#im happy actual eris is in game now!!

[lavendel081]

WIP .

Sebastian and Eris in Hades style Thought it fit my Greek Mythology AU .

[perenlop]

Sitting on these but I may rename my Cubone hero "Vega" (referring to the "fallen star" meaning) and Skitty partner "Milo"

[mayakern]

Hi there! So I have a few questions about Kismet and the gorgeous Galaxy queen!

First off, what’s her (👆) name? I would love to represent you properly (specially since I’m more than likely wearing her when I meet Ron Perlman). I’m getting total Eris vibes from the animated Sin Bad of the Seven seas movie.

Also is kismet more of a Pike from Vox machina or Venus from sailor moon?

her name is cassiopeia! the above art is actually a redraw of a design aaaalll the way back from some time around 2016 or so. actually she is part of a set of designs: the necromancer and her bride

i actually turned this OG art into a pair of foil prints which i think? have a few copies left in my store (tho the store is closed til jan 2). i never got around to doing a redraw of the bride but maybe i’ll do that some day lol. i did make a sketch im just not totally happy w it so i never finished it.

i’ve only played cassiopeia in a ttrp once, but it was super fun. it was a game of sexy battle wizards. obviously her highest stat was sexy.

as for kismet, i haven’t played her in a game yet! she’s one of my backup characters lol. i’ll probably play her as a divine soul sorcerer or trickster cleric or something similar: essentially, an agent of chaos that is both compassionate and mischievous. my rough background idea for her is she has a bit of a Chosen One type deal, where she was raised very rigidly for a Greater Purpose and told she could only be that thing, and has since run away from home to shirk responsibility and maybe find herself, or at least find some fun.

now, both cassiopeia and kismet are available as designs for people on my licensable character patreon tier, where ppl can use my character designs for their ttrpg home games, so there may be other versions of these girls out in the wild with different names and personalities and backstories!

[perfectlovevn]

I made something to store my notes and endings for the game I was able to find most of these on my own, except for how to acess true ending and 2 other notes. it took me a VERY long time of putting in names to see if there would be any reaction, i was really hoping setting the nickname to "love bug" would have a interaction considering how Milo doesnt like bugs. I noticed in the true ending that there was a red light flickering in the top, I tried clicking it and it did nothing, does it hold any significance? i think it could be morse code but im not too sure. Simply cannot overstate how much I love this game, ive replayed it many times so far, i never played a visual novel before except for john Doe. I also never used tumblr but decided to just say how much I love your game! this is a masterpiece, good job on the sounds and music throughout it all, also, sorry if there are any grammar mistakes, english isnt my mother tongue. Love from portugal!! :)

Whoa?? That’s amazing?? I’ve looked at this list a couple of times after receiving this ask and I’m still in shock and awe that there are a lot of you guys who are willing to put in the time and effort to make lists and charts for my game.

Love bug is actually such a cute nickname that I’ll probably add it to the update as an Easter egg. Milo does respond to some other bug nicknames like moth and firefly though that is mostly because they’re tied with some of the yandere vn Easter eggs that you can get if you rename Eris after a yandere in one of those games. Thinking in on this, I might add some more bug related names as Easter eggs (both good and bad) to the update if possible.

Oh, haha, I’m flattered you thought of Morse code for that but it’s likely a sketch that I might have accidentally put in the background that I didn’t hide since I tend to sketch out my drawings in bright red or blue. I’ll see if I can fix that mistake in the update.

Thank you so much!! I think it’s amazing that so many people made or started accounts on tumblr and itchio just to interact with me or say how much they like my game (right now Perfect Love is floating around on the main itchio game page which is insane to me considering there are probably like hundreds of thousands of games on there. It’s also really cool that so many people around the world are having fun playing my game!

Also I think it’s kind of funny when people are like Milo means dear and beloved it must be deliberate when in actuality it was a happy accident and I was trying to find a name that was similar to the word Chameleon.

[theskyexists]

FLAMES! FLAMES!!!!! ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE!!!!!

okdamn yeah that went completely differently than i extrapolated instantly which i knew ofc

how does ‘not involving suletta’ translate to taking aerial away from her

SULETTA LOOKS SO HAPPY TALKING ABOUT THEM GETTING MARRIED OH MY GODDDD!!!!!! thats kind of different from how i imagined things would go!!! i mean not very different but damnnnnn SHES OPENLY LIKE; WE’RE GETTING MARRIED :D :D :D

she wants to see miorine bc she knows she said something that’s....OFF

BUT FUCKING ELAN SHOWS UP

the lesson guel drew from all of that was: i want to rebuild the killer-machine company that my dad built. i mean...understandable? but he really has not used a single shred of his experience to think about wider social implications. so hes taking over as president - but - he’s re-enrolling? what.

‘but now i can move forward, you taught me how’ HUUUUUHHHH? he lost everything because he lost to Suletta. She gave him one lil phrase and praised his fighting (he was jealous of her ‘good parent’ and he became infatuated) then he ran away to work as a prole and he killed his dad. he was kidnapped, held hostage, a poor earthian girl died in his arms due to a benerit group attack. and he learned to ‘move forward’ BECAUSE OF SULETTA???????????? ah he actually fell in love with her. lol. i guess she....was a beacon to him maybe? never got any sense she was

WOW SULETTA IS LIKE WOWWWWWWW. BUT SHE HAS SOMEONE WHO IS PRECIOUS TO HER. WHAT. THEY ARE GOING EXTREMELY MAINTEXT.

why is Miorine going along with Prospera’s bargain. she’s dumber than i thought.....

WHAT THE FUCK. why go in for jeturk as an ally when its become such a shit company??

‘reclaim your bride from suletta’ JFC. (very sexy way of saying it) and she didnt even tell suletta. she doesnt trust her at alll. she really is manouvering to take aerial away from suletta?????? without her knowledge or consent. without explaining herself??? this is so shit lol.

surely prospera didn’t want to lose aerial to jeturk????

wow miorine is the worst. she really looked at suletta and thought: i love you but you’re so god! DAMN! DUMB! im gonna manipulate you as hard as your mother ever manipulated you.

shes being so stupid. and guel should have said much louder: there are no worlds without gundams. (you’re being an idiot.)

GUEL CLAIMS TO LOVE SULETTA BUT GOES ALONG WITH MIORINE’S PLAN OF RUINING SULETTA’S LIFE HOLY SHIT

so iguess it really is prospera’s plan almost entirely. get a Big House ally through the marriage game. Not sure how that will help Miorine become president though when Jeturk is in the shitter

isnt guel scared hes gonna get a big ptsd moment right now. i wrote this just before he had a big ptsd moment

OH MY GOD. this is exactly the thing i was like - gunning for - because SULETTA NEVER GOT TO HEAR MIORINE SAY: I WILL STAY BY YOUR SIDE FOREVER IN RESPONSE

wow suletta actually fell in love. and she ACTUALLY PROPOSED DURING A DUEL AND WAS STABBED IN THE FUCKING BACK!!!!!!!!!! WOW FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!

I must conclude that prospera does not AT ALL care about Suletta. it’s settled. All she cares about is seeing glimpses of eri through her helmet.

ok so i guess prospera inferred correctly that miorine wanted to remove suletta from dueling, gundams and battle entirely. miorine correctly inferred that aerial is the link that allows prospera to control her most directly. the ‘thing’ that made suletta into a killer. But she’s so damn naive to think she can somehow cut suletta out of the whole game. that prospera would ever keep her word. that this would ever turn out well. THIS SUCKS!!!!!!!! THIS FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

I WANT TO THROTTLE MIORINE

NOT JUST THAT. BUT SHE MADE IT SEEM LIKE SULETTA FAILED HER!!!

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR BEING THIS DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I THOUGHT SHE WAS SMARTER!!!!!!!!!!

but shes just a sixteen year old princess after all.

she admits to it immediately. now dont fucking lie

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. SHE LIES!!!!!!!!!!! SHE LIES!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS STUPID FUCKING IDIOT GIRL!!!! WHERE DOES SHE THINK SULETTA IS GONNA GO??????????? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE CHARACTERS THAT GO: oh i love you so much so i’ll just decide FOR YOU to ‘protect’ you and not tell you about it at all - sacrifice myself to the power game and chase you away.

shes repeating not just prospera but also her DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she responded so intelligently to prospera - i thought she’d be smarter

GUEL AND MIORINE ARE BOTH COMPLETE PSYCHOPATHS. THEY CLAIM TO LOVE SULETTA THEN TAKE EVERYTHING LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE THING AWAY FROM HER. FUCK THIS!!!! FUCK !!! THIS!!!!!!

i hate plots like this, because i find it so hard to forgive the characters that do this. i find it so nearly impossible. i hope she fucking dies. throw the whole girl in the fucking furnace. fuck off. stupid ass shit rich idiot dumb scumbag

how will the fix this? how will they fucking fix this???? when she repeats exactly the fears that suletta had implanted by elan?? how the FUCK are they going to fix this im so goddamn fucking angry. i thought it was going to GRUESOME. this isn’t gruesome it’s INFURIATING

DID MIORINE REALLY SAY: i sabotaged you, because i didnt want you, and also you cant help me now byeeeeee

suletta....is gonna go back to prospera? she has no one else? what the fuck

what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why would she play it like this? why? i just.....what kind of stupid ass fucking bullshit is this. WHAT THE FUCK I HATE PLOTS LIKE THIS I HATE THE WRITERS I HATE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH

what stupid ass grown-up would vote for a 17-year-old as president ANYWAY??????

Guel and Miorine really listening to this shit. aren’t the rules that hes holder and can’t refuse?

I hope they die, i hope they both die. I hope they suffer. i know guel suffered and i was like: oh poor poor kid. oh no. and now he’s doing to suletta exactly the same thing: making her lose everything.

Miorine is doing to her what Prospera does AND what Delling did to her. Cycles of abuse or whatever.

they wrote this purely for the stupid nonsensical heartbreak. really? you’re telling me miorine thought: you know what - prospera is too fierce an enemy - instead, i will tear suletta’s heart apart just to have her.............? land in prospera’s arms again?

she’s an idiot.

I can’t even...i can’t even think of a single thing they could do to miorine that would soothe my heart. to publicly, in front of all their fucking friends, and the whole world , to tell her these things, absolutely destroy everything they had and tell her to fuck off and nothing was ever real when she was PROPOSING. i cant think of anything nothing like nothing. i cannot see how i could ever forgive her. its ironic i read a fanfic in which suletta does something similar (not as bad) to miorine by forfeiting. and i was so upset i was like: they talked about it i guess but my heart is not soothed.

i cannot fathom how my heart could be soothed in this canon case

SO IRONIC THAT I WROTE THE OPPOSITE TO THIS. THE EXACT FUCKING OPPOSITE. THAT I REALLY THOUGHT MIORINE WAS SMARTER THAN THIS

Why the fuck is miorine being so cruel? i hope she dies. i hope earth house tells her to fuck off. i hope she cries alone in her bed every day. i hope she realises she made a huge mistake. i hope she understands she lost her greatest ally and friend. i hope she gets that she did the wrong thing in every respect - morally, strategically, interrelationally. I hope she suffers - not unrelated suffering. not unrelated fucking lessons like guel somehow learned - stupid ass prince shithead he remains. I hope she gets that prospera wont keep her fucking word. i hope she understands that she did to suletta what her father did to her. I hope she has to go crawling through the desert for miles. but what good is all that gonna do Suletta? Huh?

i am so upset lol. i am so upset. not even for the backstabbing - though thats so fucking bad. but for the lying. you’ve already taken everything - just TELL HER YOU WANT TO KEEP HER SAFE!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW HARD IS IT. WHY WOULD YOU DO IT THIS WAY. I WANT TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

i cant get through more of these last few seconds without pausing every few seconds.

THE LITTLE SCREAM

I WANT TO SCREAM TOO!!!!!! I WANT TO SCREAM!!!!!!!!

thank you ending song for screaming for me.

ok that last shot - that last shot of Miorine saying: “goodbye, my mercurian country bumpkin”.... that made it kind of emotionally sexy instead of purely deeply painful. she became genuinely evil. thats just a little bit soothing.

[zoppzoop]

I just realised I'm not sure what fandoms you're in 😅 so can you do the ask game with the first character that pops in your mind when you hear the word "blorbo"?

blorbo currently for me is shinsou from bnha so!

-How I feel about this character

him!! the boy!!!! im honestly really happy that he got like a big part to play in the current arc because he's literally so cool and dedicated to being a hero. I'm just really happy to be able to see him come so far

-All the people I ship romantically with this character

ohoho okay so initally it was just kaminari and izuku but then I discovered the wonders of him with bakugou. and then there's also the whole corner of him in a poly relationship with izuku mei and monoma like these four just have my heart.

-My non-romantic OTP for this character

shouto. i feel like they'd be really nice friends and their sense humor would really be working hand in hand. he'd probably teach shouto sarcasm and that would eventually become a problem because it would get really hard for people to figure out if shouto was being sarcastic or serious

eri. him as a big brother figure to eri is an idea I hold really really close to my heart

aizawa. THE MENTOR MENTEE REALTIONSHIP WHERE ONE COULD EASILY QUESTION IF AIZAWA WERE HIS DAD.

-My unpopular opinion about this character

i feel like in fics people sometimes miss out on the fact that hitoshi had actually been cheered on by his classmates in ua. because in the fics I usually get to read him as a dude who got ostracized even in the gen ed course but that's not true, he does actually have friends now, even though in the past he might not have had them

-One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon

i want him to have some chill friendly moments with 1A as a part of 1A. i really really want to see him actually transfer from gen ed to 1A and prosper and work hard and succeed

send me a character!!!

[ha-youwish]

May I ask very nicely about the twewy au of your last fic? Pretty please 🥺

you read fast i just posted that lmao

this is the fic if anyone is wondering

okay so hm i really wasn’t prepared to talk about this. this fic came from an idea about post-apocalyptic situations, and im not sure where i got that idea from. so basically i started crafting a whole Thing based around that but then i scrapped it once my brain made the joke that its just The World Ending (with you) (again).

basically add this fic to my list of reasons i need to get diagnosed

anyways about the actual au shit going on in the background, please understand that this is hastily put together with duct tape so if it doesn’t make sense idk what to tell you

so it starts like this. this whole thing runs off the (correct) assumption that Neku is the most powerful being not in the UG right now, and possibly one of the most powerful in general. now someone (idk who, maybe another trigger-happy angel) decides that neku can be the perfect centerpiece for the next thing that will try to destroy shibuya.

and so, in some kind of ritual not to different from the taboo sigils from the first game. everyone in shibuya basically are like mindless wandering half-ghost things and theres a shitton of noise.

most UG folks and people who were caught up in the whole spell thing made it in one piece, but the rest of the city turned into those soulless beings, including rhyme and eri. and where did all those souls go? well. neku’s kinda still connected to all the minds in shibuya oops so guess what

now this ends up being kind of like some zombie apocalypse bc this whole thing Will spread to other areas of tokyo if they dont hurry and its already leaking into shinjuku, which is still recovering from their own world-ending event. and not only will this soullessness spread but so will the strain on neku which is fun.

the reason they have to be so cautious when going out (and why rindo being injured was a thing that was mentioned) is because of that whole “shitton of noise” thing i mentioned earlier that spread that soullessness stuff or whatever

sometime during a battle or something, shiki, beat, and neku sync up and realize very quickly how much hes been carrying and use the sync to help share the burden (but he silently refuses to let them actually help bc its That Bad that he doesn’t want them to feel even a little bit of it)

joshua’s abilities as composer allow him to help neku feel better almost exponentially, but the Ending the World Spell accounted for that and so it tends to do more damage after some time.

anyways at the point the fic is set in, they’ve found out how to reverse it (hopefully) by basically drawing giant No U sigils all over the city. the next part, the part that would come after the fic, is when neku would go to each sigil and activate them to get rid of some of the people in his head at a time until all of them were gone and the noise went away as well

i think thats all i got for this one. definitely not as interesting or fleshed out as other ones i have but i like the fic that came from it so who cares

[plusultrachaos]

Soft prompt- eri's first Christmas with mic and aizawa and getting to celebrate it for the first time.

hey babs. happy anniversary! im dedicating this prompt to you (even though that you sent the ask in), because youve mentioned soft erasermic is your favorite. i really hope that you like it babs!

She watches each petal of the small white things fall to the ground, gasping as they collect on the edge of the window. She doesn’t try to hold back the excitement that she feels, unlike she would’ve done less than a year ago. She doesn’t let her smile drop as she remembers pleading with him to even be able to touch, much less play in the fluffy white snow that never ceased to intrigue her. 

She doesn’t let the memory rid her face of her smile, but she does let it make her hesitate. The memory plays tricks on her like a game, making her want to ask because her dads, they're different, but also what if they aren't. And it's that thought that steals the smile from her face.

“Eri?” Present Mic’s voice startles her from her intense stare down with the window. “Everything okay, sweetie?” His voice is gentle in a genuine way and it brings the smile back to her face followed but a small nod. “Good. Shou and I were wondering if you’d like to go play you in the snow? We don't have to if you don't want to, but it would be something fun to do.”

She looks at him with wide eyes, she’s sure resembles the funny cartoon characters eyes. How had he read her mind? She nods fast beforeMic can change his mind about letting her go play in the snow. Before she even lets Mic move to grab her, she’s headed to the door, ready to bolt and see just how fluffy the snow actually is. 

She hears Mic’s soft laughter and looks away from her shoes that she’s trying to shove on her feet. She tilts her head in confusion. 

“You have to put on a coat and some other things first so that you don't get cold or sick.” Eraserhead’s voice comes from the hallway and he follows it, a big fluffy pink coat filling his arms. On his head is a pastel purple hat that looks really silly on him.

“Oh.” She sets the shoe she had been trying to force onto her foot on the ground and walks over to her dads,hobbling on one foot taller than the other.. Eraserhead crouches down to her level, helping her put the nice coat over her arms and zipping it up to her chin. He wears an unusually soft smile on his face as he pickles her up into his arms. 

“Do you know what today is, kid?” His voice is soft like Mic’s earlier and it makes her cuddle closer to him, tucking her face in close with a shake of her head. “That’s okay. It’s Christmas. It used to be a holiday specifically one religion to celebrate, but after a while, it became a holiday to celebrate family and to give gifts to each other.” She pops her head up to look at her dads. 

“I don’t have to be good to get the gifts? No tests? You promised that there wouldn't be any more tests!” She tries to scramble from Eraserhead’s arms as the memory tells her to run. She cant get out of them, but she doesn’t give up just yet. She keeps trying to get out of his arms until hes shushing her gently and she stops fighting.

“No, Eri. You don't have to be good or do any tests. Not for these gifts or any other gifts. YOu get these just by being a part of our little family.” She looks at Mic aas he says this, she can feel the relief course through her system. “Now, time to get that other shoe on and play out in the snow, huh?” She nods and Eraserhead lets her slide out of his arms to go and grab Mic’s outstretched hand. 

They all play outside for a few hours. It's colder than she had anticipated, but in the most exciting way. She has a lot of fun. When they head back in, Eraserhead takes her to go change into warm pajamas that warm her up while Mic makes something warm for them to eat and drink before they open the presents that showed up next to the sad, slowly withering plant that Eraserheead and Mic own.

She and Eraserhead get to the kitchen and he helps her onto the circle stool that twists around in circles. He sits in the one next to her and they both watch as Mic cooks for them. She looks at Eraserhead and sees the same look that he gives the cats. “Do you like Present Mic? Like like-like him.” She hears Mic pause in his humming for a second before Erasehead is answering in a low voice. 

He nods.“Shh. You can’t tell him that I like-like him. It's a secret.” Small smiles pop onto both of their faces with the secret knowledge that is held between them. Eri catches the soft smile that Mic has on his own face. She giggles and pulls Eraserhead in close so she can whisper in his ear. 

“I think you should tell him, Mr. Eraser.. I think he likes you too.” She watches his smile bloom bigger like a flower on his face. 

Soon after that, Mic sets a plate in front of Eri and shes stares at it a bit before looking at him again. She looks back at the food before starting to eat what she was given. When she looks back up from her food, it is to Eraserhead and Mic hugging each other close. She doesn’t say anything to interrupt them and  gets off her chair quietly before attempting to place her dishes in the sink. She goes out into the lounge and sits on the couch, waiting for her dads to join her. 

Her eyes are latched onto the small pile of presents that surround the dying plant (maybe she should give it more life, but she doesn’t really want to and they haven’t asked her to). She really wants to know what is in the neatly wrapped packages. 

Eraserhead and Mic come into the lounge, their smiles holding a different sparkle to them, but at the same time the smiles sparkle the same, just a little bit brighter. They are the same happy smiles they had been sharing in the kitchen before. “Are you ready to open your gifts Eri?”

Christmas is a fun day and Eri can’t wait for the next one with her dads.

(there is no taglist for this one bc it is a gift.)

[confused-stars]

Can I,,,,,,, possibly,,,,,,,, do come concept art for your cyberpunk!au??? Just,,,,,, just a couple little doodles??

of course!!!! go wild!!!!

here's some info on the cyberpunk au itself, because I don't think I've talked about the details much yet?

- AfO won in this au. He's basically running the country now, and he's out in the open about it. But that happened almost twenty years ago and he's had a lot of time to establish his reign of fear.

- this is also a Dad for One au, so Izuku is with him, except that he's a double agent who sends out information under the cover name Analyst, he's a talented hacker (im not entirely sure on the details of how Izuku was born yet, but im working on that)

- a whole bunch of heroes died trying to be heroes (i.e. All Might, Endeavor, Gran Torino, Ingenium, Nedzu, Recovery Girl, Best Jeanist, Loud Cloud, Mount Lady... it's a long list)

- Touya actually 'died' a hero's death, too, trying to protect his family. He is a nomu now but that's not very common knowledge. His primary function is bodyguard to either Izuku or Shigaraki (AfO's right hand man)

- Mic and Aizawa grew up within the resistance as teenagers, like many others, but Mic decided to start a radio show instead of being out in the field after Shirakumo died. His show is the only place you can find true information, or information at all most of the time. He plays music, too, though! It's a dangerous game and he's nearly been caught multiple times

- Aizawa is one of the few who still actually goes out and does hero work. He's more involved in the resistance but also just can't sit by and wait for something big to happen.

- Hawks is the son of one of AfO's lieutenants and was trained to follow in his footsteps, but Endeavor helped him escape when he was young, he's one of the driving forces behind the resistance now

- most of the students are resistance members or civilians who are trying to fight back in their own ways

- Shinsou is Aizawa and Mic's adopted son and has been for most of his life. At the time the story starts, he has been presumed dead for three months. He is currently being held by AfO in headquarters.

- Eri is also AfO's asset, since he murdered Overhaul for being 'insolent'

- this is not a happy au

[thotsforvillainrights]

I love your blog, so much ! Your blog is possible one of personal favorite ones, if not the first one that i like the most ! 💘 You seem like a really nice person too ! Also, a question before request, could/can we draw some of your scenarios ? 💘 Request : Headcanons for Shie Hassaikai ( the entire if you could do it

First of all, thank you so much for the support! It means a lot to me that you enjoy the blog and it motivates me to keep writing for everyone as well as myself 💖Second of all, as an artist I would absolutely love for yall to draw out this stuff (so I dont have to lol) I'm so interested to see what it would look like, and im happy to have provided a theme or base for the art!Third of all, we talking just random headcanons of the Hassaikai??? Because that's definitely something I can go for!!!

~Random Hassaikai Headcanons~

headcanon|scenario|imagine|match-up

-Overhaul: Has a huge tie collection but only wears like 2 or 3 of them max. He wants to keep them preserved and safe (fresh from the real world). He also collects other things like face masks but keeps them in his bedroom drawer just to look at. He can drive, but is shitty at parking. Kai also listens to music when he works but it's usually the same 10 songs.

-Mimic: Is a God at bowling and Card games. He's competing with Hojo constantly. Mimic can count cards and was kicked out of multiple casinos for doing so. Once said that if he were to become a dad, he would prefer to have a daughter instead of a son.

-Chronostasis: Takes tremendous care in his appearance. He's hot and he KNOWS he's hot. Owns one white hoodie that he wears way too much. Uses a single cologne scent since he was younger. It's now his signature smell

-Deidoro: When he's sober, he's actually a pretty chill guy. He's pretty good at fishing and enjoys a good bonfire every once in a while. Knows over 1400 country songs.

-Nemouto: Picked up neatfreak tendencies from Kai, and now it affects his everyday life. He cannot sleep (nor nap) until his entire apartment is spotless from top to bottom. No clean? No sleep. He also has a few fish in a fish tank that he named.

-Setsuno: Has big insecurity issues he never speaks on. He actually thinks his forehead is too big, so he tries to cover most of it on one side with his hair. It stems from a backhanded comment his ex gave him one time. Also, he's skinny because his metabolism is fast af. He can eat more than anyone in the Hassaikai (except Tabe), and not gain a pound.

-Hojo: Really loves kids more than he let's on. (We're not talking my Kaishi Au so...) He hates what the boss is doing to Eri, but has to carry through because Kai basically saved him. Has a crush on the cashier at the shop near the base. Literally makes up reason to go an see the cashier. He's thought about becoming a teacher before he turned to crime

-Tabe: Secret pleasure is watching those Mukbang videos on youtube, or the eating ASMR. He eats a lot, but has a sensitive tummy when it comes to certain foods like mint chocolate chip. It makes him get the bubble guts every time. He also has one stuffed animal he keeps that his mother gave to him when he was younger. He often misses being with family

-Rappa: Has multiple gym memberships but never shows up. He claims the instructors are too weak/slow for him. He still uses the memberships to go use the massage chair every once in a while. He's also a hopeless romantic despite his brutish ways. He wants to experience that one true love...a love worth fighting to keep forever

-Tengai: Dyed his hair in middle school once. Was also a member of the debate team and the volleyball team. He left debate for obvious reasons! He was actual very active in school. Then he left to take up being a monk before Overhaul showed up.

-Katsukame: Sports buff. Knows way too many random facts about random sports teams. I mean soccer. Football, hockey, lacrosse, you name it! He knows it. He probably thinks about having those little super bowl parties with the others every once in a while but decides against it last minute. Also, had a kitten once but it got hit by a car. Ever since then, he has never wanted another pet

-Pops: Used to be pretty wild back in the day! Reckless, sassy, and damn sure handsome. He actually straightened out once he joined the yakuza. He still looks back on those days and says he doesn't regret a single thing...not even the time he helped set the old record shop on fire...or the time he spray painted the side of the school.

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extra long tag game (aka a tmi that no one particularly cares for)

tagged by @soobindipity​ 🥰 thank you bb 😌❤️

tagging @btxtreads​​ @choisoobinie​​ @unlocktxt​​ @bffsoobin (this one is long so feel free not to do it ahahahaksksksks)

note: i found the breakers somewhere here in tumblr but i forgot who the owner is, so full credits to whoever owns these breakers

ONE

tell me the first song that made you stan your current fave group and why did your faves attract you so much?

of course it’s their debut song Crown. I have to admit, I listened to them not because i discovered them but because of the whole “bighit is releasing another boy group” fiasco. people thought the hype would die down, i did too, but to this day the boys never failed me. they consistently made me happy with the content they gave out for everyone to enjoy. also adding, i think i’m attracted to them more (compared to their seniors) since they’re around my age– something in which i feel like i can relate to (in terms of the content they put out, or the jokes, etc)

TWO

rule: answer the ten questions and write your own!

what’s your unrealistic goal for life?

becoming a music artist (pop star) 😔

if you had known that we would be in a global pandemic, what’s one thing that you would’ve done before things shut down (if they have for you)?

travel to Japan and explore the place 😩

what’s an unconventional thing that you carry around with you when you go out?

chopsticks hahahahaha because i usually eat using the spoon and fork when i eat out 

favourite type of plushies and why?

anything twotuckgom related! they’re so soft and convenient because of the size. i also kinda wanna buy the bolsters 👀

favourite song right now?

i don’t have any but if you ask what i’ve been jamming to i’d say its city girls by chris brown

something that you’ve always wanted to learn?

producing music, japanese, korean, hacking 

tell a funny story about yourself (or just something that you’ve witnessed)

so in the city where i live, there are places in which the canals don’t have any stoppers. i saw this kid walking with his family alongside these canals and he was just vibing with the song he was singing to. he was so into the song he was singing that he missed a step and he kinda slipped and fell in to the canal (don’t worry though there weren’t any serious injuries) and i swear it was a funny sight 

headphones or speakers? why?

headphones! when the opportunity is present then i’d listen to my music with no outside noise

craving any food right now? what are you craving?

corndogs 👀

which music streaming platform do you prefer? why?

spotify since i’m on spotify family 

😌✌️

questions from eri to me:

what’s the best trip/vacation you’ve ever had?

the vacation i had in Japan last year! 10 days never felt so short in my life and i was planning to go back earlier this year but you know...’rona....

do you have any random fears/phobias? if yes, what are they?

i’m the toughest gal everyone knows but i get really creeped out by butterflies or bugs. i also get scared with inanimate objects that look like a human being when it’s laying still in the dark, i’m scared of mirrors as well HAHA.

weirdest food you’ve ever eaten?

worms

do you have any hidden talents? what can you do?

i can curl my tongue into what seems to resemble a three-leafed clover. i can also mimic voices well and, from what my friends said, i could actually dance well and im super fast in picking up choreography hahaha (ok but it’s what they said okay)

what is an activity you’d like to try out someday?

biking/hiking/camping :> 

when did you get your first phone and what type of phone was it?

i think it was back in 4th grade and it was the famous nokia 3310 

what is a movie you never get tired of watching?

flipped!

biggest pet peeve?

 i absolutely get annoyed when someone tries to rush me and by the time i’m ready, they haven’t readied themselves

earliest childhood memory?

i put sand in this ice-cream-cone-looking rock, and i ate the sand thinking it tasted like ice cream

as a child, what did you want to be? what about now?

a music artist (pop star), until now that’s still my dream but unfortunately, i had to be “practical” 

✌️😌

questions from me to you:

android or apple? why?

words of affirmation or physical affection? why?

bean bag or rocking chair? why?

do you view a half-filled glass as half-full or half-empty or an in-between? why? (go as deep as you can)

if someone were to grant your wish right now, what would it be and why?

if someone were to give you anything you want right now, what would it be and why? (something that can be held)

favorite season and why

what made you enter tumblr?

are you happy with where you are in life right now? why or why not?

to see the boys in real life but for it to happen only once in your lifetime, or to meet the boys via online fan meeting as many times as you can in your lifetime? why?

THREE

rule: bold the statements that apply to you, italicize your aspirations, then tag nine people

.

AIR ༉⋆͙̈

i have small hands / i love the night sky / i watch animals and birds when i pass them by / i drink herbal tea / i wake to see the dawn / the smell of dust is comforting / i’m valued for being wise / i prefer books to music / i meditate / i find joy in learning new truths from the world around me

FIRE ༉⋆͙̈

i don’t have straight hair / i like to wear ripped jeans and overalls / i play an organized sport / i love dogs / i am not afraid of adventure / i love to talk to strangers / i always try new foods / i enjoy road trips / summer is my favorite season / my radio is always playing

WATER ༉⋆͙̈

i wear bracelets on my wrists / i love the bustle of the city / i have more than one set of piercings / i read poetry / i love the sound of a thunderstorm / i want to travel the world / i sleep past midday most days / i love simply lit dinners and fluorescent signs / i rewatch kids shows out of nostalgia / i see emotions in colors not words

EARTH ༉⋆͙̈

i wear glasses or contacts / i enjoy doing the laundry / i am a vegetarian or vegan / i have an excellent sense of time / my humor is very cheerful / i am a valued advisor to my friends / i believe in true love / i love this chill of mountain air / i’m always listening to music / i am highly trusted by the people in my life

AETHER ༉⋆͙̈

i go without makeup in my daily life / i make my own artwork / i keep on track of my tasks and time / i always know true north / i see beauty in everything / i can always smell flowers / i smile at everyone i pass by / i always fear history repeating itself / i have recovered from a mental disorder / i can love unconditionally

FOUR

PERSONAL

name: -

nickname: cj

birthday: oct 12

zodiac: libra

nationality: filipino

languages: english, filipino (and my dialect), lil teeny bit or korean and japanese kskskskksks

gender: female

sexuality: straight

height: 5'1 and a half (spare me the half pls im trying to act tall)

BLOG STUFF

inspiration for muse: --

meaning behind my url: to put it simply, i love txt

blog established: start of quarantine

followers: 43 lovely followers! 

FAVORITES

favourite animals: do you know cat and dog?

favourite books: anarchy by styleslegend (swear i've been hyping it since my 1d days) ; the tale of heidi by johanna spyri

favourite colour: yellow/brown/black (can’t choose)

favourite fictional characters: hulk, hinata shoyo, tomoe (from kamisama kiss)

favourite flower: i don’t have any ahahahhaha

favourite scent: mens perfume/deoderant

favourite season: spring

RANDOM

average hours of sleep: 6-9

cats or dogs: (i love them both but i really love dogs but i just wanna hug them both because i love both cats and dogs)

coffee, tea or hot chocolate: coffee is my go to energizer, for some chill time i’d go for hot choco

current time: 22:34

dream trip: japan(again)/australia/europe 😩

dream job: music artist 😔

hobbies: playing instruments [violin piano ukelele sometimes guitar and drums], listening to music, writing songs, beatboxing

hogwarts house: slytherin 

last movie watched: oh dear god i cant remember HAHA

last song listened to: bbibbi by iu

no. of blankets you sleep with: 1

random fact(s): if given the chance again, i’d combine mint choco and bubblegum ice cream; when i’m bored i try to re-read all my past lessons AHAHAHAHAHA; currently in a 5-year relationship akshsskskssjsjduskgkad

FIVE

10 things I can’t stop listening to

city girls - chris brown, young thug

angel or devil - tomorrow by together

paradise - bts

zombie - day6

see you again - tyler the creator, kali uchis

dally - hyolyn, gray

love - kendrick lamar, zacari

redemption (with babes wodumo) - kendrick lamar, zacari

pyramids - frank ocean

all in - monsta x

[wonderlandselfshipping]

Koi’s Ultimate Friendsgiving Pt 3

Part: 3/?

Word Count: 791

Summary: It gets worse and then a lil better.

SHSL Dumbass: ATTENTION EVERYONE, DO NOT MAKE UNNESSACARY SKYPE CALLS WHILE IM IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN, I JUST GOT 3 IN THE SPAN OF 20 MINUTES AND ONLY ONE OF THEM WAS NEEDED. I NEED MY CONCENTRATION AND MY CHRISTMAS MUSIC IF I WANT TO GET THIS MENU PLANNED OUT. 

Roadkill: So YOUR the jackass playing christmas music, I thought it was Bercunt over there. 

SHSL Edgelord: FIGHT ME YOU OVERGROWN MOP

SHSL Bapy: No you two let’s call it off. 

Roadkill: OH SO NOW THE TALKING CARDBOARD IS PREACHING TO US.

Oreng: LEAVE RINEA OUT OF YOU TWO’S HATE BONER JUST GET A ROOM AND FUCK ALREADY SINCE I KNOW YOU TWO HAVE PROBABLY BOTH DONE IT WITH KOI SO IT’S NOT LIKE YOU TWO ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH IT

SHSL Dumbass: ALM FIRST OF ALL SEX IS WIERD TO ME, SECOND OF ALL THAT’S ALSO WIERD THAT YOU ASSUME THAT I’VE HAD SEX WITH YOUR COUSIN AND MY BEST FRIEND

SHSL Disaster: WHY ARE WE YELLING

SHSL Dumbass: ALMOST EVERYONE IS ANGRY AND I’M CRYING FROM STRESS SO THE BIG LETTERS HELP ME SEE.

Kronya: on my way. I’m coming with the animal crossing blankie. 

“I just don’t get it Kro… I came up with this to make everyone happy… Not to cause fighting..” Koi choked out between sobs as Kronya petted her hair. “All it’s doing is making me stressed out and causing them to fight..” She almost went back into a melt down at the end of the last sentence. When she looked up, Kronya looked deep into thought, and it was the thought face not of murder, but of actually putting a plan together. It was a side she’d never really seen of the Agatharian. 

“Just let me come up with a plan..” Seeing the reassurance on her face, Koi quickly calmed down and fell asleep, leading Kronya to pull out her own phone, and into a private group chat.

Apyr: Friendsgiving is a disaster I need help

The heal freak: How bad?

The Dancer: Enough to send Koi into a meltdown. 

The One Braincell: Oh dear… 

Apyr: I’m about to kill almost everyone. The only ones who haven’t done shit that made her break are Bernie, Seliph, Rinea and you guys. Ingrid keeps upping the food orders, Lobo keeps wanting raw meat and certain types of meat that make Muffy and Coach uncomfortable, Annette keeps burning everything, Alm, Berkut and Sam are in a fucking fist fight, Tenya has a stick up his ass, I’m presuming Trevor is the one who keeps stealing the booze, the pomeranian won’t stop trying to take over the cooking and Ferdinand is making the biggest pot of pumpkin soup he can even though Koi told him we don’t have space for it. 

The Heal Freak: Wait I have an idea. How about we take over her duties, and give Koi a break from the preparations. She’s already sent out invitations right? 

Apyr: Yeah, I swore I gave one to you. 

The Heal Freak: Ok so we’ve got a guest list, all we have to do is decor, food and music. I’m sure Koi wouldn’t mind if we set up some of her consoles in a separate gaming room and we always have that cursed ass card game. 

The Dancer: But to be fair, doesn’t he always have a stick up his ass?

Apyr: More so than usual. 

The Braincell: Let’s make a separate chat for this

The SHSL Friendsgiving Revival

The Braincell has added 6 users

SHSl Bapy: If it’s because I might’ve sent Koi into a meltdown I’m sorry. 

Apyr: She told me you never caused it. You tried avoiding it by trying to keep the fight from breaking out. Listen, nothing said in this chat can be mentioned to anyone, because we’re going to save this thing from going down the shitter. The only things we have to do are finish the menu, the decor and get a playlist going. 

Seli: I think Ryoko and Hiyoko have one already that they’ve been working on. Let me ask them. 

Seli: They do. 

The heal freak: Lu just got the kitchen queued with the dishes, and how to cook the turkeys n stuff. 

Apyr: Her notes said to combine the halloween and christmas decor. She’s afraid of Turkeys

Seli: And plus, Eri could always learn how to make those hand turkeys. 

The Dancer: So how do we not let Koi know about this??

The heal freak: We keep her out. Any ideas? 

Seli: Oh! There’s a pumpkin patch with an apple orchard and a cute lil restaurant that I could take her to!

Apyr: That could actually work. Plus we need more apple cider since the avocado drank it all.

[ofmiscreants]

♡ ◟ ° ›   jung jaewon, cismale, he/him, twenty three   ⋯   ❛   thank you for applying to STONED RECORDS, MILO YUN ! before we start this job interview, i would just like to go over a few questions. you said your best attribute was ASSERTIVE, right ? well, word around town is that some people find you to be a bit more EGOCENTRIC … but, nevermind that. i’m actually more curious about whether you were actually THE ONE WHO LEAKED THEIR EX’S NUDES last year ? oh, you were ? that’s unfortunate. on the bright side, i heard that you excel at VIDEOGRAPHY …. so that’s cool ! now, one more question … your last manager said that you’re hiding that you’ve been CAMMING FOR TWO YEARS FOR SOME SIDE CASH AND YOUR BEST FRIEND’S FATHER IS YOUR NUMBER ONE TIPPER, is that true ? — haha , just kidding ! they didn’t say that, i just read that about you online . anyway , you got the job ! ❜ 】 eri, pst, she/her. 

hello i’m eri ! a cat obsessed, possibly nocturnal and very awkward individual. this is my first time joining an rp in .. years, and honestly i am very excited. i do work full time so i will likely be more active on line, but i look forward to writing threads on the dash as well ! i want to preface this with the fact that i am NOT my muse. the things that milo does / say are not me, i do not agree with his moral ( or lack there of ) and trust me when i say i probably hate him more than you. with that said, prepare yourself for the mess that is milo yun. 

so to start off, a brief history of milo's childhood: boy was a spoiled BRAT. his mother gave him everything, he basically never heard the word no, and although he ended up with a little sister by five years he still radiated and owned his only child energy. his mother married a very wealthy man when he was about 8, and milo always hated him for taking even more attention away from him. the only good thing that came from his step-dad was all the money he knew came directly from that man's bank account.

growing up, he was a generally decent person other than his hatred of the word no and not getting his way. personality-wise, he was tolerable. he teased people in joking ways, was a bit outspoken, but nothing too bad. that was until he got in his first relationship. he'd lost his virginity at 13 but didn't get with anyone for real until 15/16 ( i am hoping to get this connection so we can discuss that further if you're interested ). it was a year or so together before milo found out they'd cheated on him and that changed him for the worst. never having been the most romantic guy, he vowed to be the exact opposite from that day on. never again would someone make him cry, never would someone come close enough to his heart to break it, and he would never allow himself to be vulnerable with someone on a level like that again.

it wasn't just a fear of love he gained but an entirely fucked up and cynical attitude as well. he started acting out more, picking fights with people until someone else swung first and he couldn't be pinned for starting it (even though he 100% instigated it ). he wasn't miserable, but he had miserable moments. and soon it became harder for him to care about other's feelings or happiness, and started worrying only about his own happiness and his own needs.

by the time he finished high school he had a well-known reputation of being quite the casanova, and had left all too many hearts broken in his wake. he might not have the urge to love again, but he had a craving for every other part of it ... and deep down he missed it, feeling loved, even if he had no intention of reciprocating it.

BASICALLY, HE FUCKS AROUND AND PLAYS WITH PEOPLE'S HEARTS BECAUSE HE WANTS TO BE WANTED BUT ALSO NEVER WANTS TO NEED ANYONE EVER AGAIN OK.

ok so at 18 he graduated from high school as you do, naturally his parents assumed he'd be going to college but when he informed them that nah he was not, they waite a few months which were spent partying and acting like a crazed teenager in heat before finally warning him that if he didn't get a job he'd be cut off until he did. naturally, he went a week giving them both the silent treatment.. and in that time landed his first job at a coffee shop. it did not last long, and he worked at various other places around town and most of which he didn't last more than a few months at. authority? yeah .. he simply is not a fan. his luck was running out, that was until he decided to try out camming.

it started off slow, but by 21 he was killing it. getting paid to sit in his room and undress for men who are showering him in compliments and tips?? it was a dream come true. after realizing how much money he could make .. it changed a lot. he decided to only work part-time jobs in order to keep the illusion that he was making regular money a thing, and kept all his camming and sugar daddies behind closed doors.

this plan worked out great, two years in and he's working at stoned records and chilling, while nightly leading his double life as a very successful male cammer with a wide variety of fans from male to female of all ages. his favorites, however .. tend to be the older gentleman, the ones he can sucker into paying for skype dates and private videos, the ones who he has to resist rolling his eyes when he calls them daddy but that instant gratification of gifts of money being sent to him makes it all worth it. simple enough, until one of his top tippers turns out to be his best friend's dad. yikes .. and at first he questioned whether or not this was a good idea, but knowing how much money they had, it was hard to resist. he figured .. if it weren't him, it would be some other cammer so why not enjoy the wealth? well because of this he's been holding in a dark secret, having to avoid eye contact during those awkward run-ins, and pretending not to now intimate details about his own friends' family. this is a plot i would VERY much like to fill, and i am willing to change details or information around to make it fit better with your muse.

ok now that i have rambled forever i'm going to attempt to give a few more points that are much shorter

his rumor is about how he leaked his exes nudes after their break up ... this a heavily desired plot and i would love to have it. milo is a fucked up guy and honestly, they probably found out he cheated so in order to "win" this battle he leaked the nudes he had of them and then proceeded to dump them .. i'm sorry he's horrible

sexually he chooses not to label himself, he is attracted to attractive people and goes for what he wants. pansexual would be the closest description, but he himself will never put his sexuality into a box. with that said, he leans toward the dominant-top position, but he is also very open-minded and very filthy so opportunities are endless with him. sex to him is the biggest ego boost .. he loves being wanted, love the validation he gets from someone wanting him and feeling good because of him. he also very much gets off on others being vulnerable with him ( yes we get it he was traumatized bc he's a big brat ) and enjoys the power play dynamic that can come from sexual situations. anything beyond sex and .. he just stops caring. he knows ahead of time that he'll never be the one from them and doesn't plan on making that realization a very easy or pain-free one.

romantically he has only ever felt that attachment once. after he got his heart broken he vowed no more. he technically considers himself aromantic, but if you ask me he's just stubborn and refuses to relinquish power because he was embarrassed and his ego got very bruised. in reality, he's terrified of being vulnerable and giving someone else the chance to decide he isn't good enough. mind games are fun simply because he knows how to gain and keep the upper hand.

a few last things i feel like mentioning, he gets into fights often, drinks very often, does any sort of substance offered to him ( no injecting himself with anything though ), and basically is just ... a fucked up dude with an extremely distorted view of reality. his ego drives him 90% of the time, and he seriously lacks empathy. he's not the best dude in the world .... very far from it.

oh and his dream was to become a famous youtuber / influencer so he got really good at photography and videography but when he didn't become really famous within six months he gave up and instead started camming, just felt like throwing that in so i didn't forget oK now he's milo with the big dick and great lighting.

OK NOW THAT IM DONE RAMBLING .. hopefully some of you actually made it through this, i apologize again for the length of this. anyway i have stats for him and wanted connections so please feel free to check them out and hit me up if you want to do any of them OR if you have other ideas OR just to brainstorm together because i want all of the plots. ok thank you for reading and ily you !

p.s. all plots are open to any gender unless a specific one is stated where it says open. some may have certain pronouns already written but i am by no means closed off to other gender considering it is not something he has a preference for. i also did not have time to write out as many connections as i wanted so please don’t be discouraged with the lack of them .. i work full time and have been very busy lately i swear. i will try to fill them in / edit them as i get more.

[beesartandstuffs]

Shot in the Dark- Game Plan

(BANGS POT AND PANS HEY GUYS IM BACK ON MY SHENANIGANS Catch up with the Shot in the Dark Masterlist! Don’t forget to like, comment and reblog!)

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It was rare that the ego “household” was in complete agreement. Typically, their ideas for "domination" were wildly— and often humorously— different. Darkiplier had learned early on that in order to corral his brothers— ahem— counterparts— he'd have to tailor his plans to include their various interests. This was easy enough, as usually all it would take would be catering to their, well, egos. And Wilford was happy as long as he thought it was his idea all along, and that was simple to fabricate. 

Eris was happy as long as Wilford and Darkiplier were happy. Her increasing attachment to the pink-moustached wild card was concerning, but he dismissed it for the moment. It was actually helping to keep her engrossed in the egos' world, which was exactly what he needed. So he allowed it. That wasn't the point, anyhow.

The point was that for the first time in a long time, the egos were rallying behind him.

He stood at the head of the large conference table. For once, Wilford was sitting down at the other end. Eris sat in his lap, feeding him pieces of candy from a large bowl. They were content, and relatively stable for now.

The other egos sat around the table, uncharacteristically quiet (save for the Host narrating under his breath). Watching Dark expectantly.

He smiled, taking the liberty to bask in the moment. It was a long time coming. Toil and hardship had led up to this, bloodshed and tears spilled to make it happen. 

His eyes fell to Eris’s. Wide and silvery-blue, hopeful and blindly trusting. But not empty, no. A sharp intelligence hid behind the dark veil of his influence. Intelligence he had wound around his fingers like a blood-red thread. Manipulated like a wooden puppet. 

She smiled at him, expectant like the others. The cavity in his chest filled with a strange, not entirely welcome sensation. 

His outline split, echoes of a grief-filled scream and a roar of rage made the egos recoil in fright. The lights flickered, shadows filling the corners like a malicious fog. Eris clung to Wilford, who seemed unperturbed and was busy trying to pluck a gumdrop from her trembling fingertips. 

In a breath, the room was lit and Darkiplier was composed and smiling, as if it had only been imagined. The egos relaxed. Certainly they’d experienced similar outbursts, but they were never any less frightened. And Dark was always quick to smooth it over with a charming smile and his chocolatey-rich voice. 

“Gentlemen ...and Dear Eris,” he began, letting his gaze sweep back over the table, carefully avoiding Eris’s eyes the second go around. 

They waited in anticipation. 

He allowed his smile to widen, to become dangerously genuine. This moment was too important not to indulge a little. “We have found him.”

Cheers and whoops erupted from around the table. Google nodded once. Eris kissed Wilford on the cheek. Wilford laughed and slapped the table, rattling the bowl of candy. 

Dark waiting for the ruckus to quiet before continuing. “You can be certain you’ll all have a chance to repay him for how he’s wronged you, but first, he must be captured.”

“I’ll invite him to play on my show!” Bim Trimmer piped up. 

“He can be a guest on one of my ads,” Ed Edgar countered. 

“We could force him into hiding by framing him for murder,” Google muttered. Wilford and Eris both flinched, and Darkiplier nearly did as well. 

“No,” Dark said simply, to all three suggestions. 

“Then I suppose you have a better idea?” Dr. Iplier snarled. 

Dark looked up, toward the other end of the table. A bit distracted, Eris was fishing a piece of candy from the bowl while Warfstache was stroking his mustache and nodding sagely, most definitely clueless as to what was going on. “Wil. Your...television channel. From a while back.”

“Ooh, yes, that was a doozy, wasn’t it?” Wilford giggled as Eris found a sour candy and waved it in front of his nose. 

Darkiplier suppressed a sigh. “His current role is that of an actor. He is just as selfish and manipulative as he ever was and we… have an opportunity to beat him at his own game.”

“Whatever you say, Damie—“ Eris shoved the candy in Wilford’s mouth before he could finish. Darkiplier flickered coldly, continuing with a clipped tone. 

“Jims.” The Jim Twins, crammed into the same swivel chair, perked up. “Set the station back up. Get your brothers to help.”

“Yes, sir,” they chirped, and in a second they were gone, the double doors banging behind them. 

“Doctor, you’re replacing the on-set medic. Start finding out his and his co-stars’ physical weaknesses.”

“It’s what I do best,” Dr Iplier grumbled, stepping through the portal Dark opened for him. 

“Edgar, Shepherd, and Trimmer: distractions. Keep the media away from him. Make him the least interesting person on the planet.”

“We’re far more interesting anyway,” Bim Trimmer said as the three left via portal.

“Host, start on a script. We need a perfect narrative to trap him.”

“The Host nods and leaves the room, already formulating ideas in his mind.”

Darkiplier turned to Wilford and Eris, who were both looking at him expectantly. Eris was still perched in Warfstache’s lap, and he had his hand on her waist. They were the picture of a young couple in comfortable love.

Disgusting.

“Wil, Eris, oversee preparations for the show. I’m counting on you to make it a hit.”

“It’s like you don’t know us at all, Dark!” Wilford said cheerfully. He stood, sweeping Eris into his arms, barely giving her time to blow Dark a kiss before popping out of existence with whatever reality-bending powers he possessed. 

Google tilted his head, frowning. "This is an elaborate plan for such a simple task."

"That's because it is not a simple task." Dark adjusted his tie. "Mark is a showman. He's going to want a show. And we're going to provide it to him."

The android snorted. "Then what use will you have of me?"

Darkiplier turned a pointed gaze to him. "I need you to keep an eye out for intruders. Anyone trying to alter the narrative. We've had interference before and this is a situation where that is not an option."

Google flickered. "Like that boy?"

Dark said nothing.

The android sighed. "I'll get on it."

"Good."

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[palukoo]

so a couple months ago i relistened to w359 and made a 18000 word document while doing so containing iconic quotes, my reactions, feelings, et cetera. heres some highlights with varying amounts of context. (theres lowkey spoilers for the whole series btw)

""""i empathize too much""""

crazy how i still vividly remember walking outside [my old job] and to starbucks while listening to the spider ep... trauma

i mean i dont love it but it makes me feel things

GABRIEL THATS TOO ON THE NOSE

"let me have my badass space chick victory cocktail"

god like i AM team what wrong with handcuffs but I WOULD NOT HESITATE to kill hilbert for hera

the girlssss are fightinggg

THE SAD W359 MUSIC IS KILLING ME

like memoria who maxwell who jk jk

i love you renee minkowski marry me

local idiot's heart is in the right place

HARPOOOOOOONSSSS

lovelace lovelace lovelace loveLACE LOVELACE

"maybe she's some kind of clone thing" EIFFEL... this is day 1!!!

i hate these self sacrificial idiots

no no no not this music again ill cry

yall are so emotionally stunted it fucking hurts but damn if you dont care

literally how are they still alive

i want to hug her so much omg

alan rody shut the FUCK up im crying

rip zach valenti's throat

face the death reality via math

jacobi being a piece of shit

maxwell said lets kill hilbert rights

this is a kepler hate blog

minkowski thinking her emotions dont matter to the mission oh ho ho

"youre gonna straighten up" cutter they cant theyre not straight

maxwell and jacobi show up and blow up lads

"and you should really be more careful with your queen" KEPLER WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

wolf 359 stop making me stan these literally terrible people

FUNZO FUNZO FUNZO

i am caring about men tonight lads

theyre both awful sure go ahead have history

hilbert you interrupted their emotional moment they wouldve had a MOMENT

hera said im gay

ohhhh nooo interpersonal conflict makes me sad

hug minkowski rn

FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC jacobi and maxwell are iconic

minkowski how did you not kill him

how much do yall use the words "good enough" and "cant"

"are you an alien" GOD the Hints

"one of our... sexier jobs" vs "this is gonna said less sexy after that"

eiffel stop cockblocking them

y'all's choice of pronouns IS illuminating

PROTECT HERA AT ALL COSTS

aw eiffel... minkowski... communication is KEY

oh yeah THATS what the psi wave regulator is for.... SURE

hilbert read the room

JACOBI you can't just describe minkowski like that without giving me a heart attack

how many times have all these bitches almost died

SORRY ANYTHING THEY SAY I LOSE IT

oh minkowski finally flipped (VALID)

oh wait that fact isnt fun at all and im literally crying

LIKE sometimes you save someone's life at great personal risk only to kill her a little while later

minkowski cries to “back to before” from ragtime

i feel to many things about the gals here idk what to tell you i love them thats the problem

its gay and it hurts!

lovelace laughing at people who can and will kill her... hot

OH WERE STARTING LOVELACES SELF SACRIFICE ALREADY

they let lovelace say FUCK

OH WAIT NO I FORGOT ITS WORSE

THANKS FOR MURDERING ME WITH YOUR TEARY ANGRY VOICE

ouchie anyways gay or no but also gay

hilarious and sad at the same time?

MAXWELL dont be a bitch... i expect this from jacobi and honestly i actually expect this from maxwell too but i dont like it

NO NOT THIS MUSIC

BROTP BROTP BROTP

i cant say anything else im too busy crying

UGH I COULD WRITE ESSAYS ON MY THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS THE MESSAGE THE TAKEAWAY BROADLY THE PERSONAL EMOTIONAL ANGUISH THE DESIRE TO HUG HERA ITS

im mad but thank you... all of you... explain... 

stop stop stop im literally so tense gone straight from sobbing to freeze instinct

GOD I HATE ALL THESE SURVIVALS GUILT IDIOTS

OH theyre all about uncertainty... the what ifs... okay... ouch ouch ouch

give everyone awards for bolero

eris are you gay

she said gay rights and AI rights

like i know i know we been knew but goddard really is so awful

Hera stop narrating Lovelace’s ongoing existential crisis

HOW IS THIS NOT GAY (I know how it’s not gay but. Let me have this)

KEPLER stop giving Lovelace insecurities and existential crises

Team back off lovelace for the win

like not to be dramatic but her arc is beautiful

oh boy thats my girlsssss

THATS FLIRTING MINKOWSKI

god i love that concern for your gf keep it up minkowski

COMMUNICATION? WITH THIS CREW? BOLD

GOD angrey hera is great

you know hera is having the time of her life witnessing it

eiffel you just ruined their romantic moment

minkowski is gonna kill them

a much better gayer more altruistic light

WE’RE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT COMMUNICATION

WAIT I WAS BEING CANON DAMN I THOUGHT I WAS BEING CREATIVE AND PERHAPS OOC BUT IM IN THE CLEAR I GUESS

god hera has needed to snap at eiffel for so long

i can already feel myself about to get hit with the tears... the emotions

that shit hits different renee

The implications that Goddard like destroyed global warming omfg

it’s the moral grayness babeyyy

when it hits you with minkowski's shaky sigh first thing you know its gonna hit different

MINKOWSKI i need you to. love yourself as much as i love you

GOD the mutual concern they always have for each other is touching whether or not you think its gay. i think its gay

HERA WOULD YOU ASK A COW TO NOT BE A COW

oh of COURSE they cut coms first

lovelace is man, butterfly is quote, it says "is this flirting"

jacobi i need you to chill

but jacobiiiii thats lovelaces schtick

oh eiffel... you fucking idiot who gets really lucky sometimes

this game of chicken where theyre both chickens and kepler doesnt know any of that and each of them only know half

minkowski said im an ethics teacher now

who taught minkowski empathy in high stress situations?

yeah so i stay hitting the nail on the head

“kepler SHUT UP” is what brings everyone together

this is, como se dice.... kinda gay

this statement does not bode well for that

“Maybe less talking to yourself” he says to himself

ugh, to be Pop Culture Man™️

RACHEL i love you even tho I also hate you

Rachel if you make one more hand joke I’ll lose my mind

HER NAME!!!! IS HERA!!!! And I love her!!

i have a vivid mental image of post-series eiffel doing stand up like chris fleming style 

"my crew has made it very clear through a series of looks and gestures that one more slip up and i am out, thats it, so im taking this job very seriously"

"minkowski is very overprotective in a weird, erratic way, like when your seat belt randomly locks and its like i appreciate what youre trying to do but im going 4mph in a drive way."

"so when something like this happens you have to at least consider going away for a long time and living on a cursed space station"

"you know how when maxwell and hera are talking ive never felt less needed, you know, like ‘cause you guys would be totally happy alone on a rock in the middle of a lake"

"this is the kind of body you look at and go he'd probably be ok in space without a space suit"

the whole "theater kids" video is actually him going off about minkowski

minkowski is too swole for her own good

jacobi im gonna need you to take the redemption arc more seriously

i love my crazy crazy bitches

this FUCKING music

GOD HOW DOES PRYCE JUST ALWAYS GET WORSE

she just like mutilated that man he is doa absolutely destroyed one hit ko

can you tone down the gay, sweetie

you did it you broke rachel and Goddard down to their bare essentials

GOSH shes so AWKWARD 

so damn jacobi was just IMMEDIATELY ride or die for maxwell

this is too much for my poor baby heart

pryce & carter literally are just like lets do eugenics, lets do genocide

when hera says ill pull a yall and sacrifice myself for minkowski and lovelace 

god like cant believe KEPLER got a redemption arc (well not arc but you know)

ah yes the most tragic scenes all take place at once :)

I HAD TO STOP LISTENING TO BRAVE NEW WORLD CAUSE IT MADE ME TOO CRAZYYYY

THE SCRIPT SAID IT NOT ME

i love space moms!

this fucking music ALAN RODY IM SUING FOR DAMAGES

like the document also does have a lot of like deep thoughts and meta and parallels and discussion of motivations but this is just fun random things i said

[imbeccablee]

for ship ask: 5, 13, 32!

5. Do you have any poly ships?

Oh, tons! 

My biggest one would probably be sorikai—Sora, Kairi, and Riku—from kingdom hearts. They’ve been besties for years in game and each of their goals in game is to, basically, return home and make sure the other two are safe. They’re best friends and i love them!!

There’s also Jlaireby, which is Jim, Claire, and Toby from Trollhunters. I ship them for the same reasons as stated above. These three have such good chemistry and they love each other so much!!!

There are various poly ships in MHA that are pretty cute too, like izuku, ochako and iida, or those three and todoroki, or kirishima, bakugou and kaminari, but I don’t actively ship these as much.

13. Has a ship ever broken your heart?

I don’t think so. I tend to ship the characters most likely to get together, so there’s normally no like “too bad these characters won’t ever get together”, and most of the time the shows I watch have happy endings. Also when it comes to romance, I normally respect whatever the writers choose to make canon, even if I didn’t really ship it (see allur//ance from vol//tron)

32. Share five must-read fics

Yesterday Upon the Stair by pitviperofdoom

Midoriya Izuku has always been written off as weird. As if it's not bad enough to be the quirkless weakling, he has to be the weird quirkless weakling on top of it.

But truthfully, the "weird" part is the only part that's accurate. He's determined not to be a weakling, and in spite of what it says on paper, he's not actually quirkless. Even before meeting All-Might and taking on the power of One For All, Izuku isn't quirkless.

Not that anyone would believe it if he told them.

I am absolutely in love with this fic!!! it’s an au where Izuku has a quirk that allows him to see ghosts and it follows all the way to the Eri arc. It’s so so sooooo good and i HIGHLY recommend it.

Occurrences in the Lives of a Couple of Hopelessly Oblivious Dorks series by Cipher032

A series on the roller coaster that is high school relationships, platonic and otherwise, as Deku and Ochako proceed through their high school careers.

Includes New Horizons and Roads Well Traveled.

Yes this is a series and not a specific fic, but both New Horizons and Roads Well Traveled are really good!!! Either fic is from the point of view of Ochako and Izuku respectively and are about how the two of them navigate their second year while dealing with the ups and downs of their friendship and also as they figure out exactly how they feel for each other. It’s incredibly in character and I absolutely love how Cipher is writing it!!

Catching Up by EchoFour

After a couple of rogue gems put her life at risk, Connie questions everything. She's loved being a Crystal Gem for four years. Training and fighting at Steven's side give her whole life meaning. But as Steven has learned more about the power he possesses and grasped more of it for his own, she's worried she can't keep up.

But Connie Maheswaran has never been the kind of person to give up just because of a little thing like human limits. Whatever it takes, whatever she has to risk, she will find a way to catch up.

This was an incredibly interesting take on best girl Connie Maheswaran and also just a really cool idea in general. It’s now part of a series that has a sequel in the works, and it has some of that adorable Connverse, as well as one of my FAVORITE stevonnie scenes I’ve ever read in one of the later chapters sooooo yeah. FANTASTIC FIC.

The Third Option by Uncertainty_Principle

Homecoming A/U.

Ben and May divorced before Peter’s parents died, so when Ben is murdered Peter goes into foster care. It takes just a tiny taste of superpowers for Peter to decide he doesn’t want to put up with his horrible foster father anymore—the streets are infinitely more appealing. All he wants is to be Spider-Man anyway.

So he leaves.

Simple.

Simple, that is, until Iron Man needs Spider-Man’s help. Peter isn’t about to turn down an opportunity to fight alongside Tony Freaking Stark, but he also isn’t going to let his hero know that his recruit is a fifteen-year-old homeless dropout. So they strike a deal. Peter will help Tony. In return, the mask stays on.

And that’s when things get complicated.

This fic, man........................ this fic.................... fucking heartbreaking. it’s written so god damn well. it has such DELECTABLE iron dad................ it is Not a happy fic but it’s so so so so so GOOD................................................... im love

 and finally

Kingdom Hearts Ψ by HouseofSannae

An alternate take on what Could Have Been

yes this is another series. yes it is Incredibly Long. yes it is REALLY. FUCKING. GOOD.

it was plotted and started pre-kh3 and it’s incredibly intriguing!!! very wonderful character development and realistic relationships, both good and bad, between different characters. No seriously though, this characterization is So Good. I only have two complaints, one of which is serious and the other of which is just bc im me lol.

1. Recently it’s been a little on the nose about its Life Lessons, if you will. It has good messages and stuff, but sometimes it feels kind of forced. Do Not Let This Stop You From Reading Though. It’s So Good.

2. Sora is in nearly every fic but rarely has an essential part to it and It’s Blasphemy. not really, but i love sora, he’s my son, and the fact he’s kinda been pushed to the backburner the whole time. it make SENSE why bc he doesn’t exactly need the development BUUUUUUUT i love him and want more of him.

well, there you go! a couple of fics that i absolute adore!! thanks for asking rex!!