#im gonna drop kick someone istg

[beneathsakurashade]

my brother is so annoying its making me want to commit acts of violence alas i will just channel my thoughts into a new oc

[cielcius]

Literally in love with ur content, your hcs make me smile like an idiot aaaaa, specially the shidou as your boyfriend one, made my day istg😭 i was wondering, can i request a few hcs of sae, shidou and gagamaru's reactions to waking up with their fem!s/o next to them being super worried about them because they fainted after a match or something? i think its a wholesome scenario shsjsjsns, thank you! 🙇🏽‍♀️🙇🏽‍♀️💖💖💖

THEY FAINT AFTER A MATCH | HEADCANONS PT. I

includes: itoshi s. & shidou r.

from the writer: awh stop ur making me smile, thank u sweets 🥺 and im sorry, i don't write for gagamaru so i only did sae and shidou but i hope u like it and thank u for requesting :))) have a lovely day/evening!

notes & warnings: fainting, mentions of dehydration, dealing with crowds and the press (shidou), a bit of internal angst and disappointment (sae), potential typos, fainting after a match pt. II

Itoshi Sae:

keep in mind that this has never happened before

there’s no doubt that he’s a great player with even better skill and stamina than most but

there’s always someone better

Sae wasn’t going to let that steer him away after all his hard work though, so after a few tug and pulls of going across the field, he decides to put his all into the game

it’s been a long time since he put his all into a game

even then, he never fully expected that he’d pass out

but he sure as hell is glad that if anyone is gonna be by his side, it’s you

and he could definitely get used to waking up to the sound of your voice, not even thinking about the fact that one minute ago, he was in the midst of an intense game

“Sae?”

literally a puppy when you rub your thumb across his cheek to keep him conscious because he doesn’t even know that he’s leaning into your palm

no thoughts, head empty, only your warmth

“Y/n?”

if you don’t feel something when you watched this man put his hand over yours as he opened his eyes, then i don’t know what to tell you that was hot

he doesn’t remember ever fainting when you recall the event to him but he does get a little angry by the end of your retelling

not at you but at himself for not being able to hold out, or being so weak that he fainted

“Sae,” He looks up at you. “i’m so proud of you. you shot the winning goal.”

the wide grin and pure joy displayed in your features dampens his frustration and eventually dissolves it

pride is all he knows now—and you, of course

but like.. he’s also just woke up not too long ago and is still half asleep so he just says

“really?” as if it’s the least likely thing to ever happen 💀

admittedly, it’s pretty cute—and he’s very cute—so you brush it off with a laugh before pressing a quick peck to his cheek

“mhm, because you’re one of the best, Sae Itoshi.”

and never in his life has this man turned red so much before in the span of five seconds

Shidou:

fully remembers exactly when and how he passed out before you can even explain it to him

he’s not phased by it in the slightest, he’s actually more curious because he was in the middle of kicking for a score

“i got it right? right.” >:)

nobody is allowed to tell him that he ended up not scoring the goal

cause everybody was too distracted with the fact that he passed out and the goalie blocked it

plays damsel in distress when he sees you

“Y/nnn, are you gonna kiss me better?”

“they said you’re fine, you’re just dry.”

he was dehydrated

there was some scolding and bantering between you two

but nothing heavy as he left with a defeated smack to the back of his head

"fine, i promise i'll drink more water, mom." don't drop the smile, the cameras are still rolling

though there were no bone-crushing injuries, he did fall really hard onto his back

so like the good partner you are, you spent some time massaging him

he actually gets really quiet for once

it's almost satisfying to see the way his muscles relax after a long game like this one

it's almost nice the way you revel in each other's presence...

he fell asleep...

even though you could wake him up, it was a long and tiring game

and he wouldn't be your boyfriend if you didn't have some type of soft spot for him

leaving him in the slightly dimmed room with a blanket draped over and tucked to his chin, you go out to handle the crowd of reporters and cameras

the manager had offered to take care of the crowd themselves but in the spur of the moment, you turned them down

but here's the catch... you've never addressed to them as shidou's formal s/o... or addressed them at all for that matter

so there was the initial, "what's it like dating him?"

"how long has your relationship been going on for?"

"how did the two of you meet?"

so you had to wait at least ten minutes for the initial shock to go down before explaining what happened to the crowd and then you literally dipped to go back to shidou

"hey, where'd you go?" hehe sleepy shidou

"nowhere, oh and everybody knows we're dating."

he almost goes back to sleep until he hears the last part and shoots to sit up in his cot

of course like any sane person, he has no reason to be ashamed of dating you

but he also knew that the world of fame also came with press that kept pressing until they got every detail of your life

and like the loving boyfriend he is, he really didn't want you to be exposed to that side of the world

"it's fine, Ryu. we won't let them get to us, right?"

and when you kissed to his forehead as he brought you into his arms, he knew you were right

[angelthebedsheet]

Ok but like imagine a 6’8 black girl walking into karasuno gym while the in practice.

a/n: oooh alr this gonna be a headcannon

lets get it!

okay so ms girl you have some backstory.... some LORE

you used to be apart of the third year gang before you had to transfer schools

the boys + kiyoko really missed you yk?

so today you finally came back to karasuno

esp asahi bc you were his home girl

you already knew your way around and saw some of your old classmates from year one

now baby you are a tall girl

like taller than asahi girl

ya legs were lookin real beautiful

now you were on your way to suprise your babies

you knocked on that gym door and suga peeks his head out like

“hello? who is i— MY BABYLOVE!”

this nigga screamed that shit so loud the third years were ALERTED

there’s only one babylove and thats YOU honey

suga damn near jumps you

like he hasnt seen you in so LONG

“i missed you suga! im back for good now!”

“missed you too!! thats amazing!! also. WHY DIDNT YO ASS VISIT ME EARLIER? I HAVENT SEEN YOU SINCE SUMMER LAST FUCKIN YEAR.”

sugamama’s out and he got your ear.

now kiyoko heard ya voice and that girl was zooming

suga and kiyoko pull you into the gym

second years and first years went

DAMNNNNNNN

asahi ran over there and tackled you in a big ass hug

now there’s a doggy pile of third years

and the rest have never been so confused

they havent even gotten a good look at you bc you got JUMPED by the third years

they deadass dropped their shit to get to you

“babylove its been so long!!” - kiyoko

this alr made nishi and tanaka go like 🤨🕶🤏🏽

like “whom?”

how you managed to avoid them is beyond me but girl you got your ways even tho yous a big bitch

kageyama deadass dont really care that much bc volleyball why tf this rando just bust up in here and take the third years....

n e ways

eventually they pull you up

they’re like DAMNNNNN again

bc GIRL YOU TALL TALL

like you can actually give asahi a forehead kiss

(which you have bc aint no damn way if i was in the third year gang i wouldnt give them affection poor baby prolly touch starved)

nishinoya and tanaka’s simp reflexes have kicked in they are def about to say some lightskin ass shit

daichi’s alr on defense

“ahnt ahnt let me introduce her. COACH UKAI can we take a min to introduce her?”

“...fine whatever just dont take too long”

“alr bet”

(i hc daichi, tanaka, and asahi got that negro in em so if you dont like that then suck my dick and you may think bc i am a woman i dont have one but i have a pink di—)

they introduce you

“this is l/n y/n. she was a first year manager with kiyoko until she had to transfer but now she’s back!” goodlooks suga

“any questions?”

“how are you so tall?” hinata

“ask another dumb question like that and i swear to GOD hinata.” sugamama

“can you play volleyball?” kageyama

“yeah i can. i play with ushijima”

I BEG YOUR DAMN PARDON?

USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI??? THE MAN WITH THE POWERFUL SERVE???

“what 😀” asahi

“can SHE PLAY WITH US????” - hinata

tsukishima cant even talk shit bc you really could rock his ass

he gotta look up at you he dont want no smoke lmaoaoao

they were just hounding you with questions now and suga a lil peeved bc damn yall cant pay attention in class and ask all these questions but as soon as our babylove comes in yall suddenly got shit to say? 🚶🏽‍♂️

“she’s hot, tall and plays volleyball? i mean shit l/n senpai...” - nishinoya’s thirsty ass

“ahnt I THINK THE FUCK NOT?” - daichi

oop

during this kiyoko just pulls you to the bench so you can just chat with da girlz

aka her and yachi

yachi fumbling and stumbling

like mamas you lookin real scrum-dilly-ious

“i-im yachi hitoka! nice to meet you senpai”

you’ve already adopted her

“i love you now. kiyoko can i take her in”

“she isnt a stray animal babylove.”

yachi’s a lil like???? yall got a poly thang happenin? is this whats going on?

you saw the confusion in her eyes

“they call me babylove since i used to act like like a lovin mother to em and i had a baby face”

(i suffer from baby face syndrome and istg if someone says i look like a lil kid one more time i’m gonna pop off like the fourth of july fym i look like a lil kid bitCH GET OUTTA MY FA— lemme stop being so aggressive in these)

“ooooh”

now we all know nishinoya is DOWN with the melanin.... and you sittin with the gorls lookin all... tasteful and melaninated.

is melaninated a word? i dont know but i will continue to use it even if it isnt

now he suddenly sitting beside you

“hey mamas”

excuse me? i beg your pardon?

“uh hello?”

stage 1 complete he’s now your simp lmao

“you’re beautiful”

“nishinoya if you dont get yo clown ass the FUCK up over here” daichi’s black ass and sugamama

“dAMN I CANT DO SHIT IN THIS FAMILY”

yeah they missed you and you def played volleyball

they made the mistake of letting you play on the team with daichi, suga, and asahi

you bodied they asses

even coach ukai had to hold in that snicker

you damn near beheaded hinata with that spike

that boy hit a note so high ms. ariana grande was given a run for her money

“YESSIRRRRRR” - you

the slangs are out and kageyama has never been so confused

static? bum ass bitch? tf that shit mean

(ny slang be confusing me too homie its alright)

yall right after they lost

but yeah eventually the first years warmed up to you

as soon as you affectionately patted kageyama’s head he was done for

that boy is ✨t o u c h s t a r v e d ✨

you fussed over yama and tsukki and they were sold

yama bc you were really sweet

tsuki? same reason but he aint telling you he said “im taking that shit to the fucking GRAVE”

das all bc baby im blanking out and i’m doing stupid like kaminari after he short circuits

[curly-bangtan]

30🆘33🆘34 AAAAAAAAAAAAA 🥳🥳🥳🥳

#30: “you’re secretly so soft, don’t even deny it.”

#33: “let me kiss your pouty lips.”

#34: “okay that’s it, you’re definitely my soulmate.”

A/N: @taexxxiiaa means with Heatwave!Taehyung loll she got too excited…! Any fic member drabbles are non-canon so this could have happened in the Heatwave world but only hypothetically/possibly!!

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“Fuck.” Taehyung looks at his phone screen as it lights up so blindingly bright after plugging it into the charger. “Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. FUCK!”

[23 unread message]

-23:01-

Roommate hoe: yo wya

-23:05-

Roommate hoe: y u always late

Roommate hoe: u better be on ur way

-23:14-

Roommate hoe: bitch where r u

-23:16-

Roommate hoe: kim taehyung

Roommate hoe: taehyung kim

Roommate hoe: hyung kim tae

-23:17-

Roommate hoe: can u at least reply

-23:19-

Roommate hoe: im getting so pissy

-23:20-

Roommate hoe: n cold

-23:29-

Roommate hoe: where the fuck r u

-23:31-

Roommate hoe: u better not be dead in a ditch somewhere or i killu

-23:33-

Roommate hoe: answer ur phone

-23:45-

Roommate hoe: 45 mins late

Roommate hoe: no sex for u tonight

Roommate hoe: i’m rly mad @ u

Roommate hoe: i’m sleeping with someone else tn

-23:49-

Roommate hoe: istg if u forgot our anniversary

-23:50-

Roommate hoe: is ur phone dead again

-00:00-

Roommate hoe: 1 hour

Roommate hoe: i’m rly fucking mad right now.

Roommate hoe: TAEHYUGN

Roommate hoe: u r dead to me.

[8 miss calls from Roommate hoe]

Taehyung is scared for his life. And then he hears the keys rattle at the front door and his heart drops ten storeys more from the purgatory it had already fallen to. He has never experienced fear like the fear of your wrath, fiery as dragon’s breath and as potent as the venom of a scorpion. He chucks his phone onto his bed, anchored by the charger wire to the wall. And he quietly, cautiously, creeps out from his room.

Okay, you look really fuck hot. In your skin tight leather pants and black mesh top that allows some skin to peak through.

If it wasn’t for the pure rage carved onto your face like you’re some Halloween mask, he would pounce over like a wolf and fuck you on the couch. Except you’re practically breathing out fire through your nose, absolutely seething, arms crossed at the sight of him.

“M-My died phon- My phone died.” He stutters out like a poor kindergarten boy explaining to his teacher that he’d left his homework at home but he promises he did it.

“How. Many. Times. Did. I. Tell. You. To. Pack. Your. Charger. In. Your. Fucking. Bag.” You grit each syllable out so hard that your jaw almost hurts. Gulping, Taehyung watches you shake your heels off and kick them away harder than you need to.

“I’m so so so sorry I forgot, Y/N. I got so carried away at the library, it just completely slipped my mind.” It’s extremely brave of him, you have to say, for him to take those long strides towards you.

“You forgot? We literally were texting about it this afternoon! How the fuck can you forget? It’s our friendship anniversary! We do this ever fucking year!” Taehyung flinches as your volume raises. You almost regret it. But then you remember how fucking cold and embarrassed you were, waiting outside for a whole hour for his dumb ass to show up.

Every year, the two of you like to celebrate the night you had first met at the club. It’s a tradition for you to go to this club together and have a blast of a night, just the two of you, no inviting other friends, no sleeping with anyone else, and then end it with chicken and beer at the local 24hr Korean fried chicken place. It’s tradition!

And because Taehyung just so happen to have coursework due at midnight tonight, he had spent the whole day at the library rushing his project and promised to meet you there. It wasn’t like the thought hadn’t crossed your mind that he would be late; you had had an inkling that he would somehow goof it up and maybe show up 20 minutes past 11 or something. But you didn’t know that he would forget about it entirely.

Fucking ouch.

“Hey, I’m really honestly so tremendously awfully,” he inhales, “extremely terribly immensely appallingly very very sorry. I’m sorry. I fucked up and I have no excuse.”

You stare at him, hand gripping the plastic bag containing something that he doesn’t deserve but you got for him anyway. Fuck the frown lines you’re going to get, you’re gonna frown as much as you fucking can at him. He’s got those wide apologetic puppy eyes, trying to convey his genuine contrite and guilt.

Fuck his stupid puppy eyes.

“Okay. Good night.” You heedlessly toss the bag at him, watching him fumble to catch it in surprise as you walk past him to you room, purposely not making any more eye contact.

To your relief but also annoyance, he’s too busy revealing the contents of the bag to chase after your heel. You don’t slam your door, but you do shut it loud enough to convey how much you’re fuming.

God, you feel like an idiot.

You were just standing there in front of the club, waiting for an hour. So many people you know walked by as well, asking you how come you’re not going in yet. You should have just went in with them.

Taehyung is infuriating sometimes. On good days, he’s cute and ditsy, on bad days, he’s clumsy, incapable, forgetful, careless, unreliable and absent-minded. It really is as if you’re his mother sometimes.

Disgruntled, you flop onto your bed face first, mentally swearing your stupid roommate in six different languages. Then comes the timid knock on the door you were expecting. You ignore it. You hear his muffled throat-clearing, “Y/N… Can I come in?”

You want to ignore him. You want to ignore him so badly. But there’s just something about his boyish innocence that has his claws embedded into you. You sigh, cursing your soft spot for him, and go to open the door.

“Wh-“

You’re silenced when he enshrouds you in his embrace, his honey scent permeating into your mind and making you unable to resist sinking into him. You give yourself credit for being able to not reciprocate the hug. But as he walks you back into your room into your bed, your head buried in his shoulder, his hands clutching your back the way he holds his teddy bear Kimchi when he sleeps, your own arms are itching to circle his neck. The plastic bag dangles from his elbow, swinging at your every step back

With his weight on top of you, you fall onto the mattress. Or more like he forces you to fall onto the mattress, his body propped up over you by his two arms on either side of your face.

“I’m so sorry.”

You refuse to look at him.

“You got me chicken and beer on your way home?” The noisy crinkle of the plastic bag as he takes out the takeaway you had bought for him despite being absolutely livid is vexing.

You should’ve just consumed it all yourself. Why did you even get it for him?

“Yeah, figured you’d forget to eat since you were at the library all day. Plus, unlike some people, I don’t forget our annual friendship traditions.” Grumbling, you fix your eyes on him, determined to coax more guilt from him. Yet instead, it backfires because you feel a warmth in your chest, urging you to forgive him.

“Fuck. Okay, that’s it, you’re definitely my soulmate.” He is cursing at himself in his head, you can tell. As he pushes his hair out of his face in frustration, you want to kiss him stupid. The fuck is wrong with you?

“Ha. Don’t call me your soulmate if you can’t even remember our anniversary.” Puckering your bottom lip out at him, you say. “I’ll kick you in the balls if you don’t get off me.”

Taehyung laughs. It’s a sound that threatens to dissolve your anger, a smile queuing impatiently at your lips. Don’t break. “You wouldn’t. You just went all the way to to get me fried chicken and beer even after I stood you up on our anniversary. You’re secretly so soft, don’t even deny it.”

“Shut it, dickface.” You attempt to roll away from under him but he cages you between his arms. “Look how you take advantage of my kindness towards you. You don’t deserve me.”

“I knowwww I don’t deserve you. I will do all the grovelling for as long as you want me. I’ll do laundry for the rest of the month. I’ll wash the dishes every time. I’ll buy you bubble tea any time you want me to. Pleaseeeee.” Whining, he squeezes your cheeks between his two unholy massive palms and nuzzles into your neck.

Ugh, you’re so sick of him. He’s impossible.

“Firstly, the last time you did laundry, you stained all our white clothes pink.” You yank him by his hair off your neck. “Secondly, I don’t trust you with the dishes because you’ve already broken my favourite mug. And third, no take backs on the bubble tea.”

He smiles at you sheepishly. He knows how incompetent he is, how he is honestly a twenty-something year old toddler. A man child.

When he doesn’t say anything, plainly staring at you with his cheeks risen so high from his smile, you finally give in and giggle.

God, why is your roommate so annoying?

“Haha! Got you! You can’t stay mad at me.” Taehyung shakes you by the head triumphantly like a baby playing, borderline trying to decapitate, his doll.

“Let go! I’m getting whiplash!” The laughter sputters out of you traitorously.

“Let me kiss your pouty lips then.”

You hate that you let him, and you hate how just like that, you’re not mad at your best friend anymore. As he kisses you so softly and apologetically, you melt into him, forgetting how rudely you were cursing him an hour ago.

Later, you two eat the Korean fried chicken and drink the cans of beer on your bed, reminiscing about your early days after initially moving in together, laughing at all those weird awkward encounters.

It’s your friendship anniversary, so you don’t have sex tonight. But ironically you can’t stop kissing as he cuddles you to sleep.

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05/11/2019

© Copyright 2019

[sexymochifluffbunny]

HOW TO BE THAT DOG

"eeuungggg"

"Well Good morning..." I heard a soft voice and felt a very comfortable hands rubbing my back that almost make me sleep again, i open my eyes to see who am i gonna kill that disturb me with my beauty rest!!!

"Ohhh!!! puppy dont be surprised... come here... Its okay" What i saw widened my eye, Oh lord am i in heaven? Why am i seeing him?!!! I look around and ITS NOT MY ROOM!!!! WHERE I AM...??!!!

"Puppy.. Dont be like that, come play with me" He said.... and started to rub my back again, i flinched but its so comfortable...Then it click me... PUPPY???!!!! I look at him again and put my hands in front of me... or should i say paws...

"Arft.." Shooot what is happening to me!!!!!! I cant speak and all i can hear is his voice and a dog sound... No No No... I went down from a very comfortable bed and went to the nearest mirror i can find....

"Arftt.. Arrftt" What i saw was a dog that look like a stuff toy, a big fat ass DOG!!!! I look down and lay myself on the floor.. what am i gonna do now...

"hayyyy...How to be that Dog..."

No!!!! I became a Dog because of that its ridiculous!!!! I was just watching a particular video and wished to be that Dog!!! and here i am now HIS DOG!!!! I felt a hand pick me up and cuddle me. Oh Lord, kill me his cuddling me!!! Wait he doesnt know me so maybe i can enjoy this...I snuggle to him and he smiled his FREAKING EYESMILE!!!! He look at me and pick me up again to look at me again and leaning closer!!! OMFG HES GONNA KISS ME!!!! PARK JIMIN WILL KISS ME!!!! OHHH LORD!!! THIS IS IT THIS IS IT!!!!

"Jimin!! Rapmon hyung wants to talk to us!!" KimFuckingTaehyung!!!! Jimin Sighed and cradle me like a baby, then kiss my head... FucK!!! Sorry bish your oppa just kiss and hug me!!! We went outside his room and as i look around, i saw all the members and a dog. Thats Min Holly. Jimin sit down and put me in his lap, petting me... I was looking at the dog and she was looking at me too. Out of nowhere i was pick by a big hands and play with my face... I tried my best to run and go back to Jimin but he still erasing my face!!! When he stop he pick me and wiggle me!! Then i look at him. JEON JUNGKOOK!!!!! IS SMILING AT ME!!!! OHHH LORD!!!! IF THIS WAS A DREAM DONT WAKE ME UP!!!! IMMA GO STAY AS A DOG JUST TO BE WITH BTS!!!

When Jungkook put me down, i started to look around their dorm and they have a big dorm huh. They are having a meeting that i dont want to know maybe about a new song or something. I was about to go back to them when the dog kick me her play bone. I look at her no glare. This Min Holly is like his Dad!!! ugghhh.. The dog walks towards me and tilt her head...

"Hi!!!" Its shocked me, fuck she can speak???!!! Is this real or im just crazy just like what i look now.

"You can speak to me?" I asked and look at the humans they seemed focus on what they are talking about.

"Dont worry they cant hear us... Well they can hear us but like a real Dog do. So how did you came here? I mean Jimin bring you home yesterday and said he bought you. At first i thought your an ordinary dog but when i check on you, i know your different. Oh by the way.. Im Min Yoongi's precious dog call me Holly im staying with him for years."

"Ohhhh..Actually ahmnnn I dont know how i became like this.. The last thing i can remember is im watching Jimin's Video before i fell asleep wishing that i can be the dog in that video so yeah.. when i woke up... He is there in front of me. Im Y/N"

"Well thats weird... Im a Dog since i was born and Yoongi adopt me from a Shop. So youre a Human that turned into a Dog?! How are you gonna comeback on your human body?"

"I dont know"

"Holly-ah.... I see you have some friend here huh.. Hello fat puppy" Yoongi said picking up his holly and kissing her. Gross but yeah... Its his Dog... I look around and its already dark??? What? All i remember is talking and plating with holly and with BTS for a bit.

"Its weird though..." Jin asked, then i felt someone pick me up to and i look at him and jump out of him...

"Ahhahah Tae she doesnt want you!!!! Come here puppy!!" Jimin said, hell yeah Tae.. you jerk Im not gonna forgive you on what you did earlier.

"What do you mean weird by the way hyung?"

"Yeah.. Min Holly is a chick dog like his dad, But as we can see, they are like friends or something" Jin said as i went back to Jimin..he smiled again and kiss my head!!! Dude on my LIPS!!!! UUUGGHHH...

"Well its good that Jimin's fat dog is friend with my holly or im gonna kick that fat ass dog out of here!" Min Yoongi!!!!!

"Hyung!!! Jimin's dog is cute and fluffy... Dont be like that.. I wonder if she will be friend with our own pets too.." Jhope said..

"Dont worry she is a good girl..... Lets go to sleep now baby...Good night" Jimin said and cuddle me. Ahhhh this is so comfortable, i dont want to get back to my human body of i can have Jimin this close to myself. This day is tiring and this 6 idiots keeps on playing with me, cuddling me.. wiggling me.. Uggghhh MIN YOOONGI EVEN ASK ME TO HAVE A MATCH BET. HIS HOLLY ON BONE FETCHING LIKE DUH!!!!... I can feel Jimin's breath on the back of my neck and i fell asleep.

"Excuse me???!!! Miss???!!"

"euungggg..What????"

"Ahhh, Im sorry but if Ms.Lim see you sleeping shes goona drop you out of her class. And thats my seat by the way" I strech a bit and felt that my neck hurts. Shoockkksss its hurt too much... I open my eyes and saw alot of people staring at me no glaring at me, a white board, teachers table and a room that looks like a class room.. WAIT WHAT??!!! I stood up and open my eyes more... What is happening... I look at the person in front of me... SSHHHOOTTTT

"P-Park Jimin!!!" he chukkles. OMFG kill me.

"Yeah i am, you are so cute are you a transferee?" He asked... wait.. is this real.. there is one thing to know, i pinched my cheeks...

"Oooowwweeee" It hurts!!! and i hear Jimin Chukkles again...So i look down pouting..... The Cat thing was a dream... Then i remember... This is my school.. Jimin will be my classmate? Fuck.

"Still sleeping? I can Pinch you if you want?!" He said, taking the seat beside me.. loorrddd help me... Parkfreaking175cmJimin is beside me smiling.

"Name?" He asked. ohhh right..

"Y/N" I said looking down.. He smiled and take my hand and shake it with his... FuckFuckFuckFuck!!! Bish.. Im holding his hand!!!!

"Nice to meet you Y/N, if you need anything you can ask for my help, although im not always around.. OOHHHH You can be my partner for the song project!!!" He said and all heads turn to him also me. WHAT!!!! I can hear, lot of curse given to me... ugghhh

"So... Y/N will you accept, that was by partner but since im not always around i dont have any.. Please..." He said.. I look at our classmates and they are glaring at me like shooting daggers at me or even burying me alive in their minds. Then i felt something poking my cheeks... I look at it and Jimin... JIMIN IS SO CLOSE TO ME!!!! KILL ME!!!!

"So??" He asked. Shoott Help me God, im going to take this offer and enjoy this for the rest of my life.

"Yeah...I Accept" I said smiling.. He smiled too... His freaking eyesmile...

At lunch break, Jimin went back to his schedule he just had a few class in this school and were classmates on all of those class. DESTINY!!! Im enjoying this too much, not minding the humors i heard. Ugghh istg they should stop. Im Enjoying my lunch when my phone rang..

"What is it haroo?"

"You Ass!!! I had a dream!!!!"

"What?"

"Im Min Holly!!! and Yoongi is cuddling me and Kissing me!!!!" i choke on my drink and almost wet the student in front of me...Well Sh*t seems like it was a damn good dream.

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Hello!!! :)

I saw BTS RUN PREVIEWS SOOOOOO.....

😇💙🐕🐶

[chittapornswife]

NCT Dream School-Mate Behind the Scenes

PD: Alright, that was excellent kids! You all can have a 10 min break!

Jeno: *drops his smile & pulls out his phone*

Haechan: *takes a deep breath* how many times. how many TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL UR CHINESE ‘HI IM CHENLE HE HE’ ASS TO STFU AND LET ME SPEAK. YALL AINT SHIT WITHOUT ME.

Jisung: *rolls eyes* here we go again....

Chenle: *smiles & says somethin in chinese*

Haechan: bitch what tf did u just say to me????

Renjun: he called u a no good attention seeking cunt that needs to back off before he buys your family & sm

Mark: y'all can u keep it quiet over there? i’m tryna practice for high school rapper

Haechan: boy shut yo ass up no one was talking to you go practice in a washroom stall

Jaemin: *pops out with a smile and some popcorn* hEy guys!!!!! How’s my fav team members doing???

Haechan: *fixes hair* um hello, can someone tell this unknown nugu hoe to get outta here?? 

Jaemin: Haechan. it’s me.

Haechan: sorry i don’t talk to strangers bye. *stands up* SECURITY WHERE TF ARE U?????

Jaemin: thats a really funny joke but seriously stop Donghyuck, I was just gonna ask if anyone wanted to watch Finding Dory with me?

Haechan: *whispers* this bitch even knows my real name. *shrieks* SECURITY IM GONNA HAVE YALLS ASSES SUED IF YALL DONT POP OUT RIGHTNOW ISTG

Jaemin: Mark cmon u remember me right???

Mark: *smiles* sorry if your a fan you’re gonna have to stay outside, this is against company policy. I can give u half-off at our next fanmeet if you’d like?

Haechan: mARK GETCHO RAMEN BLEACHED ASS FALLIN APART HAIR AWAY FROM THAT DISEASE INFESTED CHILD.

Jaemin: w o w. y'all really gonna play me like that huh?

Chenle: Hi! i’m chenle! he he! You look like this hyung I know but he’s kinda injured right now and needs rest so you couldn’t possibly be him!

Renjun: *says something aggressively in chinese to chenle*

Jaemin: ????

Renjun: *nervously smiles* ha hah um if you’d like to contact us please talk to our manager over there...

Jaemin: *turns around*

Renjun: *knocks him out with a roundhouse kick*

Haechan: finally, thank u renjim, he was really gettin on my nerves

Jeno: *looks up* guys u do realize that was Jaemin who was part of our Chewing Gum promotions right???

Haechan: Jeno go back to looking up turtle porn, no one called on ur ass boo

Chenle: Hi! I’m Chenle! he he! I’m Nct dream’s main vocalist!

Renjun: shut up before haechan whoops ur ass to china

Haechan: it don't matter ramjam, after all i’m the one carrying this group as USUAL, his hoeass can spout whatever nonsense he wants to. BECAUSE I WON THE FIRST AWARD FOR NCT. ME LEE DONGHYUCK. y'all can roll in mud and eat shit for all i care 

Mark: *throws table* i TOLD YALL TO SHUT THE FUCK UP BUT YALL TRICKASS BABY SHITS CANT EVEN DO THAT FOR FIVE BLOODY SECONDS!!!!!!!!!

Haechan: lol ok who got his spongebob panties in a twist? 

Mark: DONGHYUCK ILL NUTKICK U TO PLUTO AND BACK JUST TALK ONE MORE TIME AND CHENLE DON’T EVEN THINK BOUT INTRODUCING UR CHINGCHONG HEHE ASS AND RENJUN TALK SHIT IN CHINESE& ILL SUE YOU. JISUNG UR A FCUKING CUNT BECAUSE U JUST SIT THERE WHEN WE ALL KNOW U DO SATANIC RITUALS TO GUIDE US TO HELL AND JENO- JENO...... u alright tbh

PD: alright boys! we’re on in 5!-

*makeup & hair staff sprint in and fix the boys*

PD: 4!

Jisung: *mutters some satan verses*

PD: 3!

Renjun: *drags Jaemin and shoves him in a locker*

PD: 2!

Haechan: *cracks neck and mutters repeatedly* you’re the queen, everyone else is a peasant

PD: 1! Start!

Nct dream: *smile and does cute stuff*

*Jaemin’s body falls out of the locker*

Renjun: ................ shit