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if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know

a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going

wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that

they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not

a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting

a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed

if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now

young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it

letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day

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they had a good time

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👩‍🍳🚀TONIGHT! A new episode of 'Gastronauts' launches on Dropout at 7PM ET / 4PM PT.

Join host Jordan Myrick for a series of unhinged cooking challenges from guest judges Rekha Shankar, Jess Ross, and Luke Field!

And featuring culinary masterminds Arturo Avallone, Jeromy Wright, and Cici Celia.

Catch up on the season now!

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Can’t a guy be emo in peace?🖤

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There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa

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A new poster has surfaced for Sonic 3

SOURCE

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Gotta admit. Arin Hanson coming out as bisexual and immediately releasing no less than two songs about how he wants to fuck male video game characters? Kind of epic of him. Also these are the characters

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Annoyed that I'm actually really liking the new starbomb album lmao. The first two didn't do anything for me, third was okay, but this new one is actually a lot of fun. They're noticeably improving

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Me when I've just spent a week or so being digested by a dragon and my girlfriend shows up and saves me and the first thing she does is make me take a bath with her, touch me all over and show me full frontal

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Happy 19th Birthday to the Nintendo DS!

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aquatic tgirls taking esturgeon

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hehe funny show