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persephoneflouwers · 2 years ago

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Possible theories -

1. He has been brainwashed since he was 18 years old that this is what he needs to do to have a career in the industry and has stopped resisting against it.

2. He got a taste of the Louie thirst on the barricade and decided he wants to cater to those fans rather than the lgbt crowd.

3. Touring for the first time last year has made him desperate to hold on to that and be able to tour for years to come that he's lost all sense.

4. Babygate is ending and this is just so that he isn't single when it ends.

5. He is being stupidly self sacrificing so that Harry can have the career he has (this one is a reach and not to mention unhealthy and I don't think Harry or even Louis would allow it)

1. Possible. I always say we don’t share any possible ethic on this, but it’s cause im my own person and grew up in a veeery different environment. Like completely the opposite. It’s very interesting how the surroundings influence your growth. Sometimes it seems the line between right and wrong is very blurry. I think it’s possible they just accept this as “part of their job” but honestly sometimes it’s fucked up. What else is new?

2. The barricade was gay cause 80% of his fanbase is. Plus he was in ONE DIRECTION??? Do you know how many women were thirsting on him since he was basically a teenager? Women of all ages. He was louis from one direction! It’s not something new he experimented for the first time on tour. I think the boys well very aware of how they were branded and how crowds reacted to them and have always been. This seems a bit inconsistent theory imo.

3. If he was desperate to tour, he would do anything possible to do that again. Pulling off another stunt and bg is definitely not helping on that sense. If they knew how their fanbase works, they wouldn’t do it. If they knew they achieved a sold out world tour without any of this, they would not have done it i guess. And i think they do very well know how this works. It’s their job haha that’s why I don’t take this in consideration.

4. Bg is definitely not ending anytime soon, but it’s good people are being hopeful. Optimism for glowing skin ✨

5. It’s funny you say this, because I have my own takes on this. They are very unpopular and I bet I will get called names for thinking such things lmao things may be in the grey area in between. I don’t think harry nor louis are responsible, as in they make the decision entirely along the way. They do it because they are meant to and they probably like the fact it will have some sort of positive impact on their career. Harry is a champ on this because he plays for the winning team, which means he will always do shit that will make him achieve something. In Louis case, I struggle a bit to see the point because many things don’t seem to be part of the same plan. But since bg return in auge, I’ve been thinking that this is the bill he pays to sony. As I said many times, I don’t think it’s possible to leave a label like “I don’t want to work with you anymore guys, see ya!”. They made deals and of course Louis will be the offended part (he’s an artist from a boyband who started in a talent show vs biggest richest slimiest men in this industry lol).

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obsidiancreates · 3 years ago

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Two Halves Are NOT Better Than One

When Danny's parents found out he was Phantom after a fight gone wrong, he thought they'd taken it surprisingly well. They apologized for shooting at him, helped patch him up, and sent him to rest. For a week, he heard nothing more about it.

And then he walked into his house, Sam and Tucker behind him, and was blasted in two.

Tucker caught the Human Danny, and Sam caught the Ghost Danny.

"Got 'im!" Jack pumps his fist with joy while Maddie lowers the gun, smiling.

"WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!"

"We saved Danny!" Jack gestures to the Human Danny. "Ghosts were after him because of his condition, so now they won't be!"

"But you split him in half! The last time this happened it was terrible!" Sam shakes Ghost Danny at them (he's very light of course, like a tuft of fuzz).

"Into a hippe slacker and an old cartoony superhero, right?" Jack says. "We prepared for that! His brain isn't split like that this time, don't worry!"

Sam and Tucker share a look. Yeah, they're still worried. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"How many fingers am I holding up?"

Danny is frowning, arms crossed. "Three."

Maddie grins. "Perfect! Alright, now-"

"Mom. Give me back my ghost half."

"It's too dangerous, sweetie. But don't worry, your father is making sure it's also functioning right. And it'll stay with us until it's adjusted."

"He, Mom."

"Sure. He."

Jack nocks on the door, and slowly opens it. He has a sheepish grin. "So... you know how ghosts can go through walls? The good news is the Ghost has that power working just fine."

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Danny slams his locker shut. "I feel worse than when Spectra was counseling everyone!"

"Because you can't phase out of lockers anymore?" Tucker asks.

"Because of all of it! I swear, I'm about one bad piece of luck away from-"

"Hey, Fen-Turd!" Dash picks up Danny by his shirt collar. "What's wrong with you? Miss your Nerd Club? Ha!"

Danny scowls. "Not in the mood today, Dash."

Dash drops him. "Not in the mood, huh? Then let's see who is!"

He grabs Tucker next. "Hey Drool-y! Let's see how you look with this stupid beanie stuffed down your throat- AHCK!"

Dash drops Tucker as Danny leaps to tackle him like a raccoon! Dash doesn't fall over, but screams and stumbles as Danny tries to take him down, completely clinging to his torso!

"AHHHHHHHH! GET HIM OFF OF ME! GET HIM OFF!"

"I'M GOING TO TAKE ALL MY RAGE OUT ON YOU!"

"NOOO! NOT A TASTE OF MY OWN MEDICINE! THAT FORTUNE TELLER WAS RIGHT!"

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243 notes • Posted 2021-10-13 12:54:33 GMT

Good For Now (Sequel to Pushing Buttons (Until They Break))

(I'll put part one in the reblogs)

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Danny flies right into Sam's room, hands still gripped over his mouth. There's ectoplasm leaking from where his nails are digging in now. He looks for her, and sees her at her computer playing Doomed.

He flies over and becomes visible again. Sam nearly jumps out of her skin. "Ah! Danny, what the heck-! Whoa." She takes off her headset. "Danny, are you okay."

He tries to speak. His voice still won't work. Danny shakes his head.

Sam turns towards him competently, turning off her computer. "What happened? Can you talk about it?"

Another head shake.

"Was it a ghost?"

Shake.

"... You parents?"

... Hesitant nod.

"Did they hurt you?"

His eyes well up again. When he shakes his head, the tears fall.

"... Did... did you... hurt them?"

... A nod. And a sob. And then he stiffens at the sound, curling in on himself a little.

Sam's eyes go wide. Clutching his mouth, can't talk, can't even make a small sound... "Did you Wail at them?"

Danny shakes.

"Oh, geez... okay, I'm going to call Tucker. Is that okay?"

Danny nods.

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"Okay, okay, how do we find him?" Jack has various gadgets spread out on the table. "The Fenton Ghost-Finder? It's not our most advanced, but there's no weapons attached to it."

"What about the Boo-oo-merang?" Maddie suggests. "It's always locked onto him."

"It hits him in the head, remember?" Jazz points out. "Why can't we just call him?"

"He left his phone," Maddie sighs. "And even if he had it, I think that scream broke all the electronics in the room."

"Scream?" Jazz twists her hands together. "Okay, well, we know he probably didn't go far. What did you guys say to him? Anything that might've caused an extra intense reaction?"

"How does that help?" Jack inspects the rest of the gadgets for any weapon features.

"It'll let us know what kind of comfort he might need to seek out!"

Maddie and Jack think. "He didn't like when we mentioned blowing up ghosts," Jack says.

"Well, duh. But that wouldn't make him mad enough for that amount of damage, you guys say that all the time."

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331 notes • Posted 2021-10-08 14:21:08 GMT

Born This Way (Because Of Negligence Towards Basic Scientific Safety)

(IDK how far apart the Fenton kids are in age, so Jazz is an Undetermined Age Where She's A Toddler But Also Very Verbal. Maybe it's the Genius Genes letting her learn faster. Let's go with that.)

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Maddie coughs, spitting out another glob of ectoplasm. "Well, at least know it's not an issues with the cooling system."

Jack sneezes out the ectoplasm stuck in his nose, and then grins and stands triumphantly. "Still a step towards success!"

Jazz frowns from where she's playing with her doll, safe within a Fenton Anti-Ghost Toddler Chamber. "Mommy, you should cover your mouth." She points at her own mouth. "Mr. Wummy on TV says dat getting weird stuff in your mouth is bad."

"Mr. Wummy is a cartoon, dear. We're seasoned scientists, we know what we're doing." She wipes herself off, and sits down. "If there were any side-effects to accidental ecoplasmic consumption, we'd know."

"But what if Danny doesn't like it?" Jazz point at her mother's belly.

Maddie pats her belly. "The baby is still just a fetus, sweetie. It can't tell what it does and doesn't like yet. And why are you so sure it'll be a boy?"

"Because I'm your baby girl. So now you need a baby boy!"

Maddie tilts her head and smiles lovingly at her daughter. "Oh, you're adorable." Nothing cuter than Child Logic.

Maddie stands back up, and puts her hands on the workbench. "Now, let's see about that firing mechanism..."

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Maddie brushes her teeth, sighing when her toothbrush comes away glowing green. "We really messed up a lot of experiments today. I think I swallowed a whole ghost's worth."

Jack spits a similarly colored mouthful of toothpaste foam out. "At least it doesn't taste as bad as it smells."

Maddie puts her hands on her belly, the bump now quite obvious. "II hope we're right about it not having side effects."

Jack's expression softens. He gently pulls his wife into a comforting hug. "The doctors all say he's as healthy as can be, Mads. You don't need to worry."

"I still worry anyway, though."

"Of course you do. You're his mom! But we'll worry together, and if you ever need me to, I'll do the worrying for us both! While you relax and give him more tips on how to avoid ghosts once he learns to walk."

Maddie giggles, and sighs. It'll all be fine... nothing to worry about.

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Jazz has her arms crossed, a teddy bear hanging from one hand. "Five times!"

"Yes, and did we mention we're so proud that you can count so we-"

"Five times!" She shouts again, waving her little sticky toddler hand at them. "I saw you eat the bad green stuff five times!"

"We didn't eat it," Maddie says patiently, "It got into our mouths by accident."

"You swallowed it!"

"Only a tiny bit, only on accident, dear."

Jazz puts her hand on her mom's belly. "Danny is gonna be here soon and he's gonna be mad!"

"He won't even know it happened, sweetheart."

"Yes he will! He'll be the smartest ever, just like me and like you and like daddy! And he'll be so upset and never stop crying!"

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395 notes • Posted 2021-10-05 14:41:58 GMT

An Honest Talk

(Got to the episode where Valerie gets the ghost hunting stuff. I just want her to be happy and not Filled With Vengeful Rage so, here's this.)

Jazz sees the whole thing.

Really, Valerie isn't even good at hiding it. As soon as that Ghost Hunter shows up at that school game, Jazz figures it out. Not just because her voice is the same, but because of the insults she shouts while hanging in that basketball hoop. Sure, Jazz is in a higher grade, but she's heard that A-Lister group plenty of times in the hallways and after school.

They're real jerks. But not murderous jerks.

So she decides to do something about it. No-one attacks her baby brother. ... Well, except other ghosts. But Jazz can't always help with those.

This? No problem.

"Hey, Valerie."

Valerie jolts, yelping and almost dropping what is clearly some kind of ghost-detecting device. "Who are- ugh, aren't you Fenton's sister? What do you want?"

"To talk to you," Jazz says in her most empathetic voice. "I noticed you're having kind of a rough time."

"Why do you care?"

"Because my brother does." Cares about not being pummeled, at least. But Jazz is sure Danny hopes the best for his schoolmate, even with the attacks.

Valerie huffs. "Great, pity from the loser kids."

"Come on, it won't hurt to talk about it?"

"Talk about what? That some ghost kid and his dog ruined my life? That we're broke, and all my friends hate me for it? yeah, talking will fix everything."

Jazz sits down on a bench, and pats the seat next to her. Valerie looks away.

But then... she sighs. And sits. "I keep thinking about that five hundred dollar shirt I ruined. Maybe if e hadn't bought that, or I hadn't worn it to school, we'd be a little better off right now."

"It's not your fault."

Valerie grits her teeth. "Yeah. It's that ghost kid's."

"Ghost kid?"

"... You believe in ghosts, right? Because of your parents?"

Jazz nods. "Plus, that thing during the school game,, Kind of hard to deny."

"Heh. Yeah. ... That dog broke into the place my dad was working for. he was showing off what he did for their security, and none of it stopped the dog or the kid. And then they showed up again at the garage sale and wrecked our moving van, and the dog stole my lunch after all my friends rejected me!"

Valerie wipes her eyes, scowling. "It's not fair!"

Jazz hands her a tissue. "It's not, not at all."

"I wanna destroy that kid," Valerie growls. "Like he destroyed me."

"... Valerie... how old is he?"

"About my age, I think."

"And he's a ghost."

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Pushing Buttons (Until They Break)

“Danny, we need to talk.”

Oh, brother. Danny looks up from his Doomed game. “About what?”

His parents stand in his room, both concern looking and... a little ticked off, too. Danny already hates this conversation.

Maddie holds up a report card. “We knew you were struggling in school, Danny, but this is absurd. You’re failing every class except Lancers, and we know he lets you retake tests more often than he lets other students.”

Danny looks back at his game. “I’m just having a hard time, okay? Normal teenager stuff.”

“And we get that, son,” Jack says, walking over and picking Danny up out of the chair. “But this is getting serious. We thought you were just being lazy, but now we’re really worried.”

“... Now? Now you’re worried?”

Maddie nods. “Is something going on, Danny?”

“Is something... going on?”

“Go on, out with it.” Jack pats Danny’s back. “We’ll support you however we can.”

Danny grits his teeth and pulls away from his dad. “Like when you spun around at high speeds when you thought I was hallucinating?”

Jack and Maddie don’t meet his eyes. Not their finest moment as parents, and they know it. ... Especially after Jazz lectured them about it.

“Look, I’m fine.” Danny moves to try and get back to his computer. “Nothing for you two to worry about.”

“But we do worry, Danny,” Maddie says, clasping her hands. “We’re your parents. We just want to keep you safe.”

“Like when I had The Accident?” Danny snaps before he even realizes he was about to speak at all. He immediately regrets it, turning around. “I get that you worry, just-”

“No.” Jack stepps in front of Danny, and... and his eyes are watering. “I think we need to go back. Do you... blame us, for The Accident?”

Yes. “No, I don’t know why I said that. Just uh, lashing out, I guess.” Danny goes for a smile and hopes they just leave.

“Danny, sweetie.” Maddie comes up behind him and puts a hand on his shoulder. “We thought you were okay, that you’d moved on.”

Moved on. Those words sting a little, down to his Core. He can’t move on, not even if he wanted to. “I did, it’s fine. Can I go back to my game?”

“No. I think we’re long overdue for this talk.” Maddie sits down on Danny’s bed, and Jack picks Danny up again so that they both sit down. Maddie and Jack have Danny helplessly sandwiched between them.

“Honey, we thought the portal was completely defunct,” Maddie says. “We had no idea it even had power actually running to it.”

“You forgot to hit the ��On’ button,” Danny mumbles, arms crossed.

“... Is that what happened?”

Danny slouches deeper. “Does it matter?”

“Yes, it does. Why did you go inside of it?”

“Were you trying to fix it?” Jack asks. “Please tell us you had your HAZMAT suit on.”

“I did.” And now he has it on forever. “I wasn’t trying to fix it, I was just... curious. I wanted to look inside.”

“I told you we should set security cameras up in there,” Maddie says, glaring at Jack over Danny’s head.

“We can install them now!”

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867 notes • Posted 2021-10-07 20:05:41 GMT

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basket-of-epiphanies · 4 years ago

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ehehehe let’s do this (thx @space-ace13 for the tag!)

1. Name: abby

2. Gender: girlish

3. Star sign: Gemini

4. Height: 5’2

5. Time: 8:45

6. Birthday: ima spring baby :)

7. Favorite band/groups:bts, queen, imagine dragons,mother mother, the national parks, the oh hellos uhhhh more probably but i cant think

8. Fav solo artist: lemon demon, hozier, cavetown, radical face

9. Song stuck in my head: it’s definitely u by v and jin :) this song bops go check it out

10. Last movie: hmmmm i literally cannot remember, its been a while

11. Last show: hwarang!

12. When did I create this blog: ermmmm 2017 i think

13. What do I post: mostly i reblog stuff but sometime i post memes that are extremely niche because i think im really funny. also i scream a lot into the void

14. Last thing I googled: "taehyung in the soop”. and what of it

15. Other blogs: @basket-of-loquats for art

16. Do I get asks:hm sometimes? rarely on this blog, but fairly often enough on my art blog. im always open tho!

17. Why I chose my url: i was fixated on hamilton at the time of the birth of this blog. the first refrain is from the line “and he wrote his first refrain/a testement to his pain” from Alexander Hamilton. Yes I’ve considered changing it many many many times. no i have no clue what to

18. Following: 984

19. Followers: 480

20. Average hours of sleep: solid 8 usually

21. Lucky number: seven? idk i dont really have one lol

22. Instruments: some piano, trumpet, uke

23. What I’m wearing: hoodie, jean shorts because i got hot today, lion king shirt

24. Dream job: concept artist or storyboard artist for cartoon network probably? something like that

25. Dream trip: uhhhhh i really really want to do a road trip with my best friend and my sister across america

26. Fav food: right now i really like these peanut butter cookie bar things my mom made

27. Nationality: american

28. Fav song: i. i literally could never pick. some songs ive been listening to for like a year now and still havent gotten tired of: touch-tone telephone by lemon demon, let’s pretend by michael philip reed, burn him down! by kitsch club and louie zong...

29. Last book I read: demian by herman hesse

30. Top 3 fictional universe I’d like to live in: harry potter no contest, that’s always been my absolute dream. avatar the last airbender, and i’d want to be an earthbender or water bender probably? and uhhhhh warriors cats yeah shut up dont fucking ask

I’m tagging @gusu-emilu @lokiindistress @wishicouldpostfromsecondaryblogs @impossibletruths

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lordseochangbin · 5 years ago

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Do you think you could write a rich kid!reader x pool cleaner hyunjin smut?? I just thought of the idea and my legs immediately felt like jelly dndkddkdk

not the only thing that’s wet- hhj

a/n: so this came out longer than expected sksk. also i wanted to add some humor(not even sure if it’s funny) but just know anything said abt the members is fictional lmfaoo. hope you enjoy !

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“i swear to god.. i just need some fucking hot ass man to take my virginity! like how hard is it?? im rich, im sexy, im pretty?? now how hard is it to find a guy?!” you ranted out to your friends ruby and lea.

the two girls watched you pace around the room, “y/n, how about we make a list?!” lea suggested.

you turned around in excitement, “a list?! hmm throw out some names”

lea took out her phone, the three of you left to think about some of the finest men at your school.

“bang chan” lea threw out.

“oh my god no! he’s too much, i heard he fucked this girl till she cummed 7 times” ruby said

“7 TIMES?!” you and lea exclaimed. fuck, bang chan. you could only imagine dating him, but maybe not for a first time.

“ok... kim seungmin?” lea threw out.

“you mean small dick?” ruby retorted.

“how do you know that?” you asked ruby, actually curious. you received quite the obvious laugh in response, as if ruby was taken way back to when she was once in love with one of the cutest boys in the academy.

you pushed your custom made louie vuitton purse to the side, making room to sit down and contemplate about any other guy at your school.

“how about han jisung??” lea suggested once more.

ruby covered her mouth in shock, “oh no no no, that guy is too kind to just fuck around. plus i called dibs on him awhile ago”

you and lea kept eye contact, dropping your head in disappointment as another guy was crossed off the list.

“ruby.. who do you think would best suit for me?”

ruby looked up to the roof, her mind elsewhere as it always seemed to be. you loved ruby and lea, growing up with the two girls being honestly the biggest blessing you could ask for. but ruby was of a different character. one day she’d talk about the ingredients in a mcnugget and the next she’d be rambling about how pink is a sexy color for lingerie. lea and you seemed to be the closest however, she was always there for you no matter what and you loved her more than anything.

“i say.. lets go online and find some random stranger to set you up with. boom. we’ll pay him and just hope and pray that he’s some hot 18 y/o” ruby replied, putting her hands together to “pray” to the lord(seo changbin)

“ruby...” lea pushed her a little so she could snap out of her position, “that’s a terrible idea” the three of you bursted into laughter

when the laughing died down, you got up from your seat shrugging your shoulders as your walked out to your clear glass windows. “but guys, i really don’t know. should i just wait? i am ‘daddys rich little angel’ anyways” you replied sarcastically.

lea rolled her eyes, grabbing your ray banz glasses and throwing them on you. “cheer up okay? we’re gonna make this happen i swear”

ruby popped up on your right, grabbing your hand and petting it. “don’t worry, god gave us one life, and we should live it with faith. faith that we will live to see a wet pen-”

“RUBY-” lea interrupted.

“it’s alright guys” you patted both of their shoulders, “it’s not like some attractive guy is just gonna show up out of nowhere”

you smiled at the two girls who did an amazing job of cheering you up before opening the glass doors to the patio of your mansion home. taking a few steps outside, you noticed a white truck pull into the driveway. your dad waiting by the pool as a boy wearing simply a white tee, blue ripped jeans, and sport shoes came out.

“holy shit” lea cursed under her breath

all three of your jaws dropped as the boy walked towards your father, a hand brushing through his luscious black hair as the wind passed by him with perfect timing.

you lowered down your expensive glasses to get a better look of him, “now who may this fine fellow be”

ruby smirked, “i bet his weewee is the size of-”

“ruby, what is up with you and dicks today i swear to god” lea questioned, all attention that was once on the pretty boy now concerned for your friend

“im sorryyy” ruby sarcastically replied, “i just know a good one when i see one” she said, sending a wink your way.

“who is he?” lea asked as you watched your dad point at the pool

“how much you wanna bet he’s some rich guys son who’s complimenting his pool right now?” ruby asked

“none.. look at his hands. cleaning supplies” you replied.

“y/n!! that fine ass man... he’s your pool cleaner” lea called out to your attention.

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your dad knocked on the door before welcoming himself in. “hey girls, im off to a meeting. do you need money for lunch?”

“no that’s alright, they were just leaving” you replied

“we were?” ruby replied. you turned around to give ruby the death stare before ruby could continue, “oh yes!! we are QUITE busy mr.y/l/n!”

“i see...” you father responded, “ well y/n if you’re home alone i just want to let you know that there’s a pool cleaner outside working. im off”

your dad closed the door before you could drop the blanket you covered yourself with. “that was close” lea responded from behind you as you threw on a robe to cover up your swimming suit.

“so close.. now should i try this out?”

“go for it, we’re upstairs if you need us” lea said, joining ruby on your bed and turning on the tv. you took a deep breath, mustering up the courage to talk to the boy and eventually finding yourself in front of him speechless.

“hey... were you planning on going in the pool?” he asked, puppy eyes almost shining under the summer sun as he looked at you apologetically, “im cleaning it right now but you can dip your feet at the least” he suggested.

you found yourself awestruck at how handsome he was.. his arms, his jet black hair, his perfect jawline, and the way his white tee stuck to his washboard abs.

“yeah.. sure” you managed to let out in a shaky voice.

the boy continued with his business despite your arrival, making your frustrated due to lack of discussion. minutes seemed to pass quickly and it made you impatient.

“so what do you find attractive in a girl?” you asked, turning to the boy

he rose his eyebrows at the sudden interrogation. “a girl.. hmm. maybe a girl who’s a tease? likes to flirt? sexy?” he laughed as he threw a towel over his shoulder

“hmm..” you hummed to yourself, kicking your feet in the water. “and what’s your name?”

“my name? i think i told your dad already, it’s hyunjin”

from there, your two friends were able to finish two films, curious about your whereabouts but scared to check outside knowing your intentions. but that wasn’t the real reason you two took so long, once the conversation started to speed up you’d learned that hyunjin was a college student trying to make extra cash to pay off his tuition by cleaning pools. he sat down as well, his jeans rolled up so his feet were kicking beside yours.

“so hyunjin... like you said. you like girls that are attractive, sexy, and flirty?” you asked

“why? you think you have all three of those? maybe you hit attractive and sexy at the least” he replied, earning a splash of water to his face.

“stop! your gonna get my hair wet” he replied, laughed at your sudden lash of anger

“im sure your hair isn’t the only thing that’s wet” you replied, placing a hand on his knee. the sudden affection made his plush lips part, a perfect situation for you to jump on his lap. and that’s exactly what you did

“y/n” he moaned as your lips clashed together with his. your legs found themselves wrapped around his, your position slowly making your robe tie loosen and revealing a pretty red swimsuit inside.

“do you find me attractive now?” you whispered into his ear as you tugged onto his hair, exposing the pretty surface of his neck to place kisses on

“so fucking sexy y/n.. please” he muttered as you left marks on his flawless skin

his hands wrapped themselves around your waist before you two could slip into the pool.

“shit- y/n im so sorry” he said as carried you to the seated area of the pool before combing his wet locks with his fingers

“its okay” you gasped in relief, catching your breath as you sat on his lap again.

hyunjin smirked as you slowly removed the robe, making him pull off his shirt to pull you closer

“now look at us babygirl, a pretty wet mess” he said, pushing a piece of stranded hair to the side before places kisses down your neck. he left marks from your jaw to your chest, throwing the swimsuit off as his fingers toyed with each nipple. your hands tugged at his wet jeans as he slowly pulled them off, leaving you both with nothing- just as you had planned.

you wrapped your hands around hyunjins neck, rolling your hips against his member as sinful moans left his lips. soon you felt his member stretch passed your wet folds making you dig your nails into his pure skin

“y/n... we just met today and you’re making me-”

you bit his bottom lip making him whimper. the friction was hard to handle even when you were underwater, the water made it easy for hyunjin to pull in and out of your pussy at rapid pace.

god, was this amazing. especially considering it was your first time and you needed it to be as easy as it could get. you blessed whatever deity up there for making such a handsome man like hyunjin and for making him a pool cleaner out of all things, sex in your pool was so much more hotter (ironically) than it seemed.

and at last, when you were ready to release you let you let go of hyunjins lips. “this feeling...” you whispered, “hyunjin i think im gonna cum” hyunjin grabbed your waists with a tight grip, making you bounce up and down on his member at an unbelievably fast pace.

“let’s cum together baby” he said, pushing you into a deep kiss

and before you knew it you were coming inside him, your first experience not ending just there as he reached his high slowly after

“hyunjin”you panted, grabbing your robe from behind him.

“thank you” you continued, placing a kiss on his forehead.

“you planned this all along huh? to prove you were sexy, i love it” hyunjin replied, grabbing your robe and throwing it somewhere far away.

your ass rested on his cock as he felt your legs wrap tighter around him “if you’re really thankful, then let’s just stay like this?” he asked

“deal” you said, resting your chin on his shoulder as you feel asleep in the lukewarm water.

#wow this was longer than expected #this concept omg #shitty ending oops #hwang hyunjin #hwang hyunjin smut #hyunjin smut #hyunjin imagines #hwang hyunjin imagines #stray kids hyunjin smut #hyunjin stray kids #stray kids smut #skz smut #hwanghyunjin #skz imagines #stray kids suggestive #skz suggestive #stray kids imagines

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moon-yeongjun · 5 years ago

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“Tae-yah, I love you, but this is a stupid dream.” || Moon Bros

Summary: June 5-- Tae asks for permission to get a nipple piercing and then wants boy and friend advice, thus torturing Jun. This is very funny.

@moon-yeongtae

Tae: hey so would u ever sign a paper so I could get my nipples pierced and not tell eomma?

Jun: what the hell

Jun: why would you want to do something so absurd

Tae: bc it looks cool?

Jun: aiya

Jun: look i dont think that is something we could hide from eomma for forever

Jun: cant you just wait a year and a half you'll be 18

Jun: then you can do whatever horrible body mutilation to yourself that you want

Tae: maybe

Tae: but if I really wanted to you'd sign it right?

Tae: :)

Jun: i dont think so

Jun: i am not going to go behind eomma's back

Jun: then you'll get me in trouble

Tae: :(

Tae: i could tell her I forged ur signature if she found out

Jun: no

Jun: this is a waste of your money anyway

Jun: if you still want it at 18 then you get it then

Tae: my friends are gonna get piercings

Tae: all three of them

Jun: oh u going to buy drugs if all your friends buy drugs

Tae: no

Tae: but I also don't want drugs

Jun: well why do u want nipple piercings anyway are you trying to be a pirate eh

Jun: a drug lord

Tae: maybe

Tae: im actually starting my own biker gang

Jun: all the more reason for me to say no

Tae: why can't u support my dreams hyung

Jun: tae yah i love you

Jun: but this is a stupid dream

Tae: wow

Jun: someone needs to tell you

Jun: that someone is me

Tae [hours later]: Hyung

Tae: on a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being u actually like it and 10 being u want to shoot urself in the face

Tae: how do u feel about me talking to u about boys

Jun [deleted]: 씨-발

Jun: a 5

Tae: ok so like an 8

Jun: i said a 5 didnt i

Tae: 5 means u have no feeling one way or the other lmfao that's impossible u have an opinion about everything

Jun: if you tell me you want to get your nipples pierced for a boy i am at a 10 how about that

Tae: haha no that would be just for me ;)

Jun: right

Jun: the answer to that is still no

Tae: no i was actually going to talk about how i'm never going to date anyone in my whole life and i might as well become a monk

Jun: oh well personally i think that is a good life decision

Jun: monks are well respected

Jun: i am also probably going to become a monk

Tae: yeah why don't u get laid more tbh

Tae: all my friends talk about how hot u r so i mean u probably look alright

Jun: i am now at a 7

Jun: we're not supposed to be talking about my sex life

Jun [deleted]: also you should get new friends they are not allowed to come over anymore IN WITH THE NEW OUT WITH THE STUPID

Tae: ugh

Tae: im depressed

Jun: okay

Jun: because you think you're never going to date?

Tae: no

Tae: bc i can't date nemo

Jun: why not

Jun: he likes boys too

Jun: does he not like you?

Tae: apparently louie had a crush on me this whole time

Tae: and thinks we are assholes

Jun: oh wait im remembering this

Jun: we did talk about it

Tae: yes

Tae: and like

Jun: i told you to tell him to shut up

Tae: he's just now starting to talk to us again

Jun [deleted]: first of all i cant believe you have so many gay friends is everyone just gay now

Tae: and nemo is a really good person and cares

Tae: about louie's feelings

Jun: so you'er saying he wont date you because he does not want to upset his other friend

Tae: yea

Jun: im not really sure what you want from me here i dont really do relationship advice

Tae: ok

Jun: it seems to be that louie is being selfish and you should just date

Jun: right? is that crazy?

Jun: and if he is going to not talk to you well he is a terrible friend anyway good riddance

Tae: that's a little bit how i feel

Tae: i also see nemo's side

Tae: but the longer it goes on

Tae: the more i just really don't give a fuck what louie says

Jun: you shouldnt give a fuck about him but i guess you should care what nemo says since he still has to agree to date you

Tae: u said fuck lmao

Jun: ive said fuck many times before

Tae: yeah but i was expecting u to yell at me about my language lol

Tae: anyway

Tae: i want to kick louie in the mouth and date nemo

Tae: and im depressed bc i can't do that

Tae: bc i really really like him

Tae: a lot

Tae: so much

Jun [deleted]: well thats nice... no what the fuck do u say to someon

Jun: ah well im sorry tae yah that your friends are both equally stupid for different reasons

Tae: im moving to texas

Tae: that's like one of the only states i know

Jun: i hear things are worse there

Jun: you should move to new york thats where everyone goes

Jun: personally would hate it but

Jun: i dunno, lots of gay people are there

Tae: like city?

Jun: yes sure

Tae: that shit is too big

Jun: aiya now i will yell at you for your language

Tae: can i stay home from school tomorrow lmao

Jun: what? no

Jun: there is no good erason for you to miss school

Tae: it's to stop me from killing a skinny white boy

Jun: not good enough your education is most important

Jun: a little murder never hurt anyone

Jun: but missing school? terrible tragedy

Tae: except the dead guy

Jun: well in a way you're doing him a favour if you think about it

Jun: he doesnt have to go to school anymore

Jun: but you do

Tae: omg

Tae: that's a good reason to keep him alive i guess

Tae: so he has to suffer

Jun: there we go

Jun: other ways to get revenge

Tae: he's being such a little bitch baby too

Tae: UGH

Jun: yes just get it out

now

Tae: did u know he's not even looking at me

Tae: like he won't

Tae: he looks off to the side and like doesn't speak actual words to me

Tae: he will text when we are in a group and acknowledge me there

Tae: that's it

Jun: thats very immature

Jun: weird way to treat a crush if u want them to like u back too but thats neither here nor there

Tae: what he is basically doing is making sure i will never like him back probably bc why would i like someone who can't like

Tae: talk about what is bothering them

Tae: and instead ignores me

Jun: well i dont know i definitely wouldnt

Tae: and like we have talked about it

Tae: but he basically said i was a dick and i should leave him alone

Tae: so the whole thing pisses me off i hate it

Jun: well maybe you should

Jun: let him get over it or whatever

Tae: i am

Tae: im not being pushy it just sUCKS

Jun: well i saw a lot of people in my year date and break up over and over

Jun: the good thing is he will get over it and you will all forget about it

Jun: then you and nemo can date if thats what you want

Tae: yeah

Tae: when u come home can u bring some nectarines

Jun: what am i a delivery boy

Jun [deleted]: yes yeong junnie

Jun: fine

Tae: thank u hyungie

#text #moon bros #moon bros text

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beauti-full-lie · 5 years ago

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Asian Drama Asks

i just wanted to answer on every question without waiting for request. And sorry for mistakes, english is not my native.

1: Favorite K-Drama? Just one? Brobably W: Two worlds

2: Least favorite K-Drama? Flower Boy Next Door, High-end Crush

3: First K-Drama you watched? Fated To Love You

4: Last K-Drama you watched? The Tale of Nok Du

5: K-Drama OTP(s)? Kang Chul & Oh Yeon Joo (W: Two worlds), Do Bong Soon & Ahn Min Hyuk (Strong Woman Do Bong Soon), No Ji Wook & Eun Bong Hee (Suspicious Partner), Kim Mi So & Lee Young Joon (What’s Wrong With Secretary Kim?), Jang Joon Sung & Jang Yi Jin (Oh My Venus), etc.

6: K-Drama NOTP(s)? Oh Jin-hee & Oh Chang-min (Emergency Couple), Eun Ha-won & Kang Ji-woon (Cinderella with Four Knights), Kang Han-gyul & Yoon So-rim (The Liar and His Lover). This is truly hard question haha

7: Preferred drama genre? Romance as usual

8: First drama you considered your favorite? One and best W: Two worlds

9: Favorite Korean actor(s)? Lets see... Lee Jong Suk, Park Seo Joon, Jang Ki Yong, Seong Hoon, Kang Ha Neul, etc.

10: Favorite Korean actress(es)? Han Hyo Joo, Park Bo Young, Song Hye Kyo, Jang Na Ra, Kim So Hyeon, Lee Da Hee, etc.

11: Favorite K-Drama cliche? Sudden acquaintance from childhood

12: Least favorite K-Drama cliche? I don’t know... jast the obvious things

13: Top five K-Dramas? Oh My Venus, While You Were Sleeping, Descendants of the Sun, Strong Woman Do Bong Soon, Weightlifting Fairy Kim Bok Joo. Five is not enough.

14: Boys Over Flowers or Secret Garden? Neither

15: Weightlifting Fairy Kim Bok Joo or Cheese in the Trap? Weightlifting Fairy Kim Bok Joo

16: Jealousy Incarnate or Oh My Ghostess? Jealousy Incarnate, because i didn't watch the second one yet

17: Descendants of the Sun or W: Two Worlds? I cant pick one from my top dramas

18: Moonlight Drawn by Clouds or Legend of the Blue Sea? Legend of the Blue Sea

19: Strong Woman Do Bong Soon or Shopping King Louie? Strong Woman Do Bong Soon

20: Reply 1997, Reply 1994, or Reply 1988? I did not watch any of them

21: Lee Jong Suk or Ji Chang Wook? Lee Jong Suk. He’s cutie

22: Song Joong Ki or Park Bo Gum? Mmmmmm.... Okay, sorry Bo Gum, I like you, but... Song Joong Ki

23: Jo Jung Suk or Seo In Guk? Jo Jung Suk. In Guk annoying me someway

24: Jisoo or Nam Joo Hyuk? Nam Joo Hyuk. I hate his Habaek, but in love with him in Weightlifting Fairy and Moon Lovers

25: Park Hyung Sik or Kim Soo Hyun? My puppy Park Hyung Sik

26: Favorite Lee Min Ho drama? I’m not a huge Min Ho’s fan but I love The Legend of the Blue Sea

27: Favorite K-Drama bromance? Son Oh Gong & Woo Ma Wang (Hwayugi) adoring me

28: Favorite K-Drama friendship? Bae Ta Mi & Cha Hyeon & Song Ga Kyeong (Search: WWW), Eun Dan Oh & Ha Ru & Lee Do Hwa (Extraordinary You)

29: Favorite actor/actress duo? (one male, one female) Song Joong Ki & Song Hye Kyo (Descendants of the Sun)

30: Favorite actor duo? Lee Jung Suk & Jung Hae In (While You Were Sleeping)

31: Favorite actress duo? Kim Hye-jin & Min Ha-ri (She was pretty)

32: Do you watch dramas with 30+ episodes? Yes, I did. Five Enough was my first and only. But I’m watching Love Is Beautiful, Life Is Wonderful right now and it’s 100 episodes.

33: Thoughts on web-dramas based around idol groups? (ex: EXO Next Door) It is good for groups fans but not interesting enough for the rest as usual.

34: Favorite idol actor? Do Kyung Soo (Exo), Cha Eun Woo (Astro), Park Jin Young (Got7), Park Hyung Sik (Ze:a)

35: Favorite idol actress? Bae Su Ji (Miss A), Lee Ji Eun (IU), Im Yoon Ah (Girls Generation)

36: Song Hye Kyo or Han Hyo Joo? Song Hye Kyo is like older version of Han Hyo Joo in my imagination. I love them both a lot.

37: Nam Ji Hyun or Park Bo Young? Little peanut Park Bo Young

38: Jung Eunji or Bae Suzy? Suzy

39: Jung So Min or Kim So Hyun? i watched almost every drama with Kim So Hyun just because of her

40: Kim Seul Gi or Kim Go Eun? I don’t understand why people often saying that Kim Seul Gi is ugly looking. I think she’s pretty enough and she’s a good actress

41: Favorite Park Shin Hye Drama? I didn’t like Shin Hye until Memories of the Alhambra.This drama made me recognize that she can be annoying less.

42: Favorite K-Drama kiss scene? Oooooh.... First of all kiss in the prison in W: Two worlds, handcuffed hugs was so cute. Kiss on a piano in Strong Woman Do Bong Soon, Hyung Sik was so passionate. Kiss in the closet in What’s Wrong With Secretary Kim? was romantic as heaven. I can’t remember every good kiss scene because dramas have a lot of this stuff.

43: One K-Drama you could rewatch over and over? W: Two worlds again. And again. And over again.

44: How often do you watch C-Dramas? Sometimes. I don’t like them because of the large number of episodes in most cases and it’s hard to wait long for the translation from chinese

45: How often to you watch Thai Dramas? Rarely. But sometimes good things come across. If the main female character is less hysterical

46: How often do you watch J-Dramas? I watched just a few of them. I like Japanese anime more

47: Least preferred type of drama between Korean, Chinese, Japanese, and Thai dramas? Japanese

48: Favorite C-Drama? Weiwei's Beautiful Smile

49: Favorite J-Drama? Good Morning Call

50: Favorite Thai Drama? Full House

51: Go-to K-Drama when you have nothing else to watch? I almost only watch them all of time

52: Favorite male lead character? Kang Chul W: Two worlds is my presious secretly boyfriend haha

53: Favorite female lead character? Cha Hyeon (Search: WWW). I like her so much. She’s so girly sometimes and cute, and smart. She remind me myself as well when she obsessed watching TV shows

54: Recommend 3 fluffy AF dramas Touch Your Heart, Something About 1%, Fight for My Way

55: Recommend 3 angsty AF dramas Tomorrow With You, Before We Get Married, Hotel Del Luna

56: Recommend 1 mini-drama (any # of episodes, each last <30 minutes) Three Color Fantasy: The Universe's Star

57: Recommend 1 mini-series (30+ episodes, 1hr long each) Love Is Beautiful, Life Is Wonderful

58: List 3 dramas you plan you watch When the Camellia Blooms, The Light in Your Eyes, Time

59: Tell a random story involving K-Dramas I can’t remember anything

60: Name one drama you dropped, and explain why Mischievous Kiss. I like anime a lot, and thai tv-version, but korean one... i can’t, it’s too much silly

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#asking #kdrama

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cl-babydew · 6 years ago

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CARTOONLOVER REACTS

CARTOONLOVER REACTS:

Ducktales

Season 2 episode 5 “Storkules In Duckburg!”

1.) “-I want to be a successful business man like you, cause your like my idol” AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!😍😍😍😍😍

2.) He’s not a bad drawer! 😀

3.) “-And is he stealing my chandelier!? HEY!” *stops, then continues to move slowly* 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’M HAPPY THAT WE GET TO SEE DONALD AGAIN! He’s been in like every episode of season 2 so far!!!!! I love it!!!!

4.) “2.5 billon please.” 🤣 Louie, that’s not happening!

5.) HI STORKULES!!!! 😁

6.) *throws Donald into the sun* .....Rip.....press f to pay your respects.....*presses f*

7.) “-The most responsible man I know!” You came to the right person! (Tho he lied last episode...)

8.) “We’re not employees, we’re your family.” AAAWWWW YOU COUNTED WEBBY TOO!!!!!😍😍😍😍😍

9.) “I mean, except Dewey, Dewey would make a terrible employee.” I WOULD BE OFFENDED FOR MY CHILD BUT,....your totally right!🤣 Speaking of...I guess he’s not in this episode....I’ll just go to my corner for a bit....

10.) *runs from corner screaming* NVM!!! MY BABY IS HERE AND OMGOSH DEWEY WAS MEEEE TWO SECONDS AGO!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’LL TAKE A CAMEO!!!!

11.) *Webby says her things* LET’S DO THAT!!!!!

12.) “Why don’t we just sell Lemonade?” But that’s boringggggg!!!!!!!!!!!😫

13.) “Lemonade is small potatoes.”

Exactly Lou!

14.) “POTATOADE!” Annnddd you lost me Webs......🙈

15.) “-just needs to find a problem to solve.” *Storkules burst through window, fighting* Found it...

16.) *turns back around* “Just any problem at all...” BOI!

17.) “500 dollars, plus tax, we also expect funzo bucks.” LOUIE! FYCYCTC OMGOSH!😆🙈

18.) THERE’S MY HUEY IN HIS ADORABLE NERDY HAT AND GLASSES!!!😫😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

19.) Poor Donald...🙈

20.) THIS IS ADORABLE OMGOSH!!!! XD AND HUEY LOOKS SOOO ANNOYED THAT HE HAS TO BE THE MOTHER!!🤣🤣🤣 I guess Webby won!! Also!! HUEY YOUR ADORABLE IN A SKIRT!!! 😆 WEBBY IS IN PANTS!!!!! 😆 AND ALSO! THEY ARE MOTHER AND FATHER! 😆😆😆 X3

21.) “You said it hubby.” OMGOSH!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣 HE USED A HIGH PITCHED VOICE!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!! THEY ALSO SAID THEIR OTHER SHIP NAME LOL!!!!!!!!

22.) I LOVE HOW EVERYONE IS GETTING CAMEOS!!!!!!

23.) Louie’s living the life!🤣

24.) YOU HIDE THEM IN DONALD’S CLOSET?! STORKULES!!!! 🤣🙈

25.) DEWEY DEWNIGHT!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SOOOO HAPPY NOW!!!!!! THIS IS BETTER THAN A CAMEO!!!!😭😭😱😱😱

26.) “We captured the last one today!” “We what?!-“ Oh no....LOUIE DON’T YOU DARE DO WHAT I’M THINKING YOUR GOING TO DO!

27.) ORRRRRR YOU COULD JUST LISTEN TO WEBBY! Cuz y’all barley do, and when y’all finally do, she ALWAYS ends up right!

28.) You don’t have anymore money do you...

29.) *Webby pets Storkules* Awwww Webby! 😆

30.) I know he’s about to do it for a good reason...but...oh no!🙈

31.) “Of course! Employer Llewellyn, you ve the honesty and integrity of a true hero, just like your Uncle.” OOOOOO THAT’S GOT TO STING....you got to tell the truth now Louie!

32.) DO WHAT’S RIGHT!!!!!

33.) No! No don’t!!! Don’t eat it!!! NO!🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

34.) AND YOU ATE IT!!! 😫

35.) OMGOSH THAT WAS ADORABLE DONALD!🤣

36.) Those puppy eyes tho!!!!!!😍

37.) Awwwww Huey’s little hat is ADORABLE!!😍😍😍😍 HUEY YOU ARE STICKEN ADORABLE THIS EPISODE!!!

38.) 0 DAYS WITHOUT AN ACCIDENT!🤣🤣🤣🤣

39.) SOMEONE JUST SAVE DONALD BEFORE I BECOME THE PROBLEM!!!!!!

40.) Huey and Webby omgosh!🤣🤣🤣

41.) Rip Louie.....f

42.) AWWWWWW!!!

43.) “Had a business opportunity in Cape Suzette.” HOLD UP! WHAT?!

44.) AGAIN! YOU SHOULD’VE LISTENED TO WEBBY TO BEGIN WITH!!! *flips desk*

45.) “Huh, no one ever asked what they loved most.” *Webby glares at him* Excuse- *punches him* HAHAHAHA COULDN’T OF SAID IT BETTER MYSELF!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

46.) I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH OMGOSH!!🤣🤣🤣

(I really liked this episode!!🤣 Not my fav, but still loved it!!!!! CAN’T WAIT FOR TOMORROW EPISODE!!!! My favorite moment in this ep had to be when Webby punch Louie!🤣 THAT’S WHAT HE GETS FOR NEVER LISTENING!!!!!! IM ALSO SUPER HAPPY THAT I GOT TO SEE MY BABY!!!!!!! DEWEY DEWNIGHT GUYS AHHHHHH I WAS SOOOOO HAPPPYYYYY!! ALSO! HUEY WAS STICKEN ADORABLE LIKE ALWAYS!!!!! WEBBY NEEDS MORE RESPECT OF COURSE! 😆 See y’all next time! Bye!)

*starts my advertisement*

Remember kids....ALWAYS LISTEN TO WEBBY! Unless there’s a reason not to, then just listen to me.

#ducktales 2017 #ducktales #season 2 #episode 5 #cartoonlover reacts

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isa-ah · 6 years ago

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Do you like sushi?

i need u to imagine with me, for a few moments, baby me, 18 years old, planning my first out of state trip by myself. i was going to meet louie in person for the first time! from virginia all the way down to florida, 20 hours on a train, then a transfer to a bus, and finally to an uber- and at last, my boyfriend. i was elated! id saved up so much money from my shitty minimum wage job! this was going to be great!

our very first date was his choice, my treat. sushi. his, at the time, absolute favorite thing. so we wait until around dinnertime and roll out to a local place to grab his dinner. i dont need any, i say, ill just eat the spring roles.

but you have to at least try it if youre paying for it! he insists, light hearted.

i agree, because im so incredibly nervous about not just our first date, but my first date ever. so the sushi comes out and we take it back to our table and im beating around the bush, sipping on my soda, making conversation. the back wall of the sushi place was glass and looked into a side street, leaving us in the midst of the pale green light from indoors, and the buzzing orange street light outside. he pushes a piece of sushi my way to try.

maybe, i say, feeling a little bit of sweat in the nape of my neck, maybe i should just bite it haha. just a little bit.

nah, you put the whole thing in your mouth! thats how sushi works.

i smile, and relent, holding the sushi between the chopsticks for a long few seconds as i stare at it, casting furtive glances at my boyfriend. i am a picky eater at best, and have an easily triggered gag reflex at worse, and this makes for a fearful concoction in my stomach.

at his behest, i finally pop it into my mouth and chew- once, twice- then the flavor slams me from one side and the texture from the other and my entire body hitches a bit. i try to stifle it, try to keep chewing, but another gag rocks my frame. louie looks up and asks, surprised, did you just gag?

i try to say no but in doing so the gag is much more obvious. he squawks and hands me a napkin like spit it out! and i try to argue but boy am i close to puking. i jam the napkin over my mouth for a few seconds before spitting it out whole boar and slurping down my soda. i am mortified, unable to even look at him. he assures me its alright, even laughs and says its not the worst first date hes ever had, but honestly?

i fuckin hate sushi.

#c0smicartisan

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honeyedmilks · 8 years ago

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1-12, 14-19, 27-29, 32. 42 and 54 :D You don't have to answer them all hahaha

assiehfaefa ima answer them all! thank you so much angel!

1: favourite kdrama

let’s say that my current favourites are; the princess’ man, and jealousy incarnate!

2: least favourite kdrama

least favourite… hwarang, strong woman do bong soon, and drinking solo. i just dislike these. but if we’re talking one i like but wouldn’t have at the top of my list… then moon lovers.

3: first kdrama i watched:

it was boys over flowers!!! wow!!! the memories… the tears… so iconic… i couldn’t watch lee min ho in anything for a long time because go jyun pyo broke my heart!!!

4: last kdrama i watched:

i’m currently watching school 2017 (!!!!!!!!!!!! kim tae woon i loveth you) and also watching an oldie drama called the woman who still wants to marry. it’s based around female friendship and i’m at ep 11 and still going!

5: kdrama otp (s):

oh boy so here we go!!! in no particular order, here are some pairings i really do love/ cried over/ had lots of feelings over!!

kim shin and eun tak (i miss my sweet souls) from goblin

lee se ryung and kim seung yoo from the princess’ man

park do kyung and oh hae young from oh hae young again

pyo na ri and lee hwa shin from jealousy incarnate

do min joo and cheong song yi from my love from another star

i’m sure there are more but these are whay come to mind right now! :’)

6: kdrama notp (s)

dugfsfhdsi

wang so with tragedy and injustice!!!

7: preferred drama genre

honestly it first of all romance, but these days i love a good melodrama! romantic comedies are good too if they’re done well! i do also love a good fantasy… or saeguk, but again it depends on what kind of saeguk… drama’s about friendships… family… they can be really interesting. i’ll be honest and say my least favourite genre are workplace dramas.

8: first drama i considered my favourite:

ooh… that’s hard… let me think… i think it was reply 1988- until it crushed my pathetic heart into a million pieces.

9: favourite korean actors

ooh… gong yoo (not just because he’s a fantastic actor but he’s also such a lovely awesome guy),

lee joon gi (for his magnificent micro-expressions)

ryu jun yeol (WHEN WILL HE RETURN TO DRAMALAND???!!!)

jo jung suk (you all must see him in jealousy incarnate)

seo in guk

seo kang joon (he played my love, baek in ho)

and so ji sub!

10: favourite korean actress (es)

zamn let’s do this then!

gong hyo jin (she is sooo lovely and brilliant!!)

kim go eun (again lovely and brilliant!!!)

jun ji hyun (who doesn’t love her dramas tho)

shin min ah (i love all these talented ladies so much it’s not even funny)

yoo in nah

uee

kim hee-ae

kim seul gi

and lee sung kyung!

11: favourite kdrama cliche

ha! i honestly am such a sucker for the main leads doing sweet things like looking after the female lead when she’s hurt- even if it’s buying her medicine, looking after her when she’s drunk. just thoughtful things in general. and i like it when the female lead does the same for the male lead. like just doing lovely things for the other :(

i am also a whore for long hidden glances and petty silly jealousy or crushing babbling nonsense (not like scary jealousy tho) and honestly who doesn’t love a good hearts racing, cheeks blushing cliche moment?

when drama’s do parodies of other famous drama’s idhfud they just take the mick it’s so funny

food, everywhere, yummy ramen, yummy spicy rice cakes… yummy… yumness…

oh and a good crying scene… shed those dramatic tears my boy!!!!

12: least favourite kdrama cliche

wrist grabbing oiadhc’iuafh

MISUNDERSTANDINGS, like the real ugly kind

noble idiocy is just… it rarely works… please stop making my soul suffer…

evil mothers ;((((((

the dreaded make over

14: boys over flowers or secret garden?

boys over flowers!!!! watching secret garden makes me sightly sick now oahiduhfa the main lead :////// plus bof has lee min ho and his perm and i live for that look

15: weightlifting fairy kim bok joo or cheese in the trap?

now what cruel person… i want to say cheese in the trap just because i love baek in ho so much and it was such a thrill at the start… but i’ll have to go with weightlifting fairy… there’s more pro’s in this drama… like the fact i actually finished it when it was airing…

16: jealousy incarnate or oh my ghostess?

definitely jealousy incarnate, lee jong suk is really brilliant as lee hwa shin and even though i have to admit that i didn’t watch the side stories, and mostly only the stories of lee hwa shin and pyo nari… it’s still better than oh my ghostess in my opinion. the latter show made me uncomfortable- mostly due to the fact the main lead was falling in love with a mix of two people. it just made me a bit itchy :(( and sad :(( because then the romance is a bit of a mess

17: descendants of the sun or w: two world?

hmm.. i actually did start descendants but dihfiadhf for the life of me could not get past the first two episode, maybe it was the dramatic love song at the end of their first meeting that had me both scratching my head and stifling laughter. but i’ve heard good things about w, and did want to pick it up until i heard the ending went a bit lopsided, so to save myself disappointment, i did not watch it.

18: moonlight drawn by clouds or legend of the blue sea?

okay so this is tricky… mdbc is critically… probably a better drama but despite it’s flaws i really have to say legend of the blue sea. i watched it the whole way through, and i really love the soundtrack (which im actually listening to as i answer these) and the main characters, and it made me laugh a lot even if i did cry a little over the greatness it could’ve been :((

19: strong woman do bong soon or shopping king louie?

dsuigfiddifdfiv shopping king louie! how cute were booksil and louie ::((( so cute!!

27: favourite kdrama bromance

okay so this is an interesting question… probably the friendship between park do kyung and all his male friends from oh hae young again… their loyalty was heart warming, but grimsie and kim shin from goblin were cute friends too.

28: favourite kdrama friendship

i have a few!

oh hye won and her friend ji soo from secret love affair. i really loved their friendship, how ji soo was a pillar of support for hye won, she was a real friend.

i really truly love the friendship between the three main female leads in the woman who still wants to marry- it’s so warm.

oh hae young and her friend in oh hae young again are also very sweet, i’m really glad hae young had a friend she could talk to.

oh and the friendships between shim cheong and all her cute oddball friends in legend of the blue sea :’((( that was pure stuff right there

and let’s not forget the kids and family on the block in reply 1988, its honestly so lovely :’((

i feel like there’s almost always a sidekick friend in kdrama’s but never are they good friendships that make me feel things :( sometimes the friend is just a prop

29: favourite actor/actress duo? (one male, one female)

oooh… this is hard… if this was bollywood it would be easier because i would’ve just said kajol and sharukh khan… but here… lemme think… now that i think about it… i really liked gong hyo jin with so ji sub in the master’s sun. i also really liked park hyun sik and lim ji yeon together in high society. but otherwise… my brain is frazzled!!

how could i forget minah and namgung min in beautiful gong shim :((( they had such great chemistry

but lets be real jo jung suk and gong hyo jin in jealousy incarnate were hilarious.

32: do you watch drama’s with 30 plus episodes?

oh boy oh boy… i think i did watch one? but skipped a load of it to watch one couple… i mean i’ve thought about it? especially with father is strange… but it’s a pretty rare case. i know i’ve started some but couldn’t get through them all :(

42: favourite kdrama kiss scene

ihfr’iue ye’qewu the kisses in coffee prince… are truly something… 10/10

54: recommend 3 fluffy AF dramas

efrhiptfuohf’rgh let us see… this is hard because kdrama’s don’t like being complete fluff… but the woman who wants to marry is a wild bit of fun :((

my girlfriend is a gumiho is a really nice watch, wouldn’t call it 100% fluff because… i cried a little

oh and splash splash love is short and sweet without being too silly :’)

and i guess my only love song is a load fluff, you can enjoy its strange antics and not take it too seriously!

thank you for these lovely questions

send me some asian drama asks!

#replies^^^#someone save my not very decisive ass #kdrama asks #kdrama #sorry for any typos!#tracyx11 #tumbly talks: kdrama edition

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Da Man Wit’ Da Money: 77 Hip-Hop Lyrics About Donald Trump

Donald Trump I cleared Forbes’ list this month!

Now I’m knocking like Jehovah; let me in now, let me in now Bill Gates, Donald Trump, let me in now

I’m so appalled Spalding ball, Baldin’ Donald Trump, takin’ dollars from y’all

So come on gettin’ lovely I’m gettin’ into the money The Donald Trump money

I buy vehicles wit straight cash, have convenes with Donald Trump Y’all meet wit Honda , no payments for 12 months

Going Donald Trump counts on the corner I made a million on that corner

Im bout to do a lyric with Bono Pocket Trump like I only impressed the lottery, lotto

Yo Ice, I did a concert in the White House And after that me and Donald Trump hung out

10.

I gotta say what’s up to Digital Underground and Humpty Hump Cause he makin’ more than Donald Trump

11.

Can I live? I make yo’ ass over the hump We tryna get money so we can be livin’ like Trump

12.

We can talk Trump talk, real estate, capitals, and bonds Or gangsta shit, my Rugers and Glocks in palm

13.

Trump change?( Chump change) Nah TRUMP change patnah not chump change

14.

The’ S’ in skypage certainly stands for sex Beeper’s goin off like Don Trump gets checks

15.

Suck a dick and lick an ass exactly to get a pump Fuck Black Caesar niggaz, announce me Black Trump

16.

I’m back with the funk, chump You crave funk, how many chunks? I went spunk I’m well-known like Donald Trump

17.

Warning you chump, psyche is out for lunch Given the dominance perforate, soon to be paid like Donald Trump

18.

He get apprehensive is seeking to startle I hit him with the pump Put more cash in my pockets than Donald Trump

19.

Got a business mind so if I lose the funk I’ll still be in the members of this house gettin’ paid like Trump

20.

Poisonous sting which thrashes up and act chumps Raise a heavy generator But yo, guess who’s the pitch-black Trump?

21.

You can boom shalock and move to the resounds I pump But I ain’t ceasing till I’m shitting on Donald Trump

22.

New Trump, brand new funk Keep the pocket full of California skunk

23.

Serena Williams, downtown unoccupied and Trump Who wanna slammed her rump, dunce, yes I fetch the pump

24.

Now I ain’t talkin bout no bullshit ass flippin z’s I’m talkin Trump type access, they comin off a mob of keys

25.

So all I’d wanna got the chamber stumped I’m smokin, make dough like Trump

26.

In hot pursuit of Donald Trump rap loot Produce what you feel with Navy Seal mic troops

27.

Im merely tryin to get rich like Trump The home run king is now in a slump, extend me a hunk

28.

The brand-new Don Trump is Bill Gates Not because his occupation, it’s’ cause we respect his cake

29.

Im the young Donald Trump, is yall listening me? Girls on the side path, yeah they cheerin me

30.

Niggas always expect to see us two together, stable The good duo they read since Trump and Marla Maple

31.

Doin’ it like Donald Trump I’m sendin’ this one to the women with body And all my hustlas with the grill front

32.

Teddy Riley, Michael Tyler, large-scale Trump thang Million dollars, sunny holler big bucks man

33.

Now they announce me Snoopy Trump I keep my heater open, cause I love to bust

34.

Throw my weight like Sherman Klump I gotta stand up my owned like Donald Trump

35.

I’m Donald Trump in a lily-white tee and lily-white ones The exchange is money nigga, you want some?

36.

Bill Gates, Donald Trump, them a require you In a the Pentium five them haggard wire you

37.

I’m Donald Trump, with raccoon hairdos I’m Lil Kim, so plastic , now it only really scares dudes

38.

Time to flip the labor move the block bump Boys from the hood announce me black Donald Trump

39.

I spend ludicrous money, private fowl money That Bill Gates, Donald Trump, Bloomberg money

40.

Resurrection of the real, time to get richer than Trump

41.

I’m lyin’ to Christ, put your fuckin’ sticker in a vice I’m like Trump in the Apprentice, merely fire at night

42.

You burnt mothafucka Donald Trump nigga I’m killing these niggas can’t fuck nigga

43.

Breathing off a Trump budget Fresh outa Bloomie’s with the Louie luggage

44.

Give me honour and fortune, me and Trump on golf courses With that being said, give me Tiger’s athletics endorsements

45.

And I’m gonna chopped this whole ki into a lotta lumps Next era you determine me I’ll have money like Donald Trump

46.

Homies on the blocking can say whatever they want I don’t wanna has become a trader, I wanna be a Trump

47.

The Apprentice but not Trump Im the nigga with Glocks and pumps

48.

1st of the month, Trump to the buyers Red toupe on the coupe you’ve been fired

49.

Get money like Donald Trump Double barrel on that pump

50.

Money buy the DIGITS I get Donald Trump callin’ me a fund wizard

51.

Richest nigga in my hood: announce me Donald Trump The form that count my coin while I inhale a blunt

52.

Take over the world when I’m on my Donald Trump shit Look at all this fund, ain’t that some shit?

53.

I’m tryna stuff em until I can’t fit no more I’m talking Donald Trump level I’m trying to get these dreamings off the ground All aboard for the shuttle

54.

Got enough, got enough Tryna’ get onto, til I’m on my Donald Trump, Donald Trump

55.

And we don’t stop my nigga I’m like Donald Trump nigga

56.

I started out transgressed, get rich, lost article then became it back Like Trump being up down up, play with cash

57.

I’m a good-looking rapper, I ain’t tryna stunt I’m a ardor my dampen like Donald Trump

58.

Hustle a palace, Donald trump 6 mil I got a 6th sense so known better 6 feel

59.

Walk up on you whiskey maskin’ punk And burn them kills just like I’m Donald Trump

6-.

Plottin’ on Donald Trump I was 15 years old when I hit that chopper

61.

You can hate, don’t frown, my nigga With Donald Trump in the stem, my nigga

62.

And Donald Trump, and Carlos Slim And call Obama, Oprah Winfrey then

63.

Hugo Boss, I only Donald Trump you Michael Kors sweater with cocaine on the garment Woke up in mansion but I grew up in apartment

64.

Trump Tower with Donald( Donald) I can’t drive a Honda( uh uh) Now I get options, you can detest me if you wanna

65.

No Donald Trump, Bill Gates or Bruce Wayne The only thing I had to my figure was a few dreams

66.

You makin’ patterns raise ya frost and Guinness And workin’ pussy that’s my type of fitness I’m countin’ fund like I’m Donald Trump

67.

Wit a pocket full of lint and a Big Meech letter And I’m fuck wat Donald Trump talk bout I like change when I convened Rosetta

68.

I’m fucked worse than Donald Trump On Lexapro in Mexico across from a Texaco in McDonald’s drunk

69.

Yeah thumbs up I’ve seen more punctures than a golf course on Donald Trump’s course

70.

Too much spinach to chew for niggas beefin ‘, So I’m out here trick or treatin ‘, can my niggas comprehend Bill Gates, Donald Trump , motherfucker let me in.

71.

Assassinate Trump like Im Zimmerman/ Now accept these terms as they came from Eminem

72.

Ah, my mention is Jibbs but they call me mighty Trump The kid down a live with an outerspace flow Stay brandished up, poking madden with a flow Jag chillin in the back with girls holla at a chump

73.

Ice Cube says you’re making more than Donald Trump So yo, go on and get your nose tied, Hump

74.

Cause ya boy’s in a slump I took her out of the jets The top floor of the Trump Had to hustle hard

75.

I’m on ridin’ humor my 12 -gauge pump Been a boss from the rush, croak getta like Trump

76.

Of a investigated off shotgun, hand on the pump Musty dead bodies and a catty bump, Trump

77.

Up like Donald Trump, chain moves like nunchucks She gon’ grind you up, twerk like she from Russia

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INTRODUCING 2017 PRESENTER, DIRECTOR OF HIGH PERFORMANCE FOR USA SWIMMING, KEENAN ROBINSON

Today we introduce the sixth presenter for The 2017 Seminar, USA Swimming's High Performance Director, Keenan Robinson. Keenan has worked with swimmers from North Baltimore Aquatics Club, University of Michigan and Team Wolverine, Arizona State, and USA Swimming along side with all time great, Coach Bob Bowman. The success they've had has been immense, with their athlete's Olympic medal totals approaching 50. With all that success, you'd never know his track record when meeting the man. Keenan is one of the most humble people in the world of athletics and is constant striving to improve the preparation the athlete's involved in USA Swimming. Even with USA Swimming being, arguably, the most successful American sport organization in the Summer Games Keenan is constantly striving to find more efficient ways to improve the long term development of his athletes. Keenan is a guy who's never held a punch, and never hid what he has done with this athletes. He's a fantastic ambassador for Strength and Conditioning Coaches and the sport of swimming. It is physically impossible for me to be more excited to have Keenan on the docket for The 2017 Seminar, he is a fantastic addition to an already loaded line up. Is it July yet???

JD: If you could, please give our readers a little background information about you, what your niche in the world of athletics is, accomplishments, how you got there, education, any products you have available and/or notable publications

KR:

[caption id="attachment_4132" align="alignright" width="225"] Keenan with Coach Bob Bowman and Michael Phelps after Day 6 of the Olympics, titled Capacity vs Utilization on Keenan's Facebook page[/caption]

My name is Keenan Robinson, and I am currently the Director of High Performance for USA Swimming. I started this roll in September of 2016, after 12 years of “on the deck” skills at various swim locations. By way of formal education I am a Certified Athletic Trainer, but during my journey added strength and condition certification to assist in the General Physical Preparation development of swimmers.

I suppose I am most known for my work with Michael Phelps, being with him since 2004. However, I have designed and implemented quadrennial GPP plans for swimmers at the age group level(10-14), senior club level(14-18), collegiate level, and international level. I suppose the niche would be merging an integrated approach to the SPP, GPP, and rehab domains of this particular sport in a manner that is now popularly called “Long Term Athletic Development” In the particular sport of swimming the plan we have developed(I use “we” because this was created over the years by not only myself but also the coaches who tasked me with this goal, as well as (and most importantly) the athletes). We created a very logical progression of developmental skills, movement proficiency, and finally biological expression of the different domains of human strength and power. All of this was done in accordance with the swim coaches development of the energy systems required of a swimmer. This has led to the highest level of swimming at each of the aforementioned swimmer developments. In just the last quad for example, the team I have worked for had the only 18 and under male to win and individual long course medal at a FINA Long Course World Championship/Olympics, and produced the club with the most 18 and under athletes to win individual long course medals at an IOC/FINA swimming international meet. At the senior international level the program we have developed has led to over 15 Olympic medals, and then of course you may add the medals won by Phelps himself. I would say the other unique aspect of this program within the sport of swimming is that it has led to US athletes competing at a FINA Long Course World Championships or Olympics in events for the 100 up to the 10/25k.

JD: Discuss with us the mistakes you see made by strength and conditioning coaches in the United States and around the world, and what you feel should be done differently/how to correct these issues.

KR: I don’t believe I have the experience, knowledge base, or exposure too enough global programs to call something a mistake. I have spent so much time critiquing, modeling, and adapting my own that it would be incorrect for me to call out another program. I would say this, and this is coming from the capacity I serve in now, which involves more consultation than actual programing and implementation (which is true coaching), the “remote fitness enthusiast” model of providing a fitness program needs to be critically evaluated. My intent in this statement is that, if the program a swimmer/ coach are using doesn’t have a designated strength coach on the floor daily I would question that program hard. I still have yet to see a cell phone be able to get up and walk the floor, coach athletes, develop relationships to understand when one athlete is ready to bring the heat and the other is more concerned with mastering technique because they dominate in the pool and don’t want to get hurt. No manual, at least what I’ve experienced, has the brain and intuition to make the changes necessary if Plan A isn’t going to work. Perhaps Im ranting now, but I like the way Cal Dietz and Joe Kenn have presented their belief systems. A coach can purchase their books, look on their respective websites for their exercise demonstrations, and even send them questions via email and then implement Triphasic or Tier System. It doesn’t require an exorbitant annual fee to have House come every September and spend 48 hours with something that with inevitably change because of the human response to stress. Another reason I respect that is because Joe and Cal don’t have time to do that because they are coaching everyday the programs they champion, producing Super Bowl Teams and NCAA Championship teams.

JD: What advice would you give a coach to improve knowledge in the lines of continuing education, meaning could you point our readers in a direction to find the scientific and practical information to improve the methods they use to improve performance?

KR: This is a great question, and I believe an answer comes from what unique to you as a coach. Read the foundational books(Zatsiosky, Bondurchuck, Issurin, Siff, Yessis, Dietz, Rippetoe, Louie Simmons) and start programming and COACHING. As issues come up or questions arise start looking for resources that help answer those questions, for me programming became so clear and changed my approach after I read The Tier System. You and I reached out to each other because I coached a high school athlete who went on to work with you in college and we shared similar questions as to whether we are doing anything right.

Listen to podcast and the speakers/topics that interest you dive deeper into for me this is where Weingroff, Cressey, Bartholomew, Valle, Gabbet, Pat Ward, and others have influenced me.

This usually leads to other information uncovering other influences, for me it became coaches that I value incredibly high Buddy Morris, James “The Thinker” Smith, Dave Tate, and Tom Myslinski.

During all this time create a Strength Shoppe, a unique network of individuals who think, program, coach differently but are like minded in willingness to positively share information to make you a better coach.

JD: If you could give a brief description of what our attendees can expect from you at The Seminar?

KR: An explanation of system, particular to a unique/niche sport, that is specific to human development, not sport specific. This explanation, hopefully allows coaches to apply or seek out assistance in areas that they previously haven’t worked on or haven’t had exposure to.

JD: Any closing thoughts?

KR: This is without a doubt, one of the humblest professional experiences I will have in my career. For years, I have purchased the Seminars videos because the presenters are the absolute best in the field and to know have the opportunity to actually attend and being asked to present is overwhelming. Jay, you are one of the few that walk the walk in terms of being open to what you do as a coach, sharing information openly, and trying to aggregate information and disseminate it to the profession to make us all better.

Read Full Article Here: INTRODUCING 2017 PRESENTER, DIRECTOR OF HIGH PERFORMANCE FOR USA SWIMMING, KEENAN ROBINSON

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Da Man Wit’ Da Money: 77 Hip-Hop Lyrics About Donald Trump

Donald Trump I cleared Forbes’ list this month!

Now I’m knocking like Jehovah; let me in now, let me in now Bill Gates, Donald Trump, let me in now

I’m so appalled Spalding ball, Baldin’ Donald Trump, takin’ dollars from y’all

So come on gettin’ lovely I’m gettin’ into the money The Donald Trump money

I buy vehicles wit straight cash, have convenes with Donald Trump Y’all meet wit Honda , no payments for 12 months

Going Donald Trump counts on the corner I made a million on that corner

Im bout to do a lyric with Bono Pocket Trump like I only impressed the lottery, lotto

Yo Ice, I did a concert in the White House And after that me and Donald Trump hung out

10.

I gotta say what’s up to Digital Underground and Humpty Hump Cause he makin’ more than Donald Trump

11.

Can I live? I make yo’ ass over the hump We tryna get money so we can be livin’ like Trump

12.

We can talk Trump talk, real estate, capitals, and bonds Or gangsta shit, my Rugers and Glocks in palm

13.

Trump change?( Chump change) Nah TRUMP change patnah not chump change

14.

The’ S’ in skypage certainly stands for sex Beeper’s goin off like Don Trump gets checks

15.

Suck a dick and lick an ass exactly to get a pump Fuck Black Caesar niggaz, announce me Black Trump

16.

I’m back with the funk, chump You crave funk, how many chunks? I went spunk I’m well-known like Donald Trump

17.

Warning you chump, psyche is out for lunch Given the dominance perforate, soon to be paid like Donald Trump

18.

He get apprehensive is seeking to startle I hit him with the pump Put more cash in my pockets than Donald Trump

19.

Got a business mind so if I lose the funk I’ll still be in the members of this house gettin’ paid like Trump

20.

Poisonous sting which thrashes up and act chumps Raise a heavy generator But yo, guess who’s the pitch-black Trump?

21.

You can boom shalock and move to the resounds I pump But I ain’t ceasing till I’m shitting on Donald Trump

22.

New Trump, brand new funk Keep the pocket full of California skunk

23.

Serena Williams, downtown unoccupied and Trump Who wanna slammed her rump, dunce, yes I fetch the pump

24.

Now I ain’t talkin bout no bullshit ass flippin z’s I’m talkin Trump type access, they comin off a mob of keys

25.

So all I’d wanna got the chamber stumped I’m smokin, make dough like Trump

26.

In hot pursuit of Donald Trump rap loot Produce what you feel with Navy Seal mic troops

27.

Im merely tryin to get rich like Trump The home run king is now in a slump, extend me a hunk

28.

The brand-new Don Trump is Bill Gates Not because his occupation, it’s’ cause we respect his cake

29.

Im the young Donald Trump, is yall listening me? Girls on the side path, yeah they cheerin me

30.

Niggas always expect to see us two together, stable The good duo they read since Trump and Marla Maple

31.

Doin’ it like Donald Trump I’m sendin’ this one to the women with body And all my hustlas with the grill front

32.

Teddy Riley, Michael Tyler, large-scale Trump thang Million dollars, sunny holler big bucks man

33.

Now they announce me Snoopy Trump I keep my heater open, cause I love to bust

34.

Throw my weight like Sherman Klump I gotta stand up my owned like Donald Trump

35.

I’m Donald Trump in a lily-white tee and lily-white ones The exchange is money nigga, you want some?

36.

Bill Gates, Donald Trump, them a require you In a the Pentium five them haggard wire you

37.

I’m Donald Trump, with raccoon hairdos I’m Lil Kim, so plastic , now it only really scares dudes

38.

Time to flip the labor move the block bump Boys from the hood announce me black Donald Trump

39.

I spend ludicrous money, private fowl money That Bill Gates, Donald Trump, Bloomberg money

40.

Resurrection of the real, time to get richer than Trump

41.

I’m lyin’ to Christ, put your fuckin’ sticker in a vice I’m like Trump in the Apprentice, merely fire at night

42.

You burnt mothafucka Donald Trump nigga I’m killing these niggas can’t fuck nigga

43.

Breathing off a Trump budget Fresh outa Bloomie’s with the Louie luggage

44.

Give me honour and fortune, me and Trump on golf courses With that being said, give me Tiger’s athletics endorsements

45.

And I’m gonna chopped this whole ki into a lotta lumps Next era you determine me I’ll have money like Donald Trump

46.

Homies on the blocking can say whatever they want I don’t wanna has become a trader, I wanna be a Trump

47.

The Apprentice but not Trump Im the nigga with Glocks and pumps

48.

1st of the month, Trump to the buyers Red toupe on the coupe you’ve been fired

49.

Get money like Donald Trump Double barrel on that pump

50.

Money buy the DIGITS I get Donald Trump callin’ me a fund wizard

51.

Richest nigga in my hood: announce me Donald Trump The form that count my coin while I inhale a blunt

52.

Take over the world when I’m on my Donald Trump shit Look at all this fund, ain’t that some shit?

53.

I’m tryna stuff em until I can’t fit no more I’m talking Donald Trump level I’m trying to get these dreamings off the ground All aboard for the shuttle

54.

Got enough, got enough Tryna’ get onto, til I’m on my Donald Trump, Donald Trump

55.

And we don’t stop my nigga I’m like Donald Trump nigga

56.

I started out transgressed, get rich, lost article then became it back Like Trump being up down up, play with cash

57.

I’m a good-looking rapper, I ain’t tryna stunt I’m a ardor my dampen like Donald Trump

58.

Hustle a palace, Donald trump 6 mil I got a 6th sense so known better 6 feel

59.

Walk up on you whiskey maskin’ punk And burn them kills just like I’m Donald Trump

6-.

Plottin’ on Donald Trump I was 15 years old when I hit that chopper

61.

You can hate, don’t frown, my nigga With Donald Trump in the stem, my nigga

62.

And Donald Trump, and Carlos Slim And call Obama, Oprah Winfrey then

63.

Hugo Boss, I only Donald Trump you Michael Kors sweater with cocaine on the garment Woke up in mansion but I grew up in apartment

64.

Trump Tower with Donald( Donald) I can’t drive a Honda( uh uh) Now I get options, you can detest me if you wanna

65.

No Donald Trump, Bill Gates or Bruce Wayne The only thing I had to my figure was a few dreams

66.

You makin’ patterns raise ya frost and Guinness And workin’ pussy that’s my type of fitness I’m countin’ fund like I’m Donald Trump

67.

Wit a pocket full of lint and a Big Meech letter And I’m fuck wat Donald Trump talk bout I like change when I convened Rosetta

68.

I’m fucked worse than Donald Trump On Lexapro in Mexico across from a Texaco in McDonald’s drunk

69.

Yeah thumbs up I’ve seen more punctures than a golf course on Donald Trump’s course

70.

Too much spinach to chew for niggas beefin ‘, So I’m out here trick or treatin ‘, can my niggas comprehend Bill Gates, Donald Trump , motherfucker let me in.

71.

Assassinate Trump like Im Zimmerman/ Now accept these terms as they came from Eminem

72.

Ah, my mention is Jibbs but they call me mighty Trump The kid down a live with an outerspace flow Stay brandished up, poking madden with a flow Jag chillin in the back with girls holla at a chump

73.

Ice Cube says you’re making more than Donald Trump So yo, go on and get your nose tied, Hump

74.

Cause ya boy’s in a slump I took her out of the jets The top floor of the Trump Had to hustle hard

75.

I’m on ridin’ humor my 12 -gauge pump Been a boss from the rush, croak getta like Trump

76.

Of a investigated off shotgun, hand on the pump Musty dead bodies and a catty bump, Trump

77.

Up like Donald Trump, chain moves like nunchucks She gon’ grind you up, twerk like she from Russia

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Da Man Wit’ Da Money: 77 Hip-Hop Lyrics About Donald Trump

Donald Trump I cleared Forbes’ list this month!

Now I’m knocking like Jehovah; let me in now, let me in now Bill Gates, Donald Trump, let me in now

I’m so appalled Spalding ball, Baldin’ Donald Trump, takin’ dollars from y’all

So come on gettin’ lovely I’m gettin’ into the money The Donald Trump money

I buy vehicles wit straight cash, have convenes with Donald Trump Y’all meet wit Honda , no payments for 12 months

Going Donald Trump counts on the corner I made a million on that corner

Im bout to do a lyric with Bono Pocket Trump like I only impressed the lottery, lotto

Yo Ice, I did a concert in the White House And after that me and Donald Trump hung out

10.

I gotta say what’s up to Digital Underground and Humpty Hump Cause he makin’ more than Donald Trump

11.

Can I live? I make yo’ ass over the hump We tryna get money so we can be livin’ like Trump

12.

We can talk Trump talk, real estate, capitals, and bonds Or gangsta shit, my Rugers and Glocks in palm

13.

Trump change?( Chump change) Nah TRUMP change patnah not chump change

14.

The’ S’ in skypage certainly stands for sex Beeper’s goin off like Don Trump gets checks

15.

Suck a dick and lick an ass exactly to get a pump Fuck Black Caesar niggaz, announce me Black Trump

16.

I’m back with the funk, chump You crave funk, how many chunks? I went spunk I’m well-known like Donald Trump

17.

Warning you chump, psyche is out for lunch Given the dominance perforate, soon to be paid like Donald Trump

18.

He get apprehensive is seeking to startle I hit him with the pump Put more cash in my pockets than Donald Trump

19.

Got a business mind so if I lose the funk I’ll still be in the members of this house gettin’ paid like Trump

20.

Poisonous sting which thrashes up and act chumps Raise a heavy generator But yo, guess who’s the pitch-black Trump?

21.

You can boom shalock and move to the resounds I pump But I ain’t ceasing till I’m shitting on Donald Trump

22.

New Trump, brand new funk Keep the pocket full of California skunk

23.

Serena Williams, downtown unoccupied and Trump Who wanna slammed her rump, dunce, yes I fetch the pump

24.

Now I ain’t talkin bout no bullshit ass flippin z’s I’m talkin Trump type access, they comin off a mob of keys

25.

So all I’d wanna got the chamber stumped I’m smokin, make dough like Trump

26.

In hot pursuit of Donald Trump rap loot Produce what you feel with Navy Seal mic troops

27.

Im merely tryin to get rich like Trump The home run king is now in a slump, extend me a hunk

28.

The brand-new Don Trump is Bill Gates Not because his occupation, it’s’ cause we respect his cake

29.

Im the young Donald Trump, is yall listening me? Girls on the side path, yeah they cheerin me

30.

Niggas always expect to see us two together, stable The good duo they read since Trump and Marla Maple

31.

Doin’ it like Donald Trump I’m sendin’ this one to the women with body And all my hustlas with the grill front

32.

Teddy Riley, Michael Tyler, large-scale Trump thang Million dollars, sunny holler big bucks man

33.

Now they announce me Snoopy Trump I keep my heater open, cause I love to bust

34.

Throw my weight like Sherman Klump I gotta stand up my owned like Donald Trump

35.

I’m Donald Trump in a lily-white tee and lily-white ones The exchange is money nigga, you want some?

36.

Bill Gates, Donald Trump, them a require you In a the Pentium five them haggard wire you

37.

I’m Donald Trump, with raccoon hairdos I’m Lil Kim, so plastic , now it only really scares dudes

38.

Time to flip the labor move the block bump Boys from the hood announce me black Donald Trump

39.

I spend ludicrous money, private fowl money That Bill Gates, Donald Trump, Bloomberg money

40.

Resurrection of the real, time to get richer than Trump

41.

I’m lyin’ to Christ, put your fuckin’ sticker in a vice I’m like Trump in the Apprentice, merely fire at night

42.

You burnt mothafucka Donald Trump nigga I’m killing these niggas can’t fuck nigga

43.

Breathing off a Trump budget Fresh outa Bloomie’s with the Louie luggage

44.

Give me honour and fortune, me and Trump on golf courses With that being said, give me Tiger’s athletics endorsements

45.

And I’m gonna chopped this whole ki into a lotta lumps Next era you determine me I’ll have money like Donald Trump

46.

Homies on the blocking can say whatever they want I don’t wanna has become a trader, I wanna be a Trump

47.

The Apprentice but not Trump Im the nigga with Glocks and pumps

48.

1st of the month, Trump to the buyers Red toupe on the coupe you’ve been fired

49.

Get money like Donald Trump Double barrel on that pump

50.

Money buy the DIGITS I get Donald Trump callin’ me a fund wizard

51.

Richest nigga in my hood: announce me Donald Trump The form that count my coin while I inhale a blunt

52.

Take over the world when I’m on my Donald Trump shit Look at all this fund, ain’t that some shit?

53.

I’m tryna stuff em until I can’t fit no more I’m talking Donald Trump level I’m trying to get these dreamings off the ground All aboard for the shuttle

54.

Got enough, got enough Tryna’ get onto, til I’m on my Donald Trump, Donald Trump

55.

And we don’t stop my nigga I’m like Donald Trump nigga

56.

I started out transgressed, get rich, lost article then became it back Like Trump being up down up, play with cash

57.

I’m a good-looking rapper, I ain’t tryna stunt I’m a ardor my dampen like Donald Trump

58.

Hustle a palace, Donald trump 6 mil I got a 6th sense so known better 6 feel

59.

Walk up on you whiskey maskin’ punk And burn them kills just like I’m Donald Trump

6-.

Plottin’ on Donald Trump I was 15 years old when I hit that chopper

61.

You can hate, don’t frown, my nigga With Donald Trump in the stem, my nigga

62.

And Donald Trump, and Carlos Slim And call Obama, Oprah Winfrey then

63.

Hugo Boss, I only Donald Trump you Michael Kors sweater with cocaine on the garment Woke up in mansion but I grew up in apartment

64.

Trump Tower with Donald( Donald) I can’t drive a Honda( uh uh) Now I get options, you can detest me if you wanna

65.

No Donald Trump, Bill Gates or Bruce Wayne The only thing I had to my figure was a few dreams

66.

You makin’ patterns raise ya frost and Guinness And workin’ pussy that’s my type of fitness I’m countin’ fund like I’m Donald Trump

67.

Wit a pocket full of lint and a Big Meech letter And I’m fuck wat Donald Trump talk bout I like change when I convened Rosetta

68.

I’m fucked worse than Donald Trump On Lexapro in Mexico across from a Texaco in McDonald’s drunk

69.

Yeah thumbs up I’ve seen more punctures than a golf course on Donald Trump’s course

70.

Too much spinach to chew for niggas beefin ‘, So I’m out here trick or treatin ‘, can my niggas comprehend Bill Gates, Donald Trump , motherfucker let me in.

71.

Assassinate Trump like Im Zimmerman/ Now accept these terms as they came from Eminem

72.

Ah, my mention is Jibbs but they call me mighty Trump The kid down a live with an outerspace flow Stay brandished up, poking madden with a flow Jag chillin in the back with girls holla at a chump

73.

Ice Cube says you’re making more than Donald Trump So yo, go on and get your nose tied, Hump

74.

Cause ya boy’s in a slump I took her out of the jets The top floor of the Trump Had to hustle hard

75.

I’m on ridin’ humor my 12 -gauge pump Been a boss from the rush, croak getta like Trump

76.

Of a investigated off shotgun, hand on the pump Musty dead bodies and a catty bump, Trump

77.

Up like Donald Trump, chain moves like nunchucks She gon’ grind you up, twerk like she from Russia

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