#im sorry Mac

[monkie-man]

Quick question MK, who's your favourite mentor?

AHHH DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE 😭😭😭

Monkey king

[theoldkyokodied]

Guess who has been rewatching iasip...

[gatoburr0]

[chrliekclly]

[mawklee]

jerma in unpaid intern ep. 3

[not-roboto]

Screencap painting from "The Gang Goes to Hell: Part Two" (oil on paper, 30 cm x 52 cm)

(prints here!)

[milkbreadtoast]

DETECTIVES MAC AND CHEESE.... DRAWING THIS ALMOST KILLED ME 🫡🧡💛 *dies*

[chawliekin]

and if I said that dennis’ insistence on being the breadwinner/provider despite literally being a pampered princess who dgaf about traditional roles of masculinity in every other regard (aside from ego) is because his mom only stayed with/chose frank for his wealth and dennis is highly aware that he’s difficult to love and unable to show his emotions openly so he has to be contributing something to the relationship materially in order to feel like he’s worth staying for… and mac grew up with parents who were extremely ambivalent to him and eachother so he has to overcompensate by proving his worth at every given moment and seeking praise/validation from people (and religious icons) who will never demonstrate the same amount of dedication to him but he has no idea how else to desperately keep himself close to those he loves other than by eroding himself into something they’ll approve of… dear god they’re both exactly what the other needs — someone who can’t and won’t leave them even if they try — and they don’t even see it…

[theruxpinator]

[divorce-enjoyer]

?

[charmac]

"I fell for you and I get clobbered. You then fall for me and I, again, somehow get clobbered. I'm tired of being clobbered, you know? It's, it's just not worth it."

Rob McElhenney naming Mac and Dennis alongside Ross and Rachel as one of the greatest "will they, won't they?" couples in sitcom history forever altered my brain chemistry.

[signalstatic]

maybe im redoing my sunny gem au a little. just a smidgen.

lore details below the cut. warning im autistic. i will surely make more

The Gang is a group of Homeworld gems who found themselves settling in Empire City after the war is over and Earth & Homeworld have unified. They own and operate a bar for humans and torment the surrounding cityfolk.

Shamrock Spinel was made to cheer up a neurotic aristocratic Gem (based on Bonnie,) who's companion was shattered in the fight for Earth and she quickly became dependent on him for stability. The moment things shifted on Homeworld & all the subordinate Gems were liberated he ran away to Earth without a second thought despite having no real experience or knowledge about the planet prior.

Panther Jasper never self identifies by his full name anymore because he finds Earth connotations with the color pink to be embarassing. He was also never on Earth during the war but he chooses to wear Crystal Gem insignias so he can steal valor & brag to humans about saving their planet.

Gold & Yellow were made in the same batch, but their Diamond (based on Barbara...) named them seperately because she considers Yellow to be a disappointment and a mistake. They both make the largest effort among the group to pass as human and hate their Gem heritage.

Purple Agate was made early in Pink Diamond's rule to run her army. His defects had him set to be shattered, but Pink found him so amusing she fought to keep him intact, and he was instead sent to watch over a weapons manufacturing facility. His aggressive personality outsizes him physically and he never had a problem maintaining his status, despite his "quirks."

[knifeforkspooncup]

Alright take 2 (predictably the first one got flagged so let's do this properly shall we.)

I started reading the 80s Cold War spies AU "You're the Bad Guys" by @alphacentaurinebula and kind lost my mind about it and made some fanart of my fabourite parts of Chapter 2. The fic is cute and goofy and smexy and I can't wait to see where it goes!

Full NSFW version of the mini comic on Ao3

[popfizzles]

Can we see how the cup Brothers act with Goldie and Smith?

I have spend the past 5 hours throwing together the world's quickest thumbnails regarding the relationships between the main four and the apples :)

[staud]

anon requested: *walks up to the counter like I’m ordering a big mac* hi can I please order a serving of umm gifs of Crosby when he’s in his little hat and towel combo and when he goes to close the door there’s a little flash of leg and I kinda need a gif of that for scientific purposes?

[neuroid]