#im going to HELL for this
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justarandomart · 3 months ago
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POV: you are Ford
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roosterm3at · 9 months ago
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hello dansecock nation
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witch-of-the-writing-desk · 10 months ago
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Everyone pop your pussy like this
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animentality · 1 month ago
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psychesetra · 2 months ago
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borrowed a book from the library and it's like a learning french thing
when i got to the numbers i thought of like a fic idea????
bottom al thats either radioapple or x reader where reader and/or luci make him count how many orgasms he's had and at some point he's so unable to think he reverts to french 🥰
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bunnyreaper · 1 year ago
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johnny is a good catholic boy, but a really shitty boyfriend. 
(18+/mdni, f!reader, noncon/dubcon, impregnation, abortion, toxic behaviour, blasphemy... probably)
johnny was quite the manipulative little shit, really. he only decided to mention once you were getting hot and heavy just how catholic he was, how condoms were against god's plan and how they were unnatural. (besides, don't you want it to feel the best for him? don't you want to feel him with nothing between the two of you?)
of course anyone else can see he's fucking lying, but the sparkling look in his eyes has you convinced, and surely johnny would never lie or manipulate you like that, right?
he promised he would pull out before he came, promised he wouldn't get you pregnant just yet because he knows how much you don't want kids. definitely not now, maybe not ever. but your warm depths were just too tempting, breeding you was just so natural, you couldn't even fight him off as he pinned you down with his hard cock and filled you full of rope after rope of cum and groaned praises to you through the whole thing.
and then you found out you were pregnant, and johnny had to do everything in his power to conceal how fucking happy he was at this outcome. his girl, growing his child.
everything about it made him just want to pin you down and fill you again, after all you had nothing to lose now, it was all too late.
when you start to withdraw from him, he blames it on the pregnancy hormones, but then he realises the truth one day when scrolling through your search history. he expects to find you research cribs or baby names, but instead finds a medical website all about termination--you want rid of the baby, his baby.
he finds you in front of the mirror, looking at your growing stomach with misery in your eyes as plain as day. he doesn't see why you're so miserable when you'd be better off at home with your babies instead of out on the field with him. he kisses your shoulder, wraps his arm around your stomach and looks you deep in the eye--pinning you with a knowing gaze. all you see within is the situation he's trapped you in.
keep the pregnancy he forced upon you, or live with the fact that in his eyes, you'll always be the girlfriend that murdered his baby.
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thund3randrain · 10 months ago
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Slythein Skittles fans is this yo gang?
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g0blinm0d3 · 3 months ago
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kafka-ohdear · 1 year ago
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so this is what they call "what happens when you pause band of brothers randomly".
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pawsimses · 5 months ago
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Cursed New Ship Art Alert
No I'm not sorry
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froggycakes · 9 months ago
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anyone else think pete looks kinda like a femme billy ray cyrus
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everythingwasnormalhere · 7 months ago
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Kyle
YASSS KYLE ✨✨
Warning my hcs for him might look a bit ooc for anyone who doesn't literally share my brain 💀
TW: s/h, ED, attempted sewerslide, hospitalization
First thing first, this kid's mental health is Fucked Up
He gets through so much shit as a kid, which mostly keeps affecting him as he grows up
When he's a little kid, he's pretty chubby (it's your fault I hc this XD), because Sheila has him completely spoiled
But since humancentiPad be stopped eating almost completely
He couldn't eat anything without throwing up for months at first
And since then he's not been able to eat much either, even though he doesn't puke every time anymore
So yeah, he has an ED and he fucking hates it
HumancentiPad also left him with mouth scars, he hates mirrors because they force him to acknowledge them :(
His relationship with his friends also gets worse on their early teens
Mainly Cartman
The only thing keeping Kyle sane was Stan fr
Like, even if he was getting progressively worse mentally, Stan would make sure it wasn't too bad
But when Stan went to the psych ward at 15, Kyle completely broke
Between the worry for his SBF (he'd attempted Kyle had almost lost him forever fuck fuck fuck what if it happened again), and the being without him for a whole month, it fucked Kyle up so bad
Kyle basically went into a huge mania, always acting happy and cheerful and laughing even though inside he felt fucking awful
When Stan got back he felt so bad
He still stuck with Kyle the same as always :)
Only way to see Kyle's genuine smile (super rare event) is when he's with Stan<3
The only moments Kyle breaks character is when he's by himself
Like literally nobody's seen him cry since he was a little kid, even though his breakdowns are almost weekly
It's at the point that even Cartman genuinely checks on him sometimes
His immune system sucks and that's why he's sick so often
Mentally, he has HPD, an unlabeled ED and bipolar I
He's in a (hypo?)manic episode almost all the time
But he's never been hospitalized nor medicated for it
So he just. Keeps getting worse :(
Self-injury a lot
He used to hide his cuts but he gave up on it
His literal only coping mechanism is hurting himself :(
He doesn't have a specific style, but all his clothes are colorful and eye-strain-y
He keeps wearing his hat, but now it's covered in multicolor paint after he had a big episode
He reads a lot, he always has a book in his bag
At school, he's best at math and English
Not counting literature, he sucks at that
He's pretty good at geography too
His gender and sexuality are both unlabeled, but he goes by he/they
His parents care about him, but they also don't want to be the talk of all the town by getting Kyle admitted into the mental hospital
Plus Kyle insists he'll be fine so they want to believe him
He still takes care of Ike sometimes and they have an alright relationship, but they don't talk as much anymore
He'll probably be fine, eventually,,, but not yet :(
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captainbanana365 · 2 months ago
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I yassified Eric Cartman
I need to be put down
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waffleslashermaster · 1 year ago
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bloodbruise · 10 months ago
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We are all a little bit insane
yeah, well. myself more than others because after answering that ask i kept thinking about rosekiller fucking in a puddle of blood and how evan's hair would go from blond to crimson from it and my brain started short circuiting
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allmightyscroll-swag · 2 months ago
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Disco Elysium x Murder Drones au where Khan is Harry & Kim is The teacher
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