#im sorry I just can't with UwU Lucifer

[allastoredeer]

While i do prefer top!Lucifer, i have no problem with bottom!lucifer and top!alastor. If it wasn't for so many shippers using Alastor being taller as an excuse to woobify and mischaracter the ever loving shit outta Lucifer, I'd probably like bottom!Lucifer just as much as top!Lucifer.

That said, there is one scenario where I'd find portraying Lucifer as a UwU little lamb and Alastor as the big bad wolf looking to corrupt him acceptable. And that's if it's made clear that they are doing a role play.

Like, their usual dynamic is Lucifer topping Alastor, but that night they wanted to switch things up. Lucifer is canonically a switch, and if he wants a take a turn at being a pillow-princess while allowing Alastor a chance to indulge in the corruption kink he most certainly has, I'm not going to complain!

But! It HAS to be CLEAR that it is JUST A ROLE PLAY! Otherwise I'm backclicking tf outta there👋😑✌️

Lucifer is so far from an UwU little lamb that I just...my brain can't even fathom it. Even for a roleplay. That man is the farthest from being a innocent, lil lamb.

But I'm glad you're having fun! There's a lot of fun stories to read and art to see when you enjoy all options! Sometimes I do come across a top!Alastor fan art that's...neat. Like, it's nice. I like it. Give it a heart.

But, hhhhhh yeah, if it's established as some kind of roleplay, I can see that. If it's be for real, I'm running out of there so quick.

[hoesoflamentation]

Ooooh congrats on reaching 1000 followers! Id love to participate in the event if you'll have me :) Maze, she/they but with afab body

Obey me

Top 3 kinks: Breeding, size kink, and dubcon

No hard limits! I like it rough ;3

Im wearing this

you have been led to LUCIFER'S ROOM ! !

WARNING ! ! degradation, strong language, light breeding k!nk, oral sex (afab receiving) ahead

AUTHOR'S NOTE ! ! after a much-needed mental health break, i am back. i hope you all didn't miss me too much (or forget that I exist uwu). maze, i'm SO sorry that you're getting this five months later, but i hope late is better than never!

Your heart races. Lucifer has you backed into a corner, mere inches separating you from the diamond-hard bulge in his slacks. He drags a single, ebony-gloved finger down the side of your cheek, until he catches your lower lip with his thumb.

"You're just like the other humans, aren't you, Maze?" He clucks his tongue disapprovingly. "Another useless fucktoy aching to be bred."

Before you have time to think, Lucifer sinks to his knees, forcing your legs apart with one hand as he pushes up your bodycon dress with the other. You utter an involuntary gasp, thighs quivering beneath his grip.

"Look at how they shake," Lucifer chuckles darkly. "Is this what you want, Maze? My mouth around your pathetic little clit?"

The freezing wall contrasts starkly with the heat of his breath between your legs, sending a shiver up your spine. Lucifer looks up at you beneath long, lustful lashes, his scarlet gaze practically branding his initials into your breast.

"Oh God," you exhale, unable to think of anything else to say.

Lucifer's eyes glint mischievously like a man possessed, the corners of his mouth turning up in a cruel smirk as he toys playfully with the edges of your underwear.

"He can't hear you from the Devildom, darling."

[thetrashbois]

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[allastoredeer]

Is it just me or people really more and more draw Lucifer as a complete uwu shy baby and Alastor as his big alpha man? Because the more days pass the more of it I see and I'm tired.

Dude I hear ya (¬_¬) It's literally my biggest pet peeve with the radioapple ship. I'm sorry but I cannot fathom Lucifer as a UwU shy baby. And Alastor a big alpha man? Please. If any of them were a big alpha man, it'd be Lucifer, let's be real.

You know, the thing is, I don't really mind Lucifer having shy little UwU moments or Alastor being all big, tough, and domineering - they've both had moments like that in the show. It's when their entire characters get boiled down to these specific tropes/characteristics that I want to start ripping my hair out.

At this point, I just scroll past content like that really fast, or I just block the creator - not out of resentment of malice toward them, I'm just a big believer in fans curating their own fandom experience. If I don't enjoy certain content, however innocent and harmless it is, I'm going to keep it from showing up in my feed. I'm here to have a good time, I'm not gonna spend it consuming stuff I don't enjoy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It's how I got most of my Twitter feed full of bottom!Alastor now. I rarely come across top!Alastor anymore and it's been great. I'm having a fantastic time.

But yeah, totally agree with you, Anon. Not much we can do about it, but I feel your frustration. The best we can do is make the content we want to see (~˘▾˘)~