#im not even jokinh

[biohazzrds]

The only reason he has such a slutty waist is for me to hold it

[toyotacorrola]

i got to the "of course i understand im part robot" episode 😶

[dragonspleenistasty]

bestie if we were alone in a kitchen together i would stuff you with so much garlic bread you ain't moving for a week

I know I placed a target on my back but akdbajbs wow

[tallytals]

genuinely i might just read chapter 236 bc i dont know if i can handle this

[lafeef]

Thank you thank you THANK YOU!! I own a pair of these and i wear an XL sits me in between these two silhouettes.

And i see people bigger than me struggle with matching the *ideal* silhouette we’re all dying for! Like it would look SO COOL on a bigger person! It would look AMAZING!

fat fashion is so underrated because people think we dont “fit” the clothes or outline the designer is trying to make. EXCUSES! We can make it GRAND! we can make it BIG! We can SHOW off the material!

ya im complainiong about them i want the COOL PANTS not the MOM OF THE COOL PANTS

[mangshadow]

okayy, i know everyone hates Arajin because he only fought for Mahoro, but why am i seeing, he is kinda not???

i know im just jokinh about how his type is definitely a cute and small person so he didnt really like Matakara but what if its true tho, he himself saw himself as a small and weak person so he has a soft spot when it comes to little Matakara because he is smaller than him

the reason why he didnt get up when matakara got beaten up was because he saw that Matakara was a big and though guy now so he didnt had the "thing" to protect him, BUT he had the flashback because he still Matakara after all. But when Mahoro was gonna getting crush, do you know what he is seeing? yes, the bully flashback again.

he didnt getting any of Mahoro flashback, he only get child Matakara flashback because Mahoro remind him of little Matakara so he has the urgue to protect her (so what im saying is, he kinda projecting his trauma of not able to protect Matakara through Mahoro who seems smaller than him) and after all today's bucchigiri episode was fire and even tho everyone had a cold feet towards arajin bcs he only fought to protect Mahoro, why not? he is protecting her because she reminds him of little Matakara anyway, and i got the goosebumps when Arajin got all the slice from akutaro (i just know the pain was real af) anyway, at the end im not dissapointed i hyped on bucchigiri since may 2023 and i cant wait to see another thing from this anime🔥🔥🔥

[taiigaatea]

i love nicole ting and weed (IVE NEVER TRIED WEED IM JOKINH)

ummmmmmmm nicole e <333333 3i lpove womenn... while i was drawing thsi it got corrupted???? i didnt even know that could happen on procreate BUT i managed to save it thankfully (guys im running out of funny things to say help)

this isnt even teh first time ive drawn brownies nicole

um. old tai art jumpscare. this is from sep1 2022 and its. its Something 😁😁😁🙁😁 i dont think i have the original saved anymore this was from my story archive

community day sucked today i hate bellsprout. whens the tapu lele community day i love them so much (ium joking i know theyre never getting a comuuniety day let me be SILLY)

[fellshish]

if you disappear with no explanation it will be a tumblr tragedy and we will assume you’re dead (JOEKS im jokinh)

Awww that’s sweet ummm not to go too dark don’t worry i am perfectly fine currently but i have people on here i know irl who will probably spread word of my passing if i die before tumblr dies (i hope it’s while i’m doing something really heroic) and then i will count on you guys to go mass kudos my fics and reblog the butthole video in my honour

Oh and also i have (a few) posts queued for even years from now so i’ll keep haunting

[guess-ill-dye]

I have a pretty big friend group and still have no idea how to socialize. I will just stand there and wait to be invited into the conversation ( thankfully one of my friends ig noticed it and trys to do it ) and then if you mention something I'll be like " I ONCE DID THAT WHEN *insert story*" and then feel bad because I am taking over the conversation but like HOW ELSE DO YOU SOCIALIZE THEN???? Also I am a very loud person if I get comfortable around you and scream a lot for minor stuff that no-one else bats and eye at. I am really short-tempered and like to kick people (I don't mean to hurt anyone, I mostly miss and I hit them with a small bag AND we all hit each other sooo) and I am filled with rage basically, and I wear some GIANT platforms everyday (no really, they are 10cm tall I NEED THE HEIGHT IM SORT OK) and those make me be always on the verge of falling and it is very comical yet very silly haha. I am very weird and have no idea how to express feeling into words and my friends are very good and always make me feel better about stuff, and there was a big period in wich I was feeling really bad and they just acted nice and included me and when I was just tired and acting really depressed and stuff they wouldn't let me and would make me do stuff but if they noticed that I really needed to be on my own or in silence for a while they would let me and I COULDN’T ASK FOR BETTER FRIENDS REALLY, BUT I STILL AM A WEIRDO WHO CANT DO ANYTHING there was this one time we're I had a relatively bad grade (compared to my previous ones) in science and they went to a little thing of the leader board of a science contest I won to remind me I WAS smart and BRO PLS STOP I DONT DESERVE THIS PEOPLE WHAT

I AM NOT JOKINH I NEVER EVEN MADE FRIENDS I WAS JUST ADOPTED INTO A FRIEND GROUP BY FORCE AFTER NOT TALKING TO ANYONE FOR MONTHS CAUSE I WAS NEW IN THE SCHOOL

AND THEN THESE GUYS STARTED TO MAKE FUN OF ME BCS I AM SHORT AND BOOM SOMEHOW WE ARE FRIENDS

I NEVER F-ING ACTUALLY SEEKED A FRINDSHIP WITH ANYONE

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[swampwart]

its only been two hours!

if i dont bog myself down with work, i think of you

i cannot escape you, oh i really really dont want to

i wish that dream was real i wish it was fucking real

i cant forgot how you kissed me

i wish you kissed me

i love your lips, i miss when you'd stare at mine wheneber we spoke

i want you back and im so deeply ashamed about this

this is not what i thought it would be

breaking up was suppose to get rid of all these feelings

but now.i feel all of them, just without having you

i cannot have you in my heart like this

i cannot keep ranting to you in brain about jow horrible my emotional life is and how badly i just want to reach over, hold me, rub my spine again and tell me its all going to be okay with such raw confidence it was like god told you or something

ive never dreamed about anyone before, not even him

but you have entered my escape so vividly and in such detail i cannot ignore it

it tricks me into thinking its real life

like you were actually upset i ever made a joke about taking another man's name and you wrapped your arms around me when i told you w out prompt i was only jokinh

in my dream that didnt reassure you either

you asked me "are you crushing on anyone else right now?" and i giggled and said "noo" w a knowing eye and you got nervous and looked to the side and forced out a laugh "noo thats not okay, we need to find you someone" then you took me by the wrist and had me speak to a guy

all i could do was watch you while you laughed at everything he said, and i think i was just happy i was with you

(he didnt even have a face, yet i could see the peak of your cheekbone that causes the depression beneath your eye)

later on i went home w a beautiful girl, tough and thick in every aspect, in a sick way i cannot deny het beauty

she was into me, i think we wanted this to go somewhere,, her friend had set us up and were hung out alone in rug covered room with a mirror and magical beads,, and she spoke with a tough sarcasm that ive gotten used to over the years, i dont think i looked at her long

then you came in, light in your weight and smiling lile ive never seen. Im use to this i think, but something hurt inside so far down and so unimportantly, i just focused on that you were happy. And you began to recount to me the tome you had, laughing the whole time, and i asked you "are you drunk" and in your beautiful, biteless irony you said "nooo maybe judt a little champagne" and we laugjed anf i was so happy to be wuth you, giggling in out own language rven thoigh i hear you speak this way with everyone. In dream and now, shamefully for my own comfort, i will believe it is special when you do it with me

and you held my hand and played with my fingers while you pattered on, and swinging your head this way and that, and in a moments confusion we forgot who we were and you kissed me.

That moment convinced me this dream was real. Your lips left a session on mine that felt so real. I know i felt pressure, i know i did. At that moment,i was convinced it was because we really did kiss. Now i know itd because our last kiss, whenbeer that was, has not left my lips this whole time. That kiss we had, whenvef that was, has traveled through time and told me we are still in embrace.

i was left in a daze after that, and i heard you gasp and laugh and say "oh i forgot!" and take hold of my second hand. But i stared off, with a dopey smile growing all over my face. Thid whole dream I've felt so tired, my eyebags leading the way. But that kiss sparked rhe rest of my physical existence, and golden light rippled along my skin, into my brain, and swayed its way across my eyes. I heard angels singing, the muses, everything that comes witj a golden kiss. I was so happy. And i agreed with you and said "dont worry about it,"

latter on, the girl saw us and was less than impressed. You were layed across your back (your hair was parted in the most stunning way) and playing with my fingers. My exhaustion was back, but it did not matter to me when i was with you. And she asked what my boyfriend was doing here, and i told her "its complicated" while focused entirely on you playing with my hands.

And she told me she doesnt do cheaters, and i told her dont worry about it. I said before you walked into the room i had a boyfriend, so she assumed it was you. I told her "this isnt him," and it confused her more. She sat down and began to do her make up and in a distance, maybe even hurt, but still open manner. And i turned my attention away for a while, sadly my back to you, and i asked her if she knew what polyamory is. And she adjusted in her seat, squinting her eyes as she tried to think, then we spoke at the same time, it isn't / is it, "what the mormans do." I told her that was paligamy and involed religion and stuff we didn't jave here. She nodded along, confused, partly wanting to understand and partly wanting to leave, and i was fine with that.

Then i think someone walked in for you. I think it was him. And then you were gone. You where gone snd i think my dreamself felt there was no point to remember the dream anymore. Now ive woken up, sad, confused, happy, and feeling so stupid.

i cant decide if i want all of this to be real or not. I do, hell i want you so bad, its such a deep seeded need in me, i dont know what to do. But what the hell am i doing. what the hell am i doing. I have a boyfriend, but shit i think its getting rocky. Im makinh mistakes, he is too. And im so scared. And i just want comfort. Like a child i just want to be held and told itsnall going to be okay. And everytime i think about it, im always telling you. Im always telling you.

i miss you so much, i miss you more than anything

[goremet-chef]

my niece is staying over for the weekend and shes real cute and i love her lots but im bad with people so obviously im bad with children too

THAT BEING SAID, she still likes me a lot despite this and now that shes at MY house, my older brother is mostly entertaining her, which. GOOD skfjsf i like to just watch

i asked him i said how are you so good with kids?? cuz we are similar like we're both introverted type deal and he toldme yknow just go along with what they do (this doesnt help me i need like a full written guide and im not even jokinh KSJFS) and then i was like oh yeah youve had siblings for yr whole life

hes 12/11 years older than me so yeah he did help raise me and then i asked like? how was i as a kid? and he said i was quiet and weird

and it made me CRYY because i am still very quiet and very weird SFKJS

[whiteteegnf]

posting on here since this blog is soooo secret and my roommate will never find it. anyways i lowkey high key hate her and her STUPID FUCKING BOYFRIEND i think he is so disgusting and gross and just the fact that he exists makes me think he should get run over. my roommate is so inconsiderate and he never once asked if he can stay overnight (and he stays over 3 nights a week) even tho my ideal apartment situation would have a no men rule and also?!??v i’m a lesbian so TBH making me be in the presence of ur stupid as shit boyfriend 3 nights a week and all day on weekend should be considered a hate crime. DO U THINK IM JOKINH IM NOT I WANT THAT GUY DEAD. the heterophobia is so real like just thinking of them dating grosses me out like he physically disgusts me and repulses me the idea of him using our dishes and toothpaste and shower makes me what to blow my own brains out. they’re both so inconsiderate and ignorant of the fact that they live in a space with me and have no sense of volume control like what’s an appropriate volume to have the TV at, how to be quiet when they get in at past midnight and i’m trying to sleep, how to clean up after themselves or take care of a living space (obvi boyfriend is a man so this tracks w all my knowledge and experience w men, and this is roommates first time living away from family so she never learned how to share a space w other ppl like most of us did in university). anyways this feels good to say for once i’m def gonna say it more cus i have so much pent up hatred.

[chinuchunap]

Not even jokinh i feel like im talkimh to a wall sometimes and i have another ghosted job application

19 days ago

2 momths ago

8 montjs ago

Fellas should i kill myself

[kyoshiarmor]

Whoever started the theory that Will or El is going to die in season 4 I just wanna talk

[neuroticcvnt]

gets called a hacker for playing spirit,,

[savageboar]

someone stole part of my car's exhaust system can't have shit in st louis