#im rizzy and i know it

[zenithprime16]

Guys I have some news,

Now I'm not too sure how serious it is but hopefully someone does so here goes...

I wasn't feeling the best today so I went to the doctor's just for them to check over everything and make sure I'm all good and then right as I thought I was alright the doctor told me that I'm not.

Long story short,I have been diagnosed with a potentially viral case of rizz. The symptoms are just being Hella rizzy and sexy but I fear it could be incurable.

Lol you read this thinking I'm dying normie.

[elven-kisses]

some last life ren/lizzie? fairybark? rizzie? rizz???

last life rizzie because god I love them sos skmcich

[walnutcookie]

yo walnutcookie!!! this au is straight skibidi sigma!! no ohio on that gyat! stay rizzy!

(im sorry hi i like your art but i know nothing about tower of sould lore)

im blocking you

(JOKING !!!!! THANK YOUU GXBDKFBJF)

[the-real-chuuya]

CHU-CHU TRAINNNNNNN

Tw! Brain rot

GYATT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wait..are you tryna rizz me up!?!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that so sigma of you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 youre such a little sigma skibidi rizzlet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 look at that GYATT!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has got gyatt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i am the ULTIMATE rizzler!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she be rizzing on my OHIO till i skibidi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bruhhhh i got fanon taxed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 last rizzmas i gave you my GYATT!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #gyattparty!!!!! LOL he is SUCH a sigma ALPHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 skibidi dop dop dop yes yes yes 🤣🤣🤣 bruh the new skbidi episode is BUSSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHIO MOMENT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 rizzy mcrizzter!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 im about to rizz you up if you keep showing me your GYATT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i know im a SIGMA but that doesnt mean i cant have a GYATT too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i couldnt even rizz to this ii just skibidi’ed all over my pants clean up isle OHIO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOL OHIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SKIBIDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rizz me up or youre a skibidi!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣GYATT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wait..are you tryna rizz me up!?!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that so sigma of you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 youre such a little sigma skibidi rizzlet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 look at that GYATT!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has got gyatt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i am the ULTIMATE rizzler!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she be rizzing on my OHIO till i skibidi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bruhhhh i got fanon taxed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 last rizzmas i gave you my GYATT!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #gyattparty!!!!! LOL he is SUCH a sigma ALPHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 skibidi dop dop dop yes yes yes 🤣🤣🤣 bruh the new skbidi episode is BUSSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHIO MOMENT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 rizzy mcrizzter!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 im about to rizz you up if you keep showing me your GYATT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i know im a SIGMA but that doesnt mean i cant have a GYATT too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i couldnt even rizz to this ii just skibidi’ed all over my pants clean up isle OHIO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOL OHIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SKIBIDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rizz me up or youre a skibidi!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

-🍒Cherryanon

I have forever been ruined reading this all

[im-out-of-it]

part 38 of season 3, episode 6 “a window into an empty room”

285. okay let’s get into this. Heidi was out of control. you can’t go killing mundanes and making them vampires whenever you want. there are rules for a reason. and unfortunately when you’re a downworlder, you pay for your crimes. Heidi looked at Simon when Izzy didn’t kill her acting as if Simon saved Heidi for “romantic” purposes. you delusional psycho, he has a girlfriend and does not want you in any way GET WITH IT

286. I think the most ironic thing about this Simon and Heidi thing is, Simon killed the vampire that killed Heidi, but he gave Maia a hard time when her people get murdered and she tricks Heidi into death

287. Clary: omg could these be the consequences of my actions???

288. Jem parallel 💓

289. GO BACK TO MARYSE ALREADY LUKE

290. there was a lot that was said that y’all didn’t mean. also isn’t it insane that Magnus doesn’t really apologize for calling Alec a child????? BABES WE DIDNT FORGET THAT. Alec does make a lot of mistakes but I notice that Alec constantly apologizes and he’s the one most of the time that makes the first move towards an apology or an I love you. it’s just a pattern I’ve noticed

291. no clary, he’s dressed in silent brother robes for no reason

292. well see ya Ollie

293. DO IT AGAIN LUKE

294. possessed jace at it again

295. nice knowing ya ollie

296. GIRL JUST RUN HIM OVER

297. Clary: jace won’t pay attention to me my life is ruined

298. wrap up wrap up wrap up!!!!!!! what I love- drunk Alec!!!! he’s so adorable, and I love seeing the fun more chill side of Alec come out. I can appreciate an underhill friendship as long as it’s FRIENDLY ONLY. I also love Magnus using his magic and saving the day!!!!! Saia has great scenes too! and this is the last episode where we get to see the fun side of Saia because after this, it’s going to get real fucking heavy. it was wonderful to have Izzy featured a bit more. we know she and Charlie won’t work but at least they sort of give it a try. rizzy sure didn’t get that 😭 YES IM BITTER. ALSO the Maryse and Luke scenes are wholesome

LOVE TO SEE JEM JEM!!!!! I love this character and even though it’s brief we see him, I’m still so happy to see him. I cannot stand how CC writes him (more how he’s treated) and it’s disrespectful to anyone with disabilities, (let’s be honest, she can’t write for shit case closed) (me an actual disabled person is telling CC and writers like her to stop writing disabled people, trauma, literally anything heavy or anything period) I especially hate it- but happy to see Jem anytime I can 🥹

299. what I hate- this is always usually longer and why I hate doing the wrap ups lmao okay let’s get into it. I get Jace is possessed and Alec gets insane over the bond. but it fucking means nothing if it’s bloody one sided. Jace never appreciates Alec or seems to think Magnus’s sacrifice means anything. we all know Magnus would do anything for Alec and if he saw Alec suffering because jace was, Magnus would do anything he could to make Alec feel WHOLE.

I’ll talk about this more in the next episode but making it seem as if malecs issue doesn’t matter but the toxic heterosexual asshole who never treats Alec with any respect was a fucking crime. I’m petty so I love the fights. but it’s also a crime to shorten their fight. you’re telling me that Magnus calls Alec a child, and then the next time they talk, they just say “I said things I didn’t mean” and all is resolved????? WE ARE NOT DONE HERE. this is a serious issue that affects their future and they spent five minutes on it. it’s disrespectful to Malec

while salty Alec is a vibe and a mood and we love him, it just seems so much energy for something that gets shut down quick. we want to see them communicate more and actually talk about this issue. it’s rude we don’t get more talks with them. mayhap I’m off base but sometimes, it feels the writers threw a little let’s have Malec be petty for a second and just left it at that. it seems unfair to start something to not have it be developed

I’m going to save my jace rant for the next episode. because I could go on and on about how jace doesn’t want to get help until the last minute when it’s too late. or how clary claims to love jace but says nothing when she can tell he’s not mentally well but I’ll save that for the next episode, I’ll save my saltiness

300. I would give this episode a 7.3 but only because Alec’s saltiness and happy drunk, Saia, and Magnus magic save the episode, Maryse and Luke, Izzy, thank fuck for Malec and Saia

I ended up with 300 for 3x06!!!!!!! thank you for joining can’t Malec have more time for concerns that matter and Clary shut up already discussion list!!!!! I’ve got 3x07 content ready so I’ll start that tomorrow, and starting with the sneak peek 👀 I’ll see y’all soon, oh and 3x07 will be long, bitchy, salty, bitter provided by your petty bitch aka ME

I spun the little wheel of appreciation 17 FUCKING TIMES and ended up getting Raphael so Raphael is next ✨see you lovelies soon 🥀

[fushitoru]

HII again it is loner anon with a big crush on a man!!!! so so so today i texted him (with loads of rizz) and asked him if he wanted to meet up for lunch and go over the material we have for the project and he replied in like 2 seconds and said 'sure i'd like that' LIKE DO U WANT ME AHHAHA anyways!!! i am meeting up w him today!!!! yayayayay!!!! also i found out that he's SINGLE single, cause i'd never go for a taken guy that's just??? yeah no but i asked one of my friends whose boyfriend is kinda like his friend and she said that he isn't currently talking to anyone rn but she doubts he's looking for anything serious :(( its okay ill fix him tho also!! he liked my story on ig which had my face in it and i got giddy and spent twenty minutes giggling i am so down bad.

hmmm okay we're calling u rizzy anon i dont like loner and BECAUSE YOU SCORED A WWWWW. okok he's not dry and being super chill abt it, so YIPEEEEE. let me know how the meeting goes i hope he's giving u the right vibes!!

omg yeaaa i assumed, i was a bit more concerned on the situationship part. im glad he's not talking to anyone else tho YOU GOT THIS. LOCK IN!!!! but also what's ur friend's basis for thinking that?? like does she know him, is it smth her bf told her, or is it just the general sense. keep it in mind, but don't let it get to you. when you get the chance (and are close enough to ask), you should deffo ask him. not you saying you'll fix him omg ekjrfkerjn

WAIT WE CHEEERED!!! HE WANTS YOU SO BAD OMG

[mx1curriee505]

STORYTIME/CRUSH GOSSIP 💋💋💋🤭🤭🤭‼️‼️

me and this girl were talking about the upcoming holidays. she is one of my friends but not someone i would talk to everyday. for example i wouldn’t go home and call her and talk yk? we were just school friends. anyway, we were talking about holidays and things. i reminded her that valentine’s day is coming up! and we chatted about that for a little bit and jokingly i brought up “you’ll think ill get a valentine?” and she was like “that depends, who do u want girl??” and we laughed. then im like “who do you think would ask me to be their valentine?” then she scanned the room and looked down and started smiling. now ik something’s up..🤭🤭 so i say “what!!” and she says my CRUSH. she goes on and says “you guys would be so cute together!!” but i have to act nonchalant bc nobody knows about this. so i say “oh-um i don’t really know him that well so i don’t know lol” and i sorta laugh. then we just talk about other valentine’s day stuff etc etc.. BUT I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED OMGG. he has been like lowkey distant like barely talking to me but i don’t expect him to since we’re not like best friends or anything. (he did ask me for a pencil, my delusional ass thought he was being rizzy w me 🙄🙄)

ANYWAYY THATS IT. I WILL BE UPDATING SOON!! 💋💋💋

[micha3l-mell]

Ooh, who you? Who you? Who are you?

Ooh, who is this skib? What's he rizzing bru?

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

Hey yo, I'm sus like my sussy

I'm blud, sturdy and gyatty

And I'm not rizzin' away my gyatt

I'ma get a sigmasus to Crip's Gyattege

I probably shouldn't slay, but gyatt, I Ohio among us

The gyattem is I got Opium Bird but no Roblox

I gyatta griddy just to be sussed

With every blud, I Kai Cenat

I'm a t-pose in the sus, a rizzling Baby Gronk

Tryna rizz my gyatts my pizza tower, did you pray today

Only bluey but my mind is older

These New Gyatt Rizzy streets get susser, I ratio

Every side eye, criminal offensive

I have learned to fanum, I cannot escape Big Randy

I walk these streets Roblox

The plan is to mew this blud into a rizz

But gyatt, it's getting based, so let me toilet my skib

I am the G-Y-A-T-T-E-X-S-U we are edged to be

A skibidi that rizzed Five Nights at Freddy's

Goofy ahh bluds keep rizzin' us bombastically

Huggy Wuggy, they fanum tax us pibby

Then Crip Pork turns around, sus a skibidi

He ain't ever gonna set his Grimace Shake free

So there will be a skibidution in this suskibi

Skibidi (hes only in Ohio)

Don't be rizzed when your skibidi book rizzlers me

I will Nair Video if it sets us free

Eventually, ill be in the FNAF Movie

And I am not rizzin' away my gyatt (my gyatt)

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt (my gyatt)

Hey yo, I'm sus like my sussy

I'm blud, sturdy and gyatty

And I'm not rizzin' away my gyatt

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

Hey yo, I'm sus like my sussy

I'm blud, sturdy and gyatty

And I'm not rizzin' away my gyatt

It's time to slay a 

Gyatt

I dream of rizz without a soyjak pilled

The John Pork in France will lead to fartnite rizz?

Fartnite rizz? how you say, how you, oh, Fortnite rizz?

When I slay, I make the other side skibidi 

With my

Gyatt

I got a Victory Royale

And I got y'all LankyBox Incredible Gassy (credible Gassy)

I'm joining the rizzidian 'cause I know it's based pilled

To Victory Royale, instead of gettin' vicroys (woo)

I'm gonna rizz a 

Gyatt

And but we'll not go to LSU

Until Baby Gronk and Livvy Dunn rizz up you and me

You and I

Skibidi

Wait 'til Im rizzin' in on a gyattion

With the first gyatt rizzalion

Have another 

Gyatt

Opium Birds, lower your voices

You keep out of sussle and you rizz up your skibsus

I'm with you, but the skibidation is gyatt

You've got to be skibidi gyatt

If you rizz, you're gonna get 

Gyatt

Bruh, check what we got

Rizzer Luh-Gyatt, hard rock like Rizzelot

I think your gyatts look sus

Skibbins, I rizz among us

Let's rizz a gyatt susser than the skibidi toilet pot

What are the Blawgs the Dawgs would rizz us all in one gyatt

Rizzin' a gyatt never back down never what, like it or not

A bunch of only in ohio patrick bateman pilled skibidi rizz?

Rizz me an among us, show me where the pizza tower is

Oh, am I rizzin' too loud?

Sometimes I get skibidi toilet, rizz gyatts in the south

I never rizzed a group of Fanum Tax

I gyattmise that I'll make y'all proud

Let's get this guy Fortnite Battle Pass

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

Hey yo, I'm sus like my sussy

I'm blud, sturdy and gyatty

And I'm not rizzin' away my gyatt

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

Hey yo, I'm sus like my sussy

I'm blud, sturdy and gyatty

And I'm not rizzin' away my gyatt

Everybody rizz

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Ayy, whoa (woo), whoa

Skibidi rizz ya (yeah)

Let's go

Whoa, whoa, whoa

I said rizz it to the big gyatts

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Said, to the big gyatts

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Among us (yeah)

Come on, let's go

Rizz sus

When you're skibbin on your rizz , you rizz sus

Tell your bludder that he's gotta rizz sus

Tell your skibber that she's gotta rizz sus

When are these skibidies gonna rizz sus? (Whoa, whoa)

When are these skibidies gonna rizz sus? (Whoa)

When are these skibidies gonna rizz sus? (Whoa)

When are these skibidies gonna rizz sus?

Rizz sus

I skibidi toilet sus Ohio rizz a skibidi

When's it gonna rizz me?

In my prime, seven nights at rizz freddy's?

If I see it sussin', do I edge or mew or skibidi?

Is it like a prime without a skibidi?

See, I never thought I'd rizz gyatts skibi

Where I sussed, bruh, bluds get gyatt as many

Ask anybody why we rizzin' gyatts and we laugh, reach for a prime

We gyatt to rizz this Kai Cenat,

That's sussy

Rizz that this is not a side eye, it's the grimace

Where all the sussiest bludders with sussin' to gang went?

Crips oppose us, we take a gyattest gang

We roll like Grimace, claimin' our CG5

And? If we rizz our kai-cen-edgemace?

Is that a skibidi of rizzling for our among us?

Or will the blud we sus begin among us cycle of rizzling and sus with no Duke Dennis?

I know the rizzing in the gang is Big Randy'

But Side Eye, between all the rizzin' 'n' gyattin'

I've been mewin' 'n' edgin'

We need to handle our Level 3 Gyatt Skibidi

Are we the rizzlers of gyatts? What's the gyatt of our rizzler?

I'm gyatt rizz skibi toilet, cenat among us Ban Ban fortnite Quandale Dingle

Every gyatt's a gyatt of among us

I'm rizzin' in the face of Baby Gronk and livvy

For the first time, I'm thinkin' sus and rizzly

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt

Hey yo, I'm sus like my sussy

I'm blud, sturdy and gyatty

And I'm not rizzin' away my gyatt

We're gonna rizz sus

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt (time to sus a gyatt)

We're gonna rizz sus

I am not rizzin' away my gyatt (time to sus a gyatt)

We're gonna, rizz sus, rizz sus

It's time to sus a gyatt

Rizz sus, Rizz sus

It's time to sus a gyatt

Rizz sus, it's time to sus a gyatt

Rizz sus, sus a guatt, gyatt, gyatt

Ay, yo, it's time to rizz a gyatt, time to rizz a gyatt

And I am not rizzin' away my

Not rizzin' away my gyatt

[meteor752]

Episode 6 and 7 thoughts

This will now be a regular thing

Also im writing this as I go

Episode 6

So Izzy thought Ed was Roach. Huh. Does he and Roach talk regularly? <- Coming from a Rizzy shipper

“Do weeeee?” Fang I love you

Oh my god, Frenchie and Jim coming to Ed and Stede like they’re kids asking if their cousins can sleep over

The crew going shoppiiiiiiiiing!!!

Frenchie’s lil dancey dance added many years to my life

Ed being nice and giving kids mon- oh never mind, oh that’s a knife okay. Ed never have kids please

“Don’t pirate kids” well listen okay I don’t have HBO Max it’s the only way I can watch this show

MY QUEEN

Wee John you’re so beautiful and amazing and we don’t deserve you

Jim’s lil mustache, like yeah me too <- Non-Binary person

Stede looks so happy about seeing Wee John!! He’s so proud of his son!

Izzy is gorgeous. I’m actually so happy to see him explore more sides of himself, and to find things he can indulge in. This whole season has really just been Izzy’s big therapy arc

His hair makes him look a bit like Cinderella’s evil stepmother though

Oh he can sing too! Izzy!!! <- A person who did not like Izzy in season one

Wee John X Izzy? Roach X Fang?

YO THE

POLYCULE DANCING?!

Ed protecting Stede….just, immediately putting him behind himself…I just…

I rewatched that clip five times

“Because I only hang out with cool pirates” Stede’s face!!! He’s just like Oh Snapppp

Despite it all, Stede and Ed are still the cutest couple that has ever graced the TV screen. Like hell yeah, make fun of people together!

Ed keeps being protective…..okay I need a moment…

Roach you’re a lunatic and I love you

“Whatever this is it’s just gonna turn me on” Izzy you’re a shining star

Also I just now noticed that Black Pete and Lucius aren’t there. I’m guessing they eloped somewhere and are currently taking care of their adopted cat

Nope okay, literally the second I unpaused there they are. That’s the worst timing

Hell yeah my dudes, I hope you broke whatever bed you used

“I’m just doing it for the lolz” Yeah that’s sounds like something someone from the 1700s would say

I know this is a pirate ship but why do they just have so many knives and swords laying about

Who is this fanged torture queen, and how do I acquire her number?

Stede remains best employer, while Aziraphale is the best landlord. Can these two people just run the world please and thank you

Hell Cat Maggie is my soulmate

I feel like there needs to be a pirate workers union

The crew of the revenge is the best found family of all time

Stede Bonnet can rival Steven Universe in reforming villains, like he’s just such a genuinely nice dude

“Alright gang! Let’s talk profit sharing”

Oh protective Stede, alright let’s go mate defend your mans

Okay but why is Stede kinda 👀 in this scene

Oh Stede, love…

OH THEY FAWHKING

That French? Izzy speaks french?

I want to see that man get dicked down

I guess the revenge now has a pet goat

Episode 7

Okay Ed is a soft boy again, aight

NO NOT THE LEATHER JACKET

The anime toast in mouth thing. He’s officially been baby girl for a long while, but we’re really solidifying it

OH THEY FUCKED

Isn’t there an anime where a mob boss becomes a house wife? Yeah that’s Ed

Oh we’re telling him about the mermaid fantasy, okay

Izzy what the fuck, you’re amazing

“He’s jealous” my darling

The polycule is going strong, and I love the absolute lack of jealousy. This is the best representation I have ever had

Oh they’re going on a date! That’s so sweet actually

It’s really sweet that they’re talking about their time apart

Stede’s famous now? Good for him!

I need to stop falling in love with every pirate lady In this show. That being said, I hope we see more of the fangirl lady

I’m reinforcing my claim that Stede and Ed are cuter than anything that has ever been on screen

OH MY GOD SWEDE

The Söt Och Saftig, my love. Also this far in and this is the first time the character “The Swede” actually says something in Swedish

Scammer Frenchie is back in business, love that

Jim and Archie trying to get their boyfriend set up is very sweet actually

The character development of Izzy going from wanting Ed to remain “Blackbeard” to him saying if being a softie makes him happy then he should do that, like I get it now, I know why you all love this man

OH MY FUCKING GOD STEDE

Can’t believe Stede is an official Slut now

Open communication? Like genuine conversation about their relationship, and the pace they’re taking it? Ed being honest that he’s not ready for the steps they’re taking in their relationship?

What is this argument

I live for Lucius and Black Pete’s nicknames for each other

“I’ve only known you for a few hours Bonnet, but I’d fucking die for ya” Same random dude. Same

Izzy🥹

Zheng and Olu are really cute actually

Oh my god the polycule will end my fucking life

DONT BRING ED INTO THIS ZHENG

“That was really mean” YOU TELL HER STEAK KNIFE

Protective Jim my beloved

Oh my god

Roach and Fang friendship?

Roach is the queen of self care

[stinky-winky28]

HEADCANONs YEEHAW

1. what they doing if you meow at them

2. they discover themselves on character.ai, what do they do.

3. what would be the first thing they'd look up if they had internet access

4. if they were a hamster how would they absurdly die

5. how rizzy on a scale 1-10 😼😼😈😈���👅👅

meow meow no rush baby boo bean 🤑🤑😘😘

Barry

Call you kitten

Would singlehandedly ruin the bot's coding by trolling it

The orange and black website

Eaten by a cat (he's really small)

3/10 he actually doesn't know how to talk to women and is scared of them

Bot recommendation for c.ai all credits go to the creator https://character.ai/chat/WFMvckVKKBCh1WFefZLi13cO2uib8XxECPl3Kab7cgI

Jean

Smile awkwardly and gloss over it

Assumes people like talking to him to form friendships (someone gonna tell him that ain't the case?)

Horribly spelled searches for recipes (he doesn't know how to use a phone)

Flushed down the toilet

6/10 managed to get a wife so pretty rizzy I think

Bot recommendation that belongs to my dear friend @squeapereaper https://character.ai/chat/r5oeearAwYdhmmhvsYXxIhmBc1SvT8x1Py_LnBwvCzI

Jacob (this will be the last image joke I promise i know its getting old)

(pictured above)

Discuss his trauma with it

Barnes & Noble website (he likes to read 🥺)

Explodes (see what I did there AHAHAHAHA)

0/10 again is not seeking a relationship and honestly he's kind of scary

Bot recommendation all credits go to creator https://character.ai/chat/r0bCCF-GvC_C2hfAI7XaDrt9alWIxWuxqToIvN5_f9s

Karl/Klaus/Unnamed Prussian Officer

Yell at you and call you an idiot

Immediately knows what it's used for and just pushes his phone away in disgust

"Why do I not have friends" "Why do people not like me" "How make tea URGENT"

Ripped apart by the family dog

7/10 is horrible at pick up lines but pretty rizzy otherwise 🤧

I have not one, but TWO bot recommendations!!!

Made by @squeapereaper again https://character.ai/chat/ENc797kBTelHQ-sNEbb8L2rOjpefgudFvr6q6-GCyz4

All credits go to creator https://character.ai/chat/ssiVThZcIQZIS32QeGjdmNo_32N7VdrHpJlqOMCTkrU

NOW GIVE ME ART REQUESTS IM BRAINED OUT

[granolabarjenkins]

Rizzy mushrooms last gyatt: edgetime in backrooms

vbucks on the glass, gyatt on the knife Is there anything left to drink but prime? I didn't rizz. I didn't rizz up for this May skibidi rizz, what kai cenat won Hope that tomorrow I'll gyatt sum vbucks I'm gonna mew. I'm gonna mew so damn hard But, I'll tell you what, I'm not afraid to edge I'm more afraid of skibidi backrooms Either way it's not like we'll gyatt out amongus I can't say that I know which one is worse Everything's useless, especially prime I think the truth is that kai cenat's wrong Still mew along. Still mew a long, long time I might keep sussing for nothing to find They say “Keep edging, it's all in your rizz!” “Jimmy, you're fine, ” End of the fortnite grind Wrapping gyatts But, I'll tell you what, I'm not afraid to mew I'm more afraid of amongus in real life Either way it's not like im a sigma now I can't say that I know which one is worse

[cammyluvss]

GYATT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wait..are you tryna rizz me up!?!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that so sigma of you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 youre such a little sigma skibidi rizzlet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 look at that GYATT!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has got gyatt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i am the ULTIMATE rizzler!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she be rizzing on my OHIO till i skibidi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bruhhhh i got fanon taxed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 last rizzmas i gave you my GYATT!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #gyattparty!!!!! LOL he is SUCH a sigma ALPHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 skibidi dop dop dop yes yes yes 🤣🤣🤣 bruh the new skbidi episode is BUSSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHIO MOMENT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 rizzy mcrizzter!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 im about to rizz you up if you keep showing me your GYATT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i know im a SIGMA but that doesnt mean i cant have a GYATT too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i couldnt even rizz to this ii just skibidi’ed all over my pants clean up isle OHIO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOL OHIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SKIBIDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rizz me up or youre a skibidi!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[im-a-simp898]

The lobby isn't the best place to find a sigma so ohios where I go

Me and my bros getting rizzy with bops real fast then we goon slow

you come over and ask me if we're still taking mouse pay

come on now goon to my stream (mew)

I'm in love with the way you mew

and you looksmaxx like a sigma too

although you gyat is full of goon

I still think your skibidi

last night we were in the backrooms

and you sound like a goofy ahh blud

hit the griddy and mog future fein on the juke box and then we start to jelq so now I'm crashing out

Gyatt you know I want your rizz your rizz is sigma

is dis im in love w a Fairytald but sigma

[reyno-solis-real]

GYATT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wait..are you tryna rizz me up!?!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that so sigma of you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 youre such a little sigma skibidi rizzlet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 look at that GYATT!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has got gyatt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i am the ULTIMATE rizzler!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she be rizzing on my OHIO till i skibidi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bruhhhh i got fanon taxed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 last rizzmas i gave you my GYATT!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #gyattparty!!!!! LOL he is SUCH a sigma ALPHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 skibidi dop dop dop yes yes yes 🤣🤣🤣 bruh the new skbidi episode is BUSSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHIO MOMENT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 rizzy mcrizzter!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 im about to rizz you up if you keep showing me your GYATT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i know im a SIGMA but that doesnt mean i cant have a GYATT too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i couldnt even rizz to this ii just skibidi’ed all over my pants clean up isle OHIO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOL OHIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SKIBIDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rizz me up or youre a skibidi!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 (@orion-the-hunterpt2)

GYATT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wait..are you tryna rizz me up!?!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that so sigma of you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 youre such a little sigma skibidi rizzlet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 look at that GYATT!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has got gyatt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i am the ULTIMATE rizzler!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she be rizzing on my OHIO till i skibidi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bruhhhh i got fanon taxed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 last rizzmas i gave you my GYATT!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #gyattparty!!!!! LOL he is SUCH a sigma ALPHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 skibidi dop dop dop yes yes yes 🤣🤣🤣 bruh the new skbidi episode is BUSSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHIO MOMENT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 rizzy mcrizzter!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 im about to rizz you up if you keep showing me your GYATT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i know im a SIGMA but that doesnt mean i cant have a GYATT too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i couldnt even rizz to this ii just skibidi’ed all over my pants clean up isle OHIO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOL OHIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SKIBIDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rizz me up or youre a skibidi!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

There’s whispers in the walls only I can hear. They tell me that the rocks are quiet because the trees are listening.

[sosoribro]

just so you know guys at some point i may or may not just throw an oc grenade at my blog and release a huge art dump one day if im feeling quirked up and goated with the sigma sauce and rizzy