#im so bad down for gale
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so if you tell Gale you're not in love with him he literally says "oh good so when I kms you won't even cry that's great thanks see u"
like gale. my friend. there is a space somewhere between enemy and lover I s2g these men are so dramatic.
#bg3#gale dekarios#bg3 gale#im trying to romance wyll for the 3rd time#and i keep getting all these other thirsty ass mfers all up on me#this save is for wyll and if he still wont have me then i wont have anyone#ive tried 3 times now and i keep doing something wrong but idk what#i havent even let myself watch his dance scenes other people share#i want to experience it myself yk#im so down bad for wyll its sickening#but gale just swoops in with his demands for snacks and love#if i cant romance wyll this time i give up and ill just play his origin next time#and romance karlach#baldur's gate 3#gale
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Hmm, I've never done the tiefling party without sleeping with Astarion and I've already done Gale's Act 1 romance, so what happens when Al goes to sleep?
Oh well that's kind of cute if odd phrasing, but I dig it-
The scream I scumpt.
Alfonso. My man.
#the way i HOLLERED and upset my dog and my leachie at the narrator calling me personally out#alright larian you've gained several approval points from me#good game. 10/10. sometimes playable#i did spend several minutes trying to pass the persuasion check to make astarion say please only to tell him no#i didnt keep that decision but it was extremely funny#i know there's several flirt lines with gale#but i had to go for the musk one#cause it seemed appropriate given the large physical man whomst he is being wooed by#though i once again disagree on the relative uncleanliness there bucko#lae'zel was also trying to jump that but she was also turned down#wizard kissing only this run. im sorry frog woman#some day she'll get a red dragonborn just for her#i did feel bad for not dancing with wyll#he was so sad and he's perma partied this run#poor sad blade of frontiers with him daddy issues :(#bg3
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would you still love me if I wrote another fanfiction about Astarion and the events before/following the ascension
#sydney speaks#bg3#astarion#I know I already have one#but im playing another paladin of devotion#and just got the scene where you can call him out for lying to the other spawn#and he said “I can't be the man you want me to be” and I just ough tasty#he's a freak he's a little shit he's litteraly so in love with you#idk what about him inspires me to write so much if you heard me talk about gale and gortash you would know im down bad for them much worse
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people hate on my boy gale so much
what do you mean you hate him that's my durge's pet😭
#im romancing gale in my dark urge run and i love him#he's so down bad for my durge tav its not even funny#bg3#im currently romancing lae'zel in my paladin playthrough but plan on breaking up with her when astarion tries somethin#bc tbh lae'zel is good ONLY for being a fuck buddy#spawn astarion is my ultimate fav
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Does anyone have good melodramatic music to listen to when your heart aches with longing for a fictional man who will never be real T_T I'm tired of playing the same songs on repeat yet i must continue to wallow in my pining
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can't believe I have to say this but I'm actually struggling rn with the romance system in bg3 it's kind of bonkers how unforgiving it is 😭 i hope they make the romance triggers more clear in later updates bc I Did Not realize that if u didn't go for astarion in act 1 (I Didn't Like Him Then Ok) you got No Chance afterwards 😔
#merlin.txt#like i changed my mind and im like deeply not interested in gale anymore but since i didnt pursue anyone else in act 1 im fucked 😭#my tav is going to get No Game this playthru 😔#'just go for gale' i Cannot express how much i dont want to romance this man. rlly cannot make it more clear#i cannot fuck with a guy who is still this deeply down bad for his ex#so canonically my tav is just pining after their lame vampire friend they hate#which honestly? kind of funny#also i Wish the game could tell u if ur missing companion camp scenes 😭 im allergic to longresting so i keep missing scenessss#WAHHHHHHHHHH#the hardest challenge ive faced in this game so far
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third playthru antics so far involve gale agreeing to the hag's bargain and getting his eye fucked up in the process <3 and tbh i actually think this is the funniest possible choice they could make as a party since they all dismiss ethel's "netherese magic BLEUGH" reveal as just a symptom of gale already having that shit in his system. like its too much of a coincidence for something so ancient and mythic to happen TWICE to the SAME random guy so theyre all like yeah no shit !!!! gale is the netherese guy !!!! we knew that like a week ago idiot !!!!! foresight is not a gift im givng these people i am so sorry king </3
#tay plays bg3#bg3 spoilers#oc: lilithira#no metagaming in this house we make stupid decisions and live with the absolutely pointless consequences like MEN!!#I DO FEEL BAD INFLICTING *THINGS* UPON MY PARTY THO but lily's beady little eyes are too cute to get ripped out im sorry :(#and shes chomping down worm after worm for the team AND took gut's potion so idk. i think its fair personally#also i feel like if he's That willing to deal with raphael... a hag isnt that much better#its also the only way i could justify doing the ethel quest at all as lily#its so hard playing lawful evil/neutral chara who's lawful in a *business* sense not necessarily a moral sense#i have to justify doing ethel's quest not w all the ethical Mayrina angles but instead the 'oh you didnt hold up your bargain? die <3''#saving mayrina being just a sort of convenient conclusion to that. JHFDGJFKGD#i think if she hadn't felt personally enraged by ethel hurting gale she wouldve taken one look at mayrina and said damn that sucks gl tho#and left <3 no investigation no meddling no nothing <3 who is she to get in the way of a fellow girlboss just trying to make a living ✌#GFJKGFJKGF
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i think i'm going to go on holiday from here! i don't have any posts and house flipper 2 just came out so i'm pretty involved in that; also trying to play bg3 and get it finished but i doubt i will lol
i'll be back either before the new year or right after <3
#still have yet to finish bg3#was stuck because i didnt want gale to [redacted] but i told him no bad boy and he stood down lol#still in the shadowcursed lands so i need to get that situated and move on to baulder's gate#house flipper 2 is so so good#it's vibrant and so much better than the original imo#my current house is getting pink-ified#ok im done rambling <3 love u#nonsims
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#and i can get saltier bc whats up with the holier than thou attitude#its so unhelpful to go actually im a great leftist bc i think having kids is dumb suck it conservatives!#like ok... you don’t want kids. you don’t want your blorbos to have kids. ok.#unfortunately you have to share your blorbo with people who have different preferences!#dad!gale is not stupid or bad just bc you don’t like it#he’d be a great dad and he could absolutely love having kids#and he’s great child-free dedicating his time to his students and research and partner#there is NO reason to put down dad!gale. none at all.#rambling
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#had theeeee worst battle of my whole bg3 life yesterday when i went to rescue halsin#hadn't saved for a billion years#had no short rests left#didnt think that maybe i should go and long rest before entering the worg pens bc i maaaybbee had none of my good spells or healing spells#instead i ran in and got stuck in a battle where my guys kept eternally dying over and over#rinsed most of my potions and revifys trying to Stay alive#halsin was the Only reason i got through the fight at all#and then after the fight i had two dead party members no healing spells to get my guys enough hp to get out of turn based#and go to camp#astarion was stuck on like 4 hp woth necrotic damage and kep Dying as soon as a switched off turn based#shadowheart kept stepping in fire surface and caustic brine that i had no way to get rid of#had to rinse More revify scrolls toget to a point i could get to camp#left gale behind so i could do his silly revival quest and hes the only reason I didn't go insane bc hes adorable#i am Only on balanced mode i cant believe how bad i am at this game#i am Dreading the fight in the house of grief and vs orin i had soooooo much trpuble with them in explorer#and im using different builds so idek if i can use the tech i ended up using to beat those fights#i was going to take shadowheart down a mixed cleric druid build#but now im like no........maybe i need a dedicated healer actually......#luckily i was then fully healed to take on dror ragzlin#and it was mostly an easy fight#but lmao
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why is the cazador boss fight such a nightmare its been 84 years (possibly seven attempts now) and that bastard keeps winning
#im doing everything right! im misty stepping over to sweet astarion to get his ass down from there#but lets be clear#by the time im in range to misty step im choked with bad guys so they just rip my face off trying to misty step#shart can't survive more than 30 seconds#wyll's counter-spells are great! all three of them#and 'oooh just use daylight' turns out my game is bugged so cazador takes zero damage from daylight#and then he hits astarion with his staff five times in a row and astarion dies#brought karlach originally but she's also. useless because she gets ganged up on by baddies too#why are there so many fucking bats did cazador train these bats just to fuck with people specifically#hell i even put it on easy mode and all it did was give me MORE health points to lose#all i want is for this boss battle to be OVER#and ive come too far and spent too much money on arrows to give up now#(should i bring gale. should it be gale and wyll doing big spells from the back as astarion and tav knife their way through the front lines
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Ballsack guts three certainly is a game im playing
#the GLITCHES. LOL#not the point tho i just kept getting hit after hit after hit it was like#get karlach to a mechanic or she WILL die and then we got one and i got to hug her and then#it turns out that SHE HAS TO GO BACK TO HELL?#AND gale got the issue with his heart fixed in the most fucked up away possible bc he has to use it to kill himself#to save us??????? at some point?????? also we fought a bunch of evil crows and then he went god you're hot [in galespeak]#AND I DANCED WITH WYLL AND TURNED HIM DOWN BC IM NOT ROMANCING HIM IN THIS RUN#AND I FEEL SO BAD BC HE LOOKED AT ME SO SADLY#boom karlach has to go back to hell boom gale has to kill himself boom wyll has to rescue a demon boom#gale wants to bone so bad boom lae'zel is being nice for some reason boom astarion is still a little bitch
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Not the same anon but I'm grabbing my squid boyfriend by the waist and running to the opposite direction of God Gale
ah see but did u befriend gale? mayhaps has some romantic coded experiences with him? mayhaps even were you enemies?
do not think godgale would let you go so easily
#fray.txt#ask#Anonymous#bro WANTS u as his chosen so bad and the only way i could see him giving up on that is if he was immensely neutral on you.... hmmmmmm#gale wanting a tav he hates as his chosen.. this is spicy. SOMEONE WRITE THIS DOWN#even if u reject him hes like “when im a god ill take u as my chosen <3”
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every day i spend so much time thinking about Gale, truly brain rot levels of pondering over him and his story, and then i load up bg3 and look at my companions, one of whom is Gale, and go 😍 Astarion 😍 so all this to say, i think the video game is cockblocking Gale
#damien.txt#me from the moment i wake up until i get back from class/work: i wonder if gale would do x. he's so lame & babygirl. im in love with him#me logging on to my computer & opening bg3: ASTARION!! IM HOME!!! kiss me immediately.#lmaoooo im just so down bad for astarion unfortunately. but also. gale as a character is living rent free in my mind#i do want to do his romance route though. trying to decide if i should do wizard(gale)/wizard(me) for that good good academic competition#or wizard(gale)/sorcerer(me) for the lowkey enemies to lovers type beat#or maybe cleric bc idk ive been wanting to play cleric#im saying this like i dont actively have like 3 different characters currently running!! i need to finish those first!!#bg3
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i played 7hrs straight of bg3 last night (my eyes hurt, the sun was rising by the end of it, AND i'm fighting nasty period cramps) but it was all worth it bc i managed to assassinate all the goblin camp leaders, and more importantly, successfully initiate a romance w the vampire 🥰😝💞
#chelle.txt#YAY 😁#i feel so bad for leading gale on now though 😭#i wish this was like choices where u can pursue multiple romances at once w/o consequences LOL#and then settle down w a lover at the end#but im so terrified of offending a companion and causing them to leave 😭😭#bc i am horrible at gaming and need as many battle options as i can get hahahhahhaha#anyway 😭 its ok bc i love astarion and maybe gave all my good magical weapons to him LOL 😁#so hes kinda loaded and i definitely need to keep him around#also im playing on super easy mode so if i ever complain about the game#feel free to take it w a grain of salt LOL#tav: lottie
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honestly the most evil thing i did in my deep gnome dark urge run was romance the one guy with bad knees
#its just funny timing but gale going down to kiss my durge & his bad knee banter with tara pops up immediately after.....i just...#im sorry......im so sorry you're married to a shorty.#sam plays bg3
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