#im gonna go back to maniacally and nervously laughing

[dipplinduo]

Ch 17 of Sweet & Sour Dipplins is dropping in a few hours. In the meantime, here's some out of context photos for your enjoyment lol

[therapy-ghost]

I had to ask my dad cause I keep forgetting it.😭😭 He said it was Asperger’s but a news article said it’s an offensive term so I don’t know what it’s called and neither does he. (I finished asking but I googled what the new term was, and it’s Asd I think. Google didn’t explain it well😫)

But the request is Reader is dating Freddy Freeman, but like is low-key obsessed with his alter ego, Captain Everything. It’s all they talk about when Freddy mentions heroes. So with the help of Billy, he has Reader meet his alter ego. (Reader doesn’t know they the same person, if it’s not clear) Just a lot of fluff cause I love Freddy so muchhhjjjjjh

Hello again! I was wondering when you were going to be back and what type of writing you wanted and this is not what i was expecting(in the best way possible)!!! Warnings; meantion Autism(Im sorry if ive depicted it wrong in anywayT-T), swearing, im hoping no OOC, longer then usual one shot... and tell me if theres anymore warnings to add!.

GN!Reader x Freddy Freeman

From a young age; your parents, teachers and class mates saw you as strange; always bringing up that one topic that yuo would always bring up whenever you could, and sometimes it was fun, but eventually those peole started to not want to talk to you.

When you reached middle school; You had found yourself a community online that would rant about the very topic you had grown fixed on, Superheroes, thats all they would talk about.

It was your save place where you can place yourself in your own world and rant forever on who's a better hero; Superman or Batman? Obviously Batman!

but in the end you still found yourself lonely in the sea of online friends, cause well... they were online, and sometimes you would be stuck in the real world where you couldnt talk to them.

But that was untill you meet Freddy Freeman; a crutch wielding superhero maniac who instandly caught your attention(And maybe even your heart) in sciences.

And Freddy was not gonna lie when saying that you did the same.

The two of you started to hang out; most of the time with the company of Billy who always felt like he was third wheeling even if he was in a whole other building.

Eventually you two had asked each other out on the very same date and proceeded to believe you had a psychic connection; Match made in heaven to be more accurate.

And right now; after 3 months of you to being officially a thing, were laying on the floor of him and Billy's shared room ranting about hero's, like you always did.

"-Come on! he's dark, mysterious, most likely rich, and has a most of gotham and maybe even the whole world fearing him; you cant say that superman in better then Batman when every villain and civilian knows what his weakness is but doesnt even know where the heck batman is majority of the time" You argued with Freddy, who laughed at your statement and nodded a bit.

"Ok you have a point; but Superman in the man of steel, and whats batman? A depressed man in an emo cosplay that scares people by being a furry-" Freddy's statement made you gasp and hit him on the arm.

"How Dare You!" You playfully yelled; Freddy laughed at this.

"Fine; next is... Shazam or Captain Everypower?" Freddy asked, sounding a bit more excited aout this one then the others.

"Oh come on, am I a fucking joke to you; Captain Everypower all the way!" You cheered abit, sitting up, which Freddy followed along with doing.

"A-And why is that?" He asked in a nervous manner, which you didnt notice, all you did was stand up and get really excited.

"He's funny, he's powerful, he's decent on the officiency level, he's quick with his job, he puts people before himself; and like, you Shazam does the same thing but whats sets them apart is that Captain Everypower is just so much better looking" you made a fainting motion at the end of your rant.

Freddy's excitment in your statement went unnoticed by you once again as he nervously figgeted in place.

"-And it would be so cool to meet him! I bet it feel like a dream to be around him! And to touch his skin; Ive always wondered what bullet proff skin feels like!" You fanned over captain everything "Wouldnt it?" You sat back up and got really close to Freddy, who was panicking on what to say.

"O-Oh you, he's a r-really cool guy; met him a few times, great guy-"

"Does This Mean You Know Him!" You squealed in excitement.

"Y-Yeah, we're practically best friends" Freddy lied, bullets of sweat rolled down his face as he tried to to stumble over his words to much.

"Why didnt you tell me?" You asked Freddy.

"Because h-he wanted it to be a secret; and I was like why, and he was like cause its for your safety" Freedy shakely explained.

"But Why now?" You kepted asking questions to get the answers you needed.

"um....Be-because... He has agreed t-to meet...you" He lied through his teeth, only digging his own grave of regrets more.

You froze, shocked as to what he was say but to stunned to see through his semi-lies.

Um.. are you-"

"Oh My Gosh! Freddy! Thank You! You Are So Cool!" You cheered, jumping at him to get a big hug.

"n-no problem"

"When do I get to meet him? where? what time?" you asked frantically.

"Uhhh... tomorrow, after school, the convenience store down the street; O-of course if h-he's free that is" Freddy shakely answered; making you stand back up and cheer in glee.

"Oh I cant wait: I need to head home but I will see you tomorrow!" And with that you rushed out of the house.

"Wow, that was something" Billy walked over and leaned on the door frame, watching as Freddy panicked.

"What the fuck have I gotten myself into.... Can you help me?"

"Nope" Billy said

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The next day you basically floated down the hall you were so happy; and it was very clear to both Billy and Freddy as to how excited you were.

"How did you get me in this plan again?" Billy asked.

"Cause you care for me and I care for the fact that Captain Everypower has a super fan that is hot" Freddy whisper yelled to Billy, who sighed.

"Fine: so the plan is that distract superfan while you get out of school and ready for the little rendez-vous?" Billy asked, making Freddy nodded as the bell rang for the last class of the day.

They nodded to each other and walked off.

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The bell hadnt even rang and you were running out of class, to excited to meet Captain Everypower.

You rushed down the hall and to the front door, but before you could get off school grounds, Billy Baston appeared infront of you.

"Hey... um...." Billy hadnt though of a distraction.

"Oh Hi Billy" You Happily said"Whats up?"

"Um...whats got you so smiley?" He asked as he watched behind you as Freddy walked off school grounds as quickly as possible.

"Im going off to meet Captain Everypower" You said with pride, making Billy fake a surprised expression.

“Wow, thats really cool-“ Billy nodded.

“Yeah! well, i have to get going! Bye!” you cheered as you almost bolted off.

“W-wait! Um, Freddy wanted me to tell you that he is unable to make it to the meet up you are having” Billy covered up, panicking a bit more at you excitement.

“Oh, why?”

‘Shit!’ Billy mentally cursed.

“Well, um, he’s-“

“He’s helping me with a projected in art” Darla came butting in the save the day, leaving Billy in relief.

“Oh well, tell him ill see him later; Bye you too” You then ran off; leaving Billy to really let out a sigh of relief and walk home with Darla.

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You waited patiently by the convenience store, waiting the arrival of Captain Everypower in his bright blue super-suit and curly hair that reminded you of Freddy’s in a way.

You were almost jumping down the street at how exhilarated you are for this encounter with the hero and types of questions you would attack the hero with; where did he get his powers? What’s the suit made of? What’s it like to fly? What its-

Your thoughts were interrupted by wind crashing down behind you, you turned yourself to see a very frantic looking Captain everypower.

He looked around a few times before spotting you, then straight into himself out.

“Evening citizen” He said, putting his hands on his hips as he broaden his shoulders.

You were gonna faint at how cool this was.

“I heard from my very good friend, Freddy Freeman, that you, my friend, are a fan of me” He confidently walked over, but not with out stumbling a bit; which concerned you.

“Are you ok? You look tired; Do you need to site down?” You frantically asked.

"O-oh yeah, just was off saving the day and s-stuff before coming here" He waved you off, but his responce excited you.

"What type of 'saving the day'?" You asked, almost jumping at him in curiousity of the question.

"Well, some man tried to steal a womans bag and i stopped it, sent him to jail" He proundly said, making you fan over his actions.

"You are so cool!" You yelled out.

These conversations went on for the next 20 minutes; talking about cool superhero stuff and the best ways to take out villains.

But sadly he had to go, and so did you.

So he bid his good bye and flew off, leaving you as a stuttering mess of excitment and the fact that you believed that it was all a dream.

You made your way to Victor and Rosa's place in a dreamed dazed at meeting captain everything, skipping and humming to yourself with a big smile playing on your lips.

You knocked on the door and Victor answered.

"Hi, Freddy's just up stairs if you need him" He stepped out of the way as you nodded, making you way up the stairs of the home and into Billy and Freddy's shared room.

Freddy was laying on his bed, looking tired as he mumbeled to himself about something when you walked in.

YOu threw yourself down beside him, which obviously made him jump.

You hugged his waist tightly; "Thank you thank you thank you so much" You said, kissing his cheek as he becomes very embarrsed.

"N-no problem... I bet he enjoyed his time with you very much" Freddy said, pulling you close as Darla and Billy watched from the door way.

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Thank you so much for the request and your patience, I really hope you all enjoyed it.

If their is any request you want the fit onto my request list then pleasse dont fear to send it in.

[tea-with-evan-and-me]

We're vacationing at a resort in a beautiful hotel. The room is so big it has beautiful wood pillars holding up the structure in the living area. It's like a massive condo in the middle of cabo. I'm in a bikini and Evan is in black swim shorts. We come in from a beautiful and relaxing day in the sun on the beach.

Evan has been eyeing me all day. My bathing suit top is strapless with ruffles on the cups and the bottoms are skimpy. They are bright pink. He takes his towel and ruffs his long hair up and walks towards me. He puts his hand around my waist and pulls me in for a kiss. It's soft at first. A little more aggressive once he gets a taste.

I ask if he's hungry and he says yes but not for food. A devilish smirk on his face. I say what a coincidence. Me too. I snap my light colored eyes up at him and he gives me an incredibly hot look. Smoldering.

He asks me why I'm so beautiful and I reply-I dont know. Why are YOU so beautiful.

I go into the bedroom for a minute and he pouts. Please don't change your clothes he says.

I walk back out still in my bathing suit. But I'm holding a blindfold in my hand.

What's that for? He says

Well, it's a blindfold, but I can also use it to tie your hands behind your back. It's your choice. Which one?

He just stares at me. A bit confused. A bit bemused.

Tie me up. He says.

He takes my hand and starts to lead me to the bedroom.

No,no,no sir. I stop him. Against the pillar. Pointing to the shiny wood structure. I'm sure you've had plenty of orgasms standing up. The gravity makes it feel so much better. Almost too good. I say seductively.

He's not wearing a shirt and I see his nipples are hard and he has goosebumps. I look down lower and see he's also sporting a nice erection. His bathing shorts are a soft fabric so it's kinda falling forward and poking out at an odd spot. He looks at me and groans when he sees me biting my lower lip.

I start walking towards him slowly and he starts backing up. Until he backs up into the pillar. I ask if he's ready for me to tie him up and he nods yes. I tie his hands behind the pillar. Tight enough so he can't move. I ask him if it's too tight and he says no.

W-What's the plan? He says nervously.

Well Im gonna make you feel good, my love. I reply sweetly. My eyes are feral.

I turn my back to him and I start rubbing my body on his. I can feel his muscles stiffen. I can feel something else stuffing slightly more. I do a light lap kinda dance for him. Sticking my ass out and rubbing it in his crotch area. He moans.

Oh, shit I don't know if I can take this. I'm so turned on. He says kinda breathless.

I turn around to face him. Relax I say. I kiss him and then I flick my tongue in an upward motion over his upper lip. He moves his head to kiss me and I pull away quickly. Teasingly.

Touch me please. He begs. Please. He says again.

I pull his shorts out until his erection flops against his groin and then I let the elastic snap softly back against it. Exposing just the tip above his band. I run my hand up the shaft letting the drawstrings gather in my fingers and my thumb meets the head. I rub it softly. He moans.

Oh Christ. More than that he chuckles and almost maniacal laugh.

I get on my knees and my lips make contact with the head still poking out. I rotate sucking, licking and just making my lips go wild over the tip. I lap up precum like I'm a buffet. He's breathing heavy. Sucking air in between his teeth. Trying to shift his weight.

I pull down his shirt a bit more and start kissing his shaft right under the head. Then flicking my tongue so softly.

Please do more. I want more. Please. Oh, please. This man is begging me.

I let his shorts drop. He's so hard and he's a raging deep purple. I lick down his shaft and he moans so loud I think our neighbors can hear it.

Put. It. In. Your. Mouth. He says thru clenched teeth.

Getting demanding are we? I says coyly.

He starts trying to thrust at my mouth. I just stick my tongue out so he meets the tip of it over and over.

Goddamn it. Frustrated.

I finally decided to be nice. So I take my hand and pull his cock out a bit and I suck it into my mouth. He growls. It's sexy as fuck.

I start to move my head in rhythmic bobbs and he starts groaning. It sounds like the walls are gonna give in there so much groaning.

Faster!! Goddamn I want to touch you. Let me touch you please

Nope. Sorry.

He starts thrusting his hips and fucking my mouth. I pull out and tell him to behave or I'm gonna stop.

He pouts and a sad groan leaves his lips. But I starts slowly bobbing my head again and he screams faster!! Again. This time I do. I go faster. But my mouth gets sloppy with fatigue and this time when he starts thrusting I let him.

Ahhhh fuck. Oh shit get ready he cries.

Animal sounds are escaping his throat. He's crying up into the air. Howling. He's thrusting and I'm bobbing simultaneously. I'm groaning and the vibration is sending shocks through him. I can feel him respond to it. I'm swallowing his silky white cum. He ends his orgasm with a soft high pitched yelp. And sighs softly. Eyes closed. Head resting against the pillar.

I stand up and I ask....so what do you think about that? Wiping my mouth

With one eyebrow raised he says I think I said I was hungry too.

[baecvlt]

I saw how you liked my headcanons for mastermind souda a while back. If its not too much, could you write a smut about it? I won't pressure you to if you you don't wanna. There's just not a lot of souda smut around.

Yandere Mastermind!Kazuichi Oneshot

a/n: ugh im so looking forward to to this PLSHDHBD also established friendship between him and the reader + I changed that you find out at the reveal of the mastermind. I also added one small element. You can read the headcanons for yourself right here.

warning: rough sex, blood, toys

You all stared in awe for the mastermind finally stood before you and I’ll tell you right now, it was of the least expected. “Oh...my god!—,” Sonia gasped, covering her mouth. “That’s right, princess!,” he said,“The mastermind is none other than me, the ultimate mechanic, Kazuichi Soda!”. He laughed maniacally as we stared in utter shock. “But you!— You killed Gundham!,” she cried, dropping to her knees. Slowly, he approached her, grabbing her tear stained chin. “You see, Miss Nevermind, I never wanted to kill Tanaka. In fact, I wanted him to live more than anything!,” he said, in a voice of fake nobility,“But He had to go...for love!”.

“You don’t love me...ALL YOU’VE DONE IS INCONVENIENCE ME EVER SINCE WE GOT ON THIS ISLAND, SINCE YOU PUT US HERE!—”

“You think I killed for you?! My crush on you was a facade, moron. THERE’S NO FUCKING WAY”

“What?”

“I’d never kill for, let alone fall in love with monarchy trash”

Sonia looked around, returning her glare to him. “But who else?”. He walked away from her. “Tanaka was getting too close to her,” he said, toying with a small device he had been working on since the time you got here. “That’s just sick,” you muttered, softly. Yet, he still heard you.

“I couldn’t let him get any closer to you, my sunshine”

He glared at you, suddenly it clicked. Apparently, it clicked for everyone else too as they were all staring at you. “It can’t be...,” you said,“No, please!—”. He walked up to you, placing his hands on the sides of your face. “I’ve always loved you, sunshine,” he cooed,“My heart bleeds for you”. “Soda, I’ve loved you for so long...why?,” you pondered, but no response. After a while of silence, you began to bargain.

“I-...I’ll do whatever you want, just please let us go..”

He wouldn’t break eye contact with you. “You...You have to come with me,” he told you. You pulled away, instinct told you too. “What the hell are you doing?!,” Fuyuhiko scolded you, much more aggressive than usual,“GO WITH HIM, YOU BITCH!”. That was when the floor beneath him opened, where he fell.

Well, almost fell.

He had grabbed on the leg of the stand, not letting go. Kazuichi approached the hole where Fuyuhiko would inevitably fall to his death. “You shouldn’t have said that,” Kazuichi said, raising his foot. “No!”. He stopped himself from stepping. “Please, don’t,” you begged,“Please!”. He thought about it, sighing. “Fine,” he muttered, extending his hand, which Kuzuryu grabbed. “Never mind”.

He dropped him. He fell.

You stared in more shock. He just murdered one of your friends in front of your very eyes. Sonia began to cry harder as Akane, Hajime, and yourself stared in greater shock. You heard a distant scream grow louder, suddenly, Fuyuhiko sprung up from the ground and Kazuichi was rolling on the floor. Tears left his eyes, crying of laughter. As menacing as it was, it was the happiest you’d seen him. “Grow the fuck up, Kaz!,” you yelled, going to check on Fuyuhiko,“I-I’ll go with you, just promise me you won’t hurt anyone else. Kazuichi grumbled, but agreed. Before you could go, Hajime stopped you. “You don’t have to do this,” he reminded you,“What if he hurts you?”.

“Better than he hurt the rest of you”

You walked away, looking back. “Wait for me,” you told them. “Come on!,” he said, grabbing your hand and running as if he were a child. He took you to a door, leading to a hallway. He took you down to the last door, leading you too a room. There he opened the door, showing you a bed with red sheets. He sat you down, suddenly being awkward. “So,” he began,“Hi!”.

“What do you want from me?”

He began to pace around. “You, I’m afraid,” he muttered,“I always loved you, but I didn’t know how to tell you”. You just stood there, in shock. There was still a heart within him. "I created this game just for you," he confessed,"I just want you, but at what cost? All the lives lost...". He pulled you to him, grabbing you waist. "Kaz.....," you whispered,"I don't know what to say..but I know I've always felt the same, but I never knew you could love me". He smiled.

"I can give you the world, but I need one thing"

"What's that?"

"I need you to give yourself to me"

You swallowed hard, nervous. "I need you to be able to handle me," he explained,"I can give you a better life and you'll be like my queen". Normally, you would say no fast, but you weren't doing that. You loved this boy, he loved you. What more could you want?

"I'm yours"

His eyes lit up,"What?".

"Do as you wish to me"

He snickered, sitting on the bed. "You are to call me master until I'm done with you," he said with a smirk,"Strip for me". You nodded and huffed out an "Okay". He stopped you. "Nuh-uh," he shook his head,"Not 'okay', it's 'Yes...'".

"Yes, master"

"Good girl"

You slowly took off your clothes, your face reddening from how embarrassed you felt being in this position. You now stood there, fully nude. "Jesus, your body is gorgeous," he looked you up and down, adding,"I want to make this more interesting". He walked up to a drawer, pulling out a Black ribbon. He got back to you, holding your hair back to tie it around your eyes. "Perfect. Now, stand here again". You heard him walk away, his footsteps in the direction of the drawer.

Bzzzzzzzzzz..Bzzz...Bzzzzzzz—

A sudden vibrating sound echoed through the room. "Let me walk you," he said, holding your hand. You nodded, walking and then feeling your calves hit the mattress. "Take a seat," he said politely. You nodded once more, sitting down fast. That was your first mistake, landing exactly on a vibrating object. You almost screamed, skin stinging. You could hear him chuckle. "M-Master..," you attempted to speak, biting your thumb. "What's wrong, my sunshine?," he asked in faux-concern. You. could feel how wet you were, playing with your tits a little to stimulate yourself. Kazuichi got up, grabbing your hands. "No touching or I'll have to put them up. Come here". He grabbed your jaw, kissing you. You moaned as he did, becoming weaker. "Ready for the next toy?". You nodded eagerly, already so turned on.

You heard his footsteps walk to the drawer, then come back.

He put something in your hands, feeling around to see what it was. "You know what this is, don't you?". You recognized the silicone and shape, nodding. "Good. Now, I want you to put on a show for me". You blushed twice as hard, sitting further back onto the bed. "Don't be shy," he added,"It's just us. All for me to see". You nodded, parting your mouth open. You began to drool over the toy, sucking it off. After getting it moist, you spread your legs, earning a small gasp from Kazuichi. You teased between your folds, moaning softly. "H-Hey, quit teasing me," he said. You snickered, sitting up and placing the toy between your legs. You sank down on it, making sure Kazuichi could see how deep you took it. You rode it, Kazuichi slowly becoming envious of the toy.

"I'm so filthy, aren't I, Master?"

"Hey..–"

"My pussy is so dirty, Master. Don't you wanna punish me?"

"I-"

"Please, Master. Abuse me, make me yours"

He suddenly pushed you back, pulling the toy out and replacing it with two of his fingers. You screamed a "Yes!" as he thrust them in and out of you and he didn't stop till you were shaking. Not just shaking, your body was convulsing when he pulled out. He forced your legs open, positioning himself between them. Before you could beg him to have mercy on you, he just full on thrust in you. His cock wasn't small either, so pain. You began to moan in between sobs as he slammed into you. "Why are you crying? Do you want me to slow down that bad?," he asked. You didn't want that at all. In fact, you wanted him harder.

"If you insist"

He then began to thrust agonizingly slow into you. You groaned, gripping the sheets. "This is what you wanted, wasn't it?". You shook your head. "K-Master, f-faster, please".

"I don't understand. You'll have to be louder"

"Master...–"

"Beg for it"

You full on threw a fit, begging him. You became frustrated, almost crying more. "Good, good girl," he praised, slamming into you again. He leaned down, biting into your shoulder; hard. You screamed, covering your mouth trying to keep your eyes from rolling back. You felt light headed after the bite. "You're bleeding," he noted, licking the bite and humming afterword. His hand moved to your throat, asphyxiating you.

Just a little bit, though.

"I love you, sunshine"

"I-I love you too, m-master.."

He kissed you, his hand still on your throat, only tighter. He took your breath away, dizziness hitting. "I'm gonna cum," he muttered. You encouraged him to do so, he didn't hold back. It became too much. Then, you were out cold. He was confused, pulling out since you weren't responsive. He took off your blindfold before checking you were okay. "Hey, wake up". He tapped you, then shook you gently. You were still breathing, but just out. "That's not good," he thought aloud. He covered you with a towel, taking you to the bathroom to wash you up. He was nervous while cleaning you up, but he'll never tell you that.

You weren't out for long, regaining consciousness in the tub. "Huh?". He kissed your forehead when you woke up. "What's going on?," you asked him. He laughed nervously. "You may or may not have passed out right after I finished," he said,"You had me worried".

"That's really fucking embarrassing"

"Hey, it's okay"

He kept helping you wash up, letting you wash your areas yourself. Then, he helped you into bed curling up next to you after helping you put on some underwear. "Uhm, what are we gonna do about the others," you asked, He scoffed.

"They can wait. Right now, I want to hold you"

You nodded as his arms wrapped around your waist. He kissed you repeatedly and all over your face, neck. "You're mine now, remember that". You nodded as he whispered,"All mine..".

[worminstuff]

Win Win Situation

dream x reader (more fluff)

from this ask -

Hello! I'd like to request Dream fluff, where they play Minecraft Manhunt with Pandas, Muffin and Gogy. The reader's a secret weapon they hold against Dream (she waits for him in the Nether or the End; the decision is up to u), since they know he really likes her and it's mutual anyways. She's capable of killing Dream with hearts to spare and in last hopes of winning the hunt, he proposes a kiss (in MC, of course) for his life (which the reader grants him). Thx in advance! 💞😊-

i love this ask vvvv much and im gonna try my best to do it justice!

It had been quite a day of filming, this manhunt proving to be one for the books.  Dream had really been stubborn upon not dying, and sapnap, George, and bad were really trying their hardest. 

George was so close to getting a dream when he first crossed to the nether but it was futile as he had looted around a lot and got more armor then they even had time to find.

Dream was pretty sure he was set after proving himself with that battle against George, he had 9 blaze rods, ten pearls and a burning sensation in his stomach from the excitement of winning.

It had been quite a day of filming, this manhunt proving to be one for the books.  Dream had really been stubborn upon not dying, and sapnap, George, and bad were really trying their hardest. 

George was so close to getting a dream when he first crossed to the nether but it was futile as he had looted around a lot and got more armor then they even had time to find.

Dream was pretty sure he was set after proving himself with that battle against George, he had 9 blaze rods, ten pearls and a burning sensation in his stomach from the excitement of winning.

As he sat listening to the 3 weirdos giggling amongst themselves he thought about you, you would've been so proud of the way he's wiggled out of their grasps so many times from a boat chase where he managed to drown Sapnap by using a tnt to blow them up in a cave. A blush crossed his cheeks at the thought of you being excited with him. He couldn't wait to tell you about it later.

Lately you two had been talking awfully a lot and he was enjoying it a lot. You'd met through sapnap since you knew him for a long time. You often streamed with Wilbur or Tubbo too, Tubbo being another one of your favorite people.

Dream loves to watch the streams and videos you both make because you two are so entertaining. Dream thought you were absolutely adorable, especially when you and Tubbo are trying to figure out redstone for a new scheme or terrorizing Tommy for a bit. Most of all he loved your bed wars streams, he was always entranced at how amazing you were at pvp. He loved every bit of it.

He himself had a really hard time talking to you at first. In his defense, you were a pretty girl! Adorable, sweet, funny and kind and incredible at pvp. How was he supposed to approach you without freaking you out with his tiny little obsession.

The sound of an ender eye breaking snapped him out of his little day dream, realizing he was nearby the stronghold, he started his way down.

Unknowing to dream, the boys were just over a hill watching him just as he was digging down. Instead of following just yet sapnap sent a message on discord, to you.

panpas 

    he’ll be there in a second i think

y/n

    okey dokey!

There was nothing in the unspoken rules of manhunt that said nothing about a secret weapon. That's exactly what you were. Sapnap and George and bad all knew you were one of the few people that could easily beat dreams.

Dream knew it too, sometimes he liked to tell himself it was only because she got him flustered so easily, but deep down he knew you just played way too much Minecraft. 

You sat impatiently waiting for him to reach the end, impatiently sitting near a clump of endermen. You were nervous and excited at the same time, beating dreams was always fun. You'd always admired dreams and his presence on the internet but after meeting him, things changed a bit.

He seemed hesitant talking to you at first but lately he had been texting you every morning and night and even called you a few times! He gave you so many butterflies just at the thought of him.

Dream searched around the stronghold looking for the portal, as he was about to turn a corner sapnap spoke up, 

“Don't you guys think it's been a bit boring without..y/n” He smirked behind his computer screen as he could practically hear dreams heart rate go up just by that single sentence. He was correct with that bet.

“Duh! y/n would have had a dream dead like an hour ago '' George spoke with a knowing smirk.

“That's not true-” Dream tried to poke into the conversation when bad suddenly interrupted him.

“No you muffin, you know y/n would totally have beat your booty way back in the nether”

“Booty-” Dream was cut off once again by a fit of hyena laughter from his friends. 

As they giggled he finally found the portal and filled in the empty slots hopping in quickly. He was surprised he hadn't heard the boys say anything about it with the achievements popping up onto the screen. 

He was confused up until he spotted you, standing by one of the pillars.

“what?! how?! y/n? how did you- when- huh?” His flustered state was quickly made obvious by the way the boys could hear a smile even through his confusion.

You started sprinting towards him as the three boys dropped into the portal as well but not rushing over just yet, wanting to see this unfold first.

You let out a small giggle as you were gaining on him, he was running around still confused on how you were there.

“Come here Dreeeeam” You said maniacally trying to gain on him.

“Get away y/n! how are you even-”

He let out a yell as you got your first crit on him, your ax was clearly more op than his and he could tell by only one hit.

“How did you do that much damage! What are you even-”

After finally trying to fight her, he was at 3 hearts and he even had a shield. 

“Okay, okay, okay, y/n hold on for a second please” He backed up a bit facing her character as she lowered her weapon waiting on his next move.

“I have..a proposition” Dream let out a breath nervously, 

“What kind of proposition?” You smirked, ready to decimate him with only a few more hits.

“No! No propositions! y/n you have him just kill him so we win!'' Sapnap chimed in with George and badly agreed.

“No no guys, hold on, I wanna know what it is,” You said with a small airy laugh.

“If you don't kill me y/n, i'll give you something I think you'll like”

“Like enough not to win?”

“I hope so..” Dream started to regret this decision, he knew he liked you and he thought you liked him, but how could he be sure? He would bed George would call him stupid for thinking she wouldn't like him but he just wasn't sure.

“Tell me then, what is it?” You were getting a bit antsy, he was a wild card to you. You adored him so much but sometimes you just never knew what was going on in his brain.

“A kiss.” You definitely weren't expecting that. As Dream spoke the two words he'd been repeating in his head for minutes, you were silent, sitting in shock.

You were expecting one of the boys to call it bullshit and tell you to just murder him on the spot, but they were silent.

“A..kiss?” You weren't sure you heard him right, because you couldn't believe it! A kiss? From Dream? You'd faint!

“Yeah. A kiss. And you let me kill the dragon.” He was gaining a bit more confidence after he realized he made you nervous.

“What?! No! No kissing! Murdering y/n! Murdering!” George wasn't surprised you were considering it because he knew how much you both like each other but he really doesn't want to lose like this.

“In- in game or?” you were sure he meant in game, but you were curious.

“Well.. it'll do until we meet in person. But I'll still owe you a real one after you let me win.” He smiled widely just thinking about getting to kiss you, or even be near you in real life! he could burst just at the thought.

While he was daydreaming, you were conflicted. The butterflies that were creating a sick feeling in your stomach at the thought of kissing him were overtaking the thought of wanting to beat him. You had already decided but you knew the boys would be so angry their secret weapon had failed them.

“How about. I take both kisses.. and then you have to beat me to the dragon. I won't fight you, you just have to beat the dragon before I can” Your plan seemed full proof. Seemed like a win win situation, or so you thought.

“Sounds perfect to me, y/n” He was grinning so madly, Your character got close to his, just a block or so in front of him.

“This won't be nearly as good as it could be but, MWAH '' Dream made an exaggerated kissing noise as he jumped towards your character hitting into it, then turning and booking it towards the dragon as it was starting to perch.

The boys were cheering and yelling as you sat in shock, not at the fact that his character kissed yours but because of what he said before. 

Was he really going to kiss you in real life? Your mind was absolutely swimming with thoughts when you suddenly checked back in at the sound of three boys yelling your name and the sound of the dragon dying.

“You just stood there y/n! why would you just stand there?!” George tries to sound mad but he really couldn't be. He was sure dream was on cloud 9 at that moment.

Dream was out of his chair, yelling with excitement as the boys were angrily shouting about their loss while you were still silent. Your silence was taken by a laugh, your own laugh,

“Hey y/n, can I call you in a little while?” He asked

“Yeah, please.” You said shakily as you left the discord call.

You leaned back in your chair, shaking your head with a small smile. He was going to be the death of you.

[corpsette]

Hey, could I request a Sykkuno x male streamer? In which the reader is kind of a try-hard, xqc-esque gamer, but then he starts simping for Sykkuno even if he doesn’t want to? Like maybe Sykkuno vents in front of the reader and the reader is seriously debating whether he should call him out or not/something like that (im bad with words lol). thanks!! :)

YES OFC I HAVEN'T DONE A MALE READER YET! ANYTHING FOR YOU BB 💞

𝒀𝑬𝑺 𝑺𝑰𝑹

pairing → sykkuno x male! reader

words → 849

"hey hey hey!" you said, joining the voice chat. it didnt take long for you to join the among us lobby either.

"welcome back, Y/N!" sykkuno said as you customized your little astronaut character. "would you like to put on the leaf and match with me?"

"of course, sykkuno!" you smiled as you exited the menu and walked over to him with your leaf hat.

"is everyone ready?" toast asked, and there was a jumble of replies saying 'yes.' with that, the game started.

the words 'crewmate' popped up on your screen and a sigh of frustration escaped your mouth. you were really hoping to start off the stream with an imposter round, but not this time.

the round went by as a blur, just walking around doing tasks, and soon enough 2 people were dead. leaving you with 5 crewmates and 2 imposters.

"I think I know who-" sykkuno tried to talk but he was interrupted by a few people.

"I THINK ITS RAE." toast yelled, and rae instantly voted.

"THAT MEANS ITS TOAST! I WAS MEDBAY SCANNED BY..." she stopped. "the dead people..."

"guys i-" sykkuno was interrupted again, and this time you noticed.

"SO THERE'S NO ONE TO PROVE YOU SCANNED, HUH?" toast smiled as he voted for rae. "GET HER OFF THIS SHIP-"

"NO. NO. EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP." you yelled at all the people talking over sykkuno.

"YES SIR." tina said, raising her arm and doing a tiny salute in your honor.

"sykkuno, what were you gonna say?" you had a more gentle voice now as you were addressing sykkuno.

"o-oh!" sykkuno fixed his hair and smiled slightly. "its not important..."

"yes, sykkuno, it's important. what were you gonna say?" you asked again, in an even friendlier tone.

"well... I was gonna say I think its toast." sykkuno finally told you what he was going to say and you voted toast.

"GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!" sean said, laughing maniacally as he voted.

"NO WAIT. IT MUST BE SYKKUNO AND RAE! VOTE RAE!!-" toast stopped himself as the votes were displayed and he was voted off.

the meeting ended and you were about to leave to finish your simon says when you heard sykkuno's voice.

"Y/N! wait up!" he said, running up to you. "I was looking for you last round. I have some info I want to tell you."

"you know who the other imposter is?" he responded with a hum. "bet!" you checked the surrounding area and stood on top of a vent with sykkuno.

he laughed nervously as you wiggled around, waiting for him to tell you, but all he did was enter the vent.

your breathing hitched as you saw that and you quickly walked off the vent. "what..." you whispered, circling around the vent. "did he just..."

"OH MY GOSH..." you heard sykkuno practically breath out. "I DIDNT MEAN TO... OH GOD..."

you laughed and contemplated whether or not you should call an emergency meeting. "are you gonna kill me now?" you asked.

"w-well... not unless I have to." he responded, finally hopping out of the vent and inching closer to you, hovering over the kill button.

"oh, dont worry, sykkuno, you dont have to." you smiled misheiviously. "lets go find some victims!" you walked away and had sykkuno trailing behind you.

you walked up on rae and leslie talking and you wiggled for sykkuno to follow you and hide just out of their sight so you could listen in.

he did just that, and stood on top of you in the doorway. of course, he could see them perfectly because of the imposter vision, but you couldn't...

"HEY!" rae said, turning in your direction. "THIS IS A PRIVATE CONVERSATION. Y/N AND SYKKUNO GET OUTTA HERE-"

"RAE HAS IMPOSTER VISION!" you yelled, running away, and when you went to vitals you found leslie was dead. great, now you had rae after you-

"Y/N?" you heard rae call out as she came into your vision. "why didnt you call a meeting to get me voted out?"

"I want sykkuno to win." you responded plainly, opening and closing vitals agin and again to see if there were any more deaths.

"simping?" she asked, and you responded saying yes. "I see. welp, bye bye." she walked away, leaving you on your own at vitals.

and that's how it stayed. soon enough, the game was over and rae and sykkuno were the winners. damn, they were good imposters.

"YES! GOOD JOB SYKKUWU!" you praised sykkuno, using the nickname your chat was spamming.

"s-sykkuwu?" sykkuno said, covering his mouth as he smiled. "um, well, thanks Y/N! couldn't have done it without you!"

"COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT ME EITHER!" rae complained.

"yeah, you too rae!"

"you dont have to lie to her, sykkuno." you laughed to yourself as rae started yelling at you. all jokes, of course.

"because sykkuno has 10,000,000 iq plays, obviously." you responded, causing sykkuno to blush.

"I'm still confused on how i was the one who got voted out." toast said, slightly annoyed.

"really, Y/N?"

"yes, sykkuno, really."

"okay, enough flirting. LETS START!"

[strangeradventuresofp]

nervous (five x reader)

requested by : @pixiefella​  -   Heyo! It’s me again hshshs. So here’s my idea: five x male reader, where the reader is autistic and stims a lot (stimming is something autistic people do to relay emotions and relieve pressure and such hdhdh) and maybe Diego says something or makes fun of him and five goes into defense mode?

A/N : hihi thanks for waiting so long for me to complete this im sorry it took me so long hhhhh but i hope you like it!! gender of reader is not specified / referred to as 'they/them/partner' i hope thats okay!!<33 also au where five didn’t time travel and they’re all about 20 years old i guess lol xo p

“Five, are you sure your family even want to meet me? You said yourself that they’re busy people, a-and I don’t wanna bother them or-”

“Y/N, stop.” Your boyfriend placed his hand on your cheek gently, smiling as his eyes met yours. “You don’t have to be so nervous, I’m right here with you, okay?” He took your hand in his, squeezing it gently in an attempt to comfort you, which you were grateful for, and you nodded as he pushed the gate of the academy open, leading you up the concrete steps so the two of you were face to face with the large door. Anxiety flooded your body, your palms beginning to get sweaty. Five pressed a consoling kiss to your cheek before wrapping his fingers around the door handle, and thrusting open the door.

~~~

The first time you had met Five, you were nervous to even look at him, in case he got the wrong idea. It was in Griddy’s, the doughnut shop a few blocks away from the Umbrella Academy. He entered in a blue blazer and shorts, with long socks that ended just before his knees. Piercing eyes bored into yours as he made his way up to the counter, where you were sat. You couldn't help but gawk at him as he sat down, overwhelmed with how confident he carried himself. He tensed and untensed his jaw and you turned back to your coffee, swirling it around in the cup. You began to rock back and forth slowly, nervously as you felt his eyes on you again. When you tugged at the ends of your hair, he frowned.

"Are you okay?" His voice was soft and gentle, hardly how you had expected it to be and you nodded, pulling your hair harder a few more times before returning to soft tugs. "Black coffee, huh? Good choice. It's my favorite." A kind smile took over his lips and you felt your nervousness dissipate a little, the rocking slowing down, the tugs getting gentler.

"Mine t-too. I like the bitter taste. It's simple." He smiled wider and a slight smile found its way to your lips in return.

"What's your name?"

"Y/N."

"That's a nice name. I'm Five."

The two of you sat in a content silence as you sipped at your coffees, not having to speak to enjoy each others company. It meant a lot that he didn't even know you and he had tried to make you feel more comfortable and less nervous.

Griddy's became a weekly thing, and then eventually an every other day thing until he finally asked you to be with him and, of course, you said yes. You had never been so comfortable around anyone and it warmed your heart that he took a chance on a random person in a doughnut shop and it worked in your favor.

~~~

Upon stepping into the academy where your boyfriend had grown up, you were instantly taken aback at the sight. It all seemed so incredible and big, and posh. You were immediately overwhelmed, you couldn't deny.

Five slipped his hand into yours, intertwining your fingers in consolation. Your free hand began flapping by your side, a couple whimpers escaping your lips when your anxiety caught up with you. Slowly, you were led into the living room, giving you an oppurtunity to scout out your surroundings to try and familiarise yourself with the way that it looked while your hands stopped moving.

When you walked in, five people were sat, spread out among the two couches and numerous sitting chairs. One of the girls sat down was very pretty, with ringlets stuck in her caramel hair. She gave you a dazzling smile and you felt like bowing to her, an aura of regality surrounding her. The other girl was also pretty, but hardly seemed as confident in herself as the other did. Her dark hair covered a lot of her face and her lips turned up into a shy smile when she saw you.

There were three boys. One was extremely well built, his body smothered in a large coat that swallowed him up completely. He gave you an awkward nod, as if he was confused as to why he was there. Another smiled wonderfully at you, raising a hand in her direction that said 'Hello'. His hair seemed matted he wore an outdated leather skirt and a jacket over the top of his bare chest. A glass containing some sort of alcohol occupied his other hand. The final boy intimdated you the most. He gave you no smile, no nod, no sense of acknowledgement. The only reason you knew that he knew you were there, was that his eyes didn't leave your body. His eyes were dark and his outfit consisted of many knives strapped to his body.

"Everybody, this is Y/N, my partner." All apart from knife boy said a hello or hi as Five introduced you. "Y/N, this is Allison, Vanya, Luther, Klaus and Diego." He gestured to each of his siblings when calling their names, the majority giving you a little wave when you smiled politely.

Unfortunately, how polite you tried to be couldn't hide your nervousness. Inevitably, your anxiety bubbled over and one of your hands flapped while the other pulled at your hair.

"What's wrong with them?" Diego snickered and Five's eyes instantly filled with murderous intent. He gently placed his hand on your shoulder.

"Y/N, dear. Would you please go and find me a new pair of socks? Mine are wet from stepping in a puddle on the way here." His eyes were gentle when he looked at you and he smiled softly. "Bedrooms are upstairs, love." As soon as he heard your footsteps reach the top of the stairs, his eyes turned dark again and his head snapped towards his siblings.

"Alright, shitstain." His finger pointed firm towards Diego. "If you even dare to say a word about Y/N again, I will personally see to it that a bullet is put through your thick skull. And if you don't like that idea, I will quite happily murder you in the worst way imaginable." Five's face was serious, his fists clenched by his sides.

"Now, when they walk back in, you are going to apologise and we're gonna forget this ever happened."

"What if I don't?" Diego asked, a smirk on his lips. His face quickly fell to one of shock as a flash of blue light appeared in front of him, a sharp object grazing against the sensitive skin of his neck.

"Oh, you will." A maniacal smirk crept onto Five's face, one which Diego found a little worrying. He would never actually hurt his siblings; this was just to warn him and the others that he would do anything to protect you and wouldn't tolerate anyone making fun of you. And it worked, they all looked nervous, on the edge of their seats and not in a good way. Another blue flash of light appeared as your footsteps echoed down the wooden steps, the clang of a knife hitting the floor creating a silence until you reentered.

"Thank you, angel." Five smiled and pressed a gentle kiss to your cheek, taking the balled up socks from your fingers and sitting down, beginning to take off his shoes and socks, replacing the old with the new. His socks weren't even wet, but the time away gave him an oppurtunity to threaten Diego for laughing at you and it gave you an oppurtunity to calm down a little.

Your eyes stared at your feet and you picked your fingers anxiously. Five, from behind you, looked up at Diego, shooting him a glare that caused Number Two to clear his throat, earning a look from you.

"Y/N, I'm sorry for earlier. It was unfair." You nodded at Diego's words, looking back down. A sigh fell from Klaus' lips and Allison cleared her throat quietly.

"So, how did you two meet?" Vanya gave you a comforting smile when she asked the question and you and Five took it in turns to tell parts of the story. Gradually, you got more and more comfortable and by the end of the day, you were good friends with all of them, even Diego. You admired his superhero complex despite everyone else in the room hating it with a passion. Five watched you the entire time, a smile on his face.

Now, the two of you were walking to your home. One of Five's jackets was hung over your shoulders and his fingers were intertwined with yours. The two of you walked in a comfortable silence and you often felt his eyes on you. When you caught sight of his face, a content smile was on his lips. When you pulled up to your door, you smiled at him, and he smiled back.

"Thank you for today. I know how scared you were to meet my family, but you did it anyway. So, thank you, Y/N." His eyes were sincere and you hugged him gently.

"I loved it. I hope I can see them again some time." Five smiled wider at your words, cupping your cheek as he pressed his lips to yours. He felt you smile against his lips and you pulled away after a few minutes.

"I love you."

"I love you too, Five."

my masterlist

[risottoneroo]

hey there stranger, part 16

a/n: ahahah im literally publishing this to get it out of the way and hope that i will have motivation to write soon.........my life is a shitshow :)

warnings: violence, fighting, bisexuality(?), jotaro and wes being dumb

You nodded, hissing between your teeth. Wes said, “Hey, asshole. I was talking to you.”

Jotaro straightened up, his eyes blazing with anger, and that’s when Wes punched him in the mouth.

You stood still for a moment, gaping. Jotaro was in no such shock. He reeled back, then rushed Wes, landing an uppercut to his ribs that had the breath whooshing from his lungs. Wes staggered, gasping, and Jotaro took the opportunity to shuck off his hat and coat. “Come on, dick.”

Wes growled, regaining his feet. “You think you can just take her?”

Jotaro wiped blood from his lip. “You shouldn’t make promises you can’t keep.”

You shook yourself, shock giving way to anger. “Both of you. Out. Now.”

They looked at you, and Wes said, “What?”

You were furious by now. “Out. Get the fuck out. I tried my best to keep this civil, and you two are acting like children. So. Get. Out.”

Jotaro blinked. “He-”

You slammed your hands on the counter. “Out! I wanted a nice fucking evening with you two, where you could actually get along, even if you faked it, and you couldn’t even do that! Out!”

They looked at you in shock. Jotaro turned to go first, and Wes followed.

Outside, they both sat on the steps to your building. The same steps Jotaro had first kissed you on. Jotaro put his head in his hands. Wes put his elbows on his knees, thinking for a moment. “You’re right.”

Jotaro looked up. “What?”

Wes scoffed. “I shouldn’t have told her to do that. I can’t keep that promise, but I have to now.”

Jotaro looked down. “I can’t say it’s exciting to me, either. But we need to do it for her.”

Wes nodded. “For her.”

Jotaro straightened up, grunting softly. He touched his split lip. “You’ve got a hell of a right hook.”

Wes just sighed, leaning back against the wall and putting one hand on his ribs. “I could say the same for your uppercut. Nearly killed me.”

Jotaro closed his eyes. “She loves you.”

Wes swallowed. “So? She loves you, too. That doesn’t mean shit, and you know it. I’m fucking up bad, and I can’t stop.”

Jotaro touched the scar running down his face. “Why are you so jealous of me? You really think she’d want…This?”

Wes chuckled bitterly. “She kissed you.”

Jotaro’s heart dropped. “She was sad, and hurt. I took advantage of that.”

Wes gritted his teeth. “As much as I want to believe that, I don’t. It doesn’t explain her asking me to… To share.”

He spat the word like it was a razor blade lodged in his tongue. “You fucked her. She fucked you. She wouldn’t do that- She wouldn’t do that if- If she didn’t really want you.”

Jotaro put a hand on Wes’s shoulder. “She still loves you. She loves you more than me. You can still have her. Just enjoy it.”

Wes clenched his fists. “Get your fucking hand off me before I bust your lip back open.”

Jotaro squeezed Wes’s shoulder. “Then do it. I deserve it. I fucked my daughter’s friend.”

Wes squeezed his eyes shut. He felt tears trickling down his face. ”She’s going to kill me.”

Jotaro chuckled softly. “I’m dreading her coming back outside. She’s gonna kill both of us.”

Wes wiped his face. “You’re so experienced and distinguished. I spent my twenties and thirties in a jail cell, with murderers. I got my degrees, but I never got to hold another woman after Perla. Not until Y/N. I never got to see the ocean or swim with sharks or discover a fucking new species of starfish.”

Jotaro inhaled. “You’ve done your research on me.”

Wes tipped his head back. “Of course I did.”

Jotaro swallowed. “For what it’s worth, Y/N is the first woman I’ve touched since Jolyne’s mom divorced me.”

Wes blinked. “What?”

Jotaro put his face in his hands. “It’s pathetic. I love her. I’ve fallen for her so slowly, I never realized how deep I was. How absolutely fucked I am.”

Wes swallowed, his stomach clenching. “You’re just as hopeless as I am.”

Jotaro chuckled softly, sadly. “Yeah. Yeah, I am.”

The two men looked at each other for a moment longer, something between them that neither understood. A tug in the pit of their stomachs, a need that both had taken as jealousy. Jotaro swallowed, his lips parting. Wes wet his lips nervously, his eyes searching Jotaro’s gaze. 

Wes broke first. He looked down and said softly, “I shouldn’t have started this. I should have talked to her.”

Jotaro shrugged. “Can’t take back my split lip now.”

Wes chuckled. Jotaro laughed quietly. Before long, both men were laughing out loud, holding their sides and leaning on each other. 

You sat down inside, holding your head in your hands. What the fuck. What the fuck?

Just then, Jolyne and Hermes walked in. She smiled at you. “Hey, fatherfucker. Why are your boyfriends outside on the step laughing like maniacs?”

You looked up. “Huh? They just had a fight.”

Jolyne shrugged. “Didn’t look it. Looked like they were having fun.”

You sighed and put your head in your hands. “Leave it to them to suddenly become friends.”

Jolyne sat down at the bar. “Why were they fighting?”

You shrugged. “Too much testosterone.”

Hermes snorted, standing behind Jolyne. “I figured.”

You hiked yourself up to sit on the counter. “They’re just not built for this.”

Hermes rolled her eyes. “You knew that.”

You nodded, thinking. “I’m gonna go talk to them.”

You hopped down off the counter. Jolyne and Hermes watched as you padded to the door and put on flip flops. You reached for the door, and it opened. You swallowed, looking up at Wes and Jotaro, both looking inscrutable and stoic as usual. You crossed your arms. “You boys done?”

Wes cracked a small smile. “Yeah. We’re good.”

He looked at Jotaro, who nodded. You smiled and held out your arms. They both hugged you, and the press of their broad chests was the safest you’d felt in a long time. 

[romanceimp]

Hitoshi Shinsou x Y/n | A Bad Date

Inspired by some bad dates I’ve been on... I was once on a date with a guy who made jokes about a kid from our school who was shot in a drive by AND he made fun of my mom to my face... If only I’d had a Hitoshi... *sigh* Feel free to inbox me some of your bad date stories (specify if I can share them or not <3) 

It was a horrible date to say the least. This guy had been going on for ages now about how he had been horribly mistreated by his ex-girlfriend and how she just thought she was so great because she blocked him on social media this, and how her new boyfriend that, and probably some other stuff too but… you had stopped listening a while back and were now staring longingly into your empty wine glass. “So I said to her, just shut up and finish what I asked you to do like hours ago,” he roars in laughter at his own misogynistic story. “Well, it’s getting late and I actually have to get up early tomorrow, do you mind if we get the check?” you ask. “CHECK!” he screams into the restaurant. You burry your face in your hands and prepare to leave a large ‘Im so sorry my date is an asshole’ tip. You’re kicking yourself for not taking your own car. The thought of being stuck with him for one more second has you feeling icky. The waiter brings over the check and your date fumbles around in his pockets before saying, “oooh, umm, think you could spot me? I think I forgot my wallet at home.” You’ve had 

enough of this guy, the constant complaining and insulting jokes and now this? He ordered lobster for fucks sake. You blatantly roll your eyes, “you had your wallet when you were getting change for the meter, so I’m pretty sure you have it actually.” He blinks at you then runs a nervous hand through his hair, “well, I do have it, but I forgot my credit card at home.” You are furious now, you saw his cards in his wallet when he was pulling out change for the meter. Your eyes would be boring holes into him if they could physically do so. “Aww cmon babe, money isn’t everything right? I thought this was going well! Let’s keep the good energy flowing and maybe take it back to my place?” You were thoroughly disgusted. You stand up, scooting the chair and making it squeak across the floor. “I don’t want to go home with you, I want to go home, alone,” you say much louder than you meant to. Silence falls across the restaurant, except for a few snickers from other tables. And with that you grab your purse and walk across the restaurant to the waiter. “Thank you for everything,” you say and slip him 50 bucks for all the trouble he’s endured. You make your way to the front of the restaurant, your date trailing behind you. “You’re just gonna leave me to take care of the bill?! What?! ‘Cut I’m supposed to be ‘the man’?? Selfish bitch!” he shouts at your back. You know you shouldn’t be hurt by his words but that doesn’t mean they don’t sting. How could someone be this awful? “Hey,” says a voice, “I don’t like the way you’re talking to her.” You look behind you to see a man with indigo coloured hair standing calmly behind your date. Your date whirls around and starts advancing upon the man. “Oh yeah?! And who the hell asked yo-“ Your date suddenly becomes quiet and still. The man with the indigo hair smirks and says, “listen buddy, you’ve made everyone’s night a living hell, especially for her. So why don’t you pay the bill, tack on a nice bottle of wine for the lady, and leave a generous tip.” You watch in amazement as your date does exactly as he is told. He goes to the wine case and retrieves a bottle from the top shelf, then walks to the waiter, holds out his card (which he said he didn’t have), and waits for it to be returned to him. He brings you the bottle of wine in a brown paper bag. When he hands it to you, you notice the irises of his eyes are white. You gingerly take the bottle and wait by the door. The indigo haired man strides up to where you and your date are standing and then whispers in his ear, “why don’t you just go on home, have a nice rest.” Your dates walks out of the restaurant and you’re left with the handsome, yet incredibly intimidating stranger. He speaks before you can, “I would have made him apologize to you, but my quirk can’t make others speak, so I hope the wine will do.” He gives you a gentle smile. “Yeah, the wine is great, thank you so much… for everything.” He opens the door for you, “do you mind if I walk out with you?” You shake your head, “not at all.” You step out onto the street, followed by the handsome stranger. “Thanks again, umm sorry, I didn’t get your name…” He extends his hand, “Shinsou, Hitoshi Shinsou… and you are?” You take his hand and tell him your name. The summer breeze toys with the hem of your dress and it brushes against his legs. “You must be a hero with a quirk that powerful,” you say sweetly. His cheeks flush and he nervously rubs the back of his neck. “Thanks, I uh- am a hero… but the way you told that guy off was no doubt just as powerful.” You smile up at him. “Ya know, you go on enough of these things and your patience starts to wear a little thin.” Hitoshi scoffs “What do you mean ‘a little thin’? I was sitting a few tables away and had been day dreaming of doing that for an hour. You’re incredibly patient, Y/n.” The way he says your name makes you wish he’d say it again. “Well maybe I’m an optimist… I just kept hoping that it would miraculously get better but…” You pause, he is listening intently to what you have to say. Even some of your better dates didn’t do that. “It did though, thanks to you.” He smiles, “I won’t keep you hanging around on the sidewalk… may I walk you to your car?” he asks. Your car. Crap. You nervously laugh and look up to see Hitoshi raising an eyebrow at you. “I uh- I didn’t drive myself,” you say. He looks around, “okay, I’ll hail you a cab then, or if you’d rather, I’d be happy to take you home.” You take him up on the offer and follow him down the street to his parking space. He opens the door of his sleek black car for you, and you climb in. If only you’d been on a date with him from the beginning. He drives you back to your place, and you’re talking all the while. You love how he listens to you, and how he adds to the conversation by asking you questions and honestly answering the ones that you ask. You’re also shocked that he doesn’t try to impress you by driving like a maniac. Your date earlier acted like he was auditioning for fucking Tokyo Drift. To say that you are disappointed as Hitoshi pulls up in front of you place is an understatement. “Here we are,” you say, slowly unbuckling your seatbelt. You just push the button as his hand closes over yours. “Wait- I uh- hope this isn’t too forward, but I would love to take you on a date… I think you deserve to have a good one.”

[renjunthings]

[22:21] it was two hours pass midnight, sleep has not yet touched your soul as you stare at the dim lit ceiling, the led lights you bought glittered it with various colors.

you just finished another tv series and have nothing to do. you wonder if you would want to play another round of games with jisung but you were tired of that. you were tired but not sleepy, which makes it worse.

letting out a sigh for the nth time, you start to feel hungry, craving for some fries and chicken nuggets. if only someone would go with you, you were too afraid walking out alone early in the morning especially when it's very dark out.

as if on cue, you hear something hitting your windows, like pebbles being thrown. at first, you thought it might have been a demon, luring you out. you hid under the covers, afraid that you were haunted. things start to get worse when you hear your name being called out. after the fourth call, it stopped and you let out a sigh of relief.

you flinch and cursed loudly when you felt your phone vibrate, it was just a text from best friend!chenle.

cnehle (02:32): im outside :DD

cnehle (02:32): pls im freezing alr

upon reading the message, you ran to the window and it indeed was a demon in a form of chenle. you open the window and said, "what are you doing?!"

chenle showed a wide smile, laughing maniacally, "just because! now, c'mon down before i die of hypothermia!"

you waste no time, grabbing a thick jacket over your pajamas and some fuzzy socks, sliding on your slip-ons.

carefully walking down the stairs and opening the front door, you successfully went out of the house only in pajamas and phone.

chenle walked towards you with a shit eating grin as he managed to force you out of your home, "hey, y/n."

"why the fuck are we outside two in the morning?"

"well, i'm craving some food and i-i have something to tell you that has been keeping me up these days. and why am i doing this at two in the morning? because i just feel a weird burst of confidence."

you look at him incredulously. there was that familiar fuzzy feeling you always feel around chenle. you have liked chenle ever since he took your ice cream and ate it when you were five. you have liked chenle ever since he made you friendship bracelets when you were in kindergarten because no one made for you in class. you have liked chenle and hid it until who knows when because you're too afraid to say it.

chenle looks down, suddenly intrigued by the color of his socks under the moonlight, "look, y/n. uh, i've been wanting to confess—um, ever since we were kids, middle school, i think, you used to wear this stupid pigtails that always hit me in the face every time you move," chenle chuckled at the memory, eyes still not meeting yours. your heart was gonna explode any minute and the butterflies in your stomach only gets stronger by the second.

"i never complained because it looked cute on you. also that one time where you wanted to play with dolls but i'm the only friend you've got so you forced me to go along your tea party with your other dolls and stuff toy... i beared with it because i liked seeing you happy.

"and when the school dance in 10th grade came up, you were asked by a senior and you agreed. not gonna lie, it hurt me but still, when my date ditched me, you ditched yours so i wouldn't be lonely."

by now, you can feel your tears threatening to fall, but you do not dare it fall. you stayed silent, giving him space to think and finish what he has to say.

"that's why i'm here today," he finally looked back at you, eyes serious and a hint of nervousness, "it's our last year of high school together before we part ways for college, i just need to get things off my chest and clear them out. i admit i have been a coward but... it's now or never. i like you, y/n."

there was a burst of energy inside you, your body feeling fuzzy, the butterflies in your stomach has finally erupted and your face red as the bull's hatest color. you stare at him, still caught of guard. panicking, you thought of a response.

"i, uh, i like you too," you blurt out, his brown eyes distracting you.

"what."

"i said," you cleared your voice, "i like you too, zhong chenle."

then there was a scream. chenle was jumping in front of you happily which you just laugh at. he is literally a big baby. after a couple of seconds, he turned back to you, smile wide making his eyes look small, he englufed in a hug and twirls you around.

"this is the best day ever!" chenle screamed again.

you pulled away and slapped his arm, "you'll wake the whole neighborhood!"

he just laughed and hugged you once again. comfortable silence sat between you.

"so, that means, we're together? wait, how do you do this," chenle pulled away and his face contorted into a confused one. he coughed, his demeanor changed to serious and looked at you straight in the eyes, "y/n, would you like to be my girlfriend?"

"yes, i would love to."

the rest of the morning, you went to mcdonalds, having it as your first date. it was full of laughter and love. nothing has changed except your label, and now you're more open to love and you want nothing more than that.

zhong chenle is your first and last love.

[shirtlesssammy]

7x01: Meet the New Boss

Then:

Cas is God now, and I’ve never been more devout.

Now:

We start right where we left off. Cas wants the rest of TFW to love and respect him but they only fear him. Well, dude, you can explode them with a snap of your finger. Dean asks if he’s going to kill them. He has no need; They’re powerless against him, so they’re not going to try anything. Dean pleads with Cas again. But all Cas says is that he hopes, for their sake, this will be the last time they see him, and he’s gone. 

Dean asks Sam how he’s doing. Sam falls, cuts his hand, and sees visions of Hell. So, peachy. 

God!Cas is really taking the whole God Complex to a new level. He kills off a ton of angels in Heaven. “It is a new day on Earth and in Heaven. Rejoice.”

Dean’s soul Baby is once again in a sad state of disrepair. Sam’s resting while Bobby and Dean discuss trying to find where God II is chilling. Bobby suggests looking for a trenchcoat on a tortilla and I sometimes love watching episodes I don’t rewatch a lot because that was funny. Dean has no clue how to deal with Cas, but he can fix his car, and when Sam wakes, he can work on fixing him too. 

Later, Dean’s grabbing a beer when Sam walks into the kitchen. He’s okay! Okay enough, at least. Dean tells him to come help with the car and they’ll talk about what to do about Cas. Sam starts to walk out when.

A homophbic preacher is giving a shitty sermon when God walks into the room. I will always stan the God!Cas that says, “I am utterly indifferent to sexual orientation.” I mean, God!Cas is completely out of control, but just like our Cas, he was trying to do his best in a world that’s far too easy to do your worst. 

Cas kills the minister and then hears a whisper of his name. He stumbles but walks out of the church. 

Sam’s in the basement getting some tools when he starts to have visions of Hell. Bobby finds him. 

There are news reports that 200 different religious leaders are dead in an “act of God.” One eyewitness reports: “We all saw him. No beard. No robe. He was young, and sexy.” WHooEE. (Sidenote: Chuck has a beard and a robe. Lol.) The Ku Klux Klan is forced to disband. New Age motivational speakers: Gone. I mean, God!Cas, bby, these two are not the same. Sam thinks they should try talking to Cas again. Dean has closed that door. 

Cas healed leprosy? Bless the God that overrides pharmaceutical companies and their greed for profit. 

Cas finds Crowley hiding out in a trailer park. 

He tells Crowley that he will remain King of Hell but Cas will control where the souls go. Crowley has no say in the situation so he graciously accepts. 

Sam is up late reading when he has a nightmare vision of getting choked by a chain. He wakes and calls for Dean and Bobby. 

They’re busy in the shed with Baby and the 5000th beer of the episode. Also, Dean’s wearing his cute blue jumper and why can’t they bring that back? 

They discuss Sam. Sam overhears their conversation. Sam and Bobby really want to find something to get to Cas. Dean does not want to poke that bear. Dean does suggest summoning Crowley. 

They want a spell to bind Death. 

Cas is out and about healing true believers while he is deteriorating. 

Then he opens his shirt (YAY!) only to reveal a roiling belly full of something that wants out (NAY!). 

Bobby gets a Fedex from Crowley: The binding spell for Death. They have a lot of the ingredients but they still need “an act of God, crystallized.” Bobby found something at a house about 9 hours away. 

That night after some quick thinking on Dean’s part, (“Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”), they head inside the house to steal their act of God. 

The residents of the house interrupt their burglary (they keep the fulgurite in an actual glass case smh). Dean turns around to see a shotgun pointed at him and has ZERO concerns. In two shakes of a lamb’s tail he has the homeowners trussed up. After a polite introduction, they begin preparing for the ritual. Sam and Bobby work on spell ingredients while Dean does the real heavy lifting and carefully arranges a bag of greasy takeout and a soda on a side table. 

The ritual begins. The building shakes. “Um, hello? Death?” Dean peers around nervously and comes face to face with newly bound Death. 

Dean immediately fetches the bag of greasy food - the best fried pickle chips around! Hey, Death, if you won’t eat those please pass ‘em over here. 

“This is about Sam’s hallucinations, I assume?” Dean’s jaw drops down the ground. WHAT hallucinations, Sam? I can’t believe you are keeping something from your brother! 

Dean files this new piece of information away and they get back on track. They need Death to kill God. Because “we said so and we’re the boss of you.” Dean. Honey. 

Our poor Dean-tastrophe gets saved from himself by the appearance of Our Lord and Hot Guy on a Tortilla, Castiel himself. Death is utterly unimpressed. 

“You look awfully like a mutated angel to me,” Death snarks, and informs Cas that he’s due to explode soon. In addition to a major overload of souls, Cas has also swallowed Leviathan - ancient hungry monsters that predate angels. They’ve been locked away in Purgatory for time out of mind, but now they’re just a step away from a delicious new world and their doorway is Cas’s gut. 

Cas brushes away this concern.

“Where is he?” Cas asks Death about God!God. “I did a service taking his place.” Oh honey no.

Dean quickly gets tired of the Death versus Castiel snark-off and orders Death to “kill ‘im now.” 

Death lifts his hand with grim amusement to smite Cas, when Cas snaps his fingers and frees Death. Uh. Wherps. Death strolls over to the pickle chips, reassures the frightened homeowners, and Castiel flaps away to…

A political campaign headquarters. Cas heads in to kill the senator running for re-election who has caused “poverty and despair in God’s name.” His stern facade cracks and he starts to laugh wildly. Uh. Oh no.

Death berates Dean for not preventing Castiel’s catastrophic god complex. He warned him, after all! About the souls! It wasn’t a cryptic clue at all! “Maybe you should find somebody better to tip off,” Dean suggests with rising ire. 

Death suggests that his own time is better spent on another planet. At the time, I pictured Death swimming with our tentacled interstellar friends in a sea of stars but now I like to think Death planned a jaunt to a parallel world to talk to jetsetting Dean and Sam instead. 

Sam tries to smooth it over and asks for a smidge of help. Death tells them that if Cas returns it all to Purgatory, that will be enough to save their world. He arranges for another eclipse as well to help them build another door. Finally, he warns Dean about ever trying to bind him again and compliments him on the pickle chips. 

Cas wakes up. He’s covered in blood, lying in a pool of blood, and he’s surrounded by...the dead bodies of the political campaign workers. Cas killed everyone, and he killed them bloody. Viciously. 

Back at Bobby’s, Dean has his boots kicked up on the table with a drink in hand. Sam tries to rally him to fight to get Cas back from the brink. Dean isn’t buying it - not from the guy who’s been hiding his hallucinations from everyone else. (Okay, but pot kettle black, Dean Bean.) 

“It’s under control,” Sam insists. Dean would still rather escape into a life of porn and alcohol binging. He then finds news footage of the campaign office and sees the demented smile on Cas’s face. Erm. Not good. 

Sam doesn’t give up, though! In the junkyard, he prays to Cas to let them help him. Back inside with Dean, Sam’s ready to sink into a chair and give up when Cas appears. 

He looks...rough.

Cas asks for help. He talks Dean and Sam through setting up the ritual while he slumps on the floor. “I feel regret,” he tells Dean, wishing that he were strong enough to fix Sam’s wall before he dies. Dean’s not ready to hand out any hugs. BUT I AM.

Sam’s off getting blood for the ritual when he runs into an old face. Lucifer confronts him and tells Sam that he’s still trapped in the cage with two archangels and has been hallucinating everything since. “This is my best torture yet. Make you believe that you’re free and then yank the wool off of your eyes.” Yeesh, that’s clearly a move Lucifer would’ve learned from Michael. Who learned it from Chuck, right? 

Dean heads off to find Sam and discovers a jar of blood in the hallway...and no Sam. Pressed for time, he rushes back to paint the sigil on the wall. They prop Cas up and start the spell. “I’m sorry, Dean,” Cas gets out just before the spell ignites. 

The wall rips away and then light blasts out of Castiel. 

Mood, amirite?

Cas lies on the floor, unresponsive. He’s cold and not breathing. He’s DEAD, JIM! “Damn it,” Dean mutters as sorrow steals over his features.

And then Cas blinks awake. And insta-heals! He sits up, blinking. “That was unpleasant.” Cas has his usual half bewildered half sorrowful expression. He swears that he’ll redeem himself to Dean, and Dean seems at least halfway receptive to that plan! He won’t push him away!

Except...Cas suddenly pushes Dean and Bobby away. He crumples in on himself and shouts that they’ve held on! The leviathans! In a moment, any trace of Cas is gone as Leviathan!Cas grins maniacally and tosses Dean across the room. 

“This is going to be so much fun,” Cas says...and knowing how it ends up we agree! Pining, baby. Pining!

These Quotes are the Monster Under Your Bed:

What a brave little ant you are

Miracles, mass visions, trenchcoat on a tortilla? I don't know what I'm lookin' for

I am utterly indifferent to sexual orientation

We all saw him. No beard, no robe. He was young...and...and sexy. He had a raincoat

Who feels like hog tying death tonight?

You know how I'm gonna deal? I'm gonna stuff my pie-hole, I'm gonna drink, and I'm gonna watch some Asian cartoon porn and act like the world's about to explode because it is

I'm gonna find some way to redeem myself to you

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[captainillogical]

Devil’s Ballroom ch.3

A year after the events from the earth’s final attack, Little Homeworld is finally complete, and there’s a new jazz bar where gems and humans mingle and drink. - As you’re typing back a reply, someone pulls the stool out next to you and takes a seat. You see a sliver of pink out of the corner of your eye as you try not to actually Look. Oh god. It’s her. God can’t help us now.

Spinel/Reader

collab with my lovely wife @firstofficertightpants

    She sets her mostly empty drink down on the counter, and turns to look at you when Bismuth walks over again, stealing her gaze right back.

“That was nice, Spinel. I think that was my favorite song of yours yet.” She says to her. “You want another round?”

“Aw jeez, thanks I guess, Bis.” Spinel says sheepishly. “And yeah, I think I’ll need it tonight.”

    You pretend that nothing weird has ever happened to you at all in your life, and down the rest of your drink. You want like, 5 more of these and then you'll be able to deal with this.

Y/N: Yeah. I remember the night. She's also sitting right next to me. Uh.

Alex: for real

Y/N: I might be internally having a panic attack.

    Bismuth pours Spinel her drink, and she sighs. "It's just, today was kind of rough. Blue called and wanted to apologize for things that she doesn't need to be apologizing about, and I kind of wish they'd calm down a little and let me exist in peace."

    Bismuth nods. "Steven has talked a lot about them. They seem really difficult to be around, if I'm going to be honest. They don't quite get.. real people problems."

"You have no idea." She replies, and takes a long drink. “They don’t even understand privacy. I couldn’t do anything without them basically following me everywhere. It was stifling.”

“Seriously, I’m not sure what I expected from the Diamonds, but if you told me that 5000 years ago, I wouldn’t have believed you at all.” Bismuth says, “I’m just glad you have some much needed breathing room.”

“It was long overdue. Several months in their presence was more than enough.”

    Bismuth gives Spinel a tired smile, and turns to you.

“How are you holdin up there, Y/N?” She hands you another drink. “You’ve only been here 25 minutes or so, and you’re on your 3rd already. That kinda night?”

“Err, just in the mood I guess.” You reply and laugh. You weren’t trying to eavesdrop. Bismuth turns away to a couple of other patrons and busies herself making a few mixed drinks for them.

        Alex: dude kick her for almost killing ur dad

    Y/N: What, and get myself killed? Fuck no.

    Alex: ur a pussy

    Harper: did she say anything about you taking a pic?

    Y/N: No! Please don’t curse me.

“You know, if you wanted a pic so bad of myself, you could’ve asked.”  Spinel says, turning to face you directly. You stare at your phone and can feel your face heating up for being called out. You can feel your mouth working way faster than your brain can even comprehend.

“My friends are shitheads and didn’t believe me when I said I saw someone cute on stage.” You say, and immediately shut your mouth. If you could sink into the floor right now and disappear forever, that would be great. God doesn’t grant you this though, and you curse him for it. “I mean.. I’m sorry. That was rude of me to do without your permission.” She grins. 

“Ya know, I didn’t actually see who did it, I just saw the general direction of the flash and walked towards it, and happened to find an empty seat next to someone looking fairly nervous.” She laughs. “Way to out yourself there.”

    You look at her. Fucking goddammit. “I seem to be doing a lot of that today. Ughhhhh.” You drag your hand down your face in dramatic fashion, and take a drink. You’re starting to feel the alcohol slowly take a small bit of effect. “Song was nice by the way.”

“Oh, thanks.” She looks a bit surprised, like she’s not used to compliments. Hm. 

“I’m not so musically talented myself, but uh. I can make some mean enchiladas. AND I can make a calculator spell the word “boobs”.” You say, like it’s somehow impressive.

“What’s an enchilada?” Spinel looks at you suspiciously. Oh right. Gem. 

“It’s.. food. Hold on.” You say and pull up an internet browser to google the definition of enchiladas so you can show her a pic. You see the group chat go off a couple times and keep swiping away your friend’s rapid texts, knowing that they’re asking you too many questions right now and you’re determined to show this alien one of your favorite foods. Tonight sure is a weird night. You find a good pic of enchiladas, and turn your phone towards her. “See? Tortilla, cheese, meat. Great stuff. You can even change some of the ingredients and make them a couple different ways. All pretty good if I do say so myself.” You say as she looks at it, and you can see your phone chime with another message notification. You pull your phone away quickly before she has any chance to see whatever the fuck your friends are talking about.

“Humans are strange.” She replies, a pondering look on her face. She takes another drink and sets the glass down gently, keeping her hand lightly on the glass. You notice her fingernails are short and clean. You wonder if they grow like human nails? You wonder how similar gems are to humans in general. “You guys have to eat to survive? And you all grow so much all the time, and you’re constantly changing. You can’t even grow limbs back, or shapeshift. What’s the point?”

“The point?” You laugh. “I mean, science IS advancing and we can grow organs from plants, in a lab. Can’t grow limbs back.. yet. I can’t exactly change being human. Besides, you gems as a race don’t exactly look like you have any fun at all. Being human is all about having new experiences.” You say.

“Well, maybe I’m having fun now.” She says, tapping the rim of her glass. You kind of look at her for a second. She seems to be tapping her left foot on the side of the stool, maybe kind of nervously? Her hair is up in a ponytail, and she's pushing some of the fringe behind her ear. She’s cute, you think to yourself. 

“Oh?” You say as you smile slyly into your drink. You think you see her blush a bit.

“It’s been a while since I’ve been here. Last time wasn’t so nice. Some guy tried punching me, he was drunk and recognized me from the earth attack last year. Bismuth had to kick him out.” She says stiffly, and takes a drink. “I’m sorry about that, by the way.”

“My dad almost died.” You say. She winces.

“I am really sorry. I do regret how I dealt with my entire situation.. I’ve had a lot of time to think about it." She sighs. "I’m just glad no one actually died. And thanks for not cursing me out, for all of this."

"He's hard to kill, anyway." 

"What?" She says, staring at you incredulously. 

"My dad. He's done so many stupid, dangerous things that I remember from my childhood. He must have some kind of divine blessing, because even when he fought that gator off grandpa's porch, he came out without a scratch. And that was one really pissed off gator." You say. Spinel laughs heartily. She's actually really cute when she laughs, and you can't help staring for a second. “There was also that one time this guy attempted to rob us at a gas station, and he took the bastard down with the unopened energy drink from his cup holder. You wanna know what he had to complain about afterwards? That he had to now go buy another energy drink. That’s my fucking dad, I guess.”

“Your life sounds interesting.” She says in reply.  “I can tell that you love him though.”

“Yeah. He’s kind of my entire life. He’s all I have left of my family.” You say, smiling. “He’s a good dad. He tries his best.” You hear your phone chime a couple more times, and roll your eyes. They’re so fucking needy. “My friends are extremely obnoxious, and must know what I’m doing at all times. You have anyone like that in your life? Because I could pawn off Alex on you if you want.” You grab your phone and open up your group chat to see what they’re talking about. There’s quite a few missed messages.

    Harper: she hasn’t said shit in a while and i’m kinda worried.

    Harper: what if she got kidnapped. D:

    Alex: shes probs in the middle of a bar fight tbh

    Alex: im pretty sure that alien started it or something

    Alex: she was probs all like “im gonna kill ur planet now and finish u all off!!”

    Alex: and Y/N was like “not on my watch BITCH” and decks her

    Alex: the whole bar claps

    Harper: shut up it’s been like 10 mins and she hasn’t said anything and i’m nervous.

“I have a few people who I’d call friends here. Bismuth, Lapis, Amethyst.. Steven. I kind of feel like I’m bothering them when I’m around, in general..” She says, swirling the drink around in her glass. She regards it, lifts to her lips, and takes a drink. “Steven sometimes asks how I’m doing.. I know he cares. I have a hard time letting myself be honest with him. Cause.. you know. He’d try to solve all my problems. And I try to deal with them on my own.”

Y/N: I'm not dead. We're talking. She's nice.

Alex: wow are all genocidal maniacs nice i wonder

Harper: TALKING. YOU'RE TALKING TO HER

Y/N: YES WE'RE TALKING.

Y/N: She even apologized about my dad, and the entire shebang, really. 

Y/N: She's nice conversation, anyway.

Harper: whoa she apologised?

Alex: youve got to be kidding me rn

Alex: lemme just go revive gengis khan so we can have a nice chat over tea

Alex: this is absolutely nuts why am i the only sane one here

Alex: im gonna go fucking feral 

"It's such a Steven thing to do, too. You should've seen how he was when he found out about my mother." You laugh, and set your phone down on the counter. "He literally tried to go out and find her. He's such a sweet kid, but I had to break it to him that even if I knew where she was, I didn't want to see her."

    Off to your left side, you feel someone approach you at the bar. You turn your face to see who it is. It's a man who looks a decade older than you are, and you've never seen him before. He nods to regard you. 

"Can I get you a drink, beautiful? You look absolutely lovely." He says, leaning in slightly.

"Thank you, but I'm alright." You put in your best polite, but fuck off smile. 

"You're just going to say no without even considering it?" He smiles, and you hate it. He's giving you terrible vibes and it's making you uneasy.

"I said I'm good." 

"Yeah bu-" He starts, but Spinel cuts him off.

"She says she's good, pal. Leave the dame alone." She crossed her arms over her chest, and glares at him. 

"Damn fine, stuck up bitch. Didn't want to talk to you anyway." He spews, and leaves to the other side of the bar. Thank god, you think to yourself.

"Thank you for that." You say to her, seriously relieved. "Fucker needs to learn how to take no for an answer." 

“Yeah, well. No one harasses a girl on my watch.” She regards you carefully. “Do you mind if I ask you something?”

“No?” You lift an eyebrow in response.

“What happened with your mother?” She says, grabbing for her drink and taking a sip.

“Oh. Um,” You’re a bit surprised that she seems to genuinely care. You’ve known her for all of like.. a half hour. “She left when I was 5. Just had enough of dad and I, I suppose. Dad says it just came out of nowhere, and he has no idea what happened. We were a happy family, and then one day after dinner, she went into their room, packed some things in a single bag, and left.” You pause to take kind of a long drink. “And no one knows where she went. It’s been 17 years. Not a single word. It actually really fucked me up for years. I felt abandoned and absolutely worthless. How could you raise a child for 5 years, and just fucking bounce? Like, did she read a manual on how to fuck up your kid and give them emotional problems for the rest of their life? God, what a fucking bitch. I can’t even IMAGINE doing that to a kid.”

    Spinel is staring at you with wide, shocked eyes.

“Eventually I ended up gaining some friends that helped me get over it, for the most part. They’re stupid and I love them. And if they ever found my mother, they would murder her in a heartbeat.” You say, chuckling. Spinel is still staring at you. “Are you okay? You ask. 

“I’m fine, it’s just.. I don’t think I’ve ever met someone like me.” You watch her fiddle with her fingers. She moves slightly, and you see her shirt open, heart gem glimmering in the low lighting. You don’t want to be caught staring at it, like a crow to a shiny object. (You want to touch it. You want to touch it bad. Is it warm? Is it cold? Is it smooth? You need to know.) “I also had a very important person abandon me. The MOST important person to me, actually. For uh.. 6000 years.” You look up and your eyes make contact with hers.

“What.” You say. “6000 years.”

“Yeah.. It’s kind of embarrassing now, though.” She shrugs. “But it was terrible, and now I’m here. I’ll never get closure the way I want from Pink Diamond, because she’s gone forever. Anyway,” You kind of want to hug her. “I’ve been surviving, and I think I’m doing okay.” She smiles slightly. Bismuth is suddenly in front of the two of you.

“I saw some commotion all the way from the other side. That guy bother you? Want me to deal with him?” She says, all while refilling Spinel’s drink without even asking.

“Nah, he fucked right out of here when Spinel told him off.” You say, and finish the rest of your cider. Blegh. Warm.

“Is that so?” Bismuth say, grinning. She’s pointedly looking at Spinel. Spinel is giving Bismuth a dirty look. Oh my, what is going on there? You feel your bladder cursing up a storm inside you.

“Bismuth, I’d like another beer please.” You slowly get up on sleepy, wobbly legs. “And I’ll be right back, gotta pee.” You turn and look at Spinel, who looks back. “Guard my purse.”

“Cannnn do.” She says while taking another drink.

    You make your way slowly over to the bathroom that was actually just 15ft away from you, and go over to one of the stalls and plop down onto the toilet, pulling out your phone to look at group chat. 

    Harper: so my brother got catfished again

    Alex: LMFAO

    Harper: how many times is this? 4? for fucks sake

    Harper: he’s 29. you’d think he’d have his shit together by now, but noooo.

    Alex: that is honestly the saddest thing ive heard

    Alex: wins most pathetic man of the month

    Y/N: oof.

    Y/N: Yeah that’s just sad.

    Alex: Y/NNNNNNNNNNNNN!!

    Alex: how are yoooouuuu

    Y/N: I’m fine. I’m having a nice time.

    Harper: you still hangin with the not-evil-now alien? :p

    You choose to reply later, and instead finish your business in the stall. You come out and wash your hands, making sure you wash them thoroughly. You never know what kind of germs are in bar bathrooms. You’re drying your hands when you hear the bathroom door open, and someone is walking in. You turn to look, and it’s a familiar figure. A man. 

The man from earlier.

[autumnpawtribe]

Complications Part 8

((TW: Murder, Violence...  Eh just go with all the things.)) Xiao actually chuckled at Aret's words, kissing him gently on the forehead. He spoke in Pandaren, but he translated through the link for Vol. "Aret, do you really think they would not be coming back to Pandaria with us? They are your family... and you are our family. They will be welcome in our home, just as Naddja and Zakin are." He hugged Aret and then offered a warm look to his mother. "Take them outside, Aret. To your apartment. Your family and your daughter need some time together. We will be back when we are done, okay?"

Aret looked up at Vol and Xiao as Vol pulled him to his feet.  "Take our daughter to your apartment.  Get some clean clothes and such for your mother and sister before you go.  Xiao and I will finish this up and meet you there.”  We'll bring something to eat.  Rest, sweetheart, and trust us."  He gave Aret a kiss, smiling as Pahre blushed, but smiled.  "He is well loved, Auntie.  I promise.  Please trust us both."

When Aret left with his mother, Tarja in his arms, Vol turned and grinned brightly around his tusks.  "this is needed...."  With that the big hunter used one of the kicks Xiao had taught him, dropping his heel right onto the man's nose, watching it explode in blood.   "Dat be fer Auntie.."

Xiao watched them leave, making sure they were out of sight before he turned around and- WOW that was a mess of blood that splattered all over. He let out a disbelieving little noise, not out of distaste, but merely surprise. "Someone was in a hurry." He said through the link to Vol. "Do you wish to do the honors since I already have paralyzed them and left them with little pride left? Jansevet is more stubborn but Aket seems quite broken, which I am rather proud of even though I likely should not be."

"Do you blame me..  and my kills were quick, clean and business like.  THIS involves our husband and our daughter.  Personal."  Vol grinned, pulling the hunting knife off of his hip.  "Oh, It's gonna be my pleasure."  Vol became silent and ultimately businesslike as he swatted a few spiders away from the screaming priest.  "Oh Shut yer face, ja gonna be dead in a minute.  Xiao Chun, dey can feel dey faces, right?"

"Not at all, they are monsters. They deserve it." He then watched as Vol pulled out the knife, shaking his head. "They are numb from the neck down. I severed each spinal cord, but they can still feel from the neck up. I am not entirely certain of the cut off, but... somewhere on the neck. Jansevet also soiled himself, so... that is what /that/ smell is."

"Ah smelt raptah shit before... Ja go open da door?"  There was a scratching sound behind the door as Vol knelt down over the priest, smiling as he grabbed an upright tusk in one hand and his forehead in the other.  His words were in Zandali, so he translated for Xiao so nothing was missed.  "This is for my Daughter." He Snapped the left tusk off at the jaw line and set it to the side as Aket Screamed in abject pain.  "This is for my Pandaren husband for making him upset"  Both Tusks were left on the man's chest as their prey screamed in horror and suffering.  He did the same to the old prelate, the same response from snapped off tusks as he spoke.  "This is for my Zandalari husband and torturing him...  And this one is for his mother and sisters, for the same thing."

Xiao nodded and moved to the door, wincing lightly at the sounds of tusks snapping, but he knew it was deserved. He opened the door, expecting to likely find Honor and Valor on the other side if he had to guess.Valor actually licked Xiao's face, finding the spot of blood before He and Honor wandered in.  Vol whistled and both sat, watching the pair of Zandalari that would be their dinner.  Vol let them both lay and scream, rolling his eyes as he found a cooking pot, and lined it with what looked like large palm leaves.  "Xiao, love, can you shut them up?  Annoying as fuck and the old one keeps cursing my balls... so.. Little sick of him." 

Xiao squeaked in surprise at Valor, smiling a bit as he gave the raptors each a friendly little scritchin'. He looked over to Vol and nodded. "Of course. One moment." He went over to touch them and then kind of just... made a whimpering noise and looked to Vol. "Spiders..." He said through the link, trying not to be weak but there were still spiders crawling over each one.

"Nothing to be done about them.  She's upset with them as it is I would bet.  Don't fuck with Shadra."  He found a lid that fit the cooking vessel and put it on the side next to Aket.  He used words in Zandalari, speaking the words softly, but strong enough it was easy to know this was a prayer, ritual.  "Bwonsamdi take you, in peace.  To the Loa of graves I send you.  Death comes for all, mortal and Loa alike.  He is the equality of the world.  No matter your power, status, strength.  We all go to him in the end.  I am a hunter of death, I give you until my Loa this day."

Aket could not stop Vol as the long knife was plunged into his gut above his umbilicus, and pulled up until the blade met bone.  The hunter grunted as he pulled harder, enough to crack the bone.  There were no screams, but the room felt different and a maniacal laugh filled the air.  Vol knew the voice and spoke through the link to Xiao.  "DO NOT look up.."

"Et been a LONG time, Raptahblood..  Took someone wrongin' ya family fer ya ta send me gifts again, hmm?"

"I apologize for my lack of service, Guardian of the Dead.  I hope they make up for it."

"You send me two of Shadra's.. and no contest from her.  Ah be forgivin' ya, man."

Xiao nodded, offering Vol an apologetic glance at not being able to silence them. He just couldn't get himself to touch all of the tiny spiders. When Vol began sliding the blade into the flesh, Xiao looked up and away, off to the side toward the kitchen. What he didn't expect was the laughter. He immediately whipped his head toward the noise as if ready to defend... and then he heard Vol's words. It was too late, he was already laying eyes upon the Loa of Graves himself, going a bit wide eyed. "You... should have told me sooner..." He said through the link nervously.

"Well.. Well.  The Little monk what started this little sacrifice.  If the Raptahblood 'ere hadn't come, YOU were gonna gift me these two, I would bet."  The Loa cackled, looking down at Xiao.  "Take pride in ya work, little man."  The Troll skull-like face looked Xiao in the face, a smile in his words.  "Ya served me maaaany guests in your wars.  You won't deny it, will ya?  Raptahblood!  You finish em, and Ah'll gladly take what you and your little man gave.  Remember, the heart is best stewed..."

With that the Loa disappeared, Vol relaxing immediately as he went back to work.  "Well, he knows you."

Xiao offered a nervous smile as he mentioned his wars, nodding a little. "Many, yes... and I had every intention of giving these two to you, had Vol'raka not come for Aret's mother. You deserve to do with their souls as you will, they are too cruel for this world." 

He said with a hard swallow, hoping he wasn't speaking out of line. When the Loa vanished, Xiao practically slumped, leaning against the wall with a full-body sigh. "Sweet Celestials above, Vol'raka you could have warned me he might make an ACTUAL appearance. You should feel how fast my heart is pounding right now."  He said as he tried to steady himself, his hands lightly shaking.

"Xiao, NO ONE controls Bwonsamdi.  I didn't think He'd show, so why worry you?" 

The troll kept slicing his prey up, having broken Aket's ribcage at that point and looking down at the beating heart.  "Here is where we find out how queasy you get."  

Precise incisions released vessel and sinew as the heart stopped beating and Mala'ket slowly lost the light in his eyes.  Vol cleaned the blade on the priest's robes as he placed the heart in the cook pot.  "He shat himself too, no leg meat, but Im not cooking a roast.  Can you find me a cup.. or something small with a lid?"

Xiao seemed mostly unphased by the heart, still recovering from the LOA OF GRAVES actually fucking showing up. He stood and leaned in to kiss Vol gently on the cheek. "I am more queasy from Bwonsomdi showing up than cutting out a heart. Death is something I try to avoid unless necessary, a Loa? That is much more startling." He said with a nervous chuckle as he began to look through the kitchen for something to match Vol's description. "They really do not smell good..." He murmured to himself mostly. "I should have made them go to the bathroom before I severed their cords."

"Those two don't care.  They'll still eat them.  And how do you think you would have.... managed that?"  Vol smiled, even as his arms were covered in blood and he'd began nonchalantly dismembering the younger male's corpse with a crunch and crack of bone and body.  "They wouldn't have listened... 'hey go squat on the pot before I kill ya'."  The Darkspear chuckled as Jansevet watched in horror as they were so blasé about what they were doing.  He could not talk for the spiders in his mouth and throat, but he was still very aware.  "did you hear my prayer, Xiao.   He is the equality of the world.  Don't fear him.  Respect him."  

Xiao smiled, chuckling now. "Yeah, that... would not have exactly made sense. Still, it is unpleasant." He looked back at them. "I think he is shocked that us 'weaker' races are so capable of talking about these things so easily." He shook his head, leaning down before pointing at Vol. "He serves Bwonsamdi. More importantly? Let me simplify this. The two many your boy loves?" He paused, looking at Vol. "Bounty hunter." He then pointed at himself. "Shado-Pan and war veteran." He dropped his hand and shook his head, speaking toward Jansevet's person now. "Fool..."

"ey now, ah not a bounty huntah anymore.  Ah tend mah raptahs, ah love mah mates, an' a raise ouah baby.  Ah take farmah, Fathah an' lovah more serious, hmm?  Ah just real skilled at dis.  et fill mah belly, en more ways den one.  En dis case.  Breakfast.  Maybe dinnah ef ah gotta stew et."  

Jansevet had pure fear in his eyes as he saw Vol finish up and leave Aket's mangled form alone.  He stood, picking up the pot and moving it closer to the old man.  "When I did this, for money.  I would apologize, if I was looking them in the eye.  I'm not sorry tonight.   You hurt a sweet man, made his life hell.  He was strong enough to stay alive.  As his husbands, we have an obligation, you see.  We are obligated to protect our family.  You no longer being alive will let me sleep SO much better at night now.  You should know some things.  Your oldest Grandson, Zakin, is a good, smart boy and I am glad to call him nephew.  Your daughter's supposedly dead baby.  That is the daughter I helped make.  Our Little Tarja is chosen to be a Shadowhunter for Vol'jin once he comes to his power.  She is beautiful and will grow strong of heart, spirit, body and mind.  She will be raised with unconditional love.  You will have at LEAST three more grandchildren, that you will never meet, nor will they know anything about you.  your legacy dies with you.  None will mourn.  Your wife, she will be treated as I treat an Aunt.  Your daughters I will protect until they find ones they love, I will arrange no marriage for them.  Every ministration you used to destroy them, I will work hard to undo.  You will cease to exist.. and I will destroy your memory one day at a time." 

Vol smiled, an oddly calm gesture as he placed his knife between the old man's eyes.  "They are my family now.  They are our family now." 

Xiao moved up behind Vol as he moved beside Jansevet, standing behind his love like a stalwart supporter, staring the Zandalari man down as his love spoke each and every word to dismantle the monster's life works. Xiao reached out for Vol's hand to stop him before he plunged the blade in, however. He spoke in Zandali, managing the sentence remarkably well for someone still learning the language. "May Bwonsomdi show your soul the same mercy you showed your family. Loa of Graves take you... and punish you forever." With that, he spat on Jansevet's face the same way he'd been spat at earlier. Then he let Vol's hand go, letting him plunge as he wished.

Vol grinned, holding Xiao's hand on his as he plunged the dagger down, letting the skull crack as the blade sunk in.  "Ja Loa gonna love workin' wit Ja, lil lovah."  He pulled the dagger out, flicked a bit of bone off of it and used the same technique on Jansevet as he did on Aket.  "You find that cup?  I want to collect some blood before we go ransacking the house.."

Xiao smiled with a little blush. "You bringing out my dominance paired with me dipping back into... well, 'War Veteran Xiao' has made me more confident in things like this." He said before nodding and reaching over for the teapot he found since it had a lid like Vol asked. "Will this work?"  

“It'll work.  Looks like a pandaren spoil.  Ours now."  Some blood from both men found its way into the pot, a small bit of cloth from Aket's robes plugging the end as both hearts and two pairs of tusks made it into the covered pot.  "There. Easy to carry."  He moved away, whistled, watched the raptors dive in to two dead trolls and turned to Xiao.  "We need to ransack the house, make it look like robbery.  unless you have a better idea?"

Xiao watched the two raptors for a moment before shaking himself away from it and looking at Vol. "I was just going to suggest we burn the place down, but... it is mostly stone, so I don't know if that would work."

"Before we do that, look for valuables then.  Anything that looks like an heirloom, or something they want to keep?  The inside will burn just fine, but the walls wont burn before the shamans and mages get here."

"Will that be enough?" He then gasped. "Ooh, we could make it look like a kitchen fire. Have something in the pot go wrong but we accelerate it?" He asked curiously, trying to be helpful.

“I am marrying a clever pandaren.  Look around.. ten minutes.  Then we burn it."

With That Vol wandered out, looking for all valuables he could find.  In a box he came back with a doll, some jewelry, Gold, A Sari-type length of silk that looked pandaren in its pattern, a few knives, of gold and obsidian.  There were other little treasures in the box, the black wooden container tucked under his arm.  "Find anything?"

Xiao smiled and kissed Vol before scampering off, going around looking through the home. He came back after some time, carrying a small box, looking as though he might cry. "Vol..." He whispered. "I found a hiding spot in Aret's old room... I found a journal, a doll... drawings..." He bit his lip. "I... I am afraid to ask him if he wants them." He cleared his throat. "I also found some antiques from Pandaria, likely stolen during the invasion. A small vase, some dinner finery. We can use them as our formal dinnerware." He was trying to remain casual, but something from Aret's hidey hole seemed to have upset him.  

"Let him decide.  They are his old memories.  We are the new."

Vol had built a small pyre on the cook stove, his raptors looking fat and happy now.  He had a bottle of what looked like wter, but smelled like goblin jet fuel.  "Janaret.  Take Tarja, your sister and Mother back home.  We will meet you there in a bit.  Get them settled in to a room for the night and we'll talk."  

There was a whine, but Aret did as he was told, going quiet as Vol poured the liquid on the wood, soaking the material and then over what the raptors had not eaten.  "I don't have that fire breath... thing....  Care to do the honors?"

Xiao nodded, setting the small collection of items down and taking the bottle from Vol. "I always hated this part, the alcohol always tastes horrible..." He said with a shake of his head. "The bodies, the stove, or... everything?"

The Darkspear bent down, picked up the little collection, and walked to his pets and put his arm around one's neck.  "All of it.  I'll take Valor...  bring Honor with you?  Burn it down, no trace."  He blew a kiss and touched his hearthstone, letting Xiao know that they were landed and waiting on him.  

"Quickly, lil love.  We have a mess here to settle everyone in."

Xiao nodded. "We will be right behind you." He said to Vol before watching him leave. He brought the bottle to his lips, took a swig, sparked the Chi in front of his lips, and spit in a wide arc of fire that exploded from his mouth. He had luckily grown quite skilled at this, managing to not singe a single piece of fur. He did this several times, the first one singeing the bodies to a crisp until they were unrecognizable. Then he did the same to the kitchen, starting from the pot and making it look like a kitchen fire gone wrong. He hurriedly backed out of the room toward the front door, taking Honor with him. He filled the back rooms one by one, hurrying out until the entire house was starting to fill with smoke. 

"Come on, Honor."  He said it with a cough as he pressed his back to the front door, far away from the smoke as he could manage. He took one last swig and filled the main room, the fire getting dangerously close. He threw the bottle into the fire, making a small fireball explode upward and causing Xiao to yip. "Okay time to go!" 

He triggered the hearthstone and yanked them to safety as the home filled with flames, his fur undamaged but damn was it warm to the touch as if he'd been laying in the sun for several hours.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Once Vol walked in to the house, the boxes  in his hand, he heard the screams.  They were of joy at least.  Vol wandered up, sighing as he got into the shower, scrubbing himself as clean as he could of blood, clipping his nails even to be sure nothing was left behind.  He got as presentable as he could, shaving the sides of his head and rebraiding his hair, making sure his tusks had no trace of blood or grime.  He was aiming to make a first impression.  When he sensed Xiao home and in the house, he wandered down, tying a knee length kilt low on his hips.  

"Get cleaned up, My love.  Best to explain tonight before they all are settled in to bed."

Xiao came home and nodded, leaning against Vol and hugging him tight. "I will head up, this armor feels much hotter than normal..." He said as he kissed Vol's nose and wandered up, looking tired. He washed quickly, but it still took a small bit since he had to do his fur cleaning process. He came down wearing his red vest and black pants, as casually dressy as he could be. 

"Why am I suddenly nervous. I brought the woman back from the brink of death and I am worried about what she will think of me now?"

"She will think how she thinks.   It is Aret who thinks the world of you.  The man who curls his arms around you in the night as you cuddle and sleep, love and wake up with kisses all over that adorable face of yours.  It is the little girl who calls you Ba, who wants cuddles and comfort, who looks at you as if you hung the stars for her and her alone.  It is me, and reminding you that, no matter what, you are the other side of my soul."  

Vol smiled, kissing Xiao on the nose and taking his hand.  "Ja come den?"Xiao practically swooned at Vol's words, wrapping his arms around him and kissing him deeply. He gave a little moan, not one of lust, but just of how deeply he loved the man. "I thank the Celestials for the day I met you, Vol'raka Autumnpaw." He said the full name, grinning widely, love so clear in the way he looked at him. "I am ready..." 

He leaned down again, grinning.  "Wit dat dominant streak, mebe Are and ah cane make lil mastah Xiao feel nice en da mornin', hmm?  Ah do owe mouth presents."

He left it at that as he walked to where they had made rooms for Naddja and her son.  There, Janaret was holding Tarja, letting Nielka coo over her as Naddja and her mother spoke in the corner.  There were tears in the eyes of all four, Zakin asleep in his mother's lap.  It was Naddja who smiled looking toward her mother.  

"Mother, this is Vol'raka and Xiao Chun.  They are...."

"The loves of my life.  They are my husbands to be.". Aret smiled, standing and walking toward both.  He didn't care what his family thought as he licked Vol's chin and kissed Xiao's lips.  "Thank you.....  I don't know what happened, but I.... Thank you."

Xiao wiggled a bit. "You better follow through with that." He murmured happily before following them inside. He was looking at Pahre the most as they spoke, wanting to make sure she was okay. However, when Aret spoke of them, he smiled and leaned into the kiss, wrapping his arms around him to hug him gently as he returned it; albeit chastely as his mother was right there. 

"I would do anything for you and your family... Vol too. You needed to be safe, to be able to sleep at night. So did your mother and sisters."

"I think, Little Master, that we will be ok now.". 

Aret blushed, hugging Xiao tightly before introductions.  "This is my mother, Pahre, my sister, Nielka. They have met our daughter.". He added through the link.  "She knows Naddja birthed her, and both accept not calling her Tarja's mother."  

Pahre stood, clothed in whatever Naddja had that fit, walking over to Xiao first and looking down on him.  She let her magic fall, showing so many old scars that even Vol was agape.  "You, stopped.  No more hurts.  Jansevet, Mala'ket.  Dead?   Yes.  Good.  Grandbabies safe.". Her orcish was just as bad as Xiao's Zandali.

Xiao nodded at Aret, so happy to hold him. When Pahre walked over and her magic dropped, his eyes actually glistened slightly with sadness as if he were fighting tears. He nodded. "Yes, dead." He said in Zandali before hugging slowly extending his arms as to not frighten her with sudden movement, and then went to hug her. That would also mean she'd have a whole mess of INCREDIBLY soft Xiao fur wrapped around her, it'd likely feel like heaven on her skin compared to what she's been living with. "I am sorry for pain. You no deserve it. They no deserve life. I am happy I got rid of. You safe now. Stay here if want?" He said with a smile, looking up at her, assuming she hadn't panicked and pulled away from the hug.

"Your Zandali is getting better, Lover."  

Vol wandered forward and kissed Aret softly, giving the same look to both of his mates as he pulled him into an embrace, back to chest.  The look was one of love, softness, and acceptance.  "Auntie, You are welcome to stay here long as you like and need.  No strings.  You are mother to our mate, and grandmother to our daughter.  After that hell and those two Quashi Yudo, you deserve rest."

Pahre tensed up, so used to pain, she was not used to endearment nor affection.  She quickly recovered and hugged Xiao back.  She looked at him, then the two large trolls.  "You love my son, no pain, anger or yelling?  No hitting, or..  abuse?"

Vol nodded, looking at Xiao then down at Aret.  "No unwanted pain.  Respect and love.  He is a loving father, a beloved mate and a good man.  No matter what that shit bag tried to do, he is sweet, caring, and loving.  As he said, you and your daughters are welcome here.  We have extra rooms, but will need to get you clothing.  We grabbed some things in your old house, we will sort them after breakfast.  Aret..."  

He pulled away, a hand on his sweetheart's cheek.  "Settle them in for the night, show them the kitchen if they need something to eat before breakfast, then come to bed.  We will need to talk a little and sleep.  I have to be up in a few hours and I am a bit tired."

Xiao smiled over at Vol, looking so proud as his Zandali was complimented. "I have been studying." He knew that one, as if he was hoping he'd be asked about it. He then looked back to Pahre and shook his head. "Never anger or yelling. He is Ba'la, Wassa'dim... Lok'dim, someday. We only try to..." He paused, thinking hard for a moment before finally finding the word. "Strive to make him happy." He said with a resolute nod before looking to the Vol. "Right, we need to talk to Aret about... that thing." 

He said in Orcish now, looking at Aret with a hint of concern, though trying to hide it.

Aret was confused for a moment but nodded, licking Vol's chin and clicking tusks as they kissed.   The Prelate kissed Xiao softly as well, caste and loving.  "Mother, Nini.  Come we'll get some blankets and settle you in."

[woojinieemoved]

3 A.M. ―

member: kang daniel

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writing type: paragraph

word count: 2k

summary: you can’t sleep one night so you text daniel || nonidol!au

a/n: just a reupload so if it sucks sorry lol

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The sounds of crickets chirping outside late at night and the sound of your fan on high were the only two things you were listening to as you attempted to fall asleep. For some reason, you felt restless and it was too boring laying in bed with your eyes closed when you weren't even tired. You furrowed your eyebrows, getting frustrated at how long you kept your eyes closed. Jumping up quickly to sit up straight and tapping around your bed where you left your phone charging, unlocking it and going to your messenger app. The light of your phone screen shone brightly into your eyes, causing you to flinch and squint at the screen.

To: cat loser

[2:48 am] y/n: daniel? are you awake?

You felt impatient looking at the screen and put your phone down. “Why would he even be awake? It’s almost 3 am,” you thought, sighing, sliding down to rest your head on your pillow again. While you blankly stared at the dark ceiling, you heard a buzzing noise, making you turn quickly to grab the phone.

[2:52 am] dn: yeah babe? why aren’t you asleep?

[2:52 am] y/n: oh you're awake!! i dunno.. i just can’t fall asleep. and shouldn't i be asking you that too?

[2:53 am] dn: haha you’re right

[2:53 am] y/n: idk what to do to fall asleep. i don't feel tired at all :(

[2:55 am] dn: hmmmm. how bout we go on a date?

[2:55 am] y/n: a date?? right now???

[2:55 am] dn: yeah! we can just walk around and i’ll teach you how to skate a little so it won’t be too boring

[2:56 am] y/n: …i mean alright. where do we meet?

[2:56 am] dn: the bus stop near your house? since im bringing my skateboard i won't be long.

[2:58 am] y/n: okayyy get there safely then!!! <3

[2:58 am] dn: you stay safe too. i don't want anything happening to you while you're waiting for me.

[2:58 am] y/n: i knowww hehe :-)

You smiled reading his text saying to stay safe and got up, turning on the lamp next to your bed and walking to the closet to find something warmer to wear. Slipping on one of Daniel’s sweaters that you( stole) borrowed and figures that the shorts you were already wearing were good enough. It was nearing summer time, so the nights weren't too cold, but it had a nice breeze to where it was refreshing. You put a pair of your old sneakers on and headed off to the bus stop that was about 8 min away depending on how fast you walked. 

As you were nearing the stop, you spotted someone across the way, squinting and pushing your head forward to see more clearly. You smiled when you realized that it was Daniel, seeing his broad body under the street lights he went under and walked faster to catch up to him. Daniel smiled and opened up his arms as he rolled down the sidewalk with his skateboard when he saw you walking towards him with a smile on your face. 

You stopped in your tracks to laugh at his pose as he was inching closer to you, crossing your arms to give him a smirk. He hopped off the board, stepping onto one end to grab the other side that popped up, and pulled you in for a warm hug. You wrapped your arms around his neck, nuzzling your face into his chest, breathing in his cologne that you were all very familiar with.

“I’m guessing you didn’t have to wait?” He said with a smile, his free hand holding your waist as you two started walking down the empty streets. 

You were looking down trying to match the slow footsteps the both of you took and looked up at Daniel nodding your head. Doing his signature bunny smile, he rubbed your arm quickly and stopped to put his skateboard on the ground. 

“Here. Step on this.” 

You looked at him sort of nervously since you’ve never ridden a skateboard before and slowly stepped onto it. Being a skateboard, it was quite wobbly as you attempted to put both of your feet onto it and you grabbed onto Daniel’s (broad ass) shoulders, his arms moving up in case you were to fall, when it moved the slightest bit. You sighed when you caught yourself and came into eye contact with Daniel who was holding back laughter at the image of you trembling on top of his skateboard. Seeing him laugh made you pout which only seemed to make him laugh (with his cute lil scrunched up face when he laughs). 

You adjusted your feet still holding onto Daniel and let go when you felt like you were in a steady position. Of course you still feared you were gonna fall off, so your arms were spread out as you looked down at your shaky legs, squatting a little bit to keep your balance.

“How am I supposed to ride this??? I can barely stand on this.” you whined. 

Your legs kept trembling, but you took the courage to try to move forward a little bit. As soon as you stook your leg out, you fell forward face first into Daniel’s shoulder, his hands gripping onto your arms.

 “Woah, I didn’t expect you to be this clumsy on the board.” He chuckled, giving you a smile as you pushed yourself off of him, stepping off of the skateboard. 

Your face flushed red from the embarrassment of barely being able to stand on the skateboard and how swiftly Daniel was able to catch you. He swept the hair that was in front of your face and caressed your cheek with his warm hand. 

“Are you okay? You didn’t hurt yourself, did you?” You felt the warmth on your face and nuzzled up against it slightly before shaking your head no. He smiled knowing that you were okay and softly rubbed your cheek with his thumb, placing a kiss on your forehead.

 “That’s good. I guess we should stay off the board then?” He asked as he went over to pick up his skateboard next to you. “I’m afraid I’m gonna die if I go on that thing, so yes.” You huffed and crossed your arm, glaring at the board as if it was some rude person you encountered. 

He laughed and pet your head. “Alright alright, I understand. Do you want to walk to the convenience store for ice cream then?” Ice cream at 3 am? Doesn’t seem too bad. You nodded and started to slowly skip forward, Daniel grabbing hold of your hand before you got too far ahead in front of him. You smiled looking back at him and intertwined your fingers with his, tightening your grip.

The both of you arrive at the 24/7 open convenience store, walking in to see one worker sitting behind the counter with headphones blasting music into their ears. You grab a melon ice cream (melona is really good lol) and Daniel grabs a strawberry ice cream, the two of you heading out after you pay for your items. 

You spot a playground nearby and head towards it, climbing up the weirdly wide kiddy slide that was the shape of a whale, sitting down and consuming your ice creams slowly. “What else should we do?” You asked, staring blankly as you licked at your ice cream. Daniel leaned back, propping his arm behind him to look up at the night sky, his other arm preoccupied with holding his ice cream. 

“Hmmm… Admire the sky like a cliche movie scene?” He laughed, swallowing the last bit of his ice cream. “This whole ‘date’ has felt pretty cliche, so why not.” you smirked. 

Daniel scooted closer to you and lifted you by your waist, sliding your body in front of his, his arms now wrapped around your stomach and his head nuzzled against the back of your shoulder. You sat there in silence after you finished your ice cream, the grasshoppers chirping somewhere off in the distance. You leaned back against Daniel’s chest and placed your hands over where his arms embraced you.

“I love you.” A smooth sounding whisper right next to your ear, bringing shivers all over your body. He proceeded to place soft kisses on your ear, down to your neck, and back up to your cheek. Your face felt so hot and you felt like your heart was going to burst as he placed those kisses on you. 

“Wh-what’s with all of that for…” you mumbled looking at Daniel quite annoyed because you were embarrassed.

 He just smiled, giggling at your cute reaction to his sudden action of affection. “I already said why. I just love you~ ” 

You puffed your cheeks, pushing Daniel off of you, sliding down the very short whale slide and fast walking to the street lamp that was near the entrance of the park. You let out a giggle, sticking out your tongue playfully at him as he slowly walked towards you. 

“First one to your place gets to cuddle with Peter and Rooney!!” You yell before sprinting towards the direction where Daniel’s apartment was. Daniel was taken aback at the sudden action, staring blankly as you ran off, but quickly came back to his senses and started to sprint towards you. Since you got a head start, you decided to hide behind  the next turn to surprise him because you knew you couldn’t outrun Daniel even if he was holding something that would hold him back a little. 

You waited anxiously until the footsteps got loud enough for you to jump out. When you jumped out, Daniel skidded his feet to stop the speed he built up, incoherently yelled random things and jumped backwards slightly. You were honestly laughing too hard to notice the judgmental face that he gave you as he had his hand on his chest, feeling his rapid heartbeat. You managed to stand up a bit more straight, slapping your hands on his chest, letting out weird walrus laughs. “So.. SOrrY DaniEL… hhahHAHAHAHHA” you wheezed and slapped your thigh, wiping the tiny tears forming in your eyes. “You really scared me y/n!!!” his face still looking surprised, “I know you don’t run that fast so I thought something happened when I didn’t see you ahead of me..”

It took you a little bit to stop laughing like a maniac and finally regain your breath. You wiped the tear forming in your eye and looked up at him. “Awwww really? I feel bad for scaring you now.” You said, grasping his hands and tippy-toeing to give him a peck on the lips. When you were back flat on your feet, you smiled seeing that he still ended up smiling. It was such a blessing that he knew how to handle your jokes and pranks. 

“Running that fast actually made me tired though. Can we get to your house now?” You asked and wiped the tiny beads of sweat on your forehead. “Alright little princess. Let’s cuddle once we get to the room.” He grinned and pulled you closer to him by your waist, the two of you walking off towards Daniel’s apartment.

The two of you flopped onto the bed, Daniel’s arm under your head and resting on your collarbone. “We should have 3 am dates more often.” You mumbled as you nuzzled the side of your face onto Daniel’s chest. “Even with the skateboard?” You softly slapped his chest with the hand that was resting on it, letting out a huff of air as a laugh. He giggled softly and pet your hair. “Okay I get it.” Daniel stretched his arm out to turn the lamp off, shifting his body so that both of you were comfortable. You were basically almost asleep, the fatigue finally hitting you. The warmth that the closeness of your bodies created didn’t help that much either and it just made you feel sleepier. “Goodnight y/n…” He whispered and placed a kiss on the top of your head. “Gooodnighhhtt…” You slurred and fell asleep in his arms quickly, Daniel also falling asleep shortly after.

[janethepegasus]

BMC Miraculous Ladybug AU RP Thing: Mad Scientist Akuma

An RP me and @pika-ace did relating to the BMC Miraculous Ladybug AU where a mad scientist Akuma turned the Main Seven plus the Trinity into experiments.

(Eric stirs and finds himself laying on a metal bed, it took him a moment to remember what happened and how he got here. He remembered him, Leo, Hound, Timber, Owl, Swan, and the Trinity all facing against a mad scientist akuma. Then he knocked them all out with sleeping gas, and now he's here on this metal bed...not sure how he even got there.) (Jeremy stirs and panics for a bit, not knowing where he is. But then he blinks as the memories of fighting a mad scientist akuma appear in his mind.) (But then, the two felt a strange, almost painful, feeling on their sides, they look and saw that Eric and Jeremy were stitched together, Eric's right arm and Jeremy's left arm were completely gone and their sides were stitched together.)

Eric: Wha- Jeremy: Huh?! (They look at each other, their body and then both scream)

Jeremy: WHAT THE HELL?!

Eric: WHAT...HOW...WHEN...?!

(They both scream and freak out over this)

(After screaming Jeremy starts tearing up and his breathing picks up, close to a panic attack)

Jeremy: *tearing up* Oh god...oh god...oh god...!!

Eric: Okay okay Jeremy we...just have to-to s-stay calm...somehow...

Jeremy: CALM?! How can i be calm when i'm like THIS?! *starts crying and his breathing picks up*

Eric: I don't know!!! We just have to if we wanna figure this out!!

(Jeremy starts having a panic attack, freaking out over the fact he's stitched together with Eric)

Eric: Okay okay Jeremy! Jeremy, look at me! Look at me, breathe with me, okay?

(Eric holds Jeremy's face with his left hand, the only arm he has at all)

(Eric slowly calms Jeremy until his breathing is normal again)

(Jeremy still has tears in his eyes)

Eric: It's going to be alright. This is the work of an akuma, remember? That means we can go back to normal

Jeremy: O-Oh yeah...b-but...how are we gonna find him...?

Eric: Maybe the others know

Jeremy: But...where are they...?

Eric: I don't know...but we should try to find them.

Eric: They have to be somewhere...

(They carefully get off the table)

(As soon as they got their feet on the floor, they stumbled a bit, finding it a bit hard to stand with three legs)

Eric: Easy, easy...

(They stumble for a bit until they managed to keep themselves standing)

(They manage to stumble to the door)

(Surprisingly, the door was unlocked and they opened the door)

(They venture out into the hallway, using the wall to support them)

(They walk down the hall until they eventually hear someone barking)

Jeremy: Oh god are there attack dogs here?!

(Suddenly, a door opened not to far away from where they were and...Michael wearing only shorts and a collar, run towards Eric and Jeremy on all fours)

Eric: Oh dear god...

(Michael runs up to them and starts sniffing them)

Jeremy: Uh...Michael...??

(Michael keeps sniffing them and then he barks happily, seeming to recognize them)

Eric: Okay uh...good boy...?

(Michael barks happily and nuzzles Jeremy's leg)

Jeremy: Heheh H-Hey Mikey... *stiffly pats him*

(Michael smiles)

Eric: Um, Michael, could you...um...help us find our other friends?

(Michael barks and starts sniffing around, still walking on all fours)

(He leads Eric and Jeremy down the hallway)

(Michael leads them to a door, where someone is in there, crying out)

Eric: Hello?!

???: Open the door! What have you done to my children?!

Jeremy: Joe?! Eric: Joe, it's us!!

Joe: Boys?!

Eric: Yes! Hang on we'll get you out, just...prepare yourself.

Joe: Alright then!

(Eric and Jeremy open the door)

(They look and see Joe sitting on a metal table, his arms were replaced with Owl's wings)

Jeremy: Huh. Eric: What do you mean, huh? Jeremy: That's...not as bad as I was expecting. (Michael barks and runs up to the table happily)

Joe: Well it is bad for me! That sick maniac replaced my arms with my wings!

Jeremy: That's not as bad as US!! (Joe finally gets a good look at them) Joe: Oh dear CHRIST!!

Jeremy: Yeah, we got it BAD. -_-

Eric: I suppose Michael did too... (Michael barks at Joe)

Joe: My god...

(They unstrap Joe) Eric: God only knows what they're doing to the others...

Joe: Indeed...

(They keep looking)

(They keep walking through the halls until they heard someone calling out from one of the doors) ???: *three voices at once* Jere-Bear...

Jeremy: Sebastian?!

(They open the door and see the trinity, all stitched up together to be this human Cerberus, their heads were connected to each other and so were their minds, so whatever one mind speaks, the other two speak as well.) Trinity: Hi Jeremy...!

(Jeremy just about screams while Joe and Eric look on in horror)

Joe: Oh lord all mighty...!

Eric: Jesus fucking christ...!!! (Michael tentatively goes up and sniffs Trinity)

Trinity: *smiles at Jeremy* Hi Jere-Bear...! What’s wrong...?

Jeremy: *laughs nervously* Oh where to begin...

Jeremy: You Uh...guys noticed that um...ya know...you guys are LITERALLY STITCHED TOGETHER?!

Eric: Oh god...

Trinity: *looks at themselves* Yes we have noticed! What’s the problem? :/c

Jeremy: You know what, forget it, let's just find the others and get this undone as...fast as humanly possible

Trinity: We’ll follow you Jere-Bear! :D

Jeremy: ...Great. Let's go

(They walk down the hall, looking for anyone) (Then, they hear someone singing)

Joe: That sounds familiar...

(They head towards the door and they hear Post singing)

Joe: Son!!

(They open the door and see Post sitting on a metal table, he looks really pale and skinny)

Joe: Oh my god, Post!! *he runs over to him*

(Joe hugs him)

Joe: Oh my god, son, what did that monster do to you?!

Post: *singing* I don’t know, I feel weird and weak, and I don’t know why!

Jeremy: Why are you singing?

Post: *singing* I have no idea! Whenever I talk, I sing!

Jeremy: Huh. Again, not as bad. *gestures to him, Eric, and the Trinity*

Post: *singing* Oh god! O_O

Eric: Yeah... Jeremy: Now I'm REALLY nervous about Lin and Jordan...

Eric: Lord knows what that monster did to them...

(They get Post, Joe carrying him in his arms and they keep looking)

(They keep looking until they hear Lin’s voice from one of the doors)

Eric: There he is! Joe: Lin?!

Lin: You guys hear me?!

Jeremy: Yeah, where are you?!

Lin: Okay, you guys are a couple doors away from me, so follow my voice!

(They follow his voice)

(They finally got to the door where Lin is at) Jeremy: You’re here? Lin: Yeah! (They open the door and see Lin...but Eric’s arm, Jeremy’s arm, and Joe’s arms were stitched onto Lin’s sides, making him have three pairs of arms)

Jeremy: Oh GOD!!!!

Eric: Oh god, Lin...!

Lin: I could say the same to you! And what the hell did they do to Mikey?! (Michael barks and runs up happily)

Jeremy: I-I Don’t know!! He just...acts like a dog now!

Eric: Honestly, only Michael and the Trinity seem to have pretty warped minds at the moment...

Trinity: *smiles at Lin* Hello Lin! Lin: Oh god...

Joe: So that just leaves Jordan...

Jeremy: Yeah... Eric: I hope to god he didn’t end up like some of us...

(They keep going)

(They walk down the hallway until they hear something stomping towards them)

Lin: That doesn't sound good...

(The sound gets louder and louder until someone comes into view; it was Jordan, but he has large robotic arms, metal armor all over on his body, and he looked emotionless)

Jeremy: WHOA! Eric: Oh thank god, Jordan!!

(Jordan stared at them) Jordan: *robotic* Must. Destroy. *he starts attacking them*

Lin: OH GOD. Eric: Jordan?! Joe: Run!

(They run away from Jordan, Jordan chases them down) Jordan: *robotic* Do not escape!

(They keep running)

(Jordan keeps chasing them, his eyes set on destroying them)

Jeremy: What do we do?!

Eric: I-I don’t know...!

Lin: We can't fight him, he's basically the Terminator!!

Post: *singing* Plus we’re not in the right shape to be fighting at all!

Joe: Just keep running!

(They keep running, while Jordan keeps chasing them)

Jordan: Crush! Kill! Destroy!

Jeremy: ...Swag. :3c Eric: JEREMY HERRE, THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME TO BE JOKING RIGHT NOW!!!!

Jeremy: I CAN'T HELP IT!!!

(They keep running until they reached a dead end)

Lin: SHIT!!

(They turn and see Jordan slowly approaching them) Jordan: Terminate the escapees. *gets ready to pummel them down*

Eric: No...Jordan...!

(Jordan looks at Eric and Jeremy) Jordan: Terminate Subject E-J (He throws his robotic fist towards Eric and Jeremy)

(Jeremy makes them step out of the way, making his fist collide in the wall)

(The fist made a crater on the wall) (Jordan glares at them and keeps attacking)

Jeremy: Seriously, who has a plan?!

Lin: Ummm.....throw Eric at him? O~O

Jeremy: IM ATTACHED TO HIM!! Eric: ALSO SCREW YOU!! >:(

Lin: THAT WAS MY BEST ATTEMPT AT A PLAN YOU GUYS!!!! >:(

(Post then gets an idea) Post: *sings* Cover your ears! (The do so and Post starts singing at an unbelievably high pitch)

(Jordan freezes and winces at the pain of the noise)

(Post sings higher and Jordan starts backing away, the noise confusing his circuits)

Jordan: Noise...hurts...unable...to perform...task...!!

(Post keeps singing and eventually Jordan runs off)

(Post stops singing once Jordan runs away)

Joe: Good job, son

Post: *sings* Thanks Dad! :3

Eric: Now I guess we find the akuma

Jeremy: Yeah He has to be somewhere...

(They start looking around)

(They keep looking around until they hear a door close behind them, they turn around and they see a figure quickly vanish from sight as soon as they looked)

Eric: What was that?! Joe: Let’s find out!

(They run towards the door)

(They go in and see the sight inside) Eric: OH MY- Jeremy: HOLY- Joe: OH GOD WHY?!

(They see Bailey and James, stitched together to be a two headed man/woman)

Lin: JESUS CHRIST

Post: *sings* Oh god!! O_O

(Michael whines)

Jeremy: Oh god...Bailey...James...!

Eric: James, Bailey, talk to us!!

(James and Bailey start to stir)

Bailey: Guys...? ???: Careful now, you don’t want to disturb them.

(They whirl around)

(The akuma stands before them)

Akuma: *smirks* Glad to see you, my little experiments >:3c

Joe: You did this...

Akuma: Indeed i have, in fact, i'm quite proud of what i did to you two *points at Eric and Jeremy* and that walking killing machine also known as Jordan >:3c

Eric: You...What did you do to my husband?!

Akuma: I simply blanked out his mind of any emotions, including love. Then i installed mechanical parts onto his body, and in turn, making his brain perform like a computer of a machine. So i turned your husband into an emotionless killing machine. >:3

(Eric fumes with anger)

Akuma: In fact, why don't i send him here right now? After all, i did fix the damage you done to him, so he's good as new! >:3

Eric: How...how DARE YOU!! You took Jordan, my sweet, brave, kind Jordan and turned him into a MONSTER!!!

Akuma: Of course i did! I turned that living beast into a killing machine! He's putting his insane strength to good use! >:)

Eric: You sick...twisted BASTARD!!

(Eric lunges at the Akuma, dragging Jeremy with him, but the Akuma dodged his attempt at hurting him) Jeremy: OW!! Akuma: Careful now! If you keep flinging around your other half, you might get split apart!

Jeremy: Honestly I think I’d prefer that XS Lin: Jeremy, this is NO TIME to be morbid!! Jeremy: FINE

(Eric glares at the akuma, his anger building up) Akuma: My. aren't YOU a feisty one? >:3c

Lin: You don’t fuck with the power couple of the armada >:( James: *half conscious* How dare...? >:(

Akuma: Well, this gives me more reason to send your modified "husband" to where you all are! *pulls out a remote a presses a button*

Joe: Oh dear...

(Suddenly, they hear loud stomping heading towards them, they look and see Jordan charging towards them, eyes set on destroying everyone except the akuma) Jordan: Eliminate all targets!!

Eric: JORDAN NO!!

Akuma: Jordan YES! >:D (Jordan charges towards them and punches Eric and Jeremy, making them fly across the hall)

Lin: ERIC!! JEREMY!!

(Eric and Jeremy land on the ground, yelping at the pain from the punch. But then Jordan walks towards them, looking ready to pummel them down)

(At the last second, Trinity appears and catches his fists and starts pushing him back)

Trinity: You're not hurting Jere-Bear! >:(

Jeremy: Guys!

(Eric and Jeremy slowly get up)

Jeremy: What now? Eric: Grab James and Bailey and run? Lin: I LIKE that plan!

(They run into the room and grab Bailey and James)

Jeremy: Trinity, let’s go!! (Trinity manages to throw Jordan aside and run with them)

Akuma: Jordan, after them! >:( (Jordan nods and chases after them)

Post: *sings* We need to somehow get back to the akuma!

Lin: But how?!

Jeremy: ...Maybe with the oldest trick in the book! (They quickly turn a corner and hide, making Jordan run right past them and they start running back the way they came)

Lin: I can’t believe that worked... Jeremy: The old tricks are still around for a reason. They work! >:3

Post: *sings* So now what?

Eric: Find that akuma and get us all back to normal

Lin: Yeah! Let's get em! >:D

(They run back the way they came until they find the akuma in another lab)

(They see the akuma experimenting with Tobias, stitching reptile scales on the back of his neck and arms, and also messing with his brain, making Tobias extremely paranoid if he wakes up.)

Eric: NO...! >:O

(The akuma looks at them and his eyes widen in shock) Akuma: Wha...?! How did you escape Jordan's wrath?!

Jeremy: Pure whit! >:3

Akuma: Well, i can send him again! So he can take you away from here, as you can see, i'm a bit busy right now! >:( *quickly pulls out the remote and presses the button*

Eric: Get him! Jeremy: Sic ‘em Trinity! >:( (Trinity charges at the akuma)

(The akuma dodges the Trinity but Trinity keeps charging towards him. Then they hear loud stomps coming from behind them)

(The rest of the holders pile onto the akuma)

(Suddenly, Jordan bursts into the room and sees the Holders pilling onto the akuma. Then he starts yanking them away from the akuma and throwing them out the door)

Lin: Dammit Tank, you’re a pain in the ASS when you’re not on our side!

(Once Jordan yanked out the Holders out of the lab, Jordan closes the lab door and his eyes were set on destroying them)

(He slowly approaches them, his eyes glaring at Eric and Jeremy) Jordan: Must complete task: Eliminate Subject E-J!

Jeremy: WHY US?! D’:

Jordan: You are my first targets to terminate! After you are ceased, the others will follow!

Eric: The akuma must’ve done this on purpose since we’re the closest!

Jeremy: Yeah! Using Jordan as a weapon against us! >:( (Jordan gets closer to them, raising his mechanical fist in the air, ready to hit them HARD)

Eric: JORDAN!!!

(Jordan throws down his fist towards them, but then as soon as the fist was near them, he suddenly freezes.)

Jeremy: ...huh...?

(Jordan starts to shake and sparks start to fly off his mechanical parts) Jordan: ERROR ERROR, systems malfunctioning! Emotion hard drive interfering! ERROR ERROR!!

Akuma: WHAT?! Emotion?! That’s impossible!!! (Michael let’s out a triumphant howl clearly saying ‘That’s the power of love, BITCH!!’

(Jordan keeps shaking and sparks keep flying until Jordan collapses in front of Eric and Jeremy) Jordan: *weakly* ...Subject...E...

Eric: Jordan?!

(Eric runs towards Jordan and looks at him) Jordan: ...Subject...E...send...task...to you... *looks directly at Eric* ...eliminate...master...set us...free... Eric: Jordan... Jordan: *slightly smiles* ...Do it...for us...codename...Peach...

(Eric tears up) Eric: Oh Jordan...

Jordan: ...Subject E...see you...when master...is gone...shutdown activated...shutting down... (Jordan slowly closes his eyes, still keeping the smile on his face)

(Eric lets out a sob, gripping Jordan’s hand) Eric: Jordan...

Jordan: .......Love.......you..... (Jordan passes out and his head hangs low)

(Eric slowly looks up and glares at the akuma)

Akuma: You IDIOTS!! You made my ultimate weapon shut down!! *pulls out the remote and presses the button multiple times* Start up! Start up!! (Every button press sends an electric shock on Jordan, but he doesn’t wake up)

Lin: Its over, Dr. Whacko >:(

Akuma: No!! It's not over!! *keeps pressing the button but Jordan still doesn't wake up*

Joe: Come Children, you heard Jordan’s last words. *ruffles his feathers threateningly* We have to set ourselves free >:(

(Michael barks and snarls at the akuma)

(The holders all glare and advance on the akuma)

(They all fight against the Akuma, giving it their all to take him down) (But during that fight, Tobias wakes up, sees the fight going on and where he is, and starts screaming in fear and terror)

Eric: Oh god...! (He tries to go to him pulling Jeremy along with him) Jeremy: Hey!

Tobias: *in a paranoid matter* WHERE AM I?! WHAT AM I?! HOW DID I GET HERE?! *keeps screaming in fear*

Eric: Tobias it’s okay!

(Tobias keeps screaming and is close to having a panic attack.)

Eric: Jeremy, help me! (They go to Tobias’ side and try to calm him down)

(Tobias looks at them and screams even louder, backing away from them and shaking in fear)

Eric: Tobias it’s us! I know we look terrible but we’re not going to hurt you!

Tobias: *paranoid* Y-Y-YES YOU ARE!! YOU'RE MONSTERS!!! YOU'RE GONNA HURT ME!!! *his breathing picks up and is close to having a panic attack*

Jeremy: JOE CAN YOU HANDLE THIS PLEASE?? WE LOOK SCARY!!

Joe: *looks at Tobias, who's shaking in fear* Oh goodness, Tobias! *run towards him*

(He surrounds him with his wing arms soothingly)

(Tobias quickly looks around him, seeing Joe's wings. But his breathing was still picking up and he was still shaking in fear)

Joe: Tobias look at me, it’s alright...

(Tobias looks at Joe and just stares at him, his breathing slowing down)

Joe: That’s it, it’s okay, you’re safe

(Tobias breathes slowly until he eventually calms down)

Jeremy: C’mon Eric, let’s work on the akuma! Lin: Post, you’re the only one who’s not deformed so purifying is all on you!!

Post: *sings* Okay!

(Post transforms as Trinity and Michael have the akuma pinned)

Akuma: *struggles* Get off of me!!

Lin: Like Hell! (He walks up and yanks the akuma off him)

(He crushes the akuma, a black bird flies out, and Swan purifies it)

(The holders all return to their normal selves, those who were joined together falling onto the floor)

Jeremy: Oof! Eric: OW!

Bailey: Kya! James: Ack! Sebastian: Wah! Max: SHIT! Philip: Ow!!!

(The ones that fell to the ground slowly get up)

Jeremy: *sees his own body* Oh GOD THANK YOU!!!

Eric: *sees his own body* YES!! THANK GOD!!

(The trinity all hug and Jeremy quickly runs over and joins their group hug)

Jeremy: Guys...! Sebastian: Jere-Bear...! :D

Max: Let’s NEVER get in a situation like that again. EVER

Philip: Agreed! XS

(Everyone else hugs and Jordan stirs on the ground) Eric: JORDAN!!

Jordan: Ow...

(He gets to all fours and Eric kneels in front of him) Jordan: W-Will...?

Eric: *tears up* Jordan...!

(Eric hugs him tightly) Eric: God, Jordan...!

Jordan: Oof! Hey Peach...!

Eric: God I missed you...!

Eric: *tears up* My sweet and brave Jordan...is back...! Thank god...!

Jordan: Aw, peach...

(Eric peppers kisses on Jordan's face, tears rolling down his face)

(Jordan laughs and hugs him close)

Jordan: Oh Peach... :)

Lin: *rolls eyes playfully* C’mon lovebirds we wanna go home ;)

Jordan: Heh heh, sure! *gives a quick kiss on the lips and gets up, still holding Eric* Let's go home. :)

Eric: Yes please :)

(They all head home, Jordan holding Eric in his arms) (Eric looks at him and smiles) Eric: I love you so much... Jordan: Me too, Peach... :)