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guys this is my wife. we’re married. we’re in love 💍🪼🤍.
#lewis hamilton#f1#formula one#f1 x reader#f1 x you#lewis hamilton x reader#lewis hamilton x gn!reader#lewis hamilton x fem!reader#lewis hamilton x black oc#lewis hamilton x you#lewis hamilton x nico rosberg#sir lewis hamilton#lewis#lulu#lewlew#babygirl#i love him#wife#male wife#im gonna get him pregnant#team lh44#lh44#lewis hamilton 44#44#mercedes#mercades amg f1#ferrari
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"Religious boys are the cutest"
he is my pookie bear
#degrees of lewdity#dol#dol sydney#sydney the faithful#sydney the fallen#NEED to see sydney crossdress#my wife my bgg oh my god#im gonna get him pregnant
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Goofy asses😽🙏🏽
#rick and morty#fanart#digital art#rick sanchez#rick c137#flesh curtains rick#he gets pegged#by me <3#squanchy#birdperson#rick sanchez fanart#traditional art#pen art#im gonna get him pregnant
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Guide sketches inspired by some screenshot from roblox.
He's so slay.
#terraria#terraria npc#terraria guide#sketches#sketch#doodles#uuhhhh#im gonna get him pregnant#guide terraria
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i need silco arcane in a way that isn't in the christian bible someone gIVE HIM TO ME
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jack delroy i miss you
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normal guy 📄
#studio investigrave#normal guy elevator hitch#normal guy fanart#im gonna get him pregnant#elevator hitch fanart#elevator hitch#i need him#hexstrap time
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you do not understand pain until you get obsessed with a character so minor that you’re downloading google translate to read off text posts someone who’s just as dedicated as you wrote on the other side of the world
#i love penguin from one piece so much#the one from the heart pirates?#im gonna get him pregnant#god bless the small group of japanese fans he has bc without them i would be EMPTY#january 23 2024
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my shawty so fine
#im gonna get him pregnant#and im not even joking#hes also over half foot taller than me but SHUT HP#my baby#my shawty#homethoughts
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i just told my wife that i love her, this was her reaction. i think she loves me back ♡︎
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seb and clora working on baby #1 👶 🔞🔞!! NSFW !!🔞🔞
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#celeste is technically in this picture💀 almost tagged her just to be truly unhinged LMAOO#im working on a oneshot rn where they finally do the deed without any contraceptives/actually try to get pregnant#surprisingly it wont have THAT much smut tho its just gonna be a small part of it I SWEAR!!! but then again we'll see#cuz seb always takes the reigns once i start writing him LMAO#the main focus is gonna be seb super excited/distracted leading up to the day and he cant pay attention to anything else BAHAHA#and then afterwards how even tho its too early to test he'll already be convinced clora is pregnant bc ITS HIS SWIMMERS CMON!!! no doubt#and then overprotective seb with preggo clora NATURALLY...even more insane than he usually is#and lawley will be making an appearance🥰to congratulate them ofc🥰🥰hes soooooo happy for them!!🥰🥰🥰#and theres gonna be a teensy bit of dad seb at the end hehe...honstly i wasnt planning to write any stuff with the kids#but i wrote a brief celeste/seb interaction and i was like aw wait this is cute?? i want more....so maaaybe there shall be more dad seb#hogwarts legacy smut#sebastian sallow smut#clora clemons#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian sallow#choccyart
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murase takuma the man you are
Taku and Madarame: To Heal and To Hurt
Before we get to anything, please know that I am not reading anyone for filth here. Everything I wrote for this meta is based on what the visual novel showed us and what I have observed from the visual novel, but it’s still difficult to talk about anything involving a certain character without it sounding like I’m bashing them.
Now, to start, I want to show you all this fanart (source here), which I find fascinating.
(Note: I highly recommend that you check out the rest of this artist’s work. Plenty of great TakuTowa fanart for all lovers of the pairing.)
I am promoting the fanart above because it effectively shows how Taku and Madarame are effective foils of each other. I already made a similar post before about Taku also serving as a good foil to another character (Sakaki). This post is going to be like that one, but this one is explained in greater detail; though both posts have the same goal: to compare and contrast.
Of course, be warned of the following:
Before you read any further, there will be spoilers, and I mean plenty of them, so I advise you not to read this if you haven’t completed the visual novel and want to complete it whilst blind.
What you will see under the “Read More” will be long, and I mean really long and possibly incomprehensible with all my rambling, so brace yourselves.
Every narration from the game is rephrased so that it reads in third-person, which is how it’s supposed to read in the original version. This is done to help with maintaining objectivity as I explain and point out things.
If you want to read this in a different platform, the meta is also available for reading on Google docs.
Keep reading
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traumatized dickweeds turn to torturing each other so they can distract from the fact that they both need therapy
#starscream is terrified that he feels kind of getting for thinking de@ththre#@ts at metalhawk#and bumblebee is terrified that he doesnt feel any guilt at all#and only one other bot knows it so the accomplice must be destroyed any gaslighting distactable means possible#' YOU need THERAPY' ' NO yOU NEED THERAPY. ' ' I DONT NEED THERAPY. I JUST FILMED AN AD FOR MENTAL HEALTH AWARENESS'#' fat fuck probably took up 29 cameras to film just you'#' THE TITAN. DIDNT. CHOOSE. YOU'#and then they both say keep yourself safe bcs theyre just so kind#me drawing starscream like an scp : now THIS is secy to me !!!#bee is an scp too they were Made for each other otter#starscream who everyone sees as an scp: everyone screams cries runs away tells to get help#bee: literally just a guy who happens to be a bitch. what happened to having fun and whimsy in this world anymore :\#bee who everyone sees as their lil friend nothing more : uoughhh so cute the smol protecc him omg!!#starscream: he kicked me while i was down & told me he hoped that made me infertile#' hes a fucking little bitch is what he is. im gonna get him pregnant now.' real life starscream quote Real i was maccadam.#maccadam#starscream#bumblebee#tf idw#idw scumbag bee enjoyer#metalhawk#whatever he has like no content anyways ill include him ig#transformers#starbee#the way i made shipart then almost forgot to tag the ship#GUILTY* KIND OF GUILTY* bruh
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Screaming, crying, throwing up, faking my death, moving to a different country, changing my name, my tummy hurts, tears are welling, all over this MAN
#i will always belive that eddie mf diaz needs to be made a mom#get him pregnant he might calm down#hes just so UGG#i love him#hes my favourite boy#buck is gonna make him a MOM#i NEED IT#ITS IN MY BONES#im UNWELL#eddie diaz#omega eddie diaz#911 abc#evan buckley#buddie#911#gay eddie diaz#bottom eddie#bottom eddie diaz
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IM SO OBSESSED IM ACTUALLY SHAKINGGGG
“so…d’ya like it?”
suna rintarō’s eyebrow quirked up as he put down his phone to the sound of the front door closing and your voice, his eyes followed you as you bent down to his level, with him being sat at the loveseat in your living room.
you had gotten “a surprise” for him (according to your text messages). he felt his eyes widen in surprise as you stuck out your tongue jokingly at him— showcasing your brand new tongue piercing.
“wow.”
your eyebrows furrowed as you took a seat next to him on the couch and flicked him on the forehead, much to his dismay.
“really? ‘wow’ is all you’re gonna give me? i thought you’d be more excited about this, babe.” your lips formed into a pout (also much to his dismay) as you turned your head away from him and stood up to find solace in your shared kitchen. his eyes followed you as you did so.
he scoffed. you had such a bratty fucking attitude, a complete contrast to your rough exterior, if you can even call it that. with your arms being nothing but a canvas for the intricate and delicate tattoos permanently etched on your skin and the shiny silvers and golds piercing and decorating your ears (and eyebrow), he would have expected a bit more maturity from you, as fucking beautiful as you are. especially considering his new-found dilemma with your new piercing.
you faced the stove as you heated up some tea, gasping as you felt rintarō’s arms wrap around your stomach and his chin against your shoulder, feeling his breath against your neck, “c’mon baby, i didn’t mean it like that.” you felt utter goosebumps on your skin by hearing his voice, the velvety saccharine sound laced with vocal fry gave you whiplash.
you sucked your teeth, “well you just said wow, even though i thought you’d be more excited, y’know since i got it partially for you…” — you felt him his breath hitch and heard him chuckle lowly, with his fingers tracing shapes at the sides of your stomach.
“baby, please don’t do that. i’m happy you had me in mind but please.” — “i know but i at least expected you to show more reaction. you don’t know how bad i want to use it.”
you bit your lower lip to hide the gasp from leaving your lips, caused by rintarō kissing at your next and feeling his own tongue piercing, the cold metal against your hot skin.
words struggled to come out of your mouth as you felt his hands stray from your waist up to your breasts, as you felt him knead and play with them. you felt your eyes cloud with lust as his kisses along your neck only became more rough and passionate, your breath hitching. your eyes narrowed to the water, reaching its boiling point. you felt rintarō’s hand turn off the stove, spinning your body in front of him.
you looked up at him towering you, his calloused fingers brushing against your soft lips, his face looking solemn, “see you didn’t need to do that because how am i gonna survive if i can’t go long without kissing your lips.”
he led you backwards, pushing away the papers, and be seated onto of the island in front of the stove. his eyes darkened as he smiled lazily, playing with the hair framing your face, “please let me show you how grateful i am that i have you to love me.”
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dedicated to ml @rinsoap <3 (i hope it was okay ty for brainstorming w me 🙂↔️)
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Bruce straight as hell I would've gone crazy
#get me in a room with the mad hatter and one of us is coming out pregnant and it ain't gonna be me!!!#SORRY#i lied im not sorry#im not tagging him on this one this one is for the oomfs
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