#im literally the caves and underground tunnels guy.

[moodr1ng]

took one of those quizzes thats like 'which of the entities from the magnus archives would you be an avatar of?' and it said the corruption. dumbest shit i ever heard. so untrue. i would be either the buried or the spiral. so so so obviously. anyone who knows anything about me could tell you this 100%. bullshit quiz.

[witchcatyoshiko]

The Fear is Real

So my friend has gotten me into playing bingo Minecraft

(Stay with me on this)

I was against online gaming cuz of grief-ers and trolls but I started playing & it was going good

Then a team mate started stealing my iron & lying about it and I’m like “bish!” So I got wary of teammates other than my friend being near me.

So yesterday we were playing and this teammate was following behind me. I would cut down a tree and he’d be there cutting it down, I’d start digging coal, he’d start digging right beside me. We’re getting no where fast and he’s just attached to my side.

So out of nowhere I just book it, running as fast and far as my lil legs could take me. I thought I got far enough and I start digging again cuz yea I’m still trying to win the game. Then he’s there. He digs up the iron I just found, takes my crafting table, finds out I’m in a dead end and leaves the hole to move on. I’m like “nope. Just gonna dig down” so I just start digging a staircase down hopping he’ll leave cuz there’s no more resources but the bitch comes back, right when I found more iron.

He goes down my staircase, starts minning my iron and I take off running again. I run in a diagonal away, pick up two pieces of dirt, move straight into a dirt hill and just start digging, digging like no tomorrow. I put the dirt at the entrance of my hole and just keep going.

I guess I should mention at this point that teammates are outlined in glowing green in this game, even underground.

So of course this bitch finds me but I’m within a dirt hill, many counts down from him, and there seems to be no entrance to any cave anywhere around me. I can literally see this guy pacing around above me, he’s even got the balls type “hambre?” And im like *digs faster*

THIS BITCH stars digging down to me! Straight down, no concern for life, just right above my head going down to me.

I bank left and just start digging straight that way. He changes direction and is moving in a diagonal toward me. I bank right and he adjusts. I panic knowing he’s so friggin close to getting to me.

Mind you, if your teammate gets too far from you (in ANY direction) you won’t see their outline anymore.

So while he’s digging I turn around, go through my escape tunnel, back to the surface, break through my tunnel block, and take off running from his back all the way to an island where I can only see him as a distant one byte dot. And again begin digging down before he realizes that the reason he couldn’t see me anymore was cuz I wasn’t there.

To make matters so much better. He dug down straight into lava and died. Which means he got reset faaaar away from me.

Now it’s also good to mention that I was on voice chat with my friend so for the whole adventure she’s heard me panicking, cussing, squealing, and laughing maniacally.

So when the guy died she said “oh good you can help us win now” and then she we both read the text chat that’s the guy saying “oye! Tengo hombre?” and she looks to her side and there he is, standing next to her. And she’s like “fuck”

And im like “you’re screwed!!!”