#im kinda just gonna sway here ok?

[plasticsandwich]

And btw. Bites you and doesn’t let go

uwoah this is actually kinda nice,,,,, im okay with this

[astronautbeans]

Ok so I have this plotted in my head (thebyter here btw sorry I dont wanna use my main Helpp) With how lkke. The ceremony is planned out but I KEPT THINKING HOW THE OTHER INVIS PLAYERS REACT TO SEEING THAT ONE GUY WHO THEYRE ALL TOLD TO KILL ON SIGHT. BEING THE ONE WHOSE THE CEREMONY FOR. In my head this is Ash doing such a massive show of power "The guy who is trying to take me down is now wrapped around my finger" And spoke has no option like ash said. He lost his knights (mapicc and leo) He has nothing to go back to and it feels so nice to be praised and such And Just OHJY GODODDD IM SIRRY I M STILL GUSHING OVER THE ENTIRE FIC ITS MAKINGME GO INSNEEEE!!!

The fact that the only people who can pseak during the ceremony would be ash an d spoke but Spoke wouldnt mutter a word , maybe out of habit now. the Mafia changed him ,he probably denies it but he knows its true and Fuck FUKC MY LIFEEEE Aaah aaaAaaaahAAAAH Theres also this wntire thing tht I have inmy brainwhich in parrot's newest uu video he taunts parrot with a diamond player by his side (spoiler warning) !!! after dean's death and whn the diamond player brings himto ash what If In the fic Its Spoke who is by ashs side. He brings himto whereever he goes Its almost like showing off. a trophy Ok Im gonna Shut the fcuk up and Go cry in a little hole and never speak to anyone ever again Im not ok Shaking and crying and screaming

Would it be kinda crazy if ash had a chess board set up next to his desire board and after the ceremony the black queen changes to white Like H.HhhHh Aah AaaAaaAaaaah inthe chess analogy would jamato be the king piece? but slightly off the board. Not knocked over but behind the spaces. Planet would be a bishop and both the knights and 1 bishop are off the board , knocked down. I might genuinely pull up some chess set up to draw this and Spoke whil ewalking to like the main hall or dining hall for the ceremony sees the chess board and after all of that he notices the change in the queen and just stares at it

ok sorry My brain kicked into overdrive instead of asking I just ramblwd I mgith do more cuz Iv e been thinkignaboutthis fic for like almost 24 hours LOL! I NEEDHEPP

dghfsgkfdshghjfds hey man :D

yeah gosh i honestly haven't really thought of how the ceremony would go but Spoke absolutely would be terrified out of his mind, with minimal armour and the faceless, diamond-rank players staring at him like he's their next kill. the only reason he'd feel safe is because Ash would have to give the word to kill him. he'd be forced to trust Ash isn't that just evil of me <3

ALSO YEAH GOSH THE MAFIA CHANGED HIM. he'd rather keep his mouth shut because it feels more natural now gfdjhksdf

oh my dayssssssssss if Spoke was the diamond player there, torn between his loyalty to Ash and jumping down to comfort Parrot who's so stricken with grief,,, BUT YEAH HE'S PRETTY MUCH ASH'S THROPHY OF COURSE ASH IS GONNA SHOW HIM AROUND BECAUSE DANGIT HE MANAGED TO SWAY SPOKE WHO HATED HIM THE MOST ough yeah i'm normal

that chess analogy is great btw gfdskhsjdf he's switching sides and he's no longer got a say in it teehee bishop Planet oh my days AND IF YOU DO MAKE ART SEND IT TO ME GDFHSKDS

don't be sorry man i'm glad you enjoyed it this much!!! target audience reached >:3

[starluvsx]

★𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜

𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐨 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

Proofread:kinda...not rlly

Wordcount:2266

WARNINGS:throw up/emetophobia , panic attack, crying, this takes place before they’re like famous or wtv.also this is very long.

A/N:ntm on the banner idk what happened😭

“Guess where I’m going tonight”I said to the boy I was on the phone with.my best friend Matt.he was playing video games while I got ready.probably not paying much attention to what I was doing but definitely listening.

“Where?” he questioned as his face twisted into one of frustration.most likely because of the game he was playing.

“I’m going to hailys party” I cheekily said.smiling just at the thought of what tonight would be like.

“Isn’t that like all seniors?” he asked, concern lacing his tone.even though we were both the same age he always acted like my older brother.

"uh yea, i'll be fine dont worry.im not gonna like get fucked by a 20 year old or end up passed out in the street.im a responsible person matt."i rambled on

"i know you are but- shit...seniors can be pretty intense sometimes" the boy on the other line explained

"ill be fine dude, ok anyways, what outfit do i wear?" i said while show-casing two outfits that lay on separate hangers.

"im kinda in the middle of something right now"

"i dont care, just look for a second"

"y/n i litterally cant"

"matthew bernard sturniolo turn your fucking head this direction and help me pick out an outift or i swear to God"

"ok ok jeez" he said as he hesitantly turned to face his phone screen. "i don't like either of them"

"oh fuck you" i said as i put my phone onto its back so i could change into one of the outfits.

✧At the party

a large smile was painted on my face as i swayed my hips to the beat of the music. I've never felt more alive.the freshly poured drink splishing and splashing around in the cup i was holding, small droplets finding a home on my wrist. despite this being me being only a junior i was mixing well with the crowd.not feeling awkward or like i didn't belong for a second

a tap on my shoulder stopped my movements abruptly.i turned around to where the feeling came from only to see the girl that i came here with, Serenity. she looked deepyly upset which wasnt usual for the cheerful girl. "hey sese, whats up?" i yelled over the loud music.im not even sure if she could hear me.

"i feel sick" serenity answered. i quickly grabbed her hand and bee-lined it to the bathroom.she had been drinking alot.way more then me.and i was sure that what she mean t by 'i feel sick' was 'im about to throw up' and i want that to be no where else but the toilet.for her dignity and my sanity.

i banged on the door of the first bathroom i came across. "occupied!" someone yelled from the other side, forcing me to practically drag serenity down the crowded hallway to another bathroom.once we made it to the white door i realized there was no point in knocking because i could hear two drunken people going at it as if it were their last night on earth.

panic began to set in at the same pace as reality.no more bathrooms in sight. shit shit shit i mentally cursed to myslef as i looked over at a half folded over serenity. "y/n i think im gonna throw up"the blonde girl stated

i quietly mumbled "no no your not, please don't, not here" but my pleads were to no eval as once the words left my mouth so did all of the drinks serenity had earlier.it was all over me.my shirt and jeans and even my white shoes. i screamed in panic. tears spilling out of my eyes almost automatically.

as my eyes darted all over the place i noticed the bathroom door where the couple once were fucking was now open.i put my hand on serenities back and shoveled her into the bathroom, careful not to touch any of the vomit on my shirt.she dropped to her knees and went head first into the toilet at the sight of it.the sounds making me gag internally.

i slid down the wall behind me and sobbed.not being able to escape the vomit.i pulled my phone out of my back pocket and opened my contacts.i was about to call my mom to pick me up before i looked at the time. '1:48' it read. she was most definitely asleep. the scrolled through my contacts looking for someone that could come pick me up.

'Matty boy' was the name my eyes locked on, not even waiting a second before calling him.the phone rang longer than i would've liked it to as i pressed it up to my ear. please pick up i mentally begged "hey y/n." a sleepy Matt said on the other line.

i wasted no time "Matt please-please come get me"i choked out through cries.

"what?whats going on?are you ok?"he asked.now sounding more alert and awake

"serenity threw up on me and i-i don't know what to do.please just come get me.please Matt"i begged through the phone.tears sprung out my eyes and rolled down my face, leaving marks of dripping mascara to stain my cheeks.

"ok ill be there in a few minutes.wheres serenity now?"Matt asked.i hadn't even noticed her.i looked down from the ceiling i was staring at and locked eyes with her body.

"she's passed out...o-on the bathroom floor"i slowly got out.

"ok y/n listen to me very carfully,i need you to call haily and tell her serenity is in the bathroom passed out and that you need a chnage of clothes okay?do not leave serenity there." the boy on the other line stated very seriously. i mumbled a small 'okay 'before Matt began talking again "ill be there in a few minutes, don't move from the bathroom."he said before hanging up.silence now filling my ears.

✧Some time later

serenity was now gone after being taken to hailys room so she could sober up.i have a change of clothes on, some large sweat pants and a 'the smiths' t-shirt. although my clothes were now in the washer being clean from throw up, i couldn't get the thought out of my head.

this night, my first real party, had gone to shit.i was tried, scared, my makeup was ruined, my back hurt.i just want to go home. then as if my thoughts were read a knock came at the door. "come in"i lightly shouted.

as soon as the door opened and matt was visible i sprung up from my spot on the floor.hugging the boy before either of us could say anything.sobbing into his shoulder. "its okay.its okay.im here."the brunnete boy said into my hair

he held my back as we walked through the sea of people in order to make it to the exit.drunken others staring at us we walked by.i grabbed my coat which had somehow not bee touched the whole night, a dark blue zip up hoodie.i felt goosebumps go up my arms a I put it on.

the cold air hit my face unexpectidely.the winter weather sending shock through my warm body.a smile krept onto my face for an unidentified reason. i brought my arms over my chest and folded them. "why are you smiling?"matt asked while looking over at me.a smile on his face aswell

"i dont know" i answred with a small giggle.once we finally made it to the car i hobbled myself into the front passenger seat.the car was practically silent as he put the key in the ignition and started it.not much being needed to be said.

Once we pulled out of the carefully chosen parking spot I advised Matt to not drive me home seeing as my mom would probably kill me.a small hum of approval being the only noise to come from him.

This silence was soon followed up with an unexpected “thank you”from Matt. “For calling me when you needed to and not being stubborn”he clarified

A vocal response didn’t seem to fit the situation so I simply nodded in acknowledgment. “My parents are actually out on vacation so there’s no harm in you staying the night by the way, went to Maine or something.” He began to speak.I didn’t respond.only looking out the window infront of me.

“So what was it like?your first senior party?”the driving boy asked as he focused on the road infront of us.the street lights and cars illuminating his pale face.

“Well besides being thrown up on and having a whole panic attack it was pretty good.the drinks were alright and a few guys hit on me but besides that it was just alright”I answered his question.

“Not everything you dreamed of?”matt asked teasingly. Shaking my head no in response “Bummer.well now you get to spend the night with me” he continued as we pulled into his driveway.i never realized how close he lived to Haily.

Once we entered the house I was met with Chris sitting at the kitchen table. “Woah what happened to you”Chris asked.looking up from his cereal and phone.

“A party” I weakly answered.

“Oh is that y/n?”Nick asked from the couch as he turned his head around to face me. “Hey baeee, had a rough night?”he greeted and questioned.

“Rough Night is the understatement of the century”I grumbled as I opened their fridge searching for water.

“You went to hailys party right?yea those seniors are crazy.are those your clothes?”Nick rambled on.

“No these are hailys,serenity threw up on me.”I casually answered,shuddering at the remembrance of what happened.I stretched my arm out to grab the advil in their top shelf.

“Oh gross.you sleeping here tonight?”chris chimed in and asked.

“Yea, no point in going home and getting my ass beat.”I exaggerated

“Where you sleepin?”chris asked again

“Not with you, last time you punched me right in the boob, painful as fuck.”I retorted as I swapped the pills and water.

“Dude it was an accident!i was sleeping!”he answered as he threw his hand sup in defense.making me giggle.

“Not taking any chances”

“Well you can’t sleep with me.”Nick stated suddenly

“Why?”

“My bed is fucking lopsided and I have to sleep on the couch till it’s fixed” Nick said

“Just sleep in Chris’ room”

“He fucking attacks me in his sleep!”

“What about Matt?”

“He’s up too late for me, I need my eight hours but I guess this kid only needs 8 minutes” Nick answered my few questions causing me to lightly laugh

“Ok then I guess I’m sleeping in your room Matty boy”I said, turning to the boy who had just been listening to this conversation silently.

“Ok then cmon,I’m going to bed right now”he tiredly said as he walked in the direction of his room.

“I find that hard to believe”Nick shouted from his place in the couch.

I hugged Chris and Nick before following Matt into his room.

Upon opening the door I saw Matt face down on the mattress. “Jeez I didn’t think you were that tired” I joked as I sat down on the bed next to him.the calming blue led lights coloring us and the rest of the room around us.

He turned his head sideways to face me “I’m always tired”he mumbled.I situated my body so I was now laying next to him more comfortably.we then gradually moved ourselves to face each other while laying on our sides.his eyes staring into mine deeply.

"your beautiful" I whispered under my breath. ive always though Matt was attractive.not in a sexual way but the same way I think Alahna is pretty.but tonight was different.the way the blue lights bounced off his face, and how his messy hair rested almost perfectly on his forehead, or maybe it was how his dark, tired, eyes never seemed to look scary or weird on him.nonetheless he looked a way I don't even think I could describe if you put the words out in-front of me.

"your angelic..." I found myself say as my heart was taking action before my brain.i brushed some hair out of his eyes delicately with my fresh painted nails.he didn't respond, only giving me small smile.i caressed the side of his face with the back of my hand.tracing his facial structure.

"I love you" he abruptly said.the three words causing blood to rush to my cheeks rapidly.my heart besting faster almost as if on command

"I'll always love you more"I solemnly said.not exactly wanting to see his reaction to my words i moved in a little closer and closed my eyes.curling up and grabbing the covers.to my surprise though, after a few minutes I could feel his arm sake over my body and pull me closer.my head resting under his chin lightly.

then we fell asleep peacefully.silently hoping that if we were to never to wake up again that we stay together in the next life

[just-some-guy-joust]

im stubborn and i like talking here's the reasons i put every character i did in side a into the tourney. I'll do side b later cause i gotta go to bed soon

important first note, quite a few of my decisions were because i was trying to get women in here and it was getting desperate because i had to cut out a lot of women for only being "just some guy" because they were written by a misogynist that made her sit on the sidelines and cheer for the male leads. The Woman Situation Is Always So Fucking Dire.

anyways on to the actual contestants im gonna start with the characters that have been causing the most people to start up shit about them not being just some guy

barry bluejeans (taz balance): 2 submissions, personal bias. i think a lot of people are misunderstanding what this tournament is tbh. this isnt about the "normal" characters, tho normalcy does play a factor in it. this is about dudes who are just some guy. there is a difference. barry is a dnd npc who wears blue jeans in a fantasy world and he loves his wife. yes he is a lich. yes he is involved in the main plot. he's also just chillin. like if the plot didn't happen the way it did barry would be playing sudoku or crosswords. he'd be an average man in a very fantasy world. he is so average and human its funny. he is just some guy

tommy (hlvrai): 1 submission, personal bias. his just some guy energy is so there. he gets a propeller hat that does nothing when all of his crew is getting cool guns and upgrades. his life goal is to go home and take his dog for a walk. he gets a chuck e cheese birthday party. he sounds like he's going to burst into tears at any moment. compared to the rest of the crew, tommy is comedically just some guy

ulala (persona 2): 1 submission, description swayed me. it described the list of characters in persona 2 and ulala was just "your roommate that wanted to go to a party". that's hilarious. also i was getting fucking desperate for women that didn't suck ass as i stated above

apollo (ace attorney): 2 submissions, personal bias, descriptions swayed me. yall the submissions for him were so fucking funny. he's just a lawyer. he just wants to do his job but he lives in the ace attorney universe so everything is fucked all the time. he would've been a normal lawyer if he hadn't met phoenix wright. he's just chillin.

ok now here's every other character

sasha james (tma): 1 submission, friend bias, good description. i asked r if i should put her in because they know tma and they said yes. submission described her as loving to organize and avoided many monsters by being just some guy.

reigen arataka (mp100): 2 submissions. i thought it'd be funny and i was right. he is also just a normal man pretending he's not and he refuses to give up the bit he 100% deserves to be here

joy (underworld office): 1 submission, friend bias. the mc is going through wild ghost related problems and she's just going . hey man. you good??? r's sister submitted her and im not letting her down dude she's awesome

junpei (zero escape): 3 submissions, personal bias. he is literally the only character who has no connection to the larger mystery he's just there because he loves 1 girl. he's PAINFULLY and VITALLY just a dude. i need him

horse (centaurworld): 1 submission. i thought it'd be really funny to include just a horse. her name is horse. thats fucking awesome dude

phone guy (fnaf): 2 submissions. he was the only character from fnaf that got more than 1 submission and there were like 9 fnaf submissions i kinda felt bad tbh. he was also the best example of just some guy out of all the fnaf submissions

gordon freeman (hlvrai): 1 submission. he is a guy playing a video game. he is the straight man to the rest of the crews antics and by god he plays his role well

joshua gillespie (tma): 4 submissions, friend bias, hilarious descriptions. he avoids getting killed because he's so good at following instructions despite him clearly supposed to be dying here. they said don't open the coffin so he didn't. simply don't tuesday

namari (dungeon meshi): 1 submission, personal bias. i like her c: she's pretty level headed compared to like. everyone else in laios's crew. she seems like somebody i could just be friends with and hang out with

shez (fire emblem): 3 submissions, hilarious descriptions. i might try getting into fire emblem because of this. ok so they got murdered in a previous game off screen and now they're the playable character of a new game in a new timeline and they're fucking everything up because they're just supposed to be some guy? thats so fucking funny holy shit i want to know more

henry stickmin (henry stickmin): 1 submission. henry stickmin. like idk i dont feel like i gotta explain this one he's a stickman

stanley (tsp): guaranteed entry

whole (chonny jash): 1 submission, friend bias. tbh i saw him and went oh fuck yeah thats the thing my friends like and then i put him in there. i dont actually know enough about chonny jash to say anything on this but i fully trust the submitter knew what they were doing

larry (pokemon): guaranteed entry

luke carder (inscryption): 1 submission, friend bias, good description. he is just a normal youtuber in the lore of the game. he fucking love card game. good for him man good for him

leorio (hxh): 3 submissions, friend bias, good descriptions. idk a lot about hxh but the descriptions of him compared to the other main characters was pretty convincing

barry the quokka (sonic): guaranteed entry

april o'neil (tmnt): 1 submission, friend bias. absolutely normal girl that just happens to be the one that found the turtles and become their friend

tsuzuru (a3!): 3 submissions, friend bias. descriptions definitely made him feel like a good fit. he's so good at being just some guy i actually thought he was a different character and was shocked when i went to grab images for the tourney and he wasnt the guy i thought he was. which is really funny. like who the fuck is he then. this didn't change my opinion or anything it was just so good

matt (woe.begone): 1 submission. woe.begone fans have ALWAYS been kind to me so they got some mod bias sprinkled in. i dont know what this guys deal is but in the dbtn tourney the guy who got in there had a giant fucking list of things that are happening to him all the time and apparently thats just what woe.begone is like so i believe it when told matt is normal in comparison. everything else is so batshit wild I Just Believe You

gilear (fantasy high): 2 submissions. he seems to be just a dad. wasn't going to get in at first tbh just for personal reasons but i was running out of characters that i felt actually fit the tournament well so ultimately he got in

emmet (lego movie): 4 submissions. honestly with the number of submissions we got, 4 submissions was basically a guaranteed entry. and emmet's whole story is about being just some guy

stahl (fire emblem): 1 submission, hilarious description. fire emblem fans are so funny. what do you mean he can only be perfectly average because everyone else improves/gets worse with him to keep him perfectly average. what the fuck. thats so good

doug (wolf359): 2 entries. i dont know jack shit about wolf359 and honestly the submissions didn't tell me a lot but it was enough to figure he qualifies and i was running out of characters that felt good for the tourney. i trust you wolf359 fans

jack townsend (tales from the gas station): 1 submission, good description. he works at an evil gas station and the description gave me no follow up on what an evil gas station is which is awesome. apparently the horrors are constantly happening and he's just kinda staring at them. he's not paid enough for this

frisk (undertale): guaranteed entry

brian pasternack (yuppie psycho): 1 submission. im gonna be super honest with you here. i dont remember. i know he qualifies but i have 0 thoughts about him. maybe thats a good thing in this tourney. he's an average office worker who has now been tasked with killing The Witch.

trevor (american arcadia): 4 submissions, personal bias, good descriptions. dude i fucking love american arcadia it's so fucking good what a nightmare. he's so normal they were going to kill him for not being entertaining enough

[brilliantfantasticgeronimo]

Rogue thoughts and reactions--->

not taking many notes this time cause i wanted to Savour this one tbh and what a blast so far

rogue and doctor so far is like. rtd striking gold potentially here (i kno he didnt write this one i mean more like. in the long run. i could see fans going crazy over this Type of ship and spending sweet $$$$ on it lol).

ruby looking at this "scene" like it's a tv show………. live…….. honey u best believe in ghost stories hyper post-modern genre tv show seasons cause u are in one

cushy… wordsmiths-ing count…

"ruby: you know how i forget about a man?" with a woman? (shot)

the parallel of these guys "dishonoring" these ppl while the doc and ruby do kind of the same all the time sdkflj

mmm second time i see a triangle logo (it was there last ep on the door to the MEP area that lindsey and rickey ran into. camera held on suspiciously long on it…) (triangles…. three…. susan TRIAD???)

doctor this says you're single and available. oh another word. "very" available.

COME ON ACE WE HAVE WORK TO DO

"wow" boner dialogue

mention of gallifrey.... "i might take you one day" oh man. oh man………..

"random barren dimension" yes this is not an equivalent to a silent confinement analogue at all don't think about it too hard guys

"i lost everyone"

they're leaning on……………. oh yaz just broke a coffee mug somewhere

maybe the real enemy was fandom all along

THOSE TV SIGNALS BEAM OUT ACROSS THE STARS. TV SIGNALS. TV SIGNALS. TV ISNGALS TV

SIGNASLKDJASLKDJASKLJ1!!SKLFDJDSLKJFSDLK JF SHUT UPTJSDLFKSDJ (i die)

ok im enjoying The Concept a lot, as expected…….. but gotta say rogue does feel a bit two dimensional so far :/ (maybe even a bit cliche?) i feel jack in his first ep had more depth at first for example (bounty hunter but also lost his memory. doing amoral things but being swayed by the doctor at the end. etc). but there's time THERE'S TIME. DONT LE TME DOWN EPISODE PLEA SE. there's always a twist-

you people and your bridgetons. in my time this would all be a big ass downtown abbey reference

sad thing is this is def one episode i wont be able to watch with my homophobic parents at all oof lmao

this dialogue.... kinda thoschei acadamy years coded ngl

"tell me what your heart wants or i shall turn my back on your forever" defining 15 character dialogue……….

(commitment phobe doctor moment. my girl hastn changed at ALL) (btw intrigued by rogue's "i lost them" bc it could mean a lot right. it's the most delibarely ambiguous of pronouns dklfjsd like it could be a nonbinary character but could also be a couple characters? or maybe im reading it wrong sdlkjf)

play our games on a magnificent scale…………… games motif……….

"i thought i was interesting- but you??" exactly!!! doctor who>>>>>>>> bridgerton/all other tv shows. case made.

god i feel so stupid. i dint catch that twist at all TOT

wedding season finale. chuldur's know where it's at.

oh finally there's the scene from the trailers!!!!!!!!!

"how long do they live for?" oh he's gonna says A Thing "thats a long time to suffer" I WASN'T WRONG /GOES FERAL ( i knew the family of blood coding was leading somewhere…)

the doctor beatiing these cosplayers with his "i object" tv tropyness……….. the meta of it……… theory gang we're gonna make it yet i swear

ok yes this is sad poor ruby but like. but literally last month 14 killed/sacrificed donna w/o sm hesitation so sdklfjdsklfjsdklfj (yes im still like. HEY THAT WAS A SIGNIFICANT THING THAT HAPPENED. WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT IT.)

oh is rogue a chuldur as well? he feels too invested in the trolley problem of it all sdlkfj

im gonna say it.... i thought that resolution was kinda........ as the kids say..... weak sauce sfkdj

like oh nooo he got teleported oh noooo. like he's gonna be fine slkdfjsd didn't really hit that hard :/ should have had a proper death sacrifice thing.

"im sorry....." "....AAAANYWAY , it is what it is!!!! " my man is so broken holy shit. holy shit.

it's ok to be sad. !!!!! TOT

CONCLUSIONS!!

sdlkjf ya'll i really wanted this to harder but idk i didnt feel the depth or sensibility this called for was there tbh. but it was a blast!!! but … it missed a bit of that x factor thing. like some kind of universality to the romance w/ the rogue. i feel he was too sketched-in.... i was also a bit disappointed that ruby's friend was not her friend bc it meant her whole thing this ep of connecting to that woman was for nothing (and up until that point it was feeling very Important specially after the marti thing) (and speaking of, the chuldur's were kinda very sketched-in / surface-level as villains as well) … yeah. idk. kinda disappointing ngl (diodati > this i think). pretty fucking gay tho so that was nice.

[herboretum]

answering this twitter thread here Because im quite literally a fucking sucker for these posts ^_^ like give me 8 of these and i will Rapidly Answer them i loovvee talking i love answering questions ^_^

ME.

i introduced myself :)):) :) :) ::) although specifically i was swayed by some fanart of poob and pest and i was like “ohh woah, ok i’ll check them out” type deal

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LATE JUNE EARLY JULY so like . 9 ish months LMFAOO what!!!!!

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hmmm uhhuhuhh uhhh i dont have like . any floors that i will Like Crumble over for but i really like any elevator npc floors….. i think they make me happy….

although i guess i also enjoy flood fill mine since ive never like. raged Over it

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GOD THE FUCKING TEMPLE OF SOMETHING I HAAAAATE THAT FLOOR WITH A PASSION its so annoyying and loooong and I just Want other people to *** to make the round go fasterr 😭😭😭

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yeah actually i’ve been meaning to talk about How i don’t actually have any favorite npc because all of them are my favorites hndkskwg

i have like. favorite npc(s) in this current MOMENT but in general? you literally could tie me up and waterboard me and i still would not be able to give you a descript answer

like my head is so strange for This but the best way i can describe it is like . a wheel. that spins every time i even get the slightest peck of boredom of a current npc i like. and its all random. no specific time or place or day or month like It happens when my mind says it will happen

that being said heres my favorite npcs ive brainrotted over by month (kind of a lie btw ive brainrotted over every character at least once a month but this is like . stage 2 of BAD):

july - spud, poob, pest

august - spud, split

september -cant remember lawl

october - wallter, mark

november - spud (specifically frank), sarah

december - pilby, pest, wallter, mark

january - bive, split

february - infected, lampert

march - infected, swibbledib

april - poob, wallter, mark, pest

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reddy lol

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GREGORIAH AND YUM ZLURPIE AND SWIBBLEDIB! aand cashier uhmmmmmmmmmmmm

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errrrrr ttarmite? i dunno its just kinda loud like chill bro those players are all yours

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AUGH get a snack, cardboard labyrinth, jersey nova, glorp shop, make it go hard, going up?, concrete flood and bossa lullaby

BUT but im so serious when i say tip toe is the most underrated song in the ost EVER. SO GOOD i get so happy whenever it comes around in my playlist ^u^!!!!!!

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wallmark and spive. yuri vs yaoi.

but actually i also really like poob and infected (platonically)

i dunno the thought of them together as like . really close more than friends but not dating typa thing makes me sooo happy and giddy eheheh I must hide.

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2!!!!!! i dont actually like them though which is why i kind of let em rot!!! but 2!!! yeah!

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my twitter lol im not gonna search i dont feel like it

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prototype :) good :) i like him :)

[castlebyersafterdark]

that anon speaking about heartstopper and being unable to watch with others reminded me of people saying that dont really want byler sex because they watch with their families. this always confused me, i mean, if you want a story to turn out a certain way but your fam wont like it, why not just not watch with them this time? perhaps they only have one tv in the house or they dont have access to netflix on their own device. its lovely people want to share in a viewing experience too, but this show famously isnt exactly dinnertime family fare, maybe you could all watch something more wholesome together this time and keep s5 for yourself? esp if youre young, parents and fam would surely understand if you were like 'im gonna sit this one out guys and watch alone' as you grow up? i mean, most parents wouldnt wanna see sexual content with their kids either so they'll probs be relieved? idk.

if its because they need to protect their queer identity, i can understand how it would be awful to view that and potentially field nasty comments. i just stopped engaging in provocative content with people who would upset me like my family in that case. esp since its just entertainment and something you can control. tv should be fun to watch, you know? its not politics or something important that needs dicussing at the kitchen table. although it IS a great way to open up conversations that might be prickly because if the fam like the show and characters, their opinions might be swayed. good storytelling will do that sometimes <3

Yeah, this is one argument that genuinely makes me kinda 🙄 but I do also sympathize as well.

How nonsensical to want to dictate storytelling for an individualistic mindset that is stringent upon one specific moment in your life? As if for the rest of time the television show will only exist in stasis of having watched it with your family. I think this is just coming from much younger people than me so it's like, ok, I'm not here to influence teenagers and tell them how to live their lives, but it's still a mindset that needs to be broken. Or maybe people are living with their parents as adults which is a valid thing, but at that point, you have to make your own decision. Watch it on your own. I saw this argument constantlyyyyyy about so many different media back when I was suffering on twitter, the anti-sex in media brigade going on and on and on about not wanting sex in tv and movies because it's awkward to watch stuff with their parents. Well!! That's a personal problem! Either watch less stuff with your parents or act mature about it or or or. I don't know. But that's a personal issue. Shouldn't dictate the entire catalog of media and art for all people just because of your home life situation.

Yes, and then I can definitely understand not wanting to hear vitriol about queer story lines if you yourself are queer and not out and in a situation where you cannot be and you're around your family. And yes it SUCKS to censor yourself and hide your interests, but you really don't have to put yourself in a situation if it's going to cause problems and force the issue over a TV show. Be safe about it. Like you said, television is entertainment. I understand all the multiple angles going on here, for sure.

[gayspock]

ok so myh thoughts after like literaly 1.75 episodes: i will watch 1 or 2 more but i dont think im sticking with this

i was like im not gonna have others' opinion kinda sway me here but from my own concerns i did go and take a lookie loo on some of the stuff ppl have been saying abt this bc im just fascinated. hows it been out since NOVEMBER in aus and its been crickets

and like i think it looks like what i was expecting of like... i dontthink theyre really going anywhre new or inventive with this. instead trying to redo certain plot elements of the original orphan black, bring in cameos and callbacks without... ughghgg... you know....

like from what ive seen so far i just dont have that much faith in it. its fine. its good. good performances. but idgaf. i feel like its just really superficial and its... inorganic? i wish it wouldnt keep pushing itself along. i wish the writing was a bit better. its not bad but i keep catching myself off with it and i feel like im not drawn in to whats happening. it all feels kinda stilted. and strange. and blah

anyways this is kinda a shame whatevwer. i mean i didnt really have high hopes for it so i guess its just met them?

[autocann1bal]

part eight of my playlist analysis!!

part 1 <;- part 2 <- part 3 <- part 4 <- part 5 &lt;- part 6 <- part 7 <- SOUPPP

be nice to me - the front bottoms 'i try to write you poems, but the words they dont make sense' TELL ME LOCKWOOD DIDNT TRY TO WRITE LUCY POETRY BC HE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ROMANTIC THEN THREW IT OUT BC HE THOUGH IT WAS BAD. TRY TO TELL ME. TRY I DARE YOU. (it was actually really really good hes just incredibly hard on himself.)

absolutely smitten - dodie hehehehehe fluffy fluff softest fluff toothrotting fluff ow ow ow

my body's made of crushed little stars - mitski you cannot tell me this isnt on lucys breakdown playlist.

i hear a symphony - cody fry lockwood sings it to lucy methinks.

i was an island - john-allison weiss GRRRRRRRRG IK YOU THINK IM GONNA SAY ITS LOCKWOOD BUT ABSOLUTELY YOU ARE RIGHT HAHAHAH. 'but i lowered my sword when you held me and swore youd stay, stay, stay' LOCKWOOD.  kill the director - the wombats this playlist is so lockwood-centric can you tell. hes never really felt anything like what hes felt for lucy before and hes just ??????>@!? and confused and is probably ranting to george about it or something and george is just laughing eating crackers or smth like "haha stupid loverboy." ykwim? - yot club lucy, laying awake in her attic room, wondering how the hell she got here and why shes staying. shes ruined the dynamic they had, hasnt she? shes the only girl in the house she does everything differently. she should leave. (she should Not). arsonists lullaby - hozier surprisingly, this is a lucy song!! its what she felt like having such a strong talent in such a small town and feeling like itd get to her one day. a burning hill - mitski another lucy breakdown song. she likes mitski. its kinda funny tho cuz yk. lockwood and his white button-downs. wet cigarettes - strawberry milk cult lockwood and lucy are avoiding eachother yet again, because theyre. them. but they keep passing eachother in the kitchen and other places in the house, stealing glances and all that. this song just has that vibe. sober haha jk unless - hospital bracelet l. lockwood song :(. affection - scruffpuppie feels like a lucy song and i cant explain why it just does. april to death - flower face god i literally cannot explain it for them specifically but this song goes in every character playlist i make. im so emotionally attached to it. breezeblocks - alt-j ok ik this is. a little bit of a weird one. but i dont care!! i love it!!! i live for slightly insane lockwood and you will too /threat (/j) bug bear - chloe moriondo despite lucy being so powerful talent wise, she never did great in school. stolen dance - milky chance DO I EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAAAAAAAAAIN its so soft dancing at night vibes dude. i love it sm. theyre just swaying together in the kitchen. alternatively, case montage of them by eachothers side pick your poison. black sheep - the evil exes (there are a million versions of this song gimme a break) just. mmm luce vibes dont ask why i will not be able to answer. can you feel my heart - bring me the horizon yall remember that one edit from 2020 where average looking anime boy #44658 jumped out a building? lockwood wants that. (its ok me too lockwood) (no but fr this is another weird emotional attachment song but it could probably work for some sort of lockwood breakdown. wait actually it could cuz 'im scared to get close/i hate being alone' ok i understand now thank you brain.) daddy issues - the neighborhood I believe ive briefly discussed my lockwood with daddy issues hc. do i rememebr his canon relationship with his dad? no!! am i projecting?? yes!! i cant handle change - roar self explanatory. hes not good at change, shes not good at change, they both suck at it but theyre working through it together. ill sleep when im dead - set it off lockwood insomniac agenda (its not even an agenda its canon atp) achilles come down - gang of youths you guys dont want me to go in depth with this one. strawberry mentos - leanna firestone hehehdfbjngbfdg fluffy fluffy fluff fluffle so fluffy so sweet so cute so owie i love them. fool - cavetown eepy reading vibes in the library mixed with a teeeeny tiny bit of crying on lucys part. why shes crying is up for interpretation. beorge gush - strawberry milk cult this ones for the l&co ot3 mfs. its all of them. odnt ask why it just is. them vibes christ we're so close to being done PART 9 HERE WE GOO

[fogwitchoftheevermore]

ok hi hi. so this started with making an empires blaseball au and then… spiraled from there when i remembered that thing about the first election running three times. my posts about the empires leg of this au is here and the hermitcraft leg is here, the empires one is a lot more detailed and complicated by virtue of empires having a plot that more easily slots into the world of blaseball than hermitcraft, but also as a side effect of the fact that i just know WAY LESS about hermitcraft (outside of s9) than i do about empires. also, i’m currently not thinking WHATSOEVER about how any future seasons of these series (especially season 5 of the life series) could affect this au. tbh unless someone new is added to one of these servers next season or something else Very compelling gets me to reorganize this whole au, i’m just leaving it as is.

so my thought for the life series leg of this are:

for the most part, the plot of blaseball is just Happening as it happened in cannon, but the life series guys are here now. don’t think too hard about the repercussions. other than fall ball, though. that didn’t get an ending so i’m disregarding it we’re just stopping at season 24.

season 1 in this universe, all of the cast members from third life are players, except martyn, and plus pearl. i don’t know where i really want to put anyone except ren is a batter for the tacos and grian is a pitcher for the garages. martyn is not a player because he’s this universe’s parker. (the venn diagram i made about those two has infested my brain). the watchers are the boss stand in cause. look at them. im tempted to make the listeners our stand in for the reader but i can be swayed on that one. every other god stays exactly the same as they are in canon.

grian is our jaylen for this au, cause i mean… yeah… (he’s the only winner who’s death really felt like it slotted well with jaylen’s.) his replacement is mumbo, because i’ve “unremarkable derrick kreuger-ed” his ass. any player who has left the series (mumbo, lizzie, ren) are all gonna get dead at some point.

i don’t know exactly how i want lizzie to show up or when i want to kill her (maybe she’s a victim of instability?) but i know i want to give her precognition, because she was so wildly paranoid during last life that giving her the future seeing mod when her death is ever on the horizon just feels appropriate. i also want her to be a batter for the magic or the flowers.

ren is a batter for the tacos cause he’s our wyatt mason. this is because i think it would be fun and also because imagining the “i need you to wake up” message from parker with martyn and ren makes me insane.

i kinda want to make the other winners plot important characters as well (scott would probably be megan ito) but i cant decide quite what i want to do with pearl if that’s the case. maybe she can be thomas england? and then our sixpack dogwalker could be lizzie (because amnesia cold session), but i guess i just kill her at some point?? yeah idk quite what i want to do with pearl i feel like there’s just so many avenues to go down…

my vague idea for what i wanted to do with skizz was that i wanted him to be a batter for the lovers because it just Feels Right but i’m willing to bend on that. generally for everyone else i want them to just exist in the world and have to deal with everything because i like putting them through hell.

it could also be fun to do something with the vault but it shows up so late into the blaseball timeline (season 17 if im remembering correctly?) that i don’t want to rely on it being too much apart of the story. also, feel free to give anyone whatever mods you want!

Having a tough time irl rn because I’m leaving my home to go back to college four states away. so if anyone can come up with some shenanigans for me to get up to tomorrow on the ride there that would be greatly appreciated. Maybe I’ll write fic or something crazy like that. I’m silly I’m wild and goofy :P blehh

[lunarmothmann]

finally watched the roller coaster safety tutorial so here were my thoughts throughout

~OBVIOUSLY SPOILERS FOR RIDE THE CYCLONE IF YOU HAVENT SEEN IT BUT I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT~

- VIRGIL. HE PLAYS BASS. I LOVE HIM.

(its a bit of a mess so bear with me)

- how the hell did they make Jane look headless in the intro, thats so cool

- the expressions on everyone's faces when Jane is introduced is hilarious

- OCEAN AND HER WHITE GIRL DANCE MOVES

- i hate that they got rid of Ocean's riff at the end of What The World Needs

- Karnak is the expert of giving information just a little too late

- BORTHDAY.

- "your cousin was in grade 4, he had to get his stomach pumped" is unironically funny

- GIVE JANE A HUG ISTG SHE HAS HER ARMS HELD OUT AND EVERYTHING

- i think Noel might be a masochist, just saying-

- Noel's life is honestly really sad. I feel so bad for him

- NOT HIM CALLING OCEAN A SUCCUBUS LMAO

- ngl he makes the dress work

- MISCHA??? HELLO??? THATS KINDA FRUITY

- that chair is a paid actor bc its been through so much in just this number alone

- HELP CONSTANCE TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM JANE IS SO FUNNY

- "not in my Bible, baby. BONSOIR" I am struggling so hard to keep my composure while typing

- THE HIP THRUST WHEN OCEAN SAYS "teen sex KILLS"

- THE PORN MUSIC. HELP ME IM DYING OUT HERE

- "im not mad at you, im just frequently disappointed" you know what I felt that

- I dont agree with them saying Mischa as the angriest boy in town, he was just mistreated and had a hard life :( he has so many nice moments with the other kids

- OCEAN AND HER FAN THAT ISNT EVEN TURNED ON-

- seeing Mischa talk abt Talia makes me so sad

- Talia is such an underrated song, this makes me wanna sob

- idk why but Ocean touching Mischa's cheek at the start of Talia did something to me I cannot explain

- the projections are making this so emotionally distressing to watch

- THEN THE FUCKING UPBEAT POP SECTION

- CONSTANCE'S GUILTY LOOK AT THE VIRGIN LINE

- oh god here comes Space Age Bachelor Man

- DID RICKY STICK HIS FINGER IN OCEAN'S MOUTH????

- what the hell i am so uncomfortable

- I hate those cat masks so much

- "it gets weird" ITS BEEN WEIRD WHAT

- WHAT IS HE WEARING. im not even gonna talk abt the fake abs.

- this choreography is so sexually charged and im so confused

- Jane makes me so unbelievably sad why cant they treat her better

- no comments, just The Ballad of Jane Doe.

- ok one comment, the ACTING. the VOCALS. ITS ALL PERFECT.

- THE BIRTHDAY SCENE IS SO SWEET LIKE THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE JANE FEEL BETTER

- the new birthday song 🥺

- Jane's little sway aww

- BORTHDAY PT 2

- Savannah with the greenest eyes 😭

- THE BOOB PUNCH. "you just punched me!! in the freakin boob!!"

- Constance's favorite ride was the one that killed her :(

- IM SORRY CONSTANCE DID WHAT?

- THE TATTOO WAS WHAT????

- oh no this is so sad

- the impromptu dance moves during sugar cloud bc they arent being controlled by Karnak are so cute

-Ocean's white girl dance moves pt 2

- RECORDER SOLO WOOHOO

- OCEAN SOUNDS SO BROKEN WHEN KARNAK TELLS HER ITS HER DECISION TO MAKE THE FINAL VOTE

- "you knew all along I couldn't do it" "what?" "choose myself" IM DYING OUT HERE HELP

- "id gladly take my seventeen years over nothing" WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

- the sad little "democracy rocks"

- is the video meant to show Jane's life as she crosses over? or is it just showing imagery of life overall bc of the theme of this show

- It's Just a Ride after everything I just witnessed is like a punch in the gut

- they seem so happy :,)

- im in physical pain over this show.

[sukunasfourtheye]

Late Night Texts- Eren x reader

Minors DNI, 18+ Adult Content 🔞

Masterlist

Summary: It’s midnight, you’re kinda tipsy, and you text your friend Eren.

Warnings: Smut smut smut, minors DNI. This is pure pure fucking filth. Yoinks.

Contains: swearing, sexting/texting, sexting turned to FaceTime sex/phone sex, dirty talk, ‘good girl” used multiple times, masturbation

Words: 1.2k

Note from the author: I personally have such a thing for phone sex/sexting so much so this is a personal fav gahhhhhh. I debated this being a Levi or Eren fic but feel like Levi would literally just get up and go to your house and wouldn’t have the patience for sexting LOL so Eren it was

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>>> heeeeeeey haha whats upp

Eren raised an eyebrow as he glanced down at your text. Hmm, he thought. Kinda late. He squinted at the clock on his night stand that read 12:31am.

> Sup 

Probably just bored, he thought. He hit send, and not even 15 seconds later his phone *dings* again.

>>> nothing hahaha kinda tipsy but oh well

He hated to admit it, but he felt a small flutter in his chest reading your reply. You’d been friends for a while, but he never picked up on any flirty vibes from you, but drunk texting at midnight? Hmm...

> Fun. Did you go out?

>>> yeah clubbing with sashaaaa haha so fun:) you shoulda caaaaaame

Ok, this is definitely flirty, he thought. The thought of you in a tight dress, all dolled up, swaying on a dancefloor....phew.

> Damn, yeah I should’ve come. Would’ve been fun seeing you.

He hesitates, thinking he’s definitely breaching into flirty territory with this one. He thinks, fuck it before he presses send.

His phone *dings* and he sees the text preview on his home screen:

>>> [y/n] sent you a snap!

>>> now you see me :)

His excitement started to grow as he saw the Snapchat and text double notification on his screen. Despite himself, he felt his cock twitch in his boxers, and he reflexively reached his hand down to start to rub himself lazily.

He opens the Snapchat notification.

It’s a video of you laying in bed, your phone held up at arms length, smiling with your tongue sticking out playfully. You were wearing a strapless v-neck leather top and tight black pants, your face alight with glittery makeup and a clear drunken stupor. Your smile was radiant.

Fuck, she’s hot, he thought. His hand had a mind of it’s own and started to rub himself through his pants, with a bit more purpose now. He groaned, shifting his hips up at his own contact. He replayed the video, stroking himself.

>>> replayed my video? ;)  

Whoops. He forgot you get notified if he replays your video. He goes to at first make an excuse (”whoops my bad”) but instead decides against it. Fuck it shes drunk maybe she’ll forget it, he thought. He hesitates, but presses send:

> Yeah, damn you look good

Why did i just send that. The tension of seeing you typing back made him even hornier, letting out another groan as his dick began hardening under his boxers.

>>> reaaaally? :) youre not too bad yourself ;)

 Oh yes. It’s showtime. 

> So that’s why you’re texting me so late. Just wanted a little attention?

> Yeah, you’re low key hot as fuck

There’s a long pause as he’s waiting for you to reply, terrified he fucked it up and went too far.

Then....you sent a voice note. He hit play:

>>> “Mmmmm... I wish you were here right now.”

Your voice is almost a moan, going straight to his dick. Fuck, she wants it. That’s so hot. His hands go inside his boxers and frees his now fully hard cock, giving it a few pumps as he does. Before he can even respond, another *ding* makes his cock twitch.

>>> Attached: Image

It’s a picture of you leaning forward towards the camera, giving a clear shot down your cleavage as you looked up at him, a mischievous smile on your lips, biting your tongue

> Pretty girl. Tease.

>>> im not teaaaasing i actually want to fuck you :p

The blunt text you sent made him gasp, his dick hot in his hands as he worked himself. 

> You’ve got a filthy fucking mouth

>>> you can make it filthier if you want ;)

Fuck. His throws his head back jerks himself faster, before stopping to squeeze the base of his cock. Fuck I want her to suck me so bad. Before he even registers what he’s doing, he hits the “Facetime” button to call you.

>>> [y/n] is unavailable for FaceTime

He groans in frustration. Fuck, i wanna see her.... she really is a fucking tease.

>>> we cant facetime right now im doing naughty thingssssss 

>>> this convo is making me crazzyyyy shhh

> Good. That’s a good girl.

>>> *Incoming Facetime call from [y/n]*

Too easy, he thinks. He chuckles as he swipes open the call. The camera is angled at the ceiling, the room dimmed. 

He chuckles into the phone. “All I had to say was ‘good girl’ and suddenly you calling me now, huh?”, he says, cocky as all hell. 

“Hmmm....”, he hears you say, drawing out the ‘mmm’ suspiciously. 

“Hmmmmm?” he questions back, mimicking you. “What’re you doing right now, [y/n]?”

“M’, Ummmmm, nothing....” he hears you say faintly, innocently, phone still pointed at the ceiling. He thought he was imagining it at first, but he can barely hear the sound of fabric shuffling and shifting on your end. 

“Nothing? Doesn’t sound like nothing, pretty girl”, he teases, stoking his now leaking cock. He sighed heavily on purpose, suggestively, making sure you heard him.

“What’re you doing right now?” you asked lightly, breathlessly.

He feels himself starting to slowly lose his restraint when he hears your breathy voice. “If I tell you, will you tell me?”, he grumbled, panting obviously now, loudly and into the phone, clearly out of breath from the effort of jerking himself off, hard

He hears you sigh, the sound of shuffling fabric getting louder. He hears you shift in bed. “Yes”, you say.

Through obvious gasps, he grills you: “You promise you gonna tell me what you’re doing, hmm, baby? You gonna tell me what you’re doing after you made me so fucking hard for you?”

He hears you moan loudly now, obviously meant for him to hear, panting.

“I’m stroking my fucking dick right now, that’s what I’m doing. I’m thinking about bending you over and fucking you stupid” he moans in unison with you, hearing himself admit it making him feel even dirtier

“Are you touching yourself, [y/n]? Your pussy wet for me? Hmm?” He hears your high-pitched moan and your body shift quickly in your bed.

“Use your words, I wanna hear that pretty little mouth say my fucking name”, he commands, heat flushing his face. 

“Ung! - Eren...ugh....” you finally mewl, sounding just as desperate as he was to cum

“Fuck i wanna stuff my cock in your mouth so fucking bad, [y/n]” he moans, babbling off strings of dirty talk, barely able to catch his breath as he gets closer and closer. “You’re a naughty little girl aren’t you? Were you touching your pussy while you were texting me? Hmmm? Dirty girl. You wanted me to make you cum, yeah?  You thinking about my dick fucking into that messy little pussy? I wanna hear you say it you needy little---ahhh! fuck. speak to me.” 

You finally break your silence: “Ugh, Eren, ah!-- you’re gonna make me--fuck, you’re gonna make me--!”

Fuck

He lets out a string of swear words, cursing through both your orgasm and his: “ah, fuck thats such a good fucking girl yes, cum for me baby, cum on daddys cock, cum on this fucking cock babe, uuung...!”

As you both catch your breath from the thrill that just ran through both your bodies, he pants “That....was hot”. 

“Yeah”, he hears you say, the camera finally moving away from the ceiling and onto you. You looked dazed, a thin sheen of sweat smudging your makeup. Still, a satisfied smiled was painted on your pretty face. “You’re so hot. Wow. I haven’t cum that hard in a long time. Next time you’ll have to come over?”

“See you then, princess”

[aus-from-undertale]

TerrorTale

Well, let me tell ya about my fellings before i start fangirling

HOW THE FUCK did I find this AU? No ideia lol.

This AU has literally started few days ago and just appeared on my reccomended.

So, should I be talking about it right now, since it's so new?

No

But I'm gonna do it anyway?

HELL YEAH (Let me have this one AAA)

Ok let's go!

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For starters, i can't really give a sinopsis of what will happen cuz honestly I have no ideia lol.

But all we know is:

This world is not really the same as Undertale, and doesn't seem to be swayed by the positive traits of the fallen souls like the original was.

Instead, the fallen souls all represents depressing feelings. The trait of pacience got changed to anxiety, the trait of kindness got changed to disgust.

And the trait of determination? Hah... There's no more determination here, only fear.

...

Or maybe, I'm wrong?

Maybe, determination can be gained in some way .... :)

Also, another thing that I think is confirmed about this AU is the presence of Terror sans :D

And we got lot more info on him than I thought

He was created kinda to be a mix of Underlust with a bit of horrortale

Idk which implications this mix may bring, but it truly shows that the underground is more dangerous than ever :0

Gaah i feel like I'm talking too much!

Just read the first page already!

This au is going to be interactive with polls and asks sooo have fun!

Cuz I'm also going to be on this journey >:D

A bit more info about the AU and Terror sans on @xspidergutsx account :)

*fangirl for the art style real hard*

*don't know wtf is happening*

*eats a dorito*

*dies*

[unfriedough]

‘Sleepless’- Zuko x fem!reader

Masterlist <3

An: GOOD DAY FRIENDS. So uhh this is like a modern au, where they still like, live in the western air temple, but they have PHONES! I read somewhere on wattpad about the idea that they had phones and it was way more modernistic, and I really liked it. But mine is a bit different, because the only modern thing here is the phones.

Anyways, this was fun, I liked doing texts :)

( I tried adding Image id’s and I hope I did that right, I didn’t do it as alt text cuz there weren’t enough characters allowed so I hope this will suffice :)

Summary:

Yn left during the night to think about things, what she didn’t expect was to have someone help her work through her emotions.

Warnings: Crying, bad thoughts, sad boy hours.

The moon rode high above the air temple. You didn’t know where you were going, but your feet were leading you somewhere. Your arms were folded, as you strayed further and further away from your group. This night was suffocating, it felt as if no matter what you did, this horrible feeling wouldn’t go away. It made you feel lonely. You had relatively no one to talk to. Sure your friends were great, but is it really worth it to bother them? You had decided long ago to keep to yourself, you were over reacting anyways.

You found yourself at the ledge of the far side of the temple, and took a seat. The ground cold and dusty, but you’d be surprised how easily one gets used to such a lifestyle.

Everything came crashing down. Tears flowed painfully fast, as your mind wandered. You felt yourself crumble, from the inside out. It felt like you were on the edge - edge of what? You weren’t exactly sure. Your hands rose to your face as you wiped your tears with your sleeves.

DING!

You jumped at the sudden noise, your hands making their way to the source. You pulled out your strawberry phone and checked the notifications.

(Image I.D: Photo of a lockscreen, with the time reading 00:08, the date being Wednesday 7 May. The background has multiple hearts within each other in different shades of beige. There is a notification form Messages that’s dated to have been sent just now. It’s from a contact called ‘Prince pouty’. The message simply says ‘You okay?’ End Image I.D)

You smiled after seeing the notification, for the big bad guy he used to be, he really is a big softy. You unlocked your phone before opening the messages app, and replying to his text.

(Image I.D: Photo showcasing a conversation between ‘prince pouty’ and Yn. Texts: Zuko: You okay?, Yn: Yeah why :), Zuko: Idk u just kinda- left, Yn: Ok genius why are u up then with an eye roll emoji, Zuko: That’s a really good point dianne, Yn: I’m just thinking. Zuko: Hm. Hold on I’m coming, Yn: Zuko- SLEEP, Zuko: I'M NOT GONNA SLEEP IF YOUR SAD, Yn: WHO SAID IM SAD, Zuko: Me., Yn: sends image of an emoji with big eyes looking to the side, with the text saying “I am looking away” End Image I.D)

You slipped your phone back into your pocket, letting legs sway in the air. It felt like such a long fall, yet you were extremely calm. No emotions at all. All the crying had passed, so now it was just sadness.

Not too long after, you felt a presence next to you. A really quiet presence. Zuko. You gazed at him, noting how he averted his eyes quickly. He carefully reached his hand out to hold yours, giving you time to pull away. You nodded to affirm it’s ok, and his hand fell onto yours, hands fitting together like a puzzle.

You two sat in a comfortable silence before Zuko spoke up.

“D-do you wanna talk about it?”

You tilted your head down, pondering his question. You eventually looked back to him, and opened your mouth to speak, but nothing came out. You burst into tears, breaking down yet again. The tears came running back and you were sobbing uncontrollably.

“I-I’m sorry I didn’t mean to-”

You squeezed his hand to try to affirm it wasn’t his fault, although you weren’t sure if he got the message.

The firebender carefully scooted closer, wrapping his arms around your shoulders, pulling you closer to him. You brought your knees up to your chest, and rested your head on his shoulder. Your hands hid your face as you cried, trying your best to stay quiet.

After you had worked through some of the emotions, the only sound that could be heard was the occasional sniffle.

“Zuko,” you started.

He gave you a small, encouraging smile, but you still couldn’t continue the sentence.

“Yn, you don’t have to tell me what's bothering you, but I promise I only want to help.”

Those words seemed to help, as your voice slowly returned to talking capacity.

“I-I feel like I set all these expectations on myself in order to maintain friendships with the gang, but I can’t handle it anymore. A-any and every second of the day, I inch closer to a breakdown. I-I guess today was my breaking point.” you let out a strained laugh towards the end of that sentence.

Zuko coked his head to the side, you could tell he didn’t exactly understand what you meant, but feared asking.

“It’s like, if I’m not helpful enough to Katara and Suki, or if I’m not entertaining enough to Sokka and Toph, or if I’m not supportive enough with you or Aang, you’ll all abandon me,”

“Yn, that’s not true. None of us would ever abandon you. And you mean more to me then you’ll know,”

“Maybe, but what if you're wrong? What if that’s just your own opinion?”

“Listen, I know it may seem hard to see. But you’re an amazing person, and anyone who can’t see that is just dumb, well excluding Toph who can’t see - period.” That last part was said in almost a whisper, but you heard it.

You began laughing. Quietly, but it was still there. Slowly, the laugh morphed back into crying. Zuko held you tighter, stroking his hand through your hair (A/N: if this doesn’t work for you, you can just imagine him rubbing his soothing circles on your shoulder).

“I’m so sorry,”

“Yn, there is nothing to be sorry for,”

“For burdening you with my problems,” you sniffled, digging your face into his torso.

“You’re not burdening me, in fact, I’m happy you’re comfortable enough to share this with me,”

And in that second, you saw Zuko. Not as your friend Zuko, but as, Zuko.

His face began getting closer, and closer to meet in the middle with your lips. Just as you were about to touch,

“Yn?”

You hummed to show you were listening.

“I don’t want to do this when you're so emotionally vulnerable.”

You nodded, understanding where he was coming from.

“It’s not like I don’t wanna kiss you! I- Uh- Um- I do, but right now isn't the bes-”

You cut him off with a finger on his lip,

“Then, I guess we have tomorrow to look forward to.” you smiled.

He nodded, smiling, and stood up, reaching his hand out to help you up. You took it gratefully, giving him a playful nudge once you stood up.

And to your tent he walked you, hand in hand.

The next morning:

You had slept in that morning, going to bed late definitely taking a toll on you.

Not Zuko though.

Zuko had been up early, wondrous excitement in his eyes. He was less angsty than usual, still angsty, but enough of a change that it was noticeable to everyone else.

At breakfast, everyone (excluding Toph and Zuko) was exchanging weird looks at each other, referring to Zuko. He was actually smiling. That’s extremely rare. And also, where is Yn? She’s never late to breakfast.

“Uh, where’s Yn?” Katara asked.

“I think she’s still asleep.” Aang replied.

Nods of agreement were passed around,

“But she never sleeps in?” Sokka added.

“Maybe she was tired?” Suki tried.

“Or she’s just on her phone,” Toph scoffed.

Zuko was relatively quiet, and Toph took note of this.

“Do you happen to know anything, Sparky?”

“Nah, not really,”

“Liar.” She replied, way too fast.

Suddenly everyone was staring at Zuko, who looked mortified.

“Relax y'all, we just stayed up chatting,” you said, stretching as you neared the group.

You sat down next to Zuko, offering him a smile, before getting handed your bowl and beginning to eat.

Still, Sokka gave really weird glances between the both of you.

“Something here smells fishy...” Sokka observed.

Zuko raised a brow, trying to play it off cool.

“Fine, the wedding’s tomorrow,” you said calmly.

“AHA! Wait what?”

“She’s joking, idiot!” Toph snorted.

Sokka grumbled before resuming his meal. However, Toph didn’t let how fast Zuko’s heart rate accelerated at the mention of the wedding slide.

Breakfast was over, and the gang dispersed. Zuko decided to give the avatar a short break whilst he dealt with some- business. He swallowed built up fears of this moment, walking over to your tent. He knocked carefully on a nearby stone.

“Who is it?”

“Zuko.”

“Alright well come in!”

He slowly entered the tent and sat by you.

“I believe you are in debt, sir.” you started, “I would like to receive my payment now,”

“Hm, very well.” he played along.

The pair turned to each other, Zuko turning red just thinking about it. You carefully took his hands in yours, and gave him a ‘are you sure you still want this?’ look, he nodded.

In a matter of seconds, your lips crashed into his.

The kiss went on for a few seconds, both of you pulling away and resting your foreheads on one another’s. Then you turned around, and sat between his legs, facing the small mirror you had sloppily hung up. His chin rested on your head, and his arms were around your waist.

“Yn?”

“Mhm?”

“Do you want to like, be my,” you could tell Zuko was scared to finish the sentence, so you did.

“If you're asking me to be your girlfriend, then yeah, I’d like that.”

You saw Zuko smile from the mirror, blushing slightly as he gazed at you. Once he saw the mirror, particularly your eyes watching him, he became even redder.

You began giggling uncontrollably.

“Okay, well, boyfriend, we should probably get back to the gang now,”

“Okay, I love you,”

“I love you too,”

Zuko left the tent, but not before he got a shorter goodbye kiss from you. You stayed behind to clean the messy tent.

“I KNEW IT, I’M TELLING EVERYONE!” Sokka screamed, pointing accusedly towards Zuko.

So much for privacy.

An: that was a long one! So uh this still needs to be proof read idk if i’ll ever do that tho, but I had fun writing it for now. ALSO????? THANK YOU TO ANYONE WHO FOLLOWED!!! <333

(UPDATE: I proof read it :D)

As always, hope you enjoyed this story, SEE YA!

[pumpkinsy0]

Metalhead curly headcannons pls

(+ purly)

OMG YES OF COURSE!!!!!

now i am no scholar when it comes to metalheads so pls do not hate me if i say something wrong that doesn’t go w metalheads im trying my best here🙏🏽

right off the bat i’m gonna say that whenever curly picks pony up w her car and pony opens the door, u can hear the speakers absolutely fucking BOOMING but curly turns it down for the sake of pony and just pats the passenger seat all calmly just smiling like “:D”

also this has nothing to do w them being a metal head it’s more of curly being,,,,,well curly but i feel like they would have a plastic skeleton just,,,,in the back seat,,,,buckled in,,,,

ANYWHO curly was rlly only introduced to heavy metal bc his dad was into it kinda, like he would play music from heavy metal bands and that’s how he got into it, fun fact: tim was and still is kinda into it but not rlly, at least not as much as curly, and yknow what????fuck it maybe angela’s a lil into it too

like their dad would b blasting metal music in the car and they were just there in the backseat vibing to it

the subgenres curlys mostly into is black metal and death metal, maybe also thrash metal and power metal?????idk but YEA

OHOH OKOK i feel like curly is rlly into metal music bc she feels like her anger is matched w the music and so she can do what she has to do and process it better👍🏽

favorite bands are slipknot, metallica, omen, attacker, and paradox

he has posters of the bands/albums he likes on his bedroom wall (pony actually drew some of them for him as a lil gift :D)

as a joke, curly started playing ‘i c//m blood” by cannibal corpse and pony was absolutely alright w that, not up his alley but that’s ok it’s just a song, but then he really started listening to it and by golly was he never the same again, dw yall he’s livin

honestly pony and curly don’t have the same music taste like at all, but they don’t mind listening to the others music from time to time

curly designs his own jacket n what not, and pony helps from time to time trying to find patches n pins n what not for curly to put on it :)

ppl r like really scared of curly bc of the way they dress and to b fair he is a lil standoffish but that’s just bc they’re them, like if ur cool enough they’ll talk to u but not bc they think their better bc they’re a metalhead that’s just bc they’re like that LMAOOOOOO

curly brings pony to concerts as dates 🤭🤭

knows how to play the guitar and candy and WILL play it for pony sometimes stfu it’s canon now

does not CARE if it’s hot out she WILL keep on the leather JACKET, gets like a million “aren’t u hot in that” comments in one day

sometimes when pony and curly go out pony literally has to BEG curly to not go outside w it cause it’s gonna b like 90 degrees

eyeliner abilities r absolutely fucking insane omg

like even angela asks for help w hers

everyone thinks curly goes absolutely insane listening to metal but honestly he’s pretty chill, he’s literally just,,,,,wiggling around, if he’s sitting he has a lil smile and is swaying side to side

if curly had a dollar for everytime he was called goth, emo, and or a devil worshipper he’d b rich

honestly, pony was called a devil worshipper ONCE bc he bought this inverted cross and pentagram necklace for curly as a gift and he just had to rock w it

but curly enjoyed the gift so doesn’t matter 🫶🏽🫶🏽

curly had rlly cool graphic t-shirts that’s honestly all i wanted to say

sometimes pony and curly go to music stores to check for albums, half the time pony shows curly albums that aren’t rlly metal music, but he’s trying his best and yknow what, that’s all that matters

alrighty that’s all i got but it was a fun ask to answer so if u got any other ask i’m on it g🙏🏽🙏🏽

[jemmo]

the dance of pat and pran: bad buddy through the lens of romeo and juliet the ballet (pt 1 of ??)

ok so apart from being a bad buddy simp, im also kinda a ballet snob. like above musicals and theatre, ballet is my favourite performance art. and so naturally when bad buddy became a thing and it had all these romeo and juliet parallels, i didnt think about the play, i thought about the ballet. bc this ballet is one of my all time favourites, its just so engaging and beautiful and captivating. kenneth macmilan’s choreo manages to say everything the play says without saying a single word. i went to see it be performed live just a couple of weeks before the first bad buddy ep aired. and for ages ive wanted to dive in to some comparisons, but nothing had grabbed me yet. that was until ep 5 and 6. and i wasnt exactly in a coherent place after ep 5, so i think now the time has come. i give you the bad buddy and romeo and juliet ballet analysis, beginning with part 1 of the balcony pas de deux.

part 2

before we dive in, i wanna give just the tiniest bit of context. a pas de deux translates to a dance of two people. and if you’re already looking for parallels, here they are. pat and pran are two dancers, they move and dance around each other, sometimes alone, sometimes with others, but sometimes they manage to come together and have these pas de deux moments. pas de deux’s are some of my favourite parts of ballets. they occur at the heights of emotion, the climaxes. and there is nothing else, nothing external, nothing else on the stage except for those 2 dancers releasing their everything into their performance and each other. and when pat and pran come together in these solitary moments where all external factors fall away, they perform their own pas de deux, and they are beautiful. 

now onto this specific pas de deux, the balcony pas de deux, which is ballets equivalent of the famous ‘romeo romeo where art thou romeo’ scene. already its called the balcony pas de deux and hello... balcony... rooftop... are we seeing the parallels already??? anyway i highly suggest you watch it. here is a performance by the royal ballet on youtube. now you might think bc of the name this reminds me most of the balcony scene, and it does in retrospect in so many ways, but it actually came to mind today during ep 6 when pat and pran are playing in the ocean. bc this pas de deux has such a freedom and playfulness to it. at this point romeo and juliet have met and danced together, but this is their secret meeting, their first real interaction, the moment where everything is released. and that parallels both the ep 5 kiss and ep 6, and here’s why.

(also i will put timestamps for if you want to consult the performance bc i will reference certain parts and movements)

(also disclaimer i am purely a ballet fan, i am by no means a dancer or an expert. im just someone who loves the art form but has very little technical understanding so a lot of this is just feeling and interpretation)

pat providing a safe space for pran to explore his freedom and his feelings

im gonna start with this topic bc its the thought that first came to mind to me, both when watching ep 6 and when first rewatching the pas de deux. throughout this dance, one of my favourite elements is how physically supportive romeo is of juliet. there’s a lot a lot of lifting. but i specifically want to point out two, one starting at 0:15 and one starting at 1:04. 

i adore how in these lifts romeo takes a supportive role, but the way he holds juliet is not restrictive at all, and allows her to be playful. see the free arm and leg in the first lift that can flow about as romeo sways her, and the kicking of the feet in second lift that speaks of a childish playfulness. lifts already require trust, but lifts that allow for this space and freedom require that romeo knows exactly how to handle juliet, exactly how to hold her so she can still express and play. and that’s pat, that’s pat down to a t in the beach ep. 

he knows pran so well, knows exactly what he’s like and how he needs to be handled in this situation so that he will open up. and so he steps into pran’s space just the perfect amount over the line to show his presence but also not come across as a threat. he’s just there, asking pran to talk to him and waiting for a response. and all his actions across the ep, they slowly knock down pran’s walls, they work. pat shows his love and how dedicated he is to it, how sure and insistent he is about it, and it constantly reaffirms to pran that pat is taking this seriously no matter how much he jokes around. and what pat ultimately does is create a safe environment for pran where his walls can safely come down. he gives them privacy and respects his choice to not discuss certain things. 

he begins by acting how he always would, just his natural clingy self, and that softens pran enough that he becomes comfortable enough to start breeching more difficult topics on the beach, like their families and the feelings and debts they have for each other, especially regarding their separation which is a topic that had never been so directly addressed thus far. and this culminates in the bet, where pat gives pran that final push, that final lift by writing kiss in the sand, just making it known that that topic exists out there and its waiting to be discussed. and instead of it frightening pran off so that he reconstructs all his walls, pran gives in, bc he feels safe enough to give in for once. he says the word ‘like’ out loud, acknowledges it as the stage they’re both at even though the words coming out of his mouth are ‘i dont like you’. and instead of trying to push pran into honestly, instead of forcing him to admit something he’s not ready to admit, pat instead provides another safe space. he plays in return, and the safe space of the bet is created. a place where they can openly and freely explore their feelings and manifest them into actions without anything too heavy or set in stone. 

throughout this whole progression of pran, pat is always the one there doing the lifting, providing that safe space for pran to dance and express. and the movement reminds me so much of them playing in the water together. the light and carefree air, the way that pat holds pran without any insinuation of holding on with force. its a hold of support. it says i’m just here to have fun, let you play, and catch you when you fall. i just wanna let you be you, bc that’s when you shine brightest to me. and if pat and pran were dancers, i could imagine pat holding pran above his head, and just watching him with love in his eyes as pran moves above him, bc that’s when he’s his most beautiful. 

(i also see this in the spin at 0:53, in the way romeo holds juliet’s waist and spins her carefully around as she lets her arms and leg move and flow and play with the air. also... we know pat is a waist person so...)

i also just wanted to note that in these lifts i see how the bet will play out, how through this guise of playfulness they are giving an excuse for why they are being close and intimate. the lifts come across as playful but are also the closest the dancers get both physically and on a trust level. similarly in the bet, their actions will have a pretence of playfulness when actually they’re being used to explore intimacy, both physically and emotionally. its a sentiment of wanting to try something big without having to mentally process how big those things are, so through this lens of a bet, these things don’t have to seem so big and scary. after all, they’re just part of a game.