#im going to HELL for this

[justarandomart]

POV: you are Ford

[roosterm3at]

hello dansecock nation

[witch-of-the-writing-desk]

Everyone pop your pussy like this

[fridge-orange]

Hello tumblr,

Im aware im late as hell but it’s mostly because I debated whether or not I actually wanted to post this. My boyfriend has dragged me into transformers hell, and that’s currently where I remain to this day. And because I love him and have chosen to spare him my autistic wrath, I drew him his favorite bot for Valentine’s Day!

Love you @comedicjustice

The rest of you just get to enjoy some silliness while I continue to pollute this hell site

[animentality]

[histrynerdss]

borrowed a book from the library and it's like a learning french thing

when i got to the numbers i thought of like a fic idea????

bottom al thats either radioapple or x reader where reader and/or luci make him count how many orgasms he's had and at some point he's so unable to think he reverts to french 🥰

[bunnyreaper]

johnny is a good catholic boy, but a really shitty boyfriend. 

(18+/mdni, f!reader, noncon/dubcon, impregnation, abortion, toxic behaviour, blasphemy... probably)

johnny was quite the manipulative little shit, really. he only decided to mention once you were getting hot and heavy just how catholic he was, how condoms were against god's plan and how they were unnatural. (besides, don't you want it to feel the best for him? don't you want to feel him with nothing between the two of you?)

of course anyone else can see he's fucking lying, but the sparkling look in his eyes has you convinced, and surely johnny would never lie or manipulate you like that, right?

he promised he would pull out before he came, promised he wouldn't get you pregnant just yet because he knows how much you don't want kids. definitely not now, maybe not ever. but your warm depths were just too tempting, breeding you was just so natural, you couldn't even fight him off as he pinned you down with his hard cock and filled you full of rope after rope of cum and groaned praises to you through the whole thing.

and then you found out you were pregnant, and johnny had to do everything in his power to conceal how fucking happy he was at this outcome. his girl, growing his child.

everything about it made him just want to pin you down and fill you again, after all you had nothing to lose now, it was all too late.

when you start to withdraw from him, he blames it on the pregnancy hormones, but then he realises the truth one day when scrolling through your search history. he expects to find you research cribs or baby names, but instead finds a medical website all about termination--you want rid of the baby, his baby.

he finds you in front of the mirror, looking at your growing stomach with misery in your eyes as plain as day. he doesn't see why you're so miserable when you'd be better off at home with your babies instead of out on the field with him. he kisses your shoulder, wraps his arm around your stomach and looks you deep in the eye--pinning you with a knowing gaze. all you see within is the situation he's trapped you in.

keep the pregnancy he forced upon you, or live with the fact that in his eyes, you'll always be the girlfriend that murdered his baby.

[thund3randrain]

Slythein Skittles fans is this yo gang?

[aster-starling]

Made Slendy a catboy 'cause yes

Pray for me 'cause there's no way he'll let me run with this

Slenderman © Victor Surge

[kafka-ohdear]

so this is what they call "what happens when you pause band of brothers randomly".

[jaxbutwhocares]

(Sorry for a random irl story, i just need to get this out 😭 The other day I was in my study hall and we had a substitute teacher. I didn't really notice though until I walked up to the substitute and asked if he could sign my pass so I could make up a test in one of my classes. He signed it, and gave a appreciateion card to sign for Mr Noname. Since I'm kinda a goofball I decided to write my name in all caps and pressed the pen HARD on the paper. After that I drew a scary looking face with pointy teeth below it then asked "What is this for?" then the substitute looked at me and said "Mr Noname's wife just past away, and they were married for 42 years. Thats why I wanted you to sign it." ....WHAT DID I JUST DO 😭😭😭😭......)

[pawsimses]

Cursed New Ship Art Alert

No I'm not sorry

[froggycakes]

anyone else think pete looks kinda like a femme billy ray cyrus

[captainbanana365]

I yassified Eric Cartman

I need to be put down

[waffleslashermaster]