#its also the only way i could justify doing the ethel quest at all as lily
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third playthru antics so far involve gale agreeing to the hag's bargain and getting his eye fucked up in the process <3 and tbh i actually think this is the funniest possible choice they could make as a party since they all dismiss ethel's "netherese magic BLEUGH" reveal as just a symptom of gale already having that shit in his system. like its too much of a coincidence for something so ancient and mythic to happen TWICE to the SAME random guy so theyre all like yeah no shit !!!! gale is the netherese guy !!!! we knew that like a week ago idiot !!!!! foresight is not a gift im givng these people i am so sorry king </3
#tay plays bg3#bg3 spoilers#oc: lilithira#no metagaming in this house we make stupid decisions and live with the absolutely pointless consequences like MEN!!#I DO FEEL BAD INFLICTING *THINGS* UPON MY PARTY THO but lily's beady little eyes are too cute to get ripped out im sorry :(#and shes chomping down worm after worm for the team AND took gut's potion so idk. i think its fair personally#also i feel like if he's That willing to deal with raphael... a hag isnt that much better#its also the only way i could justify doing the ethel quest at all as lily#its so hard playing lawful evil/neutral chara who's lawful in a *business* sense not necessarily a moral sense#i have to justify doing ethel's quest not w all the ethical Mayrina angles but instead the 'oh you didnt hold up your bargain? die <3''#saving mayrina being just a sort of convenient conclusion to that. JHFDGJFKGD#i think if she hadn't felt personally enraged by ethel hurting gale she wouldve taken one look at mayrina and said damn that sucks gl tho#and left <3 no investigation no meddling no nothing <3 who is she to get in the way of a fellow girlboss just trying to make a living â#GFJKGFJKGF
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I Had Some Thoughts About the Tony Awards
Hereâs a thing you might not know about me: I canât honestly remember the last time I havenât watched the Tony Awards. I know itâs not for everyone, but I love it and itâs my very favorite awards ceremony. The social media era usually makes watching the Tonyâs tough, because almost every single year the Tonyâs are scheduled the same night as a crucial NBA Finals game, and both are equally important to me (Iâm a very specific kind of person). I usually TiVo one while watching the other and avoiding social media entirely. This year, thankfully, Kevin Durant, J.R. Smith and the Warriors wrapped up their series in four and I didnât have this problem.
You might not have watched the Tonyâs, which is fine, but you most likely know about the thing that happened that made and continues to make headlines: Robert De Niro said âFuck Trump,â twice. Do we have a clip?
[We DO]
Lots of people are saying lots of things about this. Thereâs the typical, disingenuous articles from the right, where they holler and clutch their pearls at such profanity (while hypocritically either justifying or wholesale ignoring similar bouts of profanity from the president/members of his administration). Youâve also got a lot of people on the left complaining too. This comes from an OpEd from Frank Bruni:
âWhen you answer name-calling with name-calling and tantrums with tantrums, youâre not resisting him. Youâre mirroring him. Youâre not diminishing him. Youâre demeaning yourselves.â
Itâs a variation of the âwhen they go low, we go highâ refrain that the left wants to claim as its identity in an ideal world where things are equal and people behave normally. (And I donât think thereâs anything wrong with that.)
There are still different people on the left who look at OpEds like that and retweet them with comments similar or identical to âIf you think it was inappropriate for De Niro to say âFuck Trump,â well then guess what? FUCK YOU.â
These are people who are as frustrated as they are passionate, and maybe theyâre jaded by the lack of success theyâve experienced in the Higher Ground strategy. Maybe they think the âthey go low, we go highâ thing would only work under normal circumstances, and the circumstances arenât normal so we need to adjust. Or maybe they donât think any of that, and they just enjoy the catharsis of saying, hearing or watching a famous movie badass say âFuck Trumpâ to the sound of near-unanimous applause. (And I suppose Iâm pretty fine with those people too?)
But, I guess, hereâs my thing. The Tonyâs was already a âFuck Trump.â It was tough and loud and somehow still elegant and understated but most definitely a âFuck Trump.â Letâs talk about a lot of things (but really only just one thing).
Back in January, President Trump was quoted asking âWhereâs my Roy Cohn?â It was a rhetorical question, obviously, because Roy Cohn is quite dead, but what the president likely meant was âWhereâs the guy who is going to make my problems disappear while making me look good and clean in the process?â The president was in trouble, and in the past, Roy Cohn was the guy who made the trouble go away. He also saw Roy as a mentor, and you can see how much Donald Trump appreciates Cohn by the way he handles himself, in that brash, throwback-tough-guy, New Yorker sort of way.
A bit about Roy.
Roy Cohn was an attorney who among other things was the personal attorney/fixer for Donald Trump during his early business days. Here are some of those âother thingsâ he did:
-Worked closely with McCarthy during the Red Scare, a bizarre quest to find and remove people they believed to be secret communists in Hollywood and Washington DC (a smokescreen to advance their own agenda through threats and intimidation, capitalizing on the nationalist, anti-communist spirit in America at the time). -Worked as hard as he could to get the death penalty for Julius and Ethel Rosenberg (it is largely the consensus of historians and legal experts that Julius and Ethel were âguilty AND framed,â and certainly did not deserve the death penalty). -The Lavender Scare. Itâs very similar to the Red Scare, it just didnât get nearly the same amount of coverage (even though it harmed way more people). It involved Cohn and McCarthy successfully pushing for the mass firings of government officials suspected of being gay. Smear campaigns, intimidation, threats, etc. Fire the gay people, and threaten to âoutâ and ruin anyone who got in your way.
Thatâs Roy Cohn. Thatâs Donald Trumpâs mentor. And so, in January, during whatever scandal the president happened to be going through at the time, President Trump asked âWhereâs my Roy Cohn?â
This year, the Tonyâs had an answer. The proudly out Nathan Lane who plays Roy Cohn in Angels in America, welcomed his Tony win by kissing his husband and closed his acceptance speech by tearfully thanking him as his âgreatest blessing.â
A bit about Nathan.
Itâs been a strange road for Nathan Lane. At 21 when he told his mother he was gay, she said âIâd rather you were dead.â He wasnât necessarily in the closet, but he dodged questions about his sexuality for years and didnât publicly come out until 1998 following the murder of Matthew Shepherd (a young, gay man who was tortured and beaten to death in Laramie). A mother says âIâd rather you were dead.â Then you spend years hiding yourself from the world. Then a 21-year-old gets murdered for being gay. Then you come out. Fast forward, you kiss your husband before accepting the Tony Award for Best Actor for your portrayal of Roy Fucking Cohn. Strange road.
Do you know what a âFuck youâ to Donald Trump looks like? Itâs out-and-proud Nathan Fucking Lane winning a fucking Tony Award for playing Roy Fucking Cohn in Tony Fucking Kushnerâs Angels in A-Fucking-Merica.
When youâve got a Vice President who thinks you can electrocute gay people into straightness, a gay man playing Roy Cohn (Roy Fucking Cohn!) and getting a fucking award for it is a massive and eloquent âFuck you.â
(Also, student survivors of the Parkland shooting came out to sing âSeasons of [Fucking] Loveâ from fucking Rent [super gay] in the middle of the show. De Niroâs âFuck Trumpâ was not just the ugliest condemnation of the administration, i t was also the tamest.)
Iâm not entirely sure why Iâm writing this. I donât actually think it matters that Robert De Niro said âFuck Trumpâ at the Tonyâs, by which I mean, I donât think any Trump voters who were watching the Tonyâs (lol) watched De Niro say âFuck Trumpâ and realized âHey, heâs got a point! Iâm gonna vote for the Democrat next time!â in the same way that I donât think any Democrats or lefties who watched De Niro say âFuck Trumpâ would then decide âOh, thatâs so vile and vulgar; thatâs it, Iâm voting for Trump next time.â
I guess I think of the existence of the Tonyâs at all in a time like this as a political statement. Weâre living in a pretty scary time right now, and instead of retreating or hiding, a bunch of insanely talented and bizarrely underpaid people put on Once on This Island, The Bandâs Visit, Angels in America and Children of a Lesser God and Three Tall Women and many others, eight fucking times a week and last Sunday they got to celebrate and perform for each other. Itâs all a statement, and the statement was already âFuck Trump.â I donât think Robert De Niro took away from that, but I absolutely canât fathom what he thought he was adding.
Anyways. Watch the Tonyâs, support theater, be kinder to everyone around you and have a good day.
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