#im the biggest fangirl of just. art

[sn0rl0]

i love artists and i love artwork and i love social media to reblog awesome art the world is awesome

[im2tired4usernames]

In case anyone forgot what a loser I am I make myself merch of my looooooooooooooooooooooong dead DND games because frankly they are my blorbos and I need merch

[crown-of-roses-thsc]

MY FAVORITE HENRY STICKMIN ARTISTS ON THIS HECKSITE!

@rarestdoge - I don’t know how to say this- these aren’t in any particular order but this blog has my favorite THSC art…EVER. E V E R. RARESTDOGE IS SO TALENTED HIS ART IS JUST- AAAAA?!?!?! THE EXPRESSIONS THE POSING THE E X P R E S S I O N S AAAAAAA **explodes**

@capturecharlesau - HSIHSUHSUHWUHUHUW I WANT A CARTOON IN YOUR STYLE I WANT A CARTOON IN YOUR STYLE I WANT A CARTOON IN YOUR STYLE I WANT A CA

@finaltimelineau - Their AU?! Their ART?! ASTOUNDING. I LOVE IT SO MUCH. I LOVE HOW THEY CHARACTERIZE EVERYONE I JIST- HISHUSGYSGYGSUHWHSJHHAJSGUSGUHU

@sketchythesketchbook-artblog - HOLLLLLY MOOOOOLLLLLLY THEIR ART IS SO YUMMY!! I LOVE HOW THEY ADDED RUPERT AND DAVE TO THE TRIPLE THREAT IT WORKS SO WELL AND I LOVE THAT THEY GAVE EVERYONE SIGN NAMES!!! ART IS SO YUMMY YUM YUM ART GOOD FOR TUMMY

@suddenly-stickmin - RRRRRRRRRRRRRR just- THEIR ART IS SO GOOD. SO EXPRESSIVE AND FUN AND HSIHSUHSUSHUHSUHUSHWUWUH I CHANGE MY ANSWER THEYRE TIED WITH RARESTDOGE I LOVE THEIR ART SO MUCH THEIR SHADING IS SO AWESOME AND PAINTINGLKKE ANDNSJSHSIISHUSHUSHUSHUHSJHJSHJHSJ

@smoresthehalloweenqueen - I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY I DONT I REALLY DONT JUST LOOK AT THEIR SUBMISSION FOR MY CONTEST JUST LOOKA T IT LOOK AT IT OOOK AT THE EXPRESSIONS AND ANATOMY AND EXPRESSIONS AND POSING ANDNBSUHSUGSUGUDGUDGHSGHSGHGHDGHGHSGHSGHDGHGSHGDHHDGHGD

@wololo-01 - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE GOW YOU DRAW HAIR I LOVE THAT YOUR STYLE IS CHIBI BUT NOT TOO CHIBI I LOVE YOUR STYLE YOUR ART IS SO CUTE AND I LOVE THE PASTEL COLORS YOU USE AND I LOVE THE WAY YOU DRAW HAIR DID I SAY THAT ALREADY ITS TRUE

@caruskie - JUST DISCOVERED THEM A FEW MINUTES AGO JUST LOOK AT THEIR ART LOOK AT IT ITS SO CUTE AND EXPRESSIVE AND FUN AND EJIHDUHEUHJDHJD IF YOU GUYS CANT TELL I VALUE EXPRESSIVENESS ABOVE ALL ELSE IN THSC ART AND THEY TAKE THE CAKE IM JUST SAYING SHDUHEUGDUHEHGSJHJSH

@frazzledazzlin the biggest mistake I ever made was forgetting to put frazzledazzlin on this list. The apology video will be out soon but no matter how genuine it is it will never make up for the BIG FRICKIN MISTAKE OF FORGETTING TO PUT THIS DORK (/pos) ON HERE AAAAAAA??? AAAAAAAAAA??????? THEIR ART IS SO FFFFFREAKIN GOOD I LOVE IT SO MUCH *kicking and screaming*

@jasi-3 I JUST DISCOVERED THEM, LIKE, THE OTHER DAY, AND Y’ALL BETTER GET YOUR BUTTS OVER TO THEIR BLOG AND FOLLOW THEM.

@berensteinsmonster THEIR AUS ARE SO CREATIVE?? AND THEIR ART??? IS SO YUMMY??? ALSO I NEED MORE OF THE COWBOY AU I LOVE IT SO MUCH I LOVE CHANGING THE NAMES BUT KEEPING THEM SIMILAR THIS IS LITERALLY AMAZING THE FANDOM HAS PEAKED ITS ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE

@terrence-unsuaved I’m adding them to this list before I scream about the art they just sent me I gotta make sure not to forget because it is a CRIME THEY WERENT ON THIS LIST BEFORE THIS IS THE GRAVEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???????????????????????EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY CHEST IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE

@kingkenzieofmold - LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK YUMMY ART ALERT YUMMY ART ALERT!!! I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOUR BLOG BEFORE MY GOOD FELLOW (gender neutral) BUT I LOVE YOU /silly

@thsc-scattered-stars I don’t know what to say just- their art makes me smile so so much it’s so fun and cute and THEIR AU GSYSGYGSYGSHGS IF YOU DONT CHECK THEM OUT ILL BREAK YOUR FINGERS

@ecstacyblog I THINK THIS BLOG JUST STARTED BUT NEW FAVORITE ALERT NEW FAVORITE ALERT NEW FAVORITE ALERT THEIR ART IS SO CUTE AND PROFESSIONAL LOOKING AND HRUHEUHRURGRRRRRRRRRRRRR *spins around in circles*

@number-1-harumi-hater NEW NEW NEW FAVORITE NEW FAVORITE NEW FAVORITE MY FAVORITE HENRY STICKMIN NICHE IS “THIS IS JUST AN EVEN MORE AMAZING VERSION OF THE GAME’S STYLE” AND MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ❗️‼️❗️‼️❗️⚠️❗️

@nickorite *politely fangirl-s*

YOU ART IS SO CAYUUUUUUUTE IM HONESTLY A HARDER SELL THAN MOST ON DRAWING THE STICKS AS NORMAL-PEOPLE-WITH-CIRCLE-HEAD BUT DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWGGGGGGGG YOU PULL IT OFF SO WELL RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

@cosmicdenro

/pos

@ending-the-cycle-ask you have really really nice art and shading and 😭😭😭 YOU DRAW HAIR GOOD YUMMY HAIR

@kursed-curtain guys I’m running out of things to say about everyone but your art makes me want to scream incoherently (this is a compliment) I want to watch a whole show in your style

@jaspbiia I’m NOT JUST BIASED BECAUSE THEY GAVE ME SO MUCH COOL ART THEIR ART IS SO EXPRESSIVE AND THEIR SHADING IS SO GOOD HHHHHH BUT STILL THE POSING AND EXPRESSIONS AAAAAAAAA!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

@clefablepb I look at their illustrations and endorphins RELEASE into my BRAIN I’m gonna gobble up their sticktober art om nom nom nom

@krakot2 haven’t updated this list in forever but I just discovered this person and 👌👌👌

@escapistul nothing- NOTHING- is more delightful to me than when a Henry Stickmin artist suddenly drops art of the characters in the most gorgeous jaw-dropping realistic style you’ve ever seen and it’s like. “No what I can draw real people” and it’s like so anyways mom said it’s my turn with the art talent >:(

@laertive I have fallen madly in love with your art

@glitchedcharlescalvin I’m fangirling so hard for ur art

@2-marigold-2 THEIR ART IS SO REALISTIC YET YUMMY AND AGGGGGHHHH AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FERAL FERAL FERAL FERAL ANIMAL NOISES

@lumyious-studios self explanatory

@crazy-pe3p YUMMY. YUMMY ART. YUMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Makes me happy GRRRRRRR

y’all this is also a list of people I want to do art trades with please hit me up

And I’m trying to stick to people who were active in the fandom as of me putting them on the list hehe

[vyl3tpwny]

wauitb what the fuck i have 5000 followers

this is insane hi guys

to celebrate 5000 followers on tublr here are some facts about myself: - my favourite food is fried chicken

- my favourite food is spicy fried chicken

most of my hyperfixations fluctuate in and out, but some that don't ever seem to let me go are my little pony, half life, skrillex, undertale/deltarune

recently i have developed an unfathomable obsession with bees i have a huge bee hyperfixation i play bee swarm simulator on roblox every day and i watch bee videos and i also just designed a beesona on pony town its name is beetrice the dragon bee:

my favourite movie is probably wolf children or mr. bean's holiday or elf

im basically lucario for girls

i am like a dragon and i collect things that i like.. you can see some here:

i play a lot of instruments, mostly piano, drums, singing, and guitar/bass/ukulele. my first instrument was the drums tho which i started playing when i was 2 or something. i no longer play drums because our house is too small for a drum set right now and i dont like electronic drum kits. one day!!!!

i have had zero music lessons which is why you should also make music bc you dont need to spend life savings on music education to make chunes

non-musicians who have influenced me the most are @sterfler and @astroeden who have changed my brain chemistry forever artistically (this is not an exaggeration)

i am not allergic to anything at all somehow

im the motherfucker who will drink an entire gallon of whole milk with nothing else yeah im just kind of awesome like that

i do not drink alcohol (anymore) or smoke or do drugs or anything like that just a personal pref

i am filipino but i am also chinese and scottish and italian and polish and maybe other things

i have been openly queer since 2011

i have been a furry since 2007 or something?

i have been making music since 2007 or something....?

my first true love as a musician was queen, which (because of their older albums) was my rabbit hole into the world of progressive rock. my passion for creating music was nurtured entirely by my discovery of genesis and the album 'the lamb lies down on broadway'. the next thing that shaped me as an artist? skrillex - 'scary monsters and nice sprites'

i have really bad verbal processing issues so you can probably speak directly to me and i will have no idea what youre saying sometimes

my feelings on art change a lot but i update my topster lists every now and again

i am mostly right [hoofed] but i'm technically ambidextrous

my first concert was bruce springsteen i think it was in 2009. i still love the the boss to this day.

i'm a kitty cat

i am also a dragon

i am also a possum

i am a formless void

my first song i wrote when i was 8 was titled after a jimmy neutron reference

the second song i wrote was a fan song about the flying dutchman

i played the original dota warcraft 3 mods long before dota 2 and league of legends existed because i've been a blizzard fangirl since like 2005 and now i hate blizzard so fuck you blizzard you're evil as shit but anyway i used to try and do map development for warcraft iii games but really my favourite thing to do was build maps where i could build the biggest possible army to fight npcs for fun. one of the first videos on my thecobalion channel is a warcraft iii map someone else made. i've just now turned it off private so you can see it if you want.

my favourite kind of humour is recursive

ok thanks what i can remember about myself right now. thanks for following me!!!!

[jaradraws]

hi oh my god im the person that bought the tf print off display today, yellow shrimp hat, and i didnt realize you were also THAT tma artist??? i remember so many of your pieces and the way you drew elias was like. THE way i imagined him when listening after seeing your art. im going through your archive right now and freaking out - i think next time someone asks me if ive ever met a celebrity my answer's gonna be you

can't believe i didnt get a chance to also hop in place and fangirl about ur tma art 😭😭 i didnt realize you were the same person as the tf content, the disco elysium art, and the more recent conclave works. CRAZY. should've gotten an autograph. anyway i love love love your creative work <3 you're super cool

oh wow first of all, it was wonderful meeting u today ! it was great to yap with someone abt some of my biggest interests

and second, it's honestly kinda wild that my legacy's trailing behind me like that ahaha im rly just a guy making art for things that have taken over my brain and im happy chatting w ppl over a mutual love of somethin ^^

[glowsticknfriends]

HI GLOW!! this thought has been simmering in the back of my mind for a bit so this silly message will be quite long. also, i wasn't sure which blog to send this to but this one seemed to make the most sense! anyways;

a few years ago when i was biiiiig into undertale, sans was definitely my biggest/number 1 comfort character. maybe almost f/o? i didn't know what that was at the time but it makes sense to me! the game itself and him helped me through some of the hardest times of my life. i remember dressing up as AU versions of him for halloween (which actually got me into cosplay!) and taking outfit inspo from him (iconic hoodies and basketball shorts <3) that i would wear to school and stuff. i would talk about him and the game with my friends but obviously no one would understand the extent of how i feel and everything. over the years i've kind of grown to learn to be embarrassed about being the "cringe person who used to have a crush on sans undertale". people would/still tease me a lot for it honestly crushed the inner younger me.

anyways, i say all of that because i wanted to thank you. you're the first person i've met who i've become friends with and has sans as their f/o. he may not be mine anymore, but you've genuinely (even if accidentally/unknowingly) healed that part of me that used to stay up at night feeling ashamed for being "cringe". your posts and the way you talk about him and your art are all things i wish i saw when i was younger because WHAT?? THIS SUPER COOL AMAZING WONDERFUL PERSON UNDERSTANDS ME?? i know sans is in great hands with you and he's so loved and appreciated the way he should be!! thank you for taking care of the guy who took care of me for so long.

sorry this was so long!! but, again, thank you :) you're awesome. <3

i cant think abt this too much because im genuinely really for real gonna cry.... im gonna put this under the cut in case ppl aren't looking to see my big sappy emotions ,,,,,, cw: brief mention of parent death + general pontificating sdjgfkshg

undertale was (and still is) such a hugely important piece of media to me, esp when i was younger. i fell in love with the game and its characters to the point where it was basically all i thought/talked about for a good 3 years after it first came out, and it was a huge bonding point for me and some of my closest friends, all of whom im still super close to today and consider them some of my most treasured loved ones. all of them knew about my affection for sans in particular and i consider myself to be so, so, so incredibly lucky that not only did they not make me feel embarrassed or ashamed about it, they actively encouraged it. back before any of us even knew what self shipping was i had a friend who proudly proclaimed himself a 'lans' shipper (jagskfjhgakhggkshgk), and even though my friends did tease me about it, it was always with love. they supported my silly self indulgence and in return i supported theirs, and i really think that's a huge reason why we're still so close today. then when i got into high school my dad ended up passing away while i was still in the throes of my undertale fixation, and all of a sudden sans wasn't just a silly character i really liked, he was escapism and comfort and a place of safety in my head that i could retreat to during a time where nowhere else really felt safe. i think that's why he's still so important to me now, and why he feels just a little different from any other f/o. it sounds silly, but he was my safe space back when i really, really needed one. i was lucky enough to be surrounded irl by people who supported that part of me, but i was still online during the peak of 'sans undertale cringe' and so i completely understand that gnawing sense of shame and embarrassment at being the 'cringe sans fangirl' (fanGIRL in particular, bc that word was always said with the most overt vitriol, but that's a whole other ramble adgfkjsfdksfjhg–). i felt that a lot back when i was younger, and i really think i only fully kicked that kind of mentality a few years ago, and even then i have to actively beat it off with a stick to stop it from reemerging. the thing that finally helped me start to stop that sort of thinking was (genuinely fr) the whole 'be cringe, be free' movement. at some point i was just like. life is short. if imagining myself kissing my fav characters on the mouth helps me feel a little less lonely and shitty in a world where it's so easy to feel like that, why would i shame myself for it? i wouldn't shame anyone else. why can't i extend that same kindness, that same gentleness, to me? maybe it's okay to be a little silly and to do silly things, because what the fuck are we even here for if we don't let ourselves feel joy in any way we can manage.

i'm so sorry people made you feel ashamed to like sans. in my mind, self shipping is like.... a wonderfully roundabout route to self love. of course that character you love would love you too, because you're lovable. of course they'd hold your hands and kiss your cheeks and rub your back while you cry because you deserve that! they would see you as worthy because you have worth..!! and as someone who's always struggled with loving myself as i am, it feels a little easier to try and do it by letting the characters i love, love me in return.

if there's anything i hope to do with any of the silly stuff i create, it's to make people feel seen, to celebrate the things i love in a way that invites other people to celebrate with me. i love undertale, i love sans the skeleton, and i love seeing people love themselves through letting their favorite characters love them back!! to know that i've helped in any way to heal the little you inside you... i'm so, so happy. i am holding that little you's hand and hugging them so, so, so tight. sans and i love you forever and ever and ever, bee..!!!

[caramelcleopatraa]

I'm sorry, but your friend msbigredmachine is an incredibly disrespectful little bitch, and just not a great person at all. Hands down the most disrespectful bitch ever and the biggest pick-me fangirl. But then again, what are Roman fans good at other than being pick-mes, especially where the women are concerned? Y'all honestly give other Roman fans and female wrestling fans in general a bad name and a bad rep. 

First off, not a good look on her part to not support a black man being world champion and wrongly accusing him of something as heinous as calling black women ugly. Especially when said black man has a wife and a daughter, who are also black.

Secondly, gotta love how she turned off her anons, because she got called for what an incredibly nasty ass bitch she was being about Liv Morgan for no reason at all, just a couple of months ago. She's the one who started it, so it should've been people blocking her ass. If the bitch can't take the heat for shit she starts, maybe she should stay the fuck out of the kitchen.

And since you're her friend, you can pass along this message to her and maybe she'll actually listen to you and react and have something to say.

you saying all of this as an anonymous person says a lot but imma keep going past that.

first of all. please don’t group me in with roman pick-me’s. that’s not what i am. if you want me to listen to what you are saying, don’t attack me first. i am a fan, not a stan. there’s a difference. you tried it, you did, but let’s continue.

and also, even if she is, let her be one, and just stay away from her blog. she not the pick-me’s that go around bullying people to my knowledge, so learn the art of scrolling past a post.

second, i don’t have any information on him calling black women ugly and because im not well informed on that, im not gonna speak on it.

third, gotta love how you’re coming into my inbox to bash @msbigredmachine (anonymously might i add) instead of hashing out your problems with her instead. i’ve said this many times before, i admire her as a writer. however, i don’t know who that lady is, and she don’t know me. i don’t know why you’re coming to me in hopes to change my mind when i don’t know the lady.

and i ain’t gotta pass on shit. the only reason i’m responding is cause you threw me a stray in the first paragraph of your essay that you sent me. idk what’s going on with you and her, but don’t bring other people into your beef, kay? this whole message is incredibly antagonistic. you could’ve spread the message without saying all that because it seems to me like you just personally have a problem with her.

if you come in my inbox again, show who you are next time :) don’t hide behind the anonymous persona the next time you wanna talk shit.

[aquamarixx]

AAA NO REASON TO BE NERVOUS IT WAS AMAZING AS USUAL!!! quality things take time sometimes hehe

but yesss i love how u explore hioris character while writing for bti!!! im such a lore and character analysis nerd too so it just adds an extra layer of depth and fun for me when i read >w< i just know ur gonna do klark (and the twins in general) justice in ur upcoming works!!!

twinsies again LOL (maybe we r klark and louter in disguise loll) ive got those standees too!!! cannot let a single piece of merch slip by me

and YESSS i think they said they’re announcing more info in march?? implied it was going to be merch related but whatever it is i reallllly hope they have online sales for it because going to harmonyland for the actual in person event part of it doesnt work too well with my schedule but the sanrio fest art of them with the lords is a MUST HAVE (;-;)

also ull have to excuse me invading ur inbox so often/so fast im chronically online whenever i have free time >.<

~anya

LORE AND CHARACTER ANALYSIS HELL YEAH!

there's just so much to explore in every character, especially since we have the light novels and egoist bibles. also im such a sucker for side characters (esp the less popular ones) that i have to write about them or else i will starve on my own for loving them!

that's actually the reason why i started writing BTI. im glad hiori is actually picking up more traction and i just know that he will be more popular in the future when NEL gets animated!

trying to draw hiori in the funny blue lock boxers last night. also when i see your messages, i have like the biggest smile on my face! im currently storing all of my fanfic notes in the blue bouquet clear file! it holds all of my fangirl secrets. i hope myunna is ready for it lol

what im excited about writing for the twins and fragmem in general is the WORLDBUILDING! i know we don't know much about the world but the headcanons!

omg i can't wait for march, for harmonyland and for sanrio fest! we shall drown in merch! the art with the lords are just heartwarming. and yes, i think we are louter and klark in disguise (ㅅ´ ˘ `)

[5allywilliams]

☆ intro post !! ☆

What's uuuuuup this is a redo from my other intro that i couldnt be arsed editing!! I dont know what else to say so im just gonna start 😼

☆- My Name Is Ally!!

★- I am a minor, I'm fine with subtle NSFW but not big yucky icky amounts

☆- My Sexuality is Bigender / Pansexual !!

★- I'm Scottish and I'm proud (Yes, we eat bagpipes /j)

☆- My Interests

I'm interested in stuff like FNAF, BATIM, Baldis basics stuff you think of when "weird kid" comes to mind.

Though these are actually my interests other than that.

★ - Art

☆ - Smiling friends

★ - Aqua Teen Hunger Force

☆ - Mouthwashing

★ - MUSIIIIC!!

☆ - People's Ocs (feed me lore especially if they're traumatized)

★ - Jujutsu Kaisen

☆ - HORROR GAMES!!

★ - mob psycho 100 (I have a Reigen figure)

☆ - Uncle Samsonite

★ - Pillar Chase 2

☆ - The Eltingville Club

★ - Eddsworld

☆ - BoJack Horseman

★ - Dandys World

☆ - Vocaloid

★ - Dan VS

☆ - Dear Evan Hansen

★ - NOFX

☆ - Invincible

★- stuff I don't like (DNI will be added if its really bad)

☆- DNI!!! proshitters

★- the your boyfriend game from back in my day when we had the covid era

☆- DNI- gore being sexualized (I understand if its for oc lore etc etc but either way it's icky and I don't like it)

★- People who support problematic people (example -> You, lovely reader support JIMMY URINE!!!)

☆- DNI - drake

★- DNI - gofundmes, I can't support and give money and it makes me feel really guilty :(

☆- Music I listen to

★- Tyler the Creator

☆- MF DOOM

★- Bloodhound Gang (proud jimmy pop fangirl)

☆- Blur + Gorillaz

★- Nerf Herder (I LOVE THEM SO MUCH)

☆- Rammstein

★- Enjambre

☆- Straight Outta Junior High

★- System Of A Down

☆- Tally Hall

★- Lemon Demon

☆- Weezer

☆- That Handsome Devil

★- Your Favourite Martian

☆- Sick Animation (CAUSE WHEN I LAY YOU DOWN IN YOUR BED TOOONIIGHT BABY)

★- Nerf herder

☆- The Aquabats

★- NOFX

I'll add more once I remember ‼️I actually have a playlist, since I can't remember most of the artists I listen to you can listen to it or just look at it! :D

Jared - I can't explain this dude well, even though he's one of my biggest Ocs at the moment the only way I can explain him is "Weezer nerd who is just a self insert but not a self insert" #jared incase ya wanna see him

Emi - a silly oc I made for demon slayer, shes pretty cool..i haven't posted her yet :(

Mindy - German cat girl.

Trella - freaky alien lady who likes to mutilate, Jared’s girlfriend who’s actually lesbian but doesn’t know yet

Julia - Jareds roommate (and future wife)

OCS BUT NOT MY OCS(so my friends Ocs)

Josh - @mellorsmellorr

Sylvie - still yet to be mentioned but @mellorsmellorr

Gordon - @jaythatfanboyz

And more to come! 😼

Some cool people who need mentioning, love them!!

@chronic-fangirl / @chronics-current-household

@mellorsmellorr

@60-ahh-phases

@blackrocksheart

@llamagod07

@xxl1ving-d3ad-grrrlxx

⬆️ My friends who are awesome, go follow them 👍👍

[saturngoldenchild]

Astrology observations:

Today in honor of the hyyh era🥳 thank you guys for supporting my posts. I love it here.

one thing about Aquarius placements…they know everybody. I can confirm. I can assure you I know someone who knows someone who can get what you need done. They only got a few friends tho and their 3 friends are always mad confused on who all these people are. And they’re just like 😃 what u mean?? True social butterflies, the get along with everybody. I always think of Megan thee stallion and taehyung as examples. People have spoken about how Megan is friendly with everyone and it helped her career so much and Tae…that man ain’t got not shame he comes up to everyone.

Another thing I’ve noticed about air placements too…they’re gonna have fun. It doesn’t matter what’s going on, where they are, they’re gonna have a good time. “Oh we going grocery shopping?? Bet” they’re gonna have everyone laughing and enjoying that trip. Same with sag but them mfs always wanna be the funniest in the room 😑 it’s not that deep just be urself. If it’s a party Libra brings the drinks and helps everyone with their make up, Gemini tells the jokes, and Aquarius gives us a show.

A leo sun is going to be super shy n quiet until all the attention is on them lmao. I have this friend who never speaks like ever…give this boy the opportunity to tell a story

U cancer moon, rising, moon in the 1st bitches always looking like a Pixar movie baby. The cutest cheeks and eyes like they can’t hurt a fly.

Earth placements are hedonistic. They like nice things, they like luxury. They take a lot of life’s aspects seriously so whatever it is that makes them happy…They like to make good moments last very long. You already know what that means for an earth mars so I’m not even gonna type it 🙄

Libra risings will be thick. That’s it.

Fixed Venus people cant be subtle to save their life 😭😭 these mfs be so direct, when they like someone they like them and it’ll show whether intentional or not.

Cancer sun women can be the biggest gossipers omg they know everyone’s business

Every Pisces woman I’ve met has a very cute high pitched voice. They’re adorable. They will kill u if u try them.

Venus ruled suns so possessive 😭😭 they always look like they wish a bitch would try something like calm down. And this is with everything. One of my friends is a Taurus and they give the most nasty looks to anyone who bothers me😭 they’re so sweet until then…their whole demeanor changes. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW HES MINE. NO HES MINE YOU NEED TO GIVE IT UUUUUUP

- sorry. Next.

NO HOLD ON. A mix of Virgo n Scorpio y’all are not safe either 👀 huffing n puffing over nothing

- now next

Earth mercury singers have a lot of vocal control. They also tend to preserve their voices very well, the older they get the better and more stable they sound.

The other day I went to a restaurant with my friends. A virgo, a Taurus, a Capricorn…argued on who pays for 5 minutes straight.

I know they say u match with the sign in ur 7th but y’all…😭😭 i can’t do a Virgo romantically. Or can I?????? All the ones I’ve met are fine. I’m conflicted. Y’all are too bossy.

Capricorns and Tauruses cannot be kept away from each other u can’t convince me otherwise. They’re the perfect match.

Water placements…😃 so when are we gonna talk about them friends u give therapy to just to ditch u after. CANCER/PISCES MOONS IM LOOKING STRAIGHT AT U.

Saturn square mars so blunt 😭 quick example: Tyler, the creator. Enough said.

Leo and Aquarius will always fangirl together and it’s the cutest thing. They can discuss a performance/ piece of art/ artist for hours.

One thing about Virgo, aqua, Gemini placements…if it’s not hard to understand they don’t get it 😭😭 thing is if doesn’t challenge them they either don’t put the brain cells to work or are just lazy about it.

[niff-of-crows]

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

sankta oncat!

a collab by me and @just-a-mudskipper <3, because we decided that oncat needs more love. im super proud of how it came out!

18 notes - Posted June 21, 2022

#4

man i can't wait for the lockwood & co tv show i hope they recognize the potential for thematic parallels with goncharov (1973), fingers crossed they do :))))

30 notes - Posted November 21, 2022

#3

well, after at least a month of procrastination, i finally finished this. it sat 96% done in my sketchbook for...longer than i care to admit, so have the nine-tailed fox :)

36 notes - Posted June 22, 2022

#2

bird. big bird. red bird. fancy bird.

75 notes - Posted May 9, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

me whenever cecil says "my husband"

See the full post

107 notes - Posted July 13, 2022

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[iwaasfairy]

HEY BAE I LUV UR WRITING UR IWA FIC DKWKFKEKF WUUDUUWF WUFKEKSK also i was wondering if u hav reqs for dark content creators on here

thank you baby! ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡

i follow a ton of talented dark content writers who i’d recommend. this became so long and i most definitely forgot people so i’m sorry in advance but i just... there’s so many amazing writers on this site i swear

@shoyokuns : mous is the source of most of my degenerate thoughts, very sexy blog indeed @kouteru : belle, angel baby, has stacks upon stacks of big brain content @aoyukai : casual writer but her brain is so big so follow @nectarous : bee writes some hottt stuff (where tf is the anal representation >:( very sad) @kiyokens : give more kenma content NOW vivi, ily tho @ukeis : irina (a snuff queen for me, but everything is amazing) @rintarhoes : violet i think this is still your main dark blog for now? but yes fantastic writing, dark or not @yanderexbabydoll : i think you’ve all seen me rave about rhi since the start of this blog but BY EVERYTHING THAT’S HOLY she’s such a fucking good writer i want to be her when im big @tetsou : honey’s content is so fuckkkinnn sexy (i think of the hajime nii angst on the daily) @bakatenshii : angel is so sweet and am AMAZING writer, i miss you i hope you’re well @undermattsun : miss tw toxic, want miki to step on me pls (i’m such a fangirl it’s almost embarrassing) @sugawara-sweetheart : neems has written a ton of amazing stuff, but the dark content lately? godly (mattsun daddy ; ^; and creepy teru nii) @rocorambles : roco and i have many of the same kinks and her works are amazing, brain still rings with gangbang tingz, she also encourages my bad behaviour so :)) @vermiliren : if you don’t follow ren’s both blogs already what are you even doing @suguru-slut : lune’s new dark bloggie (already know it’ll have good content) obviously @seita : the smut hall of fame, @bokutobabie : syd writes some lovely things that make my heart warm but also has the kinks on point @kittenkaashi : laura writes so well and has the biggest, smoothest brain (also her main is fantastic too) @gaos : marty’s dark blog is still pretty new but marty’s a great writer @b0ba-chan : has both dark and more soft nsfw, im a big fan @closetdegen : ezra my love, i hope you’re doing well, very amazing writer @dearsakusa : boys in skirts supremacy ꒰˘̩̩̩⌣˘̩̩̩๑꒱♡ dee is great @nashiexo : fucking amazing content once again, my bde rolemodel @lovingsuna & @angelkaashi : clare’s two bloggies bc everything she does makes me :hearteyes: @atsuuji : cloud’s new blog! go follow if you haven’t yet (her old blog also has fucking amazing content)

and these aren’t purely dark content but also write amazing nsfw so check them out and see if you vibe bc they are great. @kyovtani I love zade so much pls @honey-makki kristen also has dc! @datech diana so cute, sob @aiiishiiiteru makes my meian dreams come true @introloves jax is a fantastic writer and really really sweet but I’m too chicken to tag (edit:I was bullied into tagging >:|) @satendou : spencer is another amazing writer who i want to be like when i grow up @sugardaddykenma lin’s the sexiest shitposter on the platform pass it on @lookslikeleese weese has both dark and nsfw (eyes still on the mattsun angst, it was so fuckihdgz good) and last but definitely not least my long time homies who i adore @kinsurou converted to a hq blog ehehe v sexy @xplosiveboy (if they ever decide to fucking post <33 love you baby) and @wakaoujisenhime viki has that kiri smut for days ++late addition but very important: @sawamooora and @koiibito (lets pretend I’m not a fucking idiot and forgot |:)

And also @onefortyninecm just for the art. Do it. Dickasso of the hq fandom + Dabi

ye i do freak out over half the fandom what about it

[kazubnnys]

genshin impact characters as my lovely lovely friends~

cw: a little cursing from me bc i love these people very much-

- - -

[koaeel] // kuki shinobu

is honestly just really done with all of us.

trying his best.

is honestly either just spacing out or doesn’t care abt what’s going on.

get’s really smiley when talking about his nerdy interests.

is always busy doing something or the other but somehow always makes time for everyone and everything.

almost cried when i tried to roll on xiao banner because i promised him i would save for kazuha and it freaked him out.

[bananaboi] // childe (main)

can’t go two minutes without making a fucking deez nuts joke.

constantly talks about how much he loves men (is in his ‘im a sigma male’ phase)

we have a love-hate relationship.

actually a hidden softie tho…treasures his siblings and friends more than anything in this world.

swears he hates genshin impact but tolerates me when i rant about it (and does his research on the side so that its not a one sided convo)

[classicalquantum] // zhongli

talks like he’s writing a thesis paper.

is the oldest so is constantly assuming the role of the parent and is the only one with any braincells.

accompanies us younger ones when we go somewhere so that he can make sure we’re safe and sound.

literally my dad.

literally types essays, is always ready to offer advice, and is the smartest person i know.

taught me the bass over zoom in an hour just because i wanted to learn and then we went on to play together at a concert 💀

[pixels] // hu tao

this bitch. he’s freaking radiant in val and still plays with us, his iron friends, just because it’s ‘fun’

sarcastic mf, and honestly, his humor is somehow always on point.

has been through a lot in his past but copes with it through humor and simply not caring about it anymore.

honestly the sweetest person. was willing to stay up till 1 am with me just because i was feeling a little off.

has the weirdest humor, but it’s okay because he literally always carries the vibe…we all adore him honestly <3

is classicalquantum’s younger brother so we constantly hear them cross over each other’s calls and it’s the funniest thing.

[silvyy] // amber

literally my favorite person on this planet.

her humor is somehow always on point and her jokes are honestly so fucking funny.

willing to hear anyone out and offer them a hug… she’s so sweet it’s hard to believe she’s a real person sometimes.

have i mentioned she’s really really funny?

always wishes everyone good morning and good evening, and makes sure to check in on anyone who may not be feeling great.

so smart. she got a 103/100 on a calc test that the rest of the class averaged a 60% on.

[doesnthavediscord] // venti

he comes to school like once every week, makes a random dick joke and then disappears.

bro please come to school more often, we miss you and your british-self :((

[playsnin10do] // xiao

if you see this, are you okay? do you need a hug??

refuses to believe that we actually enjoy his presence T^T

is either fangirling over anime women or just in his emo phase.

bro we are your friends please open up to us-

cracked at arcade games.

[notsakuraa] // yae miko

their vocabulary is literally just “L + ratio”

makes fun of everyone constantly and is the cheekiest piece of shit.

cares for everyone just shows it in a really weird way…as in shows it never. sometime when we’re really down they might slide into our dms and like send a “keqing loves you” gif but that’s the max.

listens to me rant and carries me in genshin.

constantly smirking and teasing those around them…and always has a comeback for literally everything.

would sell their soul for keqing.

[blues] // albedo

she’s literally albedo irl. she loves art and is constantly sketching in her sketchbook.

flirts with people she feels close to and doesn’t usually say much unless she feels comfortable with you.

her biggest dream is to have pink skin.

can be really blunt and plays genshin with my brother when he needs help with stuff.

has a really really big heart <3

[quandaledingle] // diona

hates everyone and everything.

really sassy.

thinks being a nerd is a cool thing and tells me i can’t be one bc i haven’t taken physics.

so so mean, has no chill with her humor.

nice to us sometimes. tutored me in chem when i was struggling and though she may act like she hates us, she never denies our asks lol

me // [wei] // thoma or bennett

always confused.

has the worst luck and literally always gets baited in valorant.

my friend said “really protective and loyal” and “is somehow always there to listen to problems we have”

unintentionally funny.

[werchezdeeno]

https://www.threads.net/@chezdeeno

hhh:

Want to view posts by hhh? Click here! | reblogs | edits | art

https://archiveofourown.org/users/hh_h

Jade:

Want to see posts by Jade? Click here!

(I tag most of my reblogs with 'jadetheshinigami')

https://archiveofourown.org/users/jade_amethyst

ABOUT US

hhh:

she/her - ENFJ - gemini

I might post my art on here, might not... My posts won' t be long (normally). I also recently got into photo editing, so expect more of that! My posts will be tagged hhh and not jade.

I fangirl over random things, be it a character, animation, writing, etc. I'm the more frequent poster.

I'm in so many fandoms, so expect a variety of things. But currently im biggest in Hirano to Kagiura, project sekai, shining nikki, honkai star rail, link click, I'm in love with the villainess

Want to view posts by hhh? Click here.

Jade:

she/her - ENFJ

Hey there, I'm Jade (the saner of the two of us)! I'm not really good at describing myself, but I'll give this a try. I'm an amateur writer, who, admittedly, isn't that good at writing. I still enjoy writing, but I produce strange trash, which is why I don't post too much of my works. hhh and I do make a pretty great team, however. She rocks at creating dialogue and character interactions, and I add depth to those scenes with my descriptions. Despite not being at great writing, I do think I have a good grasp of the "technical" aspects of writing, and apply that knowledge with my strange habit of over analyzing shows and movies.

I'm an aspiring artist. I used to draw a lot, but I took a three year break from drawing and now I'm basically skilless. I'm currently on my journey trying to re-learn all of the stuff I used to know how to do.

I am in...a whole lost of fandoms. If I post about them, expect to see: Tangled, RWBY, Yuri!!! on ICE, Demon Slayer, and Percy Jackson. I still will post in other fandoms, but probably not as much as the ones I listed. I'm also a multi-shipper!

I don't post that much here, but when I do, I try to make decent posts. My post, at least compared to hhh's tend to be longer, so if that's what your looking for--I'm your girl! You won't see me around a lot, but I'm always lurking, so don't be afraid to talk to me--I don't bite!

I realize that I am rambling now, so I'll just close this off here.

(I tag most of my reblogs with 'jadetheshinigami')

[kiyoo-omi]

from my love to you

Hello moots and followers! I just want to say happy new years and heres to 2021 treating us right. I’m not too good with words tbh but here I go!

I really can't believe I'm in a position to know so many great people on here! I’m so thankful that each and everyone of you are so welcoming. Every little likes and reblogs mean so much to me as as artist. But interacting with me makes my day so much better and brings such the biggest smile on my face! I’m so grateful that you guys even bothering interacting with me. I wouldn’t have continued this blog have it not been you guys!! I appreciate it so much and it means the world to me. You guys makes me strive to me a better artist (and writer)! I want to be able to make you guys happy and I hope whatever I do on my blogs bring u guys joy as much as it does me!

I hope to be better moot for everybody (cause I’m just a little too shy to interact with you all) Thank you so much for giving me a place in this community and I love you all!

To my lovely friends!

@lavenderpisces

JEN! MRS. BOKUTO! MRS. AIZAWA! MY BABY MY LOVE MY ANGEL CAKES LIGHT OF MY LIGHT APPLE TO MY EYEE! BOKUJEN AND SHOUJEN SUPREMACY UP IN THIS THIS BITCH 🤪! Aaaahhhh bby I don't know what to say but I love you so much!!! I know I don't show my appreciation as much lately or its been a while! But you are literally a light to my life and I value our friendship so much! I remember our baby talks on here and can’t believe here we are today! I'm counting five/six years girl and I want to celebrate every new year together until we are old as hell. I love when we fangirl, I love our little movie nights, I love getting you gifts, I love daydreaming about our future together and I hope you do too??? Please know I'm literally here for you, I would fight the world and book a ticket there for you if u ever need me to too. Just say the words! Please don’t ever hesitate to hit me up if you ever need to. I hate whatever you you are experiencing that makes you sad, I wish I could be there to fight it away for you! I know this year hasn’t been too nice, but please know that I’m literally just a text or call away! You are my priority. I can't wait for the day where we can see each other one day! I love u so much!

@coralpeachcalm

MIMI! HI!! Asdfghjjkkll sorry if this is a little awkward but I'm so glad you were one of the first person I have had the pleasure to meet! I don't remember who reach out to who but I’m so glad one of us did. I remember us fangirling so much back then! Thank you for being so supportive on my art and literally anything, and I’m so glad to have found you again! Here's to 2021 treating you right! I value you so much and I love you!

@seijuroww

Hi cameron! I hope you’re doing well lately! I just wanted to say holy shit! Im so proud of you and what you’ve done an accomplished! Just seeing you’re growth and journey has been so awe-inspiring. I hope you’re happier lately and im just so happy for you! Please know I’m here for you if you ever need help! I love you so much! 

To my lovely close mooties! 

@chibishae34

Hi SHAE!! Thank you for being one of my biggest supporter back on dinnachusart and just constantly liking and reblogging my works. You don’t know how much it meant to me being a small as artist and trying to scramble for a crumb of notes (XD lol). Sorry if I don't have much words to say I'm just so thankful that you were able to see me grow as an artist and i hope you still do!! Thank you for also being my penpal and please expect something hopefully this month! Here to 2021 treating you good and spending it together!

@datech

HI DIANA!! It’s the way you have my heart! You’re so sweet and adorable, you interaction in anything can brighten up anyones day. I'm still so surprise that were moots! It blows my mind cause I really admired you and your writing and I was intimidated by you!! Now look at where we are now! I’m ur disamu art dealer asddghhjkklldd.Thank you so much for your support on my art! It really does means the world and your comments are absolutely everything. Thank you for being one of the reason I stay on here! Cheers to 2021 love you and you deserve the best!

@sanriobimbo

HI PLUMMIE! PRETTY PLUMMIE SOULMATE!!! I'm so happy and glad we were able to hit is off so well! You’re one of the person I can feel so at ease with! I love our interactions and me just joking around with you lol! Just wanted to let you know that I'm here for you! Don’t ever doubt your writing please! Its the greatest and the world to my eyes! Make sure you take breaks and don't ever force yourself to provide or write! You simple being here is the greatest thing to happen to everybody you’ve come across! You deserve the world and imma fight 2021 if it ever crosses you! Love you lots plummie!

To my mooties who I'm so thankful that you even follow and interact with me!! I be fangirling and get so happy when you do! just know I love you all and appreciate you so much! I hope to see you all grow andsucceed to the absolute best in your life! Love you lots! Cheers to 2021. 

(In no particular order! I’m sorry if I sound repetitive. I’m sorry if you don't considered us moots ill take u off if u don't wanna be on here!)

@tsumtsumland : hope you doing well! Love you lots and ahhh im so thankful for you!! I love interacting with you! thank you for being my penpal and I hope to see more of eachother! I hope 2021 can be kind to you! 🤲🏽🥺💞💞💞

@midnightweeds: hi weeds! I just wanted to say im so grateful for you! Thank you for being so generous and lending a hand when i needed it the most! Thank u for sending me sakusa pictures as well! 🥺💞

@atsumuse: hi lay! ur such a cool person and I admire u so much! I hope 2021 treats you well! I love ur writng please its the best. 🥺💞

@tsukkis-crybaby: hi felicity! ur so beautiful and thank u for our interactions togther! I love seeing you on my dash and inbox! I hope 2021 is a good year for you! kisses for you!😘

@amberalisa hi alisa!! I hope ur doing well! I really love ur suna fic and can’t wait for your other one! happy New Years and I hope this year is a good year for you!!

@hisoillusandwich: hi Mae!! 🥺💞 ur sakusa fic is one of my favs and omg the fact ur interact with me at all my heart! here to 2021 being good to u beautiful!

@prettysetterbaby: hi jj!!! *screaming* you are so beautiful and deserve the utmost best in life! I love seeing you on my dash! thank you for being such a great person and supporting my art! you are so loved and I’m wishing nothing but the best for you! 2021 better treat you right!

@bucketofforks: hi hi bof! I’m so grateful for your interactions! they bring such smiles and laughs, I hope 2021 goes good for you!

@hq-trashies: hi kaley!! love seeing u on my dash sorry if we don’t interact as much! But you are such a beautiful person! Thank u for your book recs! send more my way haha’ I hope 2021 goes well for u!!

@velvesagi: hi jem!! Love seeing u on my dash!! thank u for ur interactions they mean a lot! Here’s to 2021 being a better year for you!

@sunaswife : hi knifey! I found you through ur suna series and I really love it!! I hope 2021 is a good year for you! Thank u for even interacting with u, pretty sure I was fangirlibg! Lol

@lovingnekoma: hi artimes! thank u so much for your interactions! they really do brighten up my day! I hope to be a better mutual to you! I hope 2021 can be ur year!

@inxriyama: hi bunny! 🥺🤲🏽💞💞💞really love ur writing and really enjoy our small interactions together! Here’s to 2021 being a good year!

@kurooblesse: hi tesh! I hope ur doing well and ughhhh please ur writing!! 😩💦 🥴 gives me the hots! Here’s to 2021 being good to you!!

@kenmasbb: hi tia!!! gaawwddd ur writing!! Please give me room to breathe! I really love our interaction and I hope u doing well and happy 2021!

@rintarhue: hi Kopi!! ur smau series are the best and ur rin one is so creative!! such a great writer and I hope to see more from you! here to 2021 being a good year to you!

@shoyosun: hi Marta!!! your art is so cute and can’t wait to see more of it!! thank u for being such a sweetheart and I hope we can interact more! cheers to 2021 being a good year!

@omijime: hi nini!! your so adorable and omg thank u for interacting with me! It means a lot! I hope you Samu, and suna have such a happy 2021 together!

@dxddykeiji: hi Sammy!! I know we don’t interact as much!! but I enjoy seeing you on my dash! thank you for being my moot and I hope 2021 is the best for you!

@radiantful: hi Martha! I’m so thankful for your interactions they brighten up my day! I hope 2021 is good to you!

@ukeishin: hi Celeste! thank u for poppin in my inbox here or there! I love our little interactions and hope we can interact more! I hope 2021 will treat you right! U deserve it!

@ladyrenart: hi Lena! I love your popping in my inbox! they make me smile so much! I appreciate you so much! cheers to 2021 being good to you!

@toniiihime: hi toni!! your so beautiful and your drawings are so cute! I can’t wait to see more! Can’t wait to see you grow! 2021 is ur year!

@aiiishiiiteru: hi nona! I know we don’t interact as much but I looove ur writing!! I’m screamed when u followed back XD! Cheers to 2021 being a good year for you!

@mi-yams: ren wifey!!! I love our interactions together!! you’re so fun and cute! I hope 2021 treats u well!

@darlingoshiki: hi saint! I hope 2021 is good to you! Thank u for popping in my ask here or there and I enjoy seeing on my dash!

@helloaisabelle: hi aisy! I love ur writing!! ur national team got me 🥴🥵 thank u for your interaction and I hope we can interact more! I hope 2021 is the best for you!

@onefortyninecm : hi Danielle! I’m grateful for interactions together m! Your art is amazing!! and you deserve all the love coming your way! you’re very beautiful and I hope I can be a better moot! here’s to 2021 treating you good! 🥺💞

@picassho-18​: hi Kate!! just wanted to say thank you for your support and I love seeing you inbox abs post! Wishing 2021 the best for u!

@inarizakicafe​: hi ni! I know where new moots. But I absolutely love your writing! I hope to interact more with you if that’s okay! cheers to 2021 to be a good year for you!

@itzdaichi​: hi lovely!! I just wanted to say your so sweet and adorable! Your interaction bring so much joy to me! I hope 2021 treats you right!

@tsukkikou​: hi kou! I really love our interactions and thank you for popping in my inbox for a while! It makes me really happy and I hope your doing well!

@suhkusa​: hi hi guys! Just wanted to say I love your writing and I hope 2021 is good to the both of you!

@sunseteyes​: hi gel!! ur so beautiful and I know we don’t interact as much! but I love when we do! I hope 2021 is a good year for you!

@alto-march-of-death​: hi al!! I appreciate our interactions and thankful that you even do in the first place! I hope to be a better moot and wishing 2021 is good to you!

@churochuu​: hi chuu!! I love our first interaction together!! you're art is so cute and adorable! 2021 better treat you right!

to my lovely anons and character interactions whoever you are. you guys absolutely have my heart. im so thankful that you guys even do this for me?? i feel like i dont deserve it. you guys make my day so much and i hope 2021 treat you so good. you dont know how much you guys are appreciated by everyone! love you! 

thank you to everybody for making the remaining month of 2020 one of my best! i love you all! 

[snacc-noir]

The Idiot Effect

(Marinette the Flirt AU) 

AO3

Summary: 

It starts as a game about their mystery love interests.

“He’s really smart. I’m sure he’ll pick up on it one day.”

“Oh really?” Chat goads. “Then for them to realise, let’s see who can flirt better.”

Yeah... turns out there’s a lot more to realise.

(Or the fic where Marinette’s a ruthless flirt, Ladybug and Adrien are dense, and Plagg can’t stop laughing at everyone)

Notes: the fact that a few actually wanted this crack mess is concerning, and it seems some have brought “expectations” so i’ll kindly ask you to leave those at the door. thank you!! (and there’s more chapters coming im so sorry)

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Listen.

Marinette stuffs up but when she stuffs up it’s with class, alright? When there’s a problem, her own or not, she fixes it because that’s just what she does. She spews garbage and has the composure of a flailing eel trying to stand upright – but she’s a pillar source of entertainment for it. She’s a normal girl, with a normal life (except for the superhero thing), so excuse her for trying to be adventurous once and a while.

Adventurous, flirtatious; whatever.

She’s made it to school two minutes after waking up before and was recently (6th Grade Graduation) voted “Sweetest Classmate”, so yeah, she’s quite up there. And ever since (unwillingly) sprouting the wings of a brave superheroine she’s tried her hand at a bit of confidence, despite those continual dignity stuff ups she’s played off gracefully (the tripping happens no matter what, she can’t control that, okay?) The Guy may be the son of a famous fashion artist—that has, in fact, recognised Marinette’s talent and sent her self-esteem higher than Chat’s puns make her want to throw him—and is entirely out of her league,

But see, usually that would cease her pursuits, if not for, you know, the fact she’s an epic superhero and he’s the biggest snack she’s ever seen.  

Kindness? A literal angel? Most wholesome grace?  

A model?

As if she’s not flirting with that.  

She shivers remembering the ignorant days (half a school day) where she was under the idiocy that Adrien Agreste of all celestial beings had the tenacity to be an entitled jerk with an inheritance long enough to rival the list of times Dupain-Cheng had sliced from Chloé’s lips through the years.  

And yeah, that couldn’t have been further from the truth, but genuinely, genuinely, flaws and all, Adrien Agreste is the sweetest being she’s ever met.  

That she’s stuffed up her chances with, countless times.

But she’ll work on that.

Chat Noir knows how to flirt. He’s not too relevant – her miraculous partner in battle, black suit clad teenage girl idol, the best friend she’d kill herself and everyone she knows for – you know, the least of importance right now. But she’s got to admit, he has some good ones when she’s suited up. Only difference between him and her is that on Ladybug, it’s all fun and games with no meaning. But with Adrien,  

she’s serious.

(Most of the time. The lines are pretty eccentric.)

She loves him. It’s whatever. She doesn’t know if he loves her back but she’ll make it work. He can’t pick up a hint for his life — causing completely no progress— but the way her indications of affection propel over his halo is just a spanner in the mission to conquer his heart; a mere stain to the golden-hearted persona she adores so much; so much as a friend, too.

Because, you know,

“We’re friends,” Adrien tells his capped bro as though the suggestive nudges up the courtyard would lessen, an attempt that fails, because an arm is slung around him instead in such a buddy-buddy way he knows is saved for interrogating or persuading purposes.

“You didn’t hear what she said to you?”

How could he not.

He didn’t mind. If anything, he found it humorous. “Yeah, she’s just messing around like that.”  

“Mmmhmm… sure,” Nino says in a way that totally isn’t assuring. “I don’t even have Alya telling me we should share a locker to hide in during an akuma attack. And we’re dating.”

“That’s because Marinette’s joking around. Since we’re friends.”

“Since you’re soulmates. ”  

“Mmmhmm…” he mocks, cheek twitching, “sure.”

One-hundred percent sure, according to Marinette the next day.

It’s some chemistry lesson half the class doesn’t pay attention to because they’re overreacting (ha) to their assigned lab partners, and Adrien’s fine since he’s paired with Good Friend Marinette. And although he doesn’t like her like that – after all, Ladybug’s a thing – she seriously is lovely company without so much as an awkward fence (excluding the way she stumbles heading to the bench) to hinder their bonding (haha).  

Because, for those in the back, they’re just friends.

She’s funny and kind and all that, talented too – class rep, master of the arts, always doing things for others. Her confidence is mystifying but not unappreciated. In fact, having a crush on her would baffle him since she’s so out of his league (he says, dressing up as a cat and going after a superhero) , or at least impossible considering how much she’s definitely kidding with her flirtatious behaviour. No matter what Nino says.

The equipment clinks on the benches as his partner sets up. Distracted by Chloé whinging about Alya for a lab partner, he’s oblivious to the manner about how Marinette scoots next to him.  

“Look at us together. I bet we were paired because we have so much chemistry,” she says, out of nowhere, and yet completely expected at the same time as he turns back. “I guess we just work so well together.”

His lips tickle, but he sterns himself by moving an elbow dumbly, knocking a small beaker of water so the contents spill across a ripped page of discarded notes. Her old work fuses to the bench as the ink bleeds and they watch. “Apparently not.”

Marinette cracks a grin. “You suck.”

“You suck.”

“You—”

The lesson is a blast.

Marinette doesn’t know how someone can get any more dumb. Or is it dumber? Whatever. They’re tied for English, anyway (“The A + stands for Adrien plus Marin—” “Shut up.”). And she knows it’s not her who’s the dumb one because, you know, you need to have the supremacy of a genius to have the flirtatious skills she can dish out, possibly a degree of some kind.

Adrien’s smart, but he’s not—

He’s not there sometimes. It’s because of her absolute lack of progress (and she knows the lines are just Too Good for her to not be at fault here) that she often wonders if retreating to the long-abandoned pink-cheeked and shy character would’ve made things any more obvious.

Not that she thinks they can.  

“When we get married, I shots the left side of the bed.”

Seriously.

“You’re only getting the prime bed spot if you take the most dishwashing days,” he plays along, musing irresponsible blond tuffs with the towel Kim’s tossed him as he slinks from the locker room. “That includes Sunday morning. Saturday nights are major guest nights.”

His lacrosse game couldn’t have gone better, even if Nino and Alya were babysitting and didn’t attend. He scored most of the goals and the pride warming Marinette’s expression as she greets him is what tops the cake. He still hears Alix, Kim and Ivan chatting jubilantly of their win as the door swings behind him.

“You’ve obviously thought about this before.”

Adrien snaps the towel at her, purposefully missing, but water that’s been tipped on his head spurs from it and Marinette’s composure is quelled as the assumption of sweat drives her over.  

“You wish.”

Boy does she ever.

They break into step down the hall. Adrien pats down his arms and side-eyes her. Her blue pools of comfort are already beaming at him.

“I did that good for a marriage proposal, huh?”

“Yep!”

He does little to hinder the bashful chuckle.  

“And you touched my shoulder twice yesterday. That’s sixty-eight percent more than usual according to Max.“

“That doesn’t mean we’re married, Marinette.”  

Her lips quirk. “Totally does.”

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