#im sorry chances are this meme is stolen

[sneakdevil]

[knullanon]

Lex Luthor with 33?

before writing- oof vibes are only angst but i do have an idea (also yes im using Kit if u remember him then u deserve a veterans award for remembering my useless bitches i create while writing)

after writing- using my dads quotes that he told me at a young age is really making me cry but its for the plot. also poor kit. f in the chat everybody also got too invested in this so yes theres a bonus

ilomilo - billie eilish

the gala was the longest one you had been to yet. you were almost glad, however. it gave you more time to talk to kit.

kit was the nicest boy you’ve ever met. he was the one to give you a view on the outside world. he was the one to help you make new friends in your situations. he was the one to treat you like an actual human being.

and here he was, sitting with you and laughing on your phones about some meme you’ve seen. he was the one who you liked: like, really liked. had a crush on kind of liked.

it felt stupid. it even felt childish. you didn’t want to have these feelings. it made you feel like a child. you didn’t want to have these feelings so you wouldn’t be hurt. even if you knew most of his words weren’t true, lex had always warned you about boys at a young age. how did he put it?

“the only thing they will think about when they look at you is how they can improve their status or how they can manipulate you. do you understand me?”

he always made you promise that no, you weren’t going to get a boyfriend, or a girlfriend, for that matter. he said that the only thing that you would end up with is a broken heart and a messed up sense of trust. he said you would just be running from one person to another trying to gain love only to be dropped after they got what was needed out of you.

and even if you knew that his words were just to keep you with him, that doesn’t mean they just went out of your head. after you hear things for a while, they start to become real. you didn’t want to have lex tell you something along the lines of “i told you so”

however, whenever you were with kit, it felt like those worries weren’t even there. even if there was a nagging feeling about trusting him, you ignored it because of what kit gave you: freedom. 

he wouldn’t only talk to you because you were _____ luthor, he wouldn’t only talk to you just because he wanted your money, or power, he wanted to talk to you because of you. he liked who you were as a person, not who you were as a child of a celebrity.

maybe that’s why you gained a crush on him. because he reminded you of before you met lex. maybe you just liked him as a person, like he did you.

“_____, did you see what happened last night?” kit had asked, still snickering from the news article he showed you. you laughed. 

“oh, wow, what party did you attend to this time?”

“none, at all actually: the entire city was on lockdown.”

“really?” you asked, turning to him. “which villain caused a mass murder this time, then?”

kit shrugged. “not really a mass murder, more of a... robbery.”

you rolled your eyes. “really? a city lockdown because of a small robbery?”

“a small robbery from one of lexcorp’s own warehouses.” 

that got your attention. “how much?”

“a small multi-million dollar heist-”

“oh, stop making fun of me, I didn’t know!”

“it was a small price to pay, apparently-”

“stop!” you playfully shoved him out of his seat, and he fell right on his ass. you gasped and when you saw that he wasn’t moving, you quickly got up and bent down to where he was sitting. “kit? goddamnit, kit-”

when he jumped up from the ground, his hands acting like they were going to grab you, you jumped back. stumbling, the back of you knee caught the seat you were sitting on, so instead of falling on your own ass, you fell into the seat.

as he laughed, you whispered, “kit, you ass!” he sat back into his chair, before saying (between laughs), “sorry, sorry. it was too much of a good opportunity to miss.” you huffed and went on the phone he had given you. you looked at the news, and sure enough, there was a robbery on one of the lexcorp warehouses, and yes, the things that were stolen were at least millions of dollars in profit.

“now that i’m looking at it, maybe that’s why my dad was all talking last night.”

“of course he would be, ______, there was millions of dollar worth of tech stolen-”

“oh, i know, kit, don’t be a bitch!”

it was silent for a little while, besides showing each other memes and laughing. it felt nice. it wasn’t awkward, in fact it was nice. just showing your friend funny photos that made you laugh was enough for you.

1:10. this was the latest you’ve ever been at a gala. it was supposed to last until 4, so you could understand why, but it still felt weird. it was like... going to school at night. you recognize the place, but it felt so weird.

“hey, _____.” you turned towards kit, who was now looking at a blank screen.

“yeah, what’s up?”

“you said that... you said that you’re never allowed to go anywhere, right? that you don’t even know where your real family is?”

you shifted uncomfortably. “well, yes, but why are you asking me this?”

his fingers turned white from the pressure on his phone. “well... you don’t seem happy whenever you’re with him, I guess. it feels like you don’t want to be there. 

you could say that again.

“and... and you’ve been my friend for months, now... I don’t want to see you hurt because of someone else’s actions... so... I was wondering if... you wanted to live with me?”

the last bit came out rushed, and yet, it still made you wonder. what if you could leave? what if you could live with your friend, your only friend, instead of your over protective father?

“I know its stupid, I shouldn’t have asked that. it’s fine.” he continued. 

“no, it’s... comforting.” you looked at him straight in the eyes. “I’m glad that you like me so much you would risk me being in your house. of course, I’m going to have to say no, but I still... I still appreciate that you would ask that.”

he gave you a small smile, and asked, “are you sure you’re going to be ok?”

you smiled at him. “maybe. I don’t know. if I don’t, then I could always take up your offer.”

you both sat in silence for a while, before his phone buzzed. looking at your phone, you saw it was at least 1:40. almost time to go. and you didn’t want mercy, or pray to god, lex to find you with him.

looking at kit, you asked, “you wanna head back?”

he smiled. “yeah. lets go back before we both fall on our asses.” 

~~~~~

walking down the large corridor felt strange. it was like something was going to happen soon. you didn’t know what, but something.

“so then, I asked him why he was being such an asshole, and he told me-”

“______.”

turning around, you saw mercy standing just a few meters away from you both. you quickly set some distance in between the two of you, to make sure that you were following the rules, but she didn’t seemed focused on you. instead, she was focused on kit.

she gave a small nod of acknowledgement to him. “kit is your name, right?”

he gave a shaky nod. “where were you last night?”

“excuse me-”

“where were you. last night.” every word seemed to be gritted out of her teeth.

“well, I was in my home. with my father. why?”

“really? at home with your father? and not at my warehouse, stealing my technology?”

you almost didn’t want lex to be here, but you also wanted to know why mercy hadn’t shot out kit’s brains yet.

“wh- excuse me?”

lex rolled his eyes. “I don’t need to hear excuses from you, boy, what I want to know is why you were stealing my tech, and why you used my daughter as your way to get this tech.”

wait, what?

“you’ve been using me for what?”

kit seemed to be panicking. did he- was he really using you for that?

“oh, you think I wouldn’t have found out? giving my daughter a phone so you could get into my systems and find out the codes for the doors? that you’ve been using my money for months without my knowledge? that you’ve been using my daughter for you own gain? for your own families gain?”

turning to him, you saw him try to make up some excuse about whatever he had done, but it was too late.

“freeze! put your hands in the air!”

you didn’t even see the police in the hallway, only mercy dragging you out towards the exit of the gala. 

when you turned back to kit, you felt like a child. did you really trust him? did you trust him this much for it to be that he was only using you? you didn’t want to think about it. the only thing you wanted was to go home.

________________

BONUS:

“did you really think you could take my daughter away from me?”

looking up from his seat, kit saw lex sitting across from him. currently, they were in a courthouse. waiting for his trial.

“... it’s not right to keep her inside like a pet.”

he knew he pissed off lex now, but he didn’t care. his life was ruined now. it shouldn’t matter.

lex got out of his chair and said, “you know, I was thinking of letting you off on a plea deal, but honestly, now, I’m thinking of giving you a worse fate than your father.”

a plea deal? kit froze. did he just throw out any chance to see you again?

“if you’re thinking you just threw out a chance to see my daughter again, you’re right, but lets be real here:”

lex put his hands on the table and got close to kits face, barely inches away.

“she will never look at you the same way after you go to prison for 58 years.”

and with that, lex left kit to rot in his own depression, happy to give the boy more pain than ever.

[milk-carton-whump]

I was paid in memes to write this based off the prompt I wrote yesterday. Where whumper A kidnaps Wumper B's Whumpee.

Also im mean and left it on a cliffhanger

Tagging @whatwasmyprevioususername, @tears-and-lilies, @abitefullofeverything, @castielamigos-whump-side-blog

Masterlist

CW: intimate whumper, whumper turned caretaker, kidnapped, distressed character

Stolen Property

Nathan played the video again on his phone, the audio started the same way it had the last five times he watched it. He watched as Brody, no, His Brody struggled in the back of someone else's car. His eyes scanned the video for any clues as to who had taken the hockey player but couldn't find any defining characteristics of the car shown. He paused and replayed the clip again to listen for the voices. 

He held his phone up to his ear to hear it better because he was in the locker room for practice. He could hear the distressed whines and whimpers of his poor struggling hockey player and it made his heart drop. Right as the video ended he heard the voice of whatever foul thief had taken Brody from him. His face twisted into a scowl as he recognized the voice. Nathan swore under his breath and packed his things up quickly and headed out of the locker room. On the way out he told the coach he had a family emergency that he had to take care of. 

Nathan got in his car and immediately called the number that had sent him the video. He waited impatiently as the phone rang. This was stressing him out, his Brody was probably afraid or worse he could be hurt. He ran a hand through his hair as he sat in his car on the verge of tears. Finally someone answered the phone. 

"I swear to God I will fucking kill you if you've hurt my Brody." Nathan said as soon as he had the chance. His voice trembled at the end and he wasn't sure if it was the worry or his anger. 

The other person took a moment to respond, it felt like hours, and spoke calmly. "Nathan. No need to threaten me. If you don't lose your attitude I might do something you'll regret." 

"John, I. I'm sorry. Can I just know that he's okay?" Nathan asked miserably. 

Nathan heard the sound of tape being ripped off of something and before his ears were filled with the most magical sound. 

"N-Nathan? Nat... Nat is that you?" Brody's voice trembled over the phone. 

"Yeah I'm here Brody. Are you okay?" Nathan asked as he did his best to sound strong so Brody wouldn't be more worried. He was relieved that, over the phone at least, Brody sounded unharmed. Nathan would never forgive himself for this whole ordeal happening.

[ordinaryxxgirl]

@the-multiverse-characters​ said:

Hello, um I am on mobile and wants to read your rules/characters. If its okay

I’m terribly sorry you had to wait so long...Alright, so I could copy and paste my rules here for you, dear, but you should know that Leslie’s the only muse on this blog. So, you don’t need to specify or anything if we end up becoming mutuals, okay?

...I might need to update Leslie’s rules page later, though. Some of the earlier points are rather old, and I need to put my hard No’s for NSFW in there, too. And reword some of the points to sound better, too...Actually, it might just need a big, fat update.

Anyway, sorry. Here’s my rules below the cut! I’m sorry you couldn’t find them; I don’t know pants about Mobile Tumblr, so I don’t know how to make it easier for folks on Mobile to find my pages. I’m sorry about that.

Though this blog does both SFW/NSFW, unless I’m specifically asked to tag something, NSFW won’t be readmore’d normally. If something’s made you uncomfortable, please come tell me in IMs so I can tag it for you. Additionally, due to the NSFW content, nobody under 18 should ever look at this blog for legal reasons.

Please, don’t be afraid to tag Leslie in starters or send in ask memes, no matter how “old” they might be! I’d very much like the chance to write with everybody!

I’m also open to IMs for discussing things related to RP, or even just to talk! But, I will not RP via IMs for personal reasons. Please respect that, okay?

The RP icons used on this blog were custom made for me, and are not, for any reason whatsoever, to be used by anybody but myself. this is very much non-negotiable. If I find out somebody has stolen these icons for their own use, I will out them myself over it. There is no room for thieves here. Leslie’s FC is Suzuhara Lulu.

Please, if I answer an Anonymous ask, don’t take that as permission to RP with me anonymously. I used to be alright with it, but now…Just, please don’t do it, especially if it’s NSFW. Okay? If anybody does it, I’ll give a warning. If that warning is ignored, I’ll block. Simple as that.

Please, make sure to specify which muse you want me to respond to for asks or memes! I won’t know what to do if you don’t, so I might, unfortunately, not respond at all if it isn’t specified, ahaha…Also, you don’t need to specify my muse; it’s redundant, considering this is a single-muse blog, you know?

[brooklynislandgirl]

 Who Left Me In Charge Around Here?!?!

Turtle Mountain Standard Time Zone brooklynislandgirl Tarnishedhalo and others...

SPEED : I do my best between real life and other things. Some stuff is a month out, but I try and reply within a week of getting stuff. Sometimes I have so much muse that I reply instantly, or if I am answering say...like a meme... understand that I write *everything* personally for that partner and I will give my all to whatever is sent/written to me, so sometimes it will take longer to find the exactly perfect reply. Please never take speed as my lack of commitment to you, as a partner, your muse, or the stories we are creating.

REPLIES :   We all do it. Sometimes we take things out of order. Some times, we go shorter depending on time available. Sometimes you write an insta-reply then hide in your queue until sufficient time passes that you don’t look creepy. Sometimes you miss a post and wait, paralyzed, because you don’t wanna bug anyone cause you don’t wanna be THAT dick.  All of that is me. And I am sorry. I’ll be better...especially when I am off for the summer.

STARTERS :   I’ve never really had success with open starters or meme starters. I dunno why. Most people just watch them slide off their dash. But I promise, if you put out a starter call that I can see Beth being involved with, I will absolutely jump all over it. And I will haunt your pages to look for a way to connect. If we’ve talked plot I don’t mind writing starters for you guys. If you tag me in a starter via plot or surprise, I’ll be all over that too. I don’t care how many threads we have, or how many you throw at me, I will love and nurture them all. Plus I am the Queen of AUs.

INBOX :  I love IC messages/memes/random questions/recipies/requests/etc in my inbox. I think they are fabulous and Beth soaks them up like parched earth needs rain to break through that exterior. I don’t care if you send one thing or a million, I will eventually answer everything. And on work nights, those are some of the best things to have. But I won’t ever demand anything. I will, however, haunt your tags and find random things to send, sometimes on anon, sometimes not. I WILL NEVER SEND YOU ANON HATE. If there’s an issue, I will send you an IM and try to come to a resolution. I wouldn’t follow you if I didn’t want to be friends. I’m also a quiet and anxious little soul so if I go silent, it’s because I don’t want to bother you or stress you out.

SELECTIVITY :  Here I feel I am a bit of an elitist bastard. I try to be welcoming to everyone who approaches me, and THANK YOU for showing interest in me and my Smol-soft. Chances are if you follow me, I will follow back. And stalk you from afar. I might follow you first and hope you notice, but again, I don’t want to make anyone nervous. If I don’t feel we’re compatible, I will let you know in very gentle, polite ways. I don’t know if that’s ‘selective’ but I do feel everyone deserves a chance. If you ever decide to unfollow, I promise not to harass you but if you could, I’d appreciate a why, but that’s you and as long as your healthy and happy, I wish you the best of luck.

WISHLIST :   There’s fandoms I’d like to be in, too numerous to list in their entirety, but needless to say I will never say no to Haven, to Pirates, to historical threads. I love canons and ocs. I will absolutely tweak anything I need to in order to write a good story with you. Come. Let me love you.

HONEST NOTE : I think you guys are all amazing and creative. I support all of you. If you ever find yourself with a desire to talk about your muses, find yourself stuck with a plot, need advice, have a complaint, want to expand on something, etc...come to my IM. Send me a message. And not just about my muses but any of your stories. Again, if I follow you, it’s because you spark my imagination and I thrive on all the things you have to say.

Tagged by: stolen from @little-earthquakes-rp {because E is a wonderful mun and I adore her lots, and I love all her blogs}

Tagging: Everyone!

[be-the-piano]

bigger kpop tag

Tagged by @x-i-l-verify ages ago sorry ^^’

1.) 5 favourite groups

B.A.P

VIXX

MONSTA X

BTS

AKMU (shoutout to @x-i-l-verify wow)

2.) Top 5 on your bias list?

B.A.P - JONGUP

MONSTA X - I.M

VIXX - N

BTS - J-HOPE

EXO - SUHO

3.) Ult Bias group and why you love them?

B.A.P

They were the second kpop group I ever heard and Skydive had me shook. So then I checked all their other songs and it took me about three to realize that they’re The Ones. They don’t ever shy away from the difficult, they’ll sing about what’s wrong in the world but at the same time their message is not of despair but of strength. It’s a continuous encouragement to never ever give up on myself and my aspirations, and to change the world by reaching for the stars. I carry it with me now and I cherish it, and remind myself of it when life gets tough.

And then they turn around and show themselves to be the sweetest dorks to walk this earth. Their shenanigans never fail to make me smile, even on the worst days.

4.) Ult Bias and why you love them?

JONGUP

I spent a lot of time thinking of how to call what drew me to him (after I got over the shock of his Skydive snake act and got to know the boys) and I finally got it. To quote my own fanfic, it’s his unapologetic individuality. People call him 4D but it’s all because he just doesn’t give a single heck. He does his thing and he does it well (holy heavens does he do it well, look at all his solos, look at them) and that’s what counts. I’m a shy, quiet person and I saw myself in his variety appearances but then I realized that he’s not just shy, he’s unflappable. Gotta let my members smear my face with makeup? Guess that’s what’s happening, chill. His poker face is legendary, his dancing and voice are out of this world and he never stops, always reaches higher and further while at the same time remembering to chill and take care of himself and his members. He’s got this balance that I hope I can keep as well.

And look, he just released Annoying in which he basically tells people to mind their own business and make it fun instead of judging others and to let others (him) live, how powerful is that.

He’s comfortably himself and it’s beautiful and inspiring.

5.) Favorite Kpop Meme

What can I say he’s just so relatable.

6.) Favorite pic of your ult? (I dare you to only pick one)

That was mean. You hear me? Mean.

7.) 5 Favorite Kpop MVs

SKYDIVE (B.A.P)

WAKE ME UP (B.A.P)

The message and the representation are honestly monumental.

VOODOO DOLL (VIXX)

TROPICAL NIGHT (MONSTA X)

JUST RIGHT (GOT7)

 You can’t stop me

WHITE NIGHT & CATCH ME (UP10TION)

8.) 10 Favorite Kpop songs?

B.A.P - Kingdom

VIXX - Fantasia

MONSTA X - Fighter

AKMU - ReBye

BTS JIN - Epiphany

SEVENTEEN HIP HOP TEAM - Trauma

DAY6 - Shoot Me

VAV - You

TRCNG - Utopia

UP10TION - White Night

9.) Favorite Kpop crack video?

please save changkyun

10.) Favorite content creator within the fandom?

How do i choose 1??

@wingssomnia is an absolute treasure

@randomsplashes i adore

@courage-love-wisdom look check out especially the samurai b.a.p arts, my mind was blown and my soul stolen

im in it for the memes AKA the b.a.p crack videos provider please never stop they’re hilarious

The Kpop Trash Queen whose vixx crack videos are absolutely legendary and iconic i love

SuperBlondie the queen of BTS&EXO fanfiction

11.) What fandoms would you say you’re an active member of?

TRCNG and B.A.P (shoutout to the TRCNG discord server I love you guys)

12.) Take your top 3 biases- fmk

Fuck joke’s on you I’m ace but I can sure smooch his cheeks: I.M

( @sierahrt thank you for enabling and enduring today’s changkyun-induced mental breakdown)

Marry: N

Kill: Jongup is left but make no mistake I would not stand a chance

13.) If you could be best friends with any idol, who would you choose?

Chen. He’s evil and soft all in one. Chennie, never change.

14.) If you could date any idol, who?

I’m actually 99% sure I’m aromantic as well as asexual so this is kind of a nah thing.

15.) What’s one Kpop album you think everyone should have listened to?

Oho, big declaration. I can’t choose for everyone but personally I’m exceptionally fond of B.A.P’s Noir. 

16.) Are you a soft or a hard stan?

Ssssso ssssofffffffft.

17.) An idol that makes you go into soft mode?

My children the entire ensemble of TRCNG.

18.) An idol that makes you want to smash the empire state building with one single punch?

oh wow no

19.) Favorite vocalist?

Soohyun (AKMU)

Can’t make me choose between Chen (EXO), Jaehwan (VIXX) and Daehyun (B.A.P).

20.) Favorite Rapper?

Yongguk (B.A.P) - just, Confession.

21.) Favorite dancer? 

N (VIXX) 

Yugyeom (GOT7)

This is what he got me with. Dethroned JB. Powerful stuff.

Zelo&Jongup (B.A.P)

22.) Things you have in common with your ult?

I’m hard to rattle and a little people shy but I open up in private. 

23.) The most beautiful trait any idol can have?

All good people are beautiful people.

24.) Songs that will always make you jam along?

B.A.P ZELO - Howler

VAV - Senorita

Actually, make that most of VAV’s songs.

25.) Your worst wrecker?

JIN (BTS) - every day he comes for my soul

26.) Any kpop concerts you’ve been to?

6.05.2017 PARTY BABY WARSAW BOOM aka my most precious memory. General admission because I was late and poor but it was still one of the best days of my life.

27.) Favorite choreo?

VIXX - Voodoo Doll

This whole production steals my breath every time, kings of concepts indeed.

28.) Favorite live performance?

B.A.P JONGUP - Try My Luck

29.) Favorite debut mv?

Nothing beats EXO’s MAMA, nothing.

30.) Recommend a rookie group!

How old until they’re not rookies anymore? TRCNG debuted last year but they’re under TS, you know how that goes. Please check them out, they’re quite talented.

31.) A kpop song you could listen to every day for the rest of your life?

B.A.P - Hands Up (Japanese version because I can somewhat understand that and the 光に hands up always gets me right in the heart).

32.) Tag some cute mutuals you’d like to get to know better (and to do this challenge)!

@yonggukist, @englishbunnyrocks, @adsuro, @bapwoo, @saaltvinegar, @everythingsgoingawry <3

[duelingdestiny]

☠ ♥ ♦ ♢ ✮☄ ☯ ☀ ☁ ☂ ☢ ☣ ❀ ✧❥ ❦ ❧ ✖ ♒❣

☠ What does someone have to do for an instant unfollow from you?

Start public shit on my dash. I literally cannot handle it. I don’t want to be involved. I don’t want to see it. I’ve been a part of it before. I’ve screwed up and started it myself before, and at this time in my life I’m avoiding it like the plague.

 ♥What's the WORST thing that has happened to you rp wise?

Oh my god. Uhhhhh. Wow so okay the thing I actually regret rp wise is losing one of my favorite partners due to something really stupid that could have been handled WAY better on both sides but it’s really helped me to handle things better as a person. Still, I regret losing that person as an RP partner, and I probably always will. 

♦ What was a mildly annoying thing that has happened to you rp wise?

I mean the really big thing that messes with me is because of character bleed. When people just leave Atem. It really messes him up. Or when any relationship he’s in just ends. It’s like he has no closure and it messes with me to have to deal with his pining ass. 

♢ Has anyone ever tried to steal your blog? Your headcanons? Icons? All that jazz

In short Yes. I’ve been around possibly the longest at the point and I’ve seen a lot of my hcs migrate to other Yami/Atem blogs, but it doesn’t bother me. I’m flattered, besides most of them aren’t so far fetched that people couldn’t come up with them on their own. I will however flip shit over my icons Masaya90 made them for me as a commission and I will absolutely fight someone over them, but you know how I feel about stolen art anyways

✮ Have you managed to stay away from drama?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA. I’m sorry give me a moment. Honestly yes. Other than the drama I have caused for myself in the past? All and all I am very careful about who I interact with. I just don’t deal with it. I ignore the “discourse” and just do what I’m here to do. That’s all I can do. 

☄ Have you ever been in the middle of drama?

Yes. I have been in the middle. And I’ve handled being in the middle badly, and I’ve tried my best to rectify my mistakes which is all anyone can do. I’ve made amends to the people I feel like I needed to make amends to and as a general rule I just ignore drama altogether now. 

☯ Have you ever tried to bring peace to a situation?

I have. Sometimes I succeed, others I have failed miserably. I’ll tell you this. I will generally always try to bring peace to things. I don’t like being at odds with anyone. It’s too much work and I’m too lazy to hold a grudge. 

☀ What's your rp pet peeve?

Oh this is a tie, between people just putting Atem in a situation he would NEVER be in, in a starter (without discussing it with me prior) or people who don’t cut their posts and use mobile as an excuse. I am on mobile some times and I just make a new post and mention my rp partner in it so we don’t clog the dash. It’s not rocket surgery. 

☁ Have you ever forgiven a partner when you shouldn't have?

I don’t think so mainly because if two people can work through something I think they should. I used to not think that but I’ve learned a lot and some times people just fuck up you know? So no. I don’t think I’ve ever forgiven someone when I shouldn’t have because everyone deserves another chance. 

☂ Have you ever been forgiven when you knew you shouldn't have been?

Again, see post above

☢ What fads/trends are you so over?

CONTAINER BLOGS!!!!!!!!! Seriously, I have fucking unfollowed people for this shit. I understand that you want your blog to be pretty, but holy shit. Just font that’s a size 7 and I have to blow up the page like 9 times in order to read anything and most of them have the practically non existent scroll bar and AUTO PLAY fucking terrifies me. Like just please know every time I have to go on your blog and music starts out of no where you are giving me a HEART ATTACK. Just I know you think it looks pretty but before you decide on the things like that go on your blog and look at it. USE it. User friendly is a REALLY important thing guys. 

☣ Have you ever rp'd with someone you knew for a fact was abusive but tried to give them a chance/to make up your own opinion on the roleplayer? Did they change or did you understand what people were talking about?

Due to past personal experiences I like to make up my own mind about people. Honestly the best relationship came from that. Making up my own mind. A lot of really good friendships have come from that so yes, I always try to give people a chance no matter what I’ve heard, because what you hear is probably only half of the truth to being with. 

❀ What has made you completely lose your chill?

People being shitty to others on the dash publicly. And yes before anyone points a finger, I have been in on that once and it was an awful stupid idea. It doesn’t help anything. It literally doesn’t. Tearing someone up in public makes you look like a giant asshole. We have Inboxes and IM systems and a plethora of other social media so if you have an issue with someone you can talk to them like they are a person and explain your grievance and if it’s THAT big of a deal just unfollow them and block them if you need to, but there’s no reason to be Captain Asshole on the dash. No one really wants to see it and it makes everyone’s experience really uncomfortable so bottom line? Just don’t call people out publicly. 

✧ Do you agree with reblog karma or is it forced interaction?

I’m up in the air with this. I have WAY too many followers and it’s extremely frustrating to reblog a meme get 30 reblogs off said meme and get literally not one thing in my inbox from said meme. But I remind myself timezones, and maybe people don’t feel like that will work for our muses but here’s the really easy thing that you can do if that’s the case. REBLOG FROM THE SOURCE. Then people don’t get the hit that basically looks like “I don’t WANT to interact with you.” and it makes everyones lives a little better. But I REALLY support sending memes in. I have days where I will just make a post that is MEME HOUR which is if you post a meme as long as I think Atem would be down, I will send you in an ask for it. It’s really fun and it makes up for the times when I’m not on to spam peoples assboxes. 

❥ Has someone ever ruined an FC or character for you? 

Honestly someone has ruined every character for me at one time or another lol but FC I’ve got a good one. Now it wasn’t from RP but Gina Torres who is one of the prettiest people imho was RUINED for me by the show Angel. Because (SPOILER ALERT) She’s a giant pile of maggots okay? And she’s in some of my fave shows: Firely, Any Day Now, Suits. But I cannot unsee her face on Angel. She just shows up in shit and I scream. She popped up on Criminal Minds once and I just shut it off. She’s in Hannibal and I REALLY want to watch that. DAMMIT. 

❦ Has someone been jealous of you? 

Maybe, but I wouldn’t know why...I mean I’m just me. Oh! Maybe when I go to cons and meet awesome people? I’d be jealous of me then too. 

❧ Have you ever been jealous of anyone? 

Yes. There are people I get jealous of. People who get more interaction, people who are here all the time, people who are in a better time zone. So yeah, happens. 

✖ How has Tumblr RP changed since you started?

Like I said before, I think I have been here longer than most in this fandom at least the rp side and HOO BOY, things have changed a lot. Remember when we had to tag a post on the side? Remember when Missing E was the extension we all had? No? That’s because I’ve been here forever. Before this I was in the SPN fandom. So yeah. I feel like I’ve stuck around a lot longer than a lot of people. What kills me is that things have changed but not really improved? When are we going to be able to lock a post so people’s art can’t be stolen? When are we going to be able to delete a post and all clones of that post are deleted as well so someone who made a mistake 6 years ago and LEARNED from it doesn’t have to wake up with hate in their inbox every morning? 

♒ Thoughts on the fandom you're currently rping in?

I actually really love both the fandoms I’m in right now, though both have some issues. Voltron is fucking unhinged about some shit I won’t get into because no one really cares in this fandom but HOO BOY I’m glad we don’t have that here because we literally have the same thing going on here. HA! I just thought of that. But yeah age gaps man. Just fuck everything about it. Okay done ranting about this before I get my first hate mail

❣ How salty are you feeling right now?

Ask Sophie she’s had to listen to me rant for the last hour about everything on this list. I just screamed about the SPN fandom confusing reality with porn for 20 minutes and then the Josh Keaton thing with his kids so yeah, pretty fucking salty that people can’t just get the fuck along. 

[wasabi-duck]

reverse idol jungkook

i always write for jungkook and yoongi but lmao i like writing for them the best so here we go…

anyway im offended nobody wants to talk about the ketchup song, i bet jungkook wouldn’t play me like that

okay so this is a reverse idol au wow

which means that you’re an idol, wow, surprise

i think for all of them it would be fun to do different kind of groups but idk for this one im going with the flow

im debating whether to make everyone in a kpop group because i mean most of us probably don’t live in korea so like…

you’re in a pop group though, we can start there!! your group isn’t like super popular, but you just released a single that topped a lot of charts and so now you’re getting a lot of positive attention and a wave of new fans!!

jungkook has been a fan from the beginning though wow surprise…

he was probably the fan that got hooked back in the predebut days (so are you kpop??) and he was the one that made shitty gifs on his moms desktop and uploaded the to the good old tumblr

from the beginning you were his fave tho like there is no denying that

you had a certain charm about you, and you always seemed so pure and innocent and you always were so open with your other members

like throughout all your mini video diary updates, you were always the one making sure everyone in the group got adequate speaking time and got to talk!!

and you’re always helping the other members when they’re struggling with a dance move or with some lyrics, like it’s so obvious that you’re the one who makes sure the rest of your members feel comfortable with what they’re doing??

yah that’s you and wow jungkook has the hots for you

just like my dad thinks winwin is hotter than flames smh

your group at this point, maybe like, you’re just coming up to your year mark??

and jungkook has been loyal all 365 days of this year and he’s like

he makes a cake??

he like makes this cake and it looks awful and later yoongi chokes on it and has to go to patient first lmao yikes

but like he gets so excited about you guys hitting your year anniversary that he bakes this cake with lots of icing and twenty times more sprinkles than that right??

and he puts like happy 1 year in really crappy writing on the top with some icing and he puts whip cream on too it looks wild to say the least

and then he puts some candles on for like the birthday of your group wow

not like i do that or anything when my bias has a birthday,,, haha,,,

okay but he uploads a picture of the cake to twitter and tags you guys or whatever idk how twitter works, im stupid

but like a lot of other fans start retweeting it or something because while comical, the gesture is really cute and sweet and kind of touching??

jung-

when did i stop saying jeongguk did i say this already

anyway jungkook gets all flushed because wow there are a lot of people talking about his cake

and guess what guys

guess what the heck what

you of all people retweet the tweet and you add a comment like “omg this is the cutest thing, thank you so much sweetheart!!”

and jungkook checks his twitter

and he just kinda

he screams and he kinda doesn’t mean to but he throws his phone and he’s shrieking and his mom comes down like boy i will beat you with a candle if you don’t shut up and his brother records his meltdown

he calls jimin and tae and the three of them scream and cry together omg like tae and jimin are the hypemen while jungkook has a come apart

he probably is one of those people that walks when he’s excited so he’s on the phone doing laps around the house and his lil puppy is trailing along all excitedly

after three hours of talking to the boys (i remember when i used to talk on the phone for three hours omg) he heads up to his room

where he promptly goes to his shrine of your group and like cries over it and hugs all three of your mini albums to his chest

he probably has like seven posters of you omg can you imagine

he would be the one to get shy when like he changes and all the posters are staring at him or something…

oh his mom probably would like come in his room all the time and if your clothes were too tight or something, his mom would cover your poster in sticky notes and jungkook would be like “mom plz you don’t understand it’s a looK”

jungkook omg also we all know my boy can draw right

he would be one of the crazy good fanartists that posts his drawings of the group (but mostly you)

and after the cake incident, his work and art gets so much more attention like he becomes a fairly popular fanartist for your group

for his birthday btw, yoongi and hoseok come together to write the worst, most cliche, cringy reader insert fanfic of you for him and he keeps it under his pillow every night

okay but also after the cake incident, you kinda sorta stalked his twitter account and you flipped out over how amazing his artwork is and all your group members crack up because you can spend hours just checking out his account and trying to somehow low key print pictures of the art

im watching a documentary in spanish yikes sorry im distracted

okay anyway your group

your group announces like a special one year anniversary meet and greet to thank the fans who have supported you guys for this time and all

jungkook is in school when he gets the notification on twitter and he loses it in class like the world is caving in around him and his teacher sent him down to the principals office because he was causing controversy

oh btw his binders at school are probably cute collages of your group thanks bye everyone

okay anyway

tbh probably tells the principal about the meet and greet

and the principal just kinda “okay…”

jungkook goes home that day and he is on cloud nine right this boy is having the time of his life like his heart has never felt lighter and he has never felt more alive in his life

he practically skips home from school (like winwin did when they played duck duck goose someone hold me)

and he bursts through the door and the smile on his face is so wide and so bright that his brother goes and gets some sunglasses

and he���s like “mom, dad, guess what! they’re having a meet and greeT”

his parents kinda exchange looks and they’re kinda !!

“well how much is it honey?”

and jungkook’s smile falters because he knows that guess what, his family doesn’t really have that kind of money right now, and the only way that he managed to get all his albums and posters was because he’s been saving up birthday and new year’s money and all

and he keeps that same smile on his face because jungkook doesn’t share his emotions and jungkook doesn’t let people know how he’s really feeling and he doesn’t want his family to know that the air has literally been stolen from his lungs

he just kinda shrugs and his voice is all quiet and he’s like “oh… it’s nothing important, i shouldn’t have mentioned it. sorry.”

he heads upstairs before he starts crying because jungkook like really got his hopes up??

and your music really speaks to him and he’s kind of developed this emotional dependence on your group and you guys never fail to make him smile and you always get him up when he’s feeling down and he just wishes that maybe he could somehow tell you all how important you are to him and how much you’ve done for him through your music and all!!

he goes upstairs and he locks himself in the room he shares with his bro and he just cries into his pillow

it’s the weekend right and that next morning he doesn’t get out of bed and he doesn’t leave his room

he won’t even open his phone up because he doesn’t wanna see everyone talking about the meet and greet he can’t go to

he’s not mad at his parents or anything, he’s just defeated like he’s loved you (guys) from before day one and now the chance to express that is slipping through his fingers

boy howdy someone is not happy with this

it’s min yoongi

surprise

he’s like i cannot not let my love,,, i cannot let this happen

like jungkook had called jimin and tae eventually and cried to them and they immediately told the other boys

and yoongi was like oh heck no my baby gets what he wants

imagine the kermit meme but with yoongi

yoongi: i gotta show the boys im cool and poised and don’t give a shit

yoongi to yoongi: buy jungkook meet and greet tickets

tbh he totally plans on doing it

like he researches it all and he figures out when they’re going on sale and that night (it’s like a week after the entire meltdown), the boys wanna go out to the karaoke bar or something

and yoongi is like i’m at work

and namjoon is like wth you’re laying on our couch

and yoongi is like “did i stutter kim namjoon do you want me to shove a hairbrush down your throat when you’re sleeping”

i just burnt my peanut butter toast and i wanna die tbh anyway

yoongi gets them, surprise!! well one for jungkook but like you get it

and he’s so proud of himself he is like i am the best in the world all hail min yoongi, king of spoiling his friends

he wants to wait to give them to jungkook but he cannot hold the excitement in so one day he just kinda heads over to jungkook’s house and traipses on in and jungkook is doing his calculus homework or something

and yoongi just shoves the ticket in his face and jungkook blinks and then he slowly realizes what’s up and he stares at yoongi then bursts into happy tears

fudge you two havent even met

okay so the day of the event jungkook probably wears a bias shirt with your name on it and he is alive okay like he brings his albums and his drawings of you to give to you because lil bun wants to like impress you??

he probably writes a note to you as well talking about how happy you make him and he’s like wait that’s creepy but jin is like no my child, no it is perfect and beautiful just like you and then he kisses jungkook’s head

the boys wait outside the event and they all have matching bomber jackets and sunglasses to be the jungkook protection squad

jungkook dies when he gets in there right

like there’s so much noise and chattering and people and he’s so uncomfortable and stressed tbh and he doesn’t feel good like he starts to panic

what if he like embarrasses himself?? what if he makes a fool of himself in front of you?? what if he like passes out or something or like gleeks oN YOU OMG

he’s like dying in line but he can’t help but keep checking you out the entire time and you are even more gorgeous in person and you aren’t even up close and personal yet…

he feels like he’s gonna die but the boys keep texting him reassuring messages and all he starts to calm down

he’s gripping everything so tight his knuckles go white

omg his turn though

he talks to all the members because you are at the end and all

and he’s like so shy and flustered but he manages to talk to them and explain how h’es been a fan from the beginning of time and he talks about all the best songs on the album and his fave choreos!! and he’s so cute and his face is all red and bright and he’s so !!!

okay i have a spanish benchmark so i should be going but

he finally gets to you and he’s like wow time to kms

he can’t even breathe like you are five inches away from him, in the living flesh, smiling like an angel and -

he kinda plops his albums down on the table and he can’t break eye contact with you to save his life and you just kinda laugh and smile wider because he’s so cute and you’re so flattered that like wow look at this cute fan??

but then he slips the drawings your way and he’s rambling on about how cool you are and how you’ve really inspired him to try new choreography and all and how he thinks you’re the most angelic person and all this other stuff

and you’re like !!

and your heart is racing because most fans are like wow you’re so attractive i love you but he’s going in depth about like you as a person and that’s so touching??

all your band mates keep glancing at you guys like suspiciously

you notice the drawings and you’re like wth is tHIS i HAVe SeeN thEsE

“you’re the birthday cake boy omg!!”

jungkook’s eyes widen and his jaw drops because you just admitted you’ve been stalking his twitter and you immediately cover your mouth with your hands and you’re like wth is this,,, i wanna die… what

jungkook just blushes and nods and smiles that cute bunny smile and your heart melts because he’s so cute and sweet and wow this isn’t very good

security isn’t feeling it though and they’re ushering you on so you quickly do like

the idol grab hands thing and you interlace your fingers and smile down at him

“im really glad i met you”

and he’s about to #die because you are like talking about meeting hIM

and you sign his albums real fast and wink before security ushers him on

but then you’re like “wait, i never got your name!”

and he just “jungkook!!”

“I hope to see you again jungkook!!”

you wave and he’s pushed off by security

the boys are in the parking lot and they’re like wth man how did it go and jungkook has the thousand yard stare

jimin shakes his shoulders and tae starts yelling and yoongi is like time to throw down??

but jungkook gets this loopy smile and he’s like “wow i am in loVE. love love. like actual love. like marriage love”

namjoon rolls his eyes and jin is like “young mAN YOU ARE TOO YOUNG”

but tae and jimin are poking through his albums and stuff and tae screams and everyone looks at him and he kinda

“man look at this!!”

in the back of the album is “hey cutie, i think i wanna get to know you more. shit, that sounds weird. i guess im saying, hot chocolate your speed?”

and then this is totally against idol code but im making this au so um

it’s your number and a cute smiley face and heart and jungkook passes out on the sidewalk

and guess what you do get hot chocolate after that

and jungkook is all nervous and embarrassed and he hides behind his face half the time and you think it’s cute…

and you guys text all the time?? like always??

you leak him lyrics and dance vids all the time and he’s like my hero…

you two hang out whenever your schedule permits but he still gets super shy whenever the other members of your group are over omg

they always tease you two as like scandalous and all but you really like jungkook!!

you like him enough to dedicate,,, a love song to him,,, on your first full album,,,

and like one day your group is on a talk show and the host is like so anyone, how about those relationships,,,

and you’re like well my boyfriend and i are-

and you’re like oH SHIT

and the boys are huddled around jungkook’s laptop, watching, and jungkook’s heart shatters because you have a boyfriend… since when…

and yoongi is like pal,,, buddy,,, amigo,,, it’s yOU

you guys officially get together in the dance studio really cheesy with help from your group mates and it’s so nice and wonderful and you guys always kiss and cuddle when you’re supposed to be rehearsing oops,,,

[sneakdevil]

Me @ my therapist currently ✌ oopsies.