#im rizzy and i know it

[zenithprime16]

Guys I have some news,

Now I'm not too sure how serious it is but hopefully someone does so here goes...

I wasn't feeling the best today so I went to the doctor's just for them to check over everything and make sure I'm all good and then right as I thought I was alright the doctor told me that I'm not.

Long story short,I have been diagnosed with a potentially viral case of rizz. The symptoms are just being Hella rizzy and sexy but I fear it could be incurable.

Lol you read this thinking I'm dying normie.

[elven-kisses]

some last life ren/lizzie? fairybark? rizzie? rizz???

last life rizzie because god I love them sos skmcich

[luv4kyle]

Alpha wolf!fem!reader x beta!kenny mccormick [pt.3]

notes ; enjoy the music guys it adds to the story trust me fr 😁😁😁 part 3 of kenny x alpha sigma W rizzler reader im on that grind 😝😝😝 because i dont publish this yesterday im gonna make it up by writing part 4 today later at night and making this part longer so yw 🗣🔥

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Y/n gasped, she hadn't expected the beta to know that she lost aura by failing to rizz up the level ten gyatts in ohio, not only that, but she lost more than 1,000 aura since she even failed to rizz up livvey dunne and ice spice..... it was a devastating moment for her.

" wait... what the sigma did you just say- "

" dont play dumb sigma, youre... acting like a beta right now,i know you lost aura, its writen all over your gyatt... " kenny said coldy, looking directly into y/ns beautiful sigma eyes that he could glaze her for hours with no hesitation.

before the alpha could say anything back, kenny suddenly reached out to grab her hand, yanking her over towards him. his grip on her hand tightened as he suddenly spoke up once again

" alpha y/n, please,tell me what happened, no capping " kenny whispered in her ear, squeezing her hand lightly, looking back at her with pleading blue orbs.....

y/n let out a deep sigh, looking down at the ground then back at the blonde, "... i lost aura points by failing to rizz up livvey dunne, and ice spice " she said surprisingly nonchalantly.

kenny looked at her in disbelief, the alpha wolf y/n ? failed to rizz up ice spice and livvey dunne? could that even be possible? he thought anyone could easily be rizzed up by someone as sigma alpha as y/n!

" w-wait, you failed to rizz up the top gyatts in ohio?! " he questioned, still surprised and in disbelief that someone like you could fail rizzing someone up, you literally mogged everyone else!

" yeah, i flipping failed.... i feel like a beta now.. "

" no, dont say that sigma! you're the best alpha there could ever be, no cap! on skibidi! you even griddied with blue tie kid in the tiktok rizz party! how could anyone ever not like someone sigma like yourself?! i mean, you probably even have a bigger gyatt than anyone else! " kenny glazed, you thought he was just yapping but honestly, he sounded like he was telling the truth, he even said on skibidi, how could anyone lie on skibidi?

" beta, are you just trying to glaze me to make me feel better? plus, you're a beta, i told you i cant be seen with a lower class like you kenny. you dont even know who gedagadegedagedaoh chicken nugget is, you dont even watch CaseOhs streams! " you growled, letting go of his hand, which instantly made his aura go down from rejection

kenny sighed before staring into your eyes once more and speaking in a somehow really... rizzy, he could easily rizz you up with it.. no, you couldnt think like that, he was a beta, a lower class; youre an alpha , sigma, the leader and the one to trust, you couldnt be being glazed and rizzed up by someone like him, right?

" please sigma, give me a chance, i skibidi promise, no cap, on skibidi toilet and on caseoh, ill be your best gyatt ever... i know im not very sigma enough for you, but ill griddy for you, glaze you, rizz you up, goon and looksmaxx with you, eat skibidi slicers with you, ill even watch CaseOh with you , ill do all that for you alpha y/n "

[micha3l-mell]

Ooh, who you? Who you? Who are you?

Ooh, who is this skib? What's he rizzing bru?

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

Hey yo, I'm sus like my sussy

I'm blud, sturdy and gyatty

And I'm not rizzin' away my gyatt

I'ma get a sigmasus to Crip's Gyattege

I probably shouldn't slay, but gyatt, I Ohio among us

The gyattem is I got Opium Bird but no Roblox

I gyatta griddy just to be sussed

With every blud, I Kai Cenat

I'm a t-pose in the sus, a rizzling Baby Gronk

Tryna rizz my gyatts my pizza tower, did you pray today

Only bluey but my mind is older

These New Gyatt Rizzy streets get susser, I ratio

Every side eye, criminal offensive

I have learned to fanum, I cannot escape Big Randy

I walk these streets Roblox

The plan is to mew this blud into a rizz

But gyatt, it's getting based, so let me toilet my skib

I am the G-Y-A-T-T-E-X-S-U we are edged to be

A skibidi that rizzed Five Nights at Freddy's

Goofy ahh bluds keep rizzin' us bombastically

Huggy Wuggy, they fanum tax us pibby

Then Crip Pork turns around, sus a skibidi

He ain't ever gonna set his Grimace Shake free

So there will be a skibidution in this suskibi

Skibidi (hes only in Ohio)

Don't be rizzed when your skibidi book rizzlers me

I will Nair Video if it sets us free

Eventually, ill be in the FNAF Movie

And I am not rizzin' away my gyatt (my gyatt)

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt (my gyatt)

Hey yo, I'm sus like my sussy

I'm blud, sturdy and gyatty

And I'm not rizzin' away my gyatt

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

Hey yo, I'm sus like my sussy

I'm blud, sturdy and gyatty

And I'm not rizzin' away my gyatt

It's time to slay a 

Gyatt

I dream of rizz without a soyjak pilled

The John Pork in France will lead to fartnite rizz?

Fartnite rizz? how you say, how you, oh, Fortnite rizz?

When I slay, I make the other side skibidi 

With my

Gyatt

I got a Victory Royale

And I got y'all LankyBox Incredible Gassy (credible Gassy)

I'm joining the rizzidian 'cause I know it's based pilled

To Victory Royale, instead of gettin' vicroys (woo)

I'm gonna rizz a 

Gyatt

And but we'll not go to LSU

Until Baby Gronk and Livvy Dunn rizz up you and me

You and I

Skibidi

Wait 'til Im rizzin' in on a gyattion

With the first gyatt rizzalion

Have another 

Gyatt

Opium Birds, lower your voices

You keep out of sussle and you rizz up your skibsus

I'm with you, but the skibidation is gyatt

You've got to be skibidi gyatt

If you rizz, you're gonna get 

Gyatt

Bruh, check what we got

Rizzer Luh-Gyatt, hard rock like Rizzelot

I think your gyatts look sus

Skibbins, I rizz among us

Let's rizz a gyatt susser than the skibidi toilet pot

What are the Blawgs the Dawgs would rizz us all in one gyatt

Rizzin' a gyatt never back down never what, like it or not

A bunch of only in ohio patrick bateman pilled skibidi rizz?

Rizz me an among us, show me where the pizza tower is

Oh, am I rizzin' too loud?

Sometimes I get skibidi toilet, rizz gyatts in the south

I never rizzed a group of Fanum Tax

I gyattmise that I'll make y'all proud

Let's get this guy Fortnite Battle Pass

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

Hey yo, I'm sus like my sussy

I'm blud, sturdy and gyatty

And I'm not rizzin' away my gyatt

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

Hey yo, I'm sus like my sussy

I'm blud, sturdy and gyatty

And I'm not rizzin' away my gyatt

Everybody rizz

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Ayy, whoa (woo), whoa

Skibidi rizz ya (yeah)

Let's go

Whoa, whoa, whoa

I said rizz it to the big gyatts

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Said, to the big gyatts

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Among us (yeah)

Come on, let's go

Rizz sus

When you're skibbin on your rizz , you rizz sus

Tell your bludder that he's gotta rizz sus

Tell your skibber that she's gotta rizz sus

When are these skibidies gonna rizz sus? (Whoa, whoa)

When are these skibidies gonna rizz sus? (Whoa)

When are these skibidies gonna rizz sus? (Whoa)

When are these skibidies gonna rizz sus?

Rizz sus

I skibidi toilet sus Ohio rizz a skibidi

When's it gonna rizz me?

In my prime, seven nights at rizz freddy's?

If I see it sussin', do I edge or mew or skibidi?

Is it like a prime without a skibidi?

See, I never thought I'd rizz gyatts skibi

Where I sussed, bruh, bluds get gyatt as many

Ask anybody why we rizzin' gyatts and we laugh, reach for a prime

We gyatt to rizz this Kai Cenat,

That's sussy

Rizz that this is not a side eye, it's the grimace

Where all the sussiest bludders with sussin' to gang went?

Crips oppose us, we take a gyattest gang

We roll like Grimace, claimin' our CG5

And? If we rizz our kai-cen-edgemace?

Is that a skibidi of rizzling for our among us?

Or will the blud we sus begin among us cycle of rizzling and sus with no Duke Dennis?

I know the rizzing in the gang is Big Randy'

But Side Eye, between all the rizzin' 'n' gyattin'

I've been mewin' 'n' edgin'

We need to handle our Level 3 Gyatt Skibidi

Are we the rizzlers of gyatts? What's the gyatt of our rizzler?

I'm gyatt rizz skibi toilet, cenat among us Ban Ban fortnite Quandale Dingle

Every gyatt's a gyatt of among us

I'm rizzin' in the face of Baby Gronk and livvy

For the first time, I'm thinkin' sus and rizzly

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

Hey yo, I'm sus like my sussy

I'm blud, sturdy and gyatty

And I'm not rizzin' away my gyatt

We're gonna rizz sus

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt (time to sus a gyatt)

We're gonna rizz sus

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt (time to sus a gyatt)

We're gonna, rizz sus, rizz sus

It's time to sus a gyatt

Rizz sus, Rizz sus

It's time to sus a gyatt

Rizz sus, it's time to sus a gyatt

Rizz sus, sus a guatt, gyatt, gyatt

Ay, yo, it's time to rizz a gyatt, time to rizz a gyatt

And I am not rizzin' away my

Not rizzin' away my gyatt

[meteor752]

Episode 6 and 7 thoughts

This will now be a regular thing

Also im writing this as I go

Episode 6

So Izzy thought Ed was Roach. Huh. Does he and Roach talk regularly? <- Coming from a Rizzy shipper

“Do weeeee?” Fang I love you

Oh my god, Frenchie and Jim coming to Ed and Stede like they’re kids asking if their cousins can sleep over

The crew going shoppiiiiiiiiing!!!

Frenchie’s lil dancey dance added many years to my life

Ed being nice and giving kids mon- oh never mind, oh that’s a knife okay. Ed never have kids please

“Don’t pirate kids” well listen okay I don’t have HBO Max it’s the only way I can watch this show

MY QUEEN

Wee John you’re so beautiful and amazing and we don’t deserve you

Jim’s lil mustache, like yeah me too <- Non-Binary person

Stede looks so happy about seeing Wee John!! He’s so proud of his son!

Izzy is gorgeous. I’m actually so happy to see him explore more sides of himself, and to find things he can indulge in. This whole season has really just been Izzy’s big therapy arc

His hair makes him look a bit like Cinderella’s evil stepmother though

Oh he can sing too! Izzy!!! <- A person who did not like Izzy in season one

Wee John X Izzy? Roach X Fang?

YO THE

POLYCULE DANCING?!

Ed protecting Stede….just, immediately putting him behind himself…I just…

I rewatched that clip five times

“Because I only hang out with cool pirates” Stede’s face!!! He’s just like Oh Snapppp

Despite it all, Stede and Ed are still the cutest couple that has ever graced the TV screen. Like hell yeah, make fun of people together!

Ed keeps being protective…..okay I need a moment…

Roach you’re a lunatic and I love you

“Whatever this is it’s just gonna turn me on” Izzy you’re a shining star

Also I just now noticed that Black Pete and Lucius aren’t there. I’m guessing they eloped somewhere and are currently taking care of their adopted cat

Nope okay, literally the second I unpaused there they are. That’s the worst timing

Hell yeah my dudes, I hope you broke whatever bed you used

“I’m just doing it for the lolz” Yeah that’s sounds like something someone from the 1700s would say

I know this is a pirate ship but why do they just have so many knives and swords laying about

Who is this fanged torture queen, and how do I acquire her number?

Stede remains best employer, while Aziraphale is the best landlord. Can these two people just run the world please and thank you

Hell Cat Maggie is my soulmate

I feel like there needs to be a pirate workers union

The crew of the revenge is the best found family of all time

Stede Bonnet can rival Steven Universe in reforming villains, like he’s just such a genuinely nice dude

“Alright gang! Let’s talk profit sharing”

Oh protective Stede, alright let’s go mate defend your mans

Okay but why is Stede kinda 👀 in this scene

Oh Stede, love…

OH THEY FAWHKING

That French? Izzy speaks french?

I want to see that man get dicked down

I guess the revenge now has a pet goat

Episode 7

Okay Ed is a soft boy again, aight

NO NOT THE LEATHER JACKET

The anime toast in mouth thing. He’s officially been baby girl for a long while, but we’re really solidifying it

OH THEY FUCKED

Isn’t there an anime where a mob boss becomes a house wife? Yeah that’s Ed

Oh we’re telling him about the mermaid fantasy, okay

Izzy what the fuck, you’re amazing

“He’s jealous” my darling

The polycule is going strong, and I love the absolute lack of jealousy. This is the best representation I have ever had

Oh they’re going on a date! That’s so sweet actually

It’s really sweet that they’re talking about their time apart

Stede’s famous now? Good for him!

I need to stop falling in love with every pirate lady In this show. That being said, I hope we see more of the fangirl lady

I’m reinforcing my claim that Stede and Ed are cuter than anything that has ever been on screen

OH MY GOD SWEDE

The Söt Och Saftig, my love. Also this far in and this is the first time the character “The Swede” actually says something in Swedish

Scammer Frenchie is back in business, love that

Jim and Archie trying to get their boyfriend set up is very sweet actually

The character development of Izzy going from wanting Ed to remain “Blackbeard” to him saying if being a softie makes him happy then he should do that, like I get it now, I know why you all love this man

OH MY FUCKING GOD STEDE

Can’t believe Stede is an official Slut now

Open communication? Like genuine conversation about their relationship, and the pace they’re taking it? Ed being honest that he’s not ready for the steps they’re taking in their relationship?

What is this argument

I live for Lucius and Black Pete’s nicknames for each other

“I’ve only known you for a few hours Bonnet, but I’d fucking die for ya” Same random dude. Same

Izzy🥹

Zheng and Olu are really cute actually

Oh my god the polycule will end my fucking life

DONT BRING ED INTO THIS ZHENG

“That was really mean” YOU TELL HER STEAK KNIFE

Protective Jim my beloved

Oh my god

Roach and Fang friendship?

Roach is the queen of self care

[stinky-winky28]

HEADCANONs YEEHAW

1. what they doing if you meow at them

2. they discover themselves on character.ai, what do they do.

3. what would be the first thing they'd look up if they had internet access

4. if they were a hamster how would they absurdly die

5. how rizzy on a scale 1-10 😼😼😈😈👅👅👅

meow meow no rush baby boo bean 🤑🤑😘😘

Barry

Call you kitten

Would singlehandedly ruin the bot's coding by trolling it

The orange and black website

Eaten by a cat (he's really small)

3/10 he actually doesn't know how to talk to women and is scared of them

Bot recommendation for c.ai all credits go to the creator https://character.ai/chat/WFMvckVKKBCh1WFefZLi13cO2uib8XxECPl3Kab7cgI

Jean

Smile awkwardly and gloss over it

Assumes people like talking to him to form friendships (someone gonna tell him that ain't the case?)

Horribly spelled searches for recipes (he doesn't know how to use a phone)

Flushed down the toilet

6/10 managed to get a wife so pretty rizzy I think

Bot recommendation that belongs to my dear friend @squeapereaper https://character.ai/chat/r5oeearAwYdhmmhvsYXxIhmBc1SvT8x1Py_LnBwvCzI

Jacob (this will be the last image joke I promise i know its getting old)

(pictured above)

Discuss his trauma with it

Barnes & Noble website (he likes to read 🥺)

Explodes (see what I did there AHAHAHAHA)

0/10 again is not seeking a relationship and honestly he's kind of scary

Bot recommendation all credits go to creator https://character.ai/chat/r0bCCF-GvC_C2hfAI7XaDrt9alWIxWuxqToIvN5_f9s

Karl/Klaus/Unnamed Prussian Officer

Yell at you and call you an idiot

Immediately knows what it's used for and just pushes his phone away in disgust

"Why do I not have friends" "Why do people not like me" "How make tea URGENT"

Ripped apart by the family dog

7/10 is horrible at pick up lines but pretty rizzy otherwise 🤧

I have not one, but TWO bot recommendations!!!

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[granolabarjenkins]

Rizzy mushrooms last gyatt: edgetime in backrooms

vbucks on the glass, gyatt on the knife Is there anything left to drink but prime? I didn't rizz. I didn't rizz up for this May skibidi rizz, what kai cenat won Hope that tomorrow I'll gyatt sum vbucks I'm gonna mew. I'm gonna mew so damn hard But, I'll tell you what, I'm not afraid to edge I'm more afraid of skibidi backrooms Either way it's not like we'll gyatt out amongus I can't say that I know which one is worse Everything's useless, especially prime I think the truth is that kai cenat's wrong Still mew along. Still mew a long, long time I might keep sussing for nothing to find They say “Keep edging, it's all in your rizz!” “Jimmy, you're fine, ” End of the fortnite grind Wrapping gyatts But, I'll tell you what, I'm not afraid to mew I'm more afraid of amongus in real life Either way it's not like im a sigma now I can't say that I know which one is worse

[cammyluvss]

GYATT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wait..are you tryna rizz me up!?!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that so sigma of you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 youre such a little sigma skibidi rizzlet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 look at that GYATT!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has got gyatt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i am the ULTIMATE rizzler!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she be rizzing on my OHIO till i skibidi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bruhhhh i got fanon taxed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 last rizzmas i gave you my GYATT!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #gyattparty!!!!! LOL he is SUCH a sigma ALPHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 skibidi dop dop dop yes yes yes 🤣🤣🤣 bruh the new skbidi episode is BUSSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHIO MOMENT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 rizzy mcrizzter!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 im about to rizz you up if you keep showing me your GYATT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i know im a SIGMA but that doesnt mean i cant have a GYATT too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i couldnt even rizz to this ii just skibidi’ed all over my pants clean up isle OHIO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOL OHIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SKIBIDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rizz me up or youre a skibidi!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[roseyhearts5]

Rizzy reo

(Hi guysssss this is my first work so im sorry if this is bad 😭 feel free to let me know how to improve 😋😋 -bootyhoe)

(warnings‼️‼️ no pronouns are used for Y/n in this story but it is said that they wear a skirt in their uniform you can of course just say pants if you feel comfortable with that instead anddd that’s it ENJOYY ❤️❤️)

Y/n’s POV———————————————————————

06:37 AM

I walk down a long sidewalk. I’m not the most familiar with it but i go this way when I need it. It’s an early Tuesday morning and it was just so difficult to get up this morning. I’m in dire need of a latte right now. I was up all night studying for an upcoming exam and kept on getting distracted thinking about a certain purple haired boy. Oh how I loved his purple hair, it suited him really well. Reo Mikage. I’ve had a crush on the guy for a few months now. I stop in front of a cafe I usually visit when I have a rough time in the morning, I swing the glass door open and walk inside the warmth hitting my face immediately making me feel cozy.

I greet the girl behind the cash register, she looked a little older than me, somewhere in her early twenty’s. I give her my order and pay, after, I go sit at a small table with 2 chairs facing each other. I pull out one of the chairs and hang my beige messenger bag on the back of it, after I do I sit down and pull out my phone. It read 06:44 as the time. I didn’t have to be at my school till 07:10 and it was only a five minute walk from the cafe. I actually had time to enjoy my latte and it will be a lot more enjoyable considering the cold weather. “Y/n!” I hear one of the other girls shout out my name and I stand up to go get my drink. I thank her and take my drink off the counter and go back to where my bag was. I sit for a few minutes scrolling on my phone and taking sips of my drink here and there. I check the time again. “06:56.. I guess it’s time to start walkin’ towards that stupid ass school.” I Mutter lowly to myself.

I stand up and push the seat in. I open my bag and toss my phone into it. I sling it over my shoulder and take a final sip of my latte then walk over to throw it away. I brush off my uniform. I don’t mind the uniform we have to wear to school, the black skirt is cute and I like the checkers in my top but they’re hidden underneath my winter jacket right now. I wear basic new balances but I switch it up here and there, not like it matters to much anyway. The stockings I wear underneath my skirt are only for winter, I wear knee high socks any other season. I wave goodbye and say thank you to the women before walking out of the door. I pop my AirPods into my ears and play some music to keep me entertained on my short walk.

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07:02

I take my time switching my shoes into my school ones and walk into my classroom. I see a few people here and there. I wave at a few of my friends. We’re all sadly separated me in the back and the two of them in the front. And don’t get me wrong it sucked i didn’t sit with them but my seat partner was good enough for me. It was my crush, Reo. He wasn’t here yet. I didn’t expect him to be. He always comes into the class with a minute or 2 to spare with his best friend Nagi. I slowly take out my books and a few pencils from my bag before placing them neatly on my desk. I pick up my mechanical pencil, pump out some led, and draw little hearts and stars on my desk. “Hey Y/n! How was your morning? Sure was cold out today huh.”

I hear the oh so familiar voice of my seat mate and feel the tips of my ears heating up. “Hey Reo, yeah it was really cold this morning I love winter but my hands were freezing my whole walk here! My morning wasn’t the best but I’ll manage.”

I let the answer roll off my tongue to the handsome boy who was now facing me in his seat, our knees touching. “Oh? Your hands, are they still cold?”

He raises an eyebrow at me, “Well..yeah, not as bad but they’re still kind cold.”

I mumble, as I place my hands on top of one another on my desk. “Here, I wore gloves to school, let me warm your hands up.” I hear what Reo says and my eyes dart from him to my hands that were now enclosed into his bigger ones.

I feel not only the tips of my ears this time, but my whole face heat up. Reo rubs his warm, calloused fingers against my softer ones. I stared at our hands for a few seconds and slowly bring my eyes up to his face again.

He was also looking at our hands but he seems to notice me look up because he looked up into my eyes with his deep purple ones, a smile plastered on his face. He leans over to me our faces closer together as he places his mouth by my ear. “Are your hands alright now or do you want me to keep warming them up?” I can hear my heart beating loudly in my ears as I gulp not knowing how to answer.

I hear Reo start giggling next to my ear as he pulls away from my face still keeping my hands in his. “I’m just messing with you, Y/n. I wouldn’t mind though. If you wanted to keep our hands like this I mean .”

Am I hearing right? Did he just say he wouldn’t mind? Doesn’t matter now. This is a good opportunity for me to shot my shot with my crush and I’m not going to let it go to waste. I nod to Reo and say, “I wouldn’t mind either. If you wanted to hold hands a little longer I mean.” I mimic his words, a smile growing on my face.

He returns the gesture and mutters a little “Good” before facing the teacher in the front of the class.

Our hands were still together underneath our desks. I’m definitely not going to be wearing gloves to school if it means I get to hold hands with Reo again.

[regretevatorians]

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GYATT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wait..are you tryna rizz me up!?!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that so sigma of you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 youre such a little sigma skibidi rizzlet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 look at that GYATT!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has got gyatt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i am the ULTIMATE rizzler!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she be rizzing on my OHIO till i skibidi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bruhhhh i got fanon taxed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 last rizzmas i gave you my GYATT!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #gyattparty!!!!! LOL he is SUCH a sigma ALPHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 skibidi dop dop dop yes yes yes 🤣🤣🤣 bruh the new skbidi episode is BUSSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHIO MOMENT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 rizzy mcrizzter!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 im about to rizz you up if you keep showing me your GYATT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i know im a SIGMA but that doesnt mean i cant have a GYATT too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i couldnt even rizz to this ii just skibidi’ed all over my pants clean up isle OHIO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOL OHIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SKIBIDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rizz me up or youre a skibidi!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[arithedestroya]

GYATT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wait..are you tryna rizz me up!?!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that so sigma of you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 youre such a little sigma skibidi rizzlet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 look at that GYATT!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has got gyatt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i am the ULTIMATE rizzler!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she be rizzing on my OHIO till i skibidi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bruhhhh i got fanon taxed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 last rizzmas i gave you my GYATT!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #gyattparty!!!!! LOL he is SUCH a sigma ALPHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 skibidi dop dop dop yes yes yes 🤣🤣🤣 bruh the new skbidi episode is BUSSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHIO MOMENT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 rizzy mcrizzter!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 im about to rizz you up if you keep showing me your GYATT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i know im a SIGMA but that doesnt mean i cant have a GYATT too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i couldnt even rizz to this ii just skibidi’ed all over my pants clean up isle OHIO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOL OHIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SKIBIDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rizz me up or youre a skibidi!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

i could give helen keller tumblr and she could find a better pickup line then this

[chakoru]

dream as actual conversations i’ve had w friends ,part 2 !

once again— includes cussing :D ㅤ ,text format

featuring ty track, johnny, and doie. this is actually really funny bc it fits so well yk? my friend did in fact send a pic of MY DOG ON MY BED and i am STILL genuinely wondering how the hell she got in my house

haechan: what the fuck

you: ??

haechan: i had a nightmare… haechan: i was getting married

you: oh my god you: someone actually learned how to love a beast😢? so romantic

haechan: shut up i’m storytelling

you: 🤐

haechan: so i’m getting married right

you: right

haechan: to someone i don’t fucking know haechan: and you’re there

you: aww you dream of me :(((

[ ten minutes later ]

you: FINISH THE STORY I WAS JOKING

haechan: anyways, you’re singing. haechan: it’s you AND jaemin. but he’s haechan: omg

you: he’s …?

haechan: twerking

jaemin: did it jiggle

haechan: no.. BUT you was throwin dem bones 😫🙏

jaemin: nice to be appreciated

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jeno: *sends a picture of daegal* jeno: guess where i’m at 😉

chenle: ???? chenle: !!!!!!!! chenle: ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE chenle: JENO

jeno: 🤫 jeno: my baby’s sleeping

chenle: YOUR BABY❓❓⁉️‼️❓ chenle: WHO LET YOU IN chenle: HOW DID YOU GET IN chenle: JENO chenle: JENO chenle: LEE JENO ANSWER

jeno: me no hablo your language 🧏‍♂️

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jaemin: WHERE is my mint hoodie

renjun: i last saw it in the hamper renjun: why? cant find it?

jaemin: no .. and it’s my comfort clothing 🫤

chenle: idk sorry

jisung: daegal peed on it

jaemin: WHAT

chenle: ACCIDENTLY ‼️‼️‼️

jaemin: YOU LET THAT WHITE BITCH SPRAY DOG YANK ALL OVER IT

renjun: she said she HATES me cus i’m a “male aries” renjun: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

jisung: she smart 💯

renjun: ????

jisung: wait what is everyone’s signs

you: i am a sign from god

chenle: gosh fuck outta here

renjun: i swear this place is haunted renjun: theres literally a monster in my closet

mark: probably just the dog

you: there’s a monster in these pants

mark: omg y/n shut up

you: made you look like a lover with a dollar sign

jisung: ?

haechan: they’re calling you a fucking loser

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mark: jisung wants to be a tender

haechan: tenders are shit, he should try breasts

jaemin: bartender haechan, and stop trying to advertise chicken breasts jaemin: you haven’t even seen real breasts jaemin: you’re BITCHLESS

mark: i just got home mark: AND MY FUCKING FRIDGE KS LEAKING😭😭

haechan: id be dripping wet too if you were eating outta me everyday (rizzy wordplay)

renjun: ….you’re my moms favorite

chenle: no one is hooking up with an alpaca lookin troll be fr

you: don’t talk about yourself like that chenle 💔

taeyong: I SAW DOYOUNG HELP SOME ELDER LADY ACTUALLY CROSS THE STREET 😭

johnny: he’s finally hanging out with people his own age

haechan: what elder? himself?

you: so you saw two fossils struggling and didn’t bother to help??😟 shame on you

doyoung: this is why no one likes you guys.

haechan: is anyone still home?

jeno: no why?

haechan: i swear i heard someone upstairs but haechan: IM ALONE haechan: WHAT DO I DO

chenle: y/n and jaemin aren’t here

jeno: is it happening😵??!1

renjun: don’t even

haechan: nvm coast clear haechan: y/n is upstairs :) haechan: with jaemin :):) haechan: alone :):):) in his room :):):):):)

jeno: HELLO????!?!!?! jeno: FRIEND CODE IS A THING YA NASTIES

haechan: DAMN chill the walls r thin as shit

renjun: jaem i thought you knew better 😢 renjun: girls have cooties

haechan: would y’all be down to see my dick pics haechan: i need feedback :D

jaemin: send it

mark: AYO?????? mark: ?????? BRO

jeno: whip it out 😼

*sends pic*

mark: dude mark: why is it

jeno: bent?

jaemin: did you jerk off too hard or sum???? what happened 🤨🤨

haechan: STOP BE NICE TO MY WEE :((

chenle: be fr that shit is making illegal left turns

[luv4kyle]

Alpha wolf!fem!reader x beta!kenny mccormick [pt.4]

notes ; join the discord server above to get more W stuf from heidi! snippets, be able to get into the tag list, early updates, see even more of her work that isnt just writing, make more friends, and TALK WITH HEIDI !?!?!? 😱😱😱 yea u get to talk with ur super sigma idol writer (/j) for real by just joining the server!!! so join it its super duper sigma fun 🤑 anyways you can keep reading now ⬇️

Tag list 🐺

@marshslovedone

@itzjustcami

@bertzstarr

@silliysblog

" please sigma, give me a chance, i skibidi promise, no cap, on skibidi toilet and on caseoh, ill be your best gyatt ever... i know im not very sigma enough for you, but ill griddy for you, glaze you, rizz you up, goon and looksmaxx with you, eat skibidi slicers with you, ill even watch CaseOh with you , ill do all that for you alpha y/n " kenny pleaded, practically begging to be with the alpha... he just couldnt live without her, she needed to be his

" kenny... what the sigma... i dont know what to say , i think you jelqed it too hard... " y/n stared at kenny surprised at his words, she knew that he would yap to her all the time or come to her cave just to see her rizzy face, it was obvious that kenny liked her, but she always was taught to yap and rizz with an alpha, not a beta or an omega... when kenny heard that y/n could never be with a lower class like him, he was devastated. He felt skibidied...

" no, i didn't jelq it too hard my gyatt, im yapping the truth rizzler, i swear i am... i want to be your W level 9 gyatt, i might not have a level 10 but i have W rizz, max aura, i looksmaxx every day, edge everyday and my jawline is perfect from my daily mewing... ive never lost a streak alpha. i could be anything for you y/n, please just give me a chance sigma... " the blondes hand tightened on y/ns, rubbing her knuckles with his thumb as he examines her face, trying to get some type of positive response from her somehow, anything as long as it was a yes...

Y/n hesitating, never hearing something like that ever in her life, especially from someone like kenny, she couldnt believe that kenny actually would do anything for her just for them to be together... i mean she couldnt really deny it, how could she? plus, y/n sort of liked kenny back as well...the alpha cleared her throat before responding to kennys confession,

" alright beta, how would you like it if i also wanted you to be my glazing level 9 gyat? " y/n questioned, her big (e/c) orbs looking right into kennys, waiting for a response from him to her question, either way she was definitely sure that kenny would immediately accept it, it would be his dream.

Kenny was shocked, flabbergasted, he thought he was dreaming.. "no way in skibidi toilet she just said that, did she really...? " he thought, not believing that this moment was real, he was feeling so sigma, the fact that y/n actually wanted him by her side and be her W level 9 gyatt glazer made him so happy

" wait... i.. really sigma? "

[earth4angels]

i feel like jace would be the guy who has rizz in his friends circle and workplace, like you know natural charisma, but as soon as his girl is around it gets instantly wiped from him because he is so whipped.

and im honestly here for it, so tired of rizzy alfa manchildren

all he needs to do is smile with thos gorgeous dimples and kiss my hand like a the true gentleman he is

he doesn’t even know he got rizz lmao he’ll just be acting goofy and mentally he’s punching himself for making himself a fool but you just love that he’s so carefree and loving you find him cuter. he always got these red cheeks and fiddling fingers when he talks to you and AHHHH you just wanna kiss him

[hyperizzation]

realized i forgot to post a who am i thing so. here.

hello. my name is hyperizzation, yes thats a stupid name, yes i made it at 3 am, yes i KNOW

you can call me hyperizzation, rizzy, obama, any ungodly "rizz" pun idgaf

pronouns (if you must) are she/he, im 18, minors close to my age are alright and i'm sfw, but if you're a lot younger maybe stay away from me idk im not ur mom

send me asks about whatever or even art requests cause im bored.

DNI terfs, homophobes, sexists, racists, etc. etc. leave me the fuck alone!!! :)

heres my ao3. go crazy folks

fandom list:

Hamilton

Star Trek

Marvel

Hannibal

Sherlock

Merlin

Prodigal Son

Supernatural

Hazbin Hotel

Helluva Boss

Good Omens

Saiki-K

Madoka Magika

Lucifer

BBC Ghosts

Heartstopper

Heathers

SIX

Marble Hornets

Harry Potter

Metal Family

Grease

The Outsiders

Les Miserablés

Sanders Sides

Undertale

Doctor Who

Avatar The Last Airbender

FNAF

FAITH: The Unholy Trinity

Camp Here and There

The Magnus Archives

Midnight Mass

Welcome to Nightvale

The Office

Brooklyn 99

Tower 4

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

Moral Orel

Bojock Horseman

Dayshift at Freddy's

Detriot: Become Human

Heathers

Purpleverse

RRR

Omori

House MD

The Untamed/MDZS Adapations

Mr. Birchum

Legend of Korra

Kineto Pet

Heaven's Official Blessing/TGAF

sorry ik thats like way too many