#im just lonely and a sap

[reading-writing-dying]

Time to go to bed because the thoughts are thinking hahahaha

[kissayoubasard]

gratefulness sounds tacky and deceitful when youre not doing well mentally but now that im better. i Am grateful for a lot of things, actually.

it's hard to remember on bad days but i think if i make it a habit it would help me a lot.

[kumezyzo]

Omg so i had a request hear me out it’s a bit different but i was thinking

Being fwb with sapnap but you start to act like a couple and catch feelings so quickly for each other 👀

a little bit of angst and more so nsfw themes. also now realizing this is kinda fboy sap at first. fem!reader

anyway, enjoy! or dont :) m.list

nick didnt like the idea of being in a committed relationship. but he couldnt get enough of you. he would text you when he missed you. well... more so his dick missed you.

"fuck," he said lowly as he watched you take off your shirt. he sat on his bed, raking his eyes over you. "come here."

you feel your stomach flutter at the way he looked at you with bedroom eyes. his eyes were almost sleepy but you both knew he wasnt in any way tired.

slowly, you made your way over to where he was sitting with his legs spread. you stood between his legs as his hands ran up and down your sides, looking up at you lustfully.

he slowly unbuttoned your jeans, sliding the zipper down carefully. you watched him slip his fingers into the belt loops and tug them down as he leaned forward to kiss the skin right above your underwear.

you sighed and placed your hand beneath his chin, pulling him away, as his hands still worked your jeans down painfully slow.

"do you ever take this off?" you ask as you pull his hat off his head. he licks his lips up at you as you run a hand through his messy hair.

"only if you want me to, baby," you roll your eyes at the nickname. just then, you shove him harshly to make him lay back on the bed before you step out of your jeans. you slowly move to stradle him on the bed.

"take this off too," you say hovering over him as you tug on his hoodie. "youre wearing too much for someone whos about to have sex."

nick starts enjoying your company too much for his liking. he sees you post on your stories about a shitty professor or repost something about being single. and he has to fight back the urge to ask you about if your day had gone any better or if he had to come over and fuck you for you to stop feeling lonely.

"youre not staying tonight?" he asks, regretting it immediately when you turn to look at him strangely as you look around for your shirt on the floor.

"no?" you sigh and give up on your shirt, looking for your pants instead. "what? do you wanna cuddle?"

"i was kinda hoping for morning sex," he said as he sat up in the bed, resting against the headboard as he watching you search his room for your clothes.

you stood up and crossed your arms with your pants in one hand. you pursed your lips at the sight of him shirtless with a top sheet over his lower half, leaving nothing to imagination. you thought for a second, shaking your head and licking your lips as you let go of your jeans and slowly walked over to the bed.

nick smirked, "you just cant resist me, can you?"

"shut the fuck up," you said as you leaned over him to check the floor on the other side of the bed to find your shirt in a sad pile. you grabbed it and unclasped your bra, taking it off, before throwing your shirt over yourself. "im just using you for your body."

nick laughed at the idea before pulling you into him, "whatever you say, peaches."

the more you two met up at night, the more the other one stayed the night, the more you two would wake up with eachother. this lead to either one of you rushing out or staying and doing your morning routines together.

it started out awkwardly, asking for a spare toothbrush, to shower, or for clothing (mostly on your part). then it became a habit to have things for eachother and falling into a weird morning routines. a lot of it starting with morning shower sex.

you moan loudly and grip onto nicks hair harshly as he sucks on your clit. he groans against you, stimulating every part of your pussy with the vibration of his voice.

recently, every morning, you expect a normal shower whether nick is there to begin with or not. but you seem to not learn your lesson when everytime, you end up writhing in pleasure because of him.

he pulls away and looks up at you for a moment, "whenever your ready," he says before going back in, licking you clit slowly.

"shut the-" you gasp at the way he barely grazed his teeth on the nub. he chuckles smugly and grips your thighs tighter, pulling them apart. "fuck-"

a loud moan rips through you as you reach the high nick had been working for you to reach.

he starts licking slower, licking up the cum that slowly seeped out of you. he sighed contentedly, slurping lewdly as you moaned, trying to push his head away when it started to get to be too much.

he pulled away, looking up at you drowsily as the water beaded down on both of you, "did you still wanna get breakfast? im not too hungry anymore."

staying over at eachothers places became a normal occurrence. somedays, it would be that you two didnt hookup, you would simply stay in bed and cuddle.

"do you think some actors like filming sex scenes?" nick asked you with his head on your chest as a movie played on your tv. displayed on the screen was a sex scene. fitting.

"maybe," you respond without looking away from the screen. "maybe just the gross pervy ones."

"i would like sex scenes if they were with you."

"dumbass."

then, he started asking you to hangout with him and his friends. it made you feel special when he would ask you to a dinner. and people slowly started assuming you two were dating.

"nick, im starting to like your girlfriend more than you," clay would say, a smile on his face from laughing seconds before.

your smile falters momentarily, glancing at nick nervously. he makes eye contact with you.

"i think i am too."

and it just makes sense. for you to be his girlfriend and for him to be your boyfriend. simple as that.

i dont like the ending. but whatever. -nony

[phantompanties]

Fuck it im doing it and im having fun!!!

Lucius's nsfw alphabet!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) 

He’s the sweetest, softest partner ever. He’ll get you water, carry you to the bathroom, apply soothing creams if you went rough, run you a bubble bath, and even get you snacks if you want. If he’s subbing, he’ll be a blubbering mess of “thank you, master” and “I love you” After that, whether it be top or bottom, he’s clingy and snuggling you like he’s your second skin.

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

For him, it’s his many tattoos, his pretty hands, and his cock (lol) boy is obviously proud of his size and body mods, and he adores it when his partners love them too.

On his partners, it's mainly their chest, ass, hips, and genitals, but also secretly their heart. If he really loves you, he’ll rest his head on your naked chest (using his magic to remove his horns, ouch) and listen to your heartbeat.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Due to his nature as a sex demon, he cums A LOT. He cums so much you’re amazed he has any left when he’s done. His favourite place to cum is inside his partners, of course. But he won’t say no to literally anywhere else. He gets a rush seeing his partner marked in any way with his demonic seed. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Because he is an eldritch demon, he secretly fantasizes about opening up your skin and eating your heart. To his kind, eating your lover’s heart is the ultimate romantic gesture in a macabre way. He knows though, that he cannot do that, so he settles for listening to your beautiful heartbeat. It brings him just as much joy.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Obviously. Boy is a sex demon who’s lived thousands of years. He’s had more partners than the number of atoms on your pinky finger.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He doesn’t particularly have a favourite when he’s domming, but if he loves you, he enjoys the mating press because of how close the two of you are, and how he can see your eyes rolling back into your head. When he’s subbing, he doesn’t have a preference. He’ll do anything you want him to do and thank you for it.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

This boy LOVES being a total goober. He feeds mostly on the enjoyment of his partners, so when they’re having fun, it’s like a 5-star dessert. He likes to tease and make his lovers laugh.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Clean-shaven, totally smooth. He wants to show off that diamond on his pubic bone.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

If you’re just another one of his normal “meals”, he’s pretty romantic in a general sense. He usually gets summoned by lonely humans who crave intimacy, so he’s more than happy to give them what they want. If he’s in love with you though, he is a SAP. he’ll wrap his tail around you (if you’ll allow him), hold you so close that your skin is practically fused, whimper “I love you’s” and call you every petname he can think of.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Since he feeds off the pleasure of others, he prefers to have a partner. That being said, if you want to watch him play with himself whether it be with just his hands or with a toy up his butt, he’ll be all over it. 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

I don’t think there's a single kink this man wouldn’t do. If it’s what you want, he’ll do it. You want him to spank you red? He’s grabbing the paddle. You wanna lick his horns? He’s lowering his head for you. You want him to suck your toes? He’s all over them. You wanna peg him? He wants you to peg him too. ANYTHING.

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

He’ll do it anywhere and everywhere. Private, public, doesn’t matter. Whatever you want, babe. Just say the word. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Since he feeds on pleasure, his need for sustenance is the biggest reason. Boy’s gotta eat, right? If he loves you though, having you be happy is added to that. He’s such a sucker for you.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

Although I said he’d do anything and everything, he wouldn’t do anything that’d push boundaries. He lives off his partner’s pleasure, so if you’re not having fun, or want to stop, he’ll stop. Is it ironic that a demon does the bare minimum better than some humans? Yes. but yknow, it’s my fantasy, I do what I want.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Boy fucking howdy this man loves oral. He has a six-inch long, pierced, forked tongue, and he knows how to use it. If you have a pussy, he’s IN THERE tongue fucking you until you scream. If you have a cock, he’s wrapping his tongue all around it and jacking you off with his prehensile muscle. Cum is one of his favourite foods, so he’ll jump on any chance he’ll get, baby.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

I feel like his pace would rely on the mood at the time tbh. If you’re having a sweet sensual moment, he’ll be slow and sweet. If it's like a quickie or you’re getting rough, he’ll be railing you so hard and fast you’ll have a headboard-shaped dent in your wall.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Sometimes his energy will be low and he’ll require a quickie to pep up. It’s kind of like having a granola bar when you skipped breakfast for him. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

Like I keep saying, he’ll do anything you want him to. He has years and years and years of experience under his belt, so there’s hardly any experimenting left for him. But for you, the vastly less experienced mortal, he’ll experiment with you all day long. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

Bro’s a demon. He has enough energy to power the entirety of Russia. When he gets into it and siphons that sweet lust from you, he can go all day and all night and still have cum in his balls.

T = Toys (do they own toys? Do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He LOVES toys! He probably has a secret hiding place filled to the ceiling with all kinds of stuff. He loves stuffing his partner with dildos, vibrators, plugs, beads, what have you. It gives him such a thrill to see his partner’s holes filled and them shaking from the stimulation. And OF COURSE, he loves being stuffed with toys himself. He really gets off on his partner watching him fuck himself stupid on a huge dildo. Like I keep saying, your pleasure is his pleasure. Whatever you want is what you’ll get.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh, this boy loves to tease so much. To him, humans are adorable, so it makes his heart soar when his partner whines and begs for him to cut it out. It’s kind of like when you annoy your pet by blowing on their ears or something. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

BOY. IS. A. WHIMPERER. He makes the most PATHETIC moans and whines even if he’s topping. He can’t help himself, your pleasure is just so damn delicious.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

I like to think he isn’t the biggest fan of shower sex. Like, yeah, he’ll do it, but the problem is the fact he’s too tall for most human showers and bumps his head and horns on damn near EVERYTHING. By the end of it, he needs an ice pack to soothe the swelling bump on his forehead from whacking it on the curtain rod too many times. Poor boy.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

7 inches (17.78 cm) hard, fades to glowing teal at the tip like his horns or tattoos, pierced with 4 frenum ladders, 3 near the tip, one near the base. Big full balls, very smooth and pretty. Oh, also his hole glows teal too lmaoooo

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He’s an incubus. He wants to fuck 24/7. That isn’t to say he can’t control himself, though. He has fantastic self-control. He’s like a well-trained dog with a treat on its head.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

As a demon, he doesn’t need to sleep. Usually after his normal “meals” have fallen asleep, he’ll hang around, maybe clean up the room until the contract ends at sunrise. If he was summoned, he’d take his partner’s soul along with him. If you’re in a pact and he’s in love with you, he’ll either watch you sleep all night with hearts in his eyes or do something to pass the time like chores or some kind of hobby he picked up. If he’s low energy though, he’ll conk out pretty fast. That hardly ever happens, though.

[dr-spectre]

man i saw your last two posts and i wanted to tell you, you're not cringe, and you're not unlovable

i've had like, one full conversation with you going back and forth on both shared and unshared interests and it had a profound effect on me at the time

I need to unlearn shame, i need to be more open with what i fixate on and what i'm doing (and also the realization i'm definitely on some kind of spectrum), from one chat with someone *loud and proud* like you, how fucking crazy is that?

I hardly know you personally, but it's not hard to gauge how awesome you are, in face of your perceived faults, several of which i share myself, you yap so much but you're so genuine and passionate i and pretty much everyone who sticks here loves to read it, it never gets old, it never gets annoying

you put your whole pussy into innocuous little things about the subject matter, and it's a wonderful thing

you can find friends, you can find love, and you deserve both of those things

this is a little long but it's sentiments i've had for awhile now but no good opportunity to share......

I.... I..... WHA.

WHAT DO I EVEN SAY TO THIS?!?!?! YOU CAN'T DROP THIS IN MY INBOX LIKE THAT!!!

LISTEN... ITS JUST.... I aint awesome!!! Im some 20 year old autistic dude who's too obsessed with a squid woman! How's that awesome!!?!?!? I haven't made an impact on anything... not on the community... not on inkipedia... not on anyone... I have 300 followers... that's nothing...

...or have i?!?! There's no way I could have had an impact on someone... hell even SEVERAL PEOPLE! I just overanalyse stuff that seems so cut and dry but... people are actually positive about my stuff? People say to me that I changed the way they see this important character to me.... BUT THERE'S NO WAY RIGHT?!?!? I still feel like a drop in the ocean. Just a spec of dust!!! I haven't made real change yet... OR HAVE I?! I DON'T KNOW!!! WAAAHHHH!!!

Maybe.... maybe if I have changed one person's perspective, then maybe it was worth it in the first place...

You know. I wanna say that the reason I came to tumblr was because my irl friends aren't into Splatoon and my family gives me a meh shoulder shrug to my interest. It was so difficult for me to explain Splatoon to my parents when Splatoon 3 came out and I picked up the game at launch! So I went here because I felt like it was the best place to express myself. And yeah I'm glad I stuck with it honestly.

I get why my irl friends aren't into Splatoon, they need to buy a multi hundred dollar console that's about to get replaced soon just to play 2 games. And trying to explain to them Nintendo Wii U and Switch emulation is just... I dont even wanna attempt that HAHAHAHA!!!! So I often felt lonely and it felt like I was screaming into a void when talking about Splatoon to them in a discord server. I guess that's where my sense of loneliness comes from.....

I genuinely have NO ONE in real life to talk to about my interests and have someone ACTUALLY listen. I guess that's why I feel cringe and not cool at all. My interests are so nerdy and I'm on the spectrum, my social skills are like D tier. I genuinely cannot talk about myself, i really cant. Its why i have never been in a romantic relationship before.... As a 20 year old dude, that shit fucking stings I'm not even gonna lie. I think about that shit every day. LITERALLY EVERY DAY I'M NOT LYING!!!!

But anyways, I'm getting way too personal on the internet. I don't wanna be some sad sap.

Thank you. Seriously, thank you. I'm not sure if I truly feel like I deserve love but. Thank you anyways. I guess it is a good quality to have that I can ramble and yap and become really focused on something, even if it's not adult things like... getting a job, paying taxes or whatever HAHAHAHA!

[fish-at-fish-fish-resort]

*ring* *ring*

"allo?"

"hey candi, its me mahi"

"oh morning mahi. why're you calling this early? did something happen?"

"more or less. do you think you and ikkan can handle the store alone today? i couldnt sleep a wink last night and REALLY dont feel capable of going to work today. *sniff* i dont wanna lock myself in the bathroom like neta always does hehe"

"take your time darling, well handle the shop today. take care of yourself alright? if you need to talk to someone i can always lend an ear."

"thanks candi. but dont worry, mizoles coming over in a bit anyway. im good. i promise. see you tomorrow."

*click*

"mahi?"

"over here"

"babe..... what happened"

"nothing... im just overreacting...."

"no youre not. tell me whats on your mind"

"youre gonna think its dumb..."

"i should feel insulted you think that about me"

"pff ur right. im just worried about neta and warabi. especially warabi. actually only warabi, i know neta can handle himself. and i know neta said its just a low risk mission but what if something happens to him. what if he gets into some dumb argument with some other soldier and gets beaten up. what if he gets lost. what if he dies. and- and i cant call or text him or anything because they couldnt *hic* couldnt bring their phones and im just so lonely and i dont know what to do without him here *sniff* i miss him so much"

"and its just the 3rd day of their mission and theyll be gone for at least 2 more days and i already cant sleep! i just want him back home.....ugh sorry i probably sound pathetic"

"no you just sound like your wife died"

"i FEEL like my wife died!" *uncontrolled sobbing*

"hey... cmere... look at me. theyll be fine alright? warabi managed to get on netas good side im sure the other soldiers will warm up to him too. plus neta wouldnt let anything happen to his number one employees best friend and husbands bandmate, right? and im sure if it was actually dangerous his parents wouldve intervened"

"*sniff* yeah... youre right.... i just miss him....."

"i have an idea. were gonna have a fun day together: eat breakfast at a nice buffet and go to wahoo world. we can also call your friend, uhhh what was her name? umami??"

"umishi?"

"yeah that one! she can join too! i wanted to get to know her anyway"

"hehe i dont know if shed like to get to know you though"

"whats that supposed to mean?"

"oh nothing nothing hehehe"

"hmmm fine whatever, ill excuse it cause youre cute."

"youre such a sap"

"and you smell like rotten sushi. get in the shower, im cleaning your kitchen"

>this plays parrallel to @yesyourstalker's posts w warabi and neta. :) just thought hmmmm how does mahi feel about this

umishi was metnioned sooooo @catastropic

[r0-boat]

Can we please have some soft Bull Volo x MC plz?

Holy crap I don't think I've gotten a Volo one in a long time

Talking

Sfw

Cut for length

Bull!Volo x reader

You always find your gaze falling upon the newest member of the farm.

His long blonde hair flows in the wind as he sits alone, staring up at the sky. He always smiled when he saw you. However, his smile would instantly drop.

You've always seen him around the farm a couple times he was silver tongued pissing off whatever poor sap that came to visit the farm whenever he could as if it was an amusing game to him; however, when it came to you, he seemed distant, almost conflicted.

Now sitting up on a hill underneath a tree while you stack some hay bales to use later, you can't help but notice his eyes dropping down to the floor, poking at the ground with a stick.

Broken memories of what he could remember from his distant past. Faces of who he used to be close with now twisted unrecognizable, as they slowly slip from his hands like sand with passing day.

So engrossed in his thoughts, Volo almost didn't notice you waking up to him. His ears flick an annoyance as he feels the presence of another, only for his luck to soften when his eyes meet yours, the wet grass crunching as you sit beside him. He gives you a soft smile before asking

" Is there something I can help you with?"

"no... just thought you looked lonely."

He felt warmth in his chest. Something he hadn't felt in a long time.

"You're a strange one... not many humans like to be among monsters."

You tilt your head and confusion thinking about your boss who certainly liked monsters over people "What about Holt?"

Volo just laughed," That man... he is not human." You can help but chuckle, at the way he treats you. Yeah... he is more akin to a demon. If anything.

Volo relaxes his hands against the wet grass while he leans back looking up at the sky his tails wishing from side to side.

You remember when he first came to the farm and what your boss told you.

How he was basically a science experiment, how he was an extinct species of Bull hybrid.

" How are things on the farm? Are you doing okay, Volo?"

He looks at you then back at the clouds.

"....yeah..."

Volo look back noticing your frown, he brings his hand up to your head his finger is going through your hair.

" Worrying about a hybrid like me? You really are a strange one. Im okay."

How long has it been since he had someone worry for him?

Now he sees why you're so popular with the herd. So sweet and caring; no wonder all the other hybrids crowd around you, begging for your attention.

" You can stay if you want, dear Farmer; I don't mind if it's you."

Volo moves closer to you, his storm-gray eyes now focused on you. You smile and nod, enjoying his company, your cheeks dusted pink of how close he was to you.

Being close to you like this, he doesn't feel so alone anymore. He never recalled how full his heart felt until now.

He has never really thought about taking a human as a mate, he thought the other Bulls were out of their minds for even thinking about such a thing... But now look at how the sunlight makes your eyes sparkle like platinum. He might consider it. He knows full well how much competition he'll have when he tries to court you.

He won't give you up so easily

[satoruhour]

t!! i am dropping by to give some good vibes & good weather for the weekend!! 🥹🌤️ & am also curious!! what song reminds you of any of your blorbos? 🥺

hi sel baby!!! im sending you good vibes too for the new week i had such a nice weekend but it is pretty hot here LOLOL! omg this is such a difficult choice. also i took this in more of a love perspective IM SORRYYY im so terrible omg im such a sap

mclean’s baby boy (that line about blue eyes not being my type) / stargazing (just an overall very satoru song) / this side of paradise (high school gojo who falls in love for the first time coded, and also the lines about being lonely) / stay (“with a little coffee in your sugar” LOL sweet tooth) / me & you (very gojo n me existing in our own bubble both literally and figuratively)

gimme all your love (my need for geto is lowkey carnal i feel like this song sometimes) / i feel it coming (my fantasies w/ experienced geto and inexperienced me :") and not even in a sexual sense either!) / i wanna be yours (suguru who’s obsessed with his girl to the point of wanting to be everything she touches) / from eden (geto who feels like a sinner and thinks he isn’t worthy enough) / all night (suguru’s very observant)

[quotemenevervore]

IT MAY BE OUT OF CHARACTER AND RUSHED AND IM SORRY

TW FOR SAFE, SOFT VORE, MENTIONS OF WEAPONS

Sapnap was lonely.

His friends were all busy today, Quackity was out working in Las Nevadas, and Karl was probably investigating a new tale.

Which meant he was lonely.

And out of all of the different things he could feel at this moment, he was feeling clingy.

“Sap?” He perked up, turning his gaze to the door. It was Skeppy! “Hey, what’s happening?” He asked, a smile covering his previous thoughts.

“Quackity wanted us to check up on you today, said you were sad when he left.” He watched as Bad stepped in. The two quickly surrounded him on the couch, making sure he could hug the two.

Sapnap nodded, gladly reaching out and hugging the two close. He missed people. The three sat for a bit before Skeppy decided to speak up.

“Hey Sap, Quackity told us you were trying out that one potion.” S***. “Sgeppy! You can’t just… Ugh! You muffinhead!” Bad sighed in defeat.

He laughed. “Yeah, I’ve been trying it out. Dream was really eager to get inside.” He went silent, staring off into the distance, just thinking. “Would it help you to try it out?”

He zoned back in, staring at Skeppy, who was busy being interrogated by the demon to his right. He fiddled with the potion as his side, slowly pulling it out. “Only if you’d be up for it.” Was all he whispered out.

The two clearly didn’t seem to notice, their interrogations quickly turning into an argument. He sighed, standing up and walking into the kitchen. He really couldn’t do anything without his parents fighting.

“May as well.” He muttered, quickly downing the contents of the potion. He really should’ve mixed it in with something, the taste wasn’t too pleasant. He sat in the kitchen for a few minutes, his thoughts racing everywhere, before he pulled out a splash potion. He only had one, and he was absolutely going to use it to quiet his parents down.

He walked back into the living room, quickly throwing the potion at the two, who stopped arguing as the glass collided with them. He slowly approached them as they began to shrink, squatting down to scoop them into his hands.

He let the two in his hands get adjusted any way they needed to. It was a bit comforting knowing that his parents would soon be safe inside. “Sappy?” He smiled, hearing Bad gain enough courage to speak. “Yeah?” He replied softly, letting Bad’s milky white eyes meet him.

“What are you doing?” The demon asked as Skeppy sat up. “You two wouldn’t stop arguing-” “He’s going to store us Bad.” Skeppy interrupted. Sapnap rolled his eyes. “Maybe I’ll store you first.” He stared into the eyes of the diamond golem, who flinched a little.

“But only if you two want to do it. I can always return you back to normal-” “It’s fine Sap, we know you wouldn’t hurt us.” Skeppy interrupted again, but he took it as a good sign. If Skeppy was willing to let him, he’d happily continue.

He gently lifted the gem hybrid into his mouth, being slow with his movements so he doesn’t scare the poor tiny. He quickly covered Bad with his other hand before he swallowed Skeppy. He really didn’t like people knowing that he’d stored someone.

Skeppy was already fairly slick, Sapnap noting that the hybrid had covered his skin with diamonds to make the journey quicker with the smooth surface. The other slid into his stomach, so he quickly uncovered the little demon.

“I’m just going to go in there too, I don’t know why you covered me.” The fireborn sighed, face flushing in embarrassment. The demon laughed, patting Sapnap’s face. “It’s okay, it can be a bit embarrassing.”

He nodded, quickly slipping the demon into his mouth. He covered the demon in saliva quickly before swallowing him. He sat for a bit, letting the demon slide in and get comfortable next to Skeppy.

“Get comfortable you two, I’m feeling extra clingy today.” Sapnap chuckled, finally getting the motivation to do his chores.

~~~~~~

“Sapnap!” The fireborn looked up from his duties, chopping firewood, to spot a British child running towards him. “Help me!”

Sapnap rolled his eyes and pulled out a splash potion. Good thing he restocked his inventory after Bad and Skeppy came in this morning. As he looked behind Tommy, he spotted Dream–and by association George–chasing him.

His grip around the potion loosened as he aimed between the three with practiced ease. There was a collective gasp as he stepped forward, kneeling down as he waited for them to shrink.

Tommy shrunk the fastest, so the fireborn made him his first target, scooping the child up and slipping him into his mouth. He ignored the playful shouting of the teen as he swallowed him, quickly turning to the other two.

He didn’t let them say anything before they too were slipped into his mouth and swallowed down, this time slipping into his storage.

“Sapnap what the h***?!” He heard Tommy shout. “I was supposed to be doing chores, but you three came in and got in the way.” “Where did Dream and George go, and why the f*** are Bad and Skeppy here?!” He laughed again, pressing against his stomach.

“They stopped by earlier and I was lonely. Dream and George are in my storage. I wanted to try this out again.” He explained as he lifted the axe and slammed it through the wood. “You know five is your limit, right?” The fireborn scoffed. “Yeah George, I know. I’m not planning on storing anyone else. Just sleep.” He raised his temperature just enough so that it could lull his passengers to sleep.

He got to work after he felt everyone settle in.

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“It’s f***ing stupid that I have to f***ing go to Las Nevadas instead of just staying here.” Sapnap sighed, defeated. He really didn’t want to go out visiting with his friends so noticeably tucked inside.

“Quackity wanted to see you Sap, what more can I say?” Foolish replied. Sapnap dragged his hand across his face, he really didn’t want to go. But maybe Karl had a spare hoodie around here that he could borrow.

That’s a no. Sapnap remembered that he’d only seen the shapeshifter make one hoodie. So that was a no.

He slowly stood up, shooing the totem hybrid away before he stepped out from behind the desk. He pressed against his midsection before awkwardly slouching and stepping outside with Foolish.

“You good?” He heard the hybrid ask, to which he nodded and just continued to walk.

The walk was long. Long and agonizing, especially since his friends had started to walk up and rub his walls. He had to silence his purrs, which was hard to explain to the hybrid who was really starting to worry.

“Sapnap!” He heard Quackity shout as he stepped inside the building. He smiled, quickly sitting down on the chair in front of the avian's desk. “Hey Q.” He smiled as he laid his head against the top of the desk.

“What’s up with you?” His fiance teased, fluffing his hair with his hand. “I mean, aside from being clingy.” He just hugged the avain, gasping at the kick that Tommy no doubt gave.

“Oh g**, Sap what the f*** was that?!” The avain panicked, pulling away. “It’s just f***ing Tommy-” “Language!” He groaned, laying a hand across his face. “What the-oh…” Quackity realized, a smile covering his face.

“You’d store him but not me? I’m offended Sap, I’m your own fiance!” Quackity teased, poking at the fireborn’s midsection. Sapnap recoiled a bit, embarrassed out of his mind.

‘You can’t be embarrassed if he’s inside.’

“Get a potion and then you can.” He smiled, meeting the eyes of the avian. Quackity looked shocked, staring between the fireborn’s eyes and his swollen midsection. “But Sap, can you even fit me in there?”

The fireborn rolled his eyes.

“Of course I can Q. Just get me a f***ing coat or something, it’s awkward.” He responded. Quackity looked hesitant before grabbing his coat and handing it to the fireborn and drinking the potion.

No words were exchanged as he slipped the avian into his mouth and greedily swallowed him down, letting his fiance slip into his storage. “Sapnap!” He heard George shout. “You said you wouldn’t store anymore people!”

Sapnap scoffed playfully, slipping the coat on and buttoning it up. “You try having a fiance that looks like the perfect snack on a clingy day.” He smiled as he stepped out, watching for anyone approaching Quackity’s office.

When he saw no one, he stepped out, wincing at the awkwardness of all the weight at his center. It would take a bit to get used to, but by the time he got back to Kinoko, he was already used to it.

It felt nice, almost everyone he loved tucked away inside where no one would hurt them.

Where was Karl?

Was he out doing another Tale?

He went to work, beginning to cook dinner. Sure, he didn’t need to eat, but there were six others that would have to eat.

His attention snapped forward to the portal that had spawned behind the window. “What the f***...?” He muttered as he shut off the oven, earning a language from Bad.

He unbuttoned the coat, figuring he’d need to be able to move to attack. He quickly grabbed his sword, running out of the house and cautiously stepping through.

He gasped as the landscape changed. He stood on a massive clock, surrounded by open skies and more clocks. In the center stood a deity, DreamXD. “F***.” Sapnap growled, raising his sword.

“Sapnap.” The deity spoke. Sapnap could hear the smile in his voice. The deity was up to something, and he wanted to get down to the bottom of it.

“What do you want?” He growled, temperature rising quickly. “I wasn’t expecting you. Did Karl summon you here?” Karl. “Where’s Karl?” His sword was raised as he began walking towards the deity.

“Oh, he’s here.” Sapnap growled as XD raised his hand, revealing a shrunken Karl, squirming in his grasp. The fireborn wasn’t even thinking as he rushed forward, slashing his sword through the deity only for it to not leave a mark.

S***.

He reached up, grabbing Karl, and not so carefully pulling him out of the grasp. “Give him back to me!” XD shouted. Sapnap glared, popping the shrunken man into his mouth. He swallowed the other down, not even daring to cover him in saliva.

His fiance slipped into his stomach, quickly being comforted by the other three as he rushed through the portal, quickly breaking the blocks.

He ran inside, slamming the doors shut and locking them. As if that would do anything to hold off a deity.

He ran to his shared room, carefully laying down in bed and curling up. It still wouldn’t do much, but he wanted to feel close to everyone inside. He could hear his parents and Tommy calming down the shapeshifter, and felt the rubs from his friends and other fiance in his storage.

He would address it tomorrow, but he needed to feel that everyone was safe.

[mushiewrites]

*beats back the sad with a stick* BACK YOU VILE EMOTION, YOU NO TOUCHIE MY MUSHIE >:(

Anyway, hc timeeee :D

Any characters with masks fully or partly covering their face have ticklish faces.

Sapnap wears a headband because the back of his head is a melt spot and if dream or george find out, that puts an end to all his chaos.

C!George's blush - you know when you blush, your face goes really hot n you can feel all of it? Well, I like to think that if George has woken from a long sleep, his blush is bright as can be, plus the overwhelming sensitivity coming in from his red lil face will tip him into a lee mood.

Also Gogy dreams a lot about being tickled if he lonely boi.

C!Dream secretly adores tickle fights, and whenever he was arguing with Punz, he just used that as an excuse to wreck Punz lmao

Blob Dream can and will blush, but he blushes light green on his cheeks n stomach cuz he a cute lil blob boi

I hope this helped. Also do you want a joke? Here's a joke for added smiles:

What do you call a reindeer without any legs?

A taxi, cause they can't walk.

(dad joke arc teehee)

rosa u beat the sad with a stick for me? 🥺 that’s so sweet ):

1. YES YES YES. I 1000% agree. Sensitive cheeks and tips of noses and chins are just S tier, especially when it’s due to them not being used to having anything touch their face except their mask!!!! and the first time they’d feel it they would yelp back in surprise, eyes wide and face pink as they realized how badly it tkled, and how much the ler looks like they’re gonna do it again at any second 😵‍💫

2. hear me out. george and dream already know about this melt spot because of one very sleepless night where sap was overly giggly and tired, and dream was playing with his hair when he discovered it. sapnap immediately melted in dreams arms when he grazed it, and after a few minutes of sleepy giggles he was out like a light. complete putty against dreams chest. sap was so out of it that he doesn’t remember that even happening. so imagine his surprise when george randomly pulls out a head scratcher and starts trying to use it on sap, causing him to flail and scream until it hits his melty spot, and suddenly he’s just a puddle of lee on the couch as george continues to make him giggle and blush 🥺

3. my little tiny honey baby ): his poor lil sensitive cheeks ): he would wake up, all groggy and sleepy-eyes and shuffle his way into the bathroom, noticing in the mirror how red his cheeks are. he embarrasses himself bc he thinks of what happened the last time he was this red (blame a certain God), and he can’t help but hide his face in his hands at the thought. this however proved to be a bad idea, as the sleeves of his shirt swept across his cheeks with a tkly feeling, making him squeak and blush even more ):

4. my little darling. I have an AU in the works about a certain God being able to visit dreams (it’s not XD!), and man oh man would he have a field day with gogs ): that lil squirmy thing would think up so many mean ideas in his head that even the lers would be shocked that he wanted to be tkled that bad

5. MY DRUNZ HEART 💕 Punz is so underrated as a lee! that boy is one of the cutest things I’ve seen, and the idea of dream just wrecking him to pieces during an argument is the cutest fuckin thing ): “you know what punz? fine. be that way.” “w-what are you talking about? wait dr-dream! dreheheam what a-are yohohou- NAHAHAHA! NOHOHOHO PLEHEASE, IM SOHORRY!”

6. I sent you the lil painting I did inspired by the green blush on blob!dream! his lil chirps from the tkly likes to his tummy make him glow bright green with embarrassment ): i also hc that dream just blushes on his tummy in any form ): he’s such a lil puppy.

the joke was incredible as well, 10/10

[sopebubbles]

annyeong!

just finished chapter 9 🫠 first of all, what’s up with Eli? i mean suddenly show up and became this overprotective and caring brother? yet at the end he threw her out just because his fiancé asked him to? is he an alpha? because he is hell act like a sap, asshole sap just like his fiancé.

honestly i do understand that he care for her little sister. deny all you want but you can’t change who you are originally. so i guess within him, as lykos, he just cannot see his sister in trouble that’s why he tried to save and provided for her. yet his fiancé freaked out and he also willingly threw her out and that is really a dick move. wish you happy life Eli, until your sap pregnant and got lykos hah serve you right- (im sorry for being salty)

the fluffiest part has come to show though, yoongi and yn!!! that is so heart wrenching yet fluffy yet soo soo ugh. no words can describe how im feeling right 😭

well, soon after, yoongi and jk probably going to take her home. aww can’t wait for that!!

but, i wonder- it just me thinking okayy, um what if,- (author-nim don’t take this to heart or in you wip okay! it just me wondering in my wild thoughts instead of studying for my test tomorrow- sigh, i’m 22 yet still going to class for test— btw!!! ) after all is well, and yn get to be in pack as yoongi’s omega, and what if, suddenly yn got pregnant instead of hoseok. you know as we all know that hoseok and jin has been trying for kids yet yn and yoongi get first?? it would be hella dramas and i’m just wondering okay author nim- you don’t have to wonder or put it in your wip you know- just wonderrrr ㅋㅋㅋ

all is well, and i really lurve the update! got me excited for next!! oh question, how long this lone wolf series would be? 12 chapters? 14 chapters?

luv u ! - 🫧

About Eli: he is a beta. Really there's no other way he would be able to pretend so well. I think he genuinely wanted to help her, but only as long as it didn't threaten his own security. He grew up the same way she did and is also very damaged, so don't hate him too much.

That scene where she goes to him and calls him alpha has been in my head for so long. I'm so happy it's it there now. It's everything to me. She will be in get proper home very soon.

Ah so about that. As I've hinted at with her fear of breeding, mc will not be getting pregnant, at least not anytime soon at all. Because of her past, that would be extremely traumatic for her. But that doesn't mean kids won't come up 👀

I have no idea how long it will be!! Most likely the following chapters will be a bit shorter just because they are going to be fluffier. I kind of really pushed their separation into as few chapters as I could bc I don't want it to last too long. Now I think I'll do slightly shorter chapters and we can just snack on the fluff for a long time.

Thank you so much for showing my little universe some love. Good luck with your exam!!

[themindofus]

Confused and lost. Dont want to be here. Everyone feels like an enemy except for myself, but I still treat myself as though I am the enemy. Areas of the mind feel weak, malnourished. Is the their fault or mine? Always mine, never blame them. If I was stronger I wouldn't let them sap me. If I was smarter I could see though the games. The land of the ifs is a treacherous one. It decays every day because nothing is real there. Are they neglecting me or am I neglecting me? I feel like I know what hindsight is going to say, even though there is no hind to the sight yet. Let it happen they say. Things will happen as they should, they say. Did I use force or was i casual? Should I have been more patient? Why isn't it good? Only sometimes does it feel good. Maybe I should develop a survey. Maybe I should communicate. What do I say though? To carefully curate the mind to fit into someone else's is an impossible feat with our current understanding of language. I have to be mature. I have to lead. There is no one in my life that helps me like I help myself. Is that because I don't let them lead? Why let them lead when they've proven all they can do is run their life into the ground. Maybe its me. Maybe I just pick damaged people who only want to survive. They lie to me and tell me sweet nothings to fatten up my emotional body. They just want to feed me their left overs. People are selfish. Me included. I wish I could open my mind in front of me and dissect it. I wish I could remove whatever is telling me these lies, if they are lies.. I wish I could see through my emotions, my hormones. Maybe my emotional body is just overweight and has a high need to emotional connection to maintain it. Maybe these people in my life are acting as personal trainers of sorts for the mind. Its just a lonely journey. I fear that I'll get lost in that story, that hell. I fear because this is a path I have to take on my own, that I'll come out alone. Funny. I was just talking about leaving everyone to grow, turns out I'm scared of everyone leaving me if I grow. I found a connection recently with a human I like a lot. Problem is: I can't be objective. I could in the beginning, now everything has bias. I can't tell if they're detrimental to me or if im harming them. I can't tell and I just want to be in control of my pain. I just don't want this stranger hurting me. I can't tell if what I feel is normal. Is this me or my cycle? What is happening and why can't I control it? I just want to be okay.

[caesarslegion]

god bless. i will prelude this new era by talking about this. fun new au i can't fucking stop thinking about. uhm. im gonna be censoring like it's twitter cus i'm shy lol. uhhhh. we'll call it the lion's mouth.

here's kind of the start of this thought that just. fucking spiraled.

massive spoilers for dunm3shi ahead and linked. please please please please please read for yourself if you can its awesome and this ruins a big twist of the story if you're not aware

so. it's vaf in dunm3shi because ofc it is. the general gist is like, "i asked a wish-granting demon to grant my desire to kill my dad" [gone wrong] [gone sexual]

but the general setting of this au is sorta like. fresno as like a rogue or like a thief going down into the dungeon to get a wish granted [maybe the general allure of the dungeon being wishes and riches] to get revenge on hellmouth, maybe in this universe being some kind of bandit leader that they want to overthrow.

so dungeons in dunm3sh exist to contain demons. and demons themselves are some kind of reality warping eldritch creatures that can grant desires

and of course volpe is the demon in this situation. maybe like lurking at the bottom of the dungeon waiting for someone to manipulate into helping him escape the dungeon. and... fresno is a person with a lot of hidden and repressed complex desires. desires that can be twisted and used by him.

i'm thinking fresno asks for the power to kill their dad and take over after a long and arduous journey thru the dungeon, and maybe there's like some final test on behalf of volpe to see if they're "worthy" [rich in desires enough to devour] and while fresno's initial wish is kinda shit, he sees the Potential in so many of their desires, from the simple to the very complex ones [like wanting someone they can feel safe with, a desire to not be constantly performing a masculinity that feels so oppressive, wanting something to nurture and grow, etc] and turns them into the lord of the dungeon, completely unaware of his plans.

so a thing of lords of the dungeon is that you literally cant control your desires, even subconscious ones, anymore, and it starts a massive snowball of desire as the demons get more powerful and the desires get richer. fresno has a fucked up sense of forbearance in my head, where they refrain from basic and necessary things [like food love help etc] and indulge in more self destructive behaviors learned from hell on wheels and hellmouth because the former is a flaw and the latter is just earning the stripes. so they can't stop themselves from indulging, first with the usual, power, strength, etc... and then start clawing in deeper.

so a fun thing in dunmeshi is that while desires are devoured that doesn't mean they stop desiring things entirely if they like. survive lol.

and because i'm a sap i kinda imagine volpe as keeping fresno around as a source of food and desire as he starts carefully cultivating and curating their needs, infiltrating thru their walls and slowly reaching towards the lonely center. maybe he is lonely too. taking care of a sapling and getting attached to it perhaps.

but he also has an agenda. soooo a plot point is that the lion takes over lyos body when hes lord of the dungeon to grant his own desire to escape since he can't grant his own wishes a demon

sooo im thinking in typical volpe fashion, he tries to loophole himself out of the dungeon.

formulating a plan to grant fresno the desire of someone they can trust and even love, solidifying them as a source of nourishment and one he can repeatedly use to get desires [and maybe even gather followers like in the olden days to devour] and get a way to grant his own desires [i have in mind that he maybe makes it so that a partner of the lord of the dungeon also has power and solidified thru like, a marriage or something. cus lol, lmao] and he has a lot of work to do. mmostly because fresno is a stubborn one but you know, with the right magics... smile

narsty content warning. will use rot13 for this one. you have been warneddddd

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i could go more in depth but that's probably dm territory lol. anyway if you read this far ilu and im so sorry

[pxrxmoore]

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[melonfairyghost]

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[otteritos]

ok since i watched the vod back cos i missed it—i absolutely loved the benchtrio wii stream

why? because it was literally just live footage of teenage boys hanging out playing party games. (ignoring ranboo promoing his plushies and primes)

like. not to be parasocial or a fuckin nerd or w/e but it was rly comforting since my best friends are busy and it reminded me of exactly what we do when we hang out. the humor, the dynamics, everything. definitely a comfort stream :)