#im pretty sure they only do it for copyright reasons lol.

[iceb4gw-c]

Hi Wendy! What's your go to snack when you're binging tv?

-🕰️

Easy! Fingles (basically pringles lmao) and a nice cold beast, yknow? (Beast as in the Monster drink)

[theyhitthepentagon]

Dogen I wanna get into rtv But idk where to start Do you hve any tips on where to start to get into them

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM yes i think i do Maybe

i first got familiarized with the members by watching the among us streams since you can put names to voices and stuff. i also read the tv tropes page (which i kinda dont recommend you look at BCUZ im pretty sure some information is inaccurate. like theres a thing about how miras vtuber avatar mimi is based on miku. which isnt true. trivia page should be accurate though). i think the rollercoaster tycoon 2 streams are also good to watch but maybe after the among us streams

clip compilations are always fun but they do tend to only pull from the same streams. they also tend to pull clips from the more popular members like wayne and scorpy and Sometimes holly. baaulp, gir, and mira stream often and theyre both really funny but people dont rly include them in clip comps so Like if you think theyre funny tune into them live. branch out

theres also stream highlights which are good for if you dont like sitting down for a long time to watch one thing. shoutout to Foster who releases highlights every friday BTW. he just released a highlight vid cutting down the 80 hour sonic subathon streams down to 10 hours (CRAZY)

ALSO ALSO they have a podcast (Where Do We Begin) which i like to listen to when i go for walks and stuff. they talk about whatever and its fuuuunny.... theyre on spotify and probably other podcast websites

OH ALSO ALSO. scorpy does vhs viewingz stream on the last thursday of every month iirc, those will always have a bunch of rtvs members in there ^__^ theyre also fun to watch when ur like eating or something. not really good for listening to in the bg because theyre video based

scorpy also does media share streams sometimes, people just send in music. these usually arent uploaded or available on youtube for copyright reasons but if you catch one live theyre nice. i think the first rtvs stream EVER that i caught live was a scorpy media share stream. ive found nice music in there

other than that im not sure so all i can give are stream recs.. miras neon white streams from a few months ago are good to listen to in the bg, gameclam is funny, faxmas streams are Also good esp the one from i think 2022? 2021? i dont remember tbh. UMM hollys psychonauts 1 and 2 streams, scorpys best buy stream, i think wayne has some roblox streams that are kinda funny. i dont remember the stream name but genius vs antichrist is so fucking funny. MIRAS INSCRYPTION STREAMS ALSOOOO i watched those i think. iirc the gnome commentary streams include explanations of a few inside jokes but dont quote me on that. moupi has a stream archive on youtube. ALSO ALSO ALSO scorpys wall-e speedrun. WAIT ONE MORE miras dbd streams theyre good and that reminded me of waynes dbd egg eating stream. which also reminded me of waynes ai cooking stream which is funny. edited this rq to add that i havent watched all of waynes sonic subathon streams (80 hours? are you crazy?) but the sonic krazy kult segment of one of the streams is SUCH a fun watch PLEASE watch it. its so funny and i dont think you require any prior knowledge on rtvs to enjoy it

thats all i can really think of rn. idk ummm theres an rtvs forum . they have tumblr accounts i think. scorpy and gir have short and rly old videos on their yt channels that are fun to watch if ur bored. "supplemental" content is ur best friend for getting into rtvs lol

[jellazticious]

(guy who sent the stefano ask) a treat to know more about the fun flan! i got what i asked for and i dont mind if the answer was short. but LOL youre literally right. all of the sugary spire characterization besides the website materials (At Least Pizzano Has A Tapestry) are locked behind scraps of what devs bother to say in the official discord and im not gonna lie it peeves me too. especially because you see the devs complain a fair bit about people getting characterization wrong and writing characters as nicer or flatter than they are, which. give us more damn characterization, then!

ig we can only hope when the game comes out in however long that the cutscenes and dialogue will bother to give us anything

Imma ngl, I wish I don't doubt it

The SS council got 14 year olds and the team is so aggressive for no reason with the copyright thing lmao

Like, the former director of CWP got banned from the SS server over using Pizzelle as a pfp "cuz it's leaking".

Which would be reasonable if it weren't for the fact that bro found his old pfp from the SS wiki while also the team posting the same pic in twitter shortly like WHAT

Well I didn't know that they bitch about people mischaracterizing the guys. Maybe they should actually characterize them lmao

Pretty sure you can do that without revealing any spoiler info

[transexualpirate]

spoilers ahead. also if you liked the movie maybe don't read this im just straight up bashing it. it's only slightly under average as a movie on it's own but when compared to the actual megamind movie it's utter trash tbh specially with the amount of inconsistencies from the first one. it's like the writers forgot they were supposed to watch the first movie before writing the second. sorry my english is gonna be the worse it's ever been im too angry to translate things correctly

here are my notes taken as i was watching it:

his face is wrong cape is different

WE HAD A WHOLE PLOT ABOUT HIM LEARNING TO APPRECIATE MINION LAST MOVIE. WHY ARE WE DOING THIS AGAIN EXCEPT WORSE. WHY ARE THEY MAKING HIM BE AN ACTUAL PIECE OF SHIT TO MINION

they changed minion's name because of a "copyright problem", or so minion said. unfortunately i will keep deadnaming him. who the fuck is ol' chum. i dont know him

"the bad old days were just two days ago" HUH???? NO THEY WEREN'T. IN THE SHORT STORY RELEASED FOR HALLOWEEN WHEN THE WHOLE DOOM BUTTON THING HAPPENS THEY SAY THAT HIS FIGHT WITH TIGHTEN WAS JUST WEEKS AGO. UNLESS YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS MOVIE HAPPENS BEFORE THAT BUT THAT ALSO DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BECAUSE HE CALLS MINION "MINION" AND NOT THAT CHUM BULLSHIT. SO WHAT THE FUCK

while we're on the topic of messed up timelines, if this happened just two days after the fight, then they're still in 2010's. why the fuck is there a child influencer

keiko is so annoying she's supposed to represent an youtuber or something and she's the president of the megamind fanclub (which is also weird because she says she has been that for weeks now but didn't he supposedly turn good two days ago? and he was notorious for having a bad reputation and being hated by the public before that. so what the hell)

the thing that's bothering me the most however is right in the beginning of his monologue he says he thought his destiny was to be evil, turns out his destiny was to be good all along. NO. THAT IS NOT THE MORAL OF THE MOVIE. THAT ISN'T WHAT HAPPENS AT ALL. HE SAYS IT HIMSELF AT ENDING OF THE FIRST MOVIE THAT HE THINKS YOUR DESTINY IS WHATEVER YOU MAKE OF IT. THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS DESTINY. NOTHING IS SET IN STONE. YOU'RE FREE TO BE WHOEVER YOU WANT TO BE. THAT WAS AN IMPORTANT PART OF THE MORAL AND THEY WERE JUST LIKE "LOL NO ACTUALLY,"

he went to "villain shool"??? he had a "MENTORSHIP PROGRAM" IN "VILLAIN SHOOL"???? THERE'S NO VILLAIN SCHOOL YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS ISN'T MONSTER HIGH GIRL WHAT

"i always thought there was romantic tension between blue man and pretty lady" "what, really? no way" ROXANNE. MEGS. LOOK ME IN THE EYES. PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT IM SAYING. ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME. YOU KISSED. TONGUE AND ALL. REMEMBER THAT? WHEN YOU GUYS WENT ON A DATE AND THEN YOU KISSED AND THEN YOU FOUGHT AND THEN YOU HELPED EACH OTHER AGAIN WHEN DEFEATING TIGHTEN? AND THEN YOU KISSED HIS CHEEK IN NATIONAL TELEVISION? GUYS THAT WAS (supposedly) JUST TWO DAYS AGO DO YOU NEED HELP

"no way" GIRL WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HE SAID YOU WERE HIS REASON TO KEEP FIGHTING ARE YOU GETTING DEMENTIA

megamind can't operate a toaster. megamind can't operate a toaster. you know the super genius that builds giant robots for fun? the guy that extracted alien dna from dandruff and gave someone super powers? the guy that invented the dehydration gun? yeah. he didn't know the toaster had to be plugged in to work. and when roxanne did it for him he referred to it as sorcery. because he's not only a fucking asshole now he's also stupid and magically forgot everything he knew

"megamind was the founding member and leader of the doom syndicate" FOUNDING MEMBER? LEADER? THIS ANTISOCIAL OUTCAST SOCIALLY ANXIOUS FUCKING ALIEN RAISED IN A LITERAL PRISON? FOUNDED AND LEAD THE SYNDICATE. RIGHT. SURE. AND HE GAVE UP ON THEM BECAUSE HE "DIDN'T WANT TO SHARE THE SPOTLIGHT". BECAUSE IT'S NOT AN IMPORTANT PIECE OF HIS BACKSTORY THAT HE WAS ALWAYS UTTERLY ALONE AND ISOLATED.

dude why are they making him the world's biggest asshole where did the CHARISMA GO

they made roxanne become the mayor of metrocity. she's an INVESTIGADOR. but you know what seeing the big picture roxanne becoming mayor is like not even that crazy. it's just. out of character

keiko is still absolutely insufferable it's like she's written to be the most annoying person ever all her fucking lines are like nails on a chalkboard

they really dumbed megamind down like he's literally useless now he can't do anything on his own anymore (NOT EVEN TOAST.) like they saw the "dramatic flamboyant super intelligent super villain is secretly pathetic and lonely" and said "how about we just keep the dramatic and the pathetic and throw everything else away? it's not like this is a well constructed famous and widely loved character or anything"

ATTACKING THE SYNDICATE ???? WITH TENNIS BALLS???????? AND THEY ACTED LIKE THAT WAS SOME MAJOR GENIUS MOVE BRO THAT IS A FOUR FOOT CREATURE MADE OUT OF LAVA WHY IS HE SCARED OF TENNIS BALLS THEY TOOK THIS "FOR CHILDREN" THING FAR TOO SERIOUSLY

positive point: roxanne saving megamind and him calling her "my hero" <3 that was adorable that made me movie at least 30% more watchable

the ending monologue where he says he "finally learned the difference between good and evil" made it 40% less watchable WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? IS THAT WHAT THE MOVIE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT? IS THAT THE FUCKING MORAL? WHY WASN'T IT MENTIONED OR IMPLIED ANYWHERE. NOWHERE IN THIS MOVIE WAS IT EVEN SO MUCH AS HINTED AT MEGAMIND NOT BEING ABLE TO TELL GOOD AND EVIL APART. IN THE FIRST ONE SURE BUT IN THIS ONE? AT ANY POINT HE SAID ANYTHING OF THE SORT. AND HOW DID HE LEARN THAT ANYWAYS??? WHAT WAS HIS BREAKTHROUGH MOMENT WHEN HE FINALLY MAGICALLY LEARNED SOMETHING HE ALREADY KNEW? WAS IT WHEN HE GAVE UP AND DECIDED TO WEAR A FAKE BEARD AND PRETEND TO BE HOMELESS SO PEOPLE WOULD LEAVE HIM ALONE? OR WAS IT WHEN HE DECIDED TO ATTACK A FUCKING EVIL VERSION OF STORM FROM X MEN WITH TENNIS BALLS? AND WHAT KIND OF FUCKING LESSON EVEN IS THAT BTW. "TELLING GOOD APART FROM EVIL"?????? WHAT KIND OF FUCKING PREMISE IS THAT JUST RUB A FEW BRAINCELLS TOGETHER AND YOU CAN DO IT

keiko being an actual fucking child and megamind promising to teach her "crime fighting" was weird and bad but it's not the most out of character thing he's done so whatever

DANCE OFF SEQUENCE????? A FUCKING. DANCE OFF SCENE. A DANCE BATTLE. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS WATCHING FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SORRY

mr nighty knight could get it

THREE TIMES in the movie someone broke out of jail and NOT ONCE we saw the warden or even tighten who was supposed to be in jail. WHERE IS MEGAMIND AND MINION'S DAD HUH. WHERE'S THE WARDEN

no mention to musicman either which is a waste imo but not the worse thing by far so whatever

every roxanne&keiko interaction felt like a tik tok comment section. too many unironic "you got this, girl!" and "you go, girl"s

i need to lay down for a while

now if you'll excuse me im gonna rewatch the first one. for mental health reasons.

i finished megamind 2 and honestly i was so much happier before. why did i do this to myself. why did they do this to my boy

[intothespideyverses]

a modest reinterpretation of “andi’s choice” in c-minor (inspired by a post by @ambimack)

in which bowie ghostwrites a song, andi tries to go ghost on walker, and [insert third awful ghost pun here]: 

so bowie is actually ringing up customers for once at the music store that I figured rarely got business because helloo it’s always damn near empty but I guess today there was a surge of customers seeking out guitar picks and vinyls to show how Cultured and Unique they were for listening to the beatles or whomever. anyway jonah is on his guitar, doing as jonahs are wont to do, and bowie drops the bomb on him with “so yeah remember that music coach I told you about? she hates you. she quite frankly and literally wants you dead. she told me this herself. why didn’t you show up???” and jonah’s like “andi don’t fw me anymore :(” which isn’t rly an answer bc lbr here homeboy was ALREADY running late. you mean to tell me him staring at that painting took 4 whole minutes? nah. 

so anyway bowie’s like “hm let’s change that” bc manipulating your daughter’s emotions behind her back is cool I guess. bowie, totally not projecting in any way whatsoever, suggests that jonah write andi a song. jonah’s not about it tho. “I can’t talk about my feelings!” he says, which is true considering he only just started exhibiting negative emotions for the first time ever last week. bowie goes, “sure u can! what rhymes with back?” and jonah almost says “crack!” bc thats clearly what bowie’s been on for the past 2 episodes but lemme not.

anyway jump to andi @ the spoon and her boo thang who’s not rly her boo thang yet bc terri hates us is facetiming her again. “so andi, my wife whom I would die for, what’s up?” and andi replies “my best friend is moving away :(” so walker, the understanding king he is, goes “aw pick your head up queen, your crown’s falling :’)” and tells her to go be with her friends and something about a bubble machine idk but w/e we still stan.

buffy comes in w/ all the junk the ghc left at her house including a knockoff tamagotchi which seems kinda before andi’s time?? like she was supposedly 7 when she got it which would have been around 2010? but once again w/e we still stan. and buffy reads the recommendation letter cyrus’ mom wrote for him which seemed a tad incomplete. “I can’t believe my mom forgot to add three references, what a waste...” he sighs.

but walker comes in and andi’s like “tf didn’t u just tell me to drink bubble soap and be w/ my friends? what r u doing here?” and walker, the modern day da vinci, says “im here to draw ur friends as a going away present for your fellow queen, buffy” and buffy looks shooketh like hey if andi don’t want him go get him sis! 

so walker draws a louvre level artist rendering of the ghc and instead of appreciating the fact that walker could probably make an exact recreation of the mona lisa, andi’s like “*rolls eyes emoji* *sucks teeth emoji* now i got TWO of these little boys after me what the fuck -_-” but that doesn’t matter bc buffy and cyrus are LIVING for it. 

“im gay so clearly im the better sassy best friend, step tf back bitch”

“the sassy best friend stereotype was made for my black ass cyrus so if you think for even a second I won’t claim my rightful spot you are sadly mistaken”

“let me have this one thing buffy I can’t even say the word gay out loud on this damn show can I at least have this?? can I?”

buffy takes a sip of her virgin margarita and goes...

anyway back at the music shop, jonah has just finished practicing the song bowie ghostwrote for him. jonah’s like “great this is perfect for me to sing outside andi’s window” and bowie quite litcherally flips a table and goes “you rly thought u were gonna pull that corny shit??? what year is it?? 1985 called they want their courtship technique back lol what a loser” and jonah’s like hm perhaps he really is on crack but doesn’t say it out loud bc that would hurt bowie’s feelings :/. bowie says that he already booked jonah to perform at the open mic being held THAT NIGHT lmao and jonah just about has another panic attack bc what??

“what??” he asks bowie who is too busy thinking about him performing “you girl” to bex when they were younger to even remember who jonah even is. jonah’s quite honestly shitting himself and wondering what tf he’s going to do. “being around you” is cute and all but it doesn’t go nearly as hard as andi deserves, especially if he now has to compete with artsy fartsy walker who could probably redo the sistine chapel all by himself if he rly wanted to. “hm..........how can one convey how truly deep in their feelings they are for the one they love?” jonah asks the universe, bc hey it seems to always work for bowie. 

the universe responds by sending a speeding car full of college kids blasting aubrey graham’s newest hit single right into the storefront window. 

“that’s it!” 

jonah’s handing out flyers at the spoon and cyrus literally melts into a puddle and I’m pretty sure this is the first nod to his crush on jonah since he came out to andi wow. andi’s like “since when do u do anything aside from throwing a plastic disc?” and jonah’s like “last week 🤗"

they go to the open mic and some girlie is throwing it DOWN w/ her accordion but bowie being the uncultured swine he is, pulls her off the stage. “anywayyyy here’s our final performance and the only reason we held this show tonight, give a big round of applause to jonah beck!”

jonah walks out with his guitar and an amazon copyrighted product shaped like a portable speaker. bowie’s like 🤨 bc this was supposed to be an acoustic performance tf does he need a backing track for? jonah sits down on his lil stool and clears his throat. “alexa play ‘in my feelings, jonah beck cover’”. the device plays a track consisting of jonah’s angelic backing vocals, and our boy begins to strum his guitar. he opens his mouth to croon...

“trap...trap bowie bowie”

bowie’s chiseled jaw drops to dirty ass music shop floor. “this is...not what I planned.”

“this stuff’s got me in my feelings...gotta be real w/ it...”

the entire audience has a collective heart attack. 

“an-di, do u luv me? r u riding? say you’ll never ever leave from beside me, cause I want ya and I need ya, and I’m down for u always...”

buffy and cyrus catch whiplash from turning so fast to face andi. “the song’s about YOU bitch!”

andi shakes her lil head. “puh-lease, no it’s not”

cyrus, doing his best not to cry, says “he literally just said ur name but go off”

andi’s in denial bc eww j*n*h b*ck? singing a song? for her? disgusting. but jonah keeps singing his little heart out and the lyrics are more and more damning as they go on. 

“trap, trap bowie bowie...I buy you rice on a string cause you not that showy”

“art 101 cause u just like zoey”

“fuck he is singing about me...”

“fudge that netflix and chill what’s ur net-net-net worth?” jonah sings, hitting an impossible high note. queen of vocals. 

“you’re the only one I luv~~~” he serenades, serving us mariah carey level whisper notes. ariana is cancelled! our boy finishes the song, basking in the thought of how many careers he singlehandedly ended by performing at this small hole-in-the-wall music shop in bumfuck, utah. drake your days are numbered sis. 

everyone immediately deserts the shop en masse like did y’all see how fast they all left last episode?? damn. buffy and cyrus stay behind while andi is frozen sitting in her chair bc what the hell does one say to that. 

bowie goes up to jonah and is like “so um...that was...different.” and jonah responds “ikr! see, ‘being around you’ felt too old school, too...2002. idk why that year specifically, but idk it just sounds like it was written in 2002 for a completely different person, maybe even bex, but what do I know? im just your friendly neighborhood jonah beck.” bowie is shook. “anyway, do u think andi liked it?” bowie looks up to see his dorder who he’s more or less forgot about in favor of m*randa and demon child for the past couple of days walking in slow motion to the stage. how she was doing that was beyond him. “well, she looks like she’s about to cry so that’s either a very good thing or a very bad thing. ur on ur own now bud.” and he skidaddles to where bex is waiting. oh yeah bex was in this episode too I forgot. 

andi approaches jonah and he’s like “...so...song....you like?” and andi’s internally screaming bc everyone for the past several weeks has been pushing this relationship on her including jonah himself and now he just sung this song in front of all these ppl and now she pretty much HAS to kiss him so anyway ya she does. 

when she pulls away jonah blinks. “oh...dosche”

THE END. 

will andi finally break up with jonah for good? will jonah avoid copyright infringement for covering a drake song on disney channel? will bowie seek help for his crack addiction? find out next time on dragonball z!

[daeguzen]

ellooo tumblr??!! i literally have your notifs on yet i only saw this now🤦‍♀️

omg you're right his mustache is so funny 🤣🤣 reminds me of pringles🤣🤣🤣 (such a bad timing when im about to write about my workout routine next 🤣🤣)

i have been following this lady (Feifei 菲菲)'s exercises that she developed on her own (mandarin language). it's not too intense but it can still make you sweat (i think it's a combination of stretching, aerobic & light dancing? she calls it "posture workout"). she is live on facebook from mon~sat, she doesn't save her lives on her fb page due to copyright issues, so the videos uploaded on YouTube are all by her viewers (you can find videos of her if you search "菲菲形體操"). i used to check in every evening on her fb lives but nowadays i just watch the videos on YouTube 🤣 (that way i can also skip the parts where she's chatting with the viewers haha🤣🤣).

i don't like going to the gym so i find her videos very helpful :) her exercises really helped corrected my poor posture and several people i hadn't seen a long time have asked me how i slimmed down and i was like 😳 - i owe it to her ><""

as for workout music it's all nct's songs 😭😭🤣 the noisier, the better 😆😆 i also like the music that Feifei chooses hehe they get me in workout mood very quickly 😆

hi love, im responding now cuz i was able to start working and i was preparing for today. worked with the kindergarten class today (as a sub for the teacher's assistant who was absent) and i came home with the biggest headache. LOL kids are cute but i think that i'd be better subbing in hs. at least i could talk to hs students, children is just another level and honestly props to all those teachers out there cuz that's a wild job.

ANYHOO,,,lOL the pringles guy i should make a meme of that. but yeah im pretty sure i've seen her before, i'll def check her out tmrw im curious now. i love stretching and dancing omg the whole reason i wanna lose the belly is so i could get into dancing again. im not great, im self taught but hip hop and kpop dances are 0_0 amAZING. and ooo posture is so important and i feel like people don't realize or see that cuz once you see it and even feel it, its so different. my friend taught me to hold your hands behind your back and bring your chest back and that's the posture you're supposed to hold, so now i do that when i notice im hunched over something or don't sit properly (LOL i get the "i'm here for the workout" vibe, you just get into the zone of it)

i used to go the gym but honestly i don't like being alone and it's filled with so many dudes and i personally just wish to have more female companions. and aayyyyeee we love a good healthy change that's it WORK IT! *starts dancing terribly to work it nct*

ooiii nct songs are bangers what can i say, i could get down with working out to mad dog and sit down, ooo i'll def check her out, since im off tmrw imma have free time to look her up and get in the zone woo woo~ ^~^

[buzzmemes]

I hate this

I hate this : Memes

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I really Was expecting a rickroll lmao And this is probably what he's listening to on his alone time https://youtu.be/ijBrulQXE2U It me mrio I jst snrted one mre grm and I jst deid DO IT FOR THE GRAM Go ahead and do another gram just one more gram Legendary The homework that steals your time and your lunch money............... Luigi says: do the coke to get the smoke Betta tell your moms your dads your ministers... WOOOMP WOOOMP WOOOMP!!!! Justa what me the Doctor Mario prescribed Mama mia I a need a more of that a shit YAHOOOOOO!!!! And remember kids - when you do drugs, you go to hell before you die! It’s a me druggooo Mario! I have snorted 68 grams of pure fentanyl and I am going to die. Itsame itsame I’m literally studying for an exam right now and my professor put that on his own notes... like bro nobody gives a shit about your stats notes I had a professor just say “don’t waste your money on the book. Just google book name pdf and it should be the first link.” Then he did in in class go show us And then you have the ones that sell their own 40 page notes in 2 sections for €20 each at the college book store. Or the ones that make class notes and give them out in the first class. Even better are the ones that accidentally send a pdf of their own book that they make no money on due to a shitty publisher to one or two people in the class. my favorite kinds of professors A full commitment is what I'm thinking of A lot of emulators come with a warning like "Use a bios file from your own console. Do not download one for free from the Internet!" I saw something on TIL a while back, during the prohibition era of the United States, some companies sold grape concentrate. They had a warning on them that said something to the effect of "after adding the concentrate to water, do not let it sit for two weeks as it will ferment into wine." As if...they wanted you to do it! That's a pretty calculated statement for them to make. *mobile errors I had calculus profs who would tell us 'I legally cannot advise you to steal copywrited material so under no circumstances should you go to this website and torrent the textbook for free instead of buying it from the overpriced book store and wasting your money' I always love those blank pages that just have in like size i font "Do not write here" for no fucking reason. Then the teacher tells you that they didn't see it I like when it’s in huge, WHITE print in the middle of the fucking page so half the assignment is cut off I like when it says on the side of the paper COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL DO NOT PHOTOCOPY OR DISTRIBUTE BY ANY MEANS Or the "here's a form that was made in Excel, if you could fill it out so that we can input the information back in Excel that would be great." "yeah..." "But the image gets worse!" Work in Japan. Teachers give me a copied paper. "just copy it. They have the file on their damn computer. Which is where we are sitting. -20 points. I can’t even read the damn question At my school, we get lectured for printing a class set rather than just a master. They say it’s about toner being cheaper and the copier cartridges are much much bigger. There are also a lot of places where teachers don't have access to a shared laser printer like that and don't have any option but to make photocopies, so stuff like the OP can be unavoidable sometimes. Genuinely not a problem in my school - we have a fleet of MFDs for bulk printing. We have an admin assistant in charge of the reprographics room who can interrupt jobs if needed as well. It's just an old mindset that they can't get out of. Yeah but then you have to be the asshole that released a print job with 200+ pages while others are waiting to use the copier since this is the only one you can print to. What is full sending? huzzah, a man of quality Have you tried full sending it? From an IT perspective, usually it's not that they want you to know what triggered the problem, they want you to provide concise information on what exactly you were doing up until the issue occurred. Though I do understand that IT technicians are notoriously unsociable lol I'm sure thats a great suggestion but that's the thing is that IT acts like its up to the enduser to already know whats causing the issues and what needs to be done to fix it. Also this doesn't solve his/her issue of getting staples on the copies. Have your IT reinstall your driver and you can select the options that your printer has. likely you are on a global driver, or it wasn't installed correctly! Or if I want staples. We can only select staples on our copier itself. It would be easier if the print queue thing was reliable. But I can't keep running back to my room if it didn't send it, so I make extra copies from my first one. Or if I need front/back from different originals I work in IT support for a school - teachers, for some fucking reason beyond my understanding, seem to print one copy of something, then photocopy it for their classes. Telling them that just printing it for everyone keeps the quality better doesn't sink in. It costs the same, comes out of the same device, and it's less work, but I'm the insane one. Th s rin er se ms o æ run ing lo n ink To the knee And my axe! And my sword! Take mine too! Fuck off take a useless arrow Actually it seems this printer is low on incas. Damn u incas "I'm so sorry kids, our ancient printer is not working properly again" Read the full article

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Episode 1 - “It's not my fault our team chose the same song as the other team” - Cas

Let the games begin..............................

we out here. i'm on the cute yellow tribe. the only person on my tribe rn is Nicole and I already like her. i hope there's an idol hidden under joe del campo's cowboy hat

* A couple seconds later*

FKDSAHKDJFS LMAOOOO MY GIRLFRIEND ASHLEY ON THE OTHER TRIBE AND SHE LOOKIN LIKE A KARDASHIAN IN HER VID

Very excited for this to start! Tribe seems nice so far get a good vibe from eve and Ashley for sure. Just gotta feel everyone out a lil more and see how this first challenge goes

OKAY sooo I'll keep this first one brief. My tribe is pretty cool. I love Jared, I'm a little bit worried though because 1) he knows I'm a snake and will be scared of me and 2) he'll prob be able to know I'm friends with Ashley, but otherwise, he's my number 1 on this tribe and my favorite person in the cast other than ash. Like I'm so blessed to be with him and I don't think he'd turn on me yet since we'll be loyal. This Nicole girl seeemd cool in her vid then never messaged me back. Dylan seems nice but I think he might have been in bermuda or somethin LOL i've def played with him before and have no clue from what.... Sammy is cool, know him from before. And then uhhh that weird kid who had a three second vid, I hope he's out first. Ashley is on the red tribe I think? I LOVE HER she's literally my best ORG friend and she hasn't played in forever. Hope we get to a swap or merge without her doing something dumb first akhfdj. Patrick seems familiar I know he's old school and won HOS so that's cool. Eve seems cool never played with her but is that the same eve that does the challenge minis bc if so she knows im gonna pop off. Keaton good. Isaac good lol although I'm scared he'll come after me bc one time in his confessionals for a game we were in (i think indonesia?) eh talked about how big of a threat I was oops. maybe ashley will get him out for me LOL. and that austin guy seems cute, second game only awww. Black tribe has chloe YAYAYAY love her and excited to play with her. I think I'm on okay terms with Nick again, at least I really hope so lol bc bbclue was a mess but we kind of made up in ihos.... Vi/Cas I don't rlly know. payton seems like rhone but with a little more hair and less elderly wisdom. aidan's vid was weird but glad he got to the point I'm looking forward to this :) but I hope my tribe gets more active soon.

Okay so- Howdy! This is your cowboy speaking. I am going to go over my general strategy for the game and what I have done so far. I want to play a very physically/socially-centered meathead kind of game- a James Clement if you will. I want to try and win every challenge that I participate in and if we lose, I want to have 1 alliance with the strongest players that I will be 100% unwaveringly loyal to. Pretty basic stuff. So my alliance is with Owen and Sammy, which oddly enough- the last 2 Big Brother games I played, they were the people who got me out, respectively. Owen/Dana/Quill in BOTS and Sammy in Legacy3. So it's a risky group but this is the strategy that I outlined for myself so I'm gonna stick to it. They will be my F3 and I will literally ride with them until the wheels fall off. Until the hooves fall off, in western speak. I have no clue if they will be loyal to the end or try to target me on some point, but I have to try to keep them from eating the apple, because I'm not going to flip as my one-dimensional gameplan will not allow that! I confirmed with both of them that this is a trio they are good with, and the Pika-Dudes were born. I think it would be pretty rewarding for me if I could actually get them to stick together and make it to the end. But they could have other alliances on this tribe and vote me out this round for all I know, but so far my perspective is that they seem loyal Lastly, I suggested that we do the song "Before He Cheats" for the challenge, and that's the first time a tribe has ever taken my suggestion for the song, so I'm happy with that. I'll check back in if we lose the comp :)

okay so first confessional...honestly I am super excited to play with some of the people in this game. But I am just gonna talk about the challenge right now, umm so it's a music video which means.....hosts hate me...because I am always the one having to edit:,( okay so everyone got their videos to me finally except Nicole sent one vertically after I clearly said "@all plz film horizontally" so I just said bippity boppity bye. She seems sweet though and I don't want her to go anywhere soon. Anyways, Jared approached me with the idea of an alliance with me, him, and Owen which I'm totally fine with but I don't think I want to work with Jared like long game because idk if I can trust him to be like loyal to me. He is one of my fav people I just know it's a game. However I think if we go to tribal I probably would vote either Nicole or Xander. Not much confess right now except I am on a tribe with casper and his friends bc everyone forgot how to talk. alright that's it for nowwww.

#FuckMichael

What the fuck is Terlingua on someone better pray for my dude Aidan

VL: Oops

Omg yay!!!! We are safe for first tribal which I love. I'm starting to form pretty good bonds with issac,eve,and ashley so hopefully I can get it to where we all link up together for some kind of alliance.

Well so far it seems that Aidan, Chloe, Nick and I are in same mind set of voting off Payton. We shall see if it actually goes through. It’s really sad Bc the judges are all biased so now we have to vote someone out. Editing isn’t easy at all DX. I’m so sorry Payton if you’re do get voted out. You should move to the us to survive a bit longer ;-;

So my back’s been killing me all day. I thought it was from sleeping funny but clearly its from carrying this damn tribe.

This weekend was so flipping busy. I'm trying to get caught up at work before vacation and Matthew is here. I don't feel like I've gotten to bond with my tribe much. I'm glad to see Dylan A. We've not really gotten to play together much because he always gets voted out early in games we play but I don't think he will come for me and he's a bigger target than I. I like my tribe a lot. Jared is really funny and Sammy kicked butt in the challenge. I've talked to Owen a tad. I'm glad we didn't lose because I deserved to go home. I didn't get back from Erica's bday thing until 4 and then it wouldn't let me use the song I bought some it is copyrighted so I only had 30 sec then I couldn't get it to film horizontal. I'm a big ol mess. Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaw! 😂

Whew okay so I don't know anyone on my tribe (kinda) which is good but also a bit scary since its just 6 of us. Overall, I feel like everyone's a bit quiet and not too talkative. That being said, they might be talking a bunch in PMs. Right now, I am trying to stay under the radar and just be friendly with everyone. I really like Austin, Eve and Patrick right now. Keaton and Isaac are nice too but I dont really talk to them as much. If we would have lost this first immunity challenge I would have definitely wanted to vote for one of them. No official alliances yet but its still early so I think its okay. THANK FUCKING GOD WE WON. Okay well, we got 2nd but thats a win in my eyes. I just really hope I make it to jury and I will be happy so not being first boot is GREAT. Im trying to get this damn idol but I cant catch a fucking break and my ass keeps getting zapped... I dont think anyone has gotten the idol yet so I hope i get lucky and somehow get to it first. Here is how I see everyone as of right now: Austin: Probably my fave right now and hoping I can get into a f2 with him. He's funny and sweet and I feel like we get along and its pretty easy to talk to him. Eve: Eve is iconic! Want to work with her but I feel like she is really social so she might be a threat later on. Pat: Same as Eve, even though I just met him, I actually have known about him before since he is friends with some of my friends. I know he does good in games so he is someone I would like to see leave a bit sooner since I think he will be hard to get rid of later. But hes amazing and his video for the music video was ICONIC. I can see him and I becoming friends for sure. Keaton: Not much to say, I do know keaton from playing a game with him in the past but he was voted out first I think and then I hosted him in HOS but i wasnt super active in that one :) Anyway, I feel like we dont have much to talk about so I need to make more of an effort with him. I really wouldnt care to see him go tbh but who knows, this can definitely change if we start talking more. Isaac: omg okay so night one I go into everyones PMs to say hi and i notice that I already had messages with him which I found super weird because I didnt know who he was but I guess we kind of got into it like 3 years ago??? I told him I didnt remember this but i do. He was basically an asshole to me for no fucking reason. But this was 3 years ago so i really dont care so I hope he doesnt try to target me over it. He seems nice I guess but I havnt really talked to him much. In his defense he has been sick apparently but if we would have gone into this first TC I would have wanted to see him voted out first for sure.

Confessional 1: So right off the bat I talk a lot to everyone but Payton but my main issue is he’s probably not going so I’m gonna need to vote out someone I genuinely like right away. I think I’m decently connected and unless these guys are pulling off the best blindside ever I think I might possibly be semi safe??? Who knows though there’s a lot left of game to play this round so let’s let’s see who the votes will land on. I’m kinda trying to indirectly get my way but it’s like just not working out lol.

Its been a fun couple of days, im talking to my tribe and just feeling them out. Im very happy I don't have a history with any of them so I can just relax and start a clean state. Im a big fan of Jared and Sammy, but honestly nicole can go. She annoys me more than Jess's love of alcohol. I'm hoping to just chill and slide my way to merge where from there actually make moves and make my way to final 5 where we all know im gonna be voted out.

Idk what the fuck is going on lmao. I think I’m getting voted out because I haven’t talked to anyone but I’m trying to push the vote in cas instead but it might be too late because I just started talking to everyone cause I’ve been working too much.

https://youtu.be/bMY6mumIAQ0

Am I disappointed with my tribe? No. Am I disappointed with the outcome? Yes. I'm not a fan of these subjective challenges because the criteria literally changes everytime and all the judges (who are usually unqualified, uneducated and underemployed) seem to like to harp in on the most random shit like- I can't. And the fact that I, someone who never edited a fucking video before, had to do that shit just shows how useless my tribe is overall. Either useless or lazy but either way... I'm predicting a Matsing performance from this tribe. Why the fuck did I get placed here? So far people are fine but I don't /love/ anyone. Maybe I could put in more effort but like Chloe/Nick/Vi all seem fine and fun but like nobody I'm too connected with yet. I'm sure it'll come. Chloe and I seem to have the most similar personality but something tells me she's like connected idk. I don't see her going far with me. I see Nick/Vi being loyal though. Payton and Cas are like fine I guess but afaik they're the ones on the chopping block because of minimal socialization. I will be voting for Cas but honestly I don't care who goes home as long as it isn't me. I just want a tribe that isn't awful.

I like my tribe ok I guess. They’re all a girl or a gay except Keaton so that’s a plus. Despite my lack of participation in the first challenge due to my meningitis I’ve been assured that I should be safe on this tribe and I’ve been offered an alliance so we’ll see where that goes. I’m looking forward to beat sent home by Jared’s homophobic ass though. It’ll be fun

Dont sue me I'm dumb Okay this tribe is an interesting bunch, Ashley is great but scary, eve knows wtf is up, Pat and I are playing a game together rn, Issac... And Austin knows about me! Luckily we are safe but I think I can traverse this group without TOO much issue.

https://soundcloud.com/user-327042896/dylan-confess-1/s-HFs1s https://soundcloud.com/user-327042896/dylan-2/s-nVSd2 https://soundcloud.com/user-327042896/dylan-3/s-65KCP https://soundcloud.com/user-327042896/dylan-4/s-kLYio https://soundcloud.com/user-327042896/dylan-6/s-r6uNi

So like, love my tribe so far, I think Issac, myself Ashley and Austin are going to become a possible / close alliance, I also LOVE LOVE LOVE pat! What a fucking legend. Rly wanna try to work w him!! Idk dont wanna lose bc that means someone has to go :(

Dont sue me I'm dumb Okay this tribe is an interesting bunch, Ashley is great but scary, eve knows wtf is up, Pat and I are playing a game together rn, Issac... And Austin knows about me! Luckily we are safe but I think I can traverse this group without TOO much issue.