#im going to go make cookies and play video games now

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

god i don't know if i can do this anymore

[luvh4nji]

𝐍𝐂𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 + 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒

warning: just fluff, reader is shorter than jeno and jisung, sorry yall im a short girlie it's my default <//3, hyuck's is a little suggestive

mark ; he makes time for you. he's such a busy guy, but whenever he has downtime, he's immediately inviting you over to the dorms or going to your apartment so he can just be with you, whether it's just cuddling or playing video games together or going out and doing something, he always makes time to be with you, no matter what. and he always leaves some of his clothing at your place so you won't miss him too much when he's gone.

"woah," he mumbles to himself, stopping in the doorway to his room when he sees you all curled up under his blankets in his bed, your face shielded from him by his clothes, blankets, and your own hair. he has to take a moment to take you in, mind racing at the fact that you're his, before he walks over, taking of his shoes and jacket, slipping into the bed beside you and wrapping an arm around your middle, pulling you into him, whispering "i love you so much" into your hair, pressing a kiss to the back of your neck.

renjun ; he notices the little things. even when you think he doesn't, even when he acts like he doesn't - he does. he's the type to see you something you mentioned you liked out in public and buy it for you, shrugging his shoulders casually when you start gushing over him and the gist. he's the type to overhear you talking on the phone to your friends about how much you like physical touch, so he starts touching you more; holding your hand, coming up behind you and wrapping his arms around your middle, pulling you into his lap.

"saw this at the store, thought you might like it." he tells you nonchalantly, handing you a little bag with a box of cookies inside, smiling to himself when you get all excited, running towards him to wrap you arms around his neck and press little kisses to his jaw. "they're you're favorite, right?" he asks, resting his hands on your waist, keeping you close, squeezing your hips imperceptibly as you snuggle into his chest.

jeno ; he's protective. he just finds so much comfort in knowing that you're safe and protected and that he's the one that makes you feel safe and protected. he's the type to keep your hand firmly trapped in his whenever you go out, to make sure to walk on the outside of the sidewalk, to keep his hand on the small of your back, just in case. he likes the feeling of knowing your safe.

"hold on," he leans down to whisper in your ear, grabbing your hand and pulling you to his other side as a car passed on the street beside you. he let go of your hand, wrapping an arm around your shoulder and bringing you close to his side, squeezing the skin of your arm every now and again to reaffirm himself that you were still there, that you were safe.

donghyuck ; before you started dating, hyuck was always such a shithead, always poking fun, teasing, pushing you to your limits, just so he can laugh at you when you get all flustered and upset. and he only does it because he can't do what he really wants to, which is kiss you until you can't stand up, so when you finally get together, he just gets so direct. if he wants something from you, he's determined to get it anyway he can to make up for all the lost time.

"you sure you have to go?" he asks, body hovering over yours, propping himself up on his elbows beside your head. and he just sighs heavily when you nod, looking down at you with his big, brown eyes for a moment before leaning down a pressing little kisses to your cheeks, the corners of your mouth, your lips, pushing against yours passionate and bruising, one hand moving down to lace with yours. and he loves how dazed you look when he pulls away, chasing after his lips as he leans back, pushing onto his side so you can get up. "alright, baby, i'll see you later." and all he can do is give you a sickeningly smug look when you roll on top of him, pressing your lips back to his.

jaemin ; he's so unbelievably, greasily soft with you. he's always looking at you with a lovesick look in his eyes, a soft smile taking over his features, and when you ask him what he's looking at, he just blinks slowly and grins up at you from where he's sitting, muttering a soft, "just you, baby." and if it was anyone else, it'd be enough to make you sick, but there's something about how genuine he is.

"c'mere, honey." he mumbles, grabbing your wrist as you walk by him and pulling you down into his lap, his hands immediately finding purchase wrapped around your waist, pulling you into his chest. "look so pretty today, y'know that?" he'd ask, grinning when your face darkens in embarrassment. "pretty thing. love you." and he'd lift your hand to his lips, brushing his lips across your knuckles before he lets you get up.

chenle ; he's gentle with you. he's known for being sassy and teasing with his friends, but he's so different with you. he's so much more soft; his hands hovering over you at all times, touch unassuming but present, his words kind and gentle, always checking in on you, telling you how pretty he thinks you are, how smart you are - constantly showering you in compliments so you never have the time to feel self-conscious.

"you're so gorgeous." he tells you, looking up at you from where he was resting his head on your lap. reaching a hand up, he cups your cheek, making sure you look at him, despite your embarrassment at his blunt comments. "your little freckles, the lines around your eyes, the way your hair frames your face, it's all so gorgeous." he says, looking at you like you're something divine, his thumb brushing over the crest of your cheekbone, before he gets up, pushing you down to lay on your back on the couch, positioning himself over you, leaning down to press a searing kiss to your lips.

jisung ; he gets clingy. or, at least, clingier than usual. he's a guy that, generally, enjoys his own space. he likes having that distance between himself and others; he's not exactly sure why, it's just always been that why. but it's different with you. he feels like he can never be close enough. he likes holding your hand, wrapping an arm around your waist or shoulders, having you sit in his lap, laying on top of you when he gets home from a long schedule; he just needs to be near you at all times.

"hey, honey." he mutters, collapsing beside you on your bed, laying on his back and closing his eyes, nodding slowly when you ask if he's had a long day. "the longest." he replies, peaking at you from the corner of his eyes, before rolling over on top of you, nuzzling his face into your neck, pressing little kisses to the skin there. "i love you." he mutters into your neck, his breath hot, his voice low.

[k8kaa]

MV1 : GAMER BOY

content : nsfw , 17+ , mdni , afab reader . 2020 , your stuck at home with your boyfriend because of the pandemic , you grow fond with the way he looks all focused on his pc and when you didnt notice you seduced him on camera.

a/n : i usually dont thrist over max but godd he made me act up when hes on that pc.. strong arms and omgg -silva

you overhear your boyfriend yelling because he’d lost while playing video games with his friends. you were in the kitchen , making him something to eat . you were turned on by the sight of him wearing his glasses focused on the game , so determined… what a man. you were wearing just a white laced shirt and white small shorts . so entering his office was risky as you werent wearing normal clothes, but you were too desperate. you enter his office, his hand on the weel .. so sexy. “max , i made you cookies” you came closer to him handing him the plate and kissing him . “woah woah girlfriend moment.” you hear his friends say . you curled up in his lap with your hand on his shoulder facing max , and his on your waist. “baby im streaming” max mumbled. “okay bye bye guys!” you turned around and ended the stream, turning off his pc. “hey! what the fuck” he yelled . “ these glasses are driving me insane, you dont know what your doing to me verstappen. ” you kept kissing him . he smirked at the thought of just how whipped he got you

“your getting off my thigh already, you pathetic whore” max degrading you made you so wet, he placed his big hands on your sides. you grind on his thigh, as max degrades you more and more you released on his thigh. “m—max..i wanna fuck..” you whined. “what a fucking slut, you wanna make more of a mess? hm? whos got you all wet like this?” max questioned you as he had a finger inside you. his fingering was so good, he knew where to go fast .. you were whinnying his name , he kept making fun of you. he was so evil.. thats what turned you on about him. you felt your climax rise as maxs pace got faster “c—cumming!” you moaned . “no you dont.” he stopped mid way. “beg” max demanded “plea—, please max please let me cum!” you whinnied. “good girl, now you can cum” he said, you released on his fingers, and in an instance you were sucking on maxs fingers. “clean them you fucking slut” he ordered, you’d never sucked fingers better in your life. you were kissing max , unaware he was removing your panties and shorts. “m—max can we please fuc— AA!” you jumped at the sensation of having his member inside you all of a sudden. he was so big , max gripped your waist as you were bouncing on his cock. you loved being used , you were overly nice to him for a reason .. the thrusts were deep and hit all the spots “fuck ,, this tight pussy was everything i needed” max groaned . you were crying because of how big this man was , deep thrusts were amazing , especially with a huge cock like his “ your crying? tch , what a pathetic slut.” max made fun of you again and again . moans and sniffs were all that you replied with. “max—! fuck! ‘m cumming..” you moaned. “wait.” two more thrusts and you felt him twitch inside you. “cum for me” you released all over his cock. god that was the best sex you’ve had in a WHILE. “you did good , now lets clean you up .. you can barely walk.” max carried you to your bathroom for a nice bath.

༺｡° © lec8rcs . do not, plagarize, copy, or translate any of my works .

[mattsturniolowow]

BAKING

"hey princess, what are you baking?"

"cookies for us of course"

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"you like that princess, hmm?"

"yes fuck yes i do."

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dom!matt

use of y/n,, 3rd person !!

(no protection, use of nicknames, cussing)

first time posting pls be nice to me.

y/n has been baking more often, it is now one of her 'hobbies' and matt is here for it, she looks so fucking hot any time of the day, but especially when shes baking. and y/n is aware of the effect she has on him just by baking, so today she decided she wanted to tease him a bit. she wore a black tube top that literally only covered her boobs and jean shorts with a thong. matt hasn't seen her all day since he was out filming a video with his brothers, he went to top golf, but she's been sending him suggestive texts all day like,

"i need you matt"

"i want you here"

"can u fuck me pls 🙂"

and more.. but finally, he finished filming and is on his way to her house right now. and of course, y/n was baking. a few minutes later, keys are heard rattling near the door and the door opens right after, 'fuck' matt says to himself as soon as he sees her outfit and how fucking beautiful she looks. "hi baby" he says and walks up to her and gives her a hug. "hi matt, how was top golf?" she asks while she mixes the cookie dough. "pretty good honestly, you kept texting me though and you messed me up. i kept thinking about you" he says to her and looks her in her eyes. She knew what was coming. So did he. "what messages? i didn't text you anything." she says, acting clueless. "oh yeah princess? after what you made me feel earlier you want to act like that?" he says and he slightly puts his hand on her chest right above her boobs.

"like what?" she says as she looks up at him. "you wanna play that game," he says, "follow me" he finishes, his eyes full of lust for his girlfriend, she follows him into the bedroom, "lay" he says and she does as shes told and he removes her shorts, "so wet already for me princess." he says and she squirms slightly "please matt-"

"no, you wanna pretend like you didn't beg for me earlier?"'he says before putting his head in between her legs and looking up at her. she says nothing, but the moans coming out of her are speaking for her, matt starts to do his job on pleasuring her and the moans heard from y/n get louder, "oh fuck matt," she whimpers "im going to come" she says as she grips on the sheets "don't" he says as he lifts his head and lets go of her legs, "you want me?" he asks. "i need you baby, please!" she basically begs him. he doesn't respond to her, but he just unbuttons his pants and pulls them down and just the size of his dick makes her want to moan again, "please let me!" she says. "come on princess." he says and she climbs on top of him and he puts his hands on her hips and she starts bouncing on it, "matt i need to come now" she says with her head back "do it baby, i need to as well" he says through the whimpering he's doing, she comes and he lets out another whimper as he finishes.

(.....)

"you did so fucking good mama" he says to her as he gives her a kiss on the forehead

"i know i did" she responds to him and smirks slightly.

AUTHOR

guys this is so fucking ass pls help me anyways should we stick with angst and fluff or add smut

[aeronics]

dead poets minecraft headcanons

neil probably helps todd out with the farming and collecting stuff, but if charlie isn't threatening someones dog then he goes on adventures across the map with him, has a little collection of cats with their own little houses, also builds random little things for todd and makes todd go on boat trips with him

"todd..." "yeah neil?" "...we're lost :(" "I TOLD YOU TO TAKE A MAP WHY DI-"

todd does the farming and collecting food, he really likes the bees and has a little greenhouse area, LOVES swimming with the dolphins

charlie lives in dirt houses, threatens to blow everyones houses up for fun but only stopped after todd shouted at him because he threatened to blow up the beach area neil made for todd one time and it made neil rlly sad, has 1 (one) thing that he's attached to and its his brown and white horse named mayonneighs, doesnt use peoples doors just knocks 2 blocks out of random walls to get through, found a woodland mansion and has claimed it as his own

meeks and pitts explore the nether together and go on mining trips, they both make potions together and tell the rest of the poets theyre 'doing drugs', theyre working on an underground rail system for transport between the cool stuff they find

meeks is SO good at redstone, he makes little noteblock songs for him and pitts and he makes hidden traps that have caught cameron and charlie way too many times, pitts hides so he can screen record and he now has a 5 minute compilation video of cameron and charlie falling into traps, he accidentally caught neil once and had to run from todd wielding a trident

pitts has a colony of pandas, doesnt really 'play' the game just really really likes exploring, exclusively eats cookies

"why dont you just eat porkchops you get so much more-" "stop hating and let me eat my cookies in peace"

cameron is really good at building but he plays for 4 hours straight then doesnt touch the game for weeks so the poets only really have a few good buildings in their world, somehow has a minecraft skin that looks exactly like him but swears he didnt make it, has a pet fish that hes rlly attached to and it probably falls victim to charlie at some point, cameron didnt speak to him for days afterwards

"cameron you havent spoken to me in days whats your problem?" "..." "...are you mad that i killed your fi-" "NO IM NOT MAD THAT YOU KILLED RICHARD JUNIOR, ALRIGHT?"

knox doesnt really play much either but he loves doing pixel art and making random rollercoasters that run through peoples houses per charlies request, they both zoom past people in minecarts laughing their asses off

[silentstaresfanficandfanart]

Today my moms boyfriend gave me some really helpful advice

He told me to *make* something to look forward to, every day, every week, every month, every year.

short and long term things

like i can every day look forward to learning something new, or making a special snack for myself, or some other little thing that just gives me something to anticipate. ever week something to enjoy

every month

every year

and im thinking about what things ill put in those categories-

daily : rotates between lots of things like learn something new! watch a show I really like! play a video game i love! read something! make a special snack, or make a fun creative project!

weekly: maybe id like to at least go out once a week, or something like that, just to enjoy a meal somewhere other than home, or do one big fancy fun thing for myself like bake cookies...?

monthly: id like to go to at least one special place once a month maybe, and complete at least one big/medium sized project for myself a month, or otherwise get a big chunk of work done on it, just something special i can hold and say WOW i did it!

yearly: id like to..lets see. complete at least one book written a year, and even more exciting id love to publish at least one book a year though id love to write much more than one book a year. complete at least one big major project....visit at least 5 loved ones...though maybe thats a lot, i dont know it's been a while since i've had the freedom to make a life for myself, either way im really happy now and i think thats what ive been needing. I hope this helps someone else, it took me a bit to realize what my issue was! but i'm so glad i did!

[understandableparadox]

Bottom of the barrel isekai review #2

Today's title: I was reborn as his highness the prince’s little evil dragon. 

The understanding of cringe is an abstraction of the same feelings of those in Salem dragging literate women to a lovely communal barbeque where they will be served. Is that an exaggeration? Yes, am I making a ham-fisted reference to a sci-fi short story? Also yes, very clever you are, go get yourself a cookie. I will wait. 

Anyways that is to segway to the idea that sometimes our ability to consider a story bad is based on the ideas it presents. Sometimes these ideas are weird, that weirdness becomes correlated with the cultural idea of cringe. 

Anyways that is a segway from a segway to talk about omegaverse. That is a concept that exists, where did it start? Im staring down a deep and scary rabbit hole that i'm simply not prepared to delve down into. So let's skip that and get into the basics. ABO or Alpha Beta Omega is a setting in which the genders are changed as thus: alphas are sexually and socially dominant, male and female may share the same genitalia for the concept of sex. Betas are either normal humans or hyper submissive socially and sexually, male and females usually share the same genitalia in this instance as well. In some fictions the omega may take the spot of the beta and the beta will become the average human within the setting. Beta and omegas emit a pheromone that can set people into estrus and attract alphas, alphas can bite the base of a beta or omegas neck to mark them as theirs. 

That's the bare bones basics and also a segway of a segway from a segway into the story we are talking about today. 

The titular title is a manhwa, if you are a rock dweller that's a korean manhwa. Don't let the country jump fool you, we are still dealing with the normal rules of an isekai so let's keep moving. 

We start by examining the main character, shown to us to be the ubermensch of gamers. The true pinnacle of mankind, tall, strong, powerful, athletic, mewing like his god damn life depends on it to ensure that his jawline is capable of splitting atoms, causing mass destruction to the immediate area. 

He gets shanked at a gaming event by im assuming a rival gamer who went insane and thought that he was irl stream sniping. 

He bites the dust and awakens as the shell of an egg breaks around him, staring up into the soft eyes of the main romantic interest, the crown prince. Oh, he's a little dragon now and also still a 18-19 year old man stuck in the body of a lil baby dragon. The two cavort around jovially, well one acts in a jovial manner, the other is trying to figure out what the fuck is happening and why hes stuck on a leash instead of cranking sick 90s in fortnite.

They then remember what game they are in. The game is apparently a visual novel/rpg in which the crown prince raises a dragon that turns evil and he must slay it with the power of friendship and the god nuke spear he found in a cave. Cool, he decides to not be an evil dragon that gets hit with the god nuke spear. A wise choice. 

We get some more exposition before the world decides to run a fucking truck into my head by haveing a possible pre-pubescent child introduce the idea that this is infact omega verse. The wicked step brother pops in shouting “omegas lives are easy”.  

Which hit me with an absurd level of whiplash but ok, let's try to keep moving. 

The story meanders around a bit more, we are introduced to the wicked step mother who is an alpha which yeah feminism, the queen pegs the king. 

She does the wicked stepmother bit and leaves and we are treated to a few too many shots of this toddler-esque character cuddling up to this baby dragon which if I must drill into the soft gray matter hidden away within your domed ivories is a full grown man who plays video games for a living. 

I am unfortunately well acquainted with the trope of Middle aged japanese business man in the body of a baby because god damn if freud did not hit a societal nerve, and I would never dream of being so crass as to say that this is equally creepy but I hope you can forgive me if I inch this close to the same rung. 

Gamer god decides to start speed running the game, assuming that if he gets to a certain event within the game in which the main character helps a goddess and gets a wish, deciding to yoink that wish for himself and get back to begging markiplier to do a nude calendar with him, bro just a quick twelve picks, its for charity bro, come on, tasteful buns out for charity bro. 

Anyways more meandering, quick break to have one more bed scene where gamer god in baby dragon form sniffs again this kids pheromones because hell is real and the only torture is the one we inflict upon the world with our thoughts and ideas. 

They get the fuck out of the castle and go to the spooky woods where they meet the princes arranged fiancee, an alpha who is drawn as a full grown man. 

Anyways he is utterly nothing to the story and serves to explain why they are able to beat the random cabal of cultists in the middle of the spooky woods who have the goddess trapped. 

They free her, she hands out some random shit and then fucks off. The paladin, prince and dragon then decided to go on magical adventures for a bit where we learn that the dragon's gift turns him back into a facsimile of his human form which carries around the prince again. Cue badly drawn fight scene with with trolls, cue yet another mention of the princes pheromones because the author has decided that I need to be shot a few more times and let's be honest, im asking for it, tying myself up on the shooting range like i am, drawing an assortment of red dots on myself, beckoning any wayward bullet to find purchase in all the soft supple flesh they can burrow in. 

More magical adventures and they find the magic sage, oops it's actually not the magic sage its the evil sage who after tricking our party tries to use mind control to seduce gamer god which leads me to believe that the author has some straight guy x gay guy fics in the same hard drive i believe should be turned into the police. 

Prince goes ape shit and despite showing little magical affinity suddenly has the skills to summon the god damn grim reaper who saves the dragon. Gamer god passes out and in the meantime the real sage pops up and promises to teach the prince white magic and to train the dragon by chasing and fighting his familiar, a transforming rabbit. 

This is how the dragon meets mushroom fujoshi who does a lore dump and scares everyone in my discord because we were not familiar with Korean and Chinese internet slang and how it gets translated, please see below. 

It's not what it looks like, it means “Couple Pairings' '. Which yes, i know, holy shit why would they translate it like that???

Who the fuck knows. They explain how shits happens. They were the true creators of the world. After playing the game in its entirety, they decided the ending lacked luster so they decided to create an omegaverse fiction in which the prince and dragon Bone Expeditiously. 

Now this either means that god themselves in all of their infinite wisdom and power was placed in their own schrodingers box. Either so enraptured with the true beauty of this fiction or infact so repulsed by its contents that they decided to trap multiple innocent souls along with the stories creator to force it to play out to its logical possibly bloody end.

She also states that the prince must kill the dragon if they wish to escape, but also how the fuck do you know that? Anyways she fucks off. 

We now reach the time skip, where thank the fucking gods everyone is now drawn like a fucking adult and its not only slightly werid when they sniff at each other. 

And nothing happens for ten chapters as these two twinks run around each other playing grab ass until the last three chapters where they introduce the concept of a marriage party, as the paladin broke up. 

Two affronts to decent racial design and orientalism pop up to create a bit more plot, they send the dragon off to be able to be human without a trinket and that's the end of it. 

Is the story anything to write home about? Not entirely. It's very standard BL fair with twinkish men cavorting about and an absurd amount of flowers being drawn around them. The story is very much interested in the slow burn yet sporadically intense budding romance between gamer god and the prince. It seems scared to interact with its own premise of omega verse, only gently playing into the themes or using the fantasy sexism of alphas vs omegas to create shoehorned drama between certain characters or to create societal roadblocks for the character that teach about an inch high. If I must surmise my criticism, it's not cringe enough for me. 

What about art? Its standard, most manhwa you will read will be expertly to competently drawn. The art is serviceable to the story itself, though i will note that the author is fucking deathly allergic to anything that resembles the color brown or drawing anything aside from eurocentric pretty boys that look like they belong onto a old german propaganda poster. 

"Is the underlying story, barring any other concept, good?" 

It is decent, it's fine. It's a standard romance fair, if you are diving into this for something hot, spicy, something you would be loath to be caught reading then my apologies, this is not it. 

"on a sliding scale of min to max, how much is the author using this to explore fetish" 

Low. The author clearly has some fetishes but they only somewhat clash into the main story. Mostly through gamer god pretending he's straight to the author can have the multitude of gay men attempt to coerce him into something “taboo”. 

"How many story crutches does the author use to explore the story" 

I think the story avoids the vast majority of major crutches, though it does rely heavily on the video game trope which allows the dragon to suddenly push the game into a random direction due to knowing how to skip a part of the level or knowing where certain in-game items relevant to the plot are hidden. 

 "Is the author attempting to use the story as a way to explain why he is not weird."

The author is not saying anything, but interestingly I believe they are attempting to pass themselves as being weirder than they actually are. Do with that as you will. 

Do I recommend this? Read on your own time, dont feel bad if you dont wanna read it.

[tonberry-yoda]

Hello!! I would like to have a mystery date matchup!! I was kinda shy abt requesting it, but my friend gave me the courage to do it!!

Also, sorry if there's any mistakes in my English. English is not my first language

also also, I would not like to be paired with a villain.

fandom : jjba

Gender: Cis female

Pronouns: She/her

Sexuality: heterosexual ally

My hobbies: I love listening to music, singing, drawing, playing guitar and the keyboard (even though I don't play it that well) and watching movies! I also like doing makeup, doing my hair, playing video-games and baking cookies and cakes for my friends and family. I also like playing with my dog.

My Appearence: I'm a brown latina with long dark brown curly hair and really dark brown eyes. I'm 5'2 (1,60m) so, I consider myself to be a bit short. I'm a bit chubby (idk if I can say that I'm thick or something like that, but I consider myself to be chubby) . I also have glasses, bc I'm practically blind without them.

What I want out of a relationship: I want my boyfriend to make me laugh and make me feel like a princess. Someone who I can trust and who would support me on my projects and everything that I do, just like I would love and support him. I would also want him to give me space when I need it and respect me. I would also love someone who's loving and caring 🥺

Dream First Date: I would love to go to an amusement park! Going on the rollercoasters and other scary attractions (I'm a bit scared of heights), then going on the ferris wheel, very romantic! Other date I would imagine is going at his house, or my house. We would watch lots of movies, cuddle and eat lots of sweets ❤️

Personality: I consider myself to be kind and caring with everyone I love. I'm also creative, smart, nerdy, funny, a bit shy with people that I don't know. Once they know me, I'm a bit loud. I'm also a bit of a hot-head. I get annoyed very easily, but chocolate and hugs are just enough to calm me down.

idk if that's enough or if it's too much lol, but I think this sums me up very well ☺️

thank you so much!! I love your stories and hcs ❤️❤️❤️

notes 💌: oh my goodness hello love!! i am so glad your friend gave you the courage to ask for a matchup because i am honored to do so :) with no hesitation, i know the PERFECT character for you!! thank you for requesting anon and i hope you have an amazing valentine's day :)

THE CHARACTER CUPID CHOOSES FOR YOU THIS VALENTINE’S DAY IS…

JOKSUKE!!

like come on

how perfect is this matchup?!?!

look at me go

tonberry gets a pat on the back for this one lmfaoooo

okay, now onto you, anon :)

he loves that you're so passionate about music

i feel like he could pick up an instrument pretty well and learn how to play pretty dang fast, so teach him a little

he would love that

and then you two play music all the time together

he thinks you are so talented, so it's just him smiling and playing bass/guitar the whole time while goo goo eyeing you

he would LOVE watching movies with you

he would just be obsessed with a cuddle sesh while the two of you just enjoy some movies

please bake him sweets, he will love you forever

he loves that you do your hair and makeup

that doesnt mean he needs you to do it to love you, but he loves that you have fun

plus, he loves dressing up to, so to be a couple that is cool as hell all dressed up together means the world to him

he loves your dog

and your dog loves him <3

HE THINKS YOU ARE GORGEOUS

like he will always be staring at you with heart eyes im not even lying

he loves your figure and just everything about you omg

he will 100% be that boyfriend that you need and love

he does treat you like a princess, calling you gorgeous and taking you out and making sure everyone knows that you two are in love

he is your #1 hype man

no one supports you as much as he does

he cheers you on, even when he cant be there at the moment

and I think him knowing that he has a supporter helps him a lot and really means the world

you two dont argue often because you are so great with communication, but when it does happen, he gives you space, and even when you're not angry at each other and you just need space, he will respect that

he is just overall a very respectful young man and you love him for that

he doesnt care that you're loud because he will be just as loud with you

and if other people judge you for that, he will give them evil eyes lmaooo

he thinks you're a very caring person, and even if you're a bit hot headed (so is he, so he understands you) he will know how to deal with it without annoying you further

he is the perfect boyfriend who loves and respects you forever and you'll never find anyone else like him <333

💌 HOW WOULD HE ASK YOU TO BE HIS VALENTINE??

he would get you chocolates, a rose, and a plush blanket with your favorite anime characters on it. after a couple of kisses from him after you thanked him for the present, he asks, "will you be my valentine??"

💌 VALENTINE’S DAY DATE

You put on a comfortable, but still cute outfit, that you thought would fit the day perfectly well with lots of reds, pinks, and whites. You even had makeup to match. You were so excited to go to the amusement park with Josuke. Speaking of, he walked in the room and smiled at you. "Dang, you look so cute, y/n." You blushed and ran over to him, hugging him around the back of his neck. "You look so cute." You insisted, placing a kiss onto his plush lips, and tucking a stray piece of hair behind his ear. You don't even remember how you got to the amusement park, you just remember smiling at the neon lights and the sound of delighted screams coming from rollercoaster rides. "Which one do you want to go on first, y/n?" Josuke asked, trying to process all of the rides in front of him. "Let's go for something scary." You said, very excited. "Already?! Babe, we just got here." Josuke giggled, but admired your bravery. "Yes, already! Let's go!" You grabbed his hand and led him to the biggest looking rollercoaster. The line wasn't too long, but it was enough to get you to thinking about your life choices. "You look fidgety," Josuke said, squeezing your hand. "You sure you're up for this?" You smiled at him, shaking a bit. "I have you with me. If anything goes wrong, I know we can fix it together." "That's what I like to hear!" Josuke gave you a huge kiss on the cheek and squeezed you close. "We're next! Let's do this!" Once the seats came by, you could feel yourself getting a little nervous, but when Josuke hugged you close as you got into your seat, you knew you were going to be just fine. Plus, it looked like a lot of fun. So you took a breath and saw the coaster go up. And up. And up. God, this was terrifying, was all you could think. You were so high up, you felt like you could just slip out of your seat. But when the coaster fell and Josuke grabbed your hand, all you could think about was how fun the ride was. The twists and turns had you giggling. The loops and hills had your hands in the air. You wanted to do this ten more times. When you got off of the ride, you were hyped to do more and your smiling boyfriend tried every ride with you. Dizzy and full of adrenaline, you two decided to end off the night with a calm ride on the ferris wheel. No one else was on it as everyone was leaving the park. It was close to closing and as you two sat down, you could swear you were the only ones in the park. The woman operating the ride smiled at the two of you and promised you a surprise at the top. Once you reached the top, you could see the city around you all lit up and realized that the woman was letting you two stay at the top for a little bit longer than usual so you could just enjoy the end of this Valentine's day adventure. "Thanks for an amazing day, Josuke." You kissed him and cupped his cute little face. "Of course, love. Happy Valentine's Day." You two enjoyed one last kiss and held each other as the wheel went back down for the night. <3

[springgirlwaiting4fall]

Untitled Hook: Chapter One

Age: Five

Emma was finishing putting a French braid in her my size ballet barbie in her tree house when her mom called for her from the front yard. Emma climbed down the roper ladder and found her parents talking to a man and women. They had a boy with them, who looked like he was about the same age as her. Em wrinkled her nose; boys were so boring. They never wanted to play fun games or with good toys. They always wanted play soldiers and with dinosaurs. She stood in front of her mom who introduced her to the grownups. Em giggled when the grown up dad said to call him Taz.

Taz giggled too and shook her little hand with his huge hand. The grown up lady; Anne gave her son a little nudged, “this is our son Tyler.” He looked up at his mom and groaned. “But his nickname is Hook. It turns out you two will be in the same class. Hook is going to start on Monday.”

Em looked up at her mom, hoping she could go play now, but instead noticed her mom was giving her the look. She sighed before asking, “Hook, would you like to play with me?” Hook nodded his head okay. “We can play house.” She waited for him to make a face or scream out no way. But Hook just nodded his head again. Em never had a boy willing to play house with her before. She took the boys hand and dragged him back to her treehouse.

Age: Seven

Emma and Hook were sitting in their clubhouse. A tent made from blankets and pillows that Taz helped make. It was the first day of summer and they were celebrating with a sleepover. Anne came down the basement with cookies and juice. “Okay, you two time to get your pajamas on and settle down with a snack and movie.”

Hook went upstairs to change and Em used the basement bathroom. By the time Hook was back downstairs, she had set up the couch fold out mattress. They already knew how the night would turn out. Together they would lay down in the bed, eat their cookies and watch a movie until Emma would fall asleep. Than Hook would get out of bed and play video games until Taz came down and made him go to sleep.

“What do you want to watch?” Emma asked even though she knew Hook would shrug and say don’t care. “Mama Mia?” Hook sighed but nodded his head. Em found the dvd and put it in the player. “Were going to be best friends forever.”

He was shoving two cookies in his mouth. “Sure,” crumbs escaping his mouth.

Em skipped to the bed and pressed play. Hook listened to Em sing Honey Honey before she passed out. Hook double checked that she was sound asleep, before happily turning off musical and turning on his game.

Age: Nine

Em rolled her eyes as Hook explained that he couldn’t come over for a sleepover as he was already going to a teammates house for one after his lacrosse practice. “Saturday?” He offered.

“My play is that night. You promised to come?” Em complained.

Now Hook was rolling his eyes. “You never come to my games.” Emma had nothing to say, it was true all she could say was whatever. “Yeah, whatever.” Hook grumbled before closing his front door on his best friend.

It was Sunday and Emma was in her treehouse working on homework. She heard Hook jumping up and pulling himself up. He was always such a show off never using the rope. She watched as he took books out of his bookbag, than his moms double chocolate cupcakes. The ones she made from scratch and only made on special occasions. She knew Hook would have to beg her to make them. He silently put one in front of her, before starting his own homework.

Emma jumped up and hugged him. “Im sorry too. My mom is going to take me to your next game.” before going back to her work. They both knew that they were complete opposites, but they would be friends forever.

Age: Twelve

Emma drank her watery punch as the last song in the over crowded and very hot cafeteria where the annual Spring Fling was happening. It was her 1st dance. Em had picked out a pretty purple dress and had her mom put curls in her hair. She had watched all night as girl after girl asked Hook to dance, but he had refused each one. He would shake his head no, than go back to playing hacks sack with his lacrosse friends. For some reason earlier today when Hook got in the car (her mom was dropping off and his dad was picking up) she felt like butterflies were flying in her stomach. She also felt a little sick. And now that the dance was over, and she was saying goodbye to her friends while walking to Taz’s car she realized that she was happy that Hook didn’t dance with anyone. (Or dance at all). And long after she got home and told her mom all about her night. After she was dressed in her pajamas and her curls had fallen out while trying to fall asleep she wondered if Hook would have said yes, if she had asked him to dance.

Age: Fourteen

It had been two long weeks since Emma had seen Hook, every summer her family would go to Florida to visit her grandparents. And every year since she was six Hook would come with them. They always had a blast: diving contest at the hotels pool, spending a couple days at Disney and Universal. Having sleep overs at her grandparents condos living room and staying up all night long. Well Hook would, Emma would be passed out by two in the morning. This year Hooked “passed,” (his words), so he could go to lacrosse camp. Em had missed Hook so much and and as soon as her Dad parked the car; she was opening the door and running to his house. With the Mickey Mouse dressed as a Pirate, she had picked out for him.

Em let herself in through the backdoor and found Taz making himself a sandwich. “Welcome back Kiddo. He’s downstairs.” Em thanked him and opened the door that led to the basement. She was halfway down the stairs, hidden behind the wall. When she froze after hearing one of lacrosse friends say her name.

“She is such a clinger,” Someone else added. “It wouldn’t be so bad, if she was hot.” Another one added “Not hot and a nerd.” A boy who she knew was named James and was in her math class last year asked, “Your not saying anything Hook. What do you like her or something?”

Em waited to hear Hook stand up to them and kick them out of his basement. Instead her heart broke when she heard him laugh. “Of course I don’t like her. My parents force me to be nice to her. And she doesn’t get the hint that I could care less.” There was an awkward pause, almost like his friends were giving him doubtful looks, so he kept going. “Plus, she still has braces and is flat. I think James has bigger boobs than her.”

Emma felt her stomach drop, her face felt hot, and the tears were already leaking out of her eyes. She raced back up the stairs and found Taz still in the kitchen. ‘Whats wrong Em?” He looked like he was about to march downstairs and kick some teenage boys ass. She made up some excuse about not feeling good, and left the mickey mouse plush on the kitchen island, before running out the door.

Age: Sixteen

Emma cursed, she had slept through her alarm and was going to be late to school; if she didn’t hurry up. She quickly threw on fresh jeans and her favorite tee, before shoving her feet into green converse. Her hair would have to go into a messy bun and she would need to double up the deodorant and perfume, due to lack of the shower. Looking out the window, Emma watched her bus drive by. “Shit.” Em cursed again, her parents had to leave for work early on Mondays. Her only option was to get a ride from Anne. At least she could eat breakfast now. Emma watched from her living room window and left when she saw Anne and Hook walking to their car. She felt her stomach knot, maybe she should just stay home today. But remembered that she promise to help paint backdrops from the schools play tonight. Grabbing her bag and locking the front door, she yelled over. “Hi Anne! Can you please give me a lift to school?”

Anne turned around and her face broke into a huge smile. “Of course we can!”

Emma climbed into the cars backseat thanking Anne. The whole drive Anne talked about how much she missed Em coming over for dinner and driving her around. “It was so nice having another woman around. You should let me drive you to school every day.”

“That’s okay. I like the bus.” Emma lied and she heard Hook sigh. Ever since that night she overheard Hook, he had became a polo wearing preppy popular lacrosse kid and refused to acknowledge her.

Em thought back to the day he made fun of her with all his friends. He did try apologizing to her later that night. Hook even found a way to make his eyes tear up when he said “it was just locker room talk.”And that he was “really really sorry.” Emma closed the door in his face and they never talked again.

Emma ignored him and stayed quiet for the rest of the ride, besides thanking Anne again. The truth was Emma hated Hook now and it was pretty obvious that Hook hated her as well.

Age 18

“Just a couple more,” Emma’s mom asked. Em rolled her eyes, but smiled. Today was Ems graduation and her mom had already taken thousands of pictures. While she was getting ready, during the ceremony, and now after. She watched as Hook and his family pulled into their driveway and got out. Her mom excitedly called them over. “Emma and Hook stand together and get a couple of pictures together.” She wanted to say absolutely not, but her mom and Anne looked so happy. Emma and Hook both nodded their heads and stood about six feet away from each other and awkwardly smiled.

Taz lighting his cigar yelled out, “come on kids. Stand like you know and like each other.” Emma took a step closer to Hook and he closed the gap. His arm wrapped around her shoulder. Her arm wrapped around his shoulder, the same posed they did all the time as kids. Their moms snapping a dozen photos each.

Hook cleared his throat, he was so tall now that Em had to look up at him. She used to love teasing him about being taller. “I heard you got into that fancy art school.”

“Uh yeah.” Em noticed that the adults had walked away and they were alone. “And your going to Bucknell and playing lacrosse there too.”

“Yeah, I leave for training in a week.”

“Oh.” Emma just realized they wouldn’t be neighbors anymore. She should have felt like partying, and she did. But there was a very small part of her that was sad too.

A long obnoxious car horn went off, a yellow jeep wrangler was pulling up, filled with lacrosse players. Emma felt Hooks arm leave her shoulder and she moved her as well. “Have a great summer Em.”

“You too Hook,” Emma said, but Hook was already in the car and there was no way he could have heard her. Em watched the car drive away as she wondered what life was going to be like now.

[thisonewhocanbreathe]

15 QUESTIONS FOR FRIENDS 

(thanks for the tag @bowergirlwitch — croissant twin xD 🫶)

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Are you named after someone ?

well if we’re referring to our usernames i guess i’m named after someone who can breathe, which is a huge responsibility in itself as well as a lot of pressure on my shoulder because— who even does that?? lmao 

buuuuut if we’re referring to our actual names actually yes!! i’m named after my mom’s great grandmother (that makes her my great great grandmother but yeah) 

When was the last time you cried ?

i don’t remember?? lmfao

Do you have kids ?

no and i’m definitely not planning to x)

What sports do you play/have played ?

i played football, rugby and handball all at different points in my life when i was younger. now i’m trying to get into jogging because it’s healthy and shit but ughhh honestly 

Do you use sarcasm ?

lol who even uses sarcasm? (yes. all the time.) 

What is the first thing you notice about people ?

whether they’re comfortable interacting with new people or not. i don’t even know why but when i’m gonna meet someone new i’m immediately going to try and guess whether they feel at ease or not 

What is your eye color ?

green (i use it as a flex xD)

Scary movies or happy endings ?

scary movies all the way, duh

Any talents ?

ah i wish!! (i play the guitar and the piano, and i write— not sure if i’m so talented tho but i do sometimes impress myself)

Where were you born ?

in the south of France 

What are your hobbies ?

omg— um, reading, writing, playing video games, playing guitar, playing piano, 👏 watching 👏movies 👏 (and shows) and i guess that’s pretty much it

Do you have any pet ?

i don’t but my roommate does have a cat named cookie if that counts 

Favorite subject in school ?

it was english buuuut i really liked history too

Dream job ?

don’t even ask me i wish i had a hundred lives so i could try every job ever but it would also take capitalism to stop being a thing for me to actually enjoy it lol

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tagging ppl : i’m gonna tag @im-the-son-of-rage-and-lov3 and @my-castles-crumbling (as always, no pressure tags, it’s up to you, if you come across this and don’t feel like doing it don’t even worry abt it 🫶) 

[snickiebear]

what’s your current media object of obsession? please feel free to elaborate as enthusiastically as you need. i’m rotating friends at the table’s (ttrpg podcast) “counter/weight” season in my mind.

alternatively, what summer beverages are you most excited to consume again?

MAUSE!

okay so this isn't exactly media in the sense that other people can view/consume it, but! my friends and i have this zombie rp thing going and im kinda sorta obsessed with it and my characters HAHA

so basically, the virus is an evolved form of rabies that spread via animal and now via bite. it hit in 2010 and it's been around for ten years, there's five different stages of the disease/zombies but they're called Starving. My sister and i built up the lore and its been so fun esp since she's been playing a lot of zombie video games (TLOU I & II, Days Gone, etc)

but basically, my two characters, Griffin and Celeste, are these two kid-made-adults in this world. Griffin was eighteen when the virus hit, Celeste was five. Griffin ends up having to help his mom take out his brother and dad when they get bit and then later having to do the same to his mom when she gets bit also. It's by complete chance that Griffin runs into the men that corner Celeste and ends up saving her.

They're very Joel and Ellie coded but also not LMAO. They first get help from a survivalist/dooms day planner who takes them in, gives them all the tough love in the world, and then kicks them out with the skills and supplies they'd need to survive. Then, they end up joining a merc group (and in this world there are human camps but there isn't an overlying government or anything) for a few years and travels with these people until one of them tries to hurt Celeste and Griffin kills him.

There's, uh, a lot of violence in their backstory but they're tough cookies LMAO. Celeste is a lil pyro and is very adapt at building bombs of all kinds. Griffin is one hell of a marksman but hates guns and will use a bow and arrow whenever he can. They're literally so fun together, they've got this sibling/parent & child/best friend/partner in crime/rival bond and i love playing around with their dynamic.

My other friends have characters too, and before the actual rp starts, Griffin and Celeste end up being saved by two of the others; Phoebe and Alex, who are siblings and have been up on an isolated farm ever since the disease started to spread.

Griffin and Phoebe have SUCH A GOOD ROMANCE LMAO they're SO FUCKING FUN bc Pheobe is so so smart but also so Stupid bc she can't help but be curious about everything she hasn't seen and Griffin is grumpy and mean but HES AN ASSHOLE WITH A HEART OF GOLD which means he's. SIMP and so they argue and bicker and all that

Celeste is like this halfway between adult and child, but she's such a prankster and shit stirer and definitely corrupts Alex in the best ways bc he's this shy little thirteen year old and Celeste is always ready to rock someone's shit.

but yeah its just really fun and my friend and i have so many aus for Greebs LMAO they're also so Sterek coded (teenwolf) that its insane LMAO so immediately i started a teenwolf au and had the pleasure of giving the run down of the plot

also! summer beverage would have to be... milkshakes. i love milkshakes LMAO idk if those are really considered summer drinks but they're delicious. also, lemonade bc who doesn't like lemonade? i really love to bake and cook and stuff, so tiktok showed me this limonade thing a few weeks ago and im dying to try and make it LOL

thank u so much for dropping by mause :''''))) i rlly missed this fr

[nonadjacent]

live reacting to ii3 e13 bc i haven't done one of these in a while

i genuinely forgot ii is releasing a new episode today good thing i pushed through with my sleep deprivation

inanimate insanity season 3 episode 13 spoilers

cw // silver spoon slander haha, caps, swearing

THEYRE A BUTTERFLY NOW OMGOLLY

non-binary solidarity real

flip that that that that that that that dwijibeo dwijibeo

oh lord what are they up to now...

intro jamming time to wake myself up i am going to pass out soon enough

SEVEN? OH MY GOD IM NOT PATYING ATTENTION

oh lord i am already having a bad feeling yin yang may get eliintated this episode

YOU WANT ZOME. MILK, WITH. THOSE COOKIEDS. FUCKL.

oh lord. isnt. one of them lactose or um. gluten intolerant.

see i am still. mad at silver spoon. bastard

i am so sleep deprived im so sorry

cabby yes

silver shut up already i m not in a good mood tonight

oh hm i remember this course so deja vu

wally

WALLY

OG GHOS

OH GOD.

MAYBE I SHOULD SHUT UP. WHYD I THINK WALLY.

cabbyang alliance please oh lord

they are holding my sanity in place

the nickloonbot siblings are cool but you two are holding my sanity ocmpletey

side. view. yinyang.

oh lord

I'M SORRY YY THROWING SAND OH MY GOD

AUDIBLE WHEEZE

grappling hook obby ii (real)_

WAIT.

WAIT.

NICKEL.

I.

aib and ii episode 1 moment

wait why are they on ice

OH MY GOD I REALLY NEED TO SLEEP

SILVER.

HUH.,

WHAT IS GOINFG.

NOOOO. YIN YANG.

OH MY GOD.

I AM GOING TO CRY TONIGHT I CAN ALREADY SENSE IT.

STOP.

I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO CRY

SHUT SUP

SHUT UP.

STOP BRINGING UP BASEBALL. OH MY GOD,

i follow the bickel ceo on my personal tiktok they are so cool side tangent

STAND UP FOR YOURSELF NICKEL YES.

wait did he die

i got. a fucking. tang fruit juice ad. after he got squised.

OH.

cabby officially did the bee roblox game face

god i'm so going to sleep after this

did yall know i beat my 40 lines record at tetrio today i got 40 lines in 1:55 that's awesome for me

OH?.

OH GOD. ACTUALLY.

WHO CAN I TRUST ANYMORE.

IF. BOT OR BALLOON GET. BOOTED. I AM GOING TO EXPLODE.

OH. MY GOD.

I AM NOT DOING THIS TODAY.

DEAR GOD.

I NEED A SECOND.

I PAUSED THE VIDEO. THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.

MY PEOPLE-PLEASING, CONFLICT-HATING, MEDIATOR PERSONALITY CANNOT STAND THEM HAVING INFIGHTS WITH EACH OTHER.

i'm not gonna be a good psychologist, aren't I haha

I AM SO SCARED RIGHT NOW.

OH LORS.

I. ACTGUALLY PHYSICALLY CANNOT HIT THE PLAY BUTTON. NOT BECAUSE MY PC IS BROKEN, I JUST DON'T EWANT TO.

WHOA.

I AM SENSING CANDLE IS OUT JUST RIGHT NOW BUT LET'S SEE.

I.

AM

GENUINELY. SHOCKED.

I MEAN NONE OF MY FAVES GET ELIMINATED TODAY. BUT. WOW.

BALLOWOONW I LOVE YOU

nickloon divorce era

i am

i have a pit in my stomach right now actually

they're really making us never forget aboutclover baptising nickel with luck aren't they

OH?

OH I DID NOT CONNECT THAT ACTUALLY?

welp now nickel's no longer invincible

candle. i am sad you're gone but can i be honest it's kinda well-deserved.

I AM. SO USING THAT YANG THING. ON MY FRIENDS.

I'M RECORDING THATG AFTER THIS OH MY GOD

why is he smiling like a frog

you know when i thought ii

OH MYT FOASD SILVER SLPIN

WHOA. I AM SORRY FOR SLANDERING YOU TODAY THAT "ADAMATION" WAS SAD.

you know when i thought ii3 would be a funny haha season as a break from the depressing ii2? yeah, no. consider me wrong teehee

adam i do not have the money nor time... to buy my loml's plush...

[oliver142]

Fuck it, I'ma do it, questions aren't that bad for most of them anyways, so I don't see the harm

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

It's complicated

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

My fiance

03: Do you regret anything?

A lot of shit

04: Are you insecure?

Definitely

05: What is your relationship status?

Engaged

06: How do you want to die?

In my sleep so I don't have to be scared

07: What did you last eat?

Toast and eggs

08: Played any sports?

Soccer

09: Do you bite your nails?

Yeah

10: When was your last physical fight?

About 3 years or so ago

11: Do you like someone?

Yeah, my fiancé

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

No but close it it, like 40 hours ish

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

Yeah

14: Do you miss someone?

Yeah, a few people

15: Have any pets?

2 cats

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

Board, anxious, and sad

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

Not a public one

18: Are you scared of spiders?

Kinda, depends on the spider

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

Yeah, but not that far back

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

My fiance s bedroom

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

Probably smoke some bowls and play video games and chores

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

No kids for now

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

Just the 2 basic lobes

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

Anything if I'm taught right

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

A good couple people and who some people used to be

26: What are you craving right now?

Touch

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

Probably, yeah

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

Yeah

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

Yeah

30: What’s irritating you right now?

My hair, it's not long enough to go into a pony tail let alone a braid, but it's long enough to be in my eyes all the time

31: Does somebody love you?

Course

32: What is your favourite color?

Black and dark blue and dark purple

33: Do you have trust issues?

Definitely

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

I was at work and occasionally we have training and my manager was there while I was closing (no one else is ever on a closing shift but me unless I'm training irl) and my manager told me I had some training I had to do but instead of it being on the computer it was a task and I had to avoid COD soldiers (the three of them being könig, chuy, and another one I didn't recognize) but I had to collect ingredients to bake cookies without being caught by them while rummaging and climbing through storage shelves, eventually I push a heavy box over and knock könig out with it and after that I kinda don't remember what happens until Im at my house and somehow my fixed female cat hives birth to a singular kitten and the "father" was my other fixed female cat but the kitten was born and was already like 3 months old, idk it was weird

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

My fiance

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

Little bit yeah

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

Forget, but that's just because I can't help it

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

No

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

14/15 ish

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

No

51: Favourite food?

A southern breakfast

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

Yeah

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

Read fan fiction

54: Is cheating ever okay?

Depends but 99% of the time, no

55: Are you mean?

I've been told I can be

56: How many people have you fist fought?

Like 3

57: Do you believe in true love?

Yeah

58: Favourite weather?

A sunny fall day

59: Do you like the snow?

Yeah

60: Do you wanna get married?

Yeah, I'm going to be, but not in the traditional sense, mostly for legal stuff, but we want our own kind of ceremony

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

Yeah

62: What makes you happy?

My fiance, friends, cats, fan fiction, video games, the woods

63: Would you change your name?

I'm going to legally when I get married

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

Not emotionally, but getting the chance to again, yea

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

Politely decline, and offer to still be friends, nothing changing

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

Not at the moment, but I would love to have another best friend

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

My coworker

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

My fiancé

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

Yeah

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

Course

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[venomgender]

i was tagged by @mirainikki yippee!!

last song: the live version of endless possibility from the sonic symphony

favorite color: this question is so nuaced for me but i think if we're talking just like favorite single color w no color combos or anything probably #ff0000 (default red. lol)

last book: UHHHH i dont remember what the last one i read was... probably the yaoi "the main villian is stuck to me like chewing gum" LMFAO. its good... it was either that one or be my baby. but i dont think i ever actually started reading the novel for be my baby...

last movie: lord of the rings: fellowship of the rings (staring off into the distance) the movie is fun and not boring at all.

last tv show: i dont know 🖤 i dont watch tv like at all... probably idolish 7

last thing i searched: "peta stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey post"

current obsession: erm... yaoi xD

looking forward to: the semester ending and finally having free time to finish kh1...

favorite drink: ive become really tea pilled lately i just drank this like. im pretty sure it was just called 'winter blend' LOL from heb it was good as fuuuuck. my fave tea of all time will always been spearmint tho

song playing on loop in your head 24/7: right now it is machine love by jamie page its been stuck in my head for like 2 days now

current favorite character: this one also has too much nuance bc i am always currently reading at least 50 different stories at a time... we will say han sooyoung though. i have a plushy of her that literally makes me feel normal when i start going insane in public

fun activity you would like to get into: i want to get into sewing / making my own clothes...

last video game: yuuuup. cookie clickerWait no it would have been kh1. yeah it wouldve been kh1

last comic/graphic novel: WELL THIS ALSO HAS. NUANCE. LOL. i am halfway through the latest update for cherry doll scandal but im also rereading the new recruit buuuuut ive also been slowly reading 'no home' (not a yaoi). which is so good butt makes me horrible depressed so i have to. take breaks. heart. im also halfway through reading the update for god of war regressed to level 2 (i got distracted and forgot i was reading it. lol.) (also not a yaoi)

im not tagging anyone because im shy but if u see this and wantt to do it you can say i tagged you heart im so nosey i would love to have people say they tagged me

[cripplingparanoia]

🩷About me!💕

• I'm not going to say my legal name, but you may call me Ahana or Ana, & my initials are JJSS.

•I am 🧿21🪦, and my birthday is on Oct 2nd, so I am a ⚖️Sun in Libra🛡️

•I live in the United States

•I have 2 favorite colors, green and pink

•I also like blue, purple, brown, grey, black and white a lot

•My favorite animal is Manatees

•If I could go anywhere, I would go to Japan

•My favorite place to go is the beach

•I am not married but I hope to be.

•I have a baby son. Mother of One👶🏽🍼

•I am Bisexual💜Slytherin🐍Decepticon👾

•I am monogamous with men aside from girlfriends. That is to say, I will only be in a relationship with one man at a time, but whether I am with a man or woman, I am open to more girlfriends. It's not exactly "ambiamorous", but that is the closest label I know of. I am a 💞Lover🩷🔒💘Girl💕

•I am a 🪽Female🗝️ and I identify with that, I go by 🪬She/Her🌊, but due to my ♾️ Dx AuDHD🦖&OSDD-1b👥, as well as my spiritual and personal beliefs, ✝️Religiously Christian⛪ 🕉️Spiritually Omnist🌀, ☯️Hippie☮️, Im not sure that there is a way I can explain my experience of gender that would work, so I find it easier to stick with the default, and I think identifying as cis female is an important aspect that complements the more mysterious aspects of how I experience my identity (I am a woman but in the way moss, rain, and crows are. Like I'm not nb, I'm a girl, but I'm a swamp girl, I am made of mud, but in a female way)

•I would love to publish some of my novels and poetry, and it'd be nice if I ever released any of my music

•If I did get famous for my music I'd be like female Freddie Mercury.

•If my books took off tho, I'd probably just live alone in the woods in a cabin with a lil livestock and a garden, or just wherever I live before that, & occasionally do a book signing or something lol. Accept an award then disappear again lol

•When I was 13, my dream job was to be a Forensic Anthropologist after reading Deaths Acre. Now, it might still be a nice idea, but if I had to work, I'd either be in a daycare or pet store/shelter, or a funeral home, graveyard, or morgue. Lol, yeah, I tend to be starkly contrasting like that

•Other than that, it'd be nice to own a florist/plant nursery that also sells other lil stuff like crystals and fresh raw honey and dried flower crowns etc. or a cafe that has photo booths where you can have brunch and a photo shoot with the food & props

•My hobbies include baking, reading, watching TV, playing video games, watching YouTube, going on walks or runs, being in nature, going shopping, and making art or decorating. I'm trying to get into knitting, and I know how to sew, but I don't have a machine. I want to garden, and have pets and livestock eventually. I like hiking, swimming, camping, going on picnics, exploring, and going outdoors in general. I'd like to do more adventuring. I want to do ballet and belly dancing and karate. I'd need to exercise, do yoga, meditate and just relax more overall, do some spa or self care days... Aspiring Author🖋️📔

•My favorite foods are burritos, tacos, sushi jambalaya, pizza, and any soups or stews (beef stew)

•My favorite snacks are hot cheetos, cheese it's, gold fish, iced animal crackers, bread & rolls, mozzarella sticks, and charcuterie boards

•My favorite desserts are ice cream, cheesecake, chocolate cake, cookie cake, red velvet cake (I especially like those last 2 for my birthday), macrons, churros, sour gummy worms, sour patch kids, pie, snickerdoodles, peanut butter cookies, chocolate chip cookies, and iced sugar cookies (yk the ones)

•My favorite drinks are monster, black or sweetened coffee (mocha or pumpkin spice especially!), vodka!!! (w la croix), tequila, whiskey, mountain dew, dr. pepper, smoothies, and lemonade

•My all time favorite song is Puppy Princess by Hot Freaks, and the my top 4 (of 5) is Heatwaves by Glass animals, Cry By Cigarettes after sex, Treehouse by Alex G, and the lonely by Christina Perry

•My favorite artists are XXXTENTACION, Queen, My Chemical Romance, ICP, Marina and the diamond, Melanie Martinez, Lana Del Rey, Mitsuki, Lil Tecca, Juice Wrld, Lil Peep YNW Melly, and Joji

•My favorite movies are The Breakfast Club, Pretty Woman, Harry Potter, and Star Wars.

•My favorite shows are Transformers G1, Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, Regular Show, Steven Universe, My Little Pony, South Park, and Naruto.

•My favorite books are The Furthest Away Mountain by Lynn Reid Banks, The Girl of Fire and Thorns Series by Rae Carson, A Separate Peace by John Knowles, A Long Walk To water by Linda Sue Park, and Animal Farm by George Orwell.

•My other favorite songs are anything by XXXTENTACION (especially NEVER and KING) and Queen (especially Killer Queen and Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy) and My Chemical Romance (Especially Demolition Lovers, The World is Ugly, and The Light Behind Your Eyes), Piggy Pie & Sixicde Hotline by ICP, Something in the Way Dumb, Rxpe Me, and Polly by Nirvana, Money Machine, Hand Crushed By a Mallet, Stupid Horse and Dumbest Girl Alive by 100 gecs, Heyloft and Verbatim by Mother Mother, Hold on Till May by Pierce the Veil, I'm Not a Vampire by Falling in Reverse, all I want is you by Rebzyyx, TV by Billie Eillish, Lucky by Lucky twice, Go Ghost by Karlaaa, Mary by Alex G, Nowhere to Run by Stegosaurus Rex, and No Wind Resistance by Kinneret.

[amekonocternia]

I haven't really said anything because i try not to dwell to long on things like this since it's so common and just makes me feel like shit but I might as well bite the bullet.

[ Talk about cookie run and racism ]

I don't play devsisters games, I refuse to play them. All my information comes from social media, videos others upload of the stories, screenshots of character convos, outfits, details, etc. I enjoy cookie run as a story and characters and in my art i've seperated and changed it from the source material drastically, I do not enjoy the company or its games. I am not welcome by the company, the company does not want me and people like me playing their games, they do not see me and people like me as people, they see us as costumes, stereotypes, things to oogle at. I will not give them money through playing their games because they do not want me there.

They do not want indiginous people, they do not want southeast asian people, they do not want people of color. They have shown that time and time again and everytime it happens you all pretend to be suprised and pretend to care for maybe a week on average if even that, then go back to things like nothings happened. They are not ignorant, they know what they're doing and they do it intentionally, they will not stop doing it.

Yogurca in its entirety, tigar lily (and no, tarzan isn't the argument you think it is) , the "native" outfit, the making a voodoo monkey enemy, purple yams character being a antiblack stereotype, purple yams entire fucking slave costume where hes in literal chains and calls lychee his master (I'm still pissed at how fast y'all looked away from that one, i could argue some people could be ignorant of the stereotype but this one is so fucking obvious).

Time and time again they have said the same message, they have no intention to change, and the way people will pretend to care then continue to give them money speaks volumes. I do not care that you don't purchase the in game purchaces, playing the game, downloading the game, still gives them money. I am not one to force people to do anything they don't want to do, but I will say that if I can still follow things without giving them money than you can too.

I'm just pretty tired at this point, sometimes I feel like a upset parent just like 'I'm not mad just disapointed'

Anyways it's like 12 and I just needed to get this off my chest so im going to sleep now, ignore misspells i don't got my glasses on.