#im so excited for the remaster idc

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Horizon Zero Dawn (2017 | 2024)

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this is a nintendo direct explanation that is completely spoiler free! so if u wanna know about it without having watched yet? here u go. vague-as-hell. no names or titles or character names. just reactions to give u a spoiler-free reason to be excited! plus if u already HAVE seen, you’ll be able to see my feelins about it so lol! TLDR: one of the best directs ever for ME personally! GREAT and UNEXPECTED smash stuff! INSANELY SURPRISED at a sequel well be getting like this is the BIGGEST news for me i jumped up n down screaming (but no it isn’t jsr3). FINALLY nintendo made their old games service better (even tho it’s still awful). sakurai is so tired...

oh right at the start! nice! i might even start playin this game again if it's on switch? cool.

OMG that was NOT the new smash char i expected!!! ugh so cool!? i'm totally down. tho (minor spoiler) too many boys. not enough girls/nb/monsters...

(this came later) OH OH OH i NEVER expected to even see a skin of this char?! i'm actually gonna buy this! canon "swordfighter" is now this character lol. idc i'm desperate for this series to be acknowledged so it's cool.

(also later) oh NOOOOOO! i REALLY wanted a real char from this game n not a skin?! but... still cool. AND considering how much thought was put into this? and the fact it comes w a song etc? I REALLY STILL THINK WE'RE GETTING A CHAR FROM THIS GAME LATER! like this almost confirms it? honestly realistically imo there were better characters to have as a real char anyhow.

(later) lol i'm torn actually. i hope we get a real char from that... BUT i'm happy the content is dropping so soon! and i'm def buyin 2 of the skins! and the new char is AWESOME so! just again we need more non-boys like ffs...

(back to right after smash) okay okay yeah yeah i know i know n these games all look cool... new stuff that looks cool okay i'll never get around to playin em? okay okay OH good they actually brought it over from wii u it looked cute af! but won't have time for it... okay and... a...

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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

h.. how? no... no! WHAT?!?!?!

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IM SO EXCITED GUYS LIKE OMG OMG OMG LIKE THEY DROPPED IT IN SO CASUALLY LIKEEE WTF YAYYYYYYYYYYY this is def the star of the direct imo! 😍😍😍 and YES the orig is out today on switch too!

btw no it's not jet set radio sorry...

another bizarre remaster of a n64 shooter since nintendo won't do virtual console? i'll buy it. i'm down. (it's not goldeneye guys srry). i'm rly glad ppl are tryin to fill in the virtual console gaps. nintendo, you suck.

OMG FINALLY JESUS CHRIST fucking nintendo. sure wish it was ACTUAL virtual console? but this helps a lot. doesn't reverse ur scummy gaming history erasure? but... lol it's hard to be excited about the bare minimum but i still am? (the accessory is neat too btw like maybe worth buying if i ever hack).

this has been an amazing direct so far for me like WHAT the fuck. so weird that i hate nintendo more than ever? but their system/games are the best they've ever been. well anyways moving on...

oh cool i've wanted to check out this series for a while n this new one seems better than ever! but... i won't have time w it lol... more new games i won't have time for/don't want spoiled! okay okay.

portssss. the ones of ollld games are cool. fine. okay... WAIT ew is this rly a ps/xbox-like awful games montage w the most BORING electronic music? ugh these make me feel a lil sick... never expected to see one of these outta nintendo. ew. volume OFF.

OH WHOA GREAT a game i rly wanted was buried in there at least? and a few remasters/ports that look cool. no ty i don't want all the content for this game spoiled skippinggg. fyi any big game that was already announced before i just skip over bc IDK maybe having a game's content not being old news even before it comes out? is a good thing?? what the fuck is wrong w spoiler culture...

LOL a port/rm of a REALLY good game that i rly wish i had time to play/finish! i already own it tho... it's cool tho! just nothin for me to get all excited about. but this is big news for others prob!

omg sakurai is so tired of making smash omg lolol plz just rest n give it to someone else like that eyeroll sigh was way too honest... i think i'd be okay w this bein the last sakurai smash. i think that's what he's implying here. but also that they're gonna milk the hell outta this one w dlc lol... which is FINE like it's kinda the best smash so whatev!

ok that's it! gonna tldr and hide under readmore!