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Dearly Beloved: An Idiots & Lovers Story

Through the multiverse dimensional rift emerged a version of Julian Bashir and a version of Elim Garak, happily married. The news reached Deep Space 9, where Doctor Julian Bashir received it with typical grace and aplomb.

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This Fic is Complete :)

Title: Dearly Beloved Author: AuntieClimactic Fandom: Star Trek: Deep Space 9 Chapter: 1/1 Wordcount: 6,384 Rating: E Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Julian Bashir/Elim Garak Excerpt: “Married,” Julian montoned.

Quark smirked, razor-sharp. His outfit was strangely muted today; his typical bright, bold colors swapped out for a darker blue tunic underneath a gray vest tailored with silver accents. “I have it on the best authority. A close acquaintance of mine, a Bajoran, on the Cerritos—”

“The Cerritos,” Julian repeated. He scoured his memory, brow wrinkling.

“You wouldn’t have heard of it,” Quark said, smoothing over Julian’s interruption. “Anyway, this Bajorian met the happy,” his voice dipped meaningfully, “couple during one of those insipid Starfleet functions on Star Base 80.”

Julian recoiled. “Star Base 80!”

Somewhere in the Prime Universe when everything gets told and relayed, Prime Julian is on his way to beat the shit out Prime Garak, because an Alternate Universe of his hologram is somehow making it work with A DIFFERENT Alternate Universe Garak, while the primes are probably still just messaging one another like every once month at most like two pining dumbasses

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de-escalation

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Somewhere in the Prime Universe when everything gets told and relayed, Prime Julian is on his way to beat the shit out Prime Garak, because an Alternate Universe of his hologram is somehow making it work with A DIFFERENT Alternate Universe Garak, while the primes are probably still just messaging one another like every once month at most like two pining dumbasses

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It actually infuriates me knowing how many Trump voters have never actual watched the news or read a news story and got all their info about the presidential election from social media and word of mouth. Like our government was decided mainly by people who have no fucking idea what's going on and now they're on social media like "I didn't know Trump wants to deport Mexicans, I'm Mexican and I voted for him 😧" and "Trump wants to get rid of social services but they're all that's keeping me alive, he betrayed his voters!!" like I'm sorry but maybe you should actually do a single fucking google search before voting for the goddamn PRESIDENT OF YOUR NATION.

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gihun collecting deranged homicidal freaks like infinity stones

bonus:

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He was clinically insane but smash

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Hwang In-ho in season 2 of Squid Game

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Especially the lies.

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I really don't care where we end up as long as we're together.

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‘So, Gi-hun, which are you good at?’

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alright gayass

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SQUID GAME | 2x04 | Yeoseos Gaeui Dali