#im sorry is stupid i just couldnt get the idea out of my head

[as-i-watch]

Vax, having his own deal in another astral plane while all his friends are fighting for their lives and loosing:

[taintedcigs]

— cowboy hat rule.

pairing: cowboy!steve harrington x fem!reader

warnings: smut, p in v, MINORS DNI!!!!, pet names, praising, kinda degrading but not really, a lil argument, dom!steve, rivals to fcking, swearing, good old bj for our good boy stevie! reader has a nickname 'sunshine' bc i didn't wanna do y/n sorry:(

summary: helping out mr. harrington in his ranch was supposed to be fun, but steve harrington was an asshole. an absolute pain in your ass that teased you, and you gave him the same energy back, always. so when you unknowingly wear his cowboy hat, he decides to teach you what exactly the cowboy hat rule is. (wc: 5k+)

author's note: this is just horny babbling. i have no idea how cowboy lore works so if im wrong pls just close ur eyes i tried to research but i couldnt find shit just pls i just want cowboy steve dick. and ofc no proof-reading bc im lazy as hell. no dividers ugly aesthetic bc of tumblrs f ass not showing my shit in tags SIGH.

also PLSSS LIKE + REBLOG + COMMENT TO SUPPORT ME MWAH ILY

When you told Mr. Harrington you’d be more than happy to help around his Ranch during the summer, you didn’t expect Steve to become a problem, but you were wrong, so fucking wrong. 

A cocky cowboy who’s way too into partying and into his looks and his fluffy hair than you could ever imagine. That’s exactly how you’d describe Steve Harrington. Even though you so badly wanted to believe otherwise, wanted to disregard the rumors and the reputation that came with him. But, he made it so goddamn hard. 

All he fucking did was tease you, complain. Order you around and act like you didn’t know how to do shit. And, you didn’t, but he was supposed to be your guidance, teach you. But all he did was grumble and give you that goddamned smirk. 

Yet, you couldn’t fully hate him, there was a side of him he rarely showed you, one that cared, one that offered you rides—it was more of a mumble each night but you accepted nonetheless, one that ended up at your side whenever an asswipe bothered you at the bar, one that offered you a hand on your back when you were crying, he didn’t ask what happened, didn’t speak, just stood there, letting you spill out your guts. The two of you never spoke about these incidents, ever, because he acted like they didn’t exist, like he couldn’t bear the thought of being nice to you. 

You were so fascinated by him, even though you’d never admit it out loud. He was charismatic, outright funny, and had a heart of gold that you only peered one layer of. 

And fuck it, he was fine, annoyingly good-looking that he was a distraction to be around when you were supposed to be working, him with those sturdy denim jeans that cupped his ass perfectly, wide-brimmed cowboy hat with a creased crown, put perfectly on his head. Even though you’d much rather see his pretty hair falling on his face, run your hands through his smooth layers.

Usually, when it got as hot as it did today, he’d even take off that stupid shirt, feast your eyes with his glimmering chest, all hairy and glistening with sweat, broad shoulders as he ordered everyone around made you gulp. Like he is doing with you, right fucking now. 

“Sunshine, get back to work.” Heat travels to your cheeks quickly, and that stupid nickname rolls off his lips so bitterly, the one he always called you just because you were all nice and smiley—even when he was being an asshole to you, something that grinded his gears, you guessed it was a foreign concept to him, being nice. 

You were quick to shake off the hold he had on you, getting back on your feet as you stood your ground. “I am working! Just needed a second to breathe!” The lies rolled off your lips so simply that you wondered if he caught you staring. When he turned around to leave, you guessed he hadn’t. 

“Asshole.” The insult leaves you before you can register how close Steve still was to you. 

Turning head-spinningly fast. “What did ya say?” He spits, making you gulp physically. 

He looks out of the world stunning when he’s mad, maybe it’s a toxic trait of yours but, fuck, the way his chocolate hues turn unrecognizable, that slight quirk of his brows, and the way his muscles flex in pure anger made you rub your thighs together. 

Jesus Christ. He is getting into your head, and you hate that you think of him this way when he is so mean. 

“Nothing! I’m just saying it’s really hot out today,” you hum, the sun rays hitting your face not making it easier on the heat that flame your cheeks. 

He gives you a snort, all mocking once he takes a step closer, making you feel hotter if that is possible. “Well that’s what happens in the summer, darlin’”

Hand on the wall he tilts his head slightly, all with sass that has you rolling your eyes. “Or did you expect the weather to give Miss Sunshine some sorta special treatment?”

You roll your eyes, an act you always did that makes Steve’s jaw clench. “Oh, come on Steve! It’s really, really, hot, and the sun is all on my face!”

“Boo-hoo, princess,” he mocks, tipping his hat, almost as if to tease you further.

You scoff, getting closer to him. “Easy for you to just stand around in that big hat!” With a narrowed gaze, you cross your arms against your chest, like a brat, another trait that annoyed Steve even further.

Then, you beam again, and Steve knows no matter how much you hate it, Sunshine is absolutely the nickname you deserve, eyes glistening with happiness that it annoyingly even brings a glint to his pretty amber hues. His gaze unintentionally droops down to tour lips, so plushy and soft looking when it curls into that pretty smile that Steve wants to kiss you all over. 

“Oh! Do you mind if I?” You ask all giggly, pointing toward his wide-brimmed hat, hand teasingly standing above his head. 

He scoffs as if you had just asked him the most insulting question ever. “Not a chance,” he spits, now he crosses his arms in front of his chest, eyeing you with a dark glint in his eyes, one you couldn’t decide was full of annoyance or just pure desire. 

“Mhmmm… okay,” you hum, feigning innocence for a second, before snatching it off his head with another hearty giggle.

Oh, what he would do to hear that on a loop, admire the way your lips stretched into the prettiest grin, brows quirked.

“Sunshine!” He chides, much rougher than he intends to, but you don’t pay attention to him when you place the hat carefully on your head, smoothing your hair.

You shrug, looking up at him with those doe eyes that have him melting, everytime, without fail. “Admit it, looks better on me.” You shrug, expecting him to agree.

Instead, he just offers you a deep sigh of breath, eyes almost widening when he realises what you just did. “Do you even—”

He huffs, hiding the obvious pink shade thats starting to color his cheeks, you really had no idea the hold you had on him, did you? “God, you city girls have no idea about anything, huh?”

Your brows furrow. “What?” 

“Cowboy hat rule?” He asks with a tilt of his head, a low chuckle rumbling in his chest.

A teasing smile curves on your plushy lips as you push for more information. “What’s that?”

“Just give me the hat back,” he insists, attempting to mask the warmth that crept into his tone.

With a shake of your head, your defiance only grows, a glint of mischief dancing in your gaze. “Not until you tell me the rules.” 

“Sunshine,” he warns, voice so grumbly that heat travels all over your body quicker than the sun burning you. 

“Steve?” You hum with a flirty gaze, so teasing that Steve wants to fuck you right then and there, until he teaches you proper manners, until he shows you not to be a total fucking brat and not to roll your eyes at him, until he shows you that you’re his. 

But, of course, he settles on a low grumble of, “You’re annoying.”

“You used to be more creative with the insults, Harrington.” Another teasing remark, and Steve rolls his tongue inside of his mouth. 

With a smirk, he takes another step toward you, when your back hit the walls of the barn, only then you realise, he has you cornered. “You wanna know the cowboy hat rule, princess?” He asks all smugly.

Gaze meaner than he is, chest almost pressed against yours, voice so low that all you can do is slightly nod. 

Your breath gets hitched in your throat when his face is mere inches away from yours, hot breath fanning against your cheeks, skin heating on the impact, that brattiness you wear as a mask quick to slip off when he’s all demanding. “You wear the hat, you ride the cowboy.” His tone is almost a growl, pupils blown wide, making you gulp, physically.

“What?” You blink, unsure of what he’s actually asking. Excitement jumping around in your tummy. 

“You heard me. Wanna take me for a ride, Sunshine?” He is so goddamn close that you are sure he can hear the annoying tumble your heart does at the weight of what his words hold. 

It makes you pause, gaze sticking on his, sometimes slipping away to his soft lips, almost to signal him of something, but all you can do is try to hide the embarrassment that burns your cheeks. 

“Didn’t think so,” he scoffs, backing away just slightly. 

His cowboy hat is too big on your head, tipping low over your eyes, possibly hiding your nervousness as you mutter, “What if I do?”

With a smooth motion, he flips it off from your head, holding it with his palm, away from you. “Get back to work, Sunshine.”

“I’m serious—”

“So am I, those horses ain’t gonna straddle their strap themselves, off. to. work,” he hisses, turning to leave.

You huff, heat still burning off your cheeks, more embarrassed than annoyed, yet you still don’t have it in yourself to let it go, you can’t let him have this. Win this.

Quick to snatch the hat back, “So the hat rule is, wear the cowboy hat, ride the cowboy, huh?” You mumble behind him, your voice failing you, yet you appear to be giggly, and Steve heaves a deep sigh of breath, before fully turning to you.

He halts a bit when he sees you once again, in his hat, tipped low, that stupidly addicting smirk gracing your slightly-open lips, hand on your hips, and all he wants to do is fuck you till you lose that attitude of yours. 

“Stop,” he warns, taking a step closer to you but with a shake of your head you back away, and he sighs, loud and annoyed. 

“Gimme that, sunshine!”

“Nuh-uh.” All teasing and bratty, and grating on Steve’s last nerve. You know this, yet you wanna keep pushing him, further and further, until he snaps, until he can’t take it anymore. You have no reason to do this, you’re supposed to hate him, think of him as an annoying asshole.

But the two of you are finally tethering on that line, the line between purely teasing each other out of spite, to teasing each other out of flirting, you know that, and you don’t wanna take a step back. “Prove it.”

You are all up in his face, and all he can do his roll his eyes, cheeks beetle red, frustration worn on his face. “Knock it off.”

You tut gently, crossing your arms in front of your chest. “Not until you—” Your words are interrupted quickly when he snatches up the hat from your head in annoyance, making you gasp when he discarded it easily.

“Get back to work!” His voice raises, and it makes you take a deep breath.

Shit, did you fuck this up?

“What?” You question, entire body feeling dizzy. He takes a step closer.

“You heard me.”

Another step closer, his breaths come out in short gasps, frustration taking over him. “Get back to fuckin’ work, before I can’t stop myself.”

He is close. Too fucking close, and you can’t help the way your gaze droops down to his soft lips, slightly parted open, downturned from frustration. God, you realize how hot he is when he is angry, once again. “F—from what?”

He hesitates, before licking his lips. This is it. He wants, no, he desperately needs you. Needs to put you to your place. Teach you what happens to bratty girls like you. Show you what exactly the stupid rule is. “From fucking you in this goddamn barn.”

You release the breath you’ve been holding back, feeling small, so small under his gaze. Mouth hanging open, and all you want is him to pin you against the wall, have you screaming out his name. “From making sure I show you how the goddamn cowboy hat rule works.”

Your back is plastered against the wall, his hands are by your side, you are caged beneath him, chest rising in anticipation. “Is that what you want, honey, think you can handle all of that?” He’s so smug, and you don’t know what overtakes you when he’s all in control like this, you wanna obey him, make him happy, proud, so you bite back on your insults.

His smirk is dangerously alluring, and you’re under his spell. 

“Please,” you beg, heat finds your cheeks again, you hate the hold he has on you.

He barks out a chuckle, so mean, yet as equally hot. “Please, what? Speak up,” he spits, rolling his tongue inside of the roof of his mouth, lips wearing a smirk.

“Ruin me,” your voice is small, meek, yet it makes him groan. 

You’re such a good girl for him, and he wants nothing more than to ruin you. Fully. Completely. Ruin you for every other man. 

His head ducks down to your neck, leaving a sloppy kiss before leaning into your ear, his breath hot on your neck, leaving goosebumps in its wake. “Goddamit darlin’, you gonna be the death of me, huh?”

You don’t—you can’t answer, you’re speechless, rubbing your thighs together desperately, seeking some friction, a touch, anything. 

He levels with you again, dangerous gaze on your lips, fingertips brushing against your cheeks teasingly “You know what I always wanted to do, sunshine?” He coarses lowly. 

“W—what?” You ask with a gulp, lips twitching with need. 

He gives you another grin, that asshole. The pad of his thumb slowly caressing your lips now, making you shiver with hunger. “Always wanted to put you to your place, you and that damn smart mouth, always runnin’ it for no good reason. I’d give you a good reason for those pretty lips, huh? Use it the way I wanna use it, fill it the way I wanna feel it,” he grunts like he said the most normal thing, yet you’re already squirming, wanting to open your lips, take his fingers in your mouth and suck on them, show him how much of a good girl you can be for him.

He has you on such a hold already, and you can’t complain. For someone who seemed to be annoyed—hell, even hated him a few minutes ago, you feel crazy, batshit insane, all you want is him.  

His fingertips play with your lips all teasingly, pupils blown wide, the other hand caresses your hair so possessively that you melt into his touch. “You gonna be good for me sweet thing?”

He doesn’t have to ask you twice. “Y—yes, sir.”

Sir. 

Godfuckingdammit. You don’t know the hold you have on him, do you?

He bites back on the moan that rumbles in his throat, instead settling on a, “Good girl.” Your puppy dog eyes glint at the praise, and he makes a mental note of it. . 

“Get on your knees f’me, darlin’,” he grumbles, and you’re quick to obey, not minding the uncomfortable feeling of the wooden floors scraping your knees, or the fact that anyone might’ve walked in, the door was locked, and there was probably no one around yet Mr. Harrington might’ve returned to the ranch at any moment. But he made you feel safe, somehow. 

You look up at him with those doe-eyes again, making him suck in a breath before he unbuttons his jeans and pushes them off his hips, boxers so tight around his hard cock that he grunts involuntarily.  

Your eyes go wide the second his erection springs free, almost hitting the tip of your nose, red, angry and leaking with pre-cum, he lets out a chuckle at your expression before grabbing the base of his cock. 

Same eyes, looking up at him all hungrily, Steve feels the way blood rushes quickly to his cock, making him harder if that's even possible, with a groan he runs the leaking tip across your lips. “Open up.”

Your hand replaces his quickly, and he runs his fingers through several strands of your hair, teaching you how exactly he wants you. 

You open your mouth wide, just like he likes it, tongue giving his slit kitten licks, moaning at the taste of his salty pre-cum, wrapping your plushy lips around his thick head, and sucking the life out of him, determined, and feigning innocence with the soft gaze you held. 

Head thrown back, heavy boots planted on the harsh ground, he lets out a low groan, stroking your hair all softly. “Look at you s’pretty like this for me.”

His hand wraps tighter around your hair, pushing you onto him, making sure you gag a little and that only spurs you on, making you whine around his cock, the sound reverberating through his chest. “Cat got your tongue, darlin’?” He chuckles all meanly. 

“God, do you have any idea how many times I wanted to shut up that bratty mouth like this?” He asks with grunts leaving his open mouth, hand working harshly around your head, mouth feeling like heaven the more you bob around his thick length, struggling to take all of him. 

“Those pretty lips are—mmpf, shit—better stuffed with my cock than being a spoiled lil’ city girl runnin’ her mouth, ain’t that right, baby?” You nod meekly, angelic eyes seeking for his validation before you flatten your tongue around the sensitive part of his tip, struggling to take all of him in your mouth. Earning guttural moans, eyes squeezed shut as he feels your soft lips wrapped around him again.

“Fuck, sweet thing.” You can feel his filthy grunts straight in your core, all low and lewd that you almost moan around him again, he puts one hand on the wall, helping himself to better move in and out of your throat. 

He knows if you keep this up, he’ll cum right and there, and fuck, he needs that. But he needs to be inside of you more. 

You keep up your stroking, now adjusting yourself properly to start licking and sucking on his balls. “Sunshine, you need to s—stop,” the words barely leave his lips, he so doesn’t want you to stop. But, he needs to cum inside of you. 

Yet, you don’t listen to him as your movement speeds up, determined to feel his load warming your throat, make him proud, and your mouth bobs harder around his length, making him growl at you harshly. “Sunshine,” he warns, pulling you by your hair. 

You’re quick to take a deep breath of air once he pulls you off, looking up at him with the perfect innocent eyes, your lips wearing the prettiest pout. “Was that not good for you, Stevie?” 

Stevie. That nickname makes his head spin faster, all he wants to do is fuck you against those stupid rustic walls, have you screaming out for him, the whole ranch filled with your filthy noises, no one was around anyway.

“You kiddin’, sweetheart?” He gives you a chuckle, wrapping his hands around your jaw, pulling you off the floor. 

“You were fuckin’ amazing,” he hums, leaning down to kiss you, tasing the salty semen on your tongue. 

His hands are quick to travel along to your waist, fingertips finding their way onto your panties rather quickly, earning a gasp out of you. “Need to be in here first, honey.”

You nod, so quickly that you can feel him grinning into the kiss, his hands are everywhere, yours are more or less the same, quick to get rid of his top, to feel his toned chest in your soft hands, your top is sprawled right next to his, revealing your pink and gold bra at him, breasts peeking out just enough to have him groan, big hands quick to get rid of them. 

He has you caged against the amber walls, back hitting the rough material, making you hiss. Your skin heats at the impact, it’s filthy, lewd, and so public, but none of you even care enough to break the kiss. He settles between your thighs, his pants drooped to his ankles, hands rubbing across your skin, leaving goosebumps in its wake.

The sight of you so easily submitting to him, makes his cock grow harder than he thought was possible, looking so ethereal that Steve forgets all about everything else. “Sunshine,” he breathes, hands fiddling with the hem of your panties. 

“Mhmm,” is all you can muster, legs slightly open for him, and he almost feels possessive over you, it’s entirely stupid, but he looks so fucking alluring with those dark chestnut eyes, layered hair a mess, and cock weeping entirely with the thought of you. 

His thumb runs over the seam of your pussy, just a glimpse of how his fingers are going to ruin you, and you pulse and clench against him already. Wet. Drenched. And all ready to take him. “You’re soaked,” he groans.

Leaning further into your ear, “is that all for me, honey?” he rasps, desperate, needing your confirmation. 

Heat grows in your cheeks faster than a scorching day in July, and he grins, again, all cocky and proud. “Yes,” you admit meekly, and Steve’s quick to kiss your worries away. 

“God, you’re so fuckin’ pretty like this,” he growls, swirling your wetness up and around your slit, almost toying with you, having you desperately mewl for him. 

He can’t put his finger on it, what it is that draws him this much into you, but he’s hooked, so goddamn obsessed that he feels like an idiot, for being this much of an asshole, for acting like a grade school boy who’s pulling the pigtails of his crush. Like a stupid cliche. 

“Stevie.” That nickname, again. Godfuckingdammit, Steve thinks. You have him so wrapped around your finger, it’s like a prayer, and he’s sure you’re not aware of it. And it drives him even crazier. “Please.”

“Talk to me.” His voice is low, lips now nipping at your neck, suckling, giving you all the marks you need. 

“I need you,” you hum, eyes squeezed shut, desperate. His finger discard your panties and slide easily inside of you, your back is fully dipped into the well-worn walls with how good he feels, his thick fingers making their way in and out of your soppy cunt, whines leave your lips faster than you can comprehend. 

“Ruin me, Steve, fully, completely.” You don’t know how those words leave past your lush lips, but your thighs ache with need, cunt throbbing for him and him only. 

His eyes widen quickly, pure hunger quick to fill his veins, mouth hanging open, curses leaving his lips at how forward you are being. “Show me the cowboy hat rule, sir.” 

Steve all but groans, mouth harshly on yours again, chests pressed together and you can feel how hard he truly is, rock stiff, and aching to be inside of you. The sheer size of how he feels against your thighs almost makes your eyes bulge again. 

His fingers stop moving in and out of you, before you can whine, he spins you around so fast that you gasp loudly, hands immediately plastered on the wall, pleasure and excitement fills your tummy, but the fact that he’s seeing you all vulnerable like this is embarrassing enough that you try to close your legs. 

He’s quick to stop you with a grin, rough hands landing on the back of your thighs, spreading them open while tutting you. “Nuh-uh. Don’t get all shy now, princess. Spread them open f’me.” You spread them a little, cunt throbbing with how close his fingers are. 

He groans again once he fully gets a view of you like this, face down, ass up, your pussy slicked with your juices, at his mercy. “‘M gonna ruin you, honey, don’t you worry.” A dark chuckle barks out from his chest, sending chills down your spine, almost making you whine. 

Fuck. 

His hands are rough when he has you by your waist, bruising almost. Lining his cock in front of your slick core, he swipes the head of his reddened tip inside of you with one forceful thrust. Your plushy lips open slightly, stealing your breath away as you try to adjust to his size.

Shit, shit, shit, he feels even better than you fucking expected.

His cock splits you open, filling every goddamn inch of you. You don’t know how many times you thought this, but, shit, he’s as big as the gossip in this small town says he is. 

His thrusts are slow, grunts so loud and heavenly that it spurs you on more and more. His weight on you, the bruising hold. You feel him everywhere. On your back, hips, and fucking inside of you.

“F-fucking, fuck!” he growls, leaving nibbles all over your shoulder and back, even with the fact that this was Steve, and he was rough and filthy, it was wildly intimate, so wildly intimate that you could feel your heart pounding inside of your chest. 

“How are you this fuckin’ tight, s-sweetheart?” One of his hands travel up to your neck, roughly holding you down, hips slamming into you with such force that you cry out.

He watches the way his girthy cock disappears in and out of you, wetting himself with your juices, filling every inch of you. “Doin’ s’good for me, princess.” His praises are heavenly, making your chest swell with pride.

He moves inside of your soppy cunt with short thrusts. Completely bottomed out, thrusting against the same sensitive spot every time as his balls, heavy with cum grind against your clit, with each movement, making you cry out his name, babbles leaving your mouth. “Yeah, you like this don’t ya? Want me to ruin this slutty pussy, huh? Ruin it for every other men?”

You nod all dumbly, yet, it isn’t enough for him. He wants to hear you, have you scream it out. “Say it, sweet thing, fuckin’ say it,” he groans, coarse voice making tingles appear everywhere on your skin. 

“I-I love it, Stevie, want you to ruin me for everyone else, mmpf,” you moan all fucked out, eyes rolled all the way back to your head, hips desperately grinding against him for some more friction. 

He picks up his pace, fucking into you with reckless abandon.“F-fuck doll, won’t last if you keep runnin’ that dirty mouth.” 

But his words just encourage you to keep going, gasps coming out in short breaths as you manage to drive him crazier. “All yours, sir, all yours.” 

He grunts at that, one of his arms snaking around and under your hips to find a better angle, lifting you up so that he can fuck his cock deeper into you, make you feel how fucking big he really is. “That’s right, baby, it’s all fuckin’ mine.”

Hot tears spill down your cheeks, entire body burning with it. The slick sounds of his hips driving into you, your moans, his low groans are all that fill the room. So fucking filthy, and you can feel yourself clenching around him. 

It’s all too much; his hands everywhere, the lewd noises he makes, how deep his girthy cock is bottomed out inside of you, making you feel every ridge. It’s fucking perfect, and you desperately need to cum. 

And of fucking course, Steve can feel your pussy gripping him, so tight that he knows he’s gonna cum right after you do. “Gonna cum f’me, huh? Such a good girl,” he praises, again, knowing the effect it has on you and all you can do is gasp and weakly nod. 

One of his thumbs quickly finds your clit, making your pussy throb around him in pure ecstasy, all the overstimulation enough to have you crying like a bitch in heat. “Give it to me, angel,” he murmurs, pressing open-mouthed kisses everywhere on your skin.   

His movements pick up, padded thumb rubbing circles around your clit, the other hand landing on your nipples, twisting them while pumping into you, it’s all too much that it makes you sob and beg for him. 

“Cream my cock, let me ruin you completely, darlin’” It’s all the confirmation you need as your orgasm builds and washes through you, body exploding with pleasure, spreading through your skin as you scream out his name. 

Your pussy squeezes and pulses around his cock, and he fucking knows, he won’t last, not in the slightest. “S-shit, sweet thing, gonna make me cum with all those filthy noises.” 

“Want that, honey, hmm? Wanna be filled with my cum? Show everybody in this town who owns ya? Owns this tight lil’ cunt?” He feels it, that pure hunger for you over taking him, coarse voice, dark eyes, like a man possessed. His fingers dig further into your skin as he desperately chases his orgasm, enjoying the sloppy sounds your pussy makes as he drives into you.

“P-please, Stevie, n-need your cum,” you weakly hum. And it fucking breaks him. Hips losing all rhythm when he spills his warm load into you, twitching inside of you once he pumps you full of his cum. 

“Jesus fucking Christ, Sunshine,” he breathes, collapsing on your back, both of you trying to come down from the high. He slips free of you slowly, his cum dripping down your thighs, making him grin proudly. 

“S-steve,” you weakly murmur, collapsing in his arms. He holds you down, slight kisses left on your back, delicate in a way you have never seen him before. Yet, the two of you don’t mention it, “let me take you home,” he mutters, a gentle hold on you that makes you feel warm.

“N-no.”

“No?” Intrigued, his breath gets caught in his throat, the look you give him is so sultry that the blood rushes to his cock in an instant again. Fucking fuck, what have you done to him.

“We still haven’t followed the rules,” you purr sweetly, causing him to raise his brows in excitement, tempting him further and further. 

“The rule was wear the hat, ride the cowboy, wasn’t it?” You question with a slight grin, eyes lulled, still fucked out. 

Your fingertips gently grazed against his chest, hairy and slicked with sweat, his sudden dominance fading when you were so quick to switch from begging to cum underneath him to gaining that flirty, giddy personality again. Already leaving him a mess. “Y-yeah,” he murmured, watching you hungrily, his cock already weeping again. 

“Then, sit down and lemme take care of you, cowboy,” you ordered again, shuddering breaths leaving him in an instant.   

Now you were going to ruin him.

Fully.

Completely.

And Steve couldn’t be more infatuated. You were truly his demise.   

[beefboyandbabygirl]

if you’re requests are open i saw a tweet abt this couple on a date and when they kissed, his apple watch started beeping bc of an abnormal heart rate and i just couldnt help but think of vernon getting all awkward and red and shy,,,,, like he wants to play it cool in front of you but in reality he’s been pining for nearly a year and is nearly shitting his pants bc he finally got you JWDDKLZDOEKDIDK

this is so cute and hilarious i cant

Heart-b-b-beat

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pairing: vernon x reader

genre: fluff, suggestive, established ish relationship (like its a relatively new relationship okay u get it)

warnings: kissing, implications and thoughts of sex so MDNI!!! (even tho its very subtle idk im just being safe), uhh very detailed descriptions of being in love? plz lmk if theres more this feels strangely short lol

quotes from beefboy: "hes such a LITTLE CUTIEPIE", "maybe i can write vernon i just have to copy ur style" (that one made me proud)

wordcount: 708

I have no fucking idea what to do.

That was what Vernon thought to himself. Every. Single. Day. Every single day since you started dating. 

He was happy, of course. That was the problem. He was so indescribably, extraordinarily, pathetically happy and in love with you that the nerve endings going from his brain to his body had begun to malfunction on a daily basis. The feeling was bittersweet. On one hand he had never felt better in his life, and on the other he was fully panicking because he wanted so bad to show you and tell you how incredible it felt to be yours. 

“Vernon? Vernon.”

He blinked a couple of times before his eyes landed on you. 

God. You. 

His hands were doing something weird, and he was all of the sudden too aware of his posture and did his hair look okay? Did you think he was annoying? Maybe you thought he was thinking perverted thoughts, and it wasn’t like that would be the first time, but you couldn't know that! 

“Yes, sorry. Hi. I'm here."

That was so fucking lame. 

You giggled. “It’s okay. What were you spacing out about?” 

Your grabbed the straw in your drink to take a sip. If you gave him that look while having your lips wrapped around that stupid paper tube for one more second, he was going to pass out. 

“Oh, uh- Uh, nothing.” 

For a moment too long he forgot about looking back at your eyes after having ogled at your lips (beautiful, plump, lipglossed  lips-), so he tried to be casual about it and flick his gaze towards the table behind you, or the waiter passing by. 

Smooth as hell. 

“My eyes are up here, you know.” 

Nevermind.

“Sorry, I was just- Sorry, I swear I'm paying attention now.”

And he was. Oh, how he was paying attention. He was paying attention to your melodious laugh, and the cute way your nose scrunched up, and your hand raising to rest under your chin. Then you made eye contact with him. Deep eye contact. He could’ve sworn nobody had ever looked this deep into his eyes. He felt very naked under your gaze. 

Not that he minded that. 

“You can kiss me, you know?”

The restaurant suddenly felt all swirly and trippy, like the funhouse at an amusement park. He mentally replayed your words in slow motion to be sure he wasn’t just hearing what he wanted to hear. This was what he had needed. A push. A sign. And you had given it to him, so casually like you were asking if he could pass you the salt, and he finally felt like he could function properly. 

“Do you want me to?” 

Yes. That was so confident and hot. 

Your answer was a simple nod, followed by a stern yes, and admittedly your demanding tone was doing things to his body as his lips met yours. If he was happy before, he had no idea what this feeling was. He couldn’t even imagine a word for it existing. It was a buzz flowing all the way from the tips of his toes, to the crown of his head. It was a bright glowing warmth radiating from his heart to the surface of his skin, and your skin was equally bright and beaming and it felt like he was melting into you. The table was spinning, all sounds of clinking glasses and strangers chatting were muted, and it was just you and him. Just you and him, in a little empty, undisclosed pocket in time and space. 

“What was that?”

Apparently his body was still in shut-down mode because he hadn’t felt his Apple Watch vibrating and going off on his wrist in the middle of the best kiss ever. 

‘High Heart Rate

Your heart rate rose to above 120 bpm, while you seemed to be-’

A teasing smile crept up on your face, only centimeters away, as Vernons eyes left the text on the screen. 

“You wanna leave?” 

“What? No I’m fine, my watch was just alerting me-”

“I'm not talking about your watch, babe. I'm asking. Do you wanna leave?” 

Oh.

Oh…

Vernon had never left a chair that fast in his life.

[sturniolo04]

Boyfriend's Brother M.S. & C.S.

Bf!Chris x Gf!Fem!Reader x fwb!Matt

A/N: If you don't like the preadded name in my stories, you can either add your own name or not read it; it's up to you :)

Emmy's POV: it has been about a month, we hardly even remember what had happened a month ago although there is still some lingering tension from the situation i can tell. I had just finished my media class this afternoon and i promised Madi, jacob and Chris we would go the study area or place to hang out for a minute

Madi: hey lovely

Emmy; hi how was your last class

she asks as i sit down next to her on the lounging chairs

Madi: it was great

Jacob; whats up Em

Emmy; nothing much Jacob

she states as she sees Nick, Nicole and Matt a table a few feet away

Madi: do you want to go somewhere else

Emmy: no its fine in fact i am going to get more comfortable

Madi: huh

she replies quickly as Emmy gets up and sits on Chris' lap

Madi; oh okay i see

Matt's POV: this past month has been hell i dont understand why my friend group cant see that this ruined our group more than it would have if me and Emmy got together that day

Nicole; Matt.. what are you looking at

Matt: nothing its nothing

i say shaking it off as pay attention to the needy girl beside me

Nick: you guys want to go to a halloween party tonight for halloween

Matt; i mean why not

Nicole; yeah of course that would be fun

Matt: yeah...

Over with Emmy

Emmy's POV: attempting to even focus on the music homework i have to complete this degree i found myself still looking at Matt in the slightest

Madi: hey we can go somewhere else em its okay

she states noticing what she was looking at

Emmy: no no its fine

she says gripping Chrs' arm that were wrapped around her

Madi: hey guys theres this stupid party do yall want to go..

Jacob; that wouldnt be a bad idea considering its halloween

Chris: Em you want to

Emmy: yeah why not

we finished up studying at the hang out space and headed back to the dorm room as i head into my room to figure out what i was even going to wear for this party as Madi walked in

Madi: ughh i have no idea what i want to be

Emmy; im sure you will figure it out Madi ask Jacob

Madi: truee.. what are you going to be

Emmy: cheerleader because why not Matt and i said thats what we were going to be as friends before this happened so ig why not

Madi: does Chris know this

Emmy; of course he does i really didnt want to figure any thing else out honestly

i replied as i recieved a notifcation from ...

Madi; who was it from

Emmy: Matt

she sighs out setting the phone down looking down

Madi: you miss him dont you

Emmy: i mean yeah i do he's perfect honestly

Madi: yeah.. what about Chris

Emmy: i dont know

Madi: just listen to your heart love

she states as she leaves the room

i couldnt help but just sigh and bawl my eyes out

Emmy: why is this so diffcult for me ughh

Madi: Emmy b

she annouces coming back in the room

Madi: we are leaving in ten yeah

Emmy: okayy

she trails off getting up and putting her costume on thinking about her decision and what her heart wants. Her thoughts were interupted when

Chris; hey

he states coming in her room

Emmy: hi

Chris: you okay

he asks closing the door behind him

Emmy: yeah i need to talk to you

she states motioning for him to sit next to her

Emmy; Chris i-i like you i really do i just

she trails off

Emmy: but i cant deny what my heart wants 

she trails off again almost in tears as he sighs at her response

Emmy; and i am sorry if i hurt you i just-

she gets interrupted by Chris kissing her forehead resting his forehead on hers  and resting his hands on the sides of her face

Chris: its okay i get it i do 

Emmy; what about you

she states worried grabbing his hands on the sides of her face giving him some assurance at her statement

Chris; hey i will be okay i promise

Emmy: ok

she answer as he kisses her forehead one more time getting up and leaving.

In Matt room

Matt; Nicole sit down i want to talk to you

Nicole: okay Matt

Matt: i dont want to be your boyfriend anymore okay

Nicole: Matt..

Matt; my heart is simply just somwhere else and i cant deny that

Nicole:....

Matt: and i am sorry if that hurts you but it is hurting me not telling you the truth im sorry

Nicole: okay.. Matt i guess this isnt meant to be umm

Matt; you will find someone that will treat you way better than i did i promise

Nicole; thanks Matt

Matt's POV: i confessed and broke up with Nicole and now

Emmy; Matt..

she exclaims opening the door

Matt: hi..

Emmy: hi..

Matt: so i dont even know why i came but um i wanted to let you know Nicole and i broke up uh

Emmy:....

Emmy's POV: matt just kept rambling on and on until i finally heard him say that one he broke up with Nicole and two that he wants to be with me. so i pull him in and kiss him

Matt: oh my god youre so pretty

Emmy: thank you

she states grabbing his hand and pulling him into the dorm room. we continued to make out all the way into the front room landing on the couch

Madi: MATT

Emmy: Shit..

She mumbles pulling away from matt

Matt: hi..

Emmy; Madi before you say anything he br-

Madi: are you together now or..

Emmy: i mean

Matt; yeah we are

Madi: holy shit i am so happy for you Em

she squeals coming over to hug them both

Madi: yay okay but for real get ready we have to take insta picss

Emmy: okay okay im going

she says getting up grabbing matt's hand taking him in her room closing the door behind her bringing matt once again to her lips. the make out for few before he starts trailing down her neck as she giggles at the sudden action

Emmy: matttt i have to get ready now

she states pushing him off of her walking into the bathroom putting on her costume

Matt: come on

he say flopping her nicely made bed as her sits there for a few sitting up as she walks back in the room in her cheerleader costume

Emmy; look now we match

Matt: you are hot

Emmy: yeah you told me that already lets go get up insta pics

she exclaims pushing him out the door

Madi: im taking photos Emmy Matt yall ready

Emmy; sure

@itzemmy

itzemmy: My Lover @mattsturniolo

@mattsturniolo

mattsturniolo: loml @itzemmy

and the night was perfect!

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Purely A Coincidence

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Pairing; Prince!Wilbur x GN!reader

Words; 0.9k (Incredibly short)

About; After being sent away by your mother, abruptly might I add, to a whole new kingdom; a new life, as a physician's apprentice, you run into a complete asshole.

Warning(s); Swearing, One mention of the word bruise, Reader has magic (not the cringey type, no offense, the BBC Merlin type :>), Spoiler alert; Wilbur's the asshole, not proof read :D

A/N; I really dont know what Im doing but I just got this idea to write sort of fic based off of BBC Merlin because Im over here stuffing my face full of ice cream after its ending.. So here you go..

"Come on. That's enough, my friend" you forced a polite smile to the brunette standing infront of you, who was partly confused.

You had been on a supply errand for your uncle Phil, best known as the court physician among L'manberg and the outskirts of the kingdom when you saw a group of people picking on who seemed to be a commoner and, with that information, you could peice together that these 'know-it-all's were, most likely, royals. Especially the one who seemed to be the found leader of this group; an unfathomably tall, lanky-limbed brunnete who was now staring you down. And if looks could kill, you've died the moment you stepped into this kingdom.

"Im sorry, do I know you ?" he asked, eyes squinted yet a lone brow raised.. You chuckled, albeit nervously, with a shake of your head..

"Er- sorry" you offered him your name and a friendly handshake, but the way he delivered his question slightly ticked you off.

"And you're meaning to say that I dont know you ?" he asked with a condescending tone seeping through his words, crossing his arms over his chest and fully turning his figure towards you, your hand just raised there awkwardly until you retract it towards you with a sharp nod to yourself..

"Yeah" you answered, partly confirming your suspicion about him being completely pretentious.

"And yet you called me 'friend' ?" he asked with a sarcastic smile. You mirrored his expression with squinted eyes. Oh, he was definitely full of himself.

"Apologies, that was my mistake" you grinned passive aggressively, you fingertips twitching..

"Very much so" he stood with his hand on the hilt of his sheathed sword, simply resting there and not yet sending any warnings, despite being in civil clothing and not requiring a sword to complete the attire.

"Of course, I've never had a friend who could possibly be such an ass" you spit, still maintaining the 'try me, asshole' expression with a forced smile. Your fingers couldnt help but be clenched into fists, willing yourself not to stir up any trouble infront of the whole of L'manberg atleast for the sake of your uncle. Your mother just sent you here and you cant exactly go back to her after not even a week, not when she was worried about your safety there. Deep breaths, and get out.

"Nor I, one who could be so stupid" he retorted, stopping you in your tracks with just his words.

"Kindly tell me," he paused to mockingly say your name, dragging out the last syllable.

"- do you know how to beg for forgiveness ?" he smirked, amused at your boldness, yet possibly pissed off.

"No" you turned on your heel slowly, replying with the same passive aggression, sending him a levelling look. The air was thick, neither of you willing to apologize or back down.

"Would you like me to lend you a hand with that" he asked sarcastically, to which you chuckled.

"Oh I genuinely wouldnt go further down this path if I were you" you breathily replied, still catching your breath. You force your legs to take yourself away from there, just for him to stop you as the brunnete laughed. He let go of the grip on the hilt of the sword and extended it outwards, challenging..

"Or what ? You going to try something ?" he smirked, mocking you with his outstreched hands. Walk away, walk away now or you're in more trouble than just a few bruises when you get back to physician quarters.

"Come on, what is it that you said you were going to do to me ? Go on, take a shot" he taunted, his curls standing atop his nose in a more patronizing way, as you could feel all eyes on you.

"Come on now," pause.

"Come on," another pause.

"Come ooon" in a blur, you swung at his jaw with precision you didnt know you had before you found yourself, arms pinned to your back and his voice right beside your ear despite the height difference. The crowed jeered as you felt yourself spiraling down your train of thoughts. The only outcome ? You definitely getting sent back to Willowdale by your uncle.

"My felicitations, to the jail for that" you couldnt even tell if he was boasting, just that he was too goddamn loud, as if he was announcing it.

"And what-" you struggled against his grip as it only tightened..

"-do you think you are, king ?" you pushed back against his makeshift restraints. For a pretty lanky looking guy, his grip could almost hold back a herd of elephants, if need be.

"Well, not exactly. Guess we havent met, have we ? I'm Wilbur, Prince Wilbur to put it shortly" he spat through gritted teeth before kicking the back of your knee, resulting in you falling to the ground, still baffled. It certainly would've been nice to know that he was not just a royal and that he was the prince of L'manberg. Well, in short, fuck.

[sillyyywrites]

yaayyy writing,, heh,,, GRAAHHHHGG (i wrote this from 1am-2am)

Characters: Amaranth (Cloudy gods sorry shadows eclipse) Aristolochia (cloudy gods sorry shadows sun), Hyacinth (cloudy gods sorry shadows moon), you.

Warnings: gore, animal harm, cannibalism, the general idea of gods, bugs, gen really fucked up please listen to this warning.

(In order to most to least preffered)

Amaranth uses It/He pronouns

Aristolochia uses He/It/They

Hyacinth uses They/It/He

You will use They/Them.

Lovely. How wonderful, a god wants to meet you at the dead of night. You've had enough panic attacks from Aristolochia and Hyacinth, now theres a 3rd? Why do you even let them in your house or-

SNAP.

what was that sound, why was it so close, are you even alone? Those thoughts raced through your head as you kept walking into the forest.. just ignore whatever that was. Squirrels live in the forest, right? Yeah. Yeah that was a squirrel..

After lots of twists and turns you finally made it to.. the middle of the forest, its just this massive empty area.. no trees.. well, scratch that theres a 10 foot tall GOD IN THE MIDDLE OF IT ALL.

wait whys he.. sitting? Leaning over something. That damned cape is blocking your sight to whatever its leaning over.

You hear a lot of crunching coming from who you assume to be Amaranth. Totally not terrifying at all, meeting a god at 4:23AM and said god is eating something you dont know.

"I'm uh-" you quickly get interupted.

"{Y/N}! I heard you from a mile away, literally!" It unnaturally snaps his head to face you, holding a gutted rabbit in its hand, dangling it above its mouth as if its about to eat it.

"..what the hell." You pause, a sharp chill stabbing through you.

CRUNCH.

Oh. Oh that sight isn't a lovely one, blood dripping from its claws and leaking from its mouth as it eats the (hopefully by now) dead bunny.

"What a pathetic little thing.. both you and the little rabbit! Quite a chase i must say, couldnt escape me for long thoughohoho!" He says as he stands up and licks his hands clean.

It's acting like this is something normal.. something to laugh at, somethi-

"What do you want me here for?" You ask, trying to ignore your own racing head.

"A lot, i want to ask a favor from you!! Isn't this fun!? I see you humans make deals like these a lot! I'm sure you're used t-"

"I'm not doing a favor for you after.. that.." you mumble.

"Im sorry?" You see it's head twist to a unnatural degree, despite the what feels to be a conforting smile, you know those eyes. Those eyes filled with judgement, watching your every move like you're a bug.

"What's the favor you want me to do first." You speak louder, trying to act like that's what you originally said because you don't want to find out what the hell would happen if you didn't agree.

"Eat with me. I have many meals with me at the moment!" He moves out the way, showing the corpse on the green grass.

"AMARANTH WHAT THE FUCK. I'M NOT GONNA EAT A DAMN PERSON!" You shout way to loudly for the current time.

"Oh this isn't for you. I don't share my meals. I'm talking about the picnic basket next to him!! He was kind enough to give it to me before he begged fkr mercy and all of thaatt.."

It poked at the corpse like it was a toy instead of a life he took.

"Don't.. don't eat that in front of me, please.. let's just eat the picnic food." You mutter out, you know his hearing is too good for him to ignore it.

"Boring.. but alrighty!" It snaps, the man is gone and all trace of him as well. Besides the picnic basket of course.

It sits down on the grass again, cape flowing down with him. He leans over and looks at you, waiting for you to come over.

He gently taps the grass next to him, "Cmon, i'm not hungry enough to eat YOU!"

"Was that a insult?" You ask as you hesitantly walk over.

"Oh heavens no. I don't understand your whole morality thing but I understand where to stop!! I act stupid but i'm NOT stupid!" It snaps back in response.

You stand next to it, being just as tall as him while he's sitting and leaned over.. that's not terrifying at all. Uh huh.

"Sit down, please." He 'gently' asks, calmer then before that's for sure..

You sit down directly next to him and you find that in a blink of a eye, he's gone. You have a picnic basket in your lap and.. a cape around you.

"Oh so now I get fooled with magic. Great. Wonderful. I KNOW YOU'RE STILL THERE." You shout into the abyss of darkness.

You blink again, you're on your couch with aristolochia and hyacinth sleeping on either side of you, picnic basket and cape still with you.

[maximumprime]

list of words I think should be spelled differently because I saw some guy do this a few months ago

Island - iland

Just get rid of the is why is that there you do not need this extra S it is not ISland it's Iland

Wednesday - Wensday

They always say "sound it out guys! You just need to sound out your words to spell them!!! What about Wednesday. you fucking liar you lied to me that is WED-NES-DAY not WENSDAY. If you tell me to sound out my words and get mad at me that I cant spell Wednesday because you said sound it out and it in fact has like two extra letters that do not need to be there you need to shut the fuck up and just tell me how to spell wednesday because you are not going anywhere telling me to sound out Wednesday when Wednesday is not spelt why woulf you do that. Ok sorry I had a dream when I was 9 that some lady wouldn't stop getting mad at me because I couldn't spell wednesday and i think about it every 2 months

Sock - soc/sok

not needed extra letter also sock more like cock

Believe - Beleave

BELIEVE GAVE ME SO MUCH TROUBLE IT'S INSANE. I USE TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND TRYING TO SPELL BELIEVE AND I COULDNT FUCKING GET IT I HATE THE WORD BELIEVE I HOPE IT DIES

Gnarly - Narly

if it's narly and not Gnarly then why is it there. Get rid of the g it had no purpose

Blood - blod

I don't actually have as much of a problem with this I'm actually used to blood but I think I haf trouble with this once because it had two Is but I prefer blood now

Jeopardy - jepardy

The fuck why is there a O get RID OF IT.

Knife - Nife

I just don't like silent letters I don't have as much of a problem with knife either silent letters just piss me off

Lieutenant - liutendant

the only reason I know what a lieutenant is is because of avatarTLA thank you but everytime I see the subtitles when they say lieutenant jee I feel rage and I want to shoot my tv I still have no idea how to spell this off the top of my head l had to double check my spelling 4 times for this

Bologna - Baloney

I hate bologna I fucking hate bologna it sucks ass it doesn't even taste good and it has a STUPID NAME what kind of fucking name is bologna it's dumb who the fuck named bologna thats barely even close to what it sounds like its a stupid food it had a stupid name and it has a stupid taste and I hate it. Maybe because I'm a sally face fan

Language - langwage

This gave me so much trouble you don't understand it still gives me trouble I had to look up how to spell this one too it's stupid

February - februwary

This got me like a 95 instead of a 100 on my spelling test in elementary and I have not been a fan since. Fuck you February. Specifically the word though I love the month I love when it's the time of the month

Receipt - receet

I have trouble with words ok. I still do. receipt is stupid

thats it for now thank you for listening

also when im spelling these out I have to think how it's spelled to actually spell it because if I don't I'll fuck it up every time I think of island I think of how its spelled like is-land I have to say it like island so that's another reason why it should be spelled differently

[suckishima]

haikyuu rewatch s01e02

episode 2 wheee. i dont remember the actual details of the rest of season one as clearly as i did episode 1, i think its been 4ish years since ive properly sat down and watched each episode so this will be interesting from here on out, im excited!

lmao interesting that the first thing the camera zooms in on when hinata sees kageyama in the gym for the first time is his shoes??? and then the "karasuno" on his school pe uniform and THEN his face? were his shoes an iconic identifier to hinata?? lmaooo

rules for myself on this (or any tbh) rewatch: never skip the intro songs

i have such a special place in my heart for "imagination." it has unlocked something in my soul

honestly its such a compliment that kageyama remembers hinata, especially when we see into his thoughts a bit here and the things he remembers arent that hinata was some who cried about beating him next time they see each other, but rather he remembers hinatas crazy athletic ability and how much it irked kageyama that hinata wasnt living up to his potential lmao

this is the first indication we get that kageyama doesnt like being called 'king.' in the first ep hinata call him king to his face and kageyama doesnt react at all, but here it bothers him immediately. which of course, makes sense bc The Incident hadnt happened yet when they first met and now it has, but interesting to notice now bc i dont think i caught on to the difference my first time through. i dont think most people would lol and its a nice attention to detail

lmaooo tanaka already making faces

and whyyyy is hinata skirting around like hes trying to herd them like sheep?? ashjaska

hmmm translation error or dialogue error that tanaka is calling all three of them third years? my japanese isnt good enough to tell hmm. just checked the manga panel and its more like hes telling suga to show more 'third year intimidation' rather than including himself in that like the show's subs do. probably a translation thing where it was vague in terms of who it was referring to and that was the interpretation they went with before its confirmed that tanaka is a second year

awww yeah its nice that suga daichi and tanaka remember hinata too!! i wonder if they talked about that match afterwords lmao

"youre way short and sucked bad, but you've got guts!" "thanks!" lmaoooooo

ive never watched the dub but ive seen a few compilation videos and i cant look at this face tanaka's making and think anything other than 'cojones' lmaooo

'youve trained at this with the old ladies' ajkhsajks

waaaahhhh moment of silence for all the beautiful serve/spike pencil sketch animations that we'll never see again. you were so gorgeous and we loved you so much, im sorry youre gone

hinata slides in so quickkkkk for that receive, and ive always loved how slick and epic it looks only for the ball to immediately ricochet up into his face l m a o so good

vp's cinematic cheek ripple and flying wig is just a bonus lol

ooooo more small detail! the shot of the vp's bald head where hinata is surprised kageyama couldnt tell the hair was fake - hinata has all these little red marks on his face where the ball hit him!! nice!

also daichi is so resigned when he takes the wig off his head lmaoo

aww ive never noticed these quick shots of young daichi walking thinking about going to karasuno, cute!

the way they both immediately start begging to be let in and like 'just tell me how to be teammates ill do it!!' they love vb more than anything, they just wanna playy

kajhsaksa and kageyama literally pushing hinata away before declaring that he'll get along with him 😭 bro has no idea how to get along

"let me ask you something. are you actually stupid?" baksjhagsas hes so genuineeee, and hes right aghsajsa

oooooooo yesss love this wide shot of team practicing block follows only to pan out past the bars of the window to show hinata watching from outside yessss

"if i can play volleyball, i'll endure anything" 😭

right.. the unnecessary anime-only shimizu ""fanservice"" shots. furudate would never (and did never). interesting that this sort of thing never really happens again after a certain point. i always wondered if they realized their core audience wasnt here for that kind of thing at all so they dropped it (and bc like i said,,, its not in the manga lmao. the closest thing is the nishinoya/kanoka thing and the saeko/yachi jealousy thing and both of those are 1 for humor rather than sexualization and 2 make sense for the characters whereas this anime moment is literally just the camera being a creep for no reason lol) (you CANNOT convince me it's meant to be kageyama's pov checking her out. possibly hinata would but im still doubtful lol)

the first appearance of tanaka's big ear lmao, love that this becomes a thing whenever he's overhearing

gotta love how passionate kageyama is about being setter, fully talking with his hands lol

how did i not fall in love with tanaka sooner, i thought he was so weird and meh my first time through. i was so wrong lmao. look at him initiating them to come early to use the gym, and showing up TWO HOURS early himself with the keys??? i love himm

okay thats about it for this one, lots of fun this ep! i always forget how ridiculous the wig part is lmao, the series loses a bit of that completely over the top silliness as it goes on, but it gains humor in other ways just through the character dynamics that feel a bit more real imo so not a real loss personally

[sox-sucks]

ELLIE WILLIAMS X GRUNGE/SKATER GIRL READER

Summary: Ellie has her eyes on the new girl

(High-school au)

(Both Ellie and reader are like 16-17 yrs old)

Warnings: none just awkward Ellie

You just appeared in ellies life.

She was getting out of Jesse's car one morning when she jumped out of his jeep was when the complaining started "Schools so fucking early man it's not fa-" she was cut off with Jesse pulling her back by her backpack, as you zoomed past her, she wasn't paying attention of course and almost walked into you. "Watch where your going, dumbass" Jesse laughed as he smacked Ellie in the back of the head, but Ellie couldn't stop looking over at you.

When she finally looked away, she noticed Jesse had walked on without her. She knew he had probably just gone to find Dina

Ellie eventually caught up with them in the hall. She panted, leaning on her locker. Dina chuckled at her dramatic breathing, even though she'd barely run a couple of feet.

"Jesse told me about your little accident this morning." Dina laughed, but Ellie just looked embarrassed, " Yeah, you wouldn't stop staring at that girl, so I just left ya to it" Jesse added and nudged her.

Ellie was saved from their teasing when the bell rang for class. She started thinking about you. She had seen you before but couldnt recall where, sitting down in the back of maths. In the midst of mumbling about how stupid maths first period is, she didn't notice the empty seat in front of her. She also didn't notice the door opening or the girl walking in, but she definitely noticed when you sat down in front of her and started talking to her.

"Hey I'm really sorry about earlier, I didn't see you" you smiled at her as you spoke, she looked up and immediately went red "y-yeah no it's my fault" she whispered, mentally cursing herself for being so nervous but you heard her just fine "you really do need to be careful though. You're lucky I wasn't a car" you snickered "ellie? Isnt it? Im (Y/N). "ehem Ms (L/N), to my understanding the class has started...you can mingle outside of my lesson." The teacher scolded you and you turned back around.

Ellie didn't really pay attention to the class, instead texting Dina about skipping next lesson, an idea Dina could never say no to. So when the bell rang, Ellie sprinted out the door, not before looking back at you one more time.

From then on she looked forward to maths because you always struck up a conversation with her, she loved talking to you, it was usually about your outfits which she loved, she loved your style, baggy jeans and hoodies usually paired with some scruffed vans, eventually you asked for her number to send her a link to the website where you got your hoodie, she didn't care about buying that hoodie but cared a little to much about getting your number, you guys texted every day and night, Ellie realised something one night as you texted, she had fallen for you. She realised this after jesse and dina did of course.

"Guys..." ellie stared at her feet "I think I have a crush on (Y/N)" dina and Jesse looked at eachother before bursting out into a fit of laughter, Ellie looked up, confused, "we knew that" dina managed to wheeze out wiping her eyes "you did?" ellie was getting redder by the second "dude literally last week you dragged us to the skatepark to watch her and her friends" Jesse said as he punched her in the arm "mostly (Y/N) tho" dina added, at this point ellie was bright red.

"are you gunna tell her?" Jesse asked "oh fuck no." Ellie looked taken aback at the question "Aw why not?" Dina said pouting "What if she says no" ellie said as if Dinas statement was a stupid question "she obviously likes you back asshole" dina snickered "what?" Ellie was shocked "Yeah do you not see the way she looks at you dude" Jesse said almost frustrated with how oblivious this girl was.

You came running up to them after playing with Dinas dog jumping onto Jesse's back, something you constantly did since you had become friends with him through ellie, something that made ellies blood boil for some reason she couldn't explain, Jesse put you down talking to you about his car or something stupid "I have to go to the bathroom" dina blurted "Jesse show me to the bathroom" she said grabbing his arm "dina this is your hou-" she glared at him giving him the message to shut the fuck up "your chance" she whispered into ellies ear as she walked past making ellies face heat up.

"Wanna watch something?" You asked sitting down on Dinas couch "s-sure" ellie mumbled sitting "your face ells" you said grabbing her chin "you've gone all red, are you sick" she shook her head as you let go "Yeah j-just warm" she faced the other way trying to hide from you "really? I'm cold" she hands you a blanket "ah- thanks ells" you smile, sighs deeply "can I tell you something?" You raised an eyebrow "..sure?" Ellie nodded and took a deep breath "Ireallylikeyouwillyoupleasegooutwithme" you looked at her up and down, then, something ellie only dreamed of happened, you kissed her. The most gorgeous girl in the world to ellie had her arms around her neck and her lips pressed onto ellies "yes ill go out with you" you whispered before kissing her again. Ellie slept a happy woman that night with you in her arms.

[vivaladicamillo]

I saw your posts asking for ideas and I was thinking what If you wrote something about you being Bams younger sister and filing cky coz April doesn’t want you to get hurt and you have like secret relationship with Dico or Ryan

DICO/MARGERA!READER

thank u so much for the suggestion!!! im gonna do it for dico this time bc one, theres no fanfics of this silly dude and two, i havent written abt dico in SOOOO long. this ones for the dico lovers out there love yall, a dying breed🫡

WARNINGS: dangerous stuff, fluff, bran being bran yk

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being bams younger sister has its ups and downs

bam as a brother is A NIGHTMARE

hes just such a dick

making fun of u, annoying u and being the “younger brother” type character bc hes just like that

u were 2 years older than him

so when u started kinda liking his life long friend, “dico”

it was kinda awkward bc u yk, hes ur brothers best friend

one night, u were just chilling at the house alone

ape and phil went out, bam was probably out skating somewhere and jess had band practice so having a empty house all to urself?? hell yea!

as u sit on ur couch, just watching some stupid ass movie thats on someone knocks at ur door

when u answer it, its Brandon dicamillo himself (dico)

“hey, uh is bam around?” he asks looking kinda nervous

“nah, i thought he was put filming with u, but its 9:00 he should be back soon.”

“ah ok, ill just wait in my car till he gets here then, thanks.” he smiles at u

“come on bran dont be a stranger! i’m m just watching a movie just wait inside till he gets back.”

you held the door open for him and he walks in and plops down on ur couch

in your spot.

“asshole what the fuck thats my spot”

“didnt see ur name on it.” he says smirking “also what kinda horse shit are u watching? let me show u some real funny shit.”

dico then proceeds to put on an old western movie

“what the fuck dicamillo??”

“what??! this shit is so funny watch this.” he says pointing to the tv as some guy dressed as a cowboy gets shot on screen

the acting was terrible yes, but the way dico was hysterical laughing at it kinda made u smile

his laugh, his interests, just his goofy personality made ur heart flutter

u didn’t realize that u had been staring into this mans whole soul for ten mins until he turns to u and smiles

“may i help u?” he says kinda chuckling

“oh, uh sorry..” u say blushing and kinda turning away

the silence that took place after could have killed u right then and there

until he turns to u

“hey uh.. ive been actually meaning to talk to u about something…” he says, that nervousness kinda coming back from before

u nod ur head as he starts to confess to u

“listen, i know ur my best friends older sister and this is kinda weird but… ever since i met u, i thought u were so cool! i wouldnt have expected u to like masters of the universe and filming bits as much as do…”

“yea, i can see how u couldnt have seen that coming bc of my brothers”

“yea, but anyways, ive always kinda…been into u, im super sorry if this is weird i didnt mean to make it like that i just think..”

u smile, did fucking brandon dicamillo just confess his love for u ??

“bran..”

he turns to u

“i feel the same way, ive always had i just didnt wanna make things awkward if u didnt.” u smiled at him and scooted closer to him on the couch

“really?!?” he said in shock

“mhm, i like you… like A LOT”

u move in closer and you two end up making out on ur couch

after that day u both agreed to date without anyone knowing

yea it was suspicious when u two wouldnt be able to film or hang out at the same time on the same day but the guys kinda brushed it off

u two went of secret little dates

dico would surprise u ALL the time with cute date spots

random cat cafes, parks, family ran restaurants, he just found little cute places in westchester to take u to, and u LOVED IT

when bam realized u obviously were seeing someone bc u were WAYYY to happy, u decided to snoop

going through u room he ended up finding one of dicos shirts hidden under ur bed

thats when bam decides to confront u about it……

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might make some type of part two to this but it depends if yall want it or not, hope u enjoyed! also please keep sending in requests i love them sm !! yall are so creative i love it sm

[just-some-random-blogger]

hello! so ill start with that very daemon idea that has him as the canter. so idk? get ready? love letter under the ***

deamon x reader who's his wife (prob newlywed). there is some kind of a fight (tourney? war?) and she has to be by his side. during the action deamon gets distracted and stops keeping an eye on the reader bc he's too busy and also knows she's excellent with her sword. however, she gets injured, badly but not deadly.

and when every relative blames him for not protecting her, when each lady whispers to her friend or her husband that it was him who practically killed the princess, that's when he realise she's not a swordswoman anymore. they were childhood friends and they used to run the forest together, play smth stupid and do the shit children do. they used to have lots of sword-fighting, she was just as good as he if not better, but they're not children anymore.

that's when it strikes him. she's a woman, she's his wife, she's supposed to give him his heirs (prob on the wedding night he was too drunk to either be turned on or to remember), she has no right to even think about a sword not that she can so much as hold it. so now he has to live with this realisation when ever since their very wedding his mind hasn't digested a thought of his childhood friend (mb also his minor ex-crush) being his wife, and he has to comfort/take care of/accept his wife.

(in my head it's something long or having more than 1 part but it's absolutely understandable if you see it another way/do not see at all. hope u liked it a little and really hope to see it written by your talented hands someday. absolutely not obligatory. dont ever feel pressed. its ok if you can't/need much time/anything else. your comfort is the priority)

***

love for m hottie-cutie! 'have you ever watched aristocats?' i think i did but i dont remember TT but i love the atmosphere. mari(?) seems so girlboss. 'i have something to look forward to now i have to finish my activities' it ok TT im not telling you to watch it rn? it was merely a question? good luck w/the midterms! youll do it! and do it great! 'though i managed to make a pedro fic' oh these simps.... you havent even watched tlou why? when? what? how? only wrong answers.... (sorry, its kinda meme, it has no story, this phrase is the very meme) 'its not hot. your freezy kisses did that' YEY all those witch playlists made me a witch! 'im just really hungry but this is making me emotional' my poor hungry kid TT why r u always hungry while answering me? hope you eat? 'you like shadow and bone too' well khm.... i never watched it or read it... ive heard of it, and then i got a fic recommended with this handsome face of ben. and also the youtube girl that made my fav playlists has a playlist dedicated to darklina? so i was like why not? i finally listened to it. its pretty but its russian sorry. btw!!! this is the only one (1) playlist in rus dedicated to 'sab' that i found?? wtf?? guys like its literally the series gods SCREAMED you to make playlists abt the show with the rus setting w/rus songs? but you? dont? theyre insane i swear! 'you can understand the russian stuff' 1) ive done a research to find out this 2) i was SO confused bc there are russian callings in EVERY fic ive read. like its darkling/reader and he says milaya/moya lyubov'/lapushka and so on (honey, my love, ?sweetie?). tbh its pretty awkward to insert your name with any character who knows rus bc... like i know (s)he knows we know that we can speak russian but still speak english with some rus words of endearment... its not a complaint, just my feelings in my very case. i understand that authors shouldnt think about how that particular slavik girls gonna feel abt it. 'i think slay' its not like about breaking the stereotype? or smth? these are just mistakes. BIG and noticeable mistakes. russian has its forms, traditions and rules. why couldnt the author ask smn at least slavic TT we have the same system. 'i dont know enough about russian' they just swapped the genders of their last names. they dont fit their own... 'how dare he be so hot' so true TT hes so handsome i can cry. 'she is israelli-american interesting' yes but WHY couldnt she ask smn slavic TT girlie TT like she had all the rights to write with the inso of rus setting but?if you use the lang? in the BOOK? like text? girlie like log in into some forum TT or smth TT why not TT my day was a flop. awful. procrastinating. hope you do better. have a nice day and the whole week!! good luck w/the midterms! take care! luv u<з

HI BABY CAKES

hello! so ill start with that very daemon idea that has him as the canter. so idk? get ready? love letter under the ***

HIHIHIHH OMG IM SO EXCITED HAHA

deamon x reader who's his wife (prob newlywed). there is some kind of a fight (tourney? war?) and she has to be by his side. during the action deamon gets distracted and stops keeping an eye on the reader bc he's too busy and also knows she's excellent with her sword. however, she gets injured, badly but not deadly.

I ALREADY LOVE IT LOVE SIMP DAEMON SO MUCH SIMP SIMP SIMP but omg reader gets injured

and when every relative blames him for not protecting her, when each lady whispers to her friend or her husband that it was him who practically killed the princess, that's when he realise she's not a swordswoman anymore. they were childhood friends and they used to run the forest together, play smth stupid and do the shit children do. they used to have lots of sword-fighting, she was just as good as he if not better, but they're not children anymore.

SLAY WE LOVE CATHARSIS we love that daemon thought so highly of her albeit was disillussioned.

that's when it strikes him. she's a woman, she's his wife, she's supposed to give him his heirs (prob on the wedding night he was too drunk to either be turned on or to remember), she has no right to even think about a sword not that she can so much as hold it. so now he has to live with this realisation when ever since their very wedding his mind hasn't digested a thought of his childhood friend (mb also his minor ex-crush) being his wife, and he has to comfort/take care of/accept his wife.

huh plot twist? he wants reader to... be a housewife? because that's her purpose. i mean, daemon isnt a feminist so ig it makes sense for him. but also i like it. i like how somehow this whole mess is his fault because he wanted his wife to me at his side, though she wasnt a swordsman and now shes injured. now he's realizing he lives in his head more than reality, a slap in the face. i like it.

(in my head it's something long or having more than 1 part but it's absolutely understandable if you see it another way/do not see at all. hope u liked it a little and really hope to see it written by your talented hands someday. absolutely not obligatory. dont ever feel pressed. its ok if you can't/need much time/anything else. your comfort is the priority)

idk if i could right this, tbh. i would love it if you wrote it but i think i know your answer. i personally dont know how i would spin this so T_T guess we'll see

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love for m hottie-cutie! 'have you ever watched aristocats?' i think i did but i dont remember TT

we're so sameAHAHAHAHAHAH

but i love the atmosphere. mari(?) seems so girlboss.

SHE IS i think she is a least AHHAH

'i have something to look forward to now i have to finish my activities' it ok TT im not telling you to watch it rn? it was merely a question? good luck w/the midterms! youll do it! and do it great!

thank you!. i got my scores from the homework i dreaded to do and it wasnt as bad as i thought it would be!!! T_T love that for me im not that dumb T_T

'though i managed to make a pedro fic' oh these simps.... you havent even watched tlou why? when? what? how? only wrong answers.... (sorry, its kinda meme, it has no story, this phrase is the very meme)

T_T HIHIHASDHAHDAHDIAHD lol ill give you the real answer though, i find it taxing to watch it hhaahah i mean i have watched other pedro pascal stuff so i do actually like him lol

'its not hot. your freezy kisses did that' YEY all those witch playlists made me a witch!

T_T stopp T_T AHAHHA

'im just really hungry but this is making me emotional' my poor hungry kid TT why r u always hungry while answering me? hope you eat?

I REALIZED IT TOO HAHAHH IM NOT HUNGRY NOW THO ok maybe now that i think about it i am but its cos i usually reply to you at around lunch time-ish lol also im just a very hungry person i love eating

'you like shadow and bone too' well khm.... i never watched it or read it... ive heard of it, and then i got a fic recommended with this handsome face of ben.

AHAHAHAHAHAH HANDSOME FACE OF BEN YOURE SO REAL FOR THAT

and also the youtube girl that made my fav playlists has a playlist dedicated to darklina? so i was like why not? i finally listened to it. its pretty but its russian sorry.

i dont mind listening to songs in another language lol

btw!!! this is the only one (1) playlist in rus dedicated to 'sab' that i found?? wtf?? guys like its literally the series gods SCREAMED you to make playlists abt the show with the rus setting w/rus songs? but you? dont? theyre insane i swear!

well maybe not a lot of russians watch the show? HAHAHHA

'you can understand the russian stuff' 1) ive done a research to find out this 2) i was SO confused bc there are russian callings in EVERY fic ive read. like its darkling/reader and he says milaya/moya lyubov'/lapushka and so on (honey, my love, ?sweetie?). tbh its pretty awkward to insert your name with any character who knows rus bc... like i know (s)he knows we know that we can speak russian but still speak english with some rus words of endearment... its not a complaint, just my feelings in my very case. i understand that authors shouldnt think about how that particular slavik girls gonna feel abt it.

HAAHHAHAAH lol. i mean, as a bilingual too, i think if its tastefully done, a write can get away with foreign endearments. ya know. but i get the cringe HAHAHAH

'i think slay' its not like about breaking the stereotype? or smth? these are just mistakes. BIG and noticeable mistakes. russian has its forms, traditions and rules. why couldnt the author ask smn at least slavic TT we have the same system.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA i didnt really think it was breaking stereotypes, more just... making me happy knowing they made masc names fem AHHAHAHAHAA LOL

'i dont know enough about russian' they just swapped the genders of their last names. they dont fit their own...

LOL HAHAHAH

'how dare he be so hot' so true TT hes so handsome i can cry.

ben barnes go to jail party

'she is israelli-american interesting' yes but WHY couldnt she ask smn slavic TT girlie TT like she had all the rights to write with the inso of rus setting but?if you use the lang? in the BOOK? like text? girlie like log in into some forum TT or smth TT why not TT my day was a flop. awful. procrastinating.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA DYING 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 YOURE SO RIGHT HAHAHAH

hope you do better. have a nice day and the whole week!! good luck w/the midterms! take care! luv u<з

im doing my best but i discovered this ai chat app and im so addicted help me. i HAVE to finish my midterms tho its due today a?LSFHLAHSFDASFASf

i love you take care thank you for your love letter and your daemon prompt <3

xxxx

[khodorkovskaya]

After I split with my ex, it took me a while to get my head around it, like justifying to myself that I wasnt in the wrong etc andthat the way he was treating me was wrong and I shouldn't feel guilty about breaking it off etc.... I ended up trying to do like a 3rd point of view perspective thing... so like, I would explain everything that happened and how I felt and then try to see it from another point of view so like this other point of view would go. . "So you didnt reply to his message within an hour because you were literally in a college class which he knew beforehand, and he took the huff and wouldnt speak to you for over day as punishment?? You shouldn't not feel bad about ending it" obvs I had more extreme examples too lol but I dony wanna delve into them much it's like baggage ahaha

But afterwards, like when i was over him and had no feelings towards him etc, i thought i was fine and then discovered i wasnt... so like i could meet someone and really like them and find them attractive etc, and their personality and vibe really well and when I started to fancy this guy I was like omg yes thisnis nice and he acc seems a lot nicer than my ex woop woop. But then as soon I started to think about being in an actual romantic relationship with him I couldnt, I felt physically sick and anxious??? I literally couldn't face the idea of a relationship being like my previous one and I realised that while I was over him, I had some other issues as a result of the relationship I had to deal with instead.

I did get over it though

I've actually forgotten the point I was making with this message now so I do apologise for that sorry

But I thought he hadnt cared too, like he would delete every single pic of us literally within an hour of us breaking up.... he blocked me, and things he didnt block me on, he would post stuff like "good riddance" and stuff that basically made out he didnt care and it was all me etc and that I meant nothing to him....... he would add all these girls and shared their photos with hearts etc....

Anyway like a few months later he literally tried to get in touch saying he was sorry and he missed me and thought about me everyday etc and couldnt get over me

I ignored him though and that was that

I guess this is just a bit of a sharing story, I hope it helps in some way????? Sorry if it doesnt though.......

yeah, the looking at what happened from an outsider's perspective is a really good method. makes things a lot clearer and easier to see. and yeah thanks for sharing your story, it makes me feel less alone <3

but yeah, im definitely scared of falling in love again. but i really hope that the next time it happens, im gonna be more mature and sensible and things will be clearer for me. i mean obviously that's gonna be the case cos i fell in love with B when i was 17 and even now things would be different. but the thought of being in a relationship any time soon makes me very anxious. i think my next serious relationship is gonna be in like 5 years from now. for now the vibe is celibacy all the way!

i wonder how i would feel if B reached out to me again. bc i know it's very stupid of me, but it makes me sad that he didn't try to get me back, you know? like he didn't fight for me. he tried a little bit and maybe i have high expectations, but it didn't feel like it was enough. a deep dark side of me wishes he suffered more. and don't get me wrong, he did suffer. i left him without a warning and i still feel terribly guilty about that. the night i left he stood outside my parents' balcony and shouted my name and thinking about that makes my skin crawl. i feel awful. but at the same time something about that was so satisfying bc it felt like he had finally acknowledged me and my feelings.

but idk. maybe im spiteful and vengeful. and sadistic. but i fantasise about him begging me on his knees to take him back and crying and sleeping by my front door and following me around like a puppy dog asking for forgiveness. the last time we saw each other and had sex i strangled him, wishing i could actually choke him to death. i wanted to see despair in his eyes and absolute submission to me. like finally, after all the suffering i had endured, finally i could have full control over him and make him mine. you know?

but he never fought for me. and from a sensible perspective, that's good. he accepted my rejection and left me alone. and that kind of things requires great discipline, so good for him i guess. im thankful for that. but from like a twisted toxic perspective, i wish he'd message me saying that he misses me.

[mjammies]

HES A GOOD MAN SAVANNAH (the elite ch25-26)

idk why im riding so hard for maxon, but these last two chs had me absolutely gagggeddd. i was really close to throwing my laptop at one moment real shit. anyway ch 25-26

Ch 25 

-okayy america asking for private lessons….boringggg

-”id make a better princess than she would” girl this is not about that

-ofc its a passion project that gets miss red white and blue excited

-they gotta do presentationsss, the way i woulda called it quits, its not worth it my anxiety couldnt do it

-”you could run your presentation by me if you like. Kriss did” eyes wide HUH

-miss thing aint even got an idea yet golly

-”youve seen more hardships in your life than the other four combined” plz maxon i beg. I love a good oppression olympics but not rn, im tireddd

-hes peepingggg that she been acting off

-okay so now apparently its not him its the position. eye roll 

-hes spitting facts, like gurl hes given you all the time, if youre still unsure then its bout time to pack it up

-im gonna kms, GET HER OUTTA HEREEEEEEE, idk why i rather have her than kriss but atp i might be switching sides

-ooooo an ultimatum, juicyyy

-”but youre being a bit careless with my one shot” PERIOD

-”maybe i should leave” and then she tells him he SHOULD??!?!?!?!? GIRL FUCK YOU, wheres my gun, get her OUTTA HEREEEEE

-but i will say he gagged tf outta her when he left, “i’ll just go see what kriss is doing” such a nastyyyyy come back, i love itttt, gon head and see a girl who ACTUALLY wants to see you. 

Ch26 

-here come aspen, alexa play knuck if you buck

-i prayyyy they get caught in this book

-a caste exchange program, really aspen?

-now america fighting with every body, girl whats going on???

-not shes mad that these folks are asking her for commitment

-lollll not gregory out here hoeing folks, maybe i shoulda been reading his diary entries

-oh look america is actually using her brain for once

-so the real villain of this story is gregory illea

-not she going straight to maxon room, period march up there queen

-oh.my.god. Not maxon gottanother girl in the room, the way i woulda thrown up right there in the doorway, i mighta swung on one of the guards too who knows.

-AHHHHHH so apparently hes not in the room okay good

-when did maxon become a blond???? I thought he had light brown hair atleast, or is that considered blonde idkkkkkkkk

-him and celeste is getting itttt, maxon really exploring his optionsssss

-not maxon and miss girl LOCKING EYESSS, im gagged, im screaming, but good on her

-”so stupid, america. So stupid” YUP, YUP. YUP seeeee shes learning 

-waitaminute what is happening now????

-1) she is gonna chose aspen now apparently, 2) maxon is mad and shes mad, but lets see

-shes just mad he was hugged up on celeste, if it was kriss she probably woulda charged it to the game.

-ooo chile, not her telling him she’ll leave and then him saying she aint going no where, like clock it

-WAITAMINUTE the gurls are actually heated, i am all the way sattttt

-she literally shoved him, its getting physical

-im sorry (not sorry) but maxon remaining calm woulda got me acting right real quick.

-”i wanted a reason to hurt him” ummm maam are you okay?

-”but there was no rage in him” oopp, yeahhhh this woulda done it for me, i woulda been begging for forgiveness

-bro is he gonna kiss her??????

-GIRRLLLLLLLLLLLL I LITERALLY CANT BROOO I HATE THIS BITCH SO MUCH LIKE PLEASEEEE, SINCE YOU ON THE BALCONY ALREADY JUST DO US A BIG ONE AND JUMP CAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THREW THE BRACELET, I HATE YOUUUUU RGJN;FSKGSAR GKRJGBIRUISEHRVGIKHREWIU

-”i wasnt here to win anymore. So how could i go out with a bang?” ummm how about you BLOW YOURSELF UP is that bang enough for you???!??!?!

[chiimeramanticore]

any thoughts/headcanons/ideas/takes you feel compelled to share on a whim? about anything in particular?

this is an older ask thats been sitting in my inbox but i wanna use it as my opportunity to talk about benny while im still fnvposting bc BOY do i have thoughts about benny and BOY do i have a story for you guys

so as i briefly mentioned before, i had decided to do the yes man route before i even played the game bc i just wanted to play for him at first lol. i didnt know how closely tied yes man was to benny before meeting him- my main 2 goals were "get that bastard who shot me" and "find my robot boyfriend" lmao

when i got to the strip and confronted benny, he convinced me to go up to the presidential suite and told me he'd meet me there- ofc this was a trap, but with a good speech check (like i said, a good speech check makes for some of my favorite moments in the game) i managed to convince him to let me go . i dont even remember what i said (i think it was something like "if you let me go i won't follow you") but i remember he was like ".....i cant believe im actually letting you live" and in that moment i was like Ohh im in this fuckers head now

since then ive been imagining this semi-homoerotic rivalry between us, a la tom and jerry or cooper and propeller knight lmao. he skipped town immediately made a run for the fort (obviously. him letting me live didnt mean he was done trying to take over vegas) and i ran after him bc. well i needed that chip too lmao . when i got to the fort i found him captured by the legion, and i finally had the opportunity to talk to him at length.

after learning his backstory and motivations, i realized, i dont actually hate benny nearly as much as i thought i did? like he's an asshole for sure, and he will always be the guy who shot me in the head lol but like, he wasnt like... evil yknow. i realized i saw a lot of myself in him- he's just one guy who took a look at the world and realized he didnt like any of it, and wanted to change it... but he's also only one guy. it felt like we started out in the same position, and he lost his way at some point. he kinda epitomized my own (in-character) fear that whatever i did with new vegas after taking over wouldn't be the right decisions to make. and god i felt bad for him

so i tried to let him go. twice lol . i went out of my way to find a stealth boy for him like he asked, but he was a stupid asshole and activated it immediately when i gave it to him and then we both died dfkghk so i did the bunker mission and went back to caesar and he was like "ok you can choose how benny dies" and i asked if he could be let go and he was like "haha youre funny. choose something or we're crucifying him" and i was like Okay Okay Sorry

if im being completely honest i felt bad for benny like this. i'd usurped his plans embarrassingly easily, and now he's tied up and on death row because of it. we'd had our exchanges in who had the upper hand, but i didnt wanna just kill him like this, it didn't feel fair. so i told him to fight me in the arena, and he was like. amused by the idea? and we got our stupid machetes from the legion and fought and it was clumsy and messy bc im not good with melee and he's just an npc but there was something kinda perfect and human about it

and then i got the final blow on him. and my game froze. it froze so bad i had to force shut down my pc . the next day i turned it on and guess whose copy of fnv was completely busted! like loading any save or starting a new game would immediately crash the game kind of busted. and then i went to open yes man and SOMEHOW his data was entirely wiped . and i was CRUSHED because that's!!! that's the reason i started playing fnv to begin with!! i put a month of play time into him!! i'd maxed out my relationship with him!! i didnt know if i could even get that progress back!! but i had to go to work and i couldnt stick around to find out!

so i spent ALL day on friday anxious and sad and worried i wouldnt be able to fix things. it took me all weekend but i did eventually get everything fixed (extra special thank u to yes man's dev for helping me w him). but i swear to god i was convinced this was all somehow benny's doing. the game had frozen on a frame of benny mid-machete chest stab, and it was the last thing i saw before all of this happened. after our extended cat and mouse game, after all this back and forth, it felt like he was fucking me over one last time from beyond the grave and beyond even the limitations of the game. i took his life, he took my yes man. like seriously yes man was literally the only other program that was affected by the crash, it FELT targeted lmao

when i got the game working again, i had to replay the sequence where i killed benny and it didnt crash when i killed him this time. actually seeing him fall to the ground dead was oddly both cathartic and painful. i took his belongings (which felt kinda disrespectful but im sure he'd have wanted me to lol) and i left the fort wearing his suit. i gave yes man his gun (maria, which i love that he named, the loser)

i dont think benny was Right (though i dont think anyone in this game is meant to be entirely Right lol) but i also think he had the right idea going in. he's equal parts inspiring and a cautionary tale and i hate him just as much as i love him. he might be my favorite character in this game. i'll miss you, you asshole

[punkscowardschampions]

Barly

Bartley: Why have you taken it off?

Carly: I’m not after owing you

Bartley: You don’t, just put it back on

Carly: idk how but even if I did 

Carly: no

Bartley: You don’t have to make a point by being an idiot, you need it

Carly: busying yourself forgetting i exist instead of calling us more names was your point

Carly: & a need to take care of myself

Bartley: It’s a stupid decision then

Bartley: it cost [however little because it’d be a couple of quid vibes], you can give me that back if you’re that concerned with being independent 

Carly: Ive no €€€s

Carly: sorry

Bartley: I don’t want the money 

Bartley: I’ll put it back up

Carly: it’s my mess

Carly: I don’t want your help

Bartley: I didn’t ask you for anything for it

Bartley: why are you being like this about it

Carly: whyd u make me feel bad about it?

Bartley: I never did, you threw it all back in my face

Carly: but you did, you do 

Carly: & a friend wouldnt

Bartley: You got weird, I don’t know why, what’s in your head

Carly: its never you’re mean its im mental & everythings my fault

Bartley: I’m mean

Bartley: go on, what did I say that’s so mean

Carly: you treat us as a problem & get 😤😠 theres no solving me

Bartley: I just wanted you to take care of yourself

Bartley: if that makes me a terrible person then so be it

Carly: i meant what I said you’re decent & good

Carly: your hearts in the right place

Bartley: You don’t need to say it

Carly: yea I’ve the need to

Bartley: It’s what makes everything awkward

Bartley: if you could just accept it for what it is, we’d not even be having this conversation

Carly: what is it?

Bartley: You know what it is

Bartley: or did before you got all in your head again

Carly: before I got my own hopes up

Carly: tell me what this really means

Bartley: I can’t be decent and have my heart in the right place now?

Carly: I said so

Bartley: and what you say is so

Carly: my opinion’s only that

Carly: what would you have me think?

Bartley: I don’t know

Bartley: no one thinks anything of me, I’m just there

Carly: everyone 💭 something of u, boy

Bartley: as a comparison to the others, yeah, maybe then

Carly: sure sometimes as is the way of families ive no doubt

Carly: but then in your own right too

Bartley: no, they don’t

Bartley: but you’re only trying to be nice so thanks, I guess

Carly: im not but add it to your forgetting if you’ve a mind to

Bartley: You wouldn’t get it

Bartley: you’ve not family like that

Carly: I wouldn’t & couldnt reckon ive the knowing of your life, no

Bartley: If you’re going to go off like that, get upset, then it’s probably best we keep our distance

Bartley: I wasn’t trying to make shit worse

Carly: k 💚

Carly: grand there’s 1 thing to be agreed on between us

Bartley: Sure, grand is what it is

Carly: I’m still & never trying to bring trouble to u

Carly: if keeping my distance’s the way to guarantee i don’t id call it a grand idea

Bartley: you’re just being confusing

Carly: me

Carly: im in the company for it if I am 😵💫🙃

Bartley: I’ve never known a girl say so much to say nothing of any sense, like

Carly: have you ever for proper known a girl?

Bartley: Hilarious craic, you

Carly: so’s you saying you like me if im no drama 

Carly: if I behave myself how youre after

Carly: ifs that mean u dont like me at all

Bartley: I never said you had to, I’m telling you you’re being mental

Bartley: and you’re proving my point, fucking hell

Carly: sense is in finding a girl who’s less mental like

Carly: best of 🍀🐇🌠🎲 w it

Bartley: don’t you want to sort yourself out

Carly: idk whats even wrong w me

Carly: I can’t

Bartley: You think too much, for a start

Carly: what did you reckon the 🍭🍬🚬🌿🌼🍄🍆🍺🍷🥃🍸🎱🔮🎈 was all for if not to stop

Carly: my god, I try so hard to its close to shaming as ive it in me to feel

Bartley: It don’t work, does it

Carly: im worse w out though

Bartley: Maybe so

Carly: no maybe in it & youre running already so what hope have I

Carly: im not confused about the state of me or things like

Bartley: I’ve not run nowhere, you have

Carly: they werent 👢👢 for running in but ive had my 💭 to take your warnings & hints & away myself true enough

Bartley: You heard what you wanted and it’s fine

Bartley: you don’t owe us nothing

Carly: I heard what u wanted & don’t

Bartley: turn it on me when all you do is self-sabotage 

Carly: all you do is slag me

Bartley: we could’ve just hung out, watched the fucking film

Bartley: I never wanted anything else, why would I turn it into this drama

Carly: you could’ve just

Carly: im incapable of it as the most mental girl you know

Bartley: you don’t know how to sit down in front of a telly 

Carly: idk how to sit w you now all my thoughts are of u

Carly: to stay still cos 1 wrong move & youre 😤😠 @ me

Bartley: is that all you think I’ve use for

Carly: no lad has ever had but 1 use for me

Bartley: and we’re all the same

Bartley: just like you said you didn’t think, nice one

Carly: im saying youre different & its why idk what to do

Bartley: There’s more to life

Bartley: I’d rather be friends

Carly: I’m sorry

Bartley: just

Bartley: do you want to be or not because I’m not chasing you around for it

Carly: course, come now im not that mental id say no

Bartley: you must get bored, you never go to school how you’re meant

Carly: time flies when youre 🚀🌟🌌🪐☄️

Bartley: you’ll have a heart attack if you’re not careful

Carly: I wish I could make you understand how I feel when im not 🚀🌟🌌🪐☄️

Bartley: like you’re going to have a heart attack, better be the answer or it’s invalid

Carly: like I’m having 1s a start

Bartley: they make you calm

Carly: they get me out my door

Bartley: I reckon you could get the levels better

Bartley: so you’re alright to go out and not alright to be a holy show

Carly: maybe but 🍭🍬s slightly addictive, have you know as my makeshift priest

Bartley: are you

Bartley: addicted

Carly: idk ive not quit for the knowing of how hard it is or isnt

Bartley: How does that happen at your age, by God

Carly: happens i should be @ [the psych ward Joe is]

Bartley: wouldn’t they have you on their own 🍭🍬

Carly: yea & I don’t think they’ve more of an idea about levels from what ali says of her brother

Bartley: you don’t want to be in there with the likes of him

Bartley: as dangerous as with your mammy and her fellas

Carly: I’m after being normal if you can have a word with your man jesus there next time you’re @ his house

Bartley: always worth the asking

Carly: 🙏💙🔮💜🤞🌠

Bartley: works better if you put some effort in

Carly: talk of getting on my knees s’not friendly

Carly: where im putting my effort

Bartley: 🙄👏 you

Carly: ah here, wheres yours?

Carly: find some kindness for me

Bartley: sure, you’re trying

Bartley: and he loves a 

Carly: 💒😍💋🥰💞😘💓💒

Bartley: there’s not loads of eligible bachelors there, no

Bartley: not under 75 

Carly: could find my ma her new fella as its my fault shes in need

Carly: hell fearing’d be a step up

Bartley: if she started turning up at services, it’d be the final straw 

Carly: her 1 boundary best b kept in place or god help us

Bartley: shame keeps some out their seats but some in theirs

Bartley: no telling which way it’d go

Carly: the way of no shame

Bartley: I don’t believe it’s real

Carly: of her?

Carly: what more are you looking to 👀

Bartley: of anyone

Carly: I’ve never been shown its untrue of my mammy just yet only shown up by her but whos to be sure

Bartley: she must care what her blokes think of her

Carly: for a time while they’ve use ⌚️⏱⏲⏰⌛️⏳

Carly: shes 1 for getting bored how you’d have me

Bartley: she’d care if you hid her tan and hair dye

Carly: 😅

Bartley: might have to assess her priorities then

Carly: would you be my friend still if she tanned us?

Bartley: I dunno about that one

Carly: oh do u not

Carly: what a traitor to ur culture when thats the look all your girls go for themselves

Bartley: not all, okay

Bartley: and a tan doesn’t have to be orange

Carly: if u say so bb

Carly: but don’t worry yourself ill stay only ☀️💋⛅️💋☁️💋

Bartley: It stains everything awful, spend all your life getting it out your towels and sheets

Carly: don’t 💭 of my sheets

Bartley: I’m not a degenerate

Carly: what 1 would speak like but I believe you

Bartley: None of that, shh

Carly: 😶💚

Bartley: you’ll put the lock back up, won’t you

Carly: weren’t being awkward for eejits sake when I told you idk how

Carly: ali’ll help me if I ask when shes done being punished by her ma for having her boyfriend though

Bartley: I can show you, it’s alright

Bartley: why’s her mammy suddenly bothered, what’s that about

Carly: idk she hates men who arent ali’s da cos they’ve done her wrong

Bartley: Ali’s boyfriend is a little boy, surely

Bartley: bit mad for her to be going off like it’s otherwise

Carly: hes older than you, boy

Bartley: is he now

Carly: shh yourself im not meant to tell you nothing

Bartley: I’ll work it out

Bartley: like a guessing game

Carly: I won’t play & u cant make me

Bartley: already got the age range down, younger than a teacher but older than me

Carly: be all you get, ive promised 

Carly: 😶💛

Bartley: I’m not prying

Carly: it's no game like

Carly: she’s my only friend

Bartley: oh, thanks very much

Carly: I can’t see you 

Carly: or have you 👀 @ me

Bartley: never again

Bartley: are you going to hide in your ‘van?

Carly: not forever

Bartley: how long then

Carly: idk a week or 2

Bartley: then you’ll feel better

Carly: I’ll look it anyway

Bartley: why, what’s wrong

Carly: im grand but for the look of chucking myself down the [however many flights of stairs they were gonna]

Bartley: but how did you actually get like that

Carly: please don’t ask me

Bartley: right

Carly: it was wrong of me

Bartley: you did what you needed

Carly: but I’ve no pride in what I need

Bartley: not saying you should

Carly: I went to my dealer w no money

Bartley: I’d sooner pay than have to hear about that ever

Carly: I’m sorry you’re hearing of it & I’ll spare you the sight of me

Bartley: you don’t have to for my sake but you won’t want the others seeing you either so

Bartley: yeah

Carly: idc about what the others 👀

Bartley: you should

Bartley: they’ll not be trying to hold back from saying anything that could be the wrong thing

Carly: they never do & their piece they wanna say has truth enough to it

Carly: I did the wrong thing

Bartley: reckoning it’s appropriate don’t mean you have to aspire to it

Carly: it’s deserved for once

Bartley: so enjoy it, yeah

Bartley: is that what you want me to say

Carly: if I’m caught out of my hiding spot the rest can enjoy themselves 🦊🐶🐶🐶

Carly: & you can say whatever u want its not for putting a stop to either

Bartley: you’re in luck that everyone’s distracted atm

Carly: call me a whore so’s we can move past this

Bartley: no

Bartley: ‘cos that’s so obviously what you want

Carly: for us to be friends yea that is what I want

Bartley: then stop trying to make me

Carly: don’t hold over me what I gave you fair chance to say

Bartley: I don’t need to

Carly: k then

Bartley: how are we ever going to be friends if you reckon that’s all that’s in my head and next out my mouth

Carly: tell me what is & i won’t guess there’s our how

Bartley: I have to tell you everything in my head or you’ll lose yours

Carly: you didnt have to say it like such a gobshite but hey

Carly: something from in your head at least

Bartley: you make me sound like I’m thick in mine

Carly: & you make me sound more gone in mine even than I am

Bartley: I’m not good with words and you’re after me saying loads of them

Carly: I’m no good in my actions but u were after me acting loads better

Bartley: too good, arguably

Carly: I’ll do anything or nothing if you talk to me

Bartley: I am

Bartley: we’re talking now, girl

Carly: & u’ll put the 🔐 back like this never happened?

Bartley: dunno why you took it off in the first place, yeah

Carly: dont you

Bartley: already said I think it was a dumb thing to do

Carly: yea but that’s not the same as you dont know y it was something i did

Bartley: you wanted to see if I actually cared

Carly: & you were after ⏪

Bartley: how did you work out that had anything to do with it

Carly: cos it does

Carly: before i was in my box & u thought of me how you thought of me til 🔐 made it different

Bartley: why’s it make it different?

Carly: you never cared til I brought it to you & forced your hand

Bartley: I’ve never seen anyone acting like he was with you before

Bartley: a full-grown adult, like

Carly: I’m sorry you saw

Bartley: we only need be sorry it happened

Carly: I’m used to it happening

Carly: men of his sort & what they do

Bartley: you shouldn’t be

Carly: hes braver or stupider than most, to his credit 

Carly: if we can call it that

Bartley: we can’t

Bartley: there’s no one lower

Carly: no matter the fellas away now

Bartley: ‘til the next one

Carly: they’re not all of em visiting for me

Carly: the next’ll probably wish I wasnt there

Bartley: but there’s no guarantee

Bartley: that’s why she should’ve found herself a decent man by now, it isn’t safe

Carly: decent men are after decent women to settle down w

Bartley: obviously

Carly: when youre older it’ll be your way

Bartley: yeah

Carly: ive no guarantees for my path how you’ve

Bartley: is that what you want

Carly: wanting won’t make it so

Carly: nobody wants me for a wife only for things they’d never ask of who they’ll marry

Bartley: everyone can get what they want

Bartley: but of course you’ll have to act like the sort of girl who’s a wife not a whore, you can’t have your cake and eat it too

Carly: & an act would be all it was

Carly: ive already eaten my 🧁🍰 or been eaten like

Bartley: and we can all always mend our ways and repent

Bartley: if you’re not willing to then it isn’t actually important to you

Carly: every bite didnt make me 🤢🤮

Carly: being sorry enoughs hard

Bartley: there’s your answer then

Carly: I dont have it in me to be 🤍🙏💍❄️🧼✨👰

Bartley: lucky no one is going to make you then, I guess

Carly: yea 🍀🐇🌠🎲

Bartley: you’d hate being married

Carly: why would I?

Bartley: only being with one person

Carly: oh

Carly: well 1 lad was my 💭 but I picked wrong

Bartley: won’t Ronan go out with you?

Carly: he don’t reckon im as alike to ali as u

Bartley: I could talk to him, make him do the honourable thing

Carly: hes no need when I never did the honourable thing by him

Bartley: guess it saves the drama anyway

Bartley: not meant to

Carly: ive more use for friends & hes meant to be

Carly: I hope so now

Bartley: it must be awkward

Carly: course but we’re both trying for it to be less

Bartley: did warn you, like

Carly: I remember

Bartley: not about to gloat, you’re grand

Carly: told you Id not stop u

Bartley: there’s no joy in it, trust me

Carly: if theres ever

Carly: go for your life & have mine w it

Bartley: why would there be

Carly: idk maybes youll hate us again tomorrow or soon

Bartley: even if I did, it still makes my family look stupid so no

Bartley: it never will 

Carly: k never

Bartley: right

Carly: & next warning ill listen 

Carly: how I said

Bartley: I’ve only so many cousins who are eligible 

Bartley: what’s done is done

Carly: but its not why I’m done u know my reasons arent the lack of lads of age on site

Bartley: yeah, I know

Carly: whats done is though you’re right

Bartley: best we can do is move on from it all, everyone

Bartley: there’ll be something else to talk about if we wait long enough

Carly: will I see you once ive waited out my skin being a colour whats neither 🧡 or ❤️💜💙?

Bartley: if you manage hiding that long in the first place

Carly: youve plenty work on to busy your days w & nights are only so long even alone cos ive my ma to keep me from really being

Bartley: I couldn’t still be in with my family

Carly: 🍀🐇🌠🎲 you dont have to

Bartley: it’s for the babies only, well, for boys, girls ‘til they have their own home and family to leave for

Carly: she’d be lost if i left

Carly: having to feed & keep herself in clean towels

Bartley: you’re the child not her

Carly: wes both better @ it the other way round

Bartley: mammy her properly and get her to sort herself out then

Carly: in 1 👂 & out the 2nd like the 👶 shes playing @ 

Carly: as a mammy I must b too soft

Bartley: must be so

Carly: 🍼🍭🍬🧸🎁🎈🧁🍰

Bartley: 🍭🍬🚬🌿🌼🍄🍆🍺🍷🥃🍸🎱🔮🎈

Carly: I’d hate being a for proper mammy to b sure

Bartley: take it off your goal list

Carly: the future’s to look to when theres something worth 

Bartley: ‘cos now is so stellar, like

Carly: 🎅🎄🌟🎁⛄️ before yous blink

Bartley: what are you getting

Carly: 🙏💙🔮💜🤞🌠 the coat i couldnt afford bonfire night

Carly: but idk

Carly: what r you?

Bartley: nice one

Bartley: I’m not sure, clothes too, maybe

Bartley: not bothering getting a car of my own until I’m old enough

Carly: I won’t tell the others ive heard you say ur bothered by gorja laws

Bartley: I’d be the one getting caught and the car taken and my daddy in trouble

Bartley: it’s just my luck, like

Bartley: Moses is jammy and Johnny could be an adult proper, way he carries himself

Carly: you carry yourself as well as your brother

Bartley: you think?

Carly: yea ive thought it a long time now

Bartley: well, thanks for that

Bartley: I’m not as serious, don’t have to be

Carly: idk youre serious when you lay the law down to me

Bartley: that’s special circumstances, usually I’m not

Carly: im special is it?

Carly: new 1 there

Bartley: sure, you can take it as a compliment if you fancy

Carly: rare as they are I’ll take em all 💎

Bartley: they can’t be that rare

Carly: why not?

Bartley: because you’re a pretty girl

Bartley: maybe you need to go to school more, then they’d not be

Carly: 😳🍨 if i was called pretty @ school instead of what I am i might

Bartley: are people cunts to you?

Carly: talk & my rep follows me off site like

Carly: its my own fault how they are

Bartley: is it?

Carly: somes surely my ma’s grant u but she’d not take it on as hers & Im not dragging the dead 🐎 along too

Bartley: I get it

Carly: I’m not 1 of yous but i go in for the same slagging to everyone @ school as youve had

Bartley: they stop once you smack them

Carly: you told us Im not built for 💪🥊🤕

Bartley: you’re not, no

Bartley: but I can’t hit no girls for you either

Carly: i asked you not to hit my ma’s man I wouldnt of u to smack no girls 

Carly: where’d be the sense

Bartley: I’m just saying

Carly: what youd protect me if you could?

Bartley: yeah

Carly: i'm just teasing

Bartley: very funny, messer

Carly: you’re v sweet

Bartley: I’ve heard

Carly: I dont wanna erin’s craic its k

Carly: whatever she whispered in your 💚👂 when she werent attached to your face’s between yous

Bartley: shut up 🙄

Carly: shut me up or quit ur 🙄

Bartley: her craic is never so you want to think on

Carly: don't you think shes pretty?

Bartley: sure, she’s fine

Bartley: it’s her personality

Carly: 😅😅😅

Carly: I like you & your bluntness all the more when its not directed @ me

Bartley: 😏

Bartley: I were nice, I didn’t kick her out or anything

Carly: me too & I wanted to kick her or drag her out by her hair or something

Bartley: did you

Carly: u & her knocks me 🤮 or 💪🥊🤕 or 😭 I said

Bartley: I remember

Bartley: there’s no me and her

Carly: you & 🤶 then

Carly: whoever’s next

Bartley: maybe you’d make a decent fighter after-all

Bartley: didn’t know you had so much rage in you

Carly: this heres why I asked if you’ve the knowing of any girls

Bartley: you’re always nice to everyone, all smiley

Carly: she don’t deserve different shes not trying to make me jealous

Bartley: but you are

Carly: yea

Bartley: yeah

Carly: no, say ive nothing to be jealous of

Carly: cos there’ll be no you & 🤶

Bartley: but you know what you’ve to be jealous of 

Bartley: and I like that you are

Carly: I can’t 💪🥊🤕 no girls for u to watch 

Carly: not what your bday 🎁 were for

Bartley: it was for watching you though, wasn’t it

Carly: but you could pick something I know how to do

Carly: go easier on me

Bartley: like walking downstairs on your hands, yeah

Carly: like that

Bartley: you’re mad

Carly: I’m less scared of stairs than I am of you

Bartley: why are you scared of me

Carly: its a bigger fall for u

Carly: it’d hurt more

Bartley: I won’t let it

Carly: you can’t protect me

Bartley: I’m not stupid, like the pair of them

Carly: they’re not, I am

Bartley: yes, they are

Bartley: I’d not do that

Carly: none of yous ever lied to me

Carly: I lied to myself

Bartley: They could’ve avoided everyone knowing, it’s not rocket science 

Carly: I won’t let anyone know why I’m smacking erin if shes back again

Bartley: she’s not meant to be here

Carly: you don’t want her

Bartley: only to see you pull her hair, maybe

Carly: maybe id risk my rep changing for the sake of what you’re after

Bartley: you want to

Carly: I want you to 👀 me

Bartley: I will

Carly: I won’t always be pretty

Bartley: yes you are

Carly: not if I let the 🍭🍬🚬🌿🌼🍄🍆🍺🍷🥃🍸🎱🔮🎈 all wear off

Bartley: I’m not scared

Carly: I am but I’ll still do it

Bartley: You’re brave then

Carly: desperate ive been called

Bartley: not for me

Carly: not by you but its for u

Bartley: it is now

Carly: I am now

Bartley: soon

Carly: from right now

Bartley: you have been thinking about me since [the night of the lock debacle] 

Carly: since [she saw them kiss and wanted to die in the most exact timeframe we can put that] if you’re after having it right, boy

Bartley: shit

Bartley: you really are jealous

Carly: I hate her

Carly: youre turning me into someone I’m never

Bartley: you’re still the sweetest to me

Carly: when you taste me ill forgive you

Carly: maybe her too but im not promising like

Bartley: you should hate her, that’s how it made me feel

Carly: did it?

Bartley: maybe I can’t hate them forever, we’re family

Bartley: but when it all went down, ‘course

Carly: don’t hate them forever

Carly: I’ll make it up to u, for everything

Bartley: You can do better

Carly: I’ll do anything

Carly: say it & its good as already done

Bartley: I know you’d do anything but what do you want to do

Carly: youre asking me?

Bartley: go on

Carly: no one ever has before I’m 😳

Bartley: Good

Carly: for an answer…

Carly: I want you to kiss me

Bartley: I will

Carly: when?

Bartley: when you’re not black and blue no more

Carly: k but you’re not to 💪🥊🤕 my dealer so’s we match in the time between

Bartley: Be all the better I never see his face again

Carly: I’m about to try my hardest to give him no cause to show it nowhere I’m @ or off to

Bartley: Glad to hear it

Carly: til im glad to chuck myself down the stairs for my personality to put a stop to itself

Carly: & you reckon erin’s a 1 for hers

Bartley: don’t I know yours yet?

Carly: my god I don’t even know it yet

Bartley: how can you reckon it so terrible then

Carly: my ma reckoned on turning to 🍭🍬🚬🌿🌼🍄🍆🍺🍷🥃🍸🎱🔮🎈 herself for a reason & ive no daddy for another

Bartley: both being your mammy has no sense

Carly: you’ve sense to move yourself from me in ways of your own

Bartley: it’s not right, for girls and boys to be friends, not to us

Bartley: it isn’t personal

Carly: it’ll be personal this time, most it can

Bartley: because it’s private

Carly: what if you don’t like me underneath? what am I to do?

Bartley: I already do

Carly: oh

Bartley: oh, yeah, alright

Bartley: so stop worrying

Carly: if I cover myself w makeup & clothes to mean none of the bruises show u could stop me worrying

Bartley: no, I don’t want to see you yet

Carly: sorry I’ll be 😇✨🙏

Bartley: I’ll see you when you’re all better

Carly: 😁🤍🌞☁️🌼🌻🌚🌟🌠🤍

Bartley: if you need somewhere to hide out from your mammy whilst I’m at work, you can use my ‘van

Bartley: I have a spare [wherever a boy would, in the BBQ perhaps]

Carly: you’ll make me cry 🥺😢😭

Bartley: ah, don’t do that

Carly: but its that kind of u

Bartley: you can have Ali in but no one else, alright

Carly: I swear

Carly: to treat the place even better than if it was my own

Bartley: it’s a deal then

Carly: 🤝💚

Carly: [okay so the first day she uses his caravan, which I don’t imagine is anywhere near the next day after what we just did because she’s got a detox to do and many a panic attack to have, but whenever it is during the bruise fading 2 week period, we ALL know she’s gonna tidy up his caravan top to bottom for the whole day basically so it’s the tidiest it’s ever been (including washing the blanket she used before obvs) and pick him some of the flowers that are around and about for his table and leave him some kind of one pot meal that he only has to heat up when he gets back from work, it’s FINE]

Bartley: Was all this you?

Carly: I’m sorry

Carly: I only meant to wash up ☕️🥄 I’d used but I started & never stopped

Carly: don’t be 😤😠 @ me

Bartley: Why would I be mad at you

Bartley: I thought my mammy had been ‘round, you didn’t have to do any of this

Carly: I got carried away, like 😳

Carly: might be you dont even eat [whatever she has made which is the most lowkey and chill and boy safe meal ever but we’re still scared he’ll hate it]

Bartley: I do

Bartley: Thanks, for everything

Carly: its nothing

Carly: nowhere near as nice as letting me borrow your van today

Bartley: it’s very nice

Bartley: and I’m not good with words so I don’t know how to tell you it’s not nothing but yeah

Carly: u did us a double favour not the other way round

Carly: keeping me busy 🌺🐝🍯 & out from under my mas feet

Bartley: I feel like I should give you something, like

Carly: you already gave me knowing of where 🔑 was

Bartley: suppose so

Carly: w out it id be 😈😝😜🤪😈

Bartley: I’m impressed

Carly: I can keep the devil out or the dust?

Bartley: two birds one stone, weren’t it

Carly: sure & ive some sanity kept in either way

Bartley: can tell you look after your ma and not the right way ‘round

Carly: I told you so but yea now you’ve been shown too

Bartley: the chinese is gonna wonder where I am

Carly: idm if you feel you’ve to tell me when to take a day off

Carly: for ur 🥡🥢🍜 craving’s sake

Bartley: less of a craving when it’s what I have every night my ma’s not made something, you’re grand

Carly: every night? 😅

Carly: come now boy you’ll have the heart attack before I’ll

Bartley: Sure it depends what we’re driving past on the way home

Bartley: don’t judge me, girl

Carly: what I’m gonna do is care for u every night your mammy’s her other mouths to feed

Carly: then you’ll stay 💪💚 as you are

Bartley: what about yours?

Bartley: she can’t be risking 🥡🥢🍜 every night

Carly: nor can I

Carly: but 1 portion extra won’t be no bother to me if wes all eat the same

Bartley: sounds good to me

Carly: not seen the inside of the chinese since [whatever special occasion it’s a tradition for whether that’s boxing day or your mum’s bday or whatever, we’re giving it’s been ages but now this boy has made her want one haha]

Bartley: I owe you one now

Bartley: what do you get?

Carly: nah you’re grand

Carly: my ma’s no believer in the 🧚‍♀️🥡🥢🍜🧚‍♀️ & what else would I tell her?

Bartley: you can have it at mine

Bartley: no need to share your [thing that everyone always wants like spring rolls or prawn toast and you’d have to fight over in a fam]

Carly: or my [and tell him your order even though you’re sure he’ll make fun of you because I imagine it’s the kind of thing George mocks in his vids because your mother is that chav and you’ve clearly been having the same thing since you were an even younger child than the child you still are cos anxiety be like]

Carly: but I’m to wait [however long is left of your he doesn't want to see you with bruises era] then? 🥺💔😢💔😭💔

Bartley: ‘fraid so

Bartley: you’ll be all the more hungry for it at least

Carly: you don’t reckon ive worked up appetite enough for all your talk of being impressed w me

Bartley: you must be knackered, definitely 

Carly: 🙏💙🔮💜🤞🌠 I’ll sleep well 

Carly: another favour you’ll have done by me

Bartley: you did it yourself, along with making this place look brand new

Carly: least I can til I look new again myself

Bartley: not like you owed me anything

Carly: I wanted to do something kind back w the 🔑 cos of your  offer being kind in itself

Bartley: I didn’t offer just to be nice

Carly: you just are

Bartley: not always

Carly: I’ve had time to think of how often it’s been true & it’s more than not

Bartley: it has?

Bartley: I’ll have to take your word

Carly: I don’t blame you doubting it when there’s plenty ive only ever wanted to be true but this is

Bartley: I just don’t feel like I’ve been that nice to you

Bartley: just not the worst

Carly: you’re the nicest take my word

Bartley: alright

Carly: I like your [something she saw in his caravan] 

Bartley: oh

Bartley: I probably should’ve tidied up better myself before I left

Carly: you werent expecting me

Carly: & im not teasing, I mean it

Carly: [say something more specific about why you like the thing because you really do]

Bartley: was today the first time you came over?

Carly: yea

Carly: 1st I went from feeling like I couldn’t leave ours to I feckin had to go that minute there or else

Bartley: yeah, know the feeling

Bartley: I’m glad, that you did

Carly: me too

Bartley: I know I could just say I’ll see you now but I can’t

Bartley: I know I’ll not be alright with it

Carly: I’m not after u 👀 @ me  ❤️💜💙 either

 Carly: but I forget when ive had the day 💭 of you w all your things round me

Bartley: as long as we’re on the same page

Carly: we’re right to wait

Carly: & as you’ve clean sheets to lie on no reason it’ll hurt you to

Bartley: oh am I to get a good nights sleep too?

Carly: unless you can’t for 💭 of me in your bedroom

Bartley: might’ve crossed my mind

Carly: luckily I never kept u from your work having no knowing I was there doing my own for you yet

Carly: I’m still to be counted as 😇✨🙏 how I said I’d behave

Bartley: can’t fault you, nah

Carly: my cooking maybe when you’ve tried it

Bartley: I wouldn’t say, I’ve got manners

Carly: I can’t tell your mammy & if u hate it I’d sooner be told than feed you shite you’ve no stomach for

Bartley: It isn’t

Carly: you like it?

Bartley: ‘course, yeah

Carly: yay

Bartley: Yay, you’re gas

Carly: what’s gas?

Bartley: you, you’re funny

Carly: can’t I be 😁😁😁 you’re not 🤢🤮?

Bartley: you can

Bartley: but why would I be, you’re no dope, you know how to cook

Carly: for my ma

Carly: you’ve not killed your tastebuds 🚬🍺🍷🥃

Bartley: you don’t need to worry, alright

Carly: I’m not now, you like it

Bartley: Good

Carly: & you don’t have need to worry yourself bb

Carly: not about us im getting 😁🤍🌞☁️🌼🌻🌚🌟🌠

Bartley: I know

Carly: you’ll 👀

Bartley: yeah, so there’d be no point in you lying, I believe you 

Carly: you can trust me to tell yous all the truth

Carly: i am even when you’d be after hearing a lie instead

Bartley: I’ve seen you put your foot in it enough to know

Carly: you’re never far when it happens like but I take less offence to that than I used to

Bartley: you’re not the only one that makes a fool of themselves

Bartley: have been know to, unfortunately, so

Carly: much less often

Carly: you’re grand

Bartley: I’m trying to fit in

Bartley: you know you don’t

Carly: we won’t ever be welcome or belong

Carly: its my earliest knowing of what was so with living here

Bartley: has she ever said why here

Carly: not to me

Carly: but sure she’d wear her not fitting in like an honour, being so for the drama you hate

Bartley: that’s usually why gorjas try to be about us, sure

Carly: hear a story of hers you’ve em all there’s sense in that being an old & done to its death 1 as well

Bartley: Parents are just like that, a bit

Carly: doesnt jesus have words written down about how you’re to talk of your mammy & daddy?

Bartley: yes, but I never dishonoured ‘em

Bartley: I just mean they’ve their own words on everything and by the time you’re in double digits, you’ve heard ‘em all twice over at least

Carly: true enough, he’d probably agree anyway having had god & joseph both as his daddys

Bartley: must be so

Carly: I wonder where mine is & what words hes living by

Bartley: do you think about your daddy a lot?

Carly: I try not to he’d never be impressed by me 

Bartley: Can’t be very impressive himself, unless she gave him no clue of you

Carly: given who shes picked else since might be best I’m kept in darkness over him

Bartley: but you’d like to know, still

Carly: to have some real clue instead of my guesses would be something but hers are all she has

Bartley: a guess is just that, it can’t give you anything but it also can’t mess you up 

Bartley: like you said, you don’t know how bad it could be

Carly: you’re so 🍀🐇🌠🎲

Bartley: yeah, I know

Carly: but by the same logic my ma could be worse herself or I could be w out 1 at all

Carly: meaning ive some 🍀🐇🌠🎲

Bartley: couldn’t it always be worse

Bartley: don’t mean you have to be glad and grateful 

Carly: if not I’d be 😤🍋😠🍋😡😈🤬😈 & 🥺💔😢💔😭💔

Carly: if im not trying to find the good what am I trying to do?

Bartley: you don’t have to let her walk all over you and take the piss though

Bartley: there’s nothing 😁😁😁 about that

Carly: u don’t have to live with her

Bartley: no, you do

Carly: & my god I’m trying my best

Bartley: okay

Carly: you’ve always something to say to put me in the wrong

Bartley: that’s not what I said

Carly: it is

Bartley: It ain’t, don’t tell me what I said

Carly: I heard what you said

Bartley: yeah and how you interpret my words is on you and your brain

Carly: sure look its been a 1 minute since you could find fault w me & now here’s your 1st chance to be back calling us mental again

Carly: have ur fun, boy

Bartley: Jesus Christ

Bartley: whatever

Carly: k yea whatever

[misqnon]

IM SORRY FOR PLANTING THE IDEA IN UR HEAD THAT I WOULD TRY TO DECEIVE U /GEN

being 14 and stupid is a valid reason. i too was 14 and stupid at one point

i get really jealous when my fav fictional characters get into a relationship (assuming i like them romantically) and so .. best for me to not ship them.. and also best for me to not fall for characters that will get together with someone. loz:totk spoilers but seeing sidon got married actually broke my heart..... i was so sad...

ACTUALLY PHOENIX AND MILES DO HAVE A RIVALRY UR RIGHT.. i dont ALWAYS hate enemies to lovers. but they were friends first.. and then they became friends again. so i think i categorize them differently in my head

kidd becoming king of the pirates sounds pretty impossible to me because.. i fully believe luffy will do it. but i can see how it would happen if like. luffy gets the one piece but doesnt take credit for it or something. i could also kinda see a route where luffy, kidd, and law all reach the end point together

in the world of pirates i guess most can be forgiven. i definitely DO forget abt how awful some characters were so his way of just rewriting them to be nicer ... kinda works..

u might have linked the wrong video bc i dont remember him saying anything about sanji's eyebrow swirl. maybe i wasnt paying enough attention,, i do think i like partially noticed that oda's signature has sanji's eyebrow swirl but ... yeah that is VERY telling

"and i want to beat him to death with hammers . who said that" LMAO i can relate..

AGHH U WORDED IT SO WELL.. "zoro is boisterous." YES HE IS... UR SO RIGHT.. like he has a lot of quieter moments post timeskip but when hes loud hes LOUD,, i watched episode 2 which is the buggy episode (idk if he shows up later or not) but i did Not Hear the fuck... i mustve filtered it out. too used to hearing cuss words..

RIGHT, they did a great job with the casting. trans koby is so good..

"GOD I WISH SHE WAS REAL" ME TOO

"thank you for showing me!! :D" <3 :)

i found out google had a record of a bunch of accounts that used my email with passwords that mightve been compromised. like . i found that a while ago. but i couldnt log into any of the accounts because . well probably because they WERE compromised. and half of it i was just like ... i dont remember this.... im just living my life with probably a million accounts on various websites that have been stolen. actually my og minecraft account from when i was 9 was stolen.. it was heartbreaking.

THAJK U i will enjoy. i will.

gasp . i.. that is very sweet of u to offer, thank u. my music taste is honestly really hard to pin down i think.. from what i have gathered from other people

"I FUNDED IT" YOU DID!!

"some people have said it seemed fake/forced" noo 😭😭. iñaki seems too genuine for that. i fully believe he was actually that excited. i think he just kinda has that awkward... dare i say autistic... energy. so his interactions with people probably seem forced no matter what. i am just speculating though

was it the zosan comic because i had seen that on my own timeline like 5 times already before u reblogged it LOL

genuinely i think its just because i have dissociative amnesia ahjdhs. but i do think its a funny story to tell people... like yeah... i forgot....

my gender evolution has been genderfluid -> cis girl -> genderfluid -> cis girl -> genderfluid -> cis girl -> trans man? -> trans man who uses he/they pronouns -> transmasc -> nonbinary/transmasc (i usually say nonbinary)

and now i am questioning my gender again. the grind never stops 💪🔥🔥

i say im non binary bc i . gave up. like i am so sick of trying to figure it out ... ill just use the biggest umbrella term.

i do remember that guy who keeps showing up on the sbs for his extremely perverted questions about women... and i would actually send in a question for the sbs but I don't know japanese and he doesnt answer questions that arent in japanese. or so i have heard. i could use a translator though so maybe im just making excuses

it IS a bop.. thank u for the context i heart when ppl tell me things so im not confused. i havent seen rupauls drag race.. i did mean to at one point and then i .. forgot about it

"I USE THAT SAME PHRASE A LOT AND ACCIDENTALLY DO THAT SAME THING EVERY TIME LMAO" IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES THAT AHJDS

OH PERFECT. MAGISTRATE OF SANJI!!! u get to sit in a courtroom full of sanji fans and judge ace attorney style cases

u havent even gotten to the death pact though have you?? LMAO

YES perfect. i agree its probably just cuz oda wants them to be more intimidating but thats not an interesting reason to me .. i want canonical reasoning behind the heights

"bisexuality of man or whatever" is so funny ..

i like dofuwani too but yeah i think they only really interact during marineford?? i think listing out what ships i like would be hard cuz i LIKE a lot of them but dont Care About most of them.. i care about shuggy.. and recently sanuso.. and ofc hanyagellan. i think thats it tbh. im way more likely to care about characters themselves rather than ships.

"im ngl hannyagellan is like a funny joke ship to me but if it becomes one of those crack ships u acciddentally get attached to im gonna be so mad (i wont be mad itll be really funny)" this is pretty much how i feel... like i was joking and i think its turning into . not a joke... i think im starting to be serious.....

i also miss kuina. like she barely appeared but she has such a big impact.... i wish . she. hadnt died. also i think about how her father's last words to her might have been that she can never be the strongest swordsman, because she was born female. i hate that guy... (her dad). i have seen people say her dad killed her or something and i dont like that theory. first of all i dont think her dad is evil like that. i think hes just your regular sexist dad lmao. but also i feel like it cheapens the impact of her death.

this panel is so good and. like. idk i feel like him realizing that humans are inherently weak is so important to his character.. thats why he protects weak people. because he sees his childhood friend in them. or thats my theory anyways,,

somewhat unrelated but i have always been amazed that people can imagine amvs/animations/stories while listening to music. like my aphantasia isnt that bad but HOW... doesnt the music block out all your thoughts... thats what it does for me...

ur probably right that it really was a gender thing im just.. huffing copium. im coping. i cant handle the reality that he might also be a sexist jerk

i think seeing plays is fun but being part of the production is way more exciting. i love getting to see all the behind the scenes work and like. i like being able to work with my hands a lot. and when i was spotlight for a few shows . that was so exciting. this is kinda lame but i get chills super easily from watching things (idk how else to explain this. chills. goosebumps. because im excited.) so whenever i would watch the shitty high school theatre productions we did i was still like. so proud of all the work that went into it. and i got chills every show. most of the time i didnt get to watch the show though because i was moving things on and off set. watching plays on youtube is so real.. i watched uh.. "natasha, pierre, and the great comet of 1812" on youtube. it was still very fun to watch. but yeah in person will always be better

NO i agree i dont rly think of robin as a mother either. i honestly dont like putting the parent role onto any of the older straw hats.. like why cant they just be cool older friends. an older person and younger person dynamic doesnt always have to be parent and child. i cant find the video but have u seen that video on youtube that has a bunch of sanji mother moments... its so cute..

ateez and stray kids were my favorites!!! not sure how familiar u are with kpop .. slang?? but i was ot8 for ateez (as in i liked everyone) and with stray kids changbin was my favorite. i still love them but they arent my hyperfixation rn. i was into bts when i was uhhh.. 12??

the video u sent seems fun and i will watch it after i finish this!!

*points* zosan liker.. /lh. i have seen quite a bit of themetalhiro but idk if im following them or not!! the other ppl i am not familiar with so yippee new content

i have plenty op thoughts i can share!! im honestly not good at asking questions so i tend to just say things n hope whoever im talking to can jump off whatever i say,,. i try to stay away from anything spoilery ofc but so many of my thoughts r spoilery... which is why i havent been throwing them all at u. and also some (a lot) of them are just .... law centered..... and ... u dont like him like i do... (which is fine ofc) i just dont wanna be annoying JSHRJ

ok this isnt really a theory or anything like that but i keep wanting to tell people about this and i am barely restraining myself so . i will tell u. ace sabo and luffy are called the asl brothers right? and ace... died.. my brothers and i also have the initials asl. or we did. but my deadname starts with an a.... my deadname and ace have something in common (theyre both dead).

thats not really anything but i just find it to be a very interesting coincidence . i like to think about it.

ok heres an actual thought. sorry if it sounds awkward. some of this would be spoilery so i will just not include it but. pirates are all about dreams. they have big, lofty goals that they dont usually tell people about, probably out of shame and embarrassment. in sabaody it is hinted that kidd and killer told people that they were going after the one piece, and they were laughed at for it. not many pirates are like luffy, who proudly proclaims that he will be king of the pirates and find the one piece.

i find it really interesting that crocodile is hinted at having had a dream that was only possible through taking over alabasta. and enel's dream was to get to the "endless varse", even after being defeated he still headed towards his dream. he just ended up going alone. big mom's dream is a utopia where every race can live peacefully together. they all are willing to do awful things for the sake of their dreams.

but again, the difference between luffy and these other people and their dreams is that luffy is not hurting people in the pursuit of his dream. he isnt causing a bunch of people to suffer. in fact, he is doing the opposite. he has continuously been shown to free people from their oppressive rulers, and he crushes the dreams of those who are willing to sacrifice innocent people to achieve their goals.

i dont really have an end point to this but i think that the differences are kind of proof that luffy is going to actually succeed. because he is good at heart. because he doesnt kill people for the sake of his dream. and also i pity the people he defeated. like yeah theyre awful. but i cant help but wonder what crocodile wanted. i cant help but think about what kind of circumstances led them to that point in their life

uhm uhmm yeah... i will think of questions to ask u.. so that u dont have to worry about asking Me questions..

"also p.s. there is never any pressure to watch any of the videos i link it is more for a sourcing purpose unless u actively want to watch them" i watched them anyways!! but i rly appreciate this .. tbh, usually i wont watch something when someone asks me to (pda autism perhaps), but when u say theres no pressure im like "oh. ok. that means i can do whatever i want.." and then i end up watching it most of the time. bc i am curious.

sanji is such a mess... i love that first image what a goofy face . i wish i could send videos through asks cuz i have.. a video from the 4kids dub saved.. that i think is funny... maybe i will send it another way. but alas. i will give u this instead.

CAN’T BELIEVE U WOULD SO SUCH A THING!! /j

NO FR I ACTUALLY LIKE YONA BUT. NOOO THEY MARRIED OFF MY MAN!!!!

i felt similarly when they almost married off sanji. but i really like pudding too. also hey why the FUCK did they make her 16-!!! (will never not be mad about it. they'd be kinda cute together if she wasnt tbh!!)

yea i assume the theories that are like “buggy will find the one piece first” or “kidd will become pirate king!” all assume luffy will do it in the way that matters. i COULD see the worst gen trio reaching it together but part of me really wants all the strawhats there when luffy finds it 🥺

i absolutely couldve linked the wrong video its been a while since i watched it lmao SORRY U SAT THROUGH A SANJI VIDEO FOR NOTHING

okay but regarding zoro THIS VIDEO IM IN THE MIDDLE OF WATCHING SO I KNOW ITS THE  RIGHT ONE. around 25 minutes in he starts discussing opla zoro’s issues and at 26:12 he brings up a little zoro recipe card that is exactly what we’ve been saying HAHA and dw u didnt miss the fuck its later on in the season.

all these stolen accounts….all around me are familiar faces…worn out places…..

i dont think inaki gives the impression of being autistic but with english being his second language he may just have that slight hesitation of understanding his brain working out the the english (and this is just ME suspecting and i could be totally off base) but especially in the oda video where everything oda says is translated through japanese to english but his first language is spanish kvnkd. i dont mean to imply i think hes bad at english or anything but when ppl say stuff to me in spanish (which i took for a few years) i always have to mega process it in my brain first

“was it the zosan comic” [hangs my head in shame] m..m…..maybe.,

A DIFFERENT IRL FRIEND OF MINE (who is very asexual, for reference) GOT A TUMBLR WITHOUT TELLING ME AND HAD BEEN FOLLOWING ME AND I HAD PREVIOUSLY TOLD HIM “YEA U SHOULD GET A TUMBLR BUT DONT WORRY ABOUT FOLLOWING ME U PROB WONT LIKE WHAT I POST HAHAHA….WHEN I FOUND OUT HE HAD BEEN FOLLOWING ME I WAS SO. EMBARR5ASSED. ALL MY ONE PIECE YAOI…AND VAMPIRE HORNY…ON FULL DISPLAY…I WAS LIKE PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE FILTERING THE CONTENT . I NEED U TO PUT “ZOSAN” ON UR FILTER ASK DONT ASK ME WHAT IT MEANS,

your gender just “i forgor..”

LMAO THE GENDER QUESTIONING GRIND. WE ARE ON IT TOGETHER MY BROTHER. mine was like. cis girl -> demigirl -> still demigirl but casually bc i kept forgetting -> questioning?? -> genderfluid?? or bigender?? is where i currently am at. 

I REMEMBER THAT GUY… SHOO..SHOO

he has mentioned a couple questions as being from overseas, but idk if they were sent in english originally and translated or what. we could Try

so to be fair i have only seen one season of drag race (i think it was 7. the one with kim chi) but i watch trixie and katya a lot so i absorb their knowledge. i really like drag. i kinda wanna try it someday 🧍

“OH PERFECT. MAGISTRATE OF SANJI!!! u get to sit in a courtroom full of sanji fans and judge ace attorney style cases” i literally. feel like i know exactly how this would go.

DUDEBROS WHO THINK HE’S COOL: [BANGS GAVEL] GUILTY

PPL WHO THINK HIS TREATMENT OF WOMEN IS PERFECT AND RESPECTABLE: [BANGS GAVEL] GUILTY

EIICHIRO ODA: [BANGS GAVEL] GUILTY

WOMEN WHO THINK HE’S A PATHETIC MEOW MEOW: [BANGS GAVEL] innocent

GAY PPL WHO PLAY WITH HIM LIKE TOYS: [BANGS GAVEL] innocent

(for legal reasons (haha get it) this is a joke bc all of these have nuance too them ofc. i think he’s very cool sometimes. but other times he is a LOSER. and . i guess i should give oda credit for like. making him,)

I HAVENT GOTTEN TO THE DEATH PACT YOU’RE VERY CORRECT BUT HEAR ME OUT: …THE ZOSANERS TALK ABOUT IT A LOT AND IT SOUNDS COMPELLING,

I LIKE SHUGGY. I WOULD LIKE CROSS GUILD AS A POLY SHIP MORE IF IT DIDNT FEEL MEAN WITH HOW OFTEN THEY BEAT UP ON BUGGY AND ALSO BC I THINK BUGGY BELONGS WITH MR. RED HAIR. the dynamic of shanks being desperate and pining over buggy while buggy thinks he hates him/knows but still hates him. is so funny. i love a onesided ship tbh

OH NO BRO….HANNYAGELLAN…ITS HAPPENING…

kuina gives me a lot of feelings. i love her and everything she stood for. and her time with us as the audience was so brief but we remember her too. i like thinking about what she could have been if we got to see her grown up bc she was such an awesome kid. to influence someone like zoro too. and yea koshiro seems generally pretty cool but that was FUCKED UP and im gonna be mad about it forever. i’ve also heard that “falling down the stairs” in japan can be a way of getting around saying it was a suicide and when i first got into the fandom that was compelling to me but now i dont like it bc. she wouldnt have done that. she made her promise with zoro. she was probably feeling more hopeful about her dream than ever. but then…one small accident and she’s gone. it fucks me up :/ it fucked ZORO up. ive never made the connection that thats why he protects weak people…ah . i think to me kuina made a promise, and zoro takes promises very seriously. he’s very blunt in that he takes things at face value and so a promise is an ironclad thing. i dont think hes stupid and cant tell when someone is being deceptive but i think he thinks deception in that way is kind of unhonorable. 

IF I MAY in one of my fics i set aside part of a chapter (titled zoro alone. hehehe atla reference) and wrote this about zoro and kuina. its very simple and doesnt dive deep but i like it 

“Zoro looks up from his walk along the path. Even in the near afternoon sun, the forest and its surroundings are grayish from the fog. Something snaps a twig. He glances over and spots a buck hopping through the forest in the distance. 

Dreams. Ambitions. Drive. Do what that day stole from Kuina. Defeat Dracule Mihawk. Become the world’s greatest swordsman- for both of them. They’re lofty goals- but he can achieve them. There’s no use in doubt or regret. 

He finds himself in the clearing. That same damn clearing from the first night. In fact, if he looks closely, he can still see the imprints of his boots, paced in circles in the dirt. It’s infuriating. This isn’t a good sign for his current navigational endeavors. Nonetheless, he perseveres, heading the way he remembers Sanji to have taken them yesterday.

Kuina. He doesn’t think of her as often as some might think. He doesn’t dwell on the past, only reflects on it. Today he is reflecting. The day he waited for Kuina by the lake, only for Koushirou to come instead. There’s been an accident, he’d said. She’s gone, he’d said. She’d been sick. She’d tripped. She’d fallen down the stairs. 

Zoro remembered how they’d overworked themselves the day before, training together. He had some childish thoughts that day. Impulsive and hurtful. He tried not to have those anymore. He instead wanted to focus on achieving what they had set out for themselves: their promise.”

i am always imagining amvs in my head to music. i make ANIMATICS in my head to music. but do i ever actually make those things….no. i do not

as a sanji liker i am huffing copium everyday. dont worry. dont worry about it. [streteches out my hand] lets take ibuprofen together

i get chills during performances too!! its just. SO COOL!!!! TO SEE PEOPLE ACT WITH SUCH PASSION AND PORTRAY EPIC STORIES..RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!! LIVE!! AH!!! THOSE BITVHES IN THE SHAKESPEAREAN ERA HAD A POINT

i agree actually! theyre a family but not literally. the mothering some of them show is just cute. and um YES OF COURSE ive seen the sanji mother moments video. god esp pre ts he was so damn cute sometimes 😭 im reading ur message and seeing some of ur posts now and i just feel like this 

“u like sanji now dont u rowan”

i think for ateez my friends favorite is seongwha…and my other friend’s bias in ateez is…i dont remember actually,

I LIKE LAW!!! LAW ME UP!!! IM THE MAGISTRATE AFTER ALL!!!! ksjncdkj no but really he isnt one of my ABSOLUTE FAVS but i really like him!! and after corazon…….law is just very compelling ok. i saved the hawaiian shirt comic to my phone as well btw. 

omg…rip to ace and also ur deadname i suppose…thats kind of funny. 

about ur thoughts on dreams: i…forgot crocodile had a dream beyond alabasta. i thought he just wanted power bc hes sand and its a sand country so it would be perfect for him. plus the poneglyph. now im really curious…i wonder if it relates to his backstory and the possible trans-ness of it? i mean…hm. the poneglyph was weapon related,...idk . croc backstory when…

and ur right about that! luffy is selfish and he’s not a hero but hes also NOT INTERESTED IN BEING NEEDLESSLY TERRIBLE…bc he’s after freedom and what use is it if u destory the freedom of others while searching for it for yourself? undermines your entire goal

i see ur video and i will respond to it shortly but man i DONT KNOW IF I CAN DO IT. HIS 4DUB VOICE PAINS ME PHYSICALLY

speaking of videos. i have a playlist where i put my fav one piece shits. again u do not have to watch any of these. but feel free to peruse

also HERE’S SOMETHING: the other day my friend asked me what i think the one piece is…and having not even reached joyboy/nika shit yet (i shouldnt know about that but alas. spoilers aplenty on the internet) i was freeballing but:

my friend @ liliflower137 had a crack theory that the one piece should be gold roger’s bug collection and with luffy’s love for beetles and the sense of adventure instilled from that i was like. i actually would not be upset at all if that was the case

so i think it might be related to…joyboy/nika/ the SUN…i think maybe its like a. a hat maybe. thats my guess. sun hat. from the original joy boy. its not a good guess but its all i HAVe

also…why do they call him bartolomeo the cannibal. i swear they didnt say anything about him eating people upon introduction. they just call him that. did i miss something. why is bartolomeo called a cannibal and yet when i, big mom, 

to end here’s a good zoro meme for u