#im tired as hell bruh

[definitelynotreyes]

V1 and Whirl would absolutely be besties that try to kill each other from time to time.

Something I did about a month ago but never posted it here.

[spaciebabie]

does any other demiromantic (or arosepc doesnt rlly matter) feel like. extremely awful when they experience romantic attraction or is that just me.

[raspassassin17]

God I'm so so so tired of school I just want it to be over.

Dad, you don't have to keep telling me that school is important. I know. Trust me, I see the world enough, I know how it works.

But dear god, why is there so much to take care of at any one time? And even when you feel like you're working at your limit, there's always room for improvement, always something more you could be doing, always some way you could be optimising your time and work. Always some additional thing you could add to your portfolio so you can stand out better in the god forsaken corporate world.

My flight or fight sensors are absolutely fried beyond recognition. Centuries of evolution are telling me to take flight, to run away from this toxic hellhole that humans have made for themselves. Yet that same society forces me to stay and fight to my bitter death, gaining nothing but the stupid money that apparently makes the world turn.

Reminds me of those gladiator fights in Rome, where they fight to their deaths. Except, it was honourable to lay down your head and accept defeat back then. Is it still the same now? Would my struggles and pain and misery still be recognised if I stopped trying now?

I know it won't. I didn't try hard enough.

But don't worry, dad, I'll keep trying. I'll keep going because I'm your daughter, and you fought the world for me. So I'll fight back till my last breath. I'm not a quitter, dad.

[bedforddanes75]

okay apologising in advance because ive read over this so many times i cant see so idk if this sucks Actual balls but cowboys here 😞

[glassanimalcollective]

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[lynxalon]

okie gn i shall try again to eep gnnn

[valentinaagarcia]

twisted wonderland characters as things i've heard in the locker room.. pt.2

(bet yall werent expecting this😈 anyways yes i am on the boys team because there was no girls team and it is NOT like k drama)

("yuu" is what i responded to what i heard)

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floyd: back up against the wall and bend over

jamil: WHAT

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(for context they were doing tigress poses from kung fu panda🔥)

kalim: ching li chong lang

riddle: okay that's just racist, you can't say that when there are people of color in the room man

yuu: why are you all looking at me im not chinese???

ace: why are you assuming it's chinese? racist.

yuu: oh so that's how it's gonna be? kill yourself.

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jack: okay guys we actually need a strategy to win this match

floyd: coach send me a dick pic

everyone: HE WHAT?!?

(coach meant to send that to his wife and we had an assistant coach for the entire week because he couldn't face any of us😭)

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jamil: you all go assault eachother with balls, i'm out.

ace: lowkey bet, deuce come over here buddy

deuce: in public??

epel: for free??

jack: why is nobody questioning that they've done this before?

leona: how do you know they've done this before huh?

jack: hm.

ruggie: .... HOW DO YOU KNOW???

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kalim: yuu..so you know that girl that i was talking about?

yuu: yeah whats up?

kalim: so last weekend i saw her at a gathering...

yuu: ohhkaayy.??? so did you talk to her

kalim: ask me what type of gathering it was.

yuu: ...????what type of gathering was it?

kalim: a family gathering.

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yuu: yo whats going on i really gotta piss why are you all hogging the toilet?

lilia: they all shared ace's pocket pussy but noone cleaned it

yuu: okay what the fuck.

lilia: yeah, they used eachothers semen as natural lube

yuu: i didnt ask you to continue.

lilia: they might have some sort of penis disease

yuu: why didn't i become a cheerleader.

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jack: okay guys cant we just be a normal football team PLEASE

jamil: i am tired of trying to play footbal only to get fingers shoved up my ass.

vil: you've gotten fingers shoved up your ass?

jamil: look i know your new to the team but.. you haven't? ace, floyd.. are you going easy on the rookies

floyd: nah i broke into his house yesterday

ace: yeah and i hit up his girlfriend

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cater: yo i heard rumors that yuu used to be a man

trey: no way? YUU

yuu: what?

trey: did you have a penis before?

yuu: no but if i did it would for sure be bigger than yours

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ace: bruh sometimes i forget that yuu has a coinslot

jack: ace shut up.

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yuu: bruh sometimes i forget that ace has a penis

ace: i said i'm sorry, your just so masc..

yuu: i will hit you.

jack: yeah its not her fault that she's buff! its okay to have insecurities yuu-

yuu: die

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floyd: i mightve just snorted fiberglass guys

jade: oh

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rook: people with homophobia are so pretty

epel: isn't it heterophobia?

vil: its fucking heterochromia

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deuce: yuu.. this might be shocking but your the only girl that i can talk to without stuttering with

yuu: not shocking at all.

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jamil: what the? WHY THE HELL IS THE WATER FROZEN?! FLOYD

floyd: wasnt me!

jamil: ACE??

ace: dont look at me

jack: jamil calm down i froze them so the water after training could be colder but it didnt melt fast, sorry

jamil: oh no worries man

floyd & ace: THE FAVORITISM???

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lilia: look at malleus.. poor guy, cant believe hes goalie

leona: YO malleus!

malleus: hm? *gets fucking knocked out by the ball*

sebek: OH MY GOD.

lilia: goodnight malleus

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

For the flower hive au maybe Oliver could lure survivors? If anyone tries to help the small child that's running around they gonna get smacked by a flower lmao -🌟

help girl the lost british child is integrating me into the hivemind girl

I MEAN THOUGH MAKES SENSE a lost child is perfect bait, you wanna try and help them, get lured further away from your group by this child running away even though you're trying to explain to them they can trust you, and before you know it BAM. spores. become one of us

[kzlove]

handle you

syn -> eren proves that he can handle you.

warnings : smut, squirting, creampie, thick black reader, weed and alcohol usage, unprotected sex, spit, not proofread; just nasty

you were laying in bed with your led lights on, tv playing music softly from its speakers.

frank ocean, flo mili, sza, steve lacy, kali uchis, and whoever fit their way into the mood.

it was definitely past twelve o clock now, but you didn't feel even a bit of tired.

you take a couple pictures and post it on instagram, labeling it as 'bored' before posting.

you see a lot of your homegirls like it immediately, but of course they all was doing something.

sasha had a class to go to in the morning, annie was exhausted from work, pieck was with her boyfriend.

the only person that didn't heart it was mikasa, and that was probably because she was with her boyfriend too.

you drop your phone down and roll your eyes, deciding to begin working on your assignment due next week.

but you don't have to mess with it for long.

your phone buzzes next to you, gaining your attention from the laptop. an instagram notification.

onyandrift replied to your story : smoke sesh? wtw

you roll your eyes, recognizing the username as your boy best friend.

the two of you use to kick it with each other all the time, and even spent a few nights at his house over the summer in high school.

but you fell off, cause eventually he got a girlfriend and started to stream games and a bunch of other nonsense.

around that same time, you started focusing more on yourself.

loveyn : lame booooo loveyn : ion got weed to share w u

onyandrift : girl you nvr do onyandrift : i'm providing onyandrift : come kick it w me n a few of my hbs

loveyn : uhm loveyn : you think i wanna be around bare niggas tn??

onyandrift : stop yappin and get dressed im omw

you roll your eyes at the text and sigh, checking the weather.

it wasn't gonna be too cold, so you settled for this and grabbed your phone charger and lip gloss.

onyankopon doesn't live far, so it doesn't surprise you when you hear his audi a6 make that annoying popping noise outside your house.

you groan in annoyance and grab a water bottle before stepping outside, immediately walking to the car.

"why the fuck you still got that shit bruh?" you complain, climbing into the front seat.

he had on his essentials hoodie and black sweatshorts, grey yeezy slides on and a velvet durag.

he shoots you a grin before he takes takes your things and puts it in the backseat like he always did.

during your senior year, he had you sit outside with him in the hot ass sun while he put something on his car to make it noisy as hell.

he did explain what it was, but it wasn't like you really cared so you ignored him.

you didn't expect him to still have it though.

"who all gon be up in there ony?" you ask once he makes it to the stop light.

onyankopon sits back in his seat and things, rubbing the stubble on his face in fake thought.

"don't know." he fakes, before driving off when the light turns green.

you groan in annoyance, fixing your hair and at least making sure you looked good.

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when you make it, he grabs your things and tells you to head to the backyard where everyone else is.

you follow his instructions, grumbling about how he had better sprayed all the mosquitos.

everyone was back there like he said they were.

it was armin, jean, mikasa, onyan's girlfriend zara, and some guy you don't recall ever seeing.

"hey girl! come sit!" mikasa grins, swinging her legs off jean and patting the seat beside her.

it happened to be between her and the random guy.

he didn't pick his head up to greet you or even look at you, tapping away at his phone.

'rude ass' you thought to yourself, sitting next to mikasa with a bit of a stank face.

she follows your view, and sighs, leaning back. "don't mind him. he just don't wanna be outside." mikasa reassures.

you roll your eyes and fix yourself, saying hi to everyone else.

onyankopon joins you all in the back with all the spliffs he had rolled after hitting everyone up.

sooner or later, lost by frank ocean was playing lowly on the speaker and you were all on your third spliff.

"this would be so much better if we had drinks." mikasa complained, leaning back onto jean.

he ignores her, because everyone knows how nasty she gets when she's drunk and high.

"fuck that. some fucking food would be amazing." armin huffed out smoke, handing the spliff over to zara.

everyone groaned in agreement, and you were the only one to get up with a hum.

you don't miss the way a pair of eyes trace your body as you stretch and fix your pants.

"finna go find sum in the kitchen for us to eat." you grumble, venturing into the house.

you close the screen door behind you and look through his cabinets with a frown, fixing your hair out of your face.

the sliding door to the backyard slides open and closed, making you turn to the sound.

it was the silent guy, eren, you learned his name was.

and now you could see him in proper light.

he wore a grey hoodie and a pair of baggy sweats, long hair pulled into a up and down.

you had to admit that he was fine, his wife beater seeming tight around his chest.

and green eyes staring you the fuck down.

"can i help you?" you question rudely, turning back to the fruit snacks in the pantry.

"maybe you can." he responds, and you hear him approach you.

now you know your position could be taken as anything but innocent, bent over inside a pantry.

you stand up straight and face him, looking him up and down. you weren't know easy bitch, and you won't be treated as such.

"you can't handle me." you complain, pulling your phone out and grab the whole box of fruit snacks.

he takes the box from you and puts it on the counter, smirking just a little bit at you.

"you don't think so?" eren questions, tilting his head teasingly.

you scoff, jabbing your nail into his chest harshly until he backed up.

"trust me, baby. i know." you grab the fruit snacks up and join everyone else.

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"nah don't run now. thought i couldn't handle you?" eren grinned down at you cockily.

you were bent over onyankopon's guest bed, back arched and face smushed into the sheets.

one thing is for certain, you shouldn't have picked up that fucking cup.

mikasa brought out the liquor and poured everyone a cup.

which led to everyone spending the night at ony's house and crashing in every room.

mikasa and jean took the game room in the basement, ony and zara obviously took his room, while armin crashed on the long L shaped couch with eren.

or well, he should've.

you couldn't stop teasing him in that stupid fucking graphic tee ony lent you for the night.

which led you here, under eren's strong hold and getting your pussy pounded something serious.

"ooouu why you fucking me like this?" you whine out a bit too loud, reaching back to press on his stomach.

but eren shut that down immediately, slapping your hand away and stuffing all eight inches in your gut.

"all fucking talk." eren grumbles to himself, angling his hips upwards and fucking you even harder.

at this angle, his fat tip was slamming right into your g-spot.

your jaw goes slack in a silent scream as you push your ass back onto him, holding onto the pillow.

eren grins over you, slapping the flesh connecting your waist to your thighs.

"good girl.. take this fucking dick." eren grunts out, obsessed with the way your ass ricocheted off his abs.

"wait wait wait! m'gonna make a mess!" you pleaded with him, grabbing his strong arms.

hearing that only made him speed up, staring directly at your pussy as it clenched around him.

you screamed into the pillow, squirting harshly onto the sheets beneath you.

eren pulls out to watch, catching his breath and clapping your ass cheeks together.

when you catch your breath, you turn your head to figure out why he was so quiet behind you.

he stared back at you, before chuckling lightly. "onyankopon is gonna fuck us up." he joked, flipping you onto your back.

you rolled your eyes and get comfortable, staring at him from behind your lashes.

"not us. you. i told you i'd make a mess." you shoot back, letting him lift your legs up.

"uh huh. sure." eren says, not even listening to you as he pushes right back inside of you.

in this position, he reaches deeper inside of you and it makes you whine again.

you can't even think of a remark to say back, because his pace picks up once more.

eren wraps his hand around your throat and leans in, spitting in your mouth.

you accept it gratefully, swallowing and pulling him down to kiss him.

eren groans into the kiss, rutting into harder and rubbing your clit in rough circles.

you moan out, arching your back and grabbing his hand.

"fuck.. gonna make me nut in this pussy." eren groans out, moving his hand off your throat and kissing just below your ear.

you squeeze your eyes shut at the pleasure, bucking your hips weakly into him.

what he says doesn't register in your brain, your head going foggy as all you could focus on was how good he was fucking you.

eren starts to mumble something you don't hear clearly, bucking into you wildly.

you cum around him again, locking your knees behind him and digging your nails into his back.

eren groans in your ear, hips stuttering as he shoots thick, hot ropes into your sensitive pussy.

you flinch and whine lightly at the feeling, playing with his hair.

the two of you lay in your combined juices, still coming down from your highs.

eventually, eren turns his head to face you and grins.

"i gotta buy you a plan b?" he questions, rubbing your thigh in slow circles to get your full attention.

you shake your head and close your eyes. "i'm on birth control." you inform, taking a look at your nails.

"you gotta pay for my lashes and nails tho. got me fucked up." you grumble, looking at your broken index nail and missing pinky.

eren laughs at that, pulling out and climbing off the bed to pull his boxers back on.

"can't handle you my ass. don't ever let me hear you say that shit again girl." eren teases, helping you off the bed.

loud knocks make the two of you freeze, grabbing the sheets to cover your still naked.

a loud voice rings out from behind, making you remember exactly where you two were.

"aye make sure yall niggas clean up and take that fucking sheet home! got me fucked up, fucking in my house like that!" onyankopon complains, before walking off.

eren looks back at you with a grin, before slapping the fat of your thigh playfully.

he's never letting you stay over again.

[lynn-tged-posting]

tged webtoon ep 165 spoilers and thoughts below the cut that im not terribly late on this time yippee!

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what if i went up to you and stared at you like this

HAHAHAHAHAAA I LOVE THIS PANEL SO SO MUCH

ive been sending this on like all my socmeds and to all my mutuals/irls. im tormenting them with it it's just so fucking cute and silly . puppy dog eyes javier. pleading emoji. he's just so fucking silly ALKJDFLSDKF HELL I MADE IT MY DISCORD PFP ITS SO GOOFY I LOVE IT SM HAHAHA CUTE CUTE CUTE

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

silly panels aside back to the top!

lloyd. stop hurting me oh god he looks so tired and gaunt and,,, lifeless. it HURTS seeing him like this, the life he once had just,,, stripped from him.

LIKE I WANTED TO SEE HIM WITH HIS HAIR DOWN AND MESSY BUT NOT LIKE THIS BRUH WHAT THE HELL SOB SOB SOB

the invitation oh my god. its so silly goofy but also so so personal its cute as hell its stupid looking but in the most affectionate way possible. the people of the estate really REALLY care about him and god idek if lloyd realizes that bc literally just after this, he apologizes to everyone for not being able to things for them anymore

not even able to get back up to get back to the bed GOD I FEEL SICK

but it doesnt matter anymore whether or not lloyd can still protect them, the estate has come to care for him so much , its not his protection they want they just fucking love him and he doesnt realize that i feel so fucking ill. lloyd i need you to open your eyes and look at this beautiful land, this beautiful home you've built with your own two hands. ITS NOT OVER YET PLEASE GOD ITS NOT OVER

and then lloyd without second thought chooses javier to live. because he really thinks hes just an extra getting in the way, a burden, a bug that shouldnt be there. so he thinks its fine if he, as a side character, is the one that dies SOMEONE PUNCH ME.

he looks so fucking SMALL. alone and in the dark IM GONNA EXPLODE INTO TEN BILLION PIECES. who wrote this fuckass program. SWEAR TO GOD IM COMIN DOWN TO FIX IT MYSELF GOD DAMMIT

AND THEN THE SYSTEM TEXTBOX COMING IN IM SO GRATEFUL PLEASE HELP HIM SOB SOB SOB

im super duper heartwarmed to see that whoever is running the blue textbox is on suho's side. it has never been impartial, huh,,, it just wants to see his wish come true. ooogh my heart.

lloyd looks,,, strangely peaceful here. is he like, paused rn? im not really sure what the system box is up to, but hopefully thisll delay anything from happening while javier is concocting his plan,,,

speaking of!

FATE KICKING IN LIKE TEN TIMES WORSE IS SO DAMN SCARY. THE MULTIPLE GIGATITANS OH GODDD im so fucking terrified. javier please hurry!!! he looks rlly cool on draggy here hehe

I THINK JAVIER AND ALICIAS EXCHANGE TOO IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS. alicia, upon only seeing javier, immediately is suspicious of lloyd scheming something. she thinks the two of them are plotting again, hence the "what are you up to".

the problem is that it's just javier on this plan. there is no lloyd directing him, so javiers reaction is SO silly fun bc i. dont think he thinks of himself as being. scheming?? bc he seems SO confused at alicia's skepticism here HADLFKJSDLFKJ ITS SO FUNNY

I REALLY THINK JAVIER WAS GENUINELY A LITTLE CONFUSED AS TO WHY ALICIA WAS QUESTIONING HIM PLEAAASEEE

i think javier believes he's just going about business as usual. doing what he can to protect his lord, as he does, all the time, the usual. sure that involves getting an angel to ask the queen for the eye of summer, but that's certainly not plotting on the same scale that lloyd does. javier isnt a schemer. he just does whats necessary to protect the one he cares about the most. hence his goofy innocent puppy eyes, because its not like hes "up" to anything. idk how accurate this assessment is, so pls correct me if im wrong, but I LOVE IT A LOT HES JUST SO FUCKING DEDICATED I LOVE U JAVIER MVP!!!!!

and then raphie shows up yay!! EXCEPT HELP WHY DID HE GET SUCKED BACK IMMEDIATELY WHAT THE HELL he was so underprepared. poor guy. getting thrown around like this sob sob

ALICIA ASKING IF THIS IS SMTH JAVIER KNEW ABT OR IF THEY WERE PLANNING SOMETHING AND THEN JAVIER BEING GENUINELY FUCKING SHOCKED HELP MEEEE "maybe its not a prank...?" LMFAOOOOO

i mentioned this in the last ep post but like. again javier wears his heart on his sleeve he's so fucking protagonist its unreal. hell, not even on his sleeve, he has his heart out on his damn palm sob sob

i think he's shocked here bc he didnt expect raphaels call to play out like that, he prolly thought theyd issue it more seriously. the issue with this being so half-hearted is now alicia isnt absolutely certain that this is the will of the heavens, so she's less inclined to follow along. it doesnt help that her board of nobles (seriously why does she keep these bozos around they just keep yapping) are arguing back and forth abt whether or not to listen. this is kind of a little wrench in the smoothness of the plan... everything now hinges on alicia's whim now.

anyway two more panels javier being menacing/blunt as hell and alicia thinking on her throne,,, god they are so fucking. awesome i love them so much

anyway that is ALL! for this week! the episode felt a little bit slow to be honest, but i think that's because the events of this ep are little things that build up to whats next, so i dont mind it at all (especially since the last couple of eps have been super fast lately)! i really really enjoy this buildup and im super excited to see what happens next,,,

see yall next week! lloyd please be okay! or ill cry! like for real!

[koilaniazul]

hell n back

“i was over love thought i had enough till i found u”

summary: chris and y/n have been secretly dating! but what happens when a fan catches them on a date?

***I HAVE NO MOTIVATION TO FINISH “WHY NOT ME” SO TAKE THIS 🥰***

y/n’s instagram

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y/nslife as of late

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y/nupdates oh hello christopher

-christophersturniolo hi

nicolassturniolo new nails!

-ynslife yk it

colbbyjackk photo of chris i see 😼😼

-ynupdates they’ve made it clear that they are just friends so stop yappin brodie

matthewsturniolo wait you went to wingstop without us

-y/nslife yeah it was so good

-matthewsturniolo so you want me to go hungry

chrissturnioloupdates

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chrissturnioloupdates chris via deleted insta story

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y/nupdates THOSE ARE Y/NS NAILS…

-sturniolooo how do you know that…😭

y/nswife total invasion of their privacy. delete this??

-loverboyyy do ur legs get tired from how much ur bouncing on her wood?

y/nscloset i mean she liked it..

-sturnbros DOESNT MEAN ITS HER! CHRIS COULD HAVE A GF THAT ISNT Y/N. YOU SHOULD KYS FOR THINKING THIS

-y/nscloset what the sigma 🤓☝️

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famousspotted im sorry did my friend and i find CHRIS STURNIOLO AND Y/N ON A DATE?? 💀💀

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matttheycanflyyy i literally knew it. YOU CAN SEE HER PROMISE RING ISTG.

pinksands_ none of them liked the post tho..

y/nupdates bruh.

chrissturnioloupdates I TOLD YOU GUYS

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y/nslife i wonder who that girl is..

-christophersturniolo she’s a beautiful lady

matthewsturniolo bro watched princess and the frog

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nicolassturniolo bro was sleepin at McDonalds

-nevaheardofy/n well maybe it’s bc we went there at 12pm

-nicolassturniolo or maybe it’s bc you’re a grandma

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-smurfettelowkeyy WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAYYYY??

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matthewsturniolo why didn’t u say that i helped you with that win

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IM ACTUALLY SO PROUD OF THIS??

enjoy my babies ｡^‿^｡

lemme know if y’all want more of these :)))

[brynjack]

Omgg guess what i am back and i did yesterdays promptt, i just was tweaking abt a chem test and couldn’t finish it in time but im grinding bruh, i got part of the prompt done for today but we’ll see lmao

tw: alcoholism and depression

Abandonment, misunderstanding, "Why did I even think you cared?":

Logan had been holed up in his room in the shared apartment for almost weeks. He must have timed when both Al and Wade were out, avoiding them swiftly when he came out for only the essentials, beer, food, shower, and the bathroom. Wade assumed part of it was because he annoyed the shit out of him and Logan’s traumatic backstory, but honestly he just wanted him out of the room. Maybe go out and get some sunlight? Wade had a right to worry and know what was happening, as one of Logan’s only friends in this godforsaken universe and his roommate. This is why, one day, Wade simply barges into Logan’s room to find him surrounded by beer bottles, turning away from the light of the doorway in the dark room, wincing.

“what the fuck- get out,” Logan growls, voice slurred.

“we are going outside peanut, cmon” Wade commands, keeping his usual lighthearted tone, nodding for Logan to get up.

“i’m not going with you, asshole” he hisses, glaring up at Wade from his spot sitting on the bed.

At that Wade simply walks up to Logan, attempting to pick him up by the waist to hoist him over his shoulder but Logan squirms out of his grasp, rolling onto the floor.

“Get the fuck off me.”

Wade ignores Logan’s protests and just picks up his calves, dragging him by the legs toward the door as Logan’s claws come out, a bit slowly. He starts to claw at the floor, wood scraping as he desperately tries to stay in his room.

As Wade continues to drag him he lets his claws off the floor, too tired and nauseous to keep fighting. He’s pulled out the front door, eyes closing at the natural light as Wade simply sets him on the warm sidewalk, standing above Logan with a smile, like he’s proud of himself.

Logan huffs, standing up, not wanting to lay below Wade for any longer, eyes shooting toward the door back inside, tense. Wade notices this and slings an arm around his shoulder, dragging Logan as he walks away from the house, teasing him.

“You feeling better yet?”

“Why the hell would I be feeling better?”

Logan’s feet drag behind him, swaying a bit even with Wade’s grasp, leaning up against him.

“Because you’re with your favorite person!” Wade sing songs, grinning as Logan growls at him.

“Why have you even been like this recently? You gotta get some vitamin d at least wolvie.” He now chides Logan, genuinely curious but knowing if he pushes as much as he wants to that Logan will just lash out more.

“None of your fuckin business,” He mumbles back.

Wade is surprised at how Logan lets him stay this close as he drags him around the block and he dramatically sighs.

“Come onn, you know you wanna share, I’m giving you the talking stick now.”

“I think I want to use it to get some silence,” Logan sighs, glaring over at Wade.

“You’re no fun, don’t you want to confide in your beloved, handsome, talented, best friend of a roommate, Wade Wilson, aka Deadpool?” Wade goes on, leaning up to Logan’s face, grinning.

“No,” he responds simply, deadpanning as he stares forward.

“So, you don’t want to confide in me, or you don’t think i’m beloved, handsome, talented and your best friend?”

Logan huffs, like it takes all his brain power just to respond to that.

“Neither,” he keeps his response shorter than usual, evidently not enjoying being dragged out of his room for a walk.

“Well I don’t know about you but I can wait here all day and all night until you crack, and y’know I love me some eggs in the morning babygirl.”

Wade pushes Logan down onto a park bench by bumping his hip against the other man’s as Logan stays stubbornly silent, anxiety growing in both of their chests. Wade sighs and takes both of Logan’s hands in his, tilting his head sideways to meet his eyes, still smiling with his eyebrows raised.

“You’re stuck with me either way, so while i’m changing your diapers you might as well tell me what’s going on in that brain of yours.”

“Why in the hell do you care so much?” Logan rips his hands out of Wade’s grasp, eyebrows knitted together as he glances at him, jaw clenched.

“Like you said, it’s one of God's best jokes that I can't die, but neither can you peanut, and I sure as hell ain’t dying alone.”

He didn’t know if it was the alcohol in his system, but Logan saw tenderness in Wade’s expression, and he was honestly just fucking tired. Tired of hiding, tired of Wade’s pushing, tired of feeling like the problem, tired of causing every single person around him pain. Tired. He explained as much as he could. It was his fault Wade was feeling guilty anyways.

[romsabombs]

GUYS the new malevolent is insane so i just thought i'd drop my notes in here✍️ ENJOY it's a lot

freaky ahh cavern

😦😦😦

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

the man is bathed in darkness👹 john thats racist

mf literally been crucified this is so arthurs religious trauma

that is not what bones sound like i think

shes so me awful posture

me at 4am in the kitchen looking for a snack

WAIT oh yuck :/

HAHA THEY'RE IN HIS NOSTRILS

PRINCE MENTIONED

car accident thats so season 1

this is kind of like a hat in time maybe

omgg a witch :3

arthur survives the wildest shit but i think a mcdonalds sprite would kill him

AAAHHH WHAT THE FUCK!!!!😨😨 YUCK YUCK EW EW RAAAHHH

WHAAAAAT

cant we only do allat to corpses

omg spit it out john

YEAAHHHH HES DEAD

🤭🤭🤭YIPPEE I KNEW IT

omggg thats so janey :33

hes bein puppeted by the maggots thats crazy

STOP TELLING HIM TO KILL THINGS HAHA

omgg kaynes dagger <33

how can this mf be helpful

this is so tmp a bit

rotten flesh mentioned minecraft ref

HAHA WHAAT THATS SO GROSS

the maggots be like i have your fucking eyes👹👹👹👹

OMG WHAT THE HELL zombie arc

claustrophobia again

imagine harlan recording this

omg that's so sexy 🔥🔥 decapitated his ass

HAHA WE'RE ONLY 11 MINUTES IN??

LMAO john stop saying things

YES JOHN it WOULD have been helpful to know this guy didnt have any eyes

"this isnt new york anymore" thank god amiright

his head between our legs🤨

its so funny how he calls it a pinky. didnt someone on tumblr say john wouldnt know finger names

im surprised arthur still has a shirt

the flesh feels stiff😟

this guy is still alive😦 or. dead. i guess

arthur is like weirdly normal about this guy being a zombie. i know hes seen shit (no he hasnt) but come on

faroes song ☹️

YEAHH PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTHH💪

oh what😐 the prince🙄

what did he sayy

oh gross come on guys😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 at this point just put it in your own mouth

"id like to think this is the most insane thing we've ever done" 💀

teehee they dont wanna seperate :3

YEAH! AND FAROE

"everyone we've ever loved" weak. also john doesnt care about anyone but you

"we cant afford to not use every resource anymore" HAHA this is so funny because didnt you throw away everything youve ever owned last episode

yippee welcome back vanguard :3

nothing😟 WAIT YIPPEE :3

WELCOME BACK VANGUARD‼️☝️

omg names mentioned

wait. yorick? llorick? thats the thing arthur said

its not lorick that was the guy from the dreamlands

WOAH WAIT WOAH HUH

hey what the fuck did that mean😀

omg what. rumpelstiltskin

HAHA hes so loser

OMG wait they said stanzyck right

ofcourse anna is dead bruh we were never gonna meet her

arthur and john both being "kings"😟

this tooth is so silly🥰

everyones walking over arthur today💀

they're so miscommunication <3

hey😀 hey whats that sound

DONT SAY IT ugh the prince

"ahh yes :3"

OH😨😨😨😨 A WHAT

SHUT UP🗣️👹 HAHA THATS SO SILLY

this guy is so kayne. and a bit autistic

wait r we just carrying around this skull

bro arthur sounds so tired

ooo this would go hard as a cosplay

i cant believe he has a belt

EUGH YUCK😦

ooo the black stone perchance?

ok i guess not

omg god forbid a girl has hobbies🙄

"im not saying its not risky. what im saying is, it might be worth the risk" that line goes hard

arthur agreeing to this is like a dad saying "okay fine we'll go to mcdonalds🙄"

no reward without risk✊💥

"we're in the lion's den already" "it is a hag's womb👹" HEHEHE

HAHA SILLIES HEHEHEEHE🤭🥰

oooohh johnn 😶‍🌫️

OH 😦 ohhh 😀 u have his memories

clever girl

"thanks yorick😐" "you too my king🤗" "shut up🙄👹"

yorick is so me absolutely no sense of social cues

ofcourse we'd encounter a witch here it was so obvious

"try to keep straight" pff

did john say im serving

hey yeah maybe dont go towards the light😀

LMAO LOOK AROUND? foul

when is the jumpscare happening

i have no idea what he's saying

"too much to make out" MAKE OUT?🤭

LMAO he doesnt know

pregnant meat☹️⁉️

hey i thought asking the vanguard questions would have a price🤨😀

imagine if he just crushed that zombies skull like its a good thing we just decapitated him

hes literally describing my room

you're my eyes☹️

they're acting as if the lighter would give us much light

omgg shes a little interior decorator

tapestry lore!!💪

five minutes left whats gonna happen

wuh ohhh somethings gonna happen

THE STAIRS ARE GONE!!!😬

ur literally in her home leave her alone

his ass is panicking

this is so part 18 the madness

we're trapped :( :(

"ingenious decision king🤓" "SHUT UP👹"

SPRINT!!!!!! 🏃🏃🏃🏃

OH???? 😦😦😦😦 WHAT

IMPALED???M???MNFJREJSJ HUHH

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omggg he got marcy'd

i saw fanart of this but i lowkey couldnt tell if it was a spoiler or not💀

hot take but if he got bitten by that zombie he could prolly survive this

HUHHH bro this is like part 27 the roots. he was less dramatic about it this time tho

bro yorick finally shut up💀

sooo where did he get impaled. like if in the heart hes cooked😬

[sweet-3-whispers]

˚₊·͟͟͟͟͟͟͞͞͞͞͞͞➳❥ ꒰ ⌨ ✰ 𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑠 ⁱˢ ᵗʸᵖⁱⁿᵍ··· ꒱ | ೃ࿔₊•

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Word Count: abt 800 or so

Pairing: Miles Morales x Reader

Reader: GN Reader

Genre: fluff, established friendship(relationship??)

Warnings: None

Late nights are something you always enjoyed. The feeling of the cold air coming from the air vent, the sound of Brooklyn late at night, all so peaceful… sorta.

Some nights you would be on your phone, scrolling through social media, on others you would do skincare or working on missing work cuz why not. However, tonight was going to be a little different.

BZZZ

You felt a buzzing sound come from your phone, assuming it was just a notification from a social media app, you left it untouched.

BZZZZ

Another buzzing sound came from your phone only a few seconds after the first. Now thinking someone might be texting you, you grabbed your phone and unlocked it, checking who it is.

𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑠♡ sent a message

‘This late at night?’

It was kinda strange to see a message from him, especially this late at night but considering he was Spider-Man, he does have some nights where hewould stay up late.

You opened the message, your eyes slightly squinting from the bright light of your phone.

𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑠♡: do u think i can come over

You: this late??? Hell nah my parents would kill me if they see u

𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑠♡: i promise i'll be quite

You: nah man no can do

𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑠♡: well wtv im omw anyways

You: BRUH WAT WAS THE POINT ON ASKING ME THEN??

𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑠♡: just to worn you so u dont scream like last time😋

You: 😒

seen

‘The nerve of this boy’

You laughed a little remembering the last time Miles came over, almost scaring you to death causing you to scream and wake up your parents, thankfully you covered it up by saying it was nothing and only a nightmare.

You heard a thud at the balcony of your window, removing yourself from you thoughts and walking towards to window when you saw the loveable boy who texted you not to long ago

Opening the window to get a clear view of the boy, you saw him panting slightly, guess swinging around Brooklyn still tires him at times.

“H-hi” he turned around to face you, a cheeky smile forming on his face showing off his dimples and his freckles from the city lights.

“Hey, come on, you'll get cold” You softly tug on his jacket so he’ll get inside.

Taking off his shoes and removing his jacket, he moved to your bed and face planted on it as he wrapped himself in your blankets.

You laughed a little at his actions and moved towards your desk after closing the window. While you finish working on what you were doing, Miles was looking around your room trying to find something entertaining to do while he was here.

No matter how many times he’s been at your apartment or your room, he always stares in wonder, always seeing something new every time. Whether it be a new poster, lego set, a figure from your favourite show/anime, he always finds something to entertain himself with.

He turns to look at you… the light from your lamp makes your skin glow, showing every detail on your face to him. He couldn't help it, I mean how could he? His best friend(other than Ganke) right in front of him looking like an absolute goddess to him is breathtaking. He felt his face getting hot and his heartbeat quickening.

You turn around on your chair facing him once you felt the awkard tension, and instantly you notice him getting flustered, cheeks and ears slights red. He was caught off guard and quickly straightened his posture.

It was like the both of you were having a staring contest…

“So”

“So..?”

Miles tilted his head to the side with slight confusion, making an adorable face you couldn't resist, puppy eyes were your weakness and the fact that he is still yet to figure this out makes it even worse.

“Why’d you come over so late?” You crossed your arms and coped the same head movement Miles did, looking him in the eyes, continuing the staring ‘contest’.

“I guess I just missed you… I haven't seen you in awhile because of school and stuff. Aanndddd I missed when we used to hang out ‘n stuff yk?” He looked down towards his lap and started to play with his fingers nervously, unable to make eye contact with you, too embarrassed with what he just said and for your reaction.

You frowned your eyebrows a bit, replaying his words in your head.

Getting up from your seat, you walked towards Miles, sitting down next to him and gently putting your hand on top of his.

“To be honest, I missed you too. I guess being Spider-Man can really fill up those spaces in your schedule huh?”

Miles looked back at you with a small smile forming on his face. He wraps his hand around yours, joining your hands together.

“Yeah it sure does, but i'm here now”

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OMGGGGG my fist posttttttt

i hope yall enjoyedddd and if you would like to see more similar to this, plz give me some recommendations for future pieces

hope you have a goodnight/morning/evening!

BYEEEE

　　　

[niefics]

RED LIGHT — PJS X FEM!Y/N

Warnings : Heavy Angst, mentions of cheating, kissing, pet names (baby), cursing, arguing, fluff at the end.

Synopsis : Y/n is engaged to Park Jongseong, she found out some information that could possibly break their relationship for the worst.

A/n : I just randomly thought of this while grabbing a late night snack, and bruh idk man. I see jay as such a sweet bf but this just popped up.

My car was getting worked on, so Jay had to pick me up from work. That evening I found out something horrible.. Jay cheated on me. It wasn’t recent, but it still hurts me thinking about how he came home and kissed me with the same lips he used on her.

Waiting on him to get here I just looked at the beautiful engagement ring he bought me, struggling to keep my self together inside of the lobby of my job. I sighed loudly waiting for him to get here. My phone vibrated in my purse, I pulled it out and saw his it was jay.

“I’m outside baby.” He texted. I walked through the entrance of my job seeing his dark gray car, I opened the door placing getting in and putting my seatbelt on. “Hii, baby.” He spoke looking at me and smiling. It was the same old charming smile, the one he pulled me with the first time we talked. I just looked at him and smiled. He leaned in and kissed me, I didn’t kiss back.

He pulled back and looked at me for a moment noticing my emotion. “Are you okay ?” He asked me, I nodded. “Mhm, of course I’m fine, just tired. Todays been hell I just want to go home.” I spoke looking out of the passenger window, resting my elbow on the rest of the car door. I might’ve sounded like I was calm and fine in my mind, but to him I sounded upset. He just wondered what happened today at work and what he could do to fix whatever he did if he did anything. The love he felt for me was far to strong and his mind would overthink if he just let me sit there irritated and upset.

He pulled the car out of park, and drove off. The night sky above us, stars glistening in the sky. He placed his hand on my thigh like he would normally, but I moved it. “Jay no, I’m not in the mood to be touched right now.” I spoke in a kind of stern tone. He didn’t say anything but he felt horrible. He felt like everything was his fault. As he drove he got to a stop light. He mustered up the courage to ask me what’s wrong.

“Y/n, are you okay? You say you’re just tired but you sound upset at something, and whenever you’re upset about anything from work you rant to me about it.. this doesn’t feel like something having to do with work.” He spoke looking at me but watching for the light to change as well. “No I’m fine really jay, we can talk about it when we get home baby I promise.” “No Y/N, I can’t wait till we get home. Im really worried for you and I want to know what’s wrong and what’s on your mind.” He spoke. Looking at me, the last thing he wanted to do is wait that long to hear what’s wrong with me, he was growing frustrated.

I sighed, I knew weather I liked it or not this was gonna turn into a argument. So I shared what was on my mind for so long.

“Jay, did you cheat on me ? Please tell the truth.” I asked looking at him. He forwarded his eyebrows hearing what I said. “Baby what- what no. Where did that come from ?” He asked looking at me. “Jay, you’re lying.” “Wha- what, no I’m not.” I sighed briefly. “Jongseong, you are. You slept with my friend, at that party the year we moved in together.” I spoke, I felt kind of stupid & embarrassed for feeling so upset about something that happened 2 years ago. The moment I said that the red light sooned turned green. “What.. baby, listen.. she threw herself onto me I was drunk.” He spoke, I looked down at the engagement ring, rethinking our whole relationship. Maybe if I didn’t say yes to the study date, maybe if I did miss class that day I wouldn’t be in the predicament.

“Y/n listen, please it was a dumb mistake I think about all the time, I wish I never went to that party without you. I regret everything about that night.” He spoke, I just couldn’t believe him. I just couldn’t anymore. Jay never lied about ANYTHING! But this just broke me in a sense, was there other times possibly?

“Jay why would you prepose to me knowing you did what you did? Leaving me to think I’ve fell for the most perfect guy, you laid under me that night.” As I spoke about how I felt tears started streaming. “You kissed me, telling me how much you loved me, you kissed me jay, YOU FUCKING KISSED ME AFTER HAVING SEX WITH HER!” I yelled hearing the hurt in my tone. Jay didn’t say anything but listened, he was just upset at himself for the shit he did as a boyfriend and a soon to be husband. “I know Y/n, I regret everything.” He spoke. “Yeah, they all say that.” I mumbled, resting my elbow back on the car door. He knew I had trust issues from my past relationship & did that shit.

“I know I fucked up as your boyfriend, and fiancé. I regret that night so much, I wish it never happened but there’s nothing I can fix about it. I wanted to hide that night from you because I didn’t want to come to terms with what I did myself. I love you way to much to even do such a thing.” He spoke. I didn’t say and just listened. “And the thought of loosing someone I see as the mother of my kids hurts me so much. I don’t want to think about you with anyone else but me. I beat myself up every time I think about it.” He spoke audibly sounding hurt and broken.

I looked at him, seeing how hurt he looked. “Jay, I can’t see myself with anybody else, I only see myself with you, but this broke me. I don’t know how long it will take me for me to trust you as much as I did before.” I spoke. After that the car went silent until we got home, ignoring each other until we were both heading to bed. I was on my phone scrolled and he crawled into our shared bed later than usual for reason. He hoped I slept first, he just couldn’t think about talking about it anymore. Me neither, I just couldn’t keep myself from not speaking to him anymore. I put my phone down scooting closer to him catching his attention. Pulling him into a hug while laying down.

“Jay, I still love you okay? I never won’t love you. But what you did physically hurt me.” I spoke holding him. He listened to what I had to say. “I’m not leaving you, I never will. I just.. need time to trust you again.” I spoke.

[koiiiji]

im sooo tired now, but this day was kinda cool - i spent 6 hours straight at hockey match, and our team still lost… bruh😐😔 then we went to shopping center just to eat something and OMG after i found such a big jar of hair keratin mask (nothing will help my damaged hair anymore)

so when i came home it already was 9pm and my flatmate was high with his friend, so we had cringy, but like funny-cringy u know, conversation and i thought that i need to be even more tired… i took bike and went to nearest park, and it was my first time since i fall.

aaand dropped 2 posts for u!! do you remember last time i posted fics that fast? no! bc i never had so many ideas at one day!

so yeah, tired as hell writing this with one eyr open