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Oh good lord

So I was made to feel old today...
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Iirc sidgeno isn't your area of expertise but I just read "like a flashback" by ibear and thought of your current Sid masculinity kink musings. Basically it's a "what if Sid's gay awakening was shitty 70s porn and now he likes shitty mustaches a bit too much"
anon i know you did not intend to be, but this ask is hilarious. reading “isn’t your area of expertise” was like getting suplexed by a professional wrestler. i’m losing it. my baby. my baby girl. my baby boy. my baby baby. however your gender babies. i got my hrpf fandom undergrad in sidgeno. i was in the trenches. i’ve written sidgeno. for the exchange, even. i’ve read almost the entire sidgeno tag top to bottom. this is like telling steve yzerman “i know you don’t know much about wayne gretzky, having been on the red wings”. i’m crying
however i love that apparently it’s not clear that i’m a fandom old. this is so funny. imagine saying this to someone who’s been on hockeyblr and specifically pensblr for almost a decade. i was reading sidgeno before tk/nolpat existed. god. wow
sorry, sorry, to get back to your actual question. yes i’ve read iBear. was very into iBear for a while. it’s a fun fic. it’s definitely been a while since i’ve read it, wasn’t on my mind when the topic came up in my asks, but it’s very fitting for the recent masc kink discussions on this blog for sure (the characterisations aren’t really my jam any more, but tbf that was in the spacetoaster era of sidgeno). my iBear favourites were actually The State of Marriage and I Like The Way I Smell On You, (aside from a very specific one which was orphaned, iykyk, i’ve just been around long enough to remember when it wasn’t. lol), which i recommend reading if you haven’t yet and you’re in the process of reading your way through their catalogue
#sorry im still stuck on sidgeno not being my area of expertise#i feel like a crypt keeper#i come from the era of rpf where you could not start out with a rarepair. you were [big ship shipper] first#and on the side silently despaired that no one else was into your rarepair#like. hockey had 5 popular ships at the time and you just aligned yourself with one of them and went from there#sidgeno#kookanswers#anon
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didnt get carded AGAIN in the liquor store
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i love reading articles
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LET HIM GOOOOO GRANNY PLEASEEEEEEE
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🩷BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award, consider pasting it in the asks of other people you adore! Absolutely no pressure but. It's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3🩷
I adore you Cali, seeing your works on my feed is always a good time, I drop everything to read them - thank you for all your work 🥹💞
- @captainjamster
what!! this just made my whole day! i havent been getting notifications for tumblr asks for some reason, but im so glad i am now. i needed this today, friend <3 <3 thank you!
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Tumblr is recommending posts from your blog from 2013 to me, and I just need to give you a shout out for 10+ years of dedication to Stephen McGann 😄👍🏻
good lord im old !!!
i remember coming up with this blog as a tiny baby college graduate 😂😂
the smcganns energy is still out here smcgannzing- i saw some over on twitter just the other day
you cannot keep this man from his feral dad energy, and for that we say thank you
#smcganns#TEN years???? good lord#stephen mcgann#call the midwife#stephen mcgann is a human disaster#*jamie lee curtis voice* oh im like the CRYPT KEEPER
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holy fuck my fic start a war is almost 10 years old???
#brought to you by people reading it post s2 im guessing since ive been getting traffic on it again <3#insert im like the crypt keeper meme#darklina#fanfic#grisha trilogy
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Whenever I randomly remember things from my earliest childhood memories, things that don't exist anymore really like the DVD rental place at my old grocery store and grocery stores that had tables and chairs inside to eat at, I think of that "Sure, Grandma, let's get you to bed" meme
#im sure these exist still at some stores but not mine#also sadly my childhood grocery store closed many many years ago.#oh and the walmart fish tanks#television before hdtv#driving using an atlas#calling information to get the phone number for a restaurant to make a reservation#phone books#im not supposed to feel old im 24#miss those days :(#mostly miss how it was easier to live in the world without access to the entire planet's worth of information in my pocket#oh lord i just remembered looking up things in a physical dictionary or encyclopedia#*insert im like the crypt keeper freaky friday gif here*#random#2000s nostalgia#1990s nostalgia
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I might have gotten an award for knowing what im doing but i in fact have no idea what im doing and i was just winging it the whole fuckin time
Also i put away laundry that one time
#scare actor#six flags fright fest#fright fest#fright fest scare actor#crypt keeper#i also got the award cause i tried to go through the trash to find a prop for my supervisor#but mostly the pretending to know what im doing#like yeah i do my job good thats cause i fuckin guessed at what to do and ended up doing it right#anyway i miss scaring
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is this still a thing on here?
dude. have i really gotten that old on here??? i forget how to switch to the website perspective to ya know... code my background n shit. did that go away or sumthing???
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Me, in my head, when I saw an 18 y/o say something irritating on Tumblr: I was obsessed with the Marauders before you were even born.
And then WAIT
OH GOD IT'S TRUE
#oh god im like the crypt keeper#30+ marauders fans#wolfstar#millennial marauders fans#the old guard of harry potter fans#sirius black was my teenage crush#i was in love with sirius black before you were even born#thatd be 2005#most of the books were out by then!#im solidly in the camp of#prisoner of azkaban is my favorite hp book#marauders#marauders era#dead gay wizards#harry potter
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how old are you? If I can ask that.
My birthdate actually predates most calendars. I'm 32 👻
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Just had to read the fact that the Xbox 360 came out 20 years ago.....

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Ive technically already mentioned but cans!! Carbonation!!! Sodas!!!!!
TAG GAME!
What’s one interest/hobby/thing you like that you have NEVER talked about on your blog before?
It can be anything from a whole ass fandom to just a little thing that makes you smile but it CAN’T be anything that you’ve mentioned before.
I’ll go first:
This week, I can’t seem to get enough of the Album “For Emma, Forever ago” by Bon Iver. It’s just such a lovely album and great when I’m feeling overstimulated. It seems to be really heralding the late autumnal vibes for me, and I love to put it on while I’m working or tidying or drawing or out for a walk.
The lore of this album is that he got dumped so went to a cabin in the woods somewhere in Wyoming with a guitar and a shitload of alcohol and some rudimentary recording equipment and created one of the best-sounding albums I’ve heard in a while. He’s got a very distinct voice. I like Bon Iver’s other stuff but this one is my favourite right now.
What about you guys?
@lavenderfairiez @ginnyluna @groverapologist @echo-stimmingrose @demigod-shenanigans @keefessketchbook @sleepyycapybara @euryvices-deactivated20241019 @123letsgobestie @fairytalesociology @four-leafed-queer-gal @child-of-helios @green-tea217 @puzzled-pegasus @ollieisanerd @twomanyfandomshelp @lokiwiiiiiii @yoshuko-ew @frayna-of-the-hollow @via-rant @daonedaonlyskh @hadeslegacyhephgirl @siimplyapril @pjowasmy1stfandom @thetourturedwritersclub @m-for-now @inky-void @imarayoffuckingsunshine @deciduowl
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