#im turning off anon bro youre pathetic

[digglesgiggles]

the fact you were friends with that freak says alot

we were HAAAARDLY friends dark. cmon you couldn't even spell kia's name. sheeeesh you're an embarassment to read sometimes

[vampyrris]

soooo when u get a weirdo in your inbox do u guys respond to them or pretend they dont exist. i feel like both responding and not responding is literally gonna lead towards the same outcome. i dont wanna respond bc why tf would i but also i want to because it involves someone??. people in this platform are pissing me the fuck off i just wanna read and write shit related to levi bro even twitter isnt this controversial?? are yall okay is everything good at home???

i dont wanna turn the anonymous messages option off i feel like thats just not cool i respect people who read my stuff too much but also like idk

dont hop on my dick (again x2) but im just gonna go back to pretending no one is real everyone is just a username on my screen, at least that way i wont feel miserable coming on this app. i dont get on here a lot in general and im not invested like that too, i have a life. its why i struggle with uploading or editing my drafts so much too im not lazy i was joking lmfao i really do have shit to do irl believe it or not. work and studies keep handing my ass back to me and some of yall invent drama on here to stay high on. pathetic.

if youre reading this anon, which i lowkey feel like is the same one as before who tried stirring the pot, find a hobby. theres so many to choose from. im gonna start blocking everyone yall try to pit me against for my sake and theirs. i dont have to exist to nobody except for the people who just come on here to read fics like me.

peace.

[fobredactedove]

big bro bunny!joe prompt :]

your parents bring both of you on vacation(well of course they would lmao youre their children) and tell you that you have to share a bed.

joe throws a fit because really? he has to share a bed? his ears flop around as he thumps his foot on the floor.

"im not sharing a bed with them," he huffs at your mom.

"too bad. im sorry we didnt get another room, but this is what you get, joseph," she sighs and waves you two off.

you walk down to your guys' room, bag in hand. joe gives you an annoyed side eye. you set your bag down on your side of the bed and begin to unpack.

"listen, i can just sleep on the floor-" you start before getting cut off.

"no. mom will beat my ass if she thinks i made you sleep on the floor," he huffs. "just unpack your shit."

-

a couple hours later, both of you were in bed. all of your belongings had been unpacked and put away into the dresser you had to share. you had your back to joe, about to fall asleep when you felt joe rustling beside you. he must just be tossing in his sleep, you thought.

then you heard a small whimper as joe moved around. was he having a nightmare? you rolled over to see joe lying on his stomach, trying to rut against the mattress, whining in his sleep. your eyes widened as you watched, frozen in fear. too scared to roll over, you decided to just close your eyes.

"y/n- fuck", joe whined, head buried in his pillow. your eyes flew open again. your name. he just moaned your name while having a wet dream. what the fuck.

you turned over quickly and threw the blankets off of you, begging to sit up to leave the bed before you felt a hand grab your wrist. you looked back down at joe, confusion splattered over you face.

"please stay- it- it hurts," your brother whimpered at you, his other hand already in his pants.

you shook your head as you watched joe rut against his hand pathetically. "no- no this is wrong-"

"please y/n-!" he pleaded, tears welling in his eyes. "i wont tell mom and dad," he promised.

you bit your lip and groaned before shuffling back under the covers. "fine- but im not doing anything," you sighed. joe nodded softly and moved up into your lap, straddling one of your thighs.

"can i? please?" joe whispered quietly, his hard on throbbing against your thigh. his ears flopped down over his shoulders as he begged.

"i- yeah," you murmured, hesitantly putting a hand on his waist. joe buried his head in the crook of your neck, whimpering as he started to roll his hips down against your leg. you gnawed at your lip as you watched your brother hump you.

"joe- fuck," you whined, squeezing at his hips.

"thought you werent gon'a do 'nythin," he grumbled, reaching his hands up and tangling them in your hair, tugging gently.

"fuck-" you gasped quietly. "changed my mind-" you leaned your head back as joe tugged at your short hair. you reached up and grabbed at the base of his right ear, carefully pulling on it.

joe moaned out, clasping a hand over his mouth. he thrust his hips against your leg again and again, muffled moans and cries coming from his hand. you cooed at him softly and squeezed his hip with your other hand as you kept tugging at his ear, pulling softly every time you tugged.

"gonna- oh fuck- gonna cum, y/n, gonna cum," he panted, hands shaking in your hair.

"go on," you whispered. "let go, baby, feel good." joes hips stuttered for a moment as he cried out and came, digging his nails into his cheek as he tried to muffle his moan. "shh shh, baby, we wouldnt wanna get caught, would we?" you teased.

he shook his head as he leaned against you, wrapping his arms around your torso. "good bunny," you smiled.

- bj anon🤘

<3

[elysianslove]

can't stop thinking abt horse cock boyfie mattsun (im sorry im a whore for this man🧍🏻‍♀️) pounding you into the mattress almost every night, even when his roomie n best friend makki is there just a room away and ur not holding any of your pretty moans or grunts or whines in bc why should you? mattsun told you the walls are thick so there's no need to, plus he enjoys making you scream anyway. little do you know the walls r acc paperthin and makki is fucking his fist every night to your filthy sounds, thinking to himself how he shouldn't be doing this but he just can't stop, it just feels so good. all while mattsun makes you scream out how you're his, how your cunt belongs to him and only him bc mattsun is not fucking dumb, he has seen the way makki looks at you. he has seen the subtle blush you don't pick up on and the way his hands suddenly seem to get a bit sweatier. how the usually self assured and confident makki seems to trip over even the easiest of sentences. you haven't heard makki silently whimper out your name when he jerks off at night. but mattsun has, and even tho he really loves his bro, he still gets some sort of sick, sadistic pleasure out of reminding makki that you're his and only his. uhhh yea so in conclusion yeah 😁

i have been WAITING for a mattsun thirst god fucking bless you anon thank you. 

pls how do i even add to this i don’t know what to say except that i am h word for this man. yk what, fuck it imma write a drabble

it feels like he’s splitting you open, and you’re almost certain he is with the way he holds your hips down, slamming his thick cock into you with one, harsh thrust, before pulling out as slowly as he can. he revels in the way you mewl and sigh, arching your back in time with his thrusts, your hands reaching out to grasp at his biceps, digging your nails into the skin. he thrusts back in roughly, watching and marveling as your cunt stretches lewdly around him, squelching and gushing. he’s lost count after the fifth orgasm he’d given you, after he’d had you drenching his fingers and palm, gushing around his mouth, convulsing around him as you’d struggled to take him in.  

“issei, issei, issei,” you cry, and he hears you; god, who can’t fucking hear you?. it’s a wonder that by now, no neighbors have issued any complaint. you sob as he shifts to pull out again, mesmerized by the way your thighs tremble and the way you sob. “can’t — can’t, s’too much, please.”

he huffs, chuckling lightly to himself, at your cunt as it squeezes pathetically at the tip of his cock. “sure you can,” he taunts. you muffle another moan, throwing your head back and pressing into the mattress as he shifts his hands to the back of your thighs, spreading you open for him, keeping you spread open for him, and pushing your thighs closer to your chest. “nobody can take a fucking cock like you.” 

you shiver, sigh, body relaxing momentarily, before tensing as he shoves himself back inside of you. he stays put, imprinting his dick on your walls, the tip tickling your cervix, until one hand comes round to caress at your jaw, towards your chin, tipping your mouth open. obediently, your jaw goes slack, and mattsun thumbs at your tongue, pressing the digit harshly against it, whispering small praises of good girl and good kitten, before he says, “want you to scream for me, baby, okay?” and begins a brutal pace.

as if there had been any other option, you voice cracks as you scream, scratching at your vocal cords. a broken, stuttering yell falls off your lips as you sob and heave, allowing him to use your body as he pleases, pressing you deeper against the mattress, bruising your thighs with his grip. his cock rams into you, and he fucks you stupid, fucks you until your sob turn into his hiccuping breaths, chest heaving, cheeks stained with tears, eyes hazy and mind cloudy. 

“fuck, fuck, good fucking girl,” he praises, but he’s not sure if it’s because of the way you take him so well, or because of how loud you are, how your screams are so sure, so sure of who you really belong to. 

you beg and cry for him, pleading and chanting, “full, full, so full!” and “please, please, please, fuck, wanna cum,” and all he wants you to do is say more, scream more, beg more, because distinctly, he can hear the sloppy sounds of makki fucking his fist, his roommate’s ragged breathing and your name tumbling off his lips.  

so he fucks you harder, has you reaching behind yourself to grip at the pillows and the headboard, to arch your back further. he can’t even tell if you’re trying to get away or to urge him to fuck himself deeper inside of you, but he’s not even sure you can, so he lets you, he lets you scream directly against the wall, presses his hips flush against yours and roughly grips your jaw in one hand, fascinated by the stain of tears and the flush of your cheeks, and says, “say my name, baby. say my fucking name.”

and he can see, can see how fucked out you are, can see how brainless you’ve turned from just how deep, just how good, he’s fucking you, that you mindlessly reply, “issei, issei, please, fuck, issei,” with a sigh and a broken sob. you always sound so beautiful with his name on your lips, but even more so when you’re cumming around his cock, screaming his name, while his roommate pathetically whines yours. 

[osomacchi]

Can I request the bros' s/o crying after hearing their boyfriend saying that they were proud of them ? Turns out that nobody ever said that to them, not even their own parents (Happend to me and I couldn't stop the tears XD)

{ sure thing, anon! oh man, this was self indulgent. we love some validating muppet idiots!! }

Osomatsu:

• He's so used to praising his brothers over such trivial achievements, he'll stare at you blank faced for a moment.

• But as you go on to tell him that you've never really been acknowledged like that before, he feels something in his heart clench. Since he's the eldest, he's never really been praised much either. Come to think about it? You're the only one who actively does these days.

• He completely softens up. "Hey now. Im only praising you because I think - nah, I know you're pretty great. Uh... it makes me really happy when you praise me too, y'know. So let's keep praising each other in support, yeah? Us against the world, babe."

• He'll plant little kisses all over your face, then probably suggest a little love-making to lighten the mood, knowing him.

Karamatsu:

• You've been crying for about .001 seconds before he wraps you up in a strong yet sweet embrace.

• "Oh, my honey. It plagues me that you have not received but the sweetest words for your efforts. But no longer! I will do everything in my power to ensure you are aware of your virtues at all times!"

• He relishes in praise himself, so if you butter him up enough he'll probably have a little weep himself.

• He'll hold you until you're quite literally begging him to let go as you do, in fact, enjoy breathing.

Choromatsu:

• Tenses up as soon as you get emotional. Immediately thinks he's done something wrong, that he's upset you, until he manages to compose himself enough to listen.

• He's honestly pretty surprised that you haven't gotten much validation, he thinks you're super charming!

• "W-what? You've never been..? That's awful... well, if it makes you feel any better, I really do think you're something special, a-and you mean a lot to m-me..

Oh God, I made this embarrassing..."

• Be careful when praising Green. He'll either get super bashful or super self-absorbed. He is still Rising Chorofappyski, after all.

Ichimatsu:

• He would have been extremely nervous to compliment you in the first place, through fear of you finding it pathetic. So it may have come through some divine intervention (ie, esp kitty).

• Freaks the holy hell out once you start crying. Begins apologising profusely for letting something so stupid come out, he didn't mean to be a creep, but... what?

• "You... ah, I guess we're alike, then. The difference being, you definitely deserve more praise. You're really lovely, and kind, and sweet, and you even put up with trash like me..."

• Kitty cuddles all around! Make sure you let him know he's loved too, he needs it.

Jyushimatsu:

• He's really confused! You're his super special sunflower! You're really something else! How is everyone else too dumb to see that? He tilts his head.

• "Hey, Hey! No tears! You only deserve super big smiles, okay! Super big smiles for my super sunny y/n! Here, I'll show you just how muuuuuch you mean to me!"

• He runs off, and returns five seconds later with a bouquet of, you guessed it, sunflowers. They remind him of you because they make him happy, so they should make you happy too, right?

• He puts a flower in your hair and gives you an eskimo kiss. You're definitely smiling now.

Todomatsu:

• He's probably called you a cutie in public, while shopping. It's an offhand comment, just something to make you feel appreciated.

• He initially feels guilty once he realises that's an oddity for you, but figures it's his responsibility to give you all that you missed out on before, right?

• "Awww, hey, don't cry! I promise you, I'll do whatever it takes to make you feel just as cute as you look, okay? Why?! Isn't it obvious?! I love you, silly!"

• He buys you a frappé to keep your mind off it, but you wake up next morning to an Instagram post going over just how much you mean to him.