#im not vegan

[obsob]

the accolade ( the...the cat-olade...)

[iamaine]

When all the vegan options on a menu are also the 'healthy' options, rage and anger. Like, I get it, economic forces encourage it because enough other people do this because they like the idea of being Green and Healthy and Clean but not me. Let me get fucked up, I'm not doing this out of asceticism I am in fact a hedonist who loves the tasty things in life and enjoys sugar and fat and carbs and calories

[nyancrimew]

there are exactly three types of Mili songs:

this song means literally nothing and we made up a nonsense language specifically for this purpose

i met a vegan once and this made me so angry i had to write this vent song about it

robot otherkin mommy kink

[raps-hellion]

mini moon boys — aussie summer

[cannedweirdo]

WHAT pot pie

Unlimited chicken pot pie is good but watch out.

[vegautistic]

You do not need a leather jacket. You do not need a leather purse. You do not need those leather boots.

I truly do not care for the conversation around animal leather vs pleather - because you do not need leather. If both current options for leather-products are harmful for animals and the environment (leather kills + often contains plastic, and pleather is plastic) then you need to ditch the leather.

Do people forget that there are a myriad of perfectly good materials that exist that are neither exploitative of animals, or contribute to plastic production?

And before you come at me saying that there are circumstances in which certain animal-based materials (or their alternatives) are necessary - regardless of if that is true, that is not what this conversation is largely about. It’s about people who WANT it because they like it. They like the feel, the aesthetics, whatever.

Most people do not need this shit. They want it. They care more about their desires for pretty things than they ever will for the animals or the environment. You people are just greedy.

[sabertoothwalrus]

hey thanks for sharing about your nickel allergy! I've always been extremely topically sensitive to nickel, like.... small welts from plated nickel jewelery after just a few hours of wear and it never occurred to me that would impact food until i saw your tags the other day. ive been working as a barista for the last year serving and eating oat milk, oatmeal and granola because my cafe is celiac friendly and very gluten free ........ ☠️ so finding this out has really been a game changer! and also, solidarity - oats are in everything 😭

matcha oat lattes are apparently traps designed specifically to hurt people with nickel allergies

[oldmanpusspuss]

there really is a weird trend on here where people want to dunk on vegans so hard they become like. capitalism bootlickers like. Theres no ethical consumption under capitalism!!! Unless it's about animal welfare or environmentalism then OF COURSE profit-driven mega farms are the exception they would NEVER EVER abuse animals or migrant workers or cause environmental harm 😌

[callmekamel]

New Carlos Diehz's vampire now you know what THAT means!!!!

[adulthoodisokay]

the most infuriating part of making a big pot of whatever food when you’re single is that you then are cursed to eating that one food for like 5 days

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[pansyfemme]

Please be careful trying veganism. Pretty much every vegan I've met has had severe health issues like gastric blockages, anemia, heart failure, seizures, ect. It's really not sustainable long term, that's why most traditional vegan countries have so much malnutrition. They're basically killing themselves slowly.

me when i have zero sources

[juuria]

jjk doodles durin work

[astapips]

why did i wait to read hannigram fic until i made my dinner. i had steak. i got nauseous. then remembered im eating vegan steak. vegans win bc they can eat and consume hannibal content comfortably

[cookie-lore-keeper]

Gonna do a thing where I show a cookie's ingredients and also an explanation on how they reproduce is in here

The witches have entrusted me with information on cookies, each cookie's ingredients, whether they're made by the witches or not, etc, etc. Boring stuff you probably don't care about. Let's just say I have too much time and too many old books in my archives (no relation to the City of Wizards. Mine are WITCHES archives).

But, I have the recipe for each Cookie on Earthbread, which shows how some of these cookies are made. Here's an example with Clover Cookie's ingredients!

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We don't include the ingredients such as personality traits, talent, etc, since those are always fluctuating, and those are ingredients gathered through life. So, while Strawberry Crepe Cookie is right when they mention Clotted Cream Cookie's 2% connivingness, we tend not to include such things.

Strawberry jam, life powder, and flour are always present. Sometimes, we can use sugar substitutes, but not often.

Anyways, explaining how ingredients work.

Cookies made by other cookies and not by the witches have a unique way of producing other cookies. Cookies who want to have a child will use parts of their own dough (little parts so that it heals. Don't crumble your arm off!). Since this dough already contains life powder, strawberry jam and all the other vital things, the cookies don't need to go and seek it out (like many humans believe). Cookies will use various means to get the dough soggy again and good for baking. They will then search for other ingredients to add to the dough.

It's important to note that the offspring will always have some of the parents' ingredients. While many assume Tiger Lily Cookie has no juice in her dough, her dough actually contains both juice and berries! Her Resonate Ingredient, a Tiger Lily, is just more prominent.

A Resonate Ingredient can be both added or might even just be there before extra ingredients are added. Dark Cacao Cookie, as an example. His resonate Ingredient is a Dark Cacao Bean, but his son, Dark Choco Cookie's, resonate Ingredient is a Dark Cocoa Bean, because the process of baking him roasted and processed the bean(s) in his dough. Even though Dark Cacao Cookie most likely bred asexually and didn't tamper with the dough much, the Resonate ingredient was still different (even if still a bit similar).

Parents can shape the flavor and scent of their young by their ingredients. A child won't always have the same flavor or scent as it's parents.

Once complete, the dough is put into a special oven built for them (usually found in hospitals and such), where the fresh dough can safely be baked. The process allows all the mixed material to form, including the life powder, which gives the baby Cookie life. Then, out comes a baby dough.

Even out of the oven, the dough is still a bit soft. Don't worry though. It'll harden with time. It's important for freshly baked dough to get a lot of sunlight so their dough remains crunchy and healthy.

Cookies can breed asexually and even have more than 2 parents because of this procedure. If two or more cookies want to have a child together, they each take parts of their dough off and mix it together.

This was all used just so I could show Clover Cookie's ingredients, but I got too excited to explain Cookie Reproduction... But, if you want to see more pages from my ingredients book, just ask me!

[elfnboy]

At some point, even the most staunch non-vegan has to acknowledge that the way we eat meat as Americans is literally killing the planet. They have to acknowledge that the state has a vested interest in keeping vegan/lab grown products from becoming adapted on a wide scale. Their denial of making a choice that would be good for all of humanity is exactly what the government wants of them; passiveness. Acting like vegans have this faux sense of superiority and you shouldnt listen to them IS propaganda, no matter how true it is on an individual basis. You're not being revolutionary by shitting on vegans and eating livestock, you're just being a tool

[gunkbaby]

tumblr users ranting about the death of media literacy and critical thinking vs an anti-vegan post with zero sources