#im sorry yall he did not beat that river god bless
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tried to oppose the godlike powers of a turbulent river and got myself concussed. got dragged down stream & kept getting my ass obliterated by the current and the small stones along the river bed
#book 21#scamander#xanthos#im sorry yall he did not beat that river god bless#hepheastus blasted the river with fire#to prevent achilles from dying in a way that was so unbelievably stupid#all while his ass was running away from apparent flooding#got his ass kicked stupidly#greatest hits
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