#im not taking any chances

[dylawas-reblogs]

So we all still agree that someone coming into your inbox with a GoFundMe is probably a scam right. Or did I miss a memo somewhere that those are legit now

[froggybrainz]

@sweetpayaso @seas1mping @sillysarahsthings @ellzilla @officialcreepypastareheated @thebananaiscold @artingteal

Hello dear!

Sorry for bothering you, but it's important to remind you to turn off your asks for a few days! Bad things are going to happen on Tumblr soon...

Don t know anything about this but BETTER BE SAFE EVERYBODY!!!!!!

[ruporas]

the blank ticket in your hand is just waiting to be filled in.

happy birthday vash! (ID in alt text)

[thecoolsquirrel]

Chapter 7;Heartslabyul

OH MY GOSH IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS I MISS THEM i selfishly skipped some the octavinelle chapters and Savanaclaw

,,was thinking about the hcs dontrememberifitwasacanonconversation that deuce would be a police officer and how adeuce+yuu would be hanging out as adults and she'd be so proud of him and then remembered yuu isnt part of this world SO UHM reminded me of that one scene from the quiet place but with Ace </3

[marsti]

i am not joking when i say trolls have gotten shittier at what they do. successful trolling and flamebait is a lost art. nowadays they just send you an ask like "it's really problematic that you did XYZ" expecting you to get angry and defensive. and thats because most people have honestly really failed to adapt to this kind of trolling? it keeps working, they keep doing it.

if an anon criticizes you all like "im a lesbian and-" or "im a trans man and-" or "im a poc and-" or whatever thats your queue to disregard everything they say. because you cant verify that. you have to internalize that it's in your best interest to treat all annoying anons as being sent by the same white middle class american cishet guy named kyle, and he just has a lot of free time and no friends.

"but what if it's not kyle! what if theyre actually a lesbian/trans man/poc/&c?" well theyre not looking for open discussion, if they were they wouldnt send an anon ask. so it literally doesnt matter, treat them as if theyre kyle anyway. and remember youre not a public figure youre literally just blogging, you dont need to be "held accountable" for anything.

and same goes for "thoughts on [controversial topic]?" and "why did you do [accusation]?" type anon asks. thats kyle again, hes just gotten bored with claiming every marginalized identity under the sun. if they wanna prove theyre not kyle all they gotta do is uncheck that box.

[ch1zzie]

The original in the bottom

Plus the picture I mainly drew but decided to draw the rest for funny

[citycrows]

Captain Maki's special strike force (yes I'm still on this)

Someone is missing but I can't decide who.

[ratatatastic]

our catmin of course is having their fun and by that i mean try to get everyone in trouble with sasha by putting his face on a golf ball and giving it to them to catalogue their varying levels of fear and enthusiasm at the idea of hitting their captain

Cats Classic | 9.16.24 (x)

[queerasian]

“I guess the one that was most impactful for me was when we are having dinner - when they are having dinner -” jeremy strong continuing to make me feel a thousand inexplicable emotions (link)

[dykedvonte]

I also just realized that we really only get the 7 days before the crash to really see the people Curly and Anya were before the crash. It's not even the full seven days. We get the first two and the last two with a gap in the time for what could have gone down.

I just realized how vague it was and how quickly it all happened. They are such small moments and such short glimpses. She's only just told Curly two days before the crash. The next she told Jimmy and Curly had to confront him. It's further implied right after that conversation, Curly goes to collect himself and figure things out and Jimmy immediately crashes the ship, once he's far enough to not stop him, cause he knows Curly would never truly allow it to happen.

But he takes that as the okay to go ahead, because in the long time he's known Curly, that's always been the okay.

The difference in the gaps in the timeline really just paint a bigger less explained but more obvious picture.

[anthemsofsuccess]

happy presidents day to the three presidents that weren’t human trash and no it’s not just because they’re nice to look at. and i’m posting this at 11pm not bc i totally forgot but bc i’m just cool like that

[strawberrysnipes]

LOVECORE ICHIKA ICONS!!!

for @lovesick-level-up 's third ani event!!

lovecore or gaming

please like/rb if you use/save!

[ranticore]

love ishmael's jorts (or jants). boyguy of all time

those are his tumblr-blue censorship jeggings. he has to wear them if he wants to be on this website

[flygefisk]

✨ commission flash sale 2!!! ✨ done, thank you!

i'm looking to take on two quick comms for 25$-ish. 25 can get you a lot of things, turns out! i am pretty flexible but here are a few things i can offer you for the low low price of 25$:

one color half/fullbody piece, depending on complexity!

two my little pony character designs! (including redesigning a fr dragon or other character as a pony!)

three color busts!

three color minis! (complex designs will be simplified)

i would greatly prefer to take just one order for the full 25 but i can also do 2-3 smaller orders. turnaround should be 1-2 days at most. dm me here or on fr at kender #14538 if interested!

[habibisagi]

thinking about alpha kaiser. should i explode

[archerdork]

spoilers for ofmd s2e8 - a discussion of the decision to do That to You Know Who

i guess my biggest issue is that you should have seen the end coming because it makes sense narratively, so in a way you did see it coming, but the show has spent two seasons subverting expectations and chucking logic out the window, so in the context of the universe they've created it fucking doesn't make sense.

I know it narratively makes sense to tie Izzy's arc off like this, but this show has gone to great fucking lenghts to show it doesn't give a toss about sense or how you're supposed to tell a story. The plot armour has been so thick for two seasons it's genuinely ridiculous, but that's the show and now this is the audience it's amassed. You think I've spent all this time watching these idiots strut around an ocean the size of a bathtub powered by nothing but spite and a gaydar because I value logic above all else? You think I like the show despite it's narrative insanities, not because of it?

Spending a season on Izzy's emotional and mental journey only to kill him off in the end does makes a certain literary sense. Him dying surrounded by the family he finally accepted and who accepted him in turn makes literary sense. His death allowing Ed to let go of the last of Blackbeard makes literary sense.

In the real world.

But we've spent two seasons in Pirate Muppet Land, with it's bathtub size ocean where everyone can find anyone, where wounds heal the moment they're patched up, where crocs and paparazzis paperazzis exists in 18th century. I'm not here for realism, I'm here for the insanity. I'm here for the workplace romcom where this community of queer idiots can laugh and cry and have their drama and, yes, a boatload (ha) of angst but it's fine because it is about them, the plot only there to further their personal journeys no matter how unrealistic that plot turns out to be. They created Something, something new and different and hopeful, and then made a single decision that went against everything they'd built so far because? Logic? I genuinely don't know.

Ultimately I'm happy with this season. I had so much goddamn fun. I enjoyed the ending, though for the personal journeys it concluded rather than story it actually told. This season was way too rushed, for which I assume we should largly blame HBO. The cast and crew did what they could with what they had.

Still though.

I said at some point during this season that I "genuinely can’t see a scenario where they kill off any of the crew, it’s just not that kind of show". Turns out it decided to be that kind of show, with the worst decision they could make. Killing off Izzy does make literary sense. Which, in context of the show so far, makes it goddamn unrealistic.

It's not a good plot twist to pull the rug from out under the audience if the rug is actually a carpet floor you've spent the whole season nailing down.