#inside the mind of sosoribro

[sosoribro]

if my Normal™ friends find my tumblr or god forbid my pinterest it'll all be so strange cuz i'll be like "ah yes. my sweet child, my ray of sunshine. how delightful it is." and its this thing

and like i'll be joking about how im co-parenting it with the following guy:

i'll say "i wanna marry him" and then this is him

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woah okay midnight me was crazy for this

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my fellow fictional men enjoyers, lets just realize that the reason we like fictional guys so much is that so many men in real life are fucking awful.

"ew why do you have a crush on bingles from the silly show"

because bingles from the silly show would at least view me as a living human being and have an ounce of care for me as a person <3 /passive agressive

[sosoribro]

i know that one of these days im gonna get really bored and write a full, completely genuine, non-satire carlo romano x reader and that scares me

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do ya know what sounds good right now being literally anywhere that isnt here i would just really love to be anywhere else anywhere that isnt real i love things that arent real take me to the unreal places please i want to see the unreal creatures i want to be an unreal person

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no joke i fell asleep while daydreaming about carlo last night what the hell has my life come to

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on one hand i shouldnt compare myself to other people who draw blue beetle because hes literally just a silly blue guy and also you shouldnt compare yourself to others anyway

but on the other hand when i do i feel like a kid with crayons sitting on the cool kids table in a blue beetle cult filled with cool people where we all worship jaime reyes in the form of artwork

because ultimately its ok if im not the best at drawing him because this is how i enjoy him and we're all having fun in the cult of blue beetle

but hes literally just funny blue guy hes not even real (i know this and i love him)

[sosoribro]

me: ok i have to do an important thing now

my brain: ok wait. listen to everything. we can hear everything. we can feel everything. hey how about i give you. all the ideas. about all the fun things. right now. important thing is boring. i am not doing it. lets do.... everything else

[sosoribro]

the fake scenario that happens in my head is always me releasing a blue beetle drawing with him looking really slay as usual and then someone saying "the way you draw this character is disgusting. why would you take a role model for young boys and turn it into something so femenine?" and then i say something funny like "local person enraged at teenage girl for drawing a fictional male superhero in a way they wish to portray him as because she likes having fun with art"

[sosoribro]

you can tell its my art because the character is asexual and has braces 👍👍👍👍👍👍

[sosoribro]

im not sensitive i just have access to even more emotions. i call it the dlc.

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being ace is weird because every time someone says The Sex Words™ i will think "what is wrong with you" but then i remember "oh wait normal people say The Sex Words™ what is wrong with me"

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maybe its just cuz its 1 in the morning but for some reason i feel like captioning all my drawings with "i just made the best thing ever" is a really good idea

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shit my leonardo da vinci michelangelo complex has gone away again how am i gonna draw silly blue guy if everyone else does it better than me

ummmmmmmm at least i still have that fic im going to release- oh my charles dickens complex is gone too

and homework

this world doesnt want to see blue beetle sillies like me thrive

its fine ill release the fic ive got time even if nobody cares about it i am charles dickens (i hope)

[sosoribro]

my most dumb stupid dreamy teenage girl thought (stupidness warning)

is me hoping that the man i end up wanting to be with for the rest of my life is like really really into stardew valley cuz 1: that would be so cool and awesome and 2: i could propose to him with a real-life mermaid pendant or something that closely resembled one and it'd be really nice and sweet

god i am so unapologetically 15 years old

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its so weird when my stupid dumb trashposts get like... a billion times more notes than my actual stuff. its kinda awkward cuz like...... i make other stuff too.... i make actual art as well if you wanna see that, i guesss??? 💀💀💀💀