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i made this with my hands and im going to fill it with dirt and veggies in that order
#im gonna become a farmer#give me one year#im so serious right meow#also if u eat any kale in a salad at holiday on shady lane in austin texas i picked it that was me#no but srsly new career path is becoming a farmer
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One wedding and three funerals
Background paintings under the cut
#tomgreg#succession#tom wambsgans#greg hirsch#shiv roy#roman roy#kendall roy#yeah no im not tagging everyone thats too much#this is me going 'how much implications themes and symbolism can i fit in one painting'#yes i gave rose shivs haircolor. if we ever find out how she looks like and its not like this im just gonna pass away i guess#but yeah i hope yall connect the dots#i put waaay too much thought and work into this. i was googling pictures of all the actors as kids just for reference (sigh)#honestly kinda wanted to make tom and greg link pinkies as like. a pinkie promise. but that was too hard to draw in this angle#at least not without obstructing the view of the ring which is important to see so ya#my fave is actually the tomshiv wedding pic i went off with that. i love them... they should have run away to become sheep farmers fr fr#anyway im so glad im done with this UGH!! finally i can draw smth else without being like oh noooo i need to finish this#i see a lot of you wondering why there is no portrait of logan but one of ewan#it's bc the placement of the painting represent their standing. logans portray would not hang next to the stairs#his present portrait hangs at the end of it. all the way up at the top. alone and withering away#basically the picture you see underneath ewan to the right? its where toms parents would be. the right side of the wall is tom and gregs#and the left one is the roy siblings theirs. since they grew up rich rich. and tom and greg didn't#but ya thats why ewan hangs here and logan does not :)
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guys im gonna be honest stardew valley has taken over my life. i walked outside yesterday when it was raining and i said OUT LOUD "oh score i dont have to water my crops today".
anyways im a year into my save and ive already gotten married. i will take no criticism shanes the best bachelor i married him SO fast i love my stupid chicken obbsessed man
#PUT ME DOWN#YALL DONT UNDERSTAND I SAID I WAS DEFROSTING#I DIDNT REALIZE I WAS GONNA DEFROST BACK INTO MY COUNTRY PHASE.#THR FLANNELS AND OVERALLS HAVE CAME OUT.#IM BECOMING THE FARMER IRL SEND HELP#anyways awesome game 10/10#my mental health has never been worse but it keeps the parasites happy#stardew valley
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Guys I had such a genuinely good day and went to the farmers market with my friend.. & when I tell you the way my brain wants to become a whole new girl is INSANE
#like roommates leave town & it’s just my bf n I and I got a bunch of stuff at the grocery store and farmers market#& suddenly im romatizing life over some good bread I found#lmfao#also the way ed me wants to become the perfect girl now like honey baby darling … chill?#I know that depression is gonna hit when everyone’s back though…plus haven’t taken some of my meds in a few days 😳
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hiii pookie I LOVED your hybrid post like it got me foaming from the mouth ngl 🫶 you're so talented!!
If you're into it, can we get cowhybrid! reader and Farmer!Gojo specifically please and thank you? I need to see the reader all needy and desperate and Gojo being the only one who can truly give her release and and what she truly needs (feel free to remix or add anyone/anything that you please)
If you're not into it, please ignore this ask instead of refusing because I get embarrassed hihi🎀🫶 anyways mwah mwah love u take care pookie

ANOTHER TRY?
Notes: THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENTS IM GLAD YOU ENJOYED MY WORK!!! and to the second ask I’m very happy you requested that bull!hybrid work lLOVEDDD WORKING ON IT!! You guys are so creative I need to eat ur brain!!! THIS IS FOR ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN ASKING FOR A PT2 I SEE YOU GUYS!!! (IF UR READING THIS TO MY OTHER INBOX OFC YOU CAN BE 🪬 ANON!!)
Pairings: CowHybrid!Reader x Farmer!Gojo
Warnings: Lactation + big!boobedReader + implied chubby!reader + nipplesucking + grinding + mean!Satoru + pussy!slapping + teasing.
Gojo has spoiled you for far too long it makes his blood boil and temples wrinkle when you continue to go see Toji and Suguru, it becomes a habit for you to come back in the early mornings after having a night of “fun.”
Confronting said men proved to be so fucking useless, they just laughed in his face when he said he’d kick both of them to the curb should they continue to corrupt you.
“You need us Satoru, why are you allowed to have your nightly routines but she cant? It was gonna happen eventually.” Tojis face was decorated with a fat sneer, all those times he tried to make sure you stayed as far as possible were all for naught, it’s hilarious seeing him seething behind a cool facade.
“Never knew what Toji seen in the woman but now I completely understand his point.” Suguru yelled from where he was transporting some wood.
Talking to them proved to be useless, as a little payback he made them clean the shed from top to bottom.
Trudging back to the main house in his thick boots Satoru comes to face you relaxing on the couch without a damn care in the world.
Why is he trying to get them to be on his level when he should be punishing you, you’re the one who didn’t listen, you’re the one sneaking out every night. He doesn’t know why he feels this hold on you, you’re such a beautiful girl that he can’t help but keep you in this small bubble.
When your eyes land on him you don’t say any kind of greeting, simply ignoring his presence for the movie on the huge ass tv he bought for you and eating the expensive food he bought for you.
You look extremely good right now, your fat boobs not swollen, but your pretty lips are. Satoru won’t say it but his pants tighten at the thought of what they do to you.
He needs you right now, he’ll make it up to you as much as he can.
He approaches you calmly and collected, sitting down at the edge of the couch where your legs are propped up, you still don’t acknowledge him. His trained hands start circling on your soft supple skin, you surprisingly don’t push him away. You give Satoru an inch he’ll take a mile.
He starts groping your thighs, the pudgy things hold within the creases of his hand. He pushes your thighs apart and gets a good look at your panties: you always choose to walk around the house like this.
They’re extra tight the way they emphasize your fat pussy, the groan that slips from his lips aren’t-something he tries to hold back, he needs you to know how much he wants you, especially wants you all to himself.
The rise and fall of your chest makes you look so cute, why are you so shy all of a sudden? You’re averting your eyes as well.
Satoru starts teasing your clothed folds, dragging his thick finger up and down, he pushes extra hard on your clit eliciting a small moan from you. He continues this for a little, he needs you wet to take him properly.
He peels off your soddened panties and positions himself above you, finally face to face with you. Your boobs are the first thing he attacks, pulling on your shirt and letting them spill out, the little droplets of milk call to him. He’s grabbing one and putting it into his mouth: he loves your taste so sweet like honey as it cascades down his throat so smoothly.
“Nghm… Toru..” finally you’ve decided to grace him with your sultry voice.
He bites down a little on your nipple making you jump away. He reels you right back in and sucks even harsher, there’s barely any milk left but he’s going to make sure he gets his full.
“Toru.” You call his name so panicked and yet you’re grinding against his fully hard cock. He’s so desperate in the moment that he unbuckles his belt and lets his cock bob free.
His fat tip prods agaisnt your folds, messing with your sticky wetness, he smears it on his tip even grinding down on your clit, but he doesn’t put it in, you don’t deserve that.
He teases you, pretending he’s going to give you what you want just to take it all away.
“Please…” a harsh and loud smack is delivered straight to your clit, you yelp and buckle your legs closed.
“Shirt, take your shirt off.” He commands, of course you’re gonna listen, Satoru has never taken that tone with you.
Your boobs now freely spill for him to gaze at. He spreads your legs back open.
“I’m gonna give you ten slaps, close your legs for even one I’m restarting. Understood?” You nod and your ears move along with it. He likes this look on your face: confusion, arousal and a little bit of fear.
On the first slap you make the mistake of shutting your legs closed: completely an accident but he’s having none of it, he hits your little clit again and again.
“Ahn..” you’re still so fucking wet by the sixth slap, creating a nasty mess that drips to your ass. Gojo’s cock is still throbbing, he jerks himself off, smearing his pre all over.
By the tenth slap you’re gone, completely dazed and only able to whine outloud, he decides that you’ve had enough with the tears that sit on your eye line. He pushes your legs back and lines his weeping tip. The feeling of sliding into your sopping wet cunt is better than any pussy he’s ever had.
His strokes against you are fast even though he should be letting you adjust, the sounds of skin against skin meeting each other is downright lewd.
He tells you to rub your nipples, it adds so much more stimulation that you can’t find it in you to hate it.
His cock drags agaisnt your walls over and over, till you can’t feel anything but the sensitivity of your nipples and the twitching of his fat cock.
He fucks you like that all night, even when you’re meant to meet Toji and Suguru, you can’t stop creaming around farmer Gojos length and nor do you want to.
#🪬 AnonZ#zsworks#fem reader#gojo x reader#jjk x reader#gojo smut#gojo x female reader#gojo satoru x reader#jujutsu gojo#cowhybrid!reader#cow hybrid#hybrid reader#jjk gojo#gojou satoru x reader#gojo satoru#gojo x you#satoru x female reader#satoru gojō x reader#satoru x reader#satoru x you#gojo saturo#satoru smut#satoru jjk#jjk satoru#jjk x fem!reader#jjk x hybrid reader#jjk smut
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how can u say bull hoon like i’m in a crisis now. just thinking about beefy hoon being brought into a new farm and immediately becoming obsessed with the sweet little farmhand who’s in charge of collecting his seed. everyone’s always talking about how impeccable the quality of his seed is and how they’re gonna have to have him breed with the cow girls. but why would hoon go near those girls when he can just dump his load into his pretty little farmer and make her carry his calf :( just thinking about her all round and swollen with his baby has him pumping load after load into her
pairings: park sunghoon x f! reader
warnings: hybrids + courting + oral + scent kink + strength kink + begging + jealousy + pregnancy
💌: help u sent me !!!! into a crisis im going to think about this for literally forevwr like i cant rn omfgkfsoskkfjfkskdnf i need him ps it doesnt matter what u look like i promise bull! hoon is large and in fucking charge!!!!!!!!!
bull! hoon is no stranger to sex. sometimes farmers would slap a wad of cash on his handler’s desk n he’d be sent to the field where a scared little cow hybrid was waiting for him to take what he wants, but he never did. instead he’d stay away from the heifer n do his own thing until her owner would get angry n snatch their payment, cursing sunghoon as the pair leave because how dare the bull not seduce his hybrid!!!!!!
his handler gets fed up with the constant failed breeding attempts n sends him your way, tired of dealing with such a stubborn bull. when sunghoon lays his eyes on you it’s like his personality does a complete 180. he’s no longer cold and distant n is so careful with you because ur such a tiny little thing in comparison to the buff bull.
when you try introducing him to ur sweet cow hybrids sunghoon is so distraught because he’s been courting you for weeks n this is the final nail in the coffin, he can’t keep pretending like he doesn’t wanna pound you til you’re crying. completely unaware of the bull boy’s feelings you leave the pair alone, tending to your other hybrids in the meantime.
sunghoon’s snorting and stomping his feet because he’s so angry!!! he doesn’t want to fuck a cowgirl he wants you!!!! wants to stuff you full of cum n make you a slut for his dick til all you can think about is getting bred :( sends the cowgirl back to her pen n waits for you in the pasture
when you return to check on them you’re surprised to find the bull alone, slipping into the fenced in area with him before asking, “hi hoonie, what’s wrong? did something happen?” he nearly caves at the sound of your sweet voice laced with worry, but he maintains his composure. “what’s wrong?” he snorts angrily, “what’s wrong is i’ve been tryin’ to show you i’m worthy of being your mate but you won’t give me the time of day!” the shock is evident in your face and hoon cant believe you really didnt know his intentions. “wha? hoonie i can’t be your mate! you don’t know what you’re talkin’ about, y’just haven’t met the right cow!” you continue making excuses for him and he’s had enough, biceps flexing as he shoves you facefirst into the dirt.
the display of strength has your cunt dripping and you can only pray he doesn’t notice. but he’s a top hybrid, the best of the best and his sharp nose instantly picks up on your arousal. “stay down” he grunts, making sure you’re properly presenting for him before making his way behind you and tearing your shorts off with his large hands, leaving you clad only in your tiny tank top and cotton panties drenched in your juices.
your bull stuffs his face between your thighs n shoves his nose right up against your cunt, inhaling deeply and becoming obsessed with how good your pussy smells. “if y’can’t be my mate then why are you so wet, human?” you’re so embarrassed n your hole clenches around nothing at his words. “‘s normal sunghoon! what else do you expect after treating me like this?” he ignores you completely n rips your panties off, throwing them to the side before digging in, mouth slurping at your pussy like he’s fucking starving.
his tongue is so fucking long and he’s so skilled, it’s not long before you’re creaming. “you’re ready.” is all he says before lining his dick up with your sloppy cunt, filling you in one quick thrust. he moans so loud you’re sure the entire farm can hear him, feeling sorry for your hybrids because you can’t bring yourself to make him pull out. “you wanna cum again, sweetheart?” you nod your head like crazy, wanting nothing more than to milk his dick for all it’s worth. “then fucking beg.” sunghoon is a dirty pervert and you’re just as bad, begging instantly with no hesitation. “please hoonie! wanna be your breeding bitch, need your thick cum inside now! wanna cum with you n feel you impregnate me, please!” he’s in fucking heaven, cums so hard n so much it’s no wonder he’s a prized bull, fills you up so well it makes you black out.
after he makes you cum again sunghoon carries you inside, tucking you into your bed before taking his spot next to you. when you wake up the following morning your body is so sore and you still feel so full because sunghoon is insatiable and couldn’t resist fucking you til he passed out from exhaustion. as you make your way around the farm to check on your hybrids you can’t help but notice how they’re staring at you, jake, your sweet dog hybrid is even outright glaring at you because how could sunghoon get to you first? it’s only fair if he gets a turn because he was here before that damn bull!
#♡.signed. sealed. delivered.#♡.the honeypot#💌.breeding#💌.hybrids#💌.oral#💌.creampies#💌.pregnancy#💌.size kink#💌.strength kink#enhypen#park sunghoon#park sunghoon x reader#park sunghoon smut#enhypen x reader#enhypen smut
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dairy farmer mob!!
i started rewatching the series again and also playing more stardew, which led me to make a mp100 au where shigeo somehow inherits a farm and becomes a dairy farmer!! definitely gonna expand on this au cuz im so deep in brain rot lmaooo anyways, lil’ terumob below!!
#digital art#illustration#drawing#fan art#cartoon#art#mob psycho 100#mp100#mp100 fanart#mob shigeo#shigeo kageyama#ekubo#mp100 dimple#mp100 teruki#terumob#teruki hanazawa#they’re just two farmer boys who are also in love!!#reigen appears in this au somehow lmaoo#🦝👻’s art
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I’ve become more and more obsessed with the idea that Callon and Alex are very ‘no, we are not having kids absolutely not’ but then see reader and Taleisin having the time of their lives and are like.
🥺 damn…
So like two years later and several thousand dollars later (it’s fine I like to imagine once Alex finds out about the 26 million he helps Callon with financial responsibility) they have a kid, and Callon and Alex are just constantly asking both of you for advice.
One of you is better at giving advice than the other.
🔴: quick question, how often did you hear from his teacher? 🩷: usually they don’t message you directly unless there’s an issue, it’s mostly a class wide thing 🔴: gotcha, thanks
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🔵: can u send me the supply list i cant find it 🧡: yeah one second 🔵: cool thank u 🔵: WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE NEED 10 GLUE STICKS 🧡: in case she gets hungry 🧡: snacks :)
Callon doesn’t work. He doesn’t need to, he’s been having the house-husband time of his life. He also now has an excuse for his excessive spending, considering Alex does essentially end up being a magic geneticist. Although, he gets bored, and ends up having big ‘unemployed friend on a Tuesday at 1pm energy’. Taleisin being able to work from home probably doesn’t make things easier.
🔵: what are you doing right now 🧡: working 🔵: why 🧡: ?????? 🧡: because I want to support my son and wife?? 🔵: man.
I think once they have a kid though, he starts having the time of his life. You have someone to talk to, your kids get to play together, and you get each other out of the house.
Eventually you decide to get a job once you’re and Tali’s kid is old enough to go to school. You worked your ass off for your degree, and if you can find something to do while they’re at school, why not?
🔵: do you wanna get food 🩷: oh, I forgot to tell you, I started working again 🔵: WHAT 🔵: WHY 🩷: I was getting bored, and I'm still able to be back when he gets done with school 🔵: what the fuck am i supposed to do 🩷: idk get a job 🔵: yea im not doing that - 🔵: tell your wife not to get a job 🧡: no??? 🔵: who else is going to go to the farmers market with me 🧡: i guess u have to go by yourself 🔵: im literally gonna kms 🧡: well lets not do that
I also like the idea that tali and reader's kid is a bit of a menace. Like he's definitely not mean, he's just...a bit hyperactive. If you let him, he will talk your ear off about whatever he's fixated on, and sometimes he isn't one-hundred percent aware of how loud he's being. He's doing his best.
So naturally, everyone thinks that surely Callon and Alex's kid is going to be an absolute bastard. This is a world where magic and medical science often intersect (Alex's entire job essentially), so we're going to say that their kid is biologically related to both of them.
To everyone's surprise, she is the most mild-mannered, polite child anyone has ever met. No one knows why.
🧡: how the fuck did you do that 🔵: do what 🧡: how does she just sit still 🔵: bro you don't even sit still dont ask me 🧡: first of all. rude. 🧡: second of all answer my question 🔵: bro idk shes just like that
the two of them are kinda just
Anyway I’m writing another one shot with all of this because i need everyone to be happy <3 im also on my period and . yea. i love kids but im disabled and my boyfriend is drowning in student loan debt so like. i dont think ill ever have kids, but i love writing shit like this. so fucking much. please give me parent fic requests ill cry tears of joy.
i also think ill end up writing the one request i got awhile ago with alex/callon and mafia!reader being a parental figure bc i thought something like that would happen in the main story but really idfk and ill just mark it as non canon. as many of you know i dont plan my stuff on here, i just say fuck it and we ball. yippee!!
#eebeewrites#taleisin#alex and callon#drabble#parenting au#parenting fic#elf oc#kid fic#chubby reader
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Sal, I've been so unwell thinking about this clumsy kid that's more bandaids and grime than actual skin some days. Trying to muck his first stall or excitedly digging up carrots he's grown and they're the tiniest things ever and he's devastated. Learning how to pluck on a hand-me-down guitar to the goats and chickens and rushing to wash up before supper.
Just this cute little kid so happy about the world and the ranch, that love only growing as he does. Riding the gnarliest of broncos into submission, helping herd the sheep back into the pens, sitting on a log in front of a bonfire and belting in his favorite songs with his family that's only grown days before it all goes to shit.
I just love the thought of this little wispy kid with such a wonderful, earnest life he never dreamed of having. How he still wears his heart on his sleeve, no matter how synthetic it's become.
asushrbhehsdhbd im gonna be sickkkk he's too cute 🥺 ive thinking about like.. some kinda stardew valley au where you're the clueless new farmer desperately trying to find your footing in the world, and boothill is the extremely charming owner of the ranch in town, and he's VERY happy to have someone to geek out about cows with. he's nice enough to give you a couple of chickens on the house once he gets to know you a bit.. he gives you all kinds of tips, shows you how to milk the cows and stuff, their favorite snacks, how to keep your animals happy, what to look out for in case a hen gets egg bound. you get a horse and he's absolutely over the moon and so excited to teach you that you almost can't understand him with how fast he starts talking.
eventually you get married and he always takes care of the animals before you even manage to crawl out of bed... he tries to wake you up with breakfast every morning too. serenades you with a guitar and everything sometimes.. he's suuuuch a sap even if he acts otherwise. there's just something about the domesticity of it all that drives me crazy
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because i have been enabled again by yall im gonna ramble a little about my nerevarine, rildras, cuz hes been on my mind a lot lately. please talk to me about him i love this freak so much
his parents are an urshilaku exile named nedrala and uh. azura. he's a demiprince and that's one of the least strange things about him.
he grew up in cyrodiil. he knows he spent the first few years of his life with his mother nedrala but he doesn't remember anything about her because he was so little. when he was about 5, she dropped him off at an orphanage and he never saw or heard from her again.
he was a thief for most of his childhood, all of his adolescence, and well into his adulthood. he got caught ONCE and got deported to morrowind. (he is still mad about this.)
dagoth ur is his baby daddy/he's dagoth ur's baby daddy. don't worry about that too much. totes normal
he's 6'10"/208cm, lanky, hairy, and perpetually kinda dazed
he hates the gods. all of them. aedra, daedra. none of them are exempt from the depths of rildras' hatred
he stole an indoril helm and started wearing it midway through the events of morrowind out of spite
he eventually retired to become a mushroom farmer. he learned about the following games and turned in the opposite direction cuz he's already saved the world once. not his problem anymore
here's some art i've done of him please look at my freak
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Currently watching RT stream while sketching, im not gonna lie. I want to thank rt specifically for making me constantly learning and sketching during his stream. His stream is very helping for my very 'constantly in the head, spinning boats.' brain. Fallout has been enjoyable to watch, and i have been finding other ( spiff ) to watch more fallout ( spiff fallout 4 and new vegas exploits ) and its been really fun ( any rt and spiff enjoyer out there? )
Little writing with my little sketch as always :
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Theres been a whisper of a wanderer, stiches around his head and face, a grey strand can be seen around his dark hair, a sign of an old timer. Thought looked younger than most farmers in Mojave. Some says, he has been frozen in time. Escaped from Big Mountain, stich his own brains back by some kind of machinery. Thought as the myth speaks for his scars, not alot pays him mind, he can be found gambling in casinos of Mojave. To meet him playing blackjack is a chance of luck.
Theres been a whisper of a ghoul, thought many might not believe you that he is one when you ask around, as he is simple worried man for alot of people. When you met him in a empty road. He will smile and ask the same thing that he ask everyone else, "Know any Daniel?" He seems to not get more specific about the name, talking with him more shows he doesnt mind the wrong people he find, it is also evidence on how he become a ghoul, he walks a long road without any radiation suit. Thought, if you manage to find the Daniel he asked, he will be waiting with plenty of caps. You can only hope the best for him, to find this 'Daniel' before he goes feral.
#rtgame#my art#spiff#the spiffing brit#au: the wandering gambler#<- just a tag for the au#might do the same thing rt did#take a break next week#“row did you just make a fake questlines based on multiple people named daniel in the game” yes yes i did
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You know when it's like. AH!! OH MY GOD IM TRAPPED AND SUFFOCATING FUCK IM GONNA CLAW MY EYES OUT AND TEAR AWAY MY SKIN haha then you remember you can just leave any time. Walk away. Move to china. Become a rice farmer. Realy nice. Yes. Boss not very pleased however.
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Napoleonic era dashboard simulator

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Just crowned myself Emperor. Will have fun restoring this country. Hello all.
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Love ur face
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welcome to the throne slut <3
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Hey thats our Emperor like?? Plz have some more respect
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im not french
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Marguerite Georges call out post ♡
I've been seeing a lot of fans of the Agrippina opera on my dash and it disappoints me that you still will support such an awful and vile woman. Georges is known to br the opposite of a "girls girl". She conflicts with all but herself. Not to mention her VARIOUS affairs with the tsar of Russia AND Napoleon, AND her lies of sleeping with the Duke of Wellington. For shame. Go unfolllow. Agrippina fans DNI.
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saying i should be cancelled for not being a "girls girl" then slut shaming me is crazy tbh
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SHE DEACTIVATED 😭😭
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LETS GO SLUTS
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Sometimes I feel like my husband doesnt love me... He writes to me like I was a nun, not a wife!
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Lol look what he writes me
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New header!
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YOU THIBK UR SO GREAT CUZ YOU HABE BAOATS
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Dude... respect the DNI
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JHSJSJS DONE WITH A NEW PIECE
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hey guys. Why did alexander like and unlike this
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so my dad just got killed um
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fml im gonna run away and become a potato farmer
DO NOT REBLOG
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i miss my grandma
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God doesnt hear me when i pray
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every hoe on my dick
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DO NOT FUCKIGN INTERACT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
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WHO THE FUCK RESTORED THE BOURBON MONARCHY I TOLD YOU TTO CROWN NAPOLEON'S SON OHMYGOD
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im sick lol
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Hello, this is Nicholas, please ignore the posts before this, that was my brother, hes dead.
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Look, I read the Farmhand!toji and ...Kali...I've been thinking...The second Farm hand Toji becomes Farmer! Toji shit gets WILD. Cause he was able to convince his bunny that the 1st pregnancy was an accident- he was just getting caught up in the moment and all. Offers to marry her to keep her parents off her back and six months in her uncle is dead. She barely has a chance to mourn because she's supposed to be in charge and she can't do shit. Toji so generously offers to take over for his pregnant wife and shit gets real weird. Every single excon is taking orders from him like he's king. And at 8 months in Toji finally brings Megumi to the farm. Bunny wants to be mad that he said nothing about having a kid already but how can she be when Megumi is so adorable? He's a mini toji, but with better manners. So she's suddenly a mom to a 5 year old while pregnant with her first bio child. And she can't help but love her new life. She still gets to go into town and get her nails and hair done twice a month. She gets fucked silly almost every night and she swears Megumi smiled at her the other day! It only takes about three months post baby before Megumi is calling her Momma and asking to help with the baby. He adores being big brother. And toji? Toji is just having the time of his life. Though he makes sure not to share his less savory activities with the family. Afterall as soon as the baby is 8 months old, he fully plans to get started creating the next mouth to feed. Can't have bunny finding too much out before she's well and truly trapped. -🧠
omg welcome 🧠 pookies!!! you completely ate with this!!!
Yasss hdfkjshdfkj im screaming OF COURSE toji gonna spring Megumi on Bunny as a surprise. But tactics of course, cause theres no way you aren't gonna love him.
Ahhh then ending with the baby trapping is chefs kiss. *mwah* Bunny staying barefoot and pregnant. Too busy with the babies and Megumi to worry about what kind of Shady business her husband is running under your name with your farm. Or why he has to take twice monthly visits into the city, never asking questions as he always brings back his pretty little Bunny, many gifts—roses, jewelry and lots of cute soft girl aesthetic lingerie for him to rip off of you, ensuring sure baby no #3 is on the way.
ahhh imma be thinking about this for a min, you really cooked!!
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i wanna make demi's ref sheet with facts so bad but again. art go bleh so the least i can do is say it instead 🙂↕️🫴
while i can accept demi (full name delilah) to be a farmer, she specialized more on fishing as i mentioned and a lot of her interests probably surround that... she probably forages a lot too. i think she would like to have someone like abigail tag along with her to slay monsters while she mines...
her favorite season is fall, her favorite festivities/events are the moonlight jellies (the fact that moonlight jellies passover and fall begins at the same time makes her very excited), night market (for the underground fishing), spirits eve and the flower dance!!
her favorite items are probably the midnight carp, rainbow shell, any type of flower (fairy roses are her big faves tho) and some food item that im still gonna think over 🤔
she really loves junimos too. cant stress that enough 😔🙏
i like to think she's some distant relative to willy and frequently visits his place to talk to him and learn from him. she's definitely eager to visit ginger island too 🤧
while she's not working, she's really active in playing video games or anything for entertainment :3 i wouldn't say shes adventurous but she is always looking to have fun somewhere!
obviously she's in an intimate relationship with sam so naturally she'd become close friends with sebastian and abigail :3 but outside of that circle, i think she'd be pretty close to penny and leah 💚 she is very friendly with sam's family too and i feel like when jodi notices sam and demi's (pre established) relationship, she kinda pushes it to happen by trying to make demi feel welcome at their place and engaging in conversations with her to understand her better... :3 vincent likes her because she surprises him with snails and other ocean critters ehehe
kent was a little worried i imagine, but he gets comfy eventually... heh
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raised hand* besides Seb, what's your opinion on other bachelors? i love Harvey and Elliot. no it's totally not bc they're older haha
Shane being a second fav in the fandom I think from what I've seen.
oooo! okay, im gonna list em out so that way it makes sense lol
i think.... my 2nd favorite has to be elliott, just because he's a fellow writer and he's so sweeettttt!!!! also he has long hair and i love long hair. elliott is a doll
alex.. honestly he's such a himbo. i love him. he's so emptyheaded and beefy and silly and i love him. he also becomes so so sweet when you're going out, i love it. if stardew was more of a, well lore focused game, i just know his backstory would be painful and i'd sob
SAM!!!!!! MY LITTLE BLOND HIMBO!!!!!! i love him. i always think about him with musically talented farmer as well because i think that dynamic is good. sam is really sweet, and i married him and i loved it. I JUST DONT LOVE THE ATTITUDE HE GIVES ME SOMETIMES..... GET YOUR ASS OUTTA BED MOMMYS BOY BEFORE I HIT YOU WITH THIS HOE!!!!!!!!
my best friend athena ALWAYS romances shane and while he is lovely and his story is heartbreaking... WHY?!?!?!! her explanation was that he's a tragically broken and troubled character and honestly i get it. i mean. sebastian is my little depressed emo pookie and i love him to death
i've never gotten to the point of romancing shane, but i've gotten to his 8 heart event ONCE i think. overall, great character, great plot and he is my cynical lil buddy
lastly, harvey.... IT KILLS ME BUT I HAVE NO OPINION OF HIM RIGHT NOW..... i never talk to him, i forget about him half the time, and i've seen his heart events so i know he's a sweetheart but the appeal is currently lost on me. we'll have to fix that one day
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