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jedibinx · 11 months ago

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Bleaching part of my hair to live my Ruoska simp dream. Stay tuned, this could end up amazing or in my blooper reel

#käärijä #dyeing my hair #because im a simp #im not a hairdresser #but i did also just cut 6 inches of hair off

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echoes-of-the-unknown · 1 year ago

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#ignore this #ima vent #my younger brother is finally going through his vain hair phase but still has me cut his hair because he doesnt want to spend money #as anyone could see #this causes problems #I’ve been cutting his hair since the pandemic #im not a hairdresser #been getting better at cutting hair but not a professional #surprise to no one he doesnt like it #my brother in Christ you have the funds just go to the barber why ask me???#make me go through the all the effort for you to throw it back in my face #bruh moment #litterally #its the nicest hair cut I’ve given you pls just use hair product thats all you need #but nooooo #want to shake my gremlin of a little brother

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ifthestarsarewilling · 9 months ago

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should i impulse cut my hair again....

#it's pretty short but. what if it was shorter #by impulse cut i mean do it myself with craft scissors #im not a hairdresser #im meant to be growing it out though so i can dye the ends #but.... short hair...

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oifaaa · 3 months ago

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I like to tell myself that I'm above arguing about hair colour until someone brings up "strawberry blonde" acting like that's a real ass hair colour when 10 out of 10 times the person's hair is either blonde or ginger and absolutely nothing will ever make me change my mind on this

#so help me god #i dont care #i will die on this stupid ass hill #strawberrys are red blonde is yellow #you mix those two together #you get orange #aka ginger #aka stop acting like blonde is so special it needs 50 categories #its not special #its yellow #theres 5 natural hair colours imo #yellow orange brown black and grey #pick one to describe your hair #we dont believe in inbetweens in this house #... im gonna get attacked by hairdressers and barbers in my sleep now aren't i

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scarredlove · 4 months ago

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I believe I used my break effectively 👀💦

He's so freaking cute and the design is fantastic and he's flirty? I'm sold. /Aff /silly 🩵 @crabsnpersimmons

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francy-sketches · 8 months ago

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sometimes I make him bald/short haired for no reason lol

#my art #dont feel like tagging im eepy #hes like a little doll I play hairdresser with

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soapoey · 1 year ago

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got a haircut im a little guy now even littler than previously imagined

#sopeart #im surprised its this nicey. the hairdresser was also..

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gchetverg · 13 days ago

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Stobotnik headcanon time!!!

Taper fades grow out in around 4 days, and i'm sooo sure that Stone is the one that trims Robotnik's hair. I really doubt that Robotnik would survive spending time regularly with a barber, considering how much he hates people

And why else would Stone have all the tools for shaving his head (yes, there are several machines and instruments needed for that) just lying around?

#im a hairdresser i know my stuff #stobotnik #agent stone #dr robotnik #ivo robotnik #doctor robotnik #sonic the hedgehog #sonic fandom

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shinyobservationtree · 3 months ago

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The angel and devil on my sholders are in a messy situationship and won't stop arguing long enough to actually give advice :(

#Dirkhal #Dirk strider #Hal strider #lil hal #devilish hairdresser #Thats who ive dressed them up as #Im obsessed with lispeak's video and her fanfic at the end #and obviously couldn't not combine it with these two #this took me THREE DAYS art block is KICKING MY ASS :(#Anyway yeah #is it yaoi? is it yuri? both #OH ALSO Hals got a flesh body but its also got cybernetic parts #cause I feel like she'd miss some of their robot abilities #and I wanted to draw a plug tail again fgfcfxgcfx

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theokusgallery · 20 days ago

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Hiiii I saw you say you have Notes on your Remus and Janus designs 👀👀?

Could we see/hear some tidbits?

FOR SURE !! Here's what the original doodles for their designs look like, first off, (I know you didn't ask for Virgil but I did these three at the same time)

When I drew this I had just finished an exam and had to wait another hour until I could leave the classroom, so I wrote down enough notes that I had to flip the page instead:

Virgil:

- Virgil has light brown hair that he dyes black (badly). It is essential that the dye job look like shit. It looks artificial, his roots are showing, there's patches where the color didn't take, etc etc.

- He also has blue eyes, which I decided on mostly because it makes it even more clear that his hair isn't naturally black.

- He wears earrings, but his ears aren't actually pierced — they're fake little little clip-on things.

- He wears black nail polish at all times, but it's always chipped because he gets the cheapest stuff he can get his hands on.

- His hair (especially his bangs) get very long at times because he gets too socially anxious to go to the hairdresser. Back in middle school, he used to have Janus cut them for him (Remus could have done a better job but trusting him with scissors would have been a mistake). Now he mostly cuts it off by himself — it looks about as good as his dye job.

- Virgil's purple hoodie is a leftover from Remus' fashion design endeavors that Remus thought didn't look weird enough.

Janus:

- He has naturally strawberry blonde hair. The length is very important to him — he started growing it towards the end of middle school. (He allows Remus to experiment with hairdos sometimes as long as he doesn't cut anything off. I need to draw that sometime)

- I'm not entirely settled on his eye color. I know at least one of his eyes is a very pretty brown, but I have half a mind to give him a yellow glass eye for his left side — I'm not sure it'd make any logistic sense for his situation, though

- He got his ears actually pierced when he was 16.

- He also may or may not have a forked tongue. Not sure how I'd ever be able to show that off — but if he does have one, then Remus definitely was the one to encourage him to do it.

- His fashion style was definitely influenced by being around Remus (who may have used him as a mannequin/dummy because he's small.) so much. Remus also attempted to make clothes for him, but Janus is very fancy and picky, so he doesn't wear those clothes very often (though he might accessorize with stuff Remus made for him occasionally).

Remus:

- He has naturally very dark hair. He uses temporary/surface level dyes a lot, but if he's using permanent or semi-permanent dyes, he's usually limiting himself to the grey streak — it's kind of a sample strand, since it's already bleached. He 100% copied his hairstyle from Roman's.

- He (and Roman, of course) has greenish blue eyes.

- Janus paid for him to get his ears (and eyebrows) professionally pierced because otherwise he was just going to do it himself with a sewing needle.

- He has a lot of very shitty stick-and-poke tattoos he made/makes on himself. They're almost always hidden by his outfits.

- Speaking of which, Remus makes most of his outfits costumes himself. The quality of the work may vary, but they are always way too over-the-top for casual wear, because he stands out anyway, so... in for a penny, right. (As I said in the tags of a post: he is very creative and has no shame or social anxiety at all, so he had his whole aesthetic ("overdramatic green") figured out by the time he was 13)

- He also has SH scars, but, again — they're hidden by his outfits 99% of the time. He's a slut who never shows an inch of skin

#their design go in order of intensity Virgil → Janus → Remus #virgil likes to express himself but is too chicken to do anything too extreme so he's limited to softcore emo #janus is definitely fancier than most but he wears stuff i still definitely see every day at my uni #(i see people wearing corsets regularly at my uni idk what other people's experiences are. English litt major in a non-English country...)#(for those who don't know that's a gay as fuck major)#and then Remus looks like he's in the middle of a stage production every single day. with makeup to match #OH this is somewhat of a college AU ! Roman is also there and Remus' class does costumes for Roman's occasionally #Roman does theater and Remus does visual arts (design major/fashion minor bc there was no fashion major)#Janus and Patton are philosophy majors and of course Virgil is a psychology major #and then we have Logan in biochemical ingeneering for obvious reasons.#i have so much lore sorry for rambling .#anyway they keep a lot of their original designs because it just fits them #BUT i needed to include virgil having a shitty hairdo/dye and etc because he is. SUCH a try-hard in my mind.#emo sure. but he looks wannabe emo. it's Essential. he's fake ! he wants to fit in! with the gay kids sure but he still wants to fit in!#it's very clear that his hair is dyed because it's very clear that he is a wannabe. it is so important to me.#also the tidbit about him not being able to go to the hairdresser. is ALSO SO IMPORTANT. he pretends the shitty hairstyle is intentional.#even his signature hoddie is someone else's leftovers. He Borrows. From A Lot Of Places. but he doesnt have a real identity of his own yet.#you wouldnt guess while reading these tags but im actually way more passionate avout Janus and Remus than i am about virgil #it's just that i project onto virgil so so so much .#anyway SORRY FOR THE RAMBLE AGAIN. I KEEP DOING THAT #ask #idrawgaystffs #sanders sides #lbau #drawing #traditional #rant #do i character tag this. i dont feel like feel like character tagging this #OH AND thank you so much for asking !!! as you can tell i really like talking . about them

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r3mini · 6 months ago

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i lov them

it's the first time i do an art trade (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠) @tunaspatty

#self ship art #hairdresser octopus #takoyama #parappa the rapper #self ship #art trade #im so nervous

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actualdiscord · 4 months ago

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Introducing the new contestant - Hairdresser Octopus! She's bringing a whole new flavor to the cast, sure to chop down the other girls on her path to the crown!

Cartoon drag race founder is my bestie @golden-heart-beats. Blog to document our progress on this over @cartoondragrace!

(Previous contestant/host promo looks - Bugs, Coilette, Phaggie Pattie, Violet, Katanya, Morning Rosewood)

#drag race #cartoon drag race #parappa the rapper #parappa #hairdresser octopus #takoyama #decided to make her the puerto rican queen cause every good rpdr cast has one and its only fitting #pls zoom onto the nails im so actually specifically proud of the nails

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lavina-arts · 3 days ago

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