#im in pain.

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS (2021-2024) ↳ "These two looks are aimed at the same person btw (the person is Vi, this is heartbreaking)."

[wilyserpentofeden]

Crowley didn't know Aziraphale loves dancing and can dance the Gavotte. Aziraphale didn't know Crowley had been living in his car. Crowley didn't know why Aziraphale couldn't speak proper French for centuries. Aziraphale didn't know that Crowley turned down a position as a Duke of Hell to save him from being potentially erased from the Book of Life. Crowley didn't know Aziraphale had a derringer in his bookshop. Aziraphale didn't know Crowley had never shot a gun before 1941. Crowley didn't know Aziraphale had The Nice And Accurate Prophecies and had already found where the antichrist was during the bandstand scene. Aziraphale didn't know there was eventually supposed to be a hellhound coming to the Dowling house for almost all of the eleven years that he and Crowley were raising Warlock. Aziraphale and Crowley both didn't know that they had recruited the same witchfinder army. Some of these are comedic at first, but when you put them all together it's just like. Man. You've been together for 6,000 years and you don't know a damn thing about each other's lives or hobbies or thoughts or feelings or ANYTHING. Humans with a fraction of the time they have will tell each other plenty! They don't say a word until it's too late!

[leaskisses444]

guys if anyone wants a uterus ill gladly give mine away

[koheletgirl]

it's crazy how they make girls with small boobs think they need to wear these uncomfortable push-up bras while we're out here battling for our lives in the heavy chest department. free yourselves

[justsomeominousthreats]

Hey buddy! Can you just like. Scream? As a voice clip? Like "AHHHH" like out of surprise or fear? For the Animation? Thank you!

- @gimmickverse-animation

(Just a warning, i cant scream cause ive got a sore throat)

[volkswagenital]

havinng a category 12 cade moment

hes more human than anyone who made him. hes nothing any human could ever be. him and his sister have the same father. they arent biologically related. he looks so much like their brother it scares him. hes nothing like him but hes so much like him it hurts. he looks exactly like the mother thats not even his. the singed roots that tie him to his family were never his yet he was connected from the start. and yet the roots only remain in his hair. hes the reason the family tore apart but hes the one thing keeping it together at all. he feels like a parasite. he bleeds. he is a testament of success. he was abrahams ultimate failure. he regularly must be gutted by the man he loves because its the only way to keep him alive. he cant die. his lover has held his beating heart in his hands and guaranteed its safe return. yet above all he is too afraid to realize that hes already home

[kudakii]

if no one else can do anything, then i...

[cactuseri]

why do i keep hurting my new piercing how do i manage to walk bellybutton-first into every door

[jjaydazo]

I need to make a painting and 23 pages comic???

In fucking tradition??

For my finals?!!!

[tianhai03]

i hate how tumblr just keeps defaulting to the wrong blog when i like. make one post with it. and then i forget to check what blog im on. and then i post stuff to the wrong blog. and then i have to repost and retype everything again. it sucks lmaooooooo

[fabthememesatan]

cant go anywhere in the owl house tags without spoilers just spawning like an mc character

[weirderscience]

(tries to set up sewing machine with different thread) (thread tangles and i have to redo the bobbins) (adjusts tension) (thread tangles again and i have to take the bobbin housing apart to redo it) (decides today is not my day)

[justsomeominousthreats]

I’m just gunna make your favourite fic that hasn't update in years update when you have no time to read it AND it’s punch to the gut sad

[justsomeominousthreats]

I’m just gunna make you only be allowed to read bad novels that are written like a 10yr on wattpad who just learned about fanfiction

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

[chessb0r3d]

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

[lesbianralzarek]

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw