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Spotify wrapped!! <333
#music#Spotify wrapped#spotify#im not surprised y'all#mindless self indulgence#ashnikko#dazey and the scouts#baby bugs#i love icp#im not embarrassed#destroy boys#chappell roan#insane clown posse#msi#i love the description “Mallgoth Roller Skating Dance-Punk”
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zoro and kiku's whole thing was so fun and endearing :) like never underestimate the besties potential of a Hater and a 12 ft tall swordswoman that he keeps bullying into breaking her cover. but when he saw her severed arm flop down 100 feet from the roof in onigashima and just went fuuuuuuuuck. kiku. can someone toss me up there i think my girl just got maimed
#can't believe the first thing he says to her is wow you're a big woman and she's like haha yeah <3#like it's surprising how careful the crew is about making sure the samurai have THEIR MOMENT and then he sees her arm and is like nvm#nvm get me up there why the fuck and i wasting time with y'all#roronoa zoro#kiku one piece#one piece#wano arc#and a few episodes later when robin was like yeah i also saw the severed arm. sorry.#it's 7 am why am i posting one piece. i have a job. im working my job rn#zokiku
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y'all new kinktober ideas wont leave me be, halloween is my fav holiday too so im all about it....so i went to the movies tonight and omfg.
what about beetlejuice!gojo ?????
lmfao no but like not really he wouldnt be as gross kjdhajsh, but i was thinking what if gojo like was a ghost who couldn't move on and was like obsessed with you and played all kind of pranks on you and especially scared away any type of guy you brought around.
idk... ill think about this more lol.
#y'all i thought about sukuna but he gives freddy vibes which i already am gonna write for#istg im not a gojo girlie#but this idea would be super cute#and he would be annoying enough#can you imagine#saying gojo 3 times summons him#and he like takes u to the afterlife and you see sugu and everyone else all jdhvfjdhvbsdjh#and hes like yeah this my wife kjhdsjkhdfkjvdfh#y'all beetlejuice was my SHIT as a child#even the cartoon#i need to rewatch the original soon#but if you see this idea#dont be surprised fjhkjhsdfkjhvsd#✎ᝰ𝓀𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓉¢σσкѕ#✎ᝰ𝓀𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓉¢σσкє∂тнαт#•𐦍 𝓀𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓉тαℓк#gojo satoru x reader#gojo x reader#gojo smut#gojo satoru smut#satoru x reader#gojo x reader smut
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Congrats on the loss boys. Love Wins <3
#worst ship poll 2023#they lost IMMEDATELY#the fact they were pit against one of the biggest ships is so funny#im still surprised they made it in#just bc i didn't think they were that notable#i cracked up seeing my ships but seeing ekurei made it personal LOL#like the hell are y'all doing here#i get that they're a lil ugly but#it felt like seeing a grocery store cupcake at a cake competition#where everyone is hitting the cakes with a bat#i wanted to add seri and teru but it would've added 2 more hrs#mp100#reigen arataka#dimple#ekubo#ekurei#my art#gonna take a short break from the challenge to make other mp100 fanart#also i rly love how this turned out!!! it was supposed to stay a sketch#but here we are
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GUESS WHO'S FUCKING!! WORKING ON ANOTHER ANIMATIC!!!
AND COOKING HARDER THAN EVER!!!!
#jane journals#self insert talk#💙 oh captain my captain 💙#AND ITS REX AND BREAAAAAAA#ITS THE ONE TO THAT EPIC SONG THAT I GOT BRAIN BLASTED WITH#ITS GOING SO SO SO WELL SO FAR IM SURPRISED TBH#AND OUGGGHHHHHHHH#im kinda tempted to make it like???#and anniversary thing?? like maybe ill polish it up a bit and then release it on our third anniversary 🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖#AND MAYBE ILL GET TOO IMPATIENT WHO KNOWS#first i gotta finish the damn thing#im only stopping rn cause its 2am and i gave myself a time limit#my poor adoring partner has been sleepin since six 🥺#i dont wanna disturb them too late#ok goodniiiiiiight y'all
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re-entering the cirque du freak fandom in 2023 be like
#tw eye strain#cirque du freak#the saga of darren shan#im sure the manga version is particularly expensive bc its out of print or something-#but gd what a bummer! i remember back in the 2010s i could buy all of em at a used book store for like 5$ a pop#and now im so disappointed in myself for not picking them up when i could T-T#to y'all its probably no fucking surprise i read this is my formative years??#if you've seen my J&H ocs you'll likely find my version of Hyde bears a resemblance to manga!Steve lmao#it was completely unintentional during the designing process but ig this series was more formative for me than i thought bc i unconciously-#mimicked that style??? soul eater lookin ass
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Ok i finished that mouthwashing or whatever the name is game that my fruends recommended .eand that i was seeing all over twitter and tumblr and even tiktok on the rare moments i open it... Why so many of u fucjing weirdos like jimmy... and it's not in a "well written villain" way either some of you fucks are genuinely making fanart about him as a uwu baby and about him and curly wth is wrong with u people
"It's just a game character" absolutely and he happens to be a rapist and all i have seen before even playing this game is non ironic fanart of this fucker and people completly ignoring the victims of the story
Cool game tho, thanks for the friends who said i should play it
#somehow im not surprised#but it was a shock when i first played it#because i saw it all over the place but without any context#and when i did have context it got worse#so again wth guys#mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#im so sorry girl#jimmy mouthwashing#this fucker if he really has stans i hope y'all know u REEK#it's giving the time i found out the wolfenstein villains had fans#if u dont know what game that us give it a look :)#dont get me wrong its a game of complex characters including curly and his enabling of jimmy's bullshit by not doing anything#until well it was already waaaay too late lol#but the fact JIMMY SPECIFICIALLY HAS FANS??? oh hell no wtf
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ik my followers may not rlly care about this but I've been obsessed with transformers for the past two weeks or so (thanks tf one.)
so have some soundwave
transformers are so different than what I'm used to drawing it's hard man
also my oc Ripsaw with some dadwave (I'm a sucker for father figures and soundwave is literally a dad IDC)
#transformers#soundwave#tf oc#transformers oc#transformers g1#ig..?#I mean thats basically his g1 design so yeah#im so in love with himmm#not sonic related sorry y'all#lees art#tho dont be surprised if this blog turns into a sonic and tf blog for a bit#also ripsaw here is the oc ive been so fixated on for a week#ripsaw
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they are on my whiteboard now
#yes i still think about them. some crumbs for you rggheads#ourghhh goromi... prettyy ....#rgg#ryu ga gotoku#goromi#majima goro#kiryu kazuma#skrunkart#theyre going away soon bc im using this whiteboard to practice hiragana but i thought they looked nice enougj to post :3#also if you're wondering the hiragana thing STARTS TODAY so thats why i havent been telling y'all my adventures#in like. baby beginner japanese#frankly im surprised it didn't happen sooner but whatever#ough drawing them is so nice. byeah
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So I put on this netflix show, in their tradition of being extremely obvious with names its called Mech Cadets, and its an alien-mecha human-pilot fight-the-giant-bug-aliens story. My first complaint is that the alien mechas are called Robo's. Wow exciting /sarcasm. Anyway thats totally forgiven because 1 the story actually makes choices and puts the characters through consequences instead of like hinting at oh it something bad gonna happen psych we dont have the guts for that. Its a kid/teen show so its not super dark but it follows through and goes the places it needs to.
2, and maybe most importantly, I gotta talk about the disability rep. There's four teens chosen by the alien mechs to be their drift-compatible pilots (I think im using that correctly? Im not super informed on the genre but I know some), and we see straight away that one of the guys has a prosthetic leg from the thigh down, and uses it as an example to tell the main protagonist, hey none of us are perfect we dont have to be perfect we just need to be human. The next episode the mechas are given human-designed weapons to fight with, and the disabled kid gets these flippy sticks I cant quite work out. One of them gets a staff, the other gets this glove for punching, story moves on. Then a bug-alien-antagonist gets into the teens dorm and while fighting it, the alien dismembers the guys prosthetic. He immediately grabs his crutches and goes to town on it with his crutches, and balancing on them to kick with his one good foot*. Then they disconnect the rest of the prosthetic and use its sharp edge to kill the alien. And then he just moves around on his crutches with no comment and Ill cut myself off there so I dont spoil the whole thing.
Except, a couple episodes later, Im watching him in the mech fighting and moving around, and I realise that his giant fuck-off monster attacking weapons ARE A PAIR OF CRUTCHES. Theyre his fucking WEAPONS. Thats cool as fuck!
#is it mech and not mecha and im making a fool of myself? I just cant quite bear to call them Robos im sorry#Mech Cadets#Theres more nice stuff about the disability rep but I want to leave some surprises for y'all when you watch it#The animation is ok theres one character who's face sometimes looks a bit plastic and moves a bit janky imho but otherwise its alright#I also definitely want more about the robos as people because theyre intelligent but theyre also a bit treated like machines#and not sentient beings#but they clearly are sentient#theres definitely themes happening about how alive they are but its not properly dug into yet. if they get a second season I definitely wan#more on them#like why did they just show up to earth to partner with people and fight the bug aliens? where are they from? whats their motivation?#but in a I want more world building way not in a wow this is shit world building way#anyway#mine#disability rep#disability representation#its got some really fun vibes#*his one foot. he doesnt have a good foot and a bad foot he just has a foot. getting him mixed in my head with Kaz Brekker and his cane
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woah!! hi!! that's a lot of you in a very short time!! thank you all for liking my drawings enough to stick around! :>
#i've been having a blast with haikyuu and im really excited to draw more!#i. honestly didnt expect the fandom to be as active as it is lmao i was ready to come party at a graveyard and send my stuff into the void#for whoever was left to see and enjoy ksdjfs#happily surprised though! interacting with the community is fun and y'all have been really sweet :>#it could partly be because the movie came out this year? maybe?#aughhh i cant BELIEVE i got into it too late to watch the dumpster battle in theaters 😭#a coworker of mine has the themed cup from it and im sooo jealous augh i want a hinata and kenma cup too#anyway!! im procrastinating work atm so i should get back to it lmao thanks again for being here y'all! :>#raps talks
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10 First Lines
Rules: Share the first line of your last ten published works or as many as you are able to and see if there are any patterns!
Thanks for tagging me @im-not-buying-it-ether!
1. Pretty Little Thing: No one was going to save him.
2. A Day Worth Celebrating: Captain Marvel gently landed on the ground, holding the trembling figure of Beautia Sivana in his arms.
3. A Mind Of His Own: Billy sat dejectedly in the corner booth of Pop’s Place, staring out of the window without really paying attention to anything happening on the other side of the glass.
4. The Lies We Tell Our Children (Are the Ones We Tell Ourselves): Chaos.
5. Blinding Light: Duke opened the door as quietly as he could.
6. The Legend of Nightwing and Flamebird: On Krypton there were few stories as timeless as that of Nightwing and Flamebird.
7. Metamorphosis: “Can I tell you a secret?”
8. The Freedom of Mercury: There was no freedom greater than that of feeling the wind in your hair.
9. The Fearlessness of Achilles: Courage was not the same as fearlessness, but rather the ability to persevere despite one’s fears.
10. The Judgement of Zeus: Not everyone could handle true power.
I'm not sure if I see any patterns here except maybe that I like somewhat abstract opening lines (though for the last three that was intentional).
I'll tag a couple people but if you see this and want to join in you should totally do it!
@stormnox , @billy-and-friends , @puppetwoman17 @penny-anna and @cerealboxlore
#ask me whatever you want y'all#ask game#this is so fun#i love that the longest title here has the shortest sentence#shazam#billy batson#dc captain marvel#im surprised#that only half of these are about Billy#but i wrote for a bunch of other characters recently so its kind of cool to see
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Ch 17 of Sweet & Sour Dipplins is dropping in a few hours. In the meantime, here's some out of context photos for your enjoyment lol
#no context allowed#my fics#dipplinshipping#kieran pokemon#kieran x juliana pokemon#juliana x kieran pokemon#kieran x juliana#juliana pokemon#juliana x kieran#theres other things I wanted to include but I honestly want y'all to just be surprised#im gonna go back to maniacally and nervously laughing#the hints in this one is gonna step it up a notch and I'm scared but also thrilled oh GOD
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I mostly just reblog shit and don't often talk about anything, but sometimes I just gotta.
I have a lot of opinions that I keep to myself, and there's a huge rant behind this that isn't worth going into, so at the risk of getting water-filtered as a dirty liberal I'm just gonna put this out there:
It's not about lEsSeR oF tWO eViLs it's about whether we wanna fully and permanently destroy the brakes on the runaway fascism train, so go ahead and block me if you're actively discouraging others from voting blue in 2024 and/or deliberately bullying people out of it by throwing around social justice buzzwords, blanket generalizations, emotionally charged accusations, and outright character assassination for wrongthink.
Thanks!
#it's the US it's always been evil#if you're surprised by that idk what to tell you#“oh no the genocide country is supporting genocide again#so we might as well let them round up the queers and criminalize divorce“#lol#lmao even#us politics#2024 elections#voting is one (1) tool in the toolbox#its not the most important but we have never been so close to losing it entirely#and y'all act like one ballot is supposed to bring the revolution#and throw tantrums when it doesn't#im fuckin tired#free palestine
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low effort screenies for a low effort man
#marso#mgp#jett knight#he's actually doing well for himself#im surprised??#also im posting screenshots as they happen in game#y'all are getting a minute by minute recap of his life
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Are divorces a thing in cybertronian culture? Like, spark bonding is basically marriage but more extreme in the sense that their literal souls are being bound together, but can it be broken? If it is but very rare I’d imagine that their version of divorce is seen as very shocking (possibly even seen as blasphemy to some religious bots) to others.
Because of the variety of relationships on Cybertron, which can be different between city-states and caste, there are several kinds of marriages that are accepted throughout the planet.
Conjunx Endura is the legal process of it. It's mainly based on the Acts of Affirmation and other additional regional concessions.
Because Iacon is the birthplace of Functionism, the city-state requires the pair to register as "Primary" and "Secondary" Conjunxes. By their mandates, it's the party with the higher caste that becomes the Primary Conjunx. If both are from the same caste, then the one with more wealth and/or political acumen.
Polyhex, unlike her sister-cities, mainly relies on legal paperwork to declare their statuses. This is due to their highly unstable terrain and loosely connected towns and villages. While still a passionate and artistic culture, it created a cold, very pragmatic mindset when it comes to relationships. Their courts that involve family matters can be viciously ugly for different reasons.
Legal spouses have the option to split and go separate ways.
Mecha can have multiple Conjunxes.
Bonded by spark marriages are a whole other shebang. While highly romantic with many spiritual and religious connotations, it's a permanent thing until death... with the surviving party following their bondmate soon after.
Despite what the media depicts, a deep connection isn't formed with a single passionate, yet shallow press. That could yield a sparklet but not a solid bond.
It's mainly due to the highly coveted Resonants status. It's where two (or more) sparks are ridiculously compatible with each other to the point the separate sparks immediately latch into a deep connection, overwhelming the respective mecha's wishes.
Bondmates have the unique ability to ping each other's general location. It isn't a specific set of coordinates, but they can get a pull to a direction, no matter the distance and suppression tools.
Highly-tuned and well-established bondmates would have the capability to 'feel' each other's emotional states.
Throughout Cybertron's history, many parties have taken advantage of spark marriages, both for personal and political gain, such as two warring parties reconciling with two high party members spark-bonding.
The most (in)famous pair are Megatronus and Solus. While the most widespread tale is their tragic romance that ended with Megatronus killing Solus, there are tales and myths of them taking more lovers, separate and together.
Because of the highly risky nature and uncomfortable level of raw intimacy, this extreme kind of political marriage usually has witnesses to the initial martial bed. Both to verify the authenticity and to mitigate any potential assassination or murder-suicide during the orns-long bonding sessions. (The closest equivalent would be a secluded month-long honeymoon and consummation ceremony. Traditionally witnessed by a senior priest and medic team to vet it and to use their considerable combined strength if necessary...)
There had been tales of survivors, but that usually included the necessity of another intimate sparkbond to stabilize them.
Vos and Praxian do have records of survivors within triads and trines. Researchers of the city-states have proposed that the trine bonds allowed the backlash to be shared with two others. The immense stress would be painful yet not fatal, provided the two members were alive.
Seekerkin cities have a specific relationship status for successful heat-induced couplings.
Much to Vos, Praxus, and Polyhex's annoyance and bemusement, other city-states reclassify this kind of status as a "marriage" as they gave up trying to figure this out in addition to Seekerkin's convoluted social structures and kinship-ties.
Heat-couplings have protected statuses in regards to sharing medical information, finances, and can define custody between the carrier's and sire(s)' flocks.
An 'annulment' can happen should the sparklet(s) fizzle out before dropping down.
#ask#transformers#cybertronian culture#cybertronian biology#bitlets#sparklings#pregnancy#maccadam#my thoughts#tf headcanons#im honestly surprised by the lack of “sparkbonding assassination” takes#i like to imagine there's a short window of opportunity to kill your nemesis without destroying yourself#hence why witnesses especially a medic became absolutely necessary#y'all know shotgun weddings?#Cybertron has “clamp weddings”#where the witnesses “clamp” the newlyweds to ensure the stirrings of a bond should the parties are unable are “unwilling to perform”
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