#im unhinged im sorry

[corkinavoid]

DPxDC Unhinged Feral Boyfriends

The whole Batfam is under the assumption that Damian is the feral child. The assassin, the wild one, the demon brat that bites and stabs. Jason usually takes the second place, what with guns, heads in the duffelbag, and being a crime lord.

But Tim? Come on, even Duke is more feral than him. Tim is a nerd, and he keeps to his own devices most of the time, and, sure, sometimes he is plenty unhinged. But he's okay. Seventh place on the unofficial List of Feral Bats.

He's got a boyfriend lately, have you heard? Tim hadn't brought him to the manor for dinner yet, but each and every Bat and Bird have already seen the guy - in person or through the surveillance cameras or background checks, doesn't matter. Either way, Daniel Fenton is quite literally a ray of sunshine.

They look very cute together.

That is, until one day, they witness Danny and Tim rip Joker's ribcage out of his chest.

Nothing could have prepared them for it. It was just another patrol, just another night of fighting crime, nothing out of the ordinary. Sure, Joker was on the loose, but so far, no one has tracked the Clown down or seen any of his goons.

But then, Red Robin's tracker went offline. The Bats started searching for him immediately - his last recorded location, his trackers, his route, everything. But when they managed to find him...

Well.

They didn't only find him in that warehouse.

They found Joker, choking on the ground and clawing at his own neck, like trying to force some air inside his lungs. Over him, Danny was squatting on the ground, his eyes thoughtful and not worried in the slightest, tapping on his chin. And, just a step behind him, Red Robin is holding a fucking ribcage in his hands, studying it with calm curiosity.

"Should we put it back now?" Tim asks, relaxed and easy, like they are speaking about whether they should or should not get another box of cereal in a store.

Danny shrugs, "I mean, if you want to. It's not like he's gonna die in the next ten or so minutes, you've got time."

And then, as Batman makes the slightest of noises, Danny's head snaps to him, and the boy smiles, cheerful and bright. Like the ray of sunshine he is.

"Hi, Bats!" Then he blinks and looks down to Joker, who is already frothing at the mouth, "Oh, don't worry about him, he won't die. Red's just putting a tracker in his manibrium."

"I figured it'd be easier to find him next time if he can't get the tracker out," Tim nods, unbothered, as he is tinkering with the ribcage in his hands before passing it back to Danny, "Okay, done. Put it back."

Danny takes the ribcage and presses it to Joker's chest. And, before they know it, the bones sink inside the man, like a hand in a bowl of sand.

Danny wipes his hands on his jeans and stands. Tim smiles at the Bats, none of whom know what to say and where to start.

The next day, Joker is back at Arkham with a tracker in his sternum, Danny is invited to dinner in the manor, and Tim takes the first place of the Feral List, with a note 'never leave unattended when Danny is nearby'.

[28ms28]

ALL of you deserve COAL but i thought of something waaay worse

if you wanna torture yourself more here's the full list

[dragonroilz]

IM GONNA LOAD ALL OVER THE PLACE

[asktheemotions]

what would've happened if the other emotions didnt forgive anxiety?

UPDATE FOR INSIDE OUT ASK BLOG:

I have been on vacation and still am! This is why I haven't posted in a while.

I'm trying to finish the next ask but I also have been trying to enjoy my time with my extended family, I hope you guys can understand.

But! Here is the first 3 pages for the next ask while you wait!

Pages 3/15

Question: What would’ve happened if the other emotions didn’t forgive Anxiety?

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[averysmolkirbo]

Has this been done yet? Its all i can think of

[deprivedmusicaljunkie]

just a truly delightful collection of hozier pics via pinterest

thank you @its-bloody-and-raw for the first three but especially for the first. because what is he up to

[rotshi]

Hey rotshi were's that sonadow roleswap?

GHghg i didnt know what to do for themmm The more i think about swapped Sonic the more he sounds like Rouge ghghg But he cares less for jewels and more for seeing Shadow lose his cool~ Sonic probably gives in to his nicer side when someone's life is in danger or when it's the right time. He works for eggman and GUN at times if he knows it'll give Shadow a hard time ghghg I picture shadow's story being more different in this. Tails probably found him after running away from some bullies and helped him out. Shadow still... dislikes Sonic but not as much as he originally does. I guess. Shadow and Tails being friends is too adorable ahhh my hearttttttt He secretly likes when Sonic does pop up and flirt with him. KInda like Rouge and Knuckles but they probably have more softer moments together? Idk i didnt expect to put so much thought into this but I like it. Sonic likes Shadow and Shadow just wants to make the world a better place for Maria and his friends. IDK its giving me an excuse to draw messed up Sonic ghghghg

[sansaorgana]

idc he's a half-god. he'd have to take sick leave after i'm done with him.

[horreurscopes]

this is my brother and i need a shovel to love him (prints)

[kaizsche]

TWISTERS INTERVIEW WITH GLEN POWELL, DAISY EDGAR-JONES, AND ANTHONY RAMOS thanks to @oceantoyourshor for mentioning this bit

[snikt111]

[seri-tonin]

I keep seeing people say that Kaveh and Alhaitham are incompatible and I'm just like... no u don't get it. They are so compatible that I'm convinced they're literally made for each other. They're both so incredibly stubborn but underneath all the bickering, they clearly have a ton of respect for each other and recognize each other's intelligence. It's because of both that mutual respect and their directly opposing worldviews and ideals that make them both pretty much the only people that are capable of influencing good and meaningful change in the other. Kaveh brings the empathy and artistry that Alhaitham needs while Alhaitham keeps Kaveh grounded. Alhaitham always seems so much more relaxed in every scene where he interacts with Kaveh. Alhaitham is pretty much the only person that Kaveh doesn't feel the need to go full people-pleaser with (excluding the occasional client that really manages to piss him off). They're actually perfect for each other.

[bloodsportified]

regina george lesbian canon??? i can't breathe like we really just got regina george singing about getting bitches and being gay on the official mean girls soundtrack. did you hear what i just said??? what a fucking time to be alive

[asktheemotions]

PART 2 of: Would've happened if the other emotions didn't forgive Anxiety?

IM BACK BABY! Oh boy, this was a LOOONG answer to an ask. I took a break from this series to work on stuff on my main art account. (I will reveal that soon) I lost motivation to finish coloring this one, I'm sorry 😭 If I've learned anything, it's that I can't push myself to finish something or else nothing will get done. This is meant to be fun, not anxiety-inducing.

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[subspacekisser1]

Cruel King.

for anon and others who seem to love him so much.

inspired from this confession:

Honorable mentions:

@blocktalesconfessions

@noobadorkisser3

@altairwritingtair

@grieferkisser2

@sparklekisser

@sebastiankisser4

[selineabanto]

welcome to the doll house! 🏠

available as a print here!