#im not even a woman. but the idea of it is kinda like...😳
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the human mind is truly such a fascinating thing bc why do I find the fictional idea of being a tradwife for my f/o appealing but if you made me be a tradwife irl i would kill you and burn your body
#LIKE IS THAT JUST ME#im not even a woman. but the idea of it is kinda like...😳#i think this follows the trend of many of my fictional preferences being escapism-oriented#like i am very stressed all the time bc i am autistic and mentally ill which is why i like the idea of someone else#making my choices for me or supporting me#psychoanalyzing myself on the selfship blog rn.#It gets funnier when u know im aroace too#🍁.personal
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I started watching "tell me lies" on a whim bc I saw a clip on tiktok with tom ellis and I thought he was the main character (he is so hot and i loved lucifer so obvi i was in)
turns out he's not in it until season 2... and i have no idea what this show is about??? the description is like "the story of a young woman's obsession with a man who is good at being charming" what does that even mean?????
and where does tom ellis fit into this in season 2??? AND what is this show about?????
I dont even know, lets see how long i last watching this. so far im intrigued but i also kinda hate the characters but im also curious... and i didnt find stephen attractive, i found him kinda a creep, but then he took his clothes off and fucked his ex while still wearing his jeans halfway up and i just 😳 ugh and he asked "you still on the pill?" so obvi my breeding kink went brrrrr 😮💨 so idk maybe i find him hot now
anyhoooo lets see what happens lmaooo
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Praise (Part 1)
Since I'm on an Oni × Namora high, I figured I'd dabble a bit more with their interactions. (I'm slowly getting back into writing fics after my brain break. 🫣)
I think between the two, Namora has a praise k×nk. 😳 and I think Oni plays it tf up before Bast allows them to be together.
Why? I just feel like Namora doesn't get her flowers. And I'm sure she may feel like her cousin and Attuma probably dismiss her from time to time, despite their respect for her and her advice. As we saw at the end of the movie, Namor was pretty much sold on the idea of being an ally to Wakanda. He kinda soothed her worries, but she didn't seem super convinced im the end.
Oni on the other hand- as a proud member of the 'I Worship My Wife' Committee gives Namora the entire world and then some. And it would start small, but eventually bloom into something other people begin to take note of.
This is what I'm imagining:
Sparring had always been Oni and Namora's way of blowing off steam when things got too tense.
Even when they were mad at each other, they'd take it to the training rooms or forest.
It never really mattered where.
It only required privacy, two training staffs, and each other.
Namora remembered the first time they fought.
She was shocked to find herself bested by the priestess. She was even annoyed when Oni had chosen to sit beside her and talk to her.
She couldn't wrap her head around why the woman was so determined to know her after playing dirty.
But she was intrigued to see her leave for the infirmary to hunt down her enemy.
It was a clever idea.
The second time they sparred had resulted in an honorable defeat. She could even recall the panic she felt when she landed a blow to the priestess' nose. Oni was determined to finish the fight and was even kind enough to assure her that everything was fine.
Watching her move around with a bloody veil and laying under her in defeat had been surprisingly erotic.
During every fight she'd always tell her how good she was doing.
But this was different.
There was something else there as she helped her up.
Something clicked in her and she could only pray something clicked in Oni too.
After that, she'd visit her and hang out with her a lot after that.
Always helping around, listening to her worries, making sure she was taken care of, gifting jewelry, flowers, blades, and the most beautiful of gowns.
It was becoming increasingly obvious that she was courting the priestess, but she'd deny it over and over- no matter who asked.
She knew she couldn't have her.
Oni was vowed to Bast.
She was not allowed intimacy or even a partner.
But she could have gifts, and Namora was determined to give her the world and all the planets that circled the sun to make her happy.
Oni, on the other hand, wasn't a fool.
From the moment she had kicked her butt, she was interested.
Namora was playing with fire and couldn't even smell the smoke.
Where Namora was doing her best to prevent any vow breaking, Oni was looking for loopholes.
Anything to make the warrior squirm, flustered, and breathless in her presence.
She would accept everything with kind words and gentle touches.
Holding on until she was sure Namora was extremely aware of it.
Doing suggestive actions and feigning innocence.
But nothing quite got to Namora like praise and bluntness.
The priestess could recall the first time she realized it.
"You made this?" She held up a small white dagger that had a pearlescent sheen to it.
"Yes. I wanted you to have a pretty one."
"Are you saying my other one is ugly?"
"It has seen better days. Even the handle is falling apart."
Oni laughed softly as she inspected how sharp it was with her thumb. "You did a phenomenal job shaping it. It's sharp too." She twirled the small blade before sliding it back into its sleeve. "Thank you for giving me such a beautiful gift. I'll be sure to use it all the time from here on out."
Namora's face burned. "You are welcome."
Oni smiled behind her veil as she gently touched her shoulder. "You're so thoughtful. The fact that you saw something I needed and got a replacement really means a lot to me. I really can't believe you aren't married." She let out a small huff. "You'd be an amazing wife."
Namora's blush darkened in hue at her praises. "I've been told I'm intimidating." She looked away. "My rest face isn't the friendliest."
Oni gently turned her head back to her and looked her over. "I think you're beautiful, Namora. Your headdress reminds me of a roaring flame, and you wear these colors well." She stepped closer. "Fire is scary to those who do not understand it, so don't take their fear to heart."
Namora stared at her with wide eyes before the priestess dropped her hand. "Thanks again for the gift, Namora." She raised the sleeved dagger and wiggled it. "Don't lose your spark. I think it's hot."
Namora watched the priestess walk away with her heart pounding in her ears.
Was she flirting with her?
Was that a pun?
That was just kindness, right?
She swallowed hard before turning around and walking away.
She needed to put together another gift to get more praise.
Fast.
Okay. This is going to have to be in parts- because I don't think you guys want a ten page essay going down your timeline. 🫣 What happened to the read more line!?!?
#oni#oni daughter of zuri#onimora#namora x oc#namora#namora of talokan#black panther oc#oc x canon#gxg#fxf#is this flirting or chaos#namora is in shambles#oni is a menace to her future wife#the sun and the sky au
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BRIDGERTON SEASON 2 TRAILER BREAKDOWN
(As someone who’s working her way though the books, and is on number four, and has found a new hyperfixation)
HOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT IM SO HYPED!! BOOK 2 WAS MY FAV SO FAR, (I’m on book four) AND I CANT WAIT TO DIE ABT IT
OKOKOKOKOK HERE ARE SOME OBSERVATIONS:
it looks like they’re really gonna play with the whole Whistledown/Penelope thing this season, so that’ll definitely keep things fresh & off book. I kinda forgot the Queen existed in the world of the show, and personally, it’s a welcome addition now that I know what to expect from the main plot, so I can be surprised by tv exclusive characters and plot lines.
KATE AND EDWINA!!!!! EDWINA AND KATE!!! MY DARLINGS! MY BELOVEDS!!! The casting is so insanely perfect!! Edwina seems just as cute, proper, and doe eyed as she was in the book, LOOK AT HER LIL PINK DRESSES MY B A B E Y!!! She’s canonically like 17 so I’m positive they’re gonna age her up, which is very rad.
It looks like Lady Danbury is going to be sponsoring the girls, and for the route the show takes, it’s such a great choice!! Lady Danbury isn’t an integral character in the books, especially not the first few, and making her a matriarchal or mentor figure for other characters in the show is SUCCHHHH an amazing idea. Love a bad bitch💜
I like the teeny differences I see already! Like Newton being uneasy with Anthony from the start, instead of being a Good Boy™️ right away.
ALSO NEWTON :DDDDD DOGGY
I can bet money they’re going to change the word Pall Mall to croquet.
From the promo pics, I assume they’re gonna do hunting flashbacks with Anthony and Edmund. I can’t find exactly where Kate fits in there though.
GOD I HOPE THE BEE STING MOMENT®️ IS STILL THERE!!! MAYBE THE FUNNIEST PART IN THE BOOK, AND A GOOFY HILARIOUS MISCOMMUNICATION.
I like the consistency with wardrobe, (particularly the featheringtons) and how they’re keeping Penelope in the gaudy fits until much later.
Eloise is out now ig! Ik her and Penelope are sort of having their own little B plot throughout the season, and idk if I’m looking forward to it. I kind of lean in favor of book Eloise as opposed to Netflix Eloise ngl. That might change though!
I LOOOVE the snippet we got of the Bridgerton Boys at the races with nearly identical fits bc all they talk about in the books is how it’s hard to tell them apart sometimes.
Speaking of, if seems like we’ll be getting more Benedict and Colin this season!!!
Benedict had more of a personality in the first season of the show than he did in the books until his own, and even then it didn’t exactly feel like something earned. J like how we’re building up to him (maybe my fav brother)
Hyped to see further Colin mischief
I SAW ANTHONY WITH THE PINK MALLET IM SO EXCITED
Seeing Daphne again made me smile. Simon is in the Pall Mall game in the book, but we already know he’s not showing up this season. But we DO get a baby!!! That child looks so fuckin precious!!
The way he LOOKS at Kate!! WMMMMM ghhhhhhhhhhh
Kinda sad that the River incident doesn’t happen via Newton chase, but I’m satiated because of that bit where he’s angrily getting out of the water.
speaking of,,,,,,, W-WROW🥵😳
Kate Sharma is a lucky lucky woman 😭😭😭😭
I think that’s all I have to say about it for now but AAAAAAAAAAA
I wont be able to stop blabbing about it, and I know I’m going to be veeeeery frustrated when it gets more hype again. I watched/read the bridgerton series once the hype died, and now I don’t think I’m gonna survive its return. I’m gonna have to try and zip my lips at every turn and force my own opinions down my throat so I don’t,,,, y’know,,,,, kill ppl-
ANYWAY THATS IT
Love y’all!!
#ophie blabs#bridgerton#the viscount who loved me#netflix#Kate sharma#Edwina Sharma#anthony bridgerton#daphne bridgerton#books#this was the best book in the series i stg
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MASH season 5 thoughts
first of all, Margaret my most beloved. im so happy about her development this season. she breaks it off with frank, she gets a new boyfriend who she marries, she learns to unwind and enjoy herself, and most importantly, she makes FEMALE FRIENDS!!! and she gets to keep having friends for her bachellorette party!!! even if shes still a bitch almost all the time and quite capable of breaking someones jaw. i was afraid that she would have to sacrifice one or the other; you cant keep soft things if you want to be respected as a woman after all. i know theres still a way to go, and tbh the way she turns into a schoolgirl around her fiance + her obssession with his rank+ him moving away from the or in the last episode tell me that theres still some things to come in that front. im also very happy with the few bits where she hungs out with bj and hawk. in my head shes the mccoy to the weird kirk/spock dynamic the other two have going on and i want more of it. but overall my opinion is just that margaret is That Bitch and i love her so much💖💖💕💕🥺
secondly, BJ, the tall enigma. in the previous season i said that i had no idea what his deal was, but i think that at this point i can make some educated guesses. i think that he loves children and misses his daughter terribly and that he has to be in control of the situation and of himself at all times. and if that control slips that causes a crisis. all the practical jokes are his way of controlling the enviroment and being on top of it. and as we can see with the secret fight with hawkeye and the kiss with the nurse, even minor changes to his social standing or his self image leave him rattled and angry.
which brings me into the relationship between BJ and Hawkeye. i was afraid that it was one of these things people ship because they are the two main guys and nothing else. but they genuenly seem to be soulmates of the annoyingly telepathic variety. even if it is something platonic they follow the others line of thought flawlessly and work together to become the biggest double pain in the ass possible (also at one point BJ says”i love you daddy“ to Hawkeye. i know this is not intended to be read that way, but GOD 😳😳)
i also said about a previous season that they got that ptsd was bad but they didnt have the language to express why or to what degree. i dont know if its an improvement in the writing, the advance on the vietnam war or waht, but they have the language for it now. this is excellent news for me, who loves watching tv characters suffer, and terrible news for my newest poor little mew-mew and beloved blorbo hawkeye pierce.
lastly i want to talk about frank burns. i will admit that i accidentaly spoiled myself cause i look at the episode list in wikipedia to keep it all in order in my head and it said that the last episode was his final appearance. i cant say that i will miss him or that the show would have a big hole to fill (i thought that when henry and trapper left, but it worked seamlessly and the show is even better now). i think that specially in the last season, but also over the whole series, frank is a cartoon character that you just love to see fail again and again. like a sylvester the cat if he was horny instead of hungry.(i will say that the man has a great :D face tho, it brings me joy). he has gone from kinda dangerous to minor inconvenience, and without margaret it’s clear that theres nothing going on for him. so him leaving makes sense, it feels organic. i think this is where the tall bald guy i have seen in some gifsets comes in. i hope he adds something new and fun
Im close to the halfway point by now and each season has been an improvement from the last. Cant wait to see where we go from here
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maddy??? you're an engineer??? how did i have No Idea At All. what kind? 👀 and how has ur experience been overall, in engineering as a field but also as a Woman in Stem™
technically im just a programmer but my job title is "software engineer" so like it definitely counts fhdgdhdg and uhh i think my main issue is sometimes feeling like a Token Woman. in my previous role i was literally the only woman on the team, but they were never condescending to my face (the bar is on the floor lol). and in my current role all the Senior engineers are guys, and the testers/POs/scrum masters are all women so i'm not outnumbered gender-wise, but everyone in my field is still a man.
it's so easy to succumb to the old Impostor Syndrome especially because im so young it can feel very overwhelming, but ultimately if they didn't want me in this job i wouldn't be here!! i asked one of the older guys who's been with the company for yeeaars and he says it's not me, the senior engineer just talks to everyone like they're dumb so that's good to know 😳 stops me overthinking every interaction with him if he's just a weird little man!! everyone on my team is at least 40 so the dynamic by default is kind of them taking me under their wing and looking after me so i just need to take that at face value rather than overthinking it and assuming they think im just a dumb little girl, because that's obviously not true!!
my experiences probably aren't a standard for a Woman In Stem, especially currently because women are in the majority, and there's a lot of strong personalities (northern women do not take any bullshit!!) so if anyone said anything sexist they'd shut that down so quickly. my sister also works in IT and she's had to deal with sexist old men who make dirty jokes towards her or guys who talk over her and interrupt her. but even though she's very strong and is good at spotting it and making sure it's addressed, it's a majority male team so there's not many people in her corner, which makes her feel kinda lonely sometimes because she has to fight it on her own every time, and that's something i've (thankfully) not ever had to do.
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ALRIGHT ALRIGHT last spin-off before Baki-Dou! This one actually happens after Baki: Son of Ogre and it's more about Hanayama so this will be fun! Time to read Baki Gaiden: Scarface ☺️
Chapter 1
No hace falta decir que quede re fisura de mi pelado pero bueno el Yakuza es bueno tambien
I looove color 😍
He's just 5 cm taller than Yuji-chan 🤣
Red eyes 😳
This is boring af but i will give it another chance
Chapter 2
Mean af kid smh :/
That mf hot as FUCK but we all know that
He's stupid 😂
Nakey
Ooohhyugyy flashbacks to his fight with Spec 😍☺️
Hana you are literally younger than him
HEHEOKJEJSHWG I MISS THE PRISONERS SM
WASN'T IT 4? STOP LYING YOU ASSHOLE
That ending was a bit 🥺 ngl
Chapter 3
I love that they have clothes his size
Kizaki is this you bro?
Mmm patas (judging Itagaki here)
OH SO THIS HAPPENS BEFORE THE CHILDHOOD SAGA?
SO HE WASN'T LYING HUH
It's been weeks but i need to read more
Chapter 4
"well, don't"
Kizaki has girlboss vibes
Same meal as when he was a kid... So cute
I love the effect Hana has on ppl
Chapter 5
Where... Is this gout thing going?
Why would Hana just, destroy a train?
ALI?!
Oh, no :/
I think i know who this T-Rex lad might be 😳
Mf went 😰
Aw bro this is sad af
Fang OwO
"the big muscle guy from America" beautiful description of Oliva
IGARIIII I MISS YOUUU 😭😭😭
It's funny how Kureha can revive ppl but cannot cure arthritis smh
Chapter 6
Damn he's LORGE
God i relate to this guy so bad
HE'S CRYING BRO 😢💔
Chapter 7
Hana needs to wear hats fr
STUFFED BEAR?!
I'm literally going to cry
Child? Idk if he's younger than you Hana
Chapter 8
BROOOO HAPPY ENDING IM GONNA CRYYY 🥺😭💞
Chapter 9
This is wholesome as fuck
"HANAYAMA IS BUDDHA"
T-Rex my beloved
Chapter 10
FISHERMAN HANA OBSESSED
Big fish!!!
A woman as example? Wow 😳
Motherfuckers took his ass smh
Glad he learnt how to swim, he didn't know when he was 15 <3
HOHWKHLSKDG 👁️👁️
Obsessed
Chapter 11
Um, orcas are literally right there??
He's pissed off >:D
AAYUTWUTQUWRURQRUWUSR
Small brain LOL!
Like boobs
King
Chapter 12
K-Kizaki. You are wearing a suit.
YESSS HANA GET HIS ASS 😍
THE FIRST VICE GRIP YOOO
Chapter 13
OBSESSED WITH BABY HANA
Men, WOOO
Girl what
Yo ignoring this freak, it would be cool af if Jack n Hana ever fought
A... Mf in the comments doesn't know Ricardo Milos is gay 🧍
Chapter 14
Drip
I love how kind he is
WAUSRAYEAYEEASYRS
At least there were no civilians hurt
Chapter 15
That WAS cool yeah
OF COURSE YOU PISSED YOUR PANTS
LOOK AT THEM ARHAJSJAJ
RED PANDA
I mean he's not wrong but he's past a hunk man
Chapter 16
Dilf
FOURTH TIME THEY SAY FAG WOOO NEW RECORD 👏
A penguin :y
This guy is kinda cool
Chapter 17
OH HI T-REX BABY 🥺
He's just trying his best man ough, this is sadder than Toba's backstory 😢
HEHEHE
UGZYFSYDyes GOD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH IM GOING TO CRY
Okay i looked it up and T-Rex is 17 I'm going to try avoid jail time and not say i want to kiss him
Chapter 18
Are those his gums? Is he toothless?
Bro he looks so peaceful 🥺,,,
Oh my god.
Chapter 19
Hey isn't this the cop from the second book?
This mf more op than Dorian or Baki (in the illusion sense)
NOOO I THOUGHT HE WAS A PET
Oh NVM utdduayeysrsyrate
Chapter 20
C'mon he's trying :/
I mean queen idk maybe a lil hot? I like idk girl
Pimp
He isss a gentleman~
Chapter 21
I have no idea what this guy is saying
Freak
Yo that's too far :/
Chapter 22
Oh shit that's true i never thought of it but all these men must suffer a LOT when it rains, especially considering all the broken and broken and broken bones they have
HEHEHE THIS DUD
OwO
Chapter 23
It's like that post of the hedgehog, legit funny tho
Oh no 😰
Oh he didn't have teeth fr i see
YUJIRO WIG? 😳
Fucked up man
Chapter 24
Shit this was a short one tf
Chapter 25
HE PUNCHED THE ILLUSION AWAY YOOO
This midget a freak bro
Chapter 26
Smoking his weed, dream blunt rotation
Idk man they bad guys but i like these assassins
Rip 😔💔 /j
Chapter 27
How did his pants fall?
Also he fights naked sm seeing him like that isn't even like 😳 lmao
Hey Hana? Hana bro? Don't die here bro
HEY HANA PLEASE???
Chapter 28
OH THANK GOD
T-REX AUGH BLESS YOUR SOUL 😭💞
OH MY GOD BABY DONT DIE OUT THERE
USTYEAYATEAEAA THIS WHORE
Oh hey Tokugawa
ITSSURYEAYSRSYEYES BALD 💀
Mf couldn't put on pants no pussy out sort of doctor
Chapter 29
RETSU, KATSUMI! Wait, wasn't this during the Raitai tournament? HE KNEW AND DIDN'T TELL BAKI? Brooo :/
A WOMAN YAHAJAHAFA poor kureha
WIG 😭💀
Yessss Shiba 😢💞
Assholes y'all are making me cry
"My boy Kureha always coming in clutch to deus ex machina the shit out of every dying character" he's our hero
Chapter 30
Kureha passed out is cute
They are gonna arrive and he's gonna be gone already i bet
I called it
Fucking legend
Chapter 31
Hana don't die NOW
Chapter 32
OH HEY YUJI-CHAN, THIS IS UNEXPECTED!
I'm gonna lose it.
Imagine thinking you can get a finger from Yujiro lmao
Moustache assassin hot
NICE
I was willing to believe that
Chapter 33 and last
He's stronger than Yujiro, he knows how to use doors! 😍
Yuichiro who? Hanayama babey
Hehe the dudesss, i recognize that noseless guy. I was gonna point him out when he first appeared but i chose not to
That outfit lmao
AUGH T-REX DONT DIE PLSSS 🥺
AUGH FUCK WORST CLIFFHANGER EVER PAIN AGONY DEATH AND HATRED IN THE WORLD!!!!
NVM GUYS THERE'S ONE MORE
Chapter 36
YOU GO T-REX KILL MAIM DESTROY
Oh god he's pissed off 👁️👁️
YESSS SHIBA YOU KING, MY SWEET BOY IS SAVED
Okay even bigger of a cliffhanger now :/
#luly talks#Baki liveblog#i dropped this manga for a while but i get withdrawal if i dont read this manga for too long#so here i am reading Scarface <3#it was better than i thought in fact it was AMAZING#AND IT SHOULD DEF CONTINUE MAN THAT ENDING WAS PAINFUL#man........ i even got a new favorite boy 🥺
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baby i work so hard it’s exhausting!! also basically one of the kp’s wanted to go out after work last saturday and i jokingly was like sure i’ll go if *chef* goes bc he was helping her clean dishes to get us all out quicker bless him and he was only gonna go if a few of us went long story short this woman had grandkids and was bussin it down in the club more than me and she wanted to walk back from there (she told me she went to the casino when i saw her next) and i took him back to his accom and he asked if he could kiss me and two days later we were getting down and dirty in my car after work and i had to tell him i’m on my period (which i literally haven’t seen naturally in years and i haven’t had one at ALL in over a year) so we just made out for the rest of the night (literally pulled away and told him i had to go home and then continued making out and grinding for two more hours) and like three days ago we went to london together and he kissed me on tower bridge and was doing the whole couple-y thing and making sure i was safe on the tube and yesterday he flew back home (two day trip cause of a layover but it means he’s in the air for about 20 hours) and now he’s gone for five weeks and i don’t know how to feel because there’s no doubt i’m attached to this man but we’ve been like *this* for literally a week. i can’t make this shit up.
and THEN as if all of it wasn’t enough,, the kp (we call her mummy) tells me he went back gone to get married. like. i short circuited when she told me. still facetimed him later tho ngl but i’m hoping she’s chatting out of her rectum. it wouldn’t make sense if what mummy said was true either bc he said to me to follow him next december and go hone with him. and asked me to go to a few european countries with him??? like… if it was a wham name thank you ma’am situation i wouldn’t care so much about the getting married part (it sounds like it’s arranged) bc it would’ve meant i had no idea and therefore not my fault but then i was thinking about him basically saying he wants to do the whole shibang with me and i’m like… boy……. boyfriend? he’s also told the chefs i’m his girlfriend which confused me since me and him never had that convo but why would you say that to the chefs and something different to the kp. anyway. i’ve got my eye on her. she doesn’t know about me and him which is what made me suspicious. lol. love you!!!
thoughts and comments 😳😭🤣🤣 ~ 🌻
BABES IM SO SORRY FOR NOT REPLYING SOONER i kinda got depressed and then i forgot and then- yeah. you know the jazz i apologise every single time.
ANYWAYS WHAT EVEN IS THIS LOVE STORY !!! you disappear for a few weeks and come back with this omg i love that for you. i am glad you finally found someone you are attached to and someone you feel good with omg he sounds very cute and precious we stan. also i think mummy is saying bullshit bc literally why would he invite you to come w him next year if he was getting married that doesnt make any sense. but also if he is getting married that would be a whole other story oh dear lord,,,
anyways update me on this !!! i aspire to have this level of fun w men.
love you !! hope you have a great day <3
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