#im so terrible

[catliker49]

BAM! Julie doodles!! And Barnaby is there too.. I FIND HIM SO DIFFICULT TO DRAW BUT HE IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITES AAAH AND! I also need to practice my backgrounds more... Oh! AND! The outfit was inspired by @/za0mbie's doodles!!

[qumiiiquinnquin]

i need physical affection

[gorgo4ne]

"Useless ray of goddamn sunshine. You could have taught an old fool like me a lot."

Referenced Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan (1885)

[ramvur]

good morning

[pangur-and-grim]

[creepedfinnart]

i mean i think she would've had the time

[itsgonnagetinspiringsoon]

Thank god

[lizardsmp3]

happy tit day this show means everything to me im SO excited 💙

[extravapalooza]

more bits from 'a world of plenty'. gay cyborg sex forever and ever

[froopa-coopa]

seeing it through 🖤

[ovegakart]

cracking me up why did they shape him like this

[koshercosplay]

alrighty folks buckle up for the fifth year of menorabilia ratings! I've scoured the internet (and my eyeballs) so get ready for the best and worst chanukah merchandise of the year

okay first I just need to get these fuckin gnomes out of the way. ideally permanently. this guy's hat has so much going on I don't know where to begin. the menorah? not kosher. also wrong. the dreidels? certainly have,,, something written on them. everyone knows reindeer love chanukah, the lighting fires holiday. 5/10 at least it's got SOMEWHAT of a cuteness factor

turning old CDs into fake sufganiyot is certainly creative bc that's the only explanation for those monstrosities that I'll accept. please don't spin your spontaneous combustion menorahs on top of your dreidels. it won't bring the next season any faster. 4/10 I'll put up with a lot if you're offering to pay for my netflix account

they are Setting That Torah On Fire. is that why there's an oil jug next to a candle menorah. 6/10 the פ instead of a ש‎ on the dreidel is because the miracle is just the torah not bursting into flames

this really puts the messy in messianic. it's got the wrong amount of branches. why is the shamash just two stacked cups. the cross looks like an airplane. oh god it also has the jesus fish. -76162802492/10 never knew a single image could contain so much No.

some of these menorahs are kosher and some are not which really spices things up. what a fun little game of I spy for me. I enjoy the addition of various happy animals celebrating chanukah but were the santa hats really necessary? 7/10 that bottom dreidel has two נ‎s. none dreidel with left coins.

I can acknowledge that it's an attempt to jewish-ize a christmas thing but tinsel is, unfortunately, occasionally, pretty. weird choice to have all the menorahs have נ‎s but sure. what's that? those are dreidels? wrong. take a look at the helpful next image of this item.

do you see it yet? here let me help.

clearly those are menorahs. we light them on fire and spin them as fast as we can. first one to die loses. 5/10 google is your friend

move over fiddler on the roof chassidim with bottle balancing skills, here come some cats with impressive candle dexterity. this may not be a kosher menorah but their TAILS are the BRANCHES. 7/10 I am easily won over by the presence of cats okay

canon jewish representation, a spinning dreidel, a kosher menorah, some chocolate gelt, and they're eating fresh latkes. I needed these yesterday. 10/10 rugrats my beloved never lets me down

(previous years 1, 2, 3, 4)

[moonlightmagical]

h oly shit..,,, matilda drops?,,. im. lesbian ,,,

[manchesterau]

Too much, too young, too fast, it changed me But now it's terminal, this shit can't phase me

[parisoonic]

pals drinking together (hand practice that got out of control)

[h20milk]

tfw you fall in love with the magicless prefect that keeps running around campus 🤦‍♀️