#im sooo sorry

[ladypolitik]

Same Energy:

Jeremiah Johnson vs. Edward Teach

[chaosduckies]

I thought the taglist was for every story T-T

I wanna be tagged for them aaaalllllll please?

I forgot to taggg I’m super sorry! TwT I’ll def tag you for the rest of them all!

[sirguyofdykesborn]

Does darkspawn have pusspuss?

okay so after doing my research to roleplay as a freak in da ttrpg my best guess is that they have a cloaca. since they reproduce through broodmothers but still have the ability to urinate [see: isabela banter in da2] and defecate [see: anders banter in dao:a] however they both might mean it metaphorically. is this good enough anon. should i produce pictures. Should we call the architect

[aliciaclarkwrites]

henry/chess + ❛ you're fucking gorgeous like that, spread out like a good girl who just wants to be eaten. ❜

Chess whimpered at Henry's words, the throbbing between her legs more like a dull ache. It was the third orgasm that had been coaxed out of her that night, and she was exhausted. She'd been at the mercy of light teasing all night, and after a long, sweat-soaked night, the brunette just wanted to be fucked.

She canted her head back softly, meeting the chest of Matty, who was all but keeping her propped up. He nuzzled against her hair sweetly, asking could she give them just one more? Her legs were heavy and shaking, Matty's strong hand on her thigh as he kept them spread open for Henry's appraisal, the two men sharing twin looks of mischief.

Truthfully. she could never say no to either man. Her best friend and her sort-of-unofficial boyfriend, who seemed happy to share her tonight. Chess knew her relationship with the two was unconventional, but right now she was too blissed out to question it much. Besides, she knew when she curled up on the plush hotel bed, Matty and Henry would be generous enough with each other.

Henry knelt between her legs, murmuring something in his thick accent about just a little one, Matty's hand pushing into his dark hair as Henry licked softly at Chess' folds. Her hips bucked immediately, a high whine escaping her as she begged.

"Wanna be fucked, Hen." she breathed, big, dark eyes turning on Matty in a pleading way. "Matt? Please."

[hellishmox]

Guys, I’m sorry for not writing any requests rn. I really want to write my requests on this blog but i have zero creativity rn.

I plan on prioritizing this blog over my other ones so they will be out soon

Work, trying to find a new job bc this one isn’t really enough for what I need, and health have been kicking my ass rn

SOOO please watch out for some writings when I get my creativity back. Its like this on all my blogs I just been rebloging shit when I have the time 💕

[2myaku]

saw this and went Yeah. batman and robin

[themissinggoldfish]

🦚 : “ As long as you’re safe”

[cakedpied]

(Rivulet towards artificer) "she lets them play with bombs!"

Bomb explosion sfx

template by @crypticferal ! i made some modifications cus i needed a neutral and dislike but oh well

some notes:

- MESSED UP ON NIGHTCAT TOWARDS SM. its supposed to say "theyre so cool, even just by looking at them!" help 😭

- enot is part of gourmands colony in my headcanons!

- "cherry" is survivor and monks mother, and gourmands daughter. enot isnt related to her, obviously, but they're friends!

[choccy-milky]

from my new oneshot, 'the vexing village of vellmore' ✨ ao3 / wattpad ((it's about seb & clora visiting a cursed village and trying to figure out how to break the curse, and since it ended up being 50k words i decided to split it into 2 chapters and the next part will be out soon!🙏 also, while it does have spoilers for the raven and the snake, it's a standalone story and can be read blind💖))

[solardrake]

Delivering mail to the furthest corners of the server ✉✈

[unadulteratedloathings]

"Make sure you're where less trouble is rife

Woes are fleeting

Blows are glancing

When you're dancing

Through life"

effect inspo

[miilkybnn]

y’all know that one audition tape Neil did? Yeah, so anyways make it Soap

[cherrydistrict]

🕸 you won’t remember a thing except me. 

[oswlld]

Our whole lifetime, that Doctor that first met the Toymaker never ever stopped. Put on trial. Exiled. Key to Time. All the devastation of Logopolis. (Adric.) Adric. River Song. All the people we lost. Sarah Jane has gone. Can you believe that for a second? (I loved her.) I... I loved her. And Rose. But the Time War, Pandorica, Mavic Chen. We fought the Gods of Ragnarok, and we didn’t stop for a second to say, “What the hell?” ↳ DOCTOR WHO 60th Anniv ⪢ The Giggle

[yrdnzz]

and i got eyes on the back of my head, i got eyes everywhere so i know where you go

[turtletoria]

man having the worst day of his life about to have the second worst day of his life