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cangr3jo · 4 months ago
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little ecology card
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13oddbeetles · 1 year ago
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They should sell jars of pickles but without the pickles and just the juice
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graysongraysoff · 2 years ago
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Las Vegas: Lol you believe in being hydrated? Idiot
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transfemlogan · 1 year ago
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Ok i will work on. Chapter 2. Um. 2day. Probably
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foreignallyofc · 2 years ago
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This one's for you
Why thank you! I'm quite parched!
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kitzenvoncatzen · 1 year ago
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THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH EXCEPT ITS NOT YOUTH (probably) and its just whatever happened to derin
There was a glowing patch of sky lurking outside our town earlier and the dogs went bonkers so this is an auspicious start to 2024
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minnaci · 3 months ago
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despite his uptight, closed-off exterior, haitham has a really high sex drive, and he's often annoyed about it. like wym his dick hard again he's literally in the middle of reading a book about advanced calculus! wym he needs to fuck again all you did was come home and give him a hug! wym his balls feel so full and heavy that they ache he literally just throbbed a load straight into you!
haitham doesn't ever want to be someone who thinks with his cock... but when he's splayed out in bed, a hand jerking his overstimulated shaft, trying to wring out one last orgasm... he thinks about letting his dick control him, about cumming so much it corrupts his mind, about becoming little more than a pleasure puppet for himself and for you, and the taboo of it all never fails to push him over the edge one last time.
of course, it's just a fantasy. while he has no hangups about sex being a natural and healthy activity, he could never let himself live such an unsustainable lifestyle. he has bills to pay and books to read. he has a partner to care for and a job to do the bare minimum at. but... if on special nights... he lets his arousal take control until he's just a mindless, drooling, cum-covered beast... well, that's between him and you.
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sonny-boiiii · 7 days ago
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Might watch But I'm a Cheerleader tonight
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skopostheorie · 2 months ago
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It's 4 am and I have Woken Up. Brilliant job me
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10-dutchies-12-bicycles · 2 months ago
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cut my hair showered off the stray hair bits vacuumed the hair AND changed my bedsheets all at 4 am even tho i was so so so sleepy. i am god's bravest little soldier
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amyisherenowitsokay · 4 months ago
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begging my followers who live in a constant state of 'does this song fit in any of my fandoms/ships' to listen
add this to your collection
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kagehiradaily · 10 months ago
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day eight - nui tuesday 🎬
this is sonething i made like. a month or two ago ... sorrye guys i ws too lazy to rack up something :(( next thesday ill do better.. i promise waaaah
HAPPY ONE WEEK OF KAGEHIRA DAILY 🔥🔥
anywyas as usual im eepy as fuxk.. its 20 mins till kidnight whixh isnt as bad as it seems but ive neen alweping laye lately (2 am 4 am)
byebye huuh i dont know what to put here..
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traumamor · 3 months ago
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GIVE ME DOCTOR PEPPER OR GIVE ME DEATH
( we ran out )
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dawnthefluffyduck · 1 year ago
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Ailment Get: Food Poisoning
God bless the ability to play the switch in bed
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stevens-lemonboyfriend · 8 months ago
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Sorry for my quietness and frequent absences in the Dsafanon discord btw I literally dont know how to human interaction 101.
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Cum chalice lite. As a treat.
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wreckedhoney · 1 year ago
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writing lately has been this bs process of "how am i going to write when this awful thing is happening to my body" and "i am writing now to detract from this awful thing happening to my body" and i really wish this process were more fun and i didn't have to consistently Have Something Going On every other day and i can just like. sit down comfortably. finally. i wan this 2 be over
atm definitely in the first portion "how tf am i going to write" i am so severely uncomfortable in my own skin that for some reason has hated me for decades and is really loud about it 2night. im awful
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