#im not sorry for the chenle spam

[snoopyana]

i love this guy. oh my goodness

[chenlesfavorite]

yn is actually pissing me off in every situation she’s in with a man. the way she let jaehyun treat her like a cash cow, how she spammed yuta after he blocked her and now begging chenle when he’s in the wrong. i have to remind myself that it’s fiction

girlie is just so desperate 😭 she pisses me off too sometimes dw anon, i get u🙏

I kinda giggled at cash cow im sorry💀💀💀 BUT LIKE UR SO RIGHT LIKE GIRL PLSSS😭🙏🙏‼️‼️ can u stop acting like ts over MEN….🤢

just fiction guys… just fiction…

[freckledsunshin3]

I'm sorry im kinda spamming you but

I LOVE NCT DREAM SO MUCH IT SHOULD BE CONSIDERED A CRIME

ITS OKAY I LOVE IT!!!

dream are my comfort places fr i could do absolutely nothing without them

renjun haechan and chenle are some of the best vocalists fite me

anyways!

[gyuprint]

[izchone]

— BURNING! z.ch

genre: fluff!

info: you forget to take out the cookies in the oven <3 tws// mentions of burning,, this is so short im sorry😓

notepad: i am going on a chenle marathon for like no reason at all so get spammed for these next two days!!!!!😁 HELP

“hey chenle, don’t leave yet!”

he looked at you confused. “huh? why?”

“the cookies aren’t ready yet!”

“you were baking cookies this whole time and you didn’t tell me?” he sassed.

“because i kinda forgot they were in the oven.” you flashed a really awkward smile, like i would literally get embarrassment from it.

“what the heck, check on them! they could be burning!” he yelled at you. you rushed to the oven and turned it off since the oven had smoke coming out of it. wow, he was right. they really were burning.

“chenle, sometimes you’re annoying but you saved this whole house from tearing apart.”

“yeah, yeah. i know im the best.”

“shut up.”

“no!”

“shut up or ill take back what i said.” you threatened even though both of you were smiling like idiots in love with each other.

“you win, loser.”

[huangbae]

꒰ NCT DREAM REACTION ꒱

being in a long distance relationship <3

< MARK >

met you from a mutual friend

you got added to a groupchat with him in it

he liked the memes you sent so he dmed you

got caught off guard when you started flirting w him a few days later

“hahahah”

just went w it

until you started being more and more flirtatious w him

he asked if you had a crush on him

after you said yes and asked to go out w him

things got pretty serious

he sent you lots of flirty messages

uses heart emojis in almost every text

asks you what time it is where you are all the time

bcs

timezones

wants to meet you one day

but lowkey he’d freak out if he met you

sometimes you send him photos of your outfits

he doesn’t tell you but

he looks forward to you sending him photos

bcs he thinks you’re cute

and he freaks out when you do send him photos

“you’re driving me crazy y/n hahahaha”

< RENJUN >

met you in a random comment section

you were arguing in that comment section over something stupid

he took it to the dms

but after viewing your profile

he saw a pic of you that you posted

started beinf nice to you after he noticed that you were cute

went from “YOU’RE SO DUMB” to “okay but i still think you’re wrong”

you thought you guys were done talking

until you posted a pic of yourself a few weeks later

and he liked it

and dmed you “hello can we start over again”

after a few weeks

you guys were still talking

and you developed a crush on him

one day you asked if he had an s/o

and he said “no, would you like to apply for the position?”

needless to say you guys were official

as far as your relationship goes

you get kinda insecure

bcs you’re like 3,000 miles away from him

and you didn’t want him to find someone else

he’d reassure you by saying

“i don’t think i’d fall in love with anyone else, y/n, it’s kind of exhausting :P”

so yeah

he’s a pain in the butt

< JENO >

i already did a fic on (sort of) long distance bf jeno!!

read here

< HAECHAN >

met you on a discord server

and he’d go on a call w you almost everyday

you guys also played games together

he’d say some flirtatious things during calls

and give you special treatment when you were playing games with him and his friends

he didn’t notice until johnny pointed it out

and after you had to leave the call

he thought about it for like an hour

and he realized

he likes you

the next day while you guys were on a call

he told you everything

“i know we’re so far away but i like you so much and i don’t care about the distance :((“

you started dating after he confessed

honestly he treats you the same way he did before you guys got together

but when his friends teased him for giving you special treatment

he’d always say

“whatever, you guys are just jealous i’m the best boyfriend ever”

< JAEMIN >

met you on a dating app

used a really cheesy pickup line

honestly you didn’t think you guys were compatible at first

until you started talking to him more

and you realized he was really sweet

he sends you good morning and goodnight texts everyday

even if you guys are in different timezones

he’d wait for it to be morning or night for you

even though you told him not to bcs you felt bad keeping him up

he also had your country on the clock app on your phone

and the weather app

“its cold where you are, y/n, you better cover up >:)”

for your anniversary he calls a local florist in your country

and delivers flowers to your house

“so glad you liked the flowers love <33”

hfjfjdjfjf

sends you photos of him sometimes

and lots of wholesome memes

“me & who? me & you <3”

lots of “i wish i were there rn :(” texts

cheesy but so cute hdhfjdjfj

< CHENLE >

you already knew each other

because you went to high school together

but you moved after that

and about a year after you moved

he found your account

and dmed you

you talked until he asked you for you zodiac sign

“our signs are compatible, y’know <3”

after that you started getting flustered by his messages

legs swinging and all that good stuff

you waited for him to text you every day

because you didn’t want him to think you were desperate

but every time you waited a few minutes to answer his message

he’d spam you

“y/n”, “y/n l/n”, “BRO”, “WHAT ARE YOU DOING ANSWER ME :((“

so yeah that was reassuring

after you guys do get into a relationship

he’d start sending gifts to your house

everytime you talked about smth you wanted

he’d buy it from amazon

and would wait for your reaction a few days later

“anything for you, y/n >:D”

< JISUNG >

like renjun he met you in a comment section

but it was a more cute interaction

“@y/n you’re so cute 🥺”

you dmed him bcs

its jisung ofc you’re gonna dm him

he was so cute

uses lots of emoticons

likes when you go off on tangents and talk about yourself

he talks about you a bunch

to his friends and family

his family tried to discourage him from talking to you

bcs you’re pretty far away

but he doesn’t really care

he sends you videos and pics of him throughout the day

one day he sent you this really pretty video of him

he was just out of the shower and his hair was wet

and he just looked really pretty

hdbhdjfjd

im going off on a tangent

anyway

he liked sending you videos because you complimented him all the time

also

you had a lot of late night convos

“i wanna see you in person one day, y/n”

♡.﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀.♡

tysm for reading !! i hope you enjoyed, sorry for the lack of posts lately :(( i’ve been on sort of a writing block so i’m trying to get back to my old schedule:) pls send requests via asks or dms !! :)

~ with love, huangbae :)

[danishmiilk]

ship your moots with nct uwu

omg firstly thanks for the ask anon! assuming this is one of my moots who wants to date their bias but if it isnt oR if it is,,, smh i love you IM GOING BY VIBES YALLZERS

ship your moots with nct!

@softietaeyong || taeyong. because shes whipped for him and hed totally be whipped for her too bc who isnt tbh aha look rae we have a stable friendship going on! wow! BUT THEYD GO WELL TOGETHER BC BEAUTY X BEAUTY

@jimjamjaemin || jaemin. look it sounds like im shipping with biases uh but shes so confident and outgoing and everyone loves her and i THINK YES GREAT FIT BECAUSE I FLIRT WITH HER OFTEN AND I THINK JAEMINW OULD TOO AND HED TOTALLY ENJOY HER REACTIONS?? juseyo couple,,, goodbye, im sending you off to jaemin.

@neo-shitty || mark. i feel like shes just so cARING my god she alw sends me stuff and i feel like mark would spam her with links etc and like “i want to dye my hair red.” YALL CAN IMPULSIVELY DYE HAIR TOGETHER

@aesqas || doyoung. idk just,,, shes intimidating but also cool and also a total cutie <333 and if that isn’t doyoung idk who is? like shes kinda dry sometimes (IN A GOOD WAY FATE DONT KILL) but like sends asks and doyoung fits that and they fit so well uwus

@seeing-dreams || chenle. just chenle. i don’t know wHY but you seem like you’d go so well with chenle like you chat a lot and your ENERGYYYYYY GOES WELL WITH CHENLES AND YOURE CRACKHEADS BECAUSE SMH I LOVE YOU TWO

@fruityutas || shotaro. sorry were you expecting yuta?? LMAO BECAUSE SHOTARO’S SMILE GIVES OFF SUCH SOFT VIBES and so does your dming style like so soft,,, so cute,,, squish,,, 

@navyhyuck​ || jeno. idk your hearts and emojis feel very jeno smile and i think im deluding myself but thats fine yall better invite me to your wedding

@orange-nimon-cross || renjun. i think renjun’d be mad if people don’t reply him either and like (oops been on receiving end of The Mad) also i think yalls humour kinda fits?? like also personality kinda sassy etc etc etc wOW

@adamfoolcry || sicheng. look he’s still my boyfriend so don’t take him away but the vibes = sicheng oh my gooood you have NO IDEA OKAY WHY WHY CRY IM WILLING TO SHIP YOU WITH MY BF?? BECAUSE YALL WOULD FIT TOGETHER SO WELL NOT EVEN K I D D I N G  mAAN

@hannie-dul-set || donghyuck. hEy yOU FLIRT BACK??? WOW!! that’s haechan for you hyuck’d totally do that okay- and like yes i feel you + hyuck the vibes match a lot?? LIKE A LOT- LIKE ALOT OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND LIKE- i cant english forgive juseyo

@ncteaxhoe || kun. you put in so much effort to get to know how to read my name and i think kun?? would really appreciate that level of CARINGNESS yk like he’d do something like that too and he’d treat you so well. my god.

@neosculptures || lucas. why? you kinda wack broski. i have no more to say! goodbye!

@du0tine || johnny?? yes. so pretty. so intimidating. haven’t talked to you though i’d like to (SORRY) but straight up went “hit me up” like yes the confidence- johnny.

@xiaocvlts || dejun. i mean- dejun. kinda intimidating, super talented, and everything anyone could wish for.

@sunhyuck || yangyang. idk man vibes just- yall would vibe. totally. extremely. very. 

[yukheid]

listen zhong chenle is my son and he is the most precious, most adorable happy squish i've ever seen. hE MAKES MY HEART HURT DFGHJKLKKJHFJFJDD

[youngbloodlisk]

im very thankful that you put chenle on my dashboard , i hope you have lots of chenle dreams when you go to sleep <3

waittt cause i just now saw this lol sorry

i was in mad chenle hours yesterday im glad others enjoyed the chenle rb spam. and perhaps you're psychic cause he did in fact visit my dreams 👀

[doyeon-ie]

oh my god okay so i saw a post i think was referencing to this one and i just wanted to say of course i don’t think the dream team would become fuckboys or would do anything to do with that, i was just pointing out how extra ™ they were being in the photos and how they were being tryhards lmao im so sorry if i made anyone uncomfortable or anything :((  ♡

[taeyeonsb]

greek god!changbin and human!felix bc anna asked

@chenle this is for u ily

im sorry it's Long

masterlist if u want it

changbin is the god of being a cute baby the night

and magic and stuff (kinda like nyx and hecate idk)

bc he loves DARK

all the other gods make fun of him bc mortals headcanon him as all scary and sinister and creepy but in reality hes a cute baby

it's not easy for mortals to get him all petty and stuff bc he just doesnt care

ugh we love an unbothered king

he wears a long black cloak embroidered w pretty silver designs because he can

he doesnt rly go onto earth to interact w humans, but he likes to randomly appear in cool places and ppl watch just bc ppl are dumb and it's hilarious

he isnt a playboy like some gods (cough cough zeus cough cough) and always kinda disapproves when they play around w mortals but yknow what can u do when u disapprove of the king of the gods

nothing that's what

besides ,,, there was one (1) time a while back where changbin got a little ,,, attached to a mortal 

and yall know when binnie gets attached he gets Attached

,,, like ,,, immortality-granting level attached

but he didnt get to the immortality part in time

and now he has resolved to not love mortals!!!!!! 100% foolproof plan, considering he has the option to ignore their existence forever

in greece hes not a major god so he aint too popular but he does have his lil fan group 

a lot of the ppl who sacrifice to/worship apollo also do the same for changbin bc when theyre throwing together som herbs and hoping for the best (aka making medicine) they need some magic!!! and guess whos the god of magic!!!!!!

that's right lads it's changbean

so ya he may not have 294857839 temples within a 1 mile radius like some gods (cough cough zeus cough cough) but he doesnt rly want that either so

it be like that sometimes

and he has his lovely healers who always think of him and that's enough for him :,)

now

felix

felix is a healer!!!

his best friend jisung got rly sick a lil while back and felix was Clueless abt how to help him BUT with a lot of prayers 2 apollo and changbin and basically everyone up there on mount olymp and so so many books he saved his jisungie!!!!!

thank the gods!!!

and now he is a practicing healer and always sacrifices the best of his meal to apollo and changbinnie

I'm gonna hc that prayers to gods are like notifications because I can

so if ur like popular and gettin spammed u can turn them off/choose not to hear them

but changbin likes hearing them, and a lot of the time if he can help by doing smth small he will!!! ugh ur god could never (zeus stans cant relate)

most of the voices are off and on, he'll hear a mix of people he might recognize and people that remind him of someone two thousand years ago

but he does, without fail, hear one voice every night

guess whomst

THATS RIGHT it's felix!!!!!!!

ofc he doesnt know that but he knows the voice; and it's nice :,,) to be thought of, every night

when his voice wishes for rain tomorrow, because 'I'm getting a little worried about my crops, haha,' changbin mentions offhandedly that he misses the rain to demeter, who agrees, eyes widening, "yes, my crops are DYING of THIRST" before she kicks poseidon as he passes by and demands rain

changbin hears a small, delighted thank you the next morning and pretends hes not smiling like an idiot at it

he fools a grand total of absolutely no one 

but no one comments either bc they cant be bothered or dont wanna face an in-denial binnie

and it's all going well!!! felix's crops are T h r i v i n g and his patients are recovering!!!!!!!

then one day, felix prays to changbin AND minho

minho is aphrodite bye

it's not like felixs not happy with the way things are going, it's just ,,, sometimes hes a lil :( u feel

,,, a lil ,,, lonely 

sue him for wanting a bf bye

yes he loves jisung more than anything in the world and Would Die for him and all that ,,, but he wouldnt mind a bf too ,,, so he prays to minho too!!!

changbin hears it (and knows minho doesnt- minho doesnt like doing things for people if they ask)

so he very very casually strolls over to minho where hes lying upside down on the couch, petting his cat who's sprawled across his chest, purring loud enough that changbin can hear it from outside

he comes in anyway (after knocking, of course, because he is not Rude)

minho knows smth is up but lets changbin ramble

and finally he gets 2 the point

"theres someone praying to me, and he also asked something of u"

"that's nice"

"well would u mind granting his wish"

"no"

changbin is Surprise

"y not"

"dont feel like it"

yike

"why dont u"

"just dont ig haha"

changbin is this close || to slappin him

they go on for a lil while ,,, cb tries to coax minho into it without saying why it's important

minho, the smug bastard, just laughs

finally cb gets Ticked Off and is all fine guess I'll do it Myself

uh oh last time that happened didnt end well

"uhhhhh changbin that's not a good idea, remember last time?"

"nope this time'll be different, and since u wont help him guess I gotta do it myself"

"nononono changbin I'll do it!! I'll make smth happen just dont get involved ok"

but changbin is Stubborn and minho is Too Late

yikeyikeyikeyik

it's been a while since changbins disguised himself as a mortal but he walks down, and into the rough area he knows the voice always comes from

beyond that tho? he doesnt even know the guys name for goodness' sake

hes so engrossed in Concern over his situation what he forgets hes literally walking down a mountain

he trippe and falle yike

there are ppl walking and standing about but none of them seem v concerned

changbin guesses lots of ppl fall down this mountain

he has to remember to make his blood appear red not gold and try to limp when he gets up (is that what happens when humans get injured? he doesnt know)

and to his luck

theres a voice behind him

a very familiar voice

hmmmmmmmmmmm who could it be?

"oh my god, are you ok?"

"y-yeah"

YIK THE VOICE BELONGS TO A VERY CUTE MORTAL

changbin can almost hear minho laughing at him from olympus

the boy has soft brown hair and little dots across his cheeks and big doe eyes and he offers changbin his hand (what is changbin gonna do? say no?)

"are u alright? looked like a pretty bad fall"

"no, I'm ok!!! just got a lil scratched up," changbin says

"oh no!!! ur cuts could become infected if u dont bandage them!!!! here I'm a healer lemme wrap them up for u ok"

"o-ok" 

changbin is. SHAKING

so the boy leads changbin away, through the dusty streets

3 important things occur: 1. changbin finds out his name is felix, 2. felix doesnt let go of changbins hand, and 3. changbin discovers felix is taller than his mortal form

felix bandages him up, and hands him a mug of wine 

it's nice; changbin doesnt often indulge in mortal food and drink, bc he doesnt need it

they talk!!!

felix is so friendly and welcoming changbin forgets where he is for a hot minute

and felix is just. Intrigued. (he knows practically everyone in the village; maybe changbin's a traveler? hes also a lil confused by the fact that changbin shares the name of the god he prays to every night but those things happen n what can ye do)

so felix asks where changbins from, and hes a traveler!!!! that makes sense!!!

"do u have a place to stay? do you know how long ur staying for?"

"nope and nope!!!"

so felix does the obvious thing: "u can stay with me!!"

and yeah this is a guy he met twenty minutes ago so maybe that's not the safest thing to ever happen

but hes also heard stories abt ppl who refused to offer hospitality to ppl who were gods in disguise and met Unfortunate Ends, and changbin is also sweet and handsome and felix thinks this couldnt end too badly, right?

so changbin stays, and he looks around for people he could pair up with felix

the boy wants a bf and changbin is going to get him a bf!!! it's the least felix deserves

but with every time felix cooks him breakfast, every time he brings changbin along with him to the market, with every time the boy smiles, the more changbin wants that bf to be him

felix plays the lyre, and sometimes he sings along with it too

(the first time changbin found this out it was an accident; felix'd been practicing outside so he wouldnt disturb the peace but changbin had heard through the ajar window and for a second thought it was apollo)

every time felix's small tiny adorable little hands start absentmindedly playing at the strings of his lyre, changbin has to stop whatever hes doing to be able to hear 

whipped culture if u ask me

the songs felix sings are all lovely; some are light and cheerful and others are a little darker, sadder, lonelier, and with each one of the latter that felix plays changbin gets the urge to hold him

and one day he does!!!!!!

it's a darker, sadder, lonelier song day, changbin can tell it from the start 

felix acts as lively as ever though, smiles as bright as ever (it's still beautiful)

but felix makes a fire in his fireplace that night and curls up, the light flickering across his face, and he looks so uncharacteristically small that changbin walks right over to him and Gathers Him tf Up in those arms

"hey, what's wrong"

"omg nothing haha"

but changbin is Not Having It, and all he has to do is give felix that look before felix sighs, completely relaxing into changbins arms

"just ,,, kinda feel alone rn"

and then he Panicc "omg that sounded so rude I mean I dont feel alone alone I have u ofc but I mean in a romantic sense of the word I just wan some1 to hold me and never let go u know and"

BINNIES GONNA DO IT YES GET IT B

he takes a deep breath and cups felix's face tilting it up so their eyes meet and felix stops his rambling

"I'd never let go, if you asked me not to"

the good thing abt bein a god is if cb gets rejected now he can just yeet himself right back onto olympus and shut out all his emotions!!

but hes still so nervous for felix's response somehow bc this has grown to be important to him

but!!! turns out!!!!! he has Nothing to Be Nervous About!!!!!

felix's face almost splits with the force of his smile, and he looks so happy that changbin's heart is melting in his chest, and he whispers "I'd like that," before they both move at the same time and then they're kissing

when they break apart, foreheads leaning together, changbin whispers into the space between them "I'm a god, you know. I'm your changbin, the one you've been talking to since jisung got sick. I'm immortal,"

and felix looks at him, looks at the now-dying firelight reflecting back at him in changbins beautiful eyes. it doesnt seem to matter, not right now.

"are you gonna break my heart?" felix asks, and he kind of knows the answer

but changbin takes his hands and says so earnestly "I'm gonna try my best not to" and that's enough for felix

[nctzenchuu-blog]

(requested) dream’s reaction to getting caught with a hickey

anon requested: Hiii can you do Nct Dream reaction to getting caught with a hickey

a/n: not even a full day has passed and we get a request like this.. no matter! its not too too bad in my opinion. i am omitting jisung and chenle from this request since they are 16 and thats sorta too young.. haechan and jaemin are turning 18 this summer too so i think its safe to leave them in too. none of this is too nsfw either just pure pure fun fluff. hope you enjoy! - charlotte

mark lee;

despite being the oldest member in dream, i think he's still the one who's the most child at heart type. with him having such a busy schedule, it's rare you two would find time to have intimate moments like kissing, let alone it something like hickeys. but last night things got heated between you two- though nothing too bad considering he was one to get kinda shy about these things, even in private. one thing lead to another and next thing you know, there was a small red mark on his neck. unfortunately, mark being clueless and embarrassed as he is, he wouldn't notice until someone pointed it out to him. 

such a busy schedule barely let's him look in the mirror properly, so he's honestly lucky that taeyoung caught this little mark before the public did. "what's that on your neck?" the older male questioned quickly upon noticing. "what's what on my neck hyung?"

a sigh came from taeyoung and he simply went to his room to grab a mirror so that the younger male could see this spot on his neck, near his adam's apple. once mark caught sight of it, his eyes widened and full face turned cherry red in seconds. "AAAAAAAA HYUNG, hyung this isn't, haha- this isn't what it- we didn't do anything- we, uh, haha..-" was all the poor teen could choke out, while laughing nervously in between every few words, before the older male interrupted with a sigh.

"whatever- you're lucky i caught it and a fansite didn't. come to the bathroom with me so we can take care of that and i can give you a lecture on relationships." with a both relieved and dreaded sigh, mark nodded and followed his hyung into the restroom, making a mental note to spam you to be more careful next time.

huang renjun;

he does not have the title of "pure boy", for nothing. even if he is not that much younger than mark, he still is very innocent and would probably take things very slow. a few short kisses and pecks are very common in your relationship but something like a hickey is way out of bounds for him. to be honest, you two weren't even making out or anything when it happened, you probably were just cuddling when you suddenly found that his neck was ticklish and it got a bit out of hand. just pure, pure interaction until you gasped and saw the small mark near his jaw. he ceased his giggling to look up at you with concern and interest, worried you might have hurt yourself or seen like bug on his hair, or something.

once you broke the news to him, he couldn't help but gasp too, a small "ohmygod" leaving his lips, with immediate rushing to the restroom to check to see how bad it was. once he found the spot on his neck his face turned beat red, heart racing with anxiety and embarrassment. he urged you to look up home remedies before any of the hyungs came into check on you two. 

it was going pretty well until winwin walked in on you holding a rag to renjun's neck. "what happened? are you okay?" the older male question softly, worry spreading across his face. both of you looked at each other for an answer but to no avail. cocking his head, winwin made his was over to you both and reached over to remove the rag, saying whether it was a bug bite or something rlde. renjun tried his best to move out of the way but he wouldve fell off the sink that way. once the rag was moved, winwin's concerned expression fell and he could only give the younger boy a deadpan look. renjun laughed awkwardly, you joining in with him as you both mumured a 'sorry'. he just sighed, sticked the rag back on his neck and let you guys off with a warning. you both sighed, just glad you didn't get an earful from an older member.

lee jeno;

unlike the other last two, jeno isn't very embarrassed usually about expressing his love to you, in fact he's certainly one of the more touchy members of dream. perhaps not in public, but when you two are alone usually he can't get enough of you. that being said, though, he's a very soft boyfriend, so making out or being extremely intimate isn't exactly the first thing that comes to mind between you two. it's a similar situation to renjun, where some cuddling and kisses just got a bit out of hand, however he didn't exactly notice because of how.. much of a soft mood he was in. he just loved being loved by you and didn't bother to think about the consequences afterwards. 

he only noticed the mark in the mirror as you were getting ready to leave the dorms since it was late. a low 'oh' came from him and you turned around to question why he sounded so serious all of a sudden. wordlessly he pointed to the red spot by his ear, not helping but to grin a bit to hide his embarrassment. you gasped, apologizing immediately, saying that you didn't realize what you were doing. he laughed a bit at your reaction, shaking his head and pulling you closer to him so he can kiss your cheek. "don't worry about it, im not mad. ill figure something out, you have a good night now." 

he waved you off nonchalantly from the dorm, maintaining a cool composure until the doors closed and then RAN to the kitchen to get a rag to clean it up before any of the members could notice. unfortunately he made too much noise looking for said rag, and doyoung came in with a slight annoyed look on his face. "who's making all this noise when it's nearly- oh!! jeno!!" his attitude immediately changed, however, upon seeing his favorite dongsaeng. "what are you doing in the kitchen making all this noise?" the older member questioned curiously, an eyebrow turning up in confusion as he realized jeno was holding a rag to his neck. "ah. uh. y/n was just watching me practice a bit and im uh, oof im so so sweaty im gonna take a shower-" the teen tried to escape the clutches of his hyung by quickly making his way from the sink to the door of the kitchen door, but sadly doyoung caught his hand. 

"if you're going to shower, don't take the dirty rag out of the-" was all jeno heard before the rag was taken out of his hand, and then there was silence. he cringed, slowly looking over his shoulder to see how mad his hyung was, but instead was greeted with a shocked, almost scared face. "lee jeno.. my little dongsaeng.." doyoung said softly, gripping the boy in front of him, and turning jeno to face him. jeno cocked a brow, worried about what exactly this reaction meant. "you're a man now, but not without a talk first." doyoung said finally, placing the rag back on his dongsaeng's neck and dragging him to the living room. poor jeno could only sigh and whine, not prepared for a full night lecture at all. he made a mental note midway through to get you back for this

lee donghyuck;

like jeno, haechan isn't as shy as other members with his love. if anything, he's the most pda out of everyone thus far. he isn't shy about being clingy or touchy in front of other members, and even steals a few kisses in front of them occasionally. but even hickeys are a bit out there for him. the incident probably occurred when he was sure none of the dream members were home, and you and him were lazily watching tv on the couch. you wanted to spoil him but he just wouldn't take his eyes off the TV.. so you threatened him with a kiss on the jaw. this only made his eyes glance at you, and he smirked, knowing full well what you wanted and thinking that was such a cute way of getting his attention. "that was nice, y/n, but i think despicable me 2 is nicer." he said with a small laugh, not being able to keep up this smug act of his around you. you furrowed your brows, murmuring under your breath, "ill bet a hickey would change your mind." 

"bet" was his first reaction after hearing that, even if he didn't necessarily mean to say that. you took up the opportunity with pursed lips and went to work, which surprised him to say the least. he felt his face burn red a bit but only hummed in response as he tried to keep his focus on the tv. after about a 30 seconds to a minute or so of trying you gave up, moving away from your boyfriend's neck and flopping on the other side of the couch. he smirked again, giving you a mocking laugh like a child would. 

he brought out his phone and noticed in the black screen that you actually did give him a small hickey right in the front of his neck. "oh shit you actually did give me a hickey y/n wow." "y/n gave you a WHAT?" mark's voice and rushing footsteps could be heard from the other room. the younger one sighed, more annoyed than afraid of the out come since it's only mark. when the other male came, he immediately ran up to haechan and checked his neck with a gasp. "dude really? you did this in the living room? y/n did he do anything to you?" mark said, looking over at you, while still holding his dongsaeng's face and neck. 

you laughed and said no, which seemed to greatly relieve mark and only make haechan more annoyed. "mark she's my girlfriend, it's okay if she gives me and i give her hickeys." he said, pushing mark's hands away from him. "but you aren't even 18 yet dude thats-!!" mark started but was interrupted by a waving hand from your boyfriend. "yeah yeah and it's not my fault that youre almost 19 and still grossed by girl cooties, whatever-" haechan reached over to give you a kiss but was stopped by mark who grabbed him by the ear and started pulling him away. "ow ow ow OW MARK what are you DOING??" your boyfriend whined loudly as he was dragged out of the room by his hyung. "we're cleaning that thing up before the older members notice, because if they do both you and i won't hear the end of it."

na jaemin;

out of all the boys i think jaemin would have the most interesting reaction. like haechan, he's very open and takes pda to the full degree without any embarrassment at all. however when you two are in private he gets even more touchy than he does in public. he's a passionate lover from a young age and it shows in how he spends his intimate moments with you. there's probably more lazy kisses than there is hand holding and cuddling, to be honest. in this scenario it really would be him accidentally giving you the hickey, but on this one rare occasion you were the one to do it to him. 

he wouldn't notice it until the next morning when he was changing, seeing the red mark on his collarbone poke through opening of his shirt. he ran his fingertips over it, wondering what it could be until it dawned on him and he slowly, slowly felt his face burn to a peachy color. something that hasnt happened in a awhile. he stared in awe of the little mark on him, feeling almost... pride in having it? like that you felt comfortable enough to do that to him.. it.. made his heart race a little bit..

"dude what the fuck are you doing?"

hearing haechan's voice snapped him out of his thoughts, and he let out a little gasp in surprise. on instinct he whipped around to face him but soon regretted it as he realized.. you could totally see the mark on him. haechan squinted at that mark with a kinda disgusted face, saying after starting "did you get a rash? why's your neck all re- OH MY GOD it's a HICKEY."

"SHHHHH" jaemin hushed his hyung suddenly, rushing over and putting a finger over his mouth. "if any other member finds out about this im dead!" the other boy nodded, and jaemin slowly pulled his finger away from him. "so like, what happened? did you guys get all passionate and heated or what?" he questioned immediately, strangely eager to find out how jaemin got this little spot on him. jaemin felt his face redden more, as he replied "i.. don't even know, it's not like we were doing anything like /sensual/, we just-"

"you just wha-OH MY GOD IS THAT A HICKEY ON YOUR NECK JAEMIN??" a sudden and oblivious mark burst out as he passed by and saw the two talking. haechan tried his hardest to keep in his laugh but failed, and jaemin only whined with his face in his hands

"IS THAT A WHAT ON A WHO NOW?" a voice, presumably taeyoung’s boomed through the dorm, and now was probably on his way to try and find the poor boy. mark, only just realizing what he's done, pouted sadly and gave his red-faced dongsaeng a pat on the back, whom by now really just wanted to be in your arms again. :( 

[kjmsupremacist]

Uhm I hope you got the links or the video title but I also want to say sorry for spamming your inbox D: I hope you didn't mind! I really don't understand Jack sht when Chenle speaks Chinese (I don't know why shanghai accident just kills me lol, I was like: Chenle, talk to me, or let Renjun talk to me, do I need to get my pitchfork? ) so it's very much possible that I misunderstood completely but I just wanted to make sure since I hate these types of comments :/ He's still so young

omg im so sorry i forgot all about this these got buried in my inbox when i was super busy so i never got the link nor could i find the video... often you have to put spaces or little () around the periods for tumblr to let you send links

but yeah i know what you’re talking about either way like i think sometimes ppl rly forget how young idols are and how much our casual comments can really hurt them... but also like, even with older idols, we forget that they’re human people sometimes :/

[chenlays]

YOYOYO

none of my reblogs are going through so it’s gonna take me a while to get it all, but im about to bE SPAMMING WTF YAYAYAYYAAY SORRY YALL I LOV ALL MY FRIENDS N CHENLE SOSOOSOSO MUCH N IM SO THANKFUL UGEJ

[starryseo]

high schooler! renjun

the third instalment is finally here !!!

i was meant to upload this like h o u r s ago but then i had to help my dad and my batt died

and then i played online,, and i made a new friend !!! so we played together for a while lmao #goals

anywhoooo enjoy this

mm renjun ma boi

ok so this kiddo here

is like constantly drawing moomin e v e r y w h e r e

but like none of his teachers ever really say anything bc hes such !!! a g00d kid !!!

hes always so diligent in class,, does all the class work/ hw amazingly, so he's literally every teacher's fav student ever

so his fav subject is korean

and whenever they have tests he gets like rly high grades

highkey happy and smug when he beat mark in one of the korean tests lmao

at lunchtime this guy is just too sly

like, he steals food from donghyuck who stole it from jisung and eats it real quick

when hyuck asks if he took the food he acts so so so clueless like :??? this boi omg

alsoooo,, he's like lowkey muttering shiz about these guys in chinese

like "wow yall are so stupID"

"jisung you iDIOt theres nO cockroach thERE"

"jaemin stop smiling u look dUmB"

but when any of the dreamies are like renjun tf are you saying???

he just smiles and is like "dw :)))"

cue chenle Dolphin Laughing™ in the back which makes every1 suspicious

he always aL W AY S has the best food in his lunchbox

like everyone is out to steal his food bc its just so?? good??? how tho

so he keeps it reaaal close to himself, like he always has a hand on his box whilst hes eating

#LetHimEatHyuck

i dont mean eat donghyuck

but who punctuates in a hashtag

ok getting back on track now

so g00d f00d,,,,, he'll only ever share with jeno and chenle

but he'll make them do something for him first,, my boi aint giving away food for fr££ lmao

alsoooo,, hes the one to help the others (again, mainly chenle #chinalineftw<3) out with their cough last minute uncough hw at the table

sometimes ACCIDENTALLY tells hyuck the wrong answers lmao

every1 at the table laughs bc they know, but hyuck is just like "?????"

renjun @hyuck: dw :)))

ok so yall sat beside each other in class so you talked quite often in school

and like the day that the new avengers film was coming out you were really !!! excited !!!! to go bc you like those kinda films

and you were telling renjun how happy you were to be going with one of your other friends

you asked him if he was going too but he was like "aahh, idk, i didnt get a ticket bc none of the other guys wanted to come

and avengers is hecka popular so idk if there'll be any seats left"

and youre just like "aw damn, i'll record the whole thing for you so you wont miss out :^)"

"that's kind of illegal-"

"sO IS MI SS ING THE AV E NGE R S-!!!!"

anywhooooooooo

school day ends and you get back home and you see a msg from your friend thats like "y/n, dude, im so sorry but like

i cant go today??? my mum's running late at work, she wont get home till after the film,

so i gotta stay home and take of my bro. have fun at the cinema!!!"

and youre just like aw :///// i wasted money buying a ticket 4 u

and shes just like "take renjun with you ;^))))"

and you know that shes only joking but like thats ! a ! gr88 ! idea !!!!

and so you spam renjun bc like the film starts in like 40 mins and youre still at home rip

and he replies !!!!!

and youre just ayy boi i have a spare ticket to the film jOIIN MEEEEEEEE

dOES NOT HESITATE TO SAY HECK YEA!!!!

so yall meet up at the cinema

and he looks so so soso s o cute !!!!

and you go and get the tickets and he stands in line and yall get like the largest size of the food you can afford and just decide to share it

and the !! cutie !!! pays for it and everything  !!!!!! so youre just like "next time im paying for the food, dude !!!"

"next time? ;)))"

"yeah man i heard theres a new sci fi film coming out !!!!"

and hes just like "alrightttt its a d a t e then" ;)))))

ok so yall chill out and have a gr8 time watching the avengers and probs go out on a walk somewhere so he can avoid the dreamies for a while longer

and like after a while yall realise its getting quite. late.

so he offers to take you home

on the bus lmaoooo

but its still sweet dont get me wrong

and yeah yall plan to meet up after that, not just for that new sci fi film, but

like yknow to chill and chat and get to know each other better bc yall learnt that you have quite a bit in common with each other

also, yall just want quality time w/ someone relatively 'normal'

lookin at you dolphin chenle 👀

so yh you go inside afterwards and you FINALLy check your phone

bc aint no st00pid spam msgs gon ruin the avengers bro or your first date w/ renjun but rly which is better

ha ha the date ofc pft

so yeah you check your phone and like you see a message from your fRIEND ???

AND IT WAS SENT LIKE 10 mins after the film started

obvs like the good child you are you put your phone on silent

and theres just a selfie of her, her bro and her M U M and it's captioned

"aren't i the greatest wingwoman ;)"

[xuxi99]

All the things i was tagged in~

in order to not spam my blog with all the things i was tagged in i’ll make a one big post, so i wont annoy my followerstdfrhg 

also, i’ll tag people at the very end of this, sorry in advance if you already did one of these tags :)

Let’s Bold It Tag

tagged by @antaresw thank you 💕💕

APPEARANCE: I am 5’7’’ or taller I wear glasses I have at least one tattoo I have at least one piercing I have blonde hair I have brown eyes I have short hair My abs are at least somewhat defined I have or had braces There is something I would change about the way I look

PERSONALITY: My Hogwarts House is: Gryffindor / Hufflepuff / Ravenclaw / Slytherin I am an introvert I like meeting new people People tell me I’m funny Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me I enjoy physical challenges I enjoy mental challenges I’m playfully rude to people that I’m close to I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY: I can sing well I can play an instrument I can do over 30 pushups without stopping I’m a fast runner I can draw well (when I really try) I have a good memory I’m good at doing math in my head I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute I have beaten at least two people in arm wrestling I know how to cook three meals from scratch I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES: I enjoy playing sports I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else I have learned a new song in the past week I work out at least once a week I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months I have drawn something in the past month I enjoy writing Fandoms are my number one priority I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES: I have had my first kiss I have had alcohol I have scored the winning goal in a game I have watched an entire season of a tv show in one sitting I have been at an overnight event I have been in a taxi I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year I have beaten a video game in one day I have visited another country I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

RELATIONSHIP: I’m in a relationship I have a celebrity crush I have a crush on someone I know I have been in at least three relationships I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings for them I get crushes easily I have had a crush on someone for over a year I have been in a relationship for over a year I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE: I have at least one person I consider a best friend I live close to my school My parents are still together I have at least one sibling I live in the United States There is snow right now where I live I have hung out with a friend from school in the past month I have a smartphone I have at least 15 CDs I share my room with someone

RANDOM: I have break danced I know a person named Jamie I have had a teacher with a last name that is hard to pronounce I have dyed my hair I’m listening to one song on repeat right now I have punched someone in the past week I know someone who has gone to jail I have broken a bone I have eaten a waffle today I know what I want to do with my life I speak at least 2 languages fluently I have made a friend in the past year

FIVE THINGS TAG (?)

Rules: Have to tag 15 people at the end of this 

tagged by @miinct and @kristinanix00 thank you! 💗💗

Five things you’ll find in my bag:

 lots of tissues 

a bottle of water

pink totoro power bank 

earphones

my wallet

Five things you’ll find in my bedroom

a guitar 

my laptop

cups and mugs all over my desk

cat toys

johnten bag i hanged on my wall lol

Five things I’ve always wanted to do:

go to nct s concert 

visit my friends from other countries 

go to a cat cafe

volunteer at an animal shelter  

buy my mom a big housedgfdsgfxcv

Five things that make me happy:

my cats, friends, family

drawing

doing things im supposed to do

buying things for my family and cats

knowing that i did everything i could to help others

Five things I’m currently into:

nct

manga/manhwa (👉F O O L S👈)

drawing

saving money for nct s merchandise 

editing videos

Five things on my to-do list:

buy for my cats bigger cat tree

buy for my cats two baskets

buy ncts latest album

drawing more regularly

to not take everything for granted and enjoy my time with my family as much as i can

92 questions

tagged by @l-etaeyong thank you!!💞💞

RULES: YOU MUST ANSWER THESE 92 STATEMENTS AND TAG 20 PEOPLE

LAST

1. Drink: milk

2. Phone call: my sister

3. Text message: rejecting a job offer

4. Song you listened to: the strokes- last nite 

5. Time you cried: two weeks ago, maybe?

6. Dated someone twice: no

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: yes

8. Been cheated on: no

9. Lost someone special: yes

10. Been depressed: yes

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: nope

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12-14: purple, blue, peach

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: yes

16. Fallen out of love: yes

17. Laughed until you cried: yes

18. Found out someone was talking about you: no

19. Met someone who changed you: no

20. Found out who your friends are: ..yes

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: yes

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: 99%

23. Do you have any pets: yes, two cats

24. Do you want to change your name: no, i got used to it and many people told me how pretty it is :)

25. What did you do for your last Birthday: bought my cats a lot of toys lol

26. What time did you wake up: 5/6 am

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: i was sleepingtyfghd

28. Name something you can’t wait for: moving out of my house 

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: an hour ago

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: my poor decisions 

31. What are you listening right now: grizzly bear - two weeeks

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: no

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: people ignoring me when i need do to something important and i need their help

34. Most visited Website: mangago fdgnhgdfxv

35. Elementary: graduated 

36. High School: graduated

37. College: :)

38. Haircolor: brown

39. Long or short hair: in between 

40. Do you have a crush on someone: no

41. What do you like about yourself: my lips

42. Piercings: none

43. Bloodtype: A

44. Nickname: zuza

45. Relationship status: single

47. Pronouns: she/her

48. Favorite TV Show: nct life tydjtrdytgr

49. Tattoos: none, but im planning to get one soon

50. Right or left: left handed

51. Surgery: adenoidectomy

52. Piercing: none

53. Sport: ??dytfghtdrgf

55. Vacation: my house tdyfhg

56. Pair of trainers: converse

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating: everything that has pasta in it

58. Drinking: water, tea

59. I’m about to: check mangago for any updates tydhftdg

61. Waiting for: a miracle to happen 

62. Want: money

63. Get married: nope

64. Career: i dont even know at this point dygfhfdg

WHICH IS BETTER

65. Hugs or kisses: kisses 

66. Lips or eyes: eyes

67. Shorter or taller: taller

68. Older or younger: older

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: nice arms 

71. Sensitive or loud: both are good ytdfgd

72. Hook up or relationship: relationship

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker

74. Kissed a stranger: no

75. Drank hard liquor: nope

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: no

77. Turned someone down: yes

78. Sex in the first date: nope

79. Broken someones heart: dont think so

80. Had your heart broken: yes

81. Been arrested: no, im a good kid

82. Cried when someone died: yes

83. Fallen for a friend: yes

84. Yourself: me?

85. Miracles: i try to believe 

86. Love at first sight: more like a crush tefddrgsf

87. Santa Claus: until i was 6

88. Kiss in the first date: no

89. Angels: chenle

OTHER:

90. Current best friends name: ariadna

91. Eyecolor: brown mixed with green

92. Favorite movie: theres so many, cant choose etrghrtdgf

i hope you got to know me better through these tags :)

i tag @johntenismyotp @yutasneko @gghateblog @mashiington @minteacakes @dreamlnadream @backisshinee and @1aeyeon !!

dont feel obligated to do it if you dont want to!!