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new therapist update. we just had our first session and she is AMAZING in every single way. i feel so fucking lucky
#purrs#i had a horrible couple hours earlier today so i am feeling shaken from that and it’s hard to process the goodness of that. but it was so#good. she matched my energy and we’ve been thru some of the same stuff and she validated me abt things i have never a) told anyone before b)#gotten validation about. so it was really good. im so lucky and so excited to work with her. and she even stayed on w me for an extra half#hour so i could answer all her questions thoroughly 🥹 i wish i wasn’t in so much pain that i can’t acually register how good that was now th#that im not in it but omg. i am so happy. also she kinda informally diagnosed me w trauma spectrum stuff and said that’s how we’ll approach#all my other stuff and she said she has so many ideas abt how to work w me and so much energy she was ready to take a power walk LOLLLL :’~D#she was the first person i found. i was immediately drawn to her. i was a little alarmed when she automatically assumed we would be working#together and also she spelled my last name wrong in the portal which DAMN it i forgot to tell her about omg. but yeah im so glad. it was#meant to be and she said so too. WAHHHHHHH 😭#now i just have to recover from this fucking breakdown which i might have another one of if redacted. LMFAO
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all the times franco and yn were unhinged on each others socials
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francolapinto working hard🔥
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user1 great job!
user2 he looks so good omg😫
williamsracing 💙💙💙
ynusername oh!
ynusername papi
ynusername why are my panties suddenly wet?
francolapinto let me help you get rid of them mami
alexalbon I DID NOT WANT TO KNOW???
user2 THEY CANT BE STOPPED DAMN
ynusername papi i want you to choke me with those biceps
francolapinto gladly mami
user99 daddy/mommy kink goes HARD
user45 THEY HAVE NO SHAME
charlesleclerc there are FAMILIES HERE
user18 who is this DIVA?💜
landonorris WHAT DID I JUST READ???
user3 oh she's unhinged
user4 i mean look at him who wouldn't
user5 yn is lucky 😖
user6 actually ☝️🤓 franco is lucky to have yn
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ynusername life lately🌞🌻
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francolapinto mami porfa dame tus hijos🙏
user8 hey! so this is actually insane
francolapinto why are you so hot 😞
ynusername you tell me papi
alexalbon wait why are the comments actually nice?
francolapinto i may or may not have a problem right now...
ynusername a big one? 😏☝️
user13 ehm... i suddenly feel in the middle of something😞
charlesleclerc that's how we fill everyday, every hour, every second.
alexalbon NEVERMIND
user9 IT GIRL
yourbestie 😍😍😍
user10 the comments started nice...
williamsracing we are tired😃
landonorris someone tell me what the actual fuck i just witnessed.
user2 please tell us 🙏🙏🙏
landonorris i... i think i just saw franco looking at this and excusing himself...
user6 LOLOLLOLLLL
user7 he's so down bad it's cute
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francolapinto quick break with my babygirl🏋♀️🐎
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ynusername damn papi i wanna sit on your face😫
francolapinto who's stopping you? definitely not me
landonorris WHAT
charlesleclerc someone needs to start a petition to media train this two because man, i am tired...
alexalbon the way i would sign so quick...
ynusername didn't realise everyone hates us😟
user11 GIRL-
ynusername i want to climb you like a tree🙏
carlossainz i sighed so loud.
user12 me too, carlos. me too.
user13 GIRL WE GET IT PLS STOP😭😭😭
user14 atp im just here for yn comments😔
williamsracing looking good🔥💙
user15 i just know yn is giggling and kicking her feet rn
yourbestie she is. she is also blushing and she's been staring at this post for the past 10 minutes. send help.
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williamsracing ready for today💪 we will keep pushing💙🏎
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user16 omg im here before than yn it feels so weird
francolapinto 💪💙
alexalbon see how its nice now that she's been media trained?
user17 noo pls they got my girl😔
ynusername AHAHAHAH NO you guys thought williams could trap me? 👺
user18 PLS NEVER CHANGE QUEEN🤲🙏
williamsracing well, fuck.
ynusername i think i just got pregnant
francolapinto milf yn?😏😏😏
user19 i dont think thats how it works...
user44 mind that's my first impression of you! 🙂
ynusername currently hyperventilating dont ask me anything
user20 @ynusername quick question what color is the shirt?
ynusername uhmmmm he was... wearing a shirt?☝
user21 SHE IS SO ME DJKDFJJDJS
user22 realest queen ever
user28 DIVA💜
alexalbon why i always speak too soon
landonorris nurse she's out again
yourbestie i tried. i failed. i can't defend you anymore, yn. 😞
ynusername damn... now a girl can't even admire his bf without being blamed...
yourbestie ADMIRE??? SISTER YOU'RE BASICALLY SEXTING WITH HIM IN THE COMMENTS🙏
user24 i love these two sm😭
user23 yn comments never disappoint🤭
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Underneath the (ice) sheets | MV1 x Reader
pairing . . . max verstappen x figure!skater!reader
summary . . . When Max suddenly starts appearing in Switzerland between races, fans get suspicious and decide to start researching. What they didn't expect to find was that his girlfriend was an olympic medalist figure skater
request . . . idk
word count . . . N/A
warnings . . . none! just one usage of the words 'fuck' and 'bitches'
alexavia yaps . . . FINALLY i started to write this after 829 centuries!! my first tumblr smau so i hope you guys like it <33 for the users its gonna be their names w no space bc im lazy also ignore the name i didnt know what to name it! it's a bit short but i'm on a writing grind so yes we can ignore that
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maxverstappen1 taking a much needed break from racing
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username this is so pretty oh my god
victoriaverstappen so kind of you to invite me!!
maxverstappen1 yeah yeah
victoriaverstappen whatever you say, lover boy
username lover boy?? my delusions tell me hes visiting someone
charlesleclerc come visit us soon lover boy
maxverstappen no??
charlesleclerc enjoy your visit to switzerland then
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yourusername would much rather skate in the lake but i got fined last time
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username mother is posting again!!
username HOW DO I BECOME Y/N'S FRIEND?? URGENT
yourbff buy her food
alextrustova tell her coach that she didn't eat snacks
username she's so pretty omg i saw her in the olympics
username i'm so delusional to think that i can be with her
username max in the likes??
username as a f1 and y/n girly thats my dream relationship
username it's not fair why is she so lucky i need her luck
maxverstappen1
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maxverstappen1 i tried my best
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username WHO. IS. THAT?!??!??!?!?!??!
schecoperez tell her i said hi 🥰
maxverstappen1 sure
username WHY is y/n here?
username max is in switzerland.....y/n lives in switzerland.....she's an olympic skater......
username wait because y/n has the same jacket and skates as the girl in the pic??
dannyric lover boy is risking it
maxverstappen1 like you didn't give me a 40 minute lecture telling me what to post
dannyric so?? ive got everyone guessing who ms figure skater is
maxverstappen1 DANIEL
dannyric sorry? it's not like i said her full name or something
maxverstappen1 daniel i know you're about to type her full name i swear to god i won't let you live to see tomorrow
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yourusername when he's fast on and off the rink and his name rhymes with axe>>>>
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username girly literally hard launched
username yall STOP playing with usss
username i don't need any more pics i know who it is
username the innuendo?? y/n isnt as innocent as we thought
username cleanse yalls minds hes an f1 driver
username why is everyone such a dirty thinker :sob:
username i came here from max's insta and isn't this the same bow the girl he posted was wearing??
username WAIT I SEE IT???
username YALL ITS HER I SAW THEM TOGETHER IN ZURICH
username NO WAY WE JUST CRACKED THE MYSTERY
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f1waggossip fans spot y/n l/n and max verstappen together in a romantical date in zurich! its reported that l/n and verstappen have been dating for over a year, and that max's swiss trips were to visit his lover.
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username MY GOATS ARE TOGETHER OH MY GOD
username its legit a dream come true
username they werent even trying to hide it oml
username WHEN WILL THEY CONFIRM
username max's type is himself because she's the verstappen of figure skating
username LITERALLY
username realest thing i saw today
maxverstappen1
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maxverstappen1 guess the secret's out. i love you, schatje tagged: yourusername
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username IUYEGDFVGBSHJIUEYGDHJIO
yourusername my no.1 skating partner <33
maxverstappen1 and my no.1 supporter ❤
dannyric photo dump coming very soon yeah?
yourusername make sure to put good pics of me
maxverstappen1 it's impossible to put bad pics of you because you don't have any
dannyric DISGUISTING
username my parents
username they're my parasocial relationship
username do they need a third??? a pet?? i can bark, meow, tweet, anything really
username can they adopt me omg
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yourusername: i'd jump in a lake and get fined if it meant i spend eternity with you tagged: maxverstappen1
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username MY WIFE GONE TO A MAN?!?!?!?
username girl really was mad about that lake fine
maxverstappen1 and i'll say 'fuck' and touch rear wings a million times just to spend a moment with you
yourusername you drive me insane
dannyric you were already insane
username two stubborn bitches in one relationship couldn't be more romantical
username "THAT SHOULD BE ME"
username the way this could be about max or y/n lmao
landonorris does this mean you'll finally let me skate with you and max?
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daniel3.jpg finally got to post photos ive been waiting months to post. these filters don't do your romance justice. here's to my favourite couple, cheers to many more! tagged: maxverstappen1, yourusername
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username when will it be me
yourbff thank you from saving me from the third wheeling daniel, really appreciate it!
daniel3.jpg no problem! really enjoyed taking those photos (i didn't)
yourusername you're our favourite third wheel daniel <3 we love you!!
maxverstappen1 we love you a lot danny
daniel3.jpg aww, my heart. so when can i stay at y/n's cabin??
yourusername you're not max
maxverstappen1 🥰
yourusername <33
username they're so in love it's disguisting
username i need this
username love, such a lovely thing
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oscar piastri x reader
fc: avantika vandanapu
{𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓}
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user01 SHE'S SO G0RGEOUS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?!?!(
user02 can oscar fight? like seriously?!
user03 mommy?!?!
user04 OSCAR YOU ONE DAMN LUCKY MOTHER FUCKER
user05 i know oscar is a rather private person but if i was him my whole damn instagram would be dedicated to y/n l/n
user06 SO REAL!??!
user07 NO CUZ I WOULD TOO IF I DATE THE Y/N L/N
yourinstagram ✔︎
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yourinstagram mean girls premire 💞🎀🌸🐩💟👚🍨
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user01 SHE'S SO AGHSJSUDUUDD
user02 mommy?!
alexandrasaintmleux pretty girl 🫶🫶🫶
yourinstagram awww love you alex
user03 SHES SO PERFECT IN EVERY WAY
user04 LITERALLY?!? LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?! CAN OSCAR FIGHT?!
oscarpiastri 😍😍😍😍
yourinstagram 😘😘😘
user05 i cant believe we lost to a guy that vroom vrooms in circle for a living
lilymhe right?!?! its so unfair
alex_albon 🤨🤨🤨
yourinstagram LILYYY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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user01 literally us : 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
user02 ANYTHING FOR Y/N
user03 MOMMY?!?!?
yourinstagram yes child?
user03 INXJIZJIAKWJSIIZSJSJSIS
user04 does that mean oscar is our daddy?
lilymhe lets drop both alex and oscar, date eachother instead
yourinstagram 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
alex_albon @oscarpiastri are you seeing this?
oscarpiastri i pretend i didnt
mclaren our fav papaya girl 🧡🧡🧡
yourinstagram @landonorris TAKE THAT!
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oscarpiastriupdates ya'll in y/n comments "can oscar fight" UH YES?! HE'S FUCKING JACKED?!?!
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user01 OSCAR?!?!?
user02 i wanna put bows there
oscarpiastriupdates me too girl me too
user03 DAYUM OSCAR 'JACKED' PIASTRI
user04 y/n or oscar correct answer wins
user05 both
user06 both
user07 BOAF
yourinstagram why wont these damn app swipe right?!?
oscarpiastriupdates OMG?!?!?! IM DREAMING!??!?!!
oscarpiastriupdates maam tell him to spill his work outs
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yourinstagram he certainly can fight
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user01 I CANT BELIEVE I LOST TO A WHITE BOY
oscarpiastri My pretty girl, I love you ❤️
yourinstagram Lover boy, I love you more ❤️
user02 someone please run me over with a car they're so cute 😭😭😭
user03 MY PARENTS
user04 after seeing THAT pict yeah this man can fight us all
user05 i mean he is OSCAR 'JACKED' PIASTRI
#fake instagram#social media au#instagram au#social media imagines#fake social media#f1 x reader#f1 x you#oscar piastri x reader#oscar piastri#oscar piastri x you#x reader#oscar piastri imagine#f1 imagine#f1 fanfic#f1#f1 smau
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Omg, I love yandere cowboy!! I’ll call him David cause the name Lane reminds me of someoneDavid x a chubby reader? You said he’s careful with the reader but at the same time he’s really strong, right? So, he is kinda rough with her while they make love. Him thinking you being chubby you can take it better. At first it hurts a lot but reader gets used to it and even enjoys it
Cowboy Yandere! Lane x Chubby Fem Reader ✧.*
pairing : yandere! lane x chubby fem reader
summary : quick drabble to this ask, started this last night, edited the best I could.
authors note : im still alive just busy with college but, im always happy to answer ask if I have time I am more motivated to write if I know itll bring someone joy, please give me feedback on this, it was a biggg task
warnings : nsfw, teasing, first-time having sex, fingering, slight argument, PIV sex, daddy kink, breeding, mating press, etc
You and Lane had been on a few dates ever since he saw you at your local honky tonk bar, on the county line. Since then you two had been almost inseparable, very much due to Lane’s unabashed obsession with you. He took you on dates very often and spent as much time with you as you allowed when he wasn’t working. He was courting you, yes, but you’d never had anyone lay it on so strong. It was bliss, having someone be all about you, especially your favorite cowboy. Lane insisted on you being his “ol lady” after your first date, but you wanted to give it time, and for you, he yielded… for now.
With no date or plans with your cowboy arranged for the day, you set out downtown for a day of antique shopping and sweet treats. As you are leaving an ice cream shop, a man stops you.
“Hey Miss, where’d you get the ice cream, I can’t find the place?” the kind stranger asks.
And just as you begin to answer him, you hear an all too familiar roar and hum.
“Y/N ! Get your little ass in this truck now.” Lane shouts from the window of his truck as pulls up beside you and the man.
Embarrassed by his outburst you turn to the man, “Two shops down, sorry about that sir, have a good day!” you rush out, running over to the passenger side of Lane’s truck cone in hand.
As you get in slamming the door, you glare at him before he can even speak, “Lane have you lost your damn mind? Screaming and cursing at me in public!?”
“No, I think YOU have lost your damn mind, you know I don’t like it when you curse little lady, and more importantly who the hell was that guy?” he shoots back at you as he darts off down the road to God knows where.
“Are you serious right now? Just some fucking guy asking where I got the ice cream from.” you roll your eyes at his possessiveness.
“Serious as a heart attack, sweetheart. Now eat it before it melts,” he commands.
“I thought you had business to take care of today, Lane?” you ask accusingly.
“Did, it’s taken care of now. You are coming to my house; I’m making you supper.” he states.
“Ugh you Brute, didn’t ask, didn’t call or text, you’re lucky I walked downtown.” you sigh out irritated.
The rest of the ride to Lane’s house was a quiet one as you both brewed in your thoughts and slight irritation with one another. You’d been to his home before, when he took you on a scenic walk and picnic around the property for a date and tried to convince you to move in.
Once you had arrived and settled in Lane spoke up, “Go in the master bedroom and wash up so you can help me please doll face.”
Once you entered his bedroom, you breathed in deeply, it smelled completely of him, of his manly musky scent that drove you crazy.
Making your way to his bathroom sink you begin washing your hands, it is not long after that Lane’s tall form is pressed against your plump backside.
“Hi, honeybee,” he spoke as he wrapped his arms around your waist.
“Hi Lane.” you purred as you leaned into him.
“Come sit with me on the bed, we have time.” he spoke as he took your hand guiding you back into his neat and rustic bedroom.
Sitting you on his lap he begins to kiss all over your face and down to your neck. Your hands move to wrap around his neck and steady yourself.
His lips meet yours as his hand presses at the back of your head, as you launch into a searing kiss. Tongues down one another’s throat, as you suck and caress each other’s tongue with urgency.
The kiss creates a warmth in your core, like everything else about him. You could be embarrassed but it is impossible to not feel him hardening beneath your thighs, letting you know he feels the same.
He reluctantly pulls away from the kiss to stare you in the eyes, as you both attempt to catch your breath.
He moves his hands down your body to grope and fondle all of your curves with stars in his eyes.
“Gorgeous girl,” he murmurs.
He is so entranced by looking at and squeezing your body, that your moans sound like white noise to him. He also doesn’t notice the dampness caused by your pussy crying for him. Or the darkening spot on the zipper of his blue jeans where his tip began to leak precum.
What he does notice is you, taking off your top. You’re not sure what urged you to do so. Perhaps it was wanting to show yourself off even more, to make him physically drool over you.
“Aww sweet girl, getting undressed for me? You want me to see more of your pretty self?” he asks as he continues his hands-on exploration of your body.
“Ugh yes.” you moan out at his teasing praise.
“Well let me help,” he says as he stands you both up.
Before you can move to unbutton your skirt, he is on his knees in front of you, face buried in your soft pudgy tummy, as his fingers knead at the fat. He pecks away the skin as he unbuttons and pulls your skirt down.
The second your skirt is down, and you are left in your underwear and bra, you expect his eyes to fall on your pussy clad with embarrassingly wet panties, but they don’t, his eyes and hands launch to the fat of your thighs.
“Pretty, thick thing huh? Just perfect for me, aren’t ya?” he asks as his hands run up and down your legs stopping to grope the fat of your ass cheeks and around your hips.
Dumbfounded, you don’t respond, you just continue to stare down at his handsome face in awe as you caress his short dirty blonde locks.
He rises up from his knees to tower over you, while taking off his tailored t-shirt revealing his chest and torso that is paler than the rest of him due to hours of toiling in the sun. You eye the raised scar on his chest from what you recognize as a brand, the number 4. You recall he regarded it as his lucky number.
Once his shirt is removed, he wraps his arms around your back, pulling you closer to him.
“May I?” he asks as he fiddles with the clasp of your bra.
“Please.” you moan out.
“Yes mam,” he flashes you his big bright white smile. He was elated at your trust and want for him. It created a feeling of fullness in his chest at having you this way, he hoped to have you fully in every way soon. If he had his way it would have been the day you two met.
Once your bra is removed and discarded somewhere in his room, he gently guides you to lie in the center of his bed. You reach your arms out and whimper, gesturing for him to join you. Missing the warmth of his body against yours, and of his large hands laying tender touches over your plump form.
“I’m coming sweetheart, don’t rush me.” he breathes out teasingly, staring at you almost naked on his bed as he works on unbuckling his belt and pulling down his jeans.
You try not to stare at the bulge in his boxers. Lane was a big guy, you weren’t shocked. Your eyes avoided his dick, to keep yourself from jumping his bones.
Making his way onto his bed, straddling your plump flattened thighs, he continues your make-out session with even more fervor.
Pulling away he brings your hand to his mouth after trailing his kisses from your mouth, to down your neck, and up your arm, finishing with a darling peck to the back of your hand.
“You want me?” he asks against your hand.
You move your head to nod but stop yourself as you know Lane will only accept a verbal answer, “Please,” you breathe out, breathless from your arousal and activities.
“Atta girl, Lift up for me” he praises as he moves to slide your panties down your hips and thighs, eventually throwing them somewhere off to the side.
You draw your legs up, feet planted on his bed, spreading your legs, to make room for him between them.
Being naked in front of anyone is enough to give anyone anxiety, but since your first meeting, Lane has done nothing but praise your beauty. Just your smile brought him to his knees, practically begging to cater to your every need. By the time his eyes moved down the rest of your face and body, he was enchanted. He always ensured you had some point of physical contact when together, claiming he couldn’t get enough of his “gorgeous girl”.
Your anxiety was low, you were happy to share your body with him, as he had proved he could be trusted with it. Trusted with you, your heart, your every need.
One of his big hands moves to spread your folds so he can have a peek, “Ahh look at that pretty flower, you been hiding it from me?” he teases.
His thumb rubs your clit as his other hand holds you open, so he can see all of you. He refuses to have anything hidden from his view. His thumb gently makes its way down your puffy wet folds, to your hole which throbs at the sight and feel of him.
As your greedy wet hole practically sucks his thumb in, he groans aloud, “God you’re so pretty Y/N, please say I can have you?”
He peers up at you as his hands continue their exploration of your pussy.
“Yes Lane, I want you,” you respond, throwing your head back into his fluffy white cotton pillows.
“Daddy’ll take care of ya,” He replies moving up to peck your sweet lips.
His words didn’t even catch you off guard, it was very clear that Lane was the kind of man to provide, lead, and care for you beyond your wildest dreams. Hence why your relationship was moving fast by your standards, of course still much too slow for him.
With that promise, Lane began prepping you. He swiftly pulls you into his lap, setting his back against the headboard. You go to lay your legs flat in front of you, having no clue about his goal. He stops you immediately, pulling your back to his front, and splaying each of your legs over his muscular thighs, making you wide open to him. His head comes to rest with his chin on your shoulder, looking down so he can see the mess he is making between your legs.
You feel two fingers enter you as his thumb prods at your clit again. You are beginning to drip all over his hands and soon his sheets, as he works you like some sort of familiar machine. As you feel your climax approaching, he swiftly removes his fingers. You whine out, wanting, no needing them back in you.
“Don’t worry doll I’m not done,” he whispers in your ear kissing the side of your face and urging you to look at him.
He plunges his two middle fingers back into you at an alarming rate. Your blush has spread down your chest at the feeling of him fucking you on his fingers. He continues his brutal pace even as he feels your wetness increase.
He doesn’t even come to a stop when you begin to go stiff in his arms, moaning his name loudly repeatedly as your orgasm forces your thighs to tremble and try to close around him.
“Please Lane” you beg.
“Please what sweet girl?” he hums and asks as his fingers slow.
“You, want you.” you breathe out.
“You know I can’t say no to you” he winks as he takes you off his lap, laying you on the bed.
On his knees between your legs, he removes his boxers and you don’t know what to look at first.
His large cock is hard and dripping between the deep v shape of his muscular hips, It’s covered in short almost blonde tufts of hair at the base. His balls swing beneath it like they’d been aching for you.
He comes in closer to you, leaning over you, centering himself between your thighs. He lays his dick on your soft fat tummy. Going past your belly button, and letting you feel the warmth, throb, and weight of him.
You both gaze down at the sight in awe, letting out moans and groans at the erotic image. You have to bite your finger to keep yourself from begging him to fuck you.
His hand wraps around it giving it a few strokes before he’s tapping the heavy tip at your clit.
He groans and moves his other hand to grope one of your breasts as he continues to move his tip through your folds, coating himself in your arousal.
“Beautiful tits, beautiful pussy, beautiful tummy, could you be any more perfect for me?” he speaks up while looking into your eyes.
“Glad you like it,” you breathe out biting your lip.
“Like it? No, I love it, I adore it, sweetheart. Matter of fact I’m more sure than ever of you being mine. My ol lady, my girlfriend, my boo, whatever you wanna call it. You’re mine. That means no more talking to random fuckers in the street, and no more cursing.” He states hand on the side of your neck rubbing his thumb over the column of your delicate throat.
You truly didn’t realize how upset he was by earlier events until he slid his whole length into you at once. His hips meeting yours. His bush tickles your clit. Causing you to moan out and your hole to seize around him. He let out the deepest groan you had ever heard from him.
You could only respond, “Yes Daddy” while sucking in a sharp breath. Even if his possessive almost controlling nature upset you, you did not care in the moment. You were the fullest, wettest, and warmest you’d ever been and it was because of him.
“That’s right darling, and you won’t be bad again. Ill make sure of it.” He responds with hearts in his eyes but sternness in his tone.
He really meant it, pulling his hips all the way out just to slam back into you in seconds. You were wet enough, and he felt your pussy wrapped around him begging for him to move. You knew that Lane was strong as an ox. All-American football player, horse rider, champion bull rider, and all-around farm boy, it wasn’t until now that you realized just how strong his hips, and legs were. He was absolutely plowing you, better than any field.
He felt so good inside of you, as his dick kept stroking, and rubbing every spot inside you. His strong arms caged you underneath him, as he bent down to kiss your lips, never once slowing in the pace or strength of his thrust.
You open your mouth to tell him to slow down, to pull out, to let up, but your brain short circuits with him inside of you fucking you so thoroughly. It is not long till his headboard is slamming against the wall with every thrust, which would drown out the sound of anything you had to say.
He continues his powerful thrust only slowing to move your positions a little bit. Now you can catch your breath to speak up, “ ’s too much Lane please, my pussy is gonna hurt.” you breathe out, not mentioning any pain. The pain that did come from the stretch and sheer force was not so much that it interfered with your pleasure at all.
“Whaddya mean too much doll? I picked you for a reason, I know you’re strong, firm, plump, and beautiful. Perfect for me to use how we both want.” he coos at you as he moves your position into a mating press.
“Don’t tell me you can’t take a dick? A beautiful well-built woman like you?” He asks as he brings his hips up high and all the way back down into you in your new position.
You give no answer at first too cock drunk, at the feel of him in this new position. You thought you were full before but by god, you thought you might die as his balls hit your tight ass hole, and his muscular thighs held down your own. You couldn’t see him entering you, he was so big and going so fast. All you could see was your tits bouncing over your chubby folded-over body, and his over yours holding your legs up.
With his arms still wrapped around your legs he falls onto you bringing his chest down to yours, you smell his heady, manly scent, making you moan out at each thrust he gives you.
His hips do all the work as he continues slamming into you with loud plaps, you hardly notice the drops of both your arousals squirting all over your tummy from the impact.
“Huh? Making you feel good yeah?” he moans into your neck, his face pressed passionately against yours in an effort to prevent himself from spilling inside you.
Now that was a question you could answer, “Yes!” you scream out as you pulse around his cock.
“See doll, Daddy knows what he’s doing.” He pulls away to smirk at you. You feel your stomach and your hole begin to quiver around him. With him on top there’s not much you can do to brace yourself except wrap your arms around his neck above you.
Recognizing the feel of you around him, he keeps at the same pace, his tip hitting the same spot inside of you over and over again.
You tighten your arms around his neck and hold him close to you as you cum all over his dick.
“Atta girl” he groans pecking you on your pursed lips. With his hand on your jaw as his thumb lovely brushes over your face, he continues pushing and pulling out of your pussy at a slower pace. You watch as his eyes move down to watch the way he splits you open as your hole still breathes around him.
It’s not long before he pushes into you with renewed strength. With one last harsh thrust, he buries himself inside of you cumming in his little flower.
His groan is loud as he falls on you, burying his face in the crook of your neck.
“You were perfect, more than I ever could have imagined. Ya okay doll?” he asks turning to you breathing heavily.
“Yes, lane felt so good” you mewl out, “It’ll hurt when you pull out.” you remark, still feeling him inside of you.
“To be expected, ya took me so well.” He smirks. “Don’t worry your pretty head about it sweetheart, as soon as I pull out you’ll feel my cum dripping out, that’ll cool ya down.”
“Then I’ll take you to the bath, wash you up, bring you back to bed, and give er’ some kisses, how’s that sound?” he asks.
Caught up in your ethereal look of bliss, after your lovemaking and orgasm, he can’t stop admiring and kissing your hot blushing face. His smile can’t be contained, having you in that way made his heart beat faster than any strenuous activity. You let him have you fully. To take care of you stirred something in him, he could only compare to raising up animals, a good harvest, or a job well done.
It was now, he realized you’d forever be his favorite thing to care for, his pride and joy. He’d stop at nothing to make you the most kept woman in the world. For the rest of his life, any of his success would be to impress and provide for you.
#fanfiction#y/n#smut#yandere#male yandere#yandere x reader#yandere blurb#yandere insert#yandere x you#yandere oc#yandere imagines#soft yandere#yandere male#yandere x darling#yandere oc x reader#male yandere x reader#tw yandere#fem reader#yandere male x reader#male x reader#masterlist#female reader#x reader#headcanon#yandere smut#Lane
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pls do one with riding chris’s thigh🙏🏼🙏🏼 this is like so hot idc😔
girl and omg im so in love with your works !!! I’d never believe that u would have haters
THANK YOU NONNIE I LOVE YOU❤️ here’s a little blurb for ya😘
for some reason, i’m picturing whiny/crybaby!reader in this scenario…
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the softness of your sobs has chris’ neck hot from your heavy breathing. he’s nonchalantly watching TV, pretending that you’re not there as you grind over his pajama pants. your shirt rises above your boobs, chest pressed up against his with your head in the crook of his neck. “i’m sorry.” you sniffle, your red, puffy, and bare folds starting to hurt from the fabric. “i’m sorry i was bad today. please fuck me. please!”
you beg with no intention of stopping, but chris doesn’t give in to your bullshit. you don’t deserve his attention period; you’re lucky enough he’s letting you get off on his thigh. you were a brat today, but you know better than that.
alas, he continues ignoring your pleas. a wet spot is visible where your poor pussy lies with need and desire. when a broken moan is about to leave your throat, but a strong pair of hands places you next to him on the couch. tears stream down your face, the orgasm you were building up gone in a snap. “no! please—”
“matt’s calling.” he says, lifting his phone into view. “i have to take this.”
“you’re— you’re a meanie! i hate you!” you cry, throwing a pillow at his back when he starts to walk out of the room. he stops in his tracks, giving you a glare that has your eyes widen with regret before he answers the call.
little do you know, you’d get punished later that night until the early morning.
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short n sweet
a/n- just pretend okay
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y/n please please please tonight!!
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tryinyn DONT TELL ME HES IN THE MUSIC VIDEO OMFGGGGGG
florencepugh spicy!!
tchalamet best set ever all because of you
snoozeyn when timothee is nominated for an oscar for this >>>
timsgf it's a music video he can't get nominated. and it's a shitty one at that, he was the best part
snoozeyn aren't you like 60?
wallowsyn WAIT WAIT WAIT
@chalametupdates just tweeted- Timothée and Y/n behind the scenes of Y/ns new music video!
@ynscurtains replied- BEST MV EVERRR
@timmysgf replied- I wonder how he feels about his girlfriend sexualizing herself for streams
@horroryn replied- HE'S NOT GONNA DATE YOU STFU
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y/n please please please!!! enjoy the video, bitches. the actor in this one is super sexy
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rachelzegler that actor is really good!
y/n ik I'm so glad he auditioned
tchalamet superrrrrr sexy
y/n wow full of yourself much?
tchalamet I was talking about you 😔
pleaseyn timmy as a crazy ass criminal is just too awesome
goodgracesyn "men suck" and whole time she's dating timmy LMAOO she's so real
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y/n short 'n' sweet is all yours tonight
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tchalamet and you're all mine every night
mystyn I CLAIM COINCIDENCE ALREADY
ynsheadphones im so curious ab what the love songs ab timmy sound like
rachelzegler my favorite album ever
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timyn his comment 💀💀 so down bad
y/n just posted a story!
caption- damn maybe he should've released an album
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tchalamet this beautiful girls album released today. bed chem is objectively my favorite, also juno.
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supergraphicyn juno omg he's a freak
shortyn LISTEN TO GOOD GRACES AND LEARNNNNNN
y/n who's the cute guy in the white jacket- oh wait he's sitting next to me rn nvm LOL
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daylightyn bed chem.. lucky girl
tchalamet just posted a story!
caption- date night 😍😍
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y/n so.. what's everyone's favorite ?
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exesyn WHO MADE YOU WRITE DUMB AND POETIC
ynsdune BRO ITS SHAWN I SWEAR
tchalamet how does it feel to be this generations Shakespeare?
y/n liked
sabrinacarpenter I wish I made this wtf
y/n you've got it in you!!!
@companyyn just tweeted- WHOS THE CUTE BOY IN THE WHITE JACKET BITCH WHICH ONE
@beetleyn replied- also what fucking accent is she talking ab
@yn replied- idfk I needed a rhyme 🤷🏽♀️
@byeyn replied- HELLO!?!??! HEY GIRL
@infiniteyn replied- she's so fucking funny help
@laurieslaurence replied- he speaks french too so maybe that's what !!
@celebnews just tweeted- weeks after her new album released, Y/n L/n is seen happily with her boyfriend Timothée Chalamet. He was taking several pictures of her on a disposable camera. They stopped to say hi to fans and were apparently very kind and interactive.
@beliebyn replied- the way you started that scared the SHIT out of me omg never do that again celebnews
@comearoundyn replied- likely thing for them to do
@lovelyyn replied to @comearoundyn- what does your @ mean 😭😭😭😭
@modernyn replied- and we'll probably never see those pictures he took 💔💔
@mariasyn replied- ON TOP OF THE CHARTS AND LIVING HER BEST LIFE
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y/n to celebrate one month and all the love yall have given me, i wanted to release two other songs that i wrote after i finished the album. hope you enjoy!
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povyn BUSY WOMAN IS POP PERFECTION
paulsoneandonly oh goddd here we go, more shitty music 🙄
sweetyn I'm still not over coincidence girl WHO would do that to you
timsgf slim pickings is a crazy song to write when your bf is timothée
shortnyn can you shut the fuck up and get out of her comments for ONCE
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ynslipgloss I DIDNT WANT YOUR BITCH ASS ANYWAY🗣🗣 🎶
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tchalamet my girl is on top of the world
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y/n not us being goofy 🤣🤣
florencepugh my bestest friends !!
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y/n i am so grateful i could cry 💕💕✨️
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rachelzegler you deserve it all and more my lovely
tchalamet forever proud of you pretty girl
bearyn remember when she was excited over her getting 100k views on her video 🥺😭😭 and now she's getting MILLIONS
ynsucks all thanks to her boyfriend
fuxkyn is she serious w this shit, she uses timmy for likes???
amyyn he posts her all the time too, so now what?
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y/n vmas 😳😳😳
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tchalamet i love you w so much of my heart that none is left to protest
y/n are you shakespeare
tchalamet nah i just made it up right now
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y/n if you think they're looking at you... they're looking at me. happy anniversary my love 🥰💕💕
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rachelzegler IM DEADDDDD
tchalamet happy anniversary my angel girl
timmysgf rude asl
laurieslaurence istg its the same person behind these accounts
timsgf what no
ynswaterbottle LMAOOOOOOOOO
lightupyn her old lyrics 🥺🥺😭😭
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tchalamet i ❤️ my talented girlfriend
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horroryn HE SAID FUCK ALL YOU HATERSSSS AHHH YALL MAD
y/n why not uponeth me?
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bedchemyn BYEEEE
tomholland2013 we need a double date soon!
modernyn MY PARENTSS
y/n I love you my darling boy
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“as i said before, i’m going to send an email later on in the day with the groups. before anyone asks yes i assigned them but you can switch if you want to. this class is made of pairs so as long as you’re in a pair i don’t care who you’re with. just make sure to update me with the new list” your professor says as you pack your things to leave
“do you hope we’ll be together? cause i hope we will it would be super funny” you hear jisung say right behind you. this man will not leave you alone it seems “oh you’re still ignoring me? you’re lucky i’ve got things to do cause i would’ve followed you for your whole trip back home” he says getting ready to leave you alone
“that’s called stalking weirdo” you hear a voice say. you turn around just to see mark. not very surprising as you were supposed to meet with him to hangout “she likes it, don’t worry” jisung replies before leaving “man this guy’s so weird” you hear your friend whisper (more to himself than you) “you don’t say”
“hallelujah i am NOT with jisung in my group this is bliss. i want to thank the lord, my family and friends for getting me here. i am so proud to be here today besides you. this moment is so much bigger than me.” nothing could begin to describe the amount of joy you felt when you opened your email and saw that your name was nowhere near jisung’s. even mark was tense, he had his fingers and toes crossed for you. when you saw that your partner was this really nice (you assumed, you barely have any friends so you didn’t talk to her)
“do you feel relieved?” mark asked finally letting his fingers and toes un cross “fuck yea i do, i literally can avoid jisung for the rest of this semester this is what i dreamt of my whole life dude” you take your phone to text your partner seeing that she had already texted you. “no fucking way” was all you could utter
10. no fucking way
previous chapter masterlist next chapter
notes: i moved to seoul lmao and it’s just so fucking weird?? like i arrived yesterday at like 10 am and i lowkey (highkey) want to go back home. idk i just know that i’ll have a hard time here and knowing that the next time i see my family is in months makes me sad lmao. plus it’s hard bc everyone is like omg you must be so excited n stuff and im like noooo i want to go back homeeeeee. plus i have to take classes that are harder so even academically wise im gonna struggle. but anyway im done complaining! i know this is someone’s dream probably so i should be more grateful but it’s a bit hard rn ngl lmao
taglist: @kgyam4 @sunghoonsgfreal @injunnie-lemon @nctrawberries @222low @multifandomania @joyzluvr @starwonb1n @222brainrot @sinsgaybutthatsokay @defzcl @lostinneocity @junviadinho @mrshwang-park @skepvids @wonbin-truther @jkslvsnella @jising-jisang-jisung @nanaxwi @polarisjisung @amrqxz @jirsungs @haechansbbg @dalsosapple @pookime @pinklemonade34 @lotties-readings @roseangelxfuma @jiiieun @inosfavgf @mystverse @alethea-moon @apple9i3 @nosungluv @dinonuguaegi @addyanm @kenmaswoman @okkkcausewhet @starfilledgaze
#jisung#park jisung smau#park jisung#nct jisung#jisung smau#nct jisung smau#jisung x y/n#jisung x you#jisung x reader#nct#nct dream#nct smau#nct dream smau#nct x reader#nct dream x reader#mark#renjun#jeno#haechan#chenle#jaemin#game on
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the better team | federico valverde x fem! araujo! reader
summary; fede’s wife happens to be the sister of his teammate who also happens to play for his biggest rival
fc;various girls on pinterest
warnings; ?
taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minseok-smaus @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote @xoscar03 @c-losur3
note; requested ! decided to do an smau style + reader as araujo’s sister lolll BUT FEDE IS SOOO UNDERRATED😫he is an insane player omg
masterlist !
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yourusername: 😇😇😊😊
tagged; fedevalverde, brahim, ardaguler
fedevalverde: 🤍🤍
fedevalverde: pero mi amor, what the fuck is that?
yourusername: the better team😁
fedevalverde: oooooooookayyyy😂😂😂
fedevalverde: i assisted in a ucl final btw
yourusername: ok 🙄 that just makes you good not your team 🙄
username: man he’s losing it rn😭
fedevalverde: no chanel bag for you !
yourusername: federico valverde.
fedevalverde: … so we go to the mall today with beni???😁
username: THE FIRST PIC IS SOOO CUTEEE😫
username: imagine being pregnant for 9 months only for your child to come out looking like his dad😭😭😭
yourusername: his carbon copy😔
username: nahhh the barca jersey is soo😔😭
brahim: bbq🍗
ardaguler: 😁
ronaldaraujo_4: nice jersey 😉
yourusername: the best of the best😁
fedevalverde: stop corrupting my wife🤬
fedevalverde: also ronald answer my text
ronaldaraujo_4: she’s my sister 🙄
ronaldaraujo_4: on it🫡
username: my nt besties 😭❤️🩹❤️🩹
judebellingham: BENNIIIIIII
yourusername: come over w vini soon he’s been asking for you two😭😭
vinijr: we will be there tmrw #trust
username: i love y/n’s monthly photo dumps 🙈
username: y/n u are an icon
username: her being a culer while dating a man who said you’d have to kill him to leave real madrid is soooo funny to me😭😭
username: she’s so real for that bc i’m a culer but im weak for jude and tchouameni
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yourusername: felicitaciones, mi amor [congratulations, my love] on winning la liga and making it to the champions league final. we are so proud of you! we love you so much!🤍🤍
tagged; fedevalverde
fedevalverde: los quiero mucho🤍 [i love you so much]
fedevalverde: see how you’re wearing the jersey of the better team 😉
yourusername: you’re sleeping on the couch tonight 🫶🫶
fedevalverde: SJE DIDNT DENY IT!!
username: fede valverde is insane man
username: he’s lucky asf, his family is so cute 🥹
ronaldaraujo_4: congratulations, cuñado! [brother in law]
yourusername:🤨🤨
ronaldaraujo_4: this is as a nt teammate and as his brother in law NOT as araujo of barcelona
fedevalverde: gracias 😁😛
username: both her sons being js like fede and getting none of the araujo genes is hilarious 😭
yourusername: the next one will be like me i swear 😖
fedevalverde: so we can try for the next one?🤔
vinijr: YO THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE ( arda )
ardaguler: 😧😧😧
judebellingham: omg protect him
yourusername: drama queens
username: the jerseys 🥹
username: dad valverde>>
username: adding y/n to my wag vision board 💆♀️
#football smau#footballer x y/n#football social media au#football player x reader#football x reader#footballer x reader#football imagine#football imagines#football scenarios#football one shot#federico valverde x reader#fede valverde x reader#federico valverde smau#federico valverde imagines#federico valverde scenarios#real madrid imagines#real madrid x reader#real madrid scenarios#real madrid smau#jude bellingham x reader#ronald araujo x reader
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𝐖𝐄𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐒. | © jesi555 — kinktober 2023
𝐏𝐀𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐈. | nami
warnings. | wlw sex yessir, fem reader, recording, twt vids [im compensating for the fact that im shit at writing smut], camgirl, hints at vivi x nami, cunnilingus, scissoring, making out yum. im not super proud of this :( lmk if i miss anything.
tags : @aizensgf, @wolflover384, @bun-parade, @3v37773, @guccilaw, @immindingmyown @ruledbyproblematique
Nami loves her followers. After all, they rain money on her. Her tip menu is pricey, but her followers were down bad and As her no 1 fan, so were you. Sometimes Nami thought you were some pervy old man based on your tip, But money is money, and Nami loves money.
Nami felt generous recently, so she announced a competition. 131: one lucky winner, three entries max, one video of both of us, Her community post read. It was a tempting risk, so you mindlessly entered the competition.
At around 9:30 on a Thursday night, you silently studied at your university's library, a few other students doing the same. You were in the zone until a silent vibrating buzz broke your focus. Irritated, you checked your notifications, your eyes bulging out as you saw the email from @namimi. A soft squeal left your lips as you read over the contents of the email.
Congratulations ___! You have won the 131 competition. Your proof of winning is in this email. Please take a screenshot of this email along with the attached verification number and send it to me on Instagram as soon as possible! love, Nami!
You leaned back in your chair, your chest heaving. After a silent scream, you hurriedly headed back to your dorm. After screaming into your pillow and thoroughly contemplating the reward, you finally texted Nami.
___: hii! I received an email saying I won the 131 competition! here’s a screenshot!
You awaited her response for a few minutes, but as it turned into an hour and another, you slowly lost hope. You honestly felt disappointed. Your fave just flaked out on you!
Before you could wallow in sadness anymore, a buzz got you running towards the device.
namimi: omg hi! I'm so sry for the late response! I was getting my hair done. I see you're the lucky winner!
Before you could reply, a small notification popped up, '@namimi followed you'. You quickly accepted the request and waited.
namimi: hold on, you're a girl?! thank god. I was not looking forward to having sex with a middle-aged Discord mod.
you laughed and messaged her back,
___: haha no I'm very much a girl. so do you need any information from me?
namimi: just general stuff, I'd prefer it to be face-to-face though, is that okay with you?
___: Absolutely!
namimi: cool! I'll text you the location soon!
You bit your lip nervously. Nami was coming to meet you. The Nami. Your leg bounced up and down, waiting for her arrival. A few minutes pass as you see a head of orange hair enter the cafe. She looked around for a second before she saw your smiley face.
"Damn, you're even hotter in person." she chuckled, "do you wanna make the video today? I'm free tonight. You look good as it is."
Your mouth slightly fell open as a small 'huh' voice out of your throat. "I mean Yes!" you quickly said.
"Awesome, let's go back to my place then."
Her home was nice. It smelt like tangerines.
"You're okay being recorded right?" she asked. Nodding in agreement, you looked over her room.
"Alright, the camera's set up. do you want a dom or sub role?"
"girl do anything to me," you spoke without thinking, processing what you said. she laughed out and asked you if you were ready.
"yes"
"good. then strip"
A new notification spelled out 'namimi is live', and soon hundreds and thousands of followers joined the livestream. To many of them, the stream was pure heaven. 2 hot girls making the fuck out? Yes, please!
namiismymommy sent 10$: holy fuck namisslut sent 2$: wait is that @princessvivi? ilovevivi sent 4$: Nah bro that's the lucky winner namisslut sent 5$: I'm so jealous
"Are you reading the comments?" Nami whispered in your ear, both of you, skin to skin.
namiismymommy sent 20$: eat her out.
"My lovely followers are asking us a favor" she moaned, "let's give them what they want baby."
You dropped down in front of her cunt, giving her lips soft kitten licks until she pushed you into her pussy. Nami getting eaten out by an equally hotter chick was a God-sent gift.
This was probably Nami's best video yet. Not to mention, the scissoring was a highlight.
As the live stream ended, the two girls looked at the comment section.
ilovevivi sent 50$: Vivi, Nami and lucky winner threesome when?
It seems like you'll frequent her channel soon.
꩜ 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐣𝐞𝐬𝐢𝟓𝟓𝟓 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐫. 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐮 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠!! 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 !!
#꩜ from jesiya.#one piece smut#one piece nami#one piece#꩜ one piece.#nami smut#nami x reader#op nami#nami#cat burglar nami#straw hat pirates#꩜ kinktober 2023.#kinktober 2023#one piece kinktober#kinktober
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Positivity hour! Tell us about your favourite RP partner and your favourite thread! <3
OOH! i love positivity hour! cut for length because WORDY BITCH DISEASE STRIKES AGAIN APPARENTLY!
i don't think i could pin down just one favorite because i'm so incredibly lucky to have so many amazing partners during this sephblog golden age. this is only a few of the ppl who have touched my presence here and live in my brain rent free rn, i wish i could remember all of them but a shortlist will have to do o7
i will shoutout @harerazor and @tewwor for being my OGs, my rp besties, the truest mfs who always stick around through my year-long (sometimes years-long) absences and whenever i come back to discord or the dash, it's like we never left <3 AND for following me into my hyperfixation zones omg. writing windbreaker and jjk muses would be so much more lonely without u two in my life. <3
on the topic of OGs, @spiritcrown, @never-surrender and @bcdomens are the CREW!!!!!!!! THE FIRST PPL I EVER WROTE WITH AND SOME OF MY FAV FOLKS ON THIS HELLSITE you guys are the best. ily. connecting with u guys again felt like coming home.
@favorskill has ascended past the title of rp partner and into the title of friend. rio is one of my favorite people ever, genuinely, he's so cool and so skilled with writing/worldbuilding/watching his DICE MAKING SKILLS GROW has been so amazing too??? i care u so much rio. biting u. even when my brain is hopelessly deep in the fixation hole i am thinking about u and ur muses always <3
also shoutout to my wife @vsagis / @theixth (bc ik uve been on this one today) for just being like??? overall such a lovely person and an amazing writer??? our main dynamic is so deep and expansive we're starting to develop an extended universe for them. i love them i LOVE THEM TO DEATH. alex u match my freak ily i hope i get this job so we can hang out irl <3
speaking of matching my freak, @koseigu and i get along like a house on fire, and i don't think the world is truly ready for us. the more dynamics we develop, the more dangerous we become. everything we do with geto & sephsho ROCKS and i am terrified (excited) to see where seph and sukuna lead us in our newest explorations. we get up to some absolutely nasty (hot) shit with our creatures and it's always an amazing time. hehe
@chaoslulled hol you are so so so special to me. i owe u so many things and im so sorry omg but i literally never stop thinking about our threads & dynamics they're soooo good. i think you're one of the only partners i've actually been able to maintain Main Threads with over a long period of time?? there's something about the way we write together that makes that actually work in my brain which is super unusual JSDKJDHJKD i'm not complaining though, i love it so much. also your ocs are spinning around in my head on a daily basis, especially char because seph, chiaki and geto all like her very much. <3 ALSO. U ARE THE REASON I WRITE GETO. I HATE IT HERE HE WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE HOW COULD U DO THIS TO ME (affectionate). ur satoru is always the one he and seph come back to first because he is the original.
@quillheel and i have been mutuals for a while but didn't start regularly chatting until recently, and geto has been keeping me hostage in our 1x1 server over the last week or so, it's a problem, please help me. please. my crops are dying. also ur my current record breaker on "most fucked up start to an rp dynamic" with sukuna and rusa and im gonna be real i think u might hold that title for a while KJSDHIUSDHSJDHSJKDHJSKDH
@hinodae gray i think i would follow u to the ends of the earth. our little accidental threads have been some of my favorites ever, and i love to PIECES every one of our ship dynamics so far. thank u for being just as much of a slut for ships as i am, i feel like we match each other's energy and vibe so well!! TUMBLR BETTER UN-SHADOWBAN U SOON OR IM GONNA THROW HANDS >:'O
@eraserisms and @rcguish u two are like a package deal in my brain. D.A., the fact that we exist on the same chef wavelength always makes me so happy. i love seph and shota so much, they make me Hurt in all the best ways and i'm lookin forward to getting more into todoroki's voice so we can keep building out shota becoming his dad i mean mentoring him! and rys!!! i know ur absolutely going thru it rn so we haven't been talking as much lately, but i'm still just as feral for our dynamics as ever. seph and shouta's broken friendship. shou and orion's blossoming romance. seph has so many feelings and thoughts about silver that i don't even know how to articulate but that might need its own separate post. blowing u kisses.
lastly but not leastly, @gomannakami we only connected recently but we've already got this absolutely TRAGIC AND BEAUTIFUL set of pairings going on. satoru and chiaki are so stupidly cute and so so sad. seph and suguru are still in the beginning stages but i LOVE writing them sort of dancing around each other, the mutual pining is so spicy and delicious.
AS FOR THREADS!!!!!
ooh. hm. fuck. i think my first thought is always gonna be my longer-running threads with @chaoslulled — the one that stands out the most in my mind rn is the thread where satoru found seph on the brink of collapse after a hellhound kill. it was only the second thread we ever wrote together, and i ACUTELY remember how nervous i was that it was too intense and i was gonna scare hol away with it because that's happened so many times before. SJDHKSJHD
another one that comes to mind is one of my first threads with @tewwor's litho, which started with the simple inbox prompt "can't sleep?" and ended up turning into one of our longest threads to date and spiraling out into the longest fucking slowburn of this blog's career. i loved it. i'll never stop thinking about that apple.
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Fine I guess I'll do it. Chapter 0 and 1 of my totally real fangan
TW: KYS jokes, stupid jokes and absolute chaos
Danganronpa: Stinky Idiots
Cast:
Leanna - Ultimate Total Roblox Drama Contestant
Emily Smith - Ultimate Dumb Blonde
Kanade Otonokoji - Ultimate Guitarist
OJ - Ultimate Breakfast Beverage
Art the Clown - Ultimate Silly Clown
Salt and Vinegar Pringles - Ultimate Chips
Covid 19 - Ultimate Contagious Disease
Mr. Beast - Ultimate Controversy
Barbara - Ultimate Grandma
🥵 - Ultimate Horny Emoji
Ace Corbyn - Ultimate Chess Player
Monokuma - Ultimate Mascot
Ibuprofen - Ultimate Nonsteroidal Anti-inflammatory Painkilling Drug
Kokichi Oma - Ultimate Supreme Leader
Monika - Ultimate Literature Club Member
Mukuro Ikusaba - Ultimate 16th Student
Chapter 0
Leanna wakes up iconically
Leanna: Ughuguuguhufguguhgufdgsusdgidjdadsgdusahudhuag… Where the hell am I?
Emily: Omg hi. Who are you, what is your name?
Leanna: Leanna pookie. What about you?
Emily: Oooh, I'm Emily. Nice to meet you, Lebanon!
Leanna: It's Leanna.
Emily: Gotcha! Do you know where we are? I looked around a little, and this place doesn’t look like my room!
Ace: Of course it doesn’t. You would be lucky to live in a place like this.
Emily: …
Leanna: …
Ace: …
Leanna: Who the fuck are you?
Ace: Ace. And don’t give me that attitude.
Emily: Ass? That is a pretty rude name! Who would name their child that!
Ace: … You are so dumb, you make me wanna kill myself.
Leanna: Maybe you should. Asshole.
Kanadead and Kokishit show up
Kanade: Oh! There are people here..
Kokichi: Ooooooooh. This totally doesn’t look familiar at all!
Leanna: Who are you people?
Kanade: Im Kanade Otonokoji.. The uhh Ultimate Guitarist. I am super innocent! And I am uwu kawai desu!
Ace: Kill yourself.
Kokichi: Death threats already! I love death, people dying and being tortured and stuff. Blood blood, gore gore, I love it! I'm not lying, haha!
Leanna: Girl what- Anyways don’t listen to him, he is an asshole.
Emily: Yeah! Especially since his name is Ass, so it makes sense!
Kanade: That name is not very kind and kawai..
Kokichi: Hey guys, I'm the one that brought you guys here! JK I lied, hahaha, that makes me a compelling character right?
Ace: No.
Eventually more people, and.. things, show up.
OJ: Hi, I'm OJ, orange juice if you guys couldn’t tell. And I am a breakfast beverage, though you could still drink me any other time, and I-
Ace: Shut up.
OJ: Ok-
Art: :D
Covid 19: OOOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOOHO, I can infect you all! And no, I'm not lying like that grape thing!
Ibuprofen: Use me to cure your pain, headaches, general aches, depression, and-
🥵: IM HORNYYYYY~~~~~
Leanna: What the hell is even going on here-
Mukuro: I am Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school, the one they call the Ultimate Despair, watch out for me.
Monokuma: Puhuhuhuhuhuhu, I’m here too! But I'm not the mastermind, so whaaaaaaaat is going oooononononononno~
Monika: Hello there! Welcome to my literature clu- Wait, where the hell am I?!?!?!!?
Mr. Beast: What’s up guys, welcome to my new video! Today I put random characters into a killing game! The winner gets…. to live!
Pringles: I exist.
End of Chapter 0
Chapter 1
Leanna: Ok guys, I think it’s time to address the elephant in the room. And no, I don't mean Ace.
Ace: You of all people should not be talking about elephants when you are built like a Titanic.
Leanna: I swear to god I am gonna kill this bitch- Anyways-
Ibuprofen: Killing is not good, but what is good is being healthy. Buy Nurofen Ibuprofen tablets on Amazon for only 4.25 pounds-
Emily: Wait a second guys, I think we are in a murdering activity or something. We have to work together to overcome this dispatch!
Mukuro: Don’t you mean despair?
Monokuma: Puhuhuhuhuhu, I wonder who will die first~
Monika: No one is gonna die!
🥵: Aughhhh~
Kanade: Stop being horny! That is not kawai desu..
Kokichi: Waitttt, aren’t we missing someone? There are only 15 of us here.
Mr. Beast: Oh yeah, there is a grandma currently sleeping in her room. Her name is Barbara! She will probably not win this game, it will be one of my bros!
Covid 19: Muahahahahaha, she is all alone! She will die! HAHAAHJSHIAUGuigdwbsiauhbdhksbdauwbhsjah
Emily: That is so real of you!
Lights turn off randomly.
Leanna: What is going on pookies? Is someone slaying?
Art: 🥰
Lights turn back on, and only few people are in the area.
Kanade: Omg, where is everyone uwu
Leanna: I don’t know. There is me, you, this clown guy, and Monika.
Emily: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDIUCDANJNSIDBJASBDLI
Art: 😮
Monika: That was Emily…
Leanna: Her voice came from.. Barbara’s room!
Monika: Do you think someone is hanging out there?
Kanade: …
Leanna: I swear if we go there and find someone hanging..
They headed to Barbara’s room, and there they found…
MONOKUMA DEAD ON THE FLOOR WITH A GUNSHOT IN THE HEAD.
Oh and Barbara was still sleeping lol
Emily: NOOINoOSNDonwoibdoanoibn!!!!
Leanna: Oh shit. Someone slayed.
Kokichi: Omg who did that lol
Ace: I know who did it because I am smart, rude and cool. But I won’t tell because I am bored.
Art: 😜
🥵: Aughh~ Im so horny~
OJ: How can you be horny when someone literally fucking died.
Mukuro: I mean, there is no real loss here, it's just a stupid robot bear.
Emily: OMG THAT’S ANIMAL CRUELTY!!!!! Save the planet you guys!!!!
Ibuprofen: Uhh, anyways, does anyone need drugs?
Covid 19: NO EW! WHY DIDN’T THIS THING DIE!?
Kanade: I know who it is. So the chapter 1 deaths usually set the tone for the killing game, meaning the creator wanted to kill off characters that you wouldn’t really expect to die. Or the character’s they just don’t like. Meaning the main suspects are Emily, Kokichi, Ace or Leanna. But it could also be Barbara since the murder did happen in her room, so yeah.
Mukuro: That makes sense I guess.
Barbara: Yawn, oh hello kids. What is going on?
Ace: Someone died in your room.
Barbara: Oh dear.. Well I saw who did it.
Monika: Weren’t you asleep?
Barbara: Oh I didn’t sleep all the time dear. Anyways.. The killer was that purple boy over there. He pulled out a gun from nowhere and shot the bear…
Kokichi: Whaaaaaa, that did not happen. Ok fine, I am the culprit. I did it. Maybe I did it… Maybe I didn’t… You will never know nehehe…
Mr. Beast: Everyone voted Kokichi Oma, and….. He is the culprit!!!!
Kokichi: Bro what? We are not even on the trial. And I didn’t even get to have a monologue about why lying is good, I didn’t get to redeem myself at the last second, and I didn’t get to lie or anything…
Leanna: You did not eat pookie.
Ace: I know you ate the entirety of the cafeteria.
Leanna: That’s it.
Leanna started to fight with Ace. While Kokichi was dragged to get executed.
Kokichi was put in a saw trap, and all he had to do was tell the truth about his pet goldfish. He decided to lie, and got electrocuted and died.
Pringles: I still exist.
Emily: I… This is terrible! I don’t like you guys anymore!
Y/N- I mean Emily flew down the hall, with tears running from her diamond blue orbs, not looking back again…
End of chapter 1
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Crimson Rivers thoughts pt. 5
chapter 9:
1. OMG DID REMUS FORGET TO GO BACK TO HIS CELL WAIT HOLY SHIT THIS ISNT GONNA BE GOOD
2. oh good wait, remus left and came back
3. sirius’ first thought is to brush his teeth to kiss sirius 😭😭 he’s so me fr. i wouldn’t let my ex kiss me unless they brushed their teeth first. or had a mint. im so sensitive to smells
4. “He used to build things. Create things. And now he's lucky if he doesn't destroy what's already formed.” JESUS FUCK. THATS LITERALLY SO SAD WTF
5. 😭😭😭 sirius is literally amidst gay panic beyond your wildest comprehension and remus is just like ✨☺️😏🥱🩷🏳️🌈 “touch me”
BABES
6. “Remus hums. "Imagine how I feel. No one's touched me without causing me pain in five years."” NOOOO BABY
7. god, wolfstar deserves everything. the best wolfstar content i find is always in a fic that is centered on another ship. i could literally survive off wolfstar alone- no water, no food, no air
8. wolfstar calling each other beautiful>>>>>>>
9. 😬 what did sirius jsut say. i must be going crazy. cause there’s no way he just said he needed to brush his teeth
10. wolfstar deserves the world universe
11. reg is no longer a pathetic teen with a crush, he’s a pathetic adult with a crush
12. reg being grumpy even in his sleep <33333
13. james having a pathetic crush on reg while cuddling together is top tier
14. there really needs to be an emoji to accurately show the face i just made. it probably looks similar to this- 😀😟 what. there’s no way reg is about to tease james, just to get his old 14 year old self off
15. 😀😀 girl what is he doing. i-
16. how he became freinds with barty is so crimson rivers canon, i can’t even. like, i KNOW that it’s canon. but it’s also canon that bizzarestars was right about. no author mistakes in that piece
17. damn, reg is actually gonna go at it. i don’t know how james is gonna survive this and make it to the actual arena.
18. “James says his name like it's the only word that has meaning. His voice is rough, and Regulus' name is sloppy and desperate in his mouth, like a hail mary or a form of salvation.” CHRIST. I SAID I DIDNT KNOW HOW JAMES WOULD SURVIVE THIS, BUT HOW THE HELL DID REG SURVIVE THIS??
19. “Barty is a good lover, there's no denying that—but he'll be damned if James isn't just better.” 😟 shocked. omg. who would have guessed this would be reggie’s thoughts
20. “"Because you might die today," Regulus tells him bluntly, shrugging one shoulder as he stands up. "Consider it a parting gift. Now, get out."”
😧
they just fucked, and all reg can do is be like “yeah yeah, now get out horny bitch” no fucking way i just read that right i-
bitch that’s foul
21. “Regulus is a conundrum, honestly.” yes. that’s the word i’d use to describe him.
22. james: don’t tell sirius that reg and i just fucked. also james: “he’s in the shower”
bitch if you could be any more obvious
23. “Remus Lupin. If there's one good thing to come out of all this, it's him.” YES YES YES ABSOLUTELY! REMUS IS THE GOOD IN THIS
24. “”James, I am so grateful to know you, and so sorry that I had to. Every name that I call is a name I wish I never learned. Yours—you—will remain etched into my heart forever."” BITCH I CANT CRY OVER THIS- MY EYE MAKEUP LOOKS TOO GOOD TODAY TO CRY
25. “"I'll see you again soon, Regulus."” BITCH WTF THAT HURTS EVEN MORE THAN JAMES’ GOODBYE
26. maybe it’s been too long since i’ve read the books, BUT this fic seems to capture the absolute tragedy and horrors of it before it even starts even more
27. christ, not reg saying the “i don’t want to go” that hurts. like holy fuck. he’s still just a scared child. don’t put him in that arena
28. god, the way the death of james feels like sirius dying too. and sirius deciding that once james is dead, sirius will be too
how the hell is this people’s comfort fic???
29. not sirius having a lapse of memory and losing his memory of his last moments with james. that shit hurts
30. fabian <3333
31. 😧 wait fabian is dead. they just shot him. holy shit
32. gideon <3333
33. wait gideon is dead too.
y’all. i just-
this whole chapter was a fucking rollercoaster.
#marauders#fanfic#regulus black#ao3#james potter#jegulus#remus lupin#sirius and regulus#sirius black#wolfstar#crimson rivers#pandora lovegood#pandora rosier#sexy times i guess
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Sorry for the very late reply😭
Soo basically we were supposed to go back to school today but it was cancelled because of all the snow and her parents weren’t gonna be able to make it home before the roads closed and all that so she had to spend the night at my house… annddd she has to again tonight…
But like I’m not complaining that she’s here it’s like I’m kinda scared because I don’t want us to end up like Paige and Azzi in the fic golden hour because they are lowkey kinda toxic💀
Like how after the first couple days of being around each other again after a long time Azzi and stephie stayed at Paige’s and then Azzi ended feeling weird abt it and like yea idk if u have ever read it but like hopefully yk what I’m talking abt😭😭
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okay wait ok period sleepover and lucky omg i have to go tmrw its my first day back from break and im from fuck ass texas so we dont have a snowstorm 💔💔
but omg i have not read that story but ima go read it so ik what u talking aboutttt
someone help me find that story please
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An Album, Apologies, and A Movie Premiere
Part 40 of On The Inside With Elizabeth Olsen
Word Count: 5.7K
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March 20th, 2022
IndieMusicNow "Well, the rumors are true! TikTok musician and record-signed artist Hex (real life name being Y/N Y/L/N) was announced by their record label to be releasing an album later this year. The exact details are still being kept under wraps. But this is one artist we don't want to miss."
Billboard Today "Following posts on all social media platforms today, Republic Records announced that newcomer Y/N Y/L/N, whose stage name was also announced to be Hex, will be joining the lineup of album releases this year. First-timers usually don't get this lucky; someone must've heard something. We just can't wait to see what it was."
PopCrave "Looks like All Eyes On Me artist Hex is going to be releasing an album later this year."
Entertainment Celebrity "Fans of Elizabeth Olsen's rumored partner have been spreading since the musician followed an account with their own stage name in the handle. Most are convinced that it's the artist themselves. And while we agree. We're just going to sit and wait."
"Edit: 3/22/22 @ 2:16 pm In a new tweet posted below; the artist confirmed that it was indeed them!"
"And again @ 2:23 pm."
"And @ 2:28 pm."
BuzzFeedMusic "Everything we know about the TikTok artist turned album maker Hex. Who are they? Where did they come from? And have they done shady things to get there? Plus! You'll never guess who they're dating!"
@lizziesfutureex @BuzzFeedMusic not only is this shady writing but publicly blasting Lizzie and Y/N as a couple when they've never confirmed that they are together again is actually horrible
@hexthestars13 @lizziesfutureex wait... Hex is rumored to be dating Lizzie Olsen?? THE ELIZABETH OLSEN?? SASAHJKGSK
@lizziesfutureex @hexthestars13 again only rumored but yes. you're a Hex fan did you not know??
@hexthestars13 @lizziesfutureex im new to the fandom after discovering her TikTok's and watching her performance from LA last year on YouTube. so no. i had no idea!
@lizziesfutureex @hexthestars13 omg wait that's the show lizzie went to last year?!? The one with Ro***e!? Okay maybe I should open Spotify 👀
@hexthestars13 @lizziesfutureex 😊
@scrunchnoselizzie @hexthestars13 @lizziesfutureex no but fr they be fuckin'. uhauled and everything.
@MadMaxMoore @yikesitshex fuck 'em ❤️🫶
@romanoffthereal @yikesitshex never taking another one of their quizzes again 😌
@witcheswhores @yikesitshex i know buzzfeed of all people just ain't make our Hex sad!??!
May 2nd, 2022
Y/N POV
"I'm still having nightmares..."
I breathe out and shift my body on the brown leather couch. Cliché, I know, but Sofia, my therapist, loves it.
"Have they gotten worse?" Sofia asks me. I briefly look her way before nodding. Guilt and shame I still carry with me. "Would you like to go into more detail?" She questions as I swallow the lump in my throat. "Umm." I start. "Basically, it starts out the same..." I clear my throat and move myself into a much less relaxed position.
"Liz will be gone for the day, and I'll be at home on the phone with my mom waiting for Liz to return.. Sometimes, she'll show up in the kitchen's entryway like before. Or... Other times, she won't show up at all..." I clear my throat and run my hands up and down my knees. "The times that she does show up, it's just like how it happened, except she doesn't hold back. And nightmare Liz says things I know Liz wouldn't... but it feels real. So real."
"Have you told Liz about these nightmares?"
I nod. "I did."
"Did?" Sofia writes something down before looking up at me, waiting for me to continue. I shrug. "I can't bring myself to tell her about the more gut-wrenching and violent nightmares."
Sofia takes a second before replying.
"I could understand that. But do you think there might be another reason?"
I do, and it's stupid. I exhale and feel small at this moment. "I- apart of me-." I close my mouth and start over. "There's this voice in the back of my head. And I don't know whether to listen to it or not."
"What's it telling you?"
"That Liz doesn't trust me anymore."
I feel a flash of embarrassing warmth runs over my body. My body is telling me not to trust the words my brain is making me believe. "What do you think? Do you think Liz has lost trust in you?" I move my eyes away from Sofia and onto my glass of water sitting on the cork coaster four feet from me. It hasn't been there terribly long, just long enough that some condensation has set in on the sides of the glass.
"Y/N?" Sofia calls for me to focus up. I slowly do, bringing my eyes back to her. I shrug. "I could see her losing her trust in me." Sofia sits quietly as I open and close my mouth. "And... I know you tell me that it's not my fault, but it is. What happened to her was my fault because of my lack of actions."
Sofia shakes her head. "I'm not here to tell you what you choose to keep to yourself was bad or awful. I'm here to listen and to help you. But yes, I don't think it was your fault what happened." Sofia leans back into her chair. "So why do you think Liz does?"
"I didn't say Liz did." Sofia looks at me with a really face. "Y/N." She puts her pen down. "We've been seeing each other for half a year now. I like to think that I can read between the words that you're not saying. So let me ask you and be honest with me. Do you think Liz has lost trust in you because of what happened with her who shall-not-be-named because we made an agreement? And if so, could you give me a reason?"
I smile at her agreement and then try to think of a reason. Slowly, wondering if my mind was just being cruel or not.
Liz POV
"Sounds like you guys need to have sex."
I slam the pantry door close and turn to my sister. "Oh my God! Courtney! I am not having this conversation with you!" I shake my head and pull my water bottle close to my lips. Unscrewing the cap as I roll my eyes. "I can't believe you sometimes." I take a sip of my water before closing it. "We're supposed to be having a nice breakfast. You ask about Y/N. One thing leads to another, and you say that!"
Court puts her hands up, straightens her shirt, and laughs as she steps away from her empty plate.
"Besides, you know it's more complicated than that." I grab the plate and turn towards the sink. My mind starting to wander away as the water gets hot.
But it's true. Y/N and I haven't been exactly on the same page for a bit now.
"I know Lizzie. I'm sorry it was a bad joke."
Court walks up next to me and bumps me out of the way so she can wash her dish. "It's okay." I breathe out as I scoot away.
"Is it? Are you?" Court asks as she shuts off the water.
"Some days are better than most. Those days, we feel like we're how we were before. But.. but then there are moments where I remember and feel hurt." I rub the spot on my wrist where the bruise has faded. "And I know it wasn't purposeful, but... I don't know it just-"
"Just would've been easier if she told you from the start."
I nod to my sister.
No one aside from Max, Courtney, and Kathryn Hahn knows what happened. I didn't want to tell my mom and the twins because as much as they love Y/N, I'm afraid they wouldn't be as understanding as I want people to be like Kathryn and Courtney.
And I know Y/N told Max. Max not so subtly sent me a text recently talking about how amazing Y/N is. I think whenever Y/N called Max, the most damaging parts of her mind were telling her things that would never happen.
"I'm sorry, Lizzie." Courtney places the plate on the drying rack and dries her hands. "But like you said, you know it wasn't on purpose. Y/N just didn't want to believe it was someone that was so vile and abusive towards her." I nod with a sheepish look. "I mean.. if I were in Y/N's shoes, I probably would've done the same... maybe. I don't know." Courtney shakes her hand and tosses the drying rag onto the countertop.
"Where is she, by the way?" Courtney asks, pulling my focus away from the talk I need to have with Y/N. "Oh, Uhh.." I tilt my watch towards myself. "She should be on her way home."
Courtney looks at her Apple Watch. "Therapy?" I nod. "She's been having nightmares. She thinks I don't know." I pull my phone out and sigh. "But whenever she shoots awake, it wakes me up..."
"Do you know what they're about?"
"Me. Her. Naomi." I grimace at that final name. "Ah." Court replies. I can tell she wants to ask or say more about the situation but doesn't.
"Is she still ubering?"
I smile and quickly breathe in and out at the conversation moving along before making a kinda motion with my hand. "Sometimes. She took the Prius this morning."
"How does she not have a car yet?" I shrug. "She didn't need one in New York or her for a while, so there was no need. But we both know she needs one now. So she's been looking at some."
"Oh yeah?" Courtney smiles, getting excited. "Like what?! A jeep? A Tesla? Oh, wait! A convertible! Oh my God, Y/N would look so hot in one!" Courtney goes wide-eyed and shuts her mouth closed as I stare at her. "What I meant to say was... is that I hope it's a nice car. One she can look modest in."
I once again roll my eyes. "Uh-huh. Does Ness know about your little crush?" I make a teasing face at my little sister. She rolls her eyes back to me.
"Yes, she does." Courtney smiles before quickly masking it. "It's not a crush, by the way!! I promise! I just love your girlfriends music."
"And her looks," I mumble. "What was that?" Court asks. "Nothing." I smile as I walk the two of us outside to the garden.
"Wow. It gets more impressive every time I come over." Courtney stands there in awe as I pick up my garden gloves to get to work. "Thanks." I smile back.
"Has Y/N done anything in the garden?"
I shake my head. "She can sometimes have the opposite of a green thumb. And she's a complainer." I laugh as Court nods, finding a spot on the outdoor couch. "Must only be an Olsen thing. Ness can't water a plant to save her life." I chuckle and bend down in the dirt. "I tried teaching her a while ago, but it ended up with me banning her." I hear Courtney laugh. "Maybe I'll try again in the Summer. Maybe after the twins' birthday." I add on as I start snipping.
"I like that." Courtney vaguely says. "Like what?" I lift my head to her. "That even though you're in this place with Y/N now. You still see a future with her."
I lower my hands and think. She's right. Of course, I see a future with Y/N. We've already gone through so many hardships and times without one another. Why would I want that again? Why would I even be with her now if I don't see a long future with her? Us. Marriage. Kids. I see it only with her.
"Yeah, yo-you're right." I lift my head up and smile as the lump in my throat goes down.
I love Y/N with all my heart.
I don't want this distance between us to be present anymore. I want her.
I look at my watch again. She should be home soon. "Lizzie..." I look over at my sister as I snip at another plant. "Hmm?" Courtney puts her phone down and looks at me. "Dad's trying to get me to convince you to talk to him again." I sigh and groan. Courtney nods. "I'm not going to do that. I just wanted to let you know that he's been trying."
"He can try all he wants. You. The Twins. Jake. I don't want to talk to him." Courtney nods again. "I know... how many times this week has he tried calling you."
"Twice."
Courtney hums. "Well, even if he's tried repairing the bridges with the rest of us, we're still in your corner, Lizzie." I smile and thank her before I spend the next few minutes in quiet. Thinking about Y/N.
I know she would never do anything to hurt me, and I know how incredibly guilty she still feels for everything that happened. I feel a pang of guilt as well. I sigh, rip off my gloves, and throw them into the dirt. My mind won't let me focus on the greenery today.
Instead, my eyes focus on my left hand. Empty.
I look around the garden and look into the house. This is our home. Ours. I smile at the memories we've already made and think about the future.
I look back to my hand before looking at Courtney. "Hey, Court..." Courtney shoots her head up from her phone. "Yeah?"
"I'm not saying I want to, but how soon do you think is too soon to get eng-"
"Liz? Babe?"
The sound of Y/N's voice shuts me up as I quickly stand up and brush the dirt off my hands and pants. "Hi!" I smile and walk towards my girlfriend as Courtney stands up to steal a hug first.
"Hey, Courtney!" Y/N smiles widely and hugs my sister.
They've been in contact since Thanksgiving, and she is always happy to sit and talk to her like a friend she's known for years. It's been great to say.
Even Mary-Kate and Ash got a little jealous.
"What are you doing here?" Y/N asks as I wrap my arms around her and kiss the side of her head. When I pull away, I see a flush on her cheeks. She looks at me and smiles. It reaches her eyes for the first time in... well, anyway, I smile back and give her an I missed you look.
She sees it.
"Oh, you know, just stalking you-" Court says clearly without thinking before nervously laughing and covering her mouth. "Oh my God! That was supposed to be a bad a joke! I didn't mean-" She gets more flustered and has a scared look on her face as Y/N and I just stare at Courtney.
It's obviously a sore subject still, but we know Courtney didn't mean anything but it.
"It's alright," Y/N assures her with a flat smile. "Let's just..." Y/N stops talking as Courtney quickly looks at me with a sorry look. "Courtney was just helping me get some stuff done around the house before tonight!" I interject and brightly smile. "Yes! I can't wait!" Courtney catches on and shows her excitement for the premiere tonight of Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness!
"Aren't you excited!" Courtney asks Y/N, who nods her head. "Just nervous, honestly." I rub my hand up and down her back. "About what?" I question as Y/N sheepishly looks at me. This worries me a bit.
I think Court catches onto the slowly shifting vibe and makes the decision to grab some waters for the three of us. "Y/N?" I tilt my forward. "What's up?" Y/N avoids my eyes and holds my hand. Leading me to the shade-covered outdoor couch.
She holds my hand before lifting her beautiful face to me as we sit down. I smile at her and wait patiently. Silently letting her know that I'm here.
I'm here.
Y/N nervously opens and closes her mouth before finally saying: "I love you, Liz."
"I love you too, Y/N," I reply back with the same inflections as her.
"Are we okay?" She asks, and I don't waste a second tightening her hand in mind. "We are," I reply, only to earn a shake of the head. "No, Liz, really... are we?" I swallow the feeling in my throat and nod once again. "We are. We are Y/N."
"And y-you trust me?"
Y/N asks with a shaky breath. Clearly, this is a question that's been plaguing her. "More than anything." I close my mouth and scoot more into my girlfriend's touch. "Y/N... look at me."
Y/N lifts her head to me, and I see how much sadness is being held in her eyes; before I can think of what to say, my mouth starts rambling.
"I love AND trust you more than anything..." I sigh when I think about how the two of us have been walking on eggshells with one another when we've done this song and dance before.
"I'm sorry for giving you distance when you didn't need it. Or for making you feel bad or guilty when that wasn't my intention... I don't blame you." I catch my breath and give a sad smile. "I was just so upset... I'm sorry." Y/N keeps her eyes on me as I softly speak to her before I see them dip down to my neckline. I look down and know that I just so happened to be wearing the necklace she gave me on our second first date.
"Y/N, I trust and love you, and all I want is for us to put her in the rearview. It's you and me, remember."
Y/N nods and gives me a watery smile with her bright eyes. "I remember." She sniffles. "I just never want you to be hurt because of me again, Liz."
Tears threaten to spill.
"I won't because you won't. Okay?" I can see the relief on Y/N's face as a tear falls from her chin. "Oh, baby.." I wrap my arms around her and let my girlfriend collapse into me. Her face falls as she buries it into my neck. Her tears landing on the exposed skin.
"I'm sorry..." She whispers. "There is nothing to be sorry for," I whisper back. "I just love you so much. I'm so happy to have you in my life, Liz." I kiss the side of her head and allow Y/N to let herself fall apart in my arms as I whisper sweet nothings into the top of her head.
When the tears slow, Y/N eventually lifts her head to me as we're settled into the corner of the couch.
"I love you, Elizabeth Chase Olsen." She speaks in a hushed tone as her fingers dance along my knee. "I love you too, Y/N Y/L/N." I smile at her touch and take ahold of her chin, quickly giving her a peck on the lips before asking: "Is there anything else on your mind?" Y/N barely budges as she gives me a little shrug before nodding.
"Your premiere is tonight." I nod along to her words. "Uh huh.."
I watch Y/N close and open her eyes. "Am I coming?" I stop and tilt my head, confused. "Of course, you're coming! I have your outfit picked out for you and everything! We talked about this a month ago." I look into her eyes that, hold a look of loss and confusion. "Oh..." Y/N simply states. "I don't remember us talking about it."
She furrows her eyebrows, trying to remember. I do the same because she should remember, right?
After a moment of silence, I look to the door to the backyard and see Court smiling with a thumbs up before she disappears into the house.
"OH!" Y/N breaks up the moment between us. "I remember you talking about it. It was... it was right before Kathryn's party." She starts explaining as I nod. "That's right!"
"You looked stunning." Y/N winks with her tired, cried, and dried eyes. "As did you." I kiss her head as she continues. "I think that's the moment I knew I would never write a break-up song about you."
I smile and let out a laugh through my nose. "Is that right?" Y/N nods. "Clearly left an impression, but I think while you were talking about my outfit for the premiere, I was thinking about a song for you..." I sit up, shocked that this is the first I've heard about this. "A song... for me!?" Y/N sniffles and laughs, clearly a little shy about it. "Yeah..."
"Hey! What- why- I." I can't even form a sentence as I'm trying to find the right words to use before settling on it. "Can I hear it?" Y/N takes her left hand in my right and kisses it. "Not yet... not right now." The corners of my mouth dip down slightly, but it's Y/N choice. I'm just happy to have her here and to be a part of her process, no matter how big or how small. "Sorry." She says, but I'm quick to shake my head. "I'll listen to it whenever you want me to. Can I ask what it's maybe about?"
Y/N thinks before saying: "It's about being yours. Your one. Our future..." I see Y/N's eyes dart to my left hand before moving to my face. "I know we've barely scratched the surface when we've talked about it, and I'm sorry if this is a little scary, but after the past month and day I've had, I just need you to know, Liz, that I'm with you. For better and for worse."
"It's not scary." I'm quick to tell her. "And believe me, I know this because I'm yours, and I'm with you. For better or for worse. It's you and me."
"You and me."
I smile as Y/N's lips melt into my own. She lifts herself up and crawls onto my lap, facing me. She kisses me again and again before kissing my jawline, smiling. I react by finding my lips on the side of her face. Marking my way up to her ear before Y/N giggles and backs away. "We shouldn't." She says with a look in her eye and a smile that screams WE SHOULD. "Why?" I ask with a smirk.
"I don't want to traumatize Courtney."
Shit. I forgot she was here. Instead of answering, I roll my eyes and kiss Y/N softly as she places her head next to mine.
"Liz?" She whispers into my ear. "Yes?" I whisper back as my hand moves up and down her body.
"We're not engaged now, are we?"
My hand movement stops, obviously catching Y/N's attention. She rapidly leans back into my hand and looks at me in the eyes. "Just to be clear!" Y/N's anxious voice comes through. "I don't think we are! But! Everything we just said to one another would make it seem like we did just propose! Right??"
I swallow the last remaining calmness I probably had as my body starts to grow nervous and anxious. Because Y/N is right. "You don't think we are?" I ask, not knowing why I said that! "Are we??" Y/N goes wide-eyed! "I don't want this to be how I propose to you!"
"You want to propose to me!??" My pitch and tone matches hers. Y/N lifts her hands and covers her face. "I mean, obviously! I'm dating Elizabeth Fucking Olsen. I didn't want to do it today! If that's what just happened!!"
She lifts her hands and runs them through her hair before breathing out. I can't help but look at how adorable and fucking precious Y/N is being in this shared anxiety-inducing moment.
"Okay," I say as Y/N looks at me. "Okay?? Okay, what?!?" I hold my hands and take hers.
"Yes."
"Yes?"
"Yes," I confirm. "I would love to marry you and accept your proposal... but it shouldn't be today." Y/N's smile doesn't falter as she takes a breather before nodding. "It shouldn't be." She says back. "Is that okay?" I ask. "More than okay." Y/N laughs as she's coming down from her high.
Her heart probably going as fast as mine.
"You really want to marry me?" She says as her hands find my hips. "Someday. Yes." I hear Y/N whisper, "That's cool." Making me smile and say: "And what if I want to propose?"
"Then just do it before me, Olsen."
"Hmm, okay, Y/L/N." I lean up to kiss Y/N, but she backs away before my lips reach hers. "I'm taking your last name, just so you know."
"As if you couldn't get any sexier."
After a while of kissing and talking, Y/N falls asleep on top of me as I lay holding her on the couch. I clasp my hands around her body, kiss the top of Y/N's head, and smile as I switch the ring on my right hand onto my left ring finger.
Someday. Not today. But someday...
Later That Day
Republic Records "Grabbing some candles and blankets for a special livestream this Friday!"
@multiversemother @yikesitshex calling it now the album name is gonna be called Midnight!
@scrunchnoselizzie @multiversemother didn't they say that the album was going to be self-titled?
@hexthestars13 @scrunchnoselizzie @multiversemother omg what if it's called debut like Taylor Swift!
@lizziefolkmore @hexthestars13 @scrunchnoselizzie @multiversemother why would it be called Taylor Swift???
Y/N POV
I sit next to my beautiful and elegant girlfriend as we sit in the back of a black Escalade on the way to her world movie premiere here in Los Angeles!
Liz is dressed in a full black set of Alexandre Vauthier blazer and pants with Jimmy Choo platform sandals to match. And I can't get over how much my mouth waters at the sight.
Earlier, she gave me a treat of kisses before her makeup was finished so I would be on my best behavior. If my nerves weren't threatening to spill out all over the backseat, I probably wouldn't be.
Well, anyways, in contrast to her black, I'm wearing a Scarlet Red Michael Kors jumpsuit with heels to match. I thought about wearing sneakers, but I'm fairly certain Liz had Courtney hide them from me.
Speaking of Courtney in the car behind us, she is also wearing red in the form of a dress that makes her smile shine brightly.
Damn the Olsen and their genes.
I smile at Liz as she is locked into the camera on her phone. Looking at herself and the way her hair is. She was sculpted by God and yet worries about a strand of hair from time to time. "Babe, leave it. Sascha did great!" I playfully smack her hand away from her hair, making her quit. Also, so I could wrap my fingers around hers. I guess my grip was a bit too strong because Liz was immediately pulling away to take a proper hold of my face.
"Y/N? Are you okay?" I try to slowly nod yes but fail. "I'm nervous," I tell the truth and watch a sympathetic smile form on her face. "Do you want to tell me what about..?"
I swallow. "It's our first time being somewhere like this. Being a couple. In public together." Liz nods along. "It's not like when we were in Austin for Love & Death, and it's not like here when we go incognito to Target together. This... this is different."
Liz carefully thinks over her next few words to me before speaking. "We don't have to go public if you're not ready. I'm ready whenever you are."
"I know, but that's just the thing. I'm ready now. We've talked about it, Liz, and I am ready. It's just scary."
"It is scary." Liz agrees. "But there's no one I'd rather do it with. Plus..." Liz smiles and takes my hand back to wrap her fingers around mine. "Think of all the people like us... I'm thinking of Geneva right now." I smile at that. "I bet she's watching the live streams," I say with a shake of my head as my phone glows with a new text.
"Whose that?" Liz leans into me to look at a message from Bo in his new publicist role. "Looks like the record company is pushing my new identity everywhere." Liz reads the text over again and then looks at me. "So if we do interviews on the red carpet, you're going to be introduced as Hex?!"
I nod. "I mean, it was going to happen eventually, I guess.." I like the name and the idea of promo starting now, but starting on the premiere of Liz's new movie feels weird to me. "Hmm." Is all she says before turning away.
"Liz?"
"Yeah?" She turns back to me. "Is this okay with you?" I can see it in her eyes that it's not 100% alright. But her being perfectly supportive, I watch her lie and say: "Of course."
"Liz..." I whine, making her remain stoic. Damn, being a fantastic actress. "Talk to me."
"I'm fine." "Liz." She goes to argue that she's fine again, but I drop my phone and stare her down. "Ugh." She groans. "I... I just wanted the world to know Y/N first. Not Hex."
"Oh..."
"But it's a part of your and our life now, so it's fine." She turns back to look out the windows, as her words hurt me more than she realized just as we pull up to the premiere. The driver parks as a man in a tux walks towards the door, getting ready to open it.
Without warning, I reach over Liz and lock the door. "Y/N!" She exclaims as I turn her to look at me. Her eyes moving away from the man, trying to open the door but failing. "I will always be Y/N Y/L/N before Hex or before we get married, and I change my last name to Olsen so for tonight and however many moons after you call me Y/N. Not Hex. Just Y/N like I know you want to. Like you always have."
"Y/N I-"
She goes to argue, but I unlock the door and watch the man stumble backwards as the door flings open. Making a few people behind him laugh. I ignore the looks from my girlfriend as I give a wait-one-second look to everyone outside waiting before closing the door again to kiss Liz.
Because to me, she's Liz. Like to her, I'm Y/N.
"You and me." She says with a bright, pearly white smile before bringing her thumb up to wipe her lipstick off my lips. "You and me," I reply as her soft thumb leaves my red lips.
"Stay here," I whisper to her as I exit from my side of the car and come around to her side full of flashing cameras and screaming fans. I take a quick second and do my best to calm my nerves before opening the door to my girlfriend, whose smile blesses itself down onto me. I extend my hand to her to help her get down and out of the car, and when she does, she turns to me and kisses me. In front of the whole world.
Elizabeth Olsen and I just became public.
Liz POV
I'm going to be honest. I didn't plan on kissing Y/N just then, but she just looked so fucking sexy, and I could tell she was so anxious about tonight that I couldn't help myself. She's mine, after all!
Regardless, the amount of photos of us quadrupled when I did it. Meaning if it's not trending, it will. Everyone will see it. Max, Y/N's label (which should help them), Aubrey, My Dad, and a crazy ex who is awaiting a meeting at a courthouse.
Isn't it so weird how doing something considered normal by most will make you trend?
Anyways, I take a hold of Y/N and don't let her go throughout almost all of the photos I'm forced to take for my job. I laugh and help Y/N as she struggles to find her angle in a sea of cameras, but by the time it's time for my solos, she's nailing it.
Her stage name gets called, and she plays it as if she's heard it a million times before.
I watch in awe and amazement at how far she's come.
"Ms. Olsen!" A staff member surprises me as they appear by my side, letting me know that interviews are set to start and that I need to move along. I thank them but let them know that I'd be waiting for my girlfriend, and to say they did a double-take would be an understatement. But with one quirk of the eyebrow, they retreated.
Thank you, Scarlett, for that life hack.
"Hi!" Y/N is all smiles as she greets me. "Hi!" I reply back. "You ready?" I ask, knowing that the same staff member already told Y/N that we'd be doing a majority of the interviews together. "Yes... wait!" I stop and watch Y/N pull out her phone and point her camera towards me! I pose and smile at her antics before stopping when she looks down at her phone.
"Okay, now I'm ready!"
A/N: And before you ask yes! Y/N met the actors for Billy and Tommy and took silly selfies with them :)
Oh, and Xochitl Gomez tried her best to get Y/N to spill any details about the upcoming album.
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IM BACKKKK
'yeah ykw, tumblr needs to come up with a feature that basically alerts us of when our asks are answered 😐 like why is that not a thing already?'
lowk it alr is but like it gets buried by my notifs 😭😭😭
'i wanna go to canada so bad ☹️ i heard that the british-accent privilege over there is a million times better than the british-accent privilege in america 🤧 i’d be favoured so nicely over there 🥴'
YOU HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT??? YOU'RE BRITISH???????? BRO GIVE ME MY JEWELS BACK!
but ur so right ab the britsh accent privilege thing tho. i was at a coffee shop and this one guy had a british accent and the entire staff was talkin ab it
'such a cutie patootie and does no wrong. i’ll defend my son till i die he’s older than me but idgaf.'
ACTUALLY???????? bro i started watching jjk when yuji was older than me and now im older than him... it makes me so emo
'i have a deep, deep hatred for that four-armed tarantula ‘cause of his random vendetta against my yuji 🌝'
BYE R U TALKING AB SUKUNA??? i was thinking ab this a second ago but yk how like sukuna is canonically yuji's uncle? YOU SHOULD IMPLIMENT THAT LMAOOOO... LIKE YUJI GETTING POSESSED BY HIS DEAD UNCLE OR SOMETHING HAHAHAHA
'omg trade dealllll! i do those with my friend so often but she does me dirty every time. i put her on an awesome sitcom, but she said she refuses to watch it until i watch saltburn.'
oh thats hell. that's so hell. i tried to watch saltburn and had to stop during the vampire scene....
'so i think m*les in the usa and m*les in the uk are different breeds, ‘cause when i tell them to leave me alone or give clipped, straight to the point, honest and dry responses, they go away 🌝'
no yeah here they love that kinda shit... it's how i got 2/3 of my exes i fear...
'whatever girlypop, i just know that from the way you speak, you’re gorgeous'
STOP ILY
'if you ever did go with him, it’d be those couples i see on the street and my first thought is ‘he makes me laugh’ ahh relationship.'
i'm ngl my justification for liking him whenever my friends asked was like 'no i dont find him physically attractive but he's rlly funny... and nice... and we talk a lot...' so...
'honestly, i’m being dramatic 😭 like the angst is bad and the ending MIGHT be bittersweet, but it won’t evoke tears.'
THAT IS STILL HEARTBREAKING. I NEED MERCUPINE TO HAVE A VERY EXTRA HAPPY ENDING...
'just think of malakai (i don’t think you participated on the kai hate train so i’m saying this with a grain of salt lmao)'
LMAOOOO i find malakai so fucking funny. he makes me giggle
'i’ve got the most plainest life ever. the most you’ll get that i can even strain to think of ‘cause that’s how little lore there is to me is that bad grades will put me in a coma 😔'
thats so real actually... except i'm a senior so my grades have been SHIT this semester... my 95 gpa is now barely a 91.... if i'm lucky...
'i was gonna jump a middle-aged man for being rude to my mum at home bargains?'
HELLO?? HOW DOES THIS JUST HAPPEN??
anyways life update! my friends r coming over for secret santa today and i requested literally nothing but instant noodles so i'm rlly hoping i get 25 bucks worth of instant noodles bc i rlly want them.
i got my person a little snoopy figurine THAT WAS 25 DOLLARS??? but it's so cute so i cant even be mad
HELLO AGAIN 😋❤️ (i love how we’re gossiping about ur love life and talking about random nonsense in between through my inbox and not dms LMAOOO)
THAT’S A FEATURE? omg that means everyone i’ve sent asks to is just ignoring me wtf 🤨
☝🏽😲 … 😐
never sending asks to entitled mfs ever again 🫨
‘YOU’RE BRITISH????’ — born and raised… unfortunately 😬 and i’ve literally never stepped off english soil 😟 bUT I’M NOT UNCULTURED I SWEAR 😭
‘i was at a coffee shop and this one guy had a british accent and the entire staff was talking about it’ — i’m literally gonna hijack a plane going to canada, i swear 😕
‘ACTUALLY????’ — omg not now, no it’s the same as you. like when i first started watching it, i was younger, and now i’m older, but i mean irl. like yuji’s birth year (alongside his friends) is around 2002-2003.
i was born a few years after that 🌝
‘it makes me so emo’ — i’m literally gonna go out into society as an emo one day just for the feels 😭
‘BYE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SUKUNA’ — WHAT OTHER ABNORMAL CREATURE IN JJK HAS FOUR ARMS? HE’S SO GREEDY, LIKE WTH DO YOU NEED TWO OF EVERYTHING FOR? 🤨👎🏽
‘i was thinking ab this a second ago but yk how like sukuna is canonically yuji's uncle? YOU SHOULD IMPLIMENT THAT LMAOOOO... LIKE YUJI GETTING POSESSED BY HIS DEAD UNCLE OR SOMETHING HAHAHAHA’ — oh i’ve got smth all right 😭 the second it came out in the manga that they were related, the cogs in my brain started moving so fast 🌝
‘i tried to watch saltburn and had to stop during the vampire scene’ — EW DON’T EVEN REMIND ME AGAIN 🤢 and ykw, you ended it at the perfect time bc it didn’t get any better the more the movie went 😭 i still can’t get this one scene out of my head and i’m not even gonna tell you what it is ‘cause you probably wouldn’t know it (seeing as you were wise enough to drop the movie before it came up).
‘i’m a senior so my grades have been SHIT this semester’ — senior in high school? girlypop, we’re in the same academic year group 😋 (seniors in high school are second year college students in the uk)
wait i’m not aware of how the us gpa system works. isn’t 91 still good???
‘HELLO?? HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN??’ — literally my exact reaction 💀 he kept saying my mum was touching him at the till, like this woman is married, why would she touch a homeless-looking-m*le like you? the standard he had of himself is way too high 😀
felt bad for his kid tho. he was silently watching me yell at his dad :/
‘anyways life update!’ — 😋
‘anyways life update! my friends r coming over for secret santa today and i requested literally nothing but instant noodles so i'm rlly hoping i get 25 bucks worth of instant noodles bc i rily want them’ — STOP I LOVE INSTANT NOODLES 😟 I LITERALLY BOUGHT TWO LARGE PACKS OF THE BULDAK HABANERO LIME RAMEN ONES RIGHT AFTER THE M*N INCIDENT 😭 lmk what you get for ur secret santa tho 😋
‘i got my person a little snoopy figurine THAT WAS 25 DOLLARS??? but it's so cute so i cant even be mad’ — no bc figurines shouldn’t be that expensive 😕 my catoru gojo plushie was like £15, and it’s not even that big so?? 😭
like i get it, it’s gojo, it should be worth a shit ton more, but i’m broke so spare me 🥴
they need to bring all these prices down bc rich ppl don’t even enjoy the same shit broke ppl do 🤨
#seoups is backkk#it’s a cute username#howwww did you come up with it?#seoups#i love random life updates#they’re so cutesie#and it’s just girly things#i love it#like yes tell me about the time you got lost on the train#tell me about the time you flew to mars#and don’t leave anything out#🤨#also secret santa would be so fun#i’ve never participated in it but like AISJWIJSS#i once participated in a secret santa for edits back in my instagram editing phase 🌝#and that was so fun#so imagine irl 😲#i love gifts as well#it’s the ONLY reason i look forward to my birthday#liar liar asks!
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