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fuck. can i just say something. travis kelce gets on stage at the eras tour and swifties cheer. when he shows up to her shows, he’s seen as a supportive boyfriend. but taylor swift is shown on screen at the super bowl for 5 seconds and the entire stadium boos. the president of the united states even posts about it. they say she’s “ruining football”. if you can’t see the double standard here, you are part of the problem.

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"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

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peak comedy

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The most beautiful minds of our generation are posting fan fiction on archiveofourown.org

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Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.

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Foolish boy. Don’t you know anything about Fantasia? It’s the world of human fantasy. Every part… Every creature of it is, a piece of the dreams and hopes of mankind. Therefore, it has no boundaries.

THE NEVERENDING STORY (1984)

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Well, ahoy there.

Ships with height differences. Reblog if you agree

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Resisting tyranny takes a lot of forms.

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Dearly Beloved: An Idiots & Lovers Story

Through the multiverse dimensional rift emerged a version of Julian Bashir and a version of Elim Garak, happily married. The news reached Deep Space 9, where Doctor Julian Bashir received it with typical grace and aplomb.

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This Fic is Complete :)

Title: Dearly Beloved Author: AuntieClimactic Fandom: Star Trek: Deep Space 9 Chapter: 1/1 Wordcount: 6,384 Rating: E Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Julian Bashir/Elim Garak Excerpt: “Married,” Julian montoned.

Quark smirked, razor-sharp. His outfit was strangely muted today; his typical bright, bold colors swapped out for a darker blue tunic underneath a gray vest tailored with silver accents. “I have it on the best authority. A close acquaintance of mine, a Bajoran, on the Cerritos—”

“The Cerritos,” Julian repeated. He scoured his memory, brow wrinkling.

“You wouldn’t have heard of it,” Quark said, smoothing over Julian’s interruption. “Anyway, this Bajorian met the happy,” his voice dipped meaningfully, “couple during one of those insipid Starfleet functions on Star Base 80.”

Julian recoiled. “Star Base 80!”

Somewhere in the Prime Universe when everything gets told and relayed, Prime Julian is on his way to beat the shit out Prime Garak, because an Alternate Universe of his hologram is somehow making it work with A DIFFERENT Alternate Universe Garak, while the primes are probably still just messaging one another like every once month at most like two pining dumbasses

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de-escalation

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Somewhere in the Prime Universe when everything gets told and relayed, Prime Julian is on his way to beat the shit out Prime Garak, because an Alternate Universe of his hologram is somehow making it work with A DIFFERENT Alternate Universe Garak, while the primes are probably still just messaging one another like every once month at most like two pining dumbasses

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It actually infuriates me knowing how many Trump voters have never actual watched the news or read a news story and got all their info about the presidential election from social media and word of mouth. Like our government was decided mainly by people who have no fucking idea what's going on and now they're on social media like "I didn't know Trump wants to deport Mexicans, I'm Mexican and I voted for him 😧" and "Trump wants to get rid of social services but they're all that's keeping me alive, he betrayed his voters!!" like I'm sorry but maybe you should actually do a single fucking google search before voting for the goddamn PRESIDENT OF YOUR NATION.