest on either side of his hips, lips on his neck, hands running up and down Steve’s sides. Daddy had reminded him to breathe, had barely given Steve time to adjust before his body was rolling filthily and with purpose, driving into the younger’s cunt in a harsh and devastating pace. The feeling of being so thoroughly fucked and after one orgasm already had Steve damn near delirious, had him moaning and sobbing and begging, begging for more and for a break, his brain could never decide.
He came twice to Daddy fucking him, once on his front and once on his back. He had felt wrung out after the first orgasm from penetration alone, felt like his soul had been shoved out of his dick, left him gasping and screaming and pulling away from Daddy and that wasn’t good. He shouldn’t pull away from Daddy, he has a word if he needs to use it, but he didn’t and he shouldn’t have wiggled and whined and turned away.
That made Daddy angry.
That’s how he came to have his arms tied back above his head, so he couldn’t get away, so Daddy could have what he wanted and what was his. James had whispered his disappointed words onto Steve’s lips after he looped and tied the belt around his wrists, as he slid back into Steve’s body.
“Know you know better, sugar, know you know not to pull away from Daddy when he is takin’ what he wants. Show me you know better, baby, show me you know how to lay there and let Daddy have what he wants.”
When he came on his back it was entirely accidental and left Steve’s mouth open with a silent scream, left his thighs trembling, left Daddy growling and grunting like an animal. He hadn’t meant to come, hadn’t been told to come, but he couldn’t help it when Daddy had his thighs pressed back and into his chest, legs resting on his shoulders as he pounded away at that sensitive cunt. His cock had given a valiant attempt at shooting off, more of a drool, and James had pulled back with another upset noise, which wasn’t good, wasn’t good.
“Ohh, you’re greedy tonight aren’t you, just wanna take take take, like a little slut? Huh? Feelin’ sensitive, doll? Good. You wanna come I’ll make you come.”
Which is how Steve found himself in his current predicament—Daddy leaning over him, mouth kissing at his lips, breathing his nasty words into Steve’s mouth, his own neck lax and in the pillow, Daddy’s fingers fucking into him, stroking his walls, rubbing at his prostate. It’s so much, so much, makes Steve let out low slurred words, feigned protests, makes him turn his head away from Daddy’s lips, squeeze his eyes shut.
“Ohh, baby can’t pretend you weren’t bein’ a greedy boy now. Daddy knows how hungry this little cunt really is now, gotta give it what it needs. These are fakes tears, baby, don’t play me.” James’ voice is condescending and mean, low in his ear, Steve unintentionally giving him direct access to it when he turned his head. The older man leans to kiss and lick at his cheek, at his tears, and Steve hadn’t even realized tears had fallen over his eyelids, that his noises that sounded like sobs truly were sobs.
“No no, Daddy I can’t I—”
“Shut up. You can and you will, boy. You hear me? You wanna be greedy Ima give you just what you want. Say ‘Thank you, Daddy’”.
Steve hiccups, feels his cunt squeeze at Daddy’s fingers pumping away, deep and purposeful, feels his gut clench. “Thank you, Daddy,” he whimpers, wails when he feels James slip a third fingers into his ass, and fuck does that make a difference, makes everything so tight. Daddy just purses his lips at Steve’s jaw, nips at it in a tight little motion, thumb rubbing up against his taint, pressure gorgeous. Steve gasps, high noise getting caught in the back of his throat.
“Uh-huh, there it is, gonna gimme another one aren’t ya, sugar? Just like Daddy said, so good, gonna come apart on three’a Daddy’s fingers, come on. Gimme what I want.” There’s hand in his hair, yanking it to bring Steve’s face around to look up at Daddy as he speaks, his dark and determined look making Steve moan, making him curl his toes. He’s gonna come, he’s gonna come for the fourth time and that rarely happens but Daddy can do it, Daddy can get him there. No one else can but Daddy can.
Steve tries to warn Daddy but he’s drinking in the younger’s noises off of his lips, knows it’s coming, can feel it and can see it and can hear it, Steve frantic and damn near hysterical. “Come on,” is all James says and Steve’s eyes are rolling, rolling back into his head, a low and long wail being pushed out of his chest in a whoosh of a noise. With his eyes being closed he doesn’t get to see Daddy’s face, barely feels him pull his fingers out of his trembling cunt, but most definitely feels Daddy slide his cock back into his body.
Steve thrashes, makes his wrists burn, goes to shout, shakes his head, but Daddy brings a hand down over his mouth, clamps it there tight. He kisses at the back of his own hand, where Steve’s lips would be if he were a good boy, whispers, “No, baby hush—my turn to be greedy.”  Steve can only whimper, finds his body betraying him, clenches down hard on Daddy’s cock, eyes watering over again. Daddy’s thrusts are brutal make him cry out with every other one, make him want to pull away but bear down on them at the same time.
Steve always knows Daddy is close to coming when his mouth runs with praise, when he tells Steve how perfect he is, when he is suddenly in a rush to tell Steve how pretty he is, how sweet of a boy he is for Daddy, how tight his little cunt is.
“Yes oh fuck, baby, so sweet for Daddy, lettin’ him take this little sensitive cunt, lettin’ him fuck it and fill it up. Such a sweet boy, god yeah, look at ya. You’d let Daddy take whatever he wanted wouldn’t you? Yeah? Such a slut, god I love it.”
By the time Daddy comes Steve is frantically nodding his head and moaning, clenching and squeezing as much as he can at his cock, huffing out an annoyed breath at himself for telling Daddy no and pretending he didn’t want everything and anything Daddy could give him.
Daddy knows him better than he knows himself. When will he learn?
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icanbehardcore · 4 years ago
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Top 10 WORST Powerpuff Girls Episodes
For a long time, I have been wanting to make a project resembling a countdown list, being inspired by the likes of @umbramagna777​, @phantomstrider​ and even the Nostalgia Critic. After some considerate years, I have finally decided to make a list based on my all time favorite show The Powerpuff Girls.
Cartoon Network's breakaway hit of the late 90s and early to mid 00s starring three adorable, precocious little kindergartners with superpowers was a cultural phenomenon. Spawning hundreds and thousands of merchandise, a theatrical film, several TV specials, an anime and a reboot, it's unbelievable that a cartoon with an all female lead would become an icon in the cartoon industry.
Created by Craig McCracken fresh off two pilots in the "What A Cartoon" shorts and evolving from the earliest incarnation "Whoopass Stew", The Powerpuff Girls became the highest rated cartoon debut at the time. Critics praised this show for being so unique, entertaining, epic, action packed and nothing like anything else at the time, but most of all, this show was very, very funny.
But that doesn't mean this show gets all the glory and praise 100% per episode, like every television show, there will always be flaws and bad episodes and, the Powerpuff Girls is no exception when it comes to rotten entries in the line-up.
Whether you like these episodes or not, remember to respect each other's opinions, including mine. If you like these episodes, that's great, you're more than welcome to have your say, but be nice.
I am only counting down episodes from the ORIGINAL series, this won't include the movie, the anime, the Dance Pansted special, The tenth anniversary special, the christmas special or especially the reboot.
Mixing either of these up would be one big mess and would derail my points of view. With that being said, let's begin.
NOTE: Spoiler alert ahead.
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 10. Keen on Keane   This episode was a new era for the original show, it had a new art style which was first introduced in the movie. So if you hadn't seen it, you would have had to get use to this new art style before getting puzzled or confused.
Unfortunately, these episodes were somewhat mediocre and after 2002, show creator Craig McCracken left the show to Chris Savino, so he could work on Foster's Home for Imaginery Friends. Usually when this happens, that's a sign of a show losing it's...err...Mojo. No pun intended. For a first of this newly animated version of the show, this episode is just ...well...sappy.  
So what's the story: It's Valentines Day...oh boy, what a way to start the new era of an already great show. I am NOT a fan of this holiday whether I'm taken or not. I prefer to keep romance and affection personal.
While receiving various little Valentines from her beloved students, Ms. Keane gets the one simple innocent question asked by the girls: "Where are you going out tonight?" and "Who's your sweetheart?" (don't you just love precocious little questions coming from kindergartners). Ms. Keane explains to the girls that she doesn't have time for going out on dates and is too busy for that sort of thing, this leaves the girls slightly worried, knowing she may be lonely and in need of a significant other half.
Later that evening, the girls are all at dinner with the Professor whose attention prompts the innocent, curious little question from an inquisitive Blossom "Why aren't you going out, tonight?".
Personally, if he WAS going out, he may need to hire a babysitter for the girls and knowing the Professor, he may end up calling someone but being delayed or on hold due to everybody with their arms round each other, making googoo eyes and lip wrestling all evening as they bask into their romance.
Anyway, the Professor tells the girls that HE doesn't have time for dates or going out, nor does he have a sweetheart...(hope he hasn't forgotten the events a long time ago when meeting Ima Goodlady who turned out to be using him and was revealed to be Sedusa).
On hearing this, the girls trade rather sly and calculating looks to each other, a plan has hit them. If their father isn't going out and doesn't have a sweetheart and Ms Keane doesn't have a sweetheart, why not get them together for date?
At Ms. Keane's place, she is busy grading homework. On hearing the doorbell ring, she goes to answer the door only to recieve a love letter from a secret admirer and a rose. Oh bittersweet cliches...
Round the same time, the Professor too recieves an identical love letter from a secret admirer (by the way, I do love how he recieves a red rose and Ms Keane recieves a pink rose).  The two admirers meet at "Petes-A Pizza", an obvious parody to Chuck E Cheese, you can just feel how out of place these two are.
Not to hurt each others feelings, the two adults try to strike a conversation, but seem to show no interest in each other, all they can do is slap on a plastic smile each.
As they try to communicate and interact more and order, Ms. Keane suddenly forces a hearty little smile, stunning and questioning the Professor. As she tells him to look behind him, he sees that his own daughters are hiding in the large ball tank, this catches on as both Ms Keane and Professor Utonium have realized that they had been set up.
Unfortunately, the evening was unsuccessful and the Professor offers his date a ride home with three dejected little girls in the back. Their high hopes sunk to the bottom, gone down like a ship, but the Professor tells them if they did end up going out, then he wouldn't have enough time to spend with his own daughters. As he walks her to her door, Ms. Keane trips on a crack, the Professor immediately dashes forward to catch her. After bewilderment and indecision on what to do next, Ms Keane and the Professor's hearts become intertwine. As they stand up straight, they both share a nervous laugh while blushing (by the way, I find this scene amazingly cute, I mean...the Professor here is just...OMG, how can you not just want to reach out and dive into his arms...ahem...).  Finally,  they hold hands and are somehow...in love. Also note this is the only time in the episode where they see each other  face to face. Feeling accomplished, the girls smile knowing that their mission is complete . The following morning, the girls notice that not everything is all hunky-dory! Now having a significant other half, the Professor neglects his family duties and lab work and Ms Keane neglecting her school duties and even forgetting to feed her cat. Why? Because the two most important role models in the girls' lives are now sickeningly sweethearts talking to each other endlessly on the phone together, complete with EVERY single sentence ending with a mushy pet name. And you know what? It's really degrading! Also that phonebill must be really expensive by now,
Because of the neglection, the girls don't know what crimes are being caused....seriously, not even watching the news? Also, doesn't Ms Bellum have a light for a signal? Why couldn't she  just set that up in the sky for them?
But no! Instead, Sara Bellum gets kidnapped while the conversation continues until the Mayor sneezes, causing the couple to realize that they were holding up phoneline and neglecting their duties, including feeding the cat. This upsets the Professor and complains about the past event where a cat made him jump off a building which somehow, Ms Keane doesn't believe and causes them both to suddenly break up. Hmm...like every other couple today right? Okay that was bad.
Overall, this was a weak episode with no crime fighting at all and for a new start of upgraded animation, this was pretty bad. Especially being a Valentines themed episode.
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9. City of Clipsville  I ought to let you know that seasons five and six sucked. Big time and this episode is no exception. I am not much of a fan of clip shows and this one was really weak, lame and the repetitive dialogue is as entertaining as a stale book made for toddlers. "Remember when Mojo Jojo turned us into dogs?"...umm...yeah? There's like two episodes with pretty much the same chunks of animation of it and it doesn't help that they referenced BOTH episodes! Also, did we really want to be reminded of some of the more mediocre episodes?
Mind you, most of these little trips down memory lane never happened. These include The Professor marrying Ms Bellum...for some reason, the girls losing their superpowers without realizing until they fall off a building...the Professor turning the girls AND all of Townsville's citizens into helpless infants...(no, seriously...make way for cliche'd moments whenever a baby is in a cartoon, which I'll get to later), complete with Blossom spitting up over the Professor's shoulder.
BUT the most most shameful fan-service cringe-worthy moment would have to be a quote on quote flashback of when the girls sped up time and became teenagers. Oh my god! Just...yeah. Complete with their midriff showing, slender figures, skinny jeans and stereotypical valley girl accents and mannerisms such as blowing bubble gum talking on their cellphones and ...discovering boys, teenage boys...in this case, the Rowdyruff Boys.
Yeah...remember when I said that the whole counterpart thing is a drag, well they do it here too. But this time, they are somewhat getting along, yet the girls are ditzier. I do love some of the hidden innuendos snuck in this scene visually and audibly.
Besides this episode being a weak one, I do admit that I like how the girls looked as teenagers, a bit two fan-service material-esque but still cute. I love how Bubbles still kept her pigtails in, but are a little longer, Blossom's red hair still makes me jealous *seriously...) and Buttercup growing out that little bob, it suits her.
Of course, I can't mention this scene without the fact that it was a reference to Craig McCracken's fan mail he was  receiving from fans about what would happen if the girls and boys were couples. He hated the idea so he decided to poke fun at this little trope.
Interestingly, there was going to be a scene that never made it, but there were storyboards lying around of the teenage girls becoming popstars...obviously a reference to the likes of Mandy Moore, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera and other teen idols, maybe even the lesser known band that have since broke up, No Secrets.
The episode gets more stupid as everyone somehow ends up in the house until the episode ends which turns out to be filmed in front of a "live audience". Yeah, just...weak.
If you do like this episode, that's great, it does have a few funny moments but I still feel like it's just another cheap bland clip show.  
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8. Neighbor Hood Good god was this episode lame? The moral was a good one I will admit, but first, the story...Bubbles rushes home from school in time to watch her favorite show: The Wondrous World of Whimsical Willy. Mr. Willy being the host of the show (and an obvious parody of Mr, Rogers) greets his audience warmly, at first, he seems like the typical friendly, harmless, yet unsettling kind of person on a kid's show. He never snaps, he's calm and mellow. But when Daydream Lane loses all of the happiness and joy, Mr Willy asks his audience to hand over all of their cash to him so they don't lose hope.
Being naive and simple, not wanting the show to fall flat with misery, Bubbles somehow breaks into the town hall and takes off with the money in the Mayor's vault and hands it over to Mr Willy and the rest of the crew on set. By the way, the Mayor also donated...yeah, he's a man child. lol
Meanwhile, back at home, after getting a phone call from the Mayor, Buttercup and Blossom notice their sister live on TV with a huge bag of money, thanking Bubbles, Mr Willy and his gang celebrate until Bubbles' sisters barge in telling Mr Willy to literally drop his act.
Sweaty and nervous, Mr Willy finally snaps and reveals his true plan to steal all of the money of Townsville, showing his true colors at last. Bubbles demands an explanation and tells her sisters that Mr. Willy isn't a crook, he just needed the money to help save Daydream Lane. Blossom isn't buying it and tells Bubbles that none of this is real and that the whole set is just canvas painted with scenery and backgrounds and the crew are all crooks in costume.
Now shocked and realizing she had been conned along with the rest of the those who donated, Bubbles loses faith in Mr Willy and the show and even refuses to save his fall. In case you might guess, Mr Willy is arrested and thrown in prison and Bubbles apologizes for her foolish act and also that she shouldn't believe on what she sees on television. In a way, this is a great moral for kids, especially when the main cast are kindergartners, but come on, the girls are more precocious than this, they are better than this. This is basically a weaker version of Film Flam.
This episode is really unsettling for many reasons.  Mr Willy asking for donations from little kids, isn't that a little creepy and somewhat makes him a pedophile? But to go as far as flying all the way to the set on your own and revealing the stolen cash is even more risky and dangerous.
I have read something interesting here from the PPG wikia, this episode was based real-life events in a 1965 New Year incident where Soupy Sales, miffed at having to work on the holiday, ended his live broadcast by encouraging his young viewers to tiptoe into their still-sleeping parents' bedrooms and remove those "funny green pieces of paper with pictures of U.S. Presidents" from their pants and pocketbooks. "Put them in an envelope and mail them to me," Soupy instructed the children. "And I'll send you a postcard from Puerto Rico!" He was then hit with a pie. He later admitted that he was joking and that the money would be donated to a charity, but Sales was negatively affected by the incident.
Also I learned that this episode was actually written back in 1999 as a season 2 episode, but was scrapped since the staff feared a lawsuit from PBS, so instead the story was given to DC Comics named Remote Controlled. The story was much better and less mediocre compared to this one. It's such a downfall when a great cartoon runs it's course and episodes that were originally written for the comics suddenly have elements thrown onto the screen and never live up to how they could have been.
There's something else I would like to point out here. I saw this comment on the PPG wikia by a user named Crossoverfan4ever and he pointed out that Bubbles commited a crime and got away with it, and did she get punished? Of course not, because she's, cute, innocent adorable, precious, sweet little Bubbles who can probably get away with murder if she tried.
So...in A Very Special Blossom, Blossom steals a rather valuable set of golf clubs and gets punished for it with 200 hours of community service, yet the Professor asks the cops to go easy on her and she's also sorry (seriously, you can feel her sorrow in her voice and that face just says it all).
In the fan-loathing controversial episode Moral Decay, Buttercup commits a crime by breaking into the local villains homes and steals their teeth for money from the "tooth fairy" after already beating up crooks for committing crimes. Her punishment: Ambushed by her worst enemies as her sisters sadistically watch her get beat up (note that Buttercup is a little girl, so can you imagine the pain inflicted on her?). Going back to Neighbor Hood, yeah, it's bad. One of season five's worst.
7. Crazy Mixed-Up Puffs
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Season six was definitely the weakest link in the original show's run, so in a way, it's a breath of fresh air when McCracken and Savino declined a season seven from Cartoon Network (much to the disappointment to the fans).
CMUP just made way for some really weak points in writing and character development and derailment. Whichever one, even my feelings for this are mixed up...or mesed up. Whatever!  
In this episode, Mojo Jojo is watching old clips of the past fights and battles he has had with the girls and soon stops for an ice cream break. Unforunately, a little girl is in front of him and he deters her. As Mojo orders his three scoops (which happen to resemble the signature colors of the Powerpuff Girls), the little girl throws her ball at him, causing him to drop the ice cream onto the floor. As it does, Mojo gets an idea.
Mojo then goes home to his lair and creates a dummy of a girl calling for help, attracting attention from the Powerpuff Girls, they fly over to save her and are immediately caught in his trap.
The machine swirls the girls together, fusing them all into one and because of this, the girls find it hard to fly, spin and even keep their own balance, not to mention worsening their arguments every single time. It's really unpleasant to watch.
From here, the girls ��now have to rely on each other with trust and work as a team to stop Mojo. After finally making their way to Mojo, they defeat him, destroying the fuse machine with a huge blast, but are still stuck together as one.
As they make their way back to the Mayor's office, they get Professor Utonium to try and seperate them. Feeling hopeless, the Professor breaks down into tears knowing that his daughters will never be the same, but they tell him that they don't mind being this close and reassure him that everything is going to be okay. The Mayor finds a thread from their fused dresses and pulls it which somehow...separates the girls restoring them to their glory. I do love when the Professor tells the girls that he loves them all, it's moments like this that always make the show great, it's too bad this episode suffered from mediocicy, unpleasant arguments and...this (Really? After all you've been through, you decide to add this in here?) NOTE: Never let Paul Stec or someone else write a Powerpuff Girls episode storyline which may result into tasteless immature fart jokes...speaking of which...
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6. Reeking Havoc Season six...why? Why did you have to go with this crap? An entire episode about flatulence? Really? Okay, well silently but still visually. I for one don't care for this kind of humor, it's immature, lame, not funny, pointless and...just go watch South Park if you're into that stuff (by the way, I'm a huge fan of South Park, freakin' ironic I know! lol).
The Girls have just returned home from enjoying a beautiful sunny day in spring, admiring the fresh air until their noses are suddenly inflicted with the smell of something ...not so fresh, in this case, chili. Yep! Because how else are the writers going to come up with an episode which is ten minutes of fart jokes. Real mature. Not.
It turns out that the girls father Professor Utonium is cooking this...chili for the "2nd Annual Chili Cook-Off" in Townsville. The girls reluctantly try a sample, as expected by them and those watching, it doesn't go down well (we even see a shot of Buttercup losing it in the waste-bin). Worried that he may lose again, Blossom decides that they should tell the Professor, but her sisters object due to the year before, in which the Professor lost and broke down.
Later that night, the Professor still thinks his chili needs something extra...or should that be "x-tra"...with that, he adds a drop of Chemical X into the concoction. Sure, because somehow that works right? Also, maybe adding COFFEE into the chili is the reason it doesn't taste so good. Later on that night, the girls (one by one) also happen to put a drop of Chemical X in the chili.
The following morning during the annual chili contest, the judges (which happen to be Ms Keane, the Mayor and Sara Bellum) are trying out all the dishes that have been made for the event when soon, they try the Professor's chilli causing reactions that they never experienced before. With that, the Professor is declared the winner of the contest and is awarded the trophy and with that, the Mayor hands out free samples of the prize winning chilli.
What then follows is nothing but flatulent puns, visual and audible, one after the other while everyone's guts start growling and all that gas happens to escape and creates...a giant methane monster. No, seriously! A giant cloud made out of everyone's gas! What were the writers thinking, seriously? It's like they have watched Ren and Stimpy and got some ideas off there, no? 
The following day, the methane monster soon causes chaos all over Townsville and his stench is so unbearable that it causes everyone to feel nauseous and complain. This then causes the Mayor to call the girls and...*sighs*...watching them trying to fight off a huge flatulent monster is just...well...yeah. Lame.  
As if stinking up the city has already been done in season 2's Down and Dirty, but that as caused by Buttercup refusing to bathe, but nope, we get a full on episode with gastronomical proportions and bad jokes!
From here, we get some rather ridiculously stomach churning moments including the girls actually trying to suck the monster up...err...gross? So...after the mention of a "match", Blossom gets an idea and takes off and returns again in seconds with...a giant match...no seriously AND to make this episode even more cringy, she mentions that she got it from the same place where she got the giant jar in "episode two season one". Was that really necessary?
I don't wanna go on since its pretty cliche'd with the fact that entering a chili cook-off with an ingredient that happens to be linked to chaos, it's obvious what that equals.
This was a bad episode and I mean really really bad. GOLDEN RULE: Keep fart jokes off this show! Oh wait...the reboot pushed that further! *sighs*
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5. Gettin' Twiggy With It Consider this the Pet Sitter Pat episode of The Powerpuff Girls. Nearly every character in this show is likable, funny, great, relatable and somehwhat a decent role model. All but one...that being a less major character: the girls class mate Mitch Mitchellson. A sadistic, nasty, evil, selfish, greedy, manipulative  child who takes pleasure in bullying his fellow...ahem...classmates. Think of him as the Nelson Muntz of Townsville. Think of him as Ren Hoek off Ren Seeks Help in Ren and Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon, or maybe even Stewie Griffin. In this episode, it's Friday and that means one of the kids has the responsibility of taking the class hamster Twiggy home. The girls volunteer, but somehow Ms. Keane chooses Mitch to look after her.
This episode is legimately painful to watch in my opinion. As an animal lover (especially hamsters) who hates animal cruelty to a degree couldn't even watch this. It isn't funny, isn't a pleasure to watch, it's just sick, twisted and evil, I'm glad though that the episode itslef wasn't treated as comedic, that would make me up this episode straight to number one in my opinion. Mitch apparently says he never owned a pet before, yet you can clearly see that he has a snake in the background, what the hell?
I like how when Twiggy becomes a vicious monster, the girls do their part to save him, but still teach him a lesson in harming little Twiggy. It's rare for an episode to be played out seriously for the most part, yet this is just so difficult to watch. Especially all the ways Mitch tortures the hamster.
Gettin' Twiggy With It is just nasty and an unwatchable episode. It's unpleasant, demented and just uncomfortable to watch. For a better review on this episode, I suggest reading this: https://www.deviantart.com/regulas314/art/1001-Animations-Gettin-Twiggy-With-It-517452789. He does great reviews and provides decent detail.
Overall, Mitch Mitchellson is hands down my most despised character in The Powerpuff Girls, maybe even worse than Princess Morbucks. And that's saying a lot. 
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4. Girls Gone Mild I don't think there's one countdown of top ten worst PPG without this episode at least appearing on there. It's bad, the story, the premise, the fact that this episode was inspired by letters Craig McCracken received from parents thinking the violence was appropriate as a defence, pretty much the Three Girls and A Monster of the Chris Savino era. This episode is basically like a reminder that parents and legal guardians are the ones who should ultimately take responsibility for their children's actions instead of just blaming other people for it. But for what it is, it's not funny or entertaining and definitely one worth skipping. Need I point out that the two people of "P.A.P.P" (People Against Powerpuff Girls) were played by the same people behind the voices of Cosmo and Wanda from The Fairly Odd Parents?
But seriously, where do these two come from? Clearly not from Townsville otherwise they'd be more than happy to ask for the girls help, but no, instead they eat everything up with complaints and threaten to sue the Professor if the girls start using their superpowers again. I hate tropes like this, especially when we all know in the end, they go back to normal and do what they do best. Now if only they were kicking Stanley and Sandra Practice's butts instead.
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3. Moral Decay *sighs* some of you have definitely seen this one coming but you can see why. It's one of the most unpleasant, mean spirited and degrading episodes of the Craig McCracken era. What were the writers actually thinking?
Buttercup's nothing but a straight up sadist in this episode, the moment those mouth muscles form a malicious slasher smirk, she has straight up changed in personality throughout the episode. After accidentally knocking one of Bubbles' teeth out, she learns of the "tooth fairy" bringing money in exchange for teeth under kid's pillows and what does she do? She constantly abuses Bubbles just to try and knock out her teeth.
First off, Buttercup may be tough, but she loves her sisters dearly and wouldn't think of abusing her own sisters for kicks. Sure she gets into scrapes now and then, argues and teases them, but she would never want to hurt them to this extent!
UmbraMagna's stated this before on YouTube but have they go something against Buttercup, did they hate her character? Why did she always get the rough stuff in punishment and treatment? Think about it? In Down and Dirty, she refuses to bathe and even gets kicked out the house until she gives in and is forcefully given a full scrub by her own sisters. In Cover Up, a whole opportunity is wasted  on a story that could have had a heartwarming peptalk scene between Buttercup and the Professor, there, Buttercup feels vulnerable without her security blanket. You gotta remember that she is a little girl, it's normal for someone her age to have a baby blanket.
Going back to Moral Decay, it's a terrible episode that's just painful to watch and do NOT get me started on the ending. The Professor at his most non-caring right here, not to mention that close out ending scene. As punishment, the Professor pays covers Buttercup's dental bills with the money she "saved". By the way, I suggest you check out @UmbraMagna's extended review on this episode. Since mostly I'd be shadowing and echoing what she has said, along with A Very Special Blossom in her top 10 worst PPG eps countdown.
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2. Sun Scream/The City Of Frownsville I put these two together because...well, they both aired together, simple as, bit cheap and not so well explained or thought but what else. These two episodes are just torture! Despite being on different topics. 
First off, Sun Scream. This episode is just a chore to get though. The girls all catch the sun after refusing to put sunscreen lotion on while trying to stop a solar flare from plummeting to the earth. What do their fans and the rest of the citizens do? They laugh at them, instead of showing concern for three kids who have badly been sunburned. Just...what has happened to Townsville?
The rest of the episode is nothing but the girls struggling to get up out of bed and trying to answer the hotline, getting dressed to even struggling to attack some con artists. I won't spoil this episode but if you have made it through till the end then good luck, this one's just painful to watch.
Then we have The City of Frownsville. Although being dedicated to those who lost their lives during 9-11 (with all my respect, I pray now even). Despite this, this episode is nothing but everyone sobbing their eyes out for ten minutes. If you can't stand nails scratching on a chalkboard, then you will definitely not be able to make it through this episode.
All of Townsville's put under a spell by "Lou Gubrious" and his machine that causes everyone to cry uncontrollably, this then reverses his mood giving him the new name "Hal Larious" (please, seriously?), the rest...ugh.
Skip this one while you can guys.
Before I get to number one, I'd like to give out a few dishonorable mentions.
Cover Up - For shaming Buttercup being a softy. Also her sisters cruelly laughing at her. Twisted Sister - First off, I don't hate this episode as a whole, I don't like what they did with the new sister Bunny. She's unstable, but her slurred speech and lack of English, as well as dying in so called comedic fashion's a bit too much. Fallen Arches - Blossom's unbearable in this episode. Sure, we should respect the elderly but refusing to fight these crooks and throw'em in jail. Just...no. Sweet and Sour - Ugh, cutesey animals getting away with crime and the citizens are just as clueless because they are "TOO CUTE!". Come on! Pee Pee Gs - Unsettling and nothing but pee jokes. Umm...no, unfunny and a cringefest. Prime Mates - Mopey Popo's constant complaining and rambling in his Droopy-esque voice and the girls not having enough screen time make this a true downer. A Very Special Blossom - Ugh, one of the first of episodes where one of the girls does wrong and gets punished for it. In this case, Blossom's dark side shows when she steals a valuable set of golf clubs just to please the Professor for Father's Day. That's Not My Baby - Ah the baby cliche! Whether it's abandoned or just being looked after the whole package is there. The baby never stops crying, and when it eats, it's diaper needs to be changed yada yada yada, I'm sick of this cliche and this episode's no better. HOW did they not even notify the Professor even? I left it out of here because the ending was actually clever. Cop Out - Forgettable, bland and yeah. Unfunny, also that cop. Ugh. Custody Battle - Just doesn't feel like a PPG episode, but a Rowdyruff Boys spinoff. Also the whole two daddies thing...nah. Divide and Conquer - I know education and learning's important but an entire maths episode...nope. Save Mojo - I'm a bit of an animal activist, no lies but...a cartoon chimpanzee with constant diabolical plans to destroy the Powerpuff Girls and take over the world, that's different (plus a cartoon), and...yeah. Basically Girls Gone Mild with animal activists and protesters. Say Uncle - Absolutely forgettable and lame. Mizzen In Action - I love the Crack McCraigen pun name but over all, this swash buckling episode's one of the show's most forgettable episodes. Seed No Evil - Bland and boring and...seriously, what's this all about seeds in olden times? The City of Nutsville - Bubbles gets stung in the throat by a bee/wasp and her sisters actually laugh at her...messed up. Also, squirrel apocalypse. Insane. West in Pieces - Ugh...ancestors of the Powerpuff Girls? really? As if Seed No Evil was no better.
And the number one worst Powerpuff Girls episode is...
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1. Toast Of The Town I HATE this episode! Talk about character derailment, especially when you're in the middle of season five. If you can get through this episode listening to the Mayor speak in the third person, good for you, because there's a lot of it and it's enough to make your eardrums split.
The Mayor has a huge craving for toast (say, at least SOMEONE now has a toaster unlike everybody in Too Pooped To Puff few seasons back) but his toaster is out of range, so he goes to the Professor to have it fixed. And with that, we get some of the most cringe inducing audio, lack lustered story writing and some of the most ANNOYING dialogue in any episode! The Mayor is basically nothing but...a child in a man's body here. The Professor won't fix his toaster because he's busy, but after more complaining from the Mayor, he gets on with the job and the Mayor is so impatient he asks in seconds if it's done yet...really? The Mayor is an idiot, that's for sure, but at least he means well and loves his city and job and looks out for the girls. BUT his stupidity here is both questionable, childish and dumbed down to a tee!
The Professor makes the Mayor wait somewhere in the lab which he does despite still dejected and impatient. What follows is...the Mayor curiously pressing buttons like a child and setting off an alarm and causing a huge explosion in the lab...err...is this Dexter's Lab or The Powerpuff Girls? Some weird pattern here! Anyway, the Professor then proceeds to let the Mayor stay put by putting him in a high chair...for...some reason...
Later on, the Mayor discovers a can of Chemical X and rubs some of it on his head thinking it's hair growth formula and...his entire body is now the size of King Kong, complete with a shameless parody to boot. I don't need to explain anymore of this.
Seriously? The Mayor's third person speech and childish behaviour here is some of the worst character derailment I've ever seen. As I said with Gettin' Twiggy With It, there's a more detailed review here by Regulas314: https://www.deviantart.com/regulas314/art/Animated-Atrocities-Toast-of-the-Town-475588395
There's no other way I can mention this episode without any...ahem spoilers, but I suggest avoiding it while you can. SERIOUSLY! This episode's unbearable!
Compare the Mayor in episodes like Uh Oh Dynamo, where he was against the girls having the city destroyed (even though it was the Professor making the girls use the Dynamo). Then compare him here...it's just painful. And with that, let me know what you think which episodes do you think are th eabsolute worst? 
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Birthday Girl
Bloodline Family Series
Even though Simba complained about Kennedie, he loves her so he wanted to make her birthday as special as possible. He started to complain that her birthday is literally seven days after Valentines Day but he sucked it up just for her and accepted the fact he was going to have to be mushy twice in a weeks time.
Teddy ended up going back home so his dad could fill out his transfer papers from school. He planned to finish his senior year of high school in Florida with Simba. But before he went back he helped Simba plan what he was going to do. Usually he picked Kennedie up for school and got breakfast before going but he had Porshe take her. As far as Kennedie knew, he had an appointment and wasn't coming.
After second period, Kennedie walked with Porshe to their next period with a slight pout on her face. Porshe bumped her shoulder.
"Girl, it's your birthday. You're finally eighteen. What's with the face?"
Kennedie shook her head, thanking a classmate who wished her a happy birthday as they passed her. "I havent talked to Simba at all today. Last time I heard from him was last night when he told me he wasn't picking me up."
Porsche bit back her smile, "Well he did say he had an appointment, Ken. Maybe he was nervous or something and forgot."
"But how? I put those annoying reminders on his phone that he hates," she pouted walking into their next class.
Porshe laughed loudly earning a glare and pout from her best friend. She tried to calm her laughter as they walked through the classroom to get to their seats.
"Maybe that's why then. You know how he gets when he's annoyed. Teddy's the same way."
Kennedie sulked in her desk, "But it's my birthday."
Porshe shook her head at her best friend and pulled her phone out to text Simba without the teacher seeing. Simba was standing in Party City when he got Porshe's text. He couldn't help but smile imagining the pout on his girlfriend's face.
Simba waited for the associate to come to the balloon counter and gave a small smile. "Hey, I came to pick up my balloons."
She smiled politely, "And what's your name?"
"Simba."
After a while, she gave him his balloons and he was out of the store headed to his aunt's bakery to pick up the cake he ordered for her. When he walked in he saw his mom and both aunties behind the counter, he walked behind the counter to hug them.
"What's up? The cake ready, TK?"
Kandice smirked at him and pointed to the counter on her right. "Its over there in the box."
He laughed a little, "Why you lookin at me like that?"
"Same reason we're all looking at you," Trinity teased pinching his cheeks.
Apryl laughed, "Your mean ass being all nice. Took the day off from school to make sure she has a good birthday. Being all secretive and cute."
Shaking his head, Simba went to grab the large cake box so he could leave. "Ima see yall later. I got one more stop to make before she gets outta school."
"Uhuh. I'll see you at home. I got your outfit for later."
Simba thanked his mom, said his goodbyes and left the bakery. After making the last stop to drop the cake, her gifts and most of the balloons off, he sped a bit to get to his high school before school let out. Parking in front on the sidewalk where the student parking lot is, Simba got out with her balloons and roses and leaned against his black challenger waiting for her to come out.
Porshe saw Simba's text and started to coax Kennedie to put a bit of pep in her step.
"Why you rushing me?"
"Cause it's the end of the day," she sassed as they walked towards the exit with their classmates, "And I am ready to go. It's thr weekend, girl. My Teddy bear is coming home today."
When they got outside, Kennedie didn't pay any attention to her classmates grouping up a bit and stopping to talk because they did it every day. After a nudge from Porsche, Kennedie looked up from her phone looking directly at her boyfriend and smiled.
Simba saw his girlfriend smile and smiled back. Her smiles were contagious for him. She walked quickly down the steps with Porsche behind her and hugged Simba.
"Baby, I thought you forgot!"
He laughed hugging her back as best as he could then kissed her. "How could I forget my girl birthday? Especially when she put seven alarms on my phone."
Laughing, Kennedie pulled away them looked at her best friend.
"You knew?"
"Of course I knew, Ken. If I really thought he forgot your birthday, I would've cussed him out by now. But have fun, call me whenever you get back home."
Porsche hugged them both then jogged to her Chevy sonic. Some of their classmates lingered to watch the couple. Simba passed her the balloons and her roses.
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The smile on her face grew even wider.
"My favorite colors! Is that money, Josiah?"
He sucked his teeth, "Aight now, ima let that slide cause its your birthday. But yeah it is."
Kennedie counted the roses then stared at him, "There's ten roses."
"I know that," he laughed.
"That's $1000, Simba."
"I know that too," he nodded opening the passenger side door for her, "Get in, baby. Let me get them balloons."
As they rode through the streets, Kennedie kept a smile on her face. She took pictures and videos for her social media accounts. Usually would complain about her doing it but he joined in for her laughing and smiling. He let her play her favorite music as well.
Thirty minutes later, Simba pulled up to the valet of the Four Seasons Hotel Disney Resort. He hopped out with his engine running and opened Kennedie's door helping her out them grabbed her balloons out the back. The valet worker handed Simba a ticket before he entered the hotel.
This was the stop he made prior to getting Kennedie from school. Jey had met him here to check in, since Simba was only eighteen Jey put the room in his name.
The couple went straight to the hotel and up to the tenth floor. Opening the room door, Simba allowed her to go in first and him behind her. Setting her stuff down, Simba approached her from behind putting his hands over her eyes.
"Keep walking," he whispered in her ear.
She laughed nervously, "You not about to kill me or nothing are you?"
He laughed, "Man just keep walking till I tell you to stop."
He led her into the bedroom and took his hands from her eyes. When he didn't hear a reaction, he peaked around at her. He laughed loudly when he saw her squeezing her eyes shut.
"Man, open ya damn eyes, baby. Ain't shit here gon scare you."
Slowly, she opened her eyes. Her hands went to her mouth as she looked around the room.
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"Simba," she said touching the cards attached to the balloons, "This is beautiful. Thank you."
"You welcome, Doll. I'm glad you like it."
"What are these attached to the balloons?"
"I wrote down all the reasons I love you, all the things that I love about you and my favorite memories with you."
"Awwee, Simba. I love you."
Kennedie moved to hug him and cried softly into his chest. He wrapped his arms around her, hugging her tight and rubbed her back.
"Love you too, Kenni. Now stop that crying big baby."
She pushed him playfully taking a step back. "Not funny."
"Aight aight," he laughed, "But um I talked to my parents and your mom about us staying so this is us for the weekend. As you can tell it's a Disney resort cause your childish ass loves Mickey and shit. I got us passes for the whole weekend but tonight we have a dinner date and fireworks to see. How that sound?"
Kennedie smiled at her boyfriend still wiping her face, "It sounds amazing, Simba."
"Aight, we don't gotta do nothin that's not why I brought you here. It was just something for us to get away and to be closer to Disney. Aight?"
Kennedie nodded starting to look around the room.
"Cool. Your mom packed your bag and I had my mom pick some stuff out for you, it's all in the closet. Your makeup and all that other shit is in the bathroom," He explained pointing as he went, "You go ahead and start getting ready its three now and dinner is at seven. I'll be back by six thirty."
She frowned, "Where you going?"
He kissed her forehead then started to back away, "Hope you didn't think I was done with the surprises, baby. You'll see when I get back."
Before she could stop him, Simba was gone and she stood looking at all the balloons with a goofy smile on her face. Of course she took pictures and read the notes while she sat on Facetime with Porsche
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sotheywrotestories · 6 years ago
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Dollar Valentine and the Problems With Plans
Request; Nope! Just my Dollar Valentine for the magnificent @softscottlang
Pairings: Peter Parker x Reader
Warnings: Little bit of angst in the beginning but then teeth rotting fluff
Summary: Peter freaks out trying to get (Y/N) the perfect gift
Valentine’s day was here and Peter had no idea what he was going to do for (Y/N). They had been dating for a while now, but not long enough for him to really know her….
He was worried, to say the least. She had always been so great when it came to gifts, but he felt that he hardly knew her at all.
Was that just how their relationship was? Was he destined to never know enough about her to really make a difference in how he treated her? How had she always been so great when it came to giving gifts? He was sure he hadn’t ever mentioned his love of Star Trek before, but she gave him a great encyclopedia of, collectively, every bit of information.
Ned was no help, as he didn’t know her either. They sat together at lunch a lot, but that didn’t mean he knew anything about her. It was only when Peter wasn’t there that Ned and (Y/N) could really talk about anything, but it was rare Peter didn’t want to be around (Y/N).
Which made sense she was the most beautiful girl he had ever known.
The only other person Peter could think of was MJ. Her and (Y/N) were always talking and laughing (MJ laughing was a strange sight). But Peter was scared. Today was Valentine’s day, if he went up to MJ now, she would know that Peter didn’t have anything and that he was a lousy boyfriend. He couldn’t have MJ thinking he was such a bad boyfriend. It would look bad and (Y/N) just meant so much to him.
So he did what he does when he doesn’t know what to do, he went to Tony.
“You didn’t get your girlfriend anything for Valentine’s day?” Tony laughed into the phone. “At all? Not even a box of chocolates?”
“I panicked. I thought I would know what to do by now,” Peter sighed, he was using his lunch break to see if Tony had any ideas for Valentine’s day. He only had half an hour and he didn’t want (Y/N) to be suspicious of anything. “I don’t know what to do, she’s coming over for dinner tonight.”
“How much time will you have?”
“An hour and a half? Maybe?” Peter groaned, throwing his face into his palm.
“That’s plenty of time to cook up a quick dinner, set up a movie, and have a nice night in. Pick up some flowers on your way home,” Tony said. “From what you’ve told me about her, and you talk a lot, she doesn’t seem to be someone who is all about materialistic things.”
“Okay,” Peter said, calming down a bit. “I can do that, thanks, Mr. Stark.”
Tony spit out a quick goodbye, letting Peter hang up.
Peter felt much better now. Yeah, (Y/N) didn’t need something fancy, a nice relaxing night in would be nice. They could both use one right now.
“So, Peter,” Ned approached Peter in the hall. “Got anything figured out?”
“I’m going to try cooking something, grab some flowers, and just have a nice night in.”
Ned gave a small, sympathetic smile. “Well, it’s the thought that counts.”
“Hey,” Peter frowned. “I think it’ll be nice to have a nice night in.”
“Hey, nerds,” MJ said, walking up to her own locker. “(Y/N)’s really tired, so we’re gonna skip fifth period to take a nap in the library.”
Peter raised his eyebrows at Ned as if to say ‘See? A night in would be nice.’
Ned shrugged, still thinking about the three teddy bears and necklace he had bought for Betty.
“Okay, I’ll get notes for her,” Peter smiled, happy to hear his girlfriend was doing what was good for her health and not what was good for her reputation.
“Cool, see you guys in seventh.” MJ walked away, heading to the library.
“If (Y/N)’s that tired,” Peter turned to Ned. “It’ll be good to have a night off.”
Ned shrugged, following Peter as he made his way to fifth period. It made sense that (Y/N) was tired, anyway. Chemistry was being a pain, and it was right after lunch, of course, all she wanted to do was nap.
In no way did Peter condone her skipping school, he really wanted her to succeed, but taking one class off to take a quick, healthy nap wouldn’t be awful.
History was boring as always, but Peter had a good time, writing two sets of notes. He tried to make (Y/N)’s notes far more legible than his, he did want her to be able to pick up from where she left off.
Ned had a small smirk on his face the entire time, happy to see Peter so involved with something that wasn’t Spider-Man.
Peter didn’t have sixth period with (Y/N) or MJ or Ned. It was the one class he had that was very lonely. But he persisted through, knowing he and his friends had the next class together.
***
“How was your nap, sunshine?” Peter teased, slinging an arm around (Y/N).
She was already sitting in the classroom, her head sitting heavily on her hand while her elbow supports her forearm. She and MJ had been talking about some new band, someone Peter didn’t listen to.
“Great,” she sighed, leaning her head on his shoulder. “Still tired, though.”
Peter smiled, pressing a soft, quick kiss onto the top of her head.
Her sleepiness only built his confidence in his new plans.
Ned joined the trio shortly after, and class started. Peter had to keep his arm off of (Y/N) to work, but she was still sitting next to him, so he didn’t mind so much.
“Okay, I’ll be over around 4,” (Y/N) said, Peter standing by her locker while she put her books away. “Does that work for you?”
Peter smiled and nodded. “Yeah, that’s great. Just text me when you’re on your way.”
“Okay,” she smiled back. “Walk me to the station?”
***
Peter definitely had the same skills as May did when it came to cooking. He had burned through two boxes of spaghetti already, somehow burned a simple “put it in the oven ready” pie, and managed to get the microwave to stop working.
He was on the verge of calling Tony, but (Y/N) was supposed to be there in half an hour and he wouldn’t have time to call Tony.
“May, I’m ordering Chinese, do you want anything?” Peter called, on the verge of tears.
“Peter?” May walked into the kitchen. “Chinese? What happened to cooking dinner?”
“I mess up,” Peter shrugged. “So I’m just going to order Chinese, I need to set up the living room, anyway.”
“Okay,” May smoothed Peter’s hair down. “I’ll call in the order-yes, I remember what (Y/N) likes, you go get your little ‘movie fort’ ready, okay?”
Peter nodded, rushing to get as many blankets as he could, laying out some of his hoodies for (Y/N) to choose from. And, of course, Star Trek was placed on the coffee table, but he also picked out some of (Y/N)’s favorites, too.
Harry Potter was already in the DVD player.
Just then, Peter’s phone buzzed.
On my way ;), (Y/N) had sent.
“(Y/N)’s on her way!” Peter shouted.
“Chinese will be here in twenty!” May yelled back. “All ready for movie night?”
“I think so,” Peter spun around. “I’m going to change into some comfy clothes, be right back.”
Just a quick swing around the block. Just to make sure nothing too suspicious was going on.
Not that there was normally, but still.
A quick trip turned into a forty-five-minute escapade to stop a mugger.
“Shit,” Peter fell through his window, tugging his suit off and jumping into sweatpants.
He rushed into the living room, where (Y/N) had clearly already eaten, and was watching the first Harry Potter movie.
“Pete?” her sleepy voice called from the other side of the couch. “You home?”
“Sorry I’m so late, uh, here,” he shoved the bouquet of flowers into her hands.
“Thanks, Peter,” (Y/N) smiled.
Peter was overly happy to see her, wearing sweatpants that were definitely his, his oversized black sweatshirt that was nearly ten times too big on her, and her hand mussed up.
“How was the city? Free of crime? Everyone okay?” she asked, placing her bouquet on the table. “Are you hurt?”
“I’m fine,” Peter sighed, kissing her forehead. “I am really sorry.”
“For being late?” (Y/N) knit her eyebrows. “Pete, it’s okay, I’m used to it, it’s for a good cause.”
“No…I mean, I didn’t get you a gift…I was supposed to cook your dinner, but I messed up so much so I just ordered Chinese.”
“Oh my god,” (Y/N) frowned, pulling away from Peter and throwing her face into her hands. “I’m the worst girlfriend ever.”
“What?” Peter reached over to wrap up (Y/N) in a blanket. “What are you on about?”
“I didn’t get you anything,” (Y/N) looked back up. “I totally forgot today was Valentine’s day…I didn’t get you anything, Peter I’m so sorry.”
Peter stared at (Y/N) for a long moment, catching the slight bit of fear in her eyes. Then, he started laughing. He was laughing and he knew that that wasn’t the best reaction but it was just so funny.
“(Y/N) neither of us got each other anything, I think we can call it fair and move on,” Peter said, kissing her quickly. “C’mere, let’s cuddle and we’ll call that my gift, okay?”
“Are you sure?” (Y/N) pulled away again, grabbing Peter’s hand to play with it. “I feel really bad.”
“I have been worried all day about not getting you anything for Valentine’s day,” Peter let (Y/N) in on his panic. “But I would rather you get sleep, stay healthy, than worry about not getting me anything. You being happy is the best thing in the world.”
(Y/N) smiled, tears of relief flooding her eyes.
“Thank you. I’m so tired, Pete,” she smiled.
“Well, c’mere, let’s take a nap.”
Peter pulled (Y/N) onto his chest, laying her head on his chest and playing with her hair. Her attention was on the screen, so happy with the movie Peter had picked, but he was more focused on doing everything he could to make her fall asleep.
“I love you,” Peter whispered, kissing the top of (Y/N)’s head.
“I love you, too,” (Y/N)’s raspy voice whispered back before she placed a kiss on his shoulder. “Thank you, Peter.”
And yeah, he hadn’t got her anything for Valentine’s day, but that didn’t make him a bad boyfriend.
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uniqueimagines · 6 years ago
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Nearly The Best?
Paring: Dilton x Reader
Requested: Yes, “So my idea is that it’s close to Valentine’s Day and the high school is having a ladies choice dance. Most of the other girls have found dates either with their significant others or from single people. The reader then goes through a grand gesture to ask some random jock only to be turned down and mocked. Dilton, who is an acquaintance notices this and makes it his mission to cheer up the reader. He starts to hang with her and get to know her more leading up to the dance and instead of going to the school dance they end up having a solo party in dilton’s backyard where they slow dance and share a Valentine’s Day kiss” @excuse-me-ima-princess
Description: Dilton Doiley swoops in to rescue you as your plans to find a date for the schools Valentine's Day dance. Instead of going o the dance Dilton gives you a night to remember.
Authors Notes: Wrote under the premise that Dilton never dies.
Warnings: Some light teasing.
Word count: 903
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The Valentines Day dance was only a week and a half away and nearly everyone you knew already had a date, not to mention it was girls choice. You planned to ask one of the guys on the football team today. You had gotten one of his friends to help you slip a note in the locker for him to see just before the last period and when he turned around he would see you.
You stand behind him waiting for him to read the note. He turns around looking down at you as a small crowd of other jocks and students gathered. You held a box of custom made donuts spelling out *Go with me?* as you had written *I donut want to go with anyone else.* As you look up at him to speak he begins laughing, “You really think I want to go to the dance with you?” All the others around begin laughing at whispering. You look around dropping the box and run off hiding in the back corner of the library.
You sit curled up in the corner leaning against the bookshelf hiding your face. You stayed there not caring about the bell ringing to show that class had started. About halfway through class you pull your head up as you hear a soft voice ask, “Your name is Y/N right?” You look over to see Dilton Doiley crouching beside you and he offers you a tissue. “Yeah… and thanks,” you give him a small slime wiping your eyes. Dilton sits beside you crossing his legs and placing his copy of the first Harry Potter book in his lap. “I don’t wanna talk about it. But I have a weird request instead. Will you just read aloud?” You ask pointing to his book. “I would love to,” he laughs lightly and the two of you sit relaxing as he reads aloud to you until the last bell.
Dilton and you had been hanging out a lot more lately, he never asked about what had happened at school which made you happy. “Well how did you like the movie?” Dilton asks as he throws a piece of popcorn at you before tossing the bucket away with the last few pieces. “I loved it now please get it out of my hair,” you groan as the popcorn gets stuck in the curls of your hair. Dilton laughs lightly pulling it out as the two of you walk to the diner.
“Got room for a milkshake and some fries?” you ask as the two of you sit in the booth. “When don’t I have room for a milkshake and fries?” Dilton laughs and you both order your favorite flavor shake and a basket of fries to share. After slurping the last of his milkshake Dilton looks up and asks, “Hey do you have any plans on Saturday night? I was wondering if you wanted to come over and watch movies with me?” Coughing on the bit of fry you were chewing on you ask, “You don't have plans to go to the dance? You sure you wanna hang out with me on Valentines day?” Dilton nods happily, “I’m sure.”
Looking down as your phone buzzed it’s the night before Valentine's day and Dilton had messaged you, *I have one request for tonight -Dilton* *And what would that be -Y/N* *Wear something nice, and don't question why. Please just trust me. -Dilton* *Fine… I’m trusting it's nothing bad. Gotta go to sleep now. Goodnight -Y/N*
Standing on Dilton’s doorstep you smooth the front of your red dress and tuck your hair behind your ear waiting for him to unlock the door. As he opens the door Dilton adjusts his glasses standing in a black suit in the doorway. “Wow you look amazing Y/N,” he smiles and gives you a quick hug before inviting you inside. “You aren’t looking half bad yourself, wow this is amazing.” you laugh as the two of you step outside seeing a load of blankets and pillows stacked on bean bags while a projector is set up to watch a movie with Valentine's Day decorations all around the room. “I just wanted to show you a special Valentine's Day.”
“So… I do have one other request and I understand if you say no,” Dilton stands offering his hand to help you up. You smile a pink glow on your cheeks from the lights he had hung. Clicking the play button on a remote from his pocket the music starts playing a slow song and he asks, “Can I have just one dance?” Biting his lip nervously he smiles when you answer, “Of course.” Dilton takes your hand and walks you to the middle of the yard before placing his hands on your hips and you gently wrap your arms around his neck. Gently swaying you can't help but smile and say, “Thank you so much. This was nearly the best night ever.” He furrowed his brow, “Only nearly? I hope this changes your mind.” Dilton leans in pressing a soft kiss to your lips. You can't help but smile into the kiss only pulling away for a breath and to whisper, “Now it has been the best night ever.” before leaning in pressing a passionate kiss to his lips before resting your head on his shoulder as you finished off the perfect night dancing.
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 this is so wild but i can’t sleep so ima give this a try lmao
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1. A selfie? i dont like taking pictures
2. How old are you? im 22
3. What is your birthday? september 4th
4. What is your zodiac sign? ima virgo
5. What is your favorite color? blue or gold 
6. What’s your lucky number? my lucky number is 4
7. Do you have any pets? i had two dogs but one of them died 
8. Where are you from? im from houston, texas 
9. How tall are you? im like 5 foot 7 inchs maybe a lil more taller
10. What shoe size are you? ima size 10
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? shit before 2 years ago i only had 2 pairs of shoes but now i have 10 talk about the come up
12. What was your last dream about? damn i aint even going to lie. last night i had a dream of my tio luis who jus died. it started wit me in the kitchen and i heard some one knocking at the backdoor and when i opened it, it was my tio luis. and i stared in shocc like i couldn’t believe it. i told him in spanish how can you be here you died.. and he said no mijo im right here - as he laughs and enters- then i call my mom over and she started to cry right at his feet.. and im still just looking at him like hoping it wasnt a dream that if i wake up he’d be here.. and my uncle was just talking to me in spanish and im still there in the kitchen so happy that i can hear his voice again.. and im looking at him in his eyes and i see life like i see him so happy joking around.. he brought stuff from the dollar store.. like he always did.. and i swear i wanted to low key cry my eyes got watery when he finally started to leave through the back door. he just said “mijo ima go to sleep” and i didnt want to let him go to sleep. but he said “ i have to go im sleepy” then i hear him laughing as he closes the backdoor like he always did at nights..
13. What talents do you have? i am very talented in basketball 
14. Are you psychic in any way? i in no way have any psychic bone in my body haha.
15. Favorite song? i have so many favorite songs by tupac i cant pick but i would always listen to unconditional love by tupac
16. Favorite movie? my favorite movie is john q hahaha id hold up a hospital for my kid shitt
17. Who would be your ideal partner? someone who is compassionate and humble. she has to at least have those two charecteristics
18. Do you want children? i want 4 kids
19. Do you want a church wedding? i dont really want to have a weeding but if my wife would want one id do it.
20. Are you religious? yes but the way im living i cannot be one to preach. 
21. Have you ever been to the hospital? i have been to the hospital because i was having horrible chest pains
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? yeah i came across a few bitch ass cops. 
23. Have you ever met any celebrities? i met carlos mencia and k-rino
24. Baths or showers? showers definitely 
25. What color socks are you wearing? black socks 
26. Have you ever been famous? never been but i wouldn’t want to be known at all i rather stay in the background haha
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? i honestly wouldn’t want to be. i cant stand having so many people looking up to me and having the world all in my business. 
28. What type of music do you like? rap, oldies, soul music, and depends on some rock songs.
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? never and i will never do it lmao.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 8 pillows
31. What position do you usually sleep in? i sleep wit a whole bunch of pillows in one corner of my bed sleeping on my back
32. How big is your house? it isnt big at all 
33. What do you typically have for breakfast? i dont eat breakfast.
34. Have you ever fired a gun? i have fired a lot of guns
35. Have you ever tried archery? i am a natural at it lol i swear in high school the gym teacher wanted to put me on the team but i didnt want to commit to it.
36. Favorite clean word? would either be “interesting” or “ ridiculous “
37. Favorite swear word?i say fucc a lot but my favorite would be saying son of a bitch
38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 3 or 4 days 
39. Do you have any scars? i have a scar on my shoulder where a bullet graced me and i have a scar on my left arm where i left the led from bullet shrapnel in it wit some glass because i didnt want to tweeze it out. its just some white spots on my left arm 
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? i wish ya boy never even had a valentine before
41. Are you a good liar? i could be but i would rather not lie. it saves me from havin to remember a lie.
42. Are you a good judge of character? i would say im right most of the time about a person. i told noe not to fuck with playboy luis and noe didnt listen and playboy snitched out noe and now they both locked up in garza east pen
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? i have done a british accent, i have done the Ugandan knuckles do you know the way accent, i have done cholo accent before lmao. im actually ridiculously good at the cholo accent.
44. Do you have a strong accent? some times i do but for the most part i do not.
45. What is your favorite accent? spanish accent 
46. What is your personality type? ima caring person that has a quick fuse and isnt afraid to speak what i feel about anything. oh and i like to joke around a lot.
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? i own some gucci flip flops thats the most expesive clothing i ever own haha. 
48. Can you curl your tongue? i can do a taco wit my tongue
49. Are you an innie or an outie? what does this mean ? lmao. im so confused. but if this means if i like being inside than go out i would be inbetween. i go out when i want to get stuff out my mind.
50. Left or right handed? right handed
51. Are you scared of spiders? i hate them and i will kill them on sight.
52. Favorite food? chicken and potatoes i live off of them
53. Favorite foreign food? i havent expirienced curry yet and definetly not enough foreign food but i only tried chiniese and vietniese food. 
54. Are you a clean or messy person? both lmao. when im depressed i just throw stuff around but when im back to normal i be like hella clean and i like to reoganize stuff.
55. Most used phrased? “get em outta here coach” or “koooobe”
56. Most used word? “wtf” that counts as one word lol.
57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 30 minutes
58. Do you have much of an ego? i do not have any kind of ego and im grateful for it,
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? bite i literally bite cough drops and my homie told me you’re told thats not how you’re suppose to take them .
60. Do you talk to yourself? i actually have caught myself talking to myself a lot of times lmao.
61. Do you sing to yourself? i sing/rap a few songs
62. Are you a good singer? i am terrible at it
63. Biggest Fear? my biggest fear is not being happy 
64. Are you a gossip? i dont like gossiping at all.
65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? double jeopardy 
66. Do you like long or short hair? depends on how short the girl has it and how long. but for the most part i would say long.
67. Can you name all 50 states of America? i can do up to like 20
68. Favorite school subject? math and science
69. Extrovert or Introvert? im an ambivert which is both extrovert and introvert. 
70. Have you ever been scuba diving? no i haven't but i wish i could have when i was at florida
71. What makes you nervous? sendin a risky text lmao idk.
72. Are you scared of the dark? no but my house is haunted tho i got used to shit missing and popping up again. the previous owners were devil worshipers and had pentagram and goat blood on the walls of the ceiling 
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? no, i dont want to emberass the person if they say something dumb but if thet did something that needs to be addressed then yeah ima say something
74. Are you ticklish? kind of
75. Have you ever started a rumor? i started a lot of rumors that celeberties are dead when really i meant they career is dead lmao.
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? idk what this means 
77. Have you ever drank underage? hell yeah my uncle used to pass me beer when i was 7 years old
78. Have you ever done drugs? i have done xanax, lean, and smoke weed
79. Who was your first real crush? some girl name stephanie in kindergarden haahaaha if that dont count then a girl name yahaira hahahaa i had a crush on her since 1st grade and dated her in 8th grade but i got expelled from the school and lost contact wit her.
80. How many piercings do you have? 0
81. Can you roll your Rs?“ im columbian and mexican of course haha
82. How fast can you type? apparently not fast enough ahahaha
83. How fast can you run? bfore i gained a lot of weight i could run pretty fast 
84. What color is your hair? black
85. What color is your eyes? brown
86. What are you allergic to? im allergic to hay it gives me rashes haha. oh an tomatoes. 
87. Do you keep a journal? no but i wish i did cause it would be therapeutic 
88. What do your parents do? work
89. Do you like your age? hell no i feel way to old i miss being young.
90. What makes you angry? when someone lies
91. Do you like your own name? i honor my name lmao im named after two people
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? Xavier and mia for the most part
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? i want whatever God gives me.
94. What are you strengths? i dont give up easily i am determined and i am competetive 
95. What are your weaknesses? i overthink and can be a bit negative.
96. How did you get your name? my dad named me after his brother an himself
97. Were your ancestors royalty? hell nah 
98. Do you have any scars? on my shoulder and left arm
99. Color of your bedspread?blue
100. Color of your room? blue
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Basil’s game face was on this time and he did surprisingly better than his first attempt, but his character’s fate remained the same and he soon lost once more.
“Ah fuck me..” Basil whined again, slamming his controller on his lap “Fair dos kid, you got me good there” his warm tone finally returned as he chuckled and patted Cupid’s back.
“Didn’t want to say I’ve completed this on the hardest difficulty twice, but you know..”
“Seems fair competition, like” he chuckled once more as Valentine slid from the sofa’s arm to the space next to him and rubbed his back soothingly.
“You did good, for an old fart”
“That weren't very nice” he jeered before biting her jaw playfully and wrapping his arm around her.
“Well neither are you” she sneered, returning the gently bite and snuggling into his side.
“Welp.. If you two are gonna be all cutey, Ima gonna go vom” Cupid teased, wobbly getting to his feet and receiving a butt squeeze from Rufus as he passed him.
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Things been interesting, the oec tear was a oec strain and should be good in a week or two, wish I could go straight back to training chest but all I can do is train my back, legs, triceps and biceps, maybe it’ll help heal the noodle arms ailment, the rest may do well. Job wise gonna switch from a mover to a intern position for the Sustainable energy department at Eastern cause of c.r.e.a.m. and the hours mad flexible. That other English class going well people be feeling what I’m writing, it ain’t all that but finna work on the craft gonna start and write more verses and songs, that way when I get in a studio and got a crew can start crafting that good music, today alone I wrote 5 songs and a poem over 25 pages, it was nice finna see if this snow fday occurs and allows me to read some more of Juneteenth and get ahead in Calc and discrete structures, Health and wellness and that damned programming class. These classes are interesting and gonna see if I pull out a 4.0 semester, gonna see where rapping goes this sunmer and hopefulky that’ll work and blow up so I can focus on that cause that money is very necessary, that and it would be more fullfilling and give me peace of mind and maybe that citizenship, gonna get my real estate and resell hustle on regardless of how rapping goes, gonna make a ep regardless. Till then finna stay chillin at Eastern on that full ride. Valentimes day is coming and my theory remains true, Valentines Day is a myth created by Scropios to create more Scorpios, don’t even beleive that but Twitter does drop jewels every so often. Finna be the nineteenth valentines day single, wonder how long that streak is gonna last, then again it does save money but adds conplications, nah I’m retired from the game unless I meet someone that changes the game or I can vibe with ima keep making my moves in silence like the og my initials state. Gonna keep on writing and lifting, finna see where life goes but deadass Ct is beautiful was driving around it and love it lowkey, found a park on the weekend and sat down read and wrote, it feels like I’m living in a small town wherever I go, prolly just where I was at but I ain’t never going to Chik fila in the north again got lost on a Indian reservation. Alot happened last week was beefin with the cce and nothing self incriminating will be said, did almost get stabbed by someone, life is strange. Gonna buy a house in Connecticut to use as a safe house, once I get this dough Ima dissaoear on some Ralph Ellison trip minus the 3,000 page transcript with a unfinished book.
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