#im god awful at anatomy

[1mm4d13]

Sum stuff goin down with DangerVille and Goji Center

[aulerean]

a bamboozling turn of events

[bingobongobonko]

[ingoodjesst]

just two devil hunting eyepatch ladies sharing a smoke 🚬🚬

[sci-the-superb]

How do you guys reconcile with the fact that despite doing digital art for 14+ years you don't actually know how to draw at all

[lotus-pear]

IF ASAGIRI WONT DRAW THE FAMILY REUNION ILL FUCKING DO IT MYSELF

[doctor-yoshi-soul]

Having a blast with the pizza-made horrors beyond my comprehension

[mngo-jii]

☆ 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞 (𝐡𝐩 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝) 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 CRUSHING HEADCANONS ! 🐚

✉️ : i guess ill write it myself then (p.s. i havent written in MONTHS but you have NO right to tell me this sucks because this is the most you can get for hpma x reader 😠 /j) I'm open to requests, I'm bored

Daniel Page, who accidentally messes up his potion from staring at you too hard—who, on the other hand, was too fixated and focused on trying to help him ferment the mixture with what he had teached you so far.

Daniel Page, who constantly, indirectly calls you pretty.

Lottie had asked for advice on who she should draw to practice anatomy on, adding that it should be someone who has relatively pretty features so it won't be too hard to captivate. On the spur of the moment, Daniel was the one who almost immediately responded with your name.

Daniel Page, who always offers to help you study for exams, of course without a remark on how you "always need him" first.

Daniel Page, who ironically always needs you, and goes to you for help even though everyone else is a 100% available and a lot more suitable for the situation.

Daniel Page, who's slowly getting used to sneaking out at night with you to explore Hogwarts even further. To the point he could almost feel a pang of disappointment when you decide not to go.

"Alright," he speaks through his usual accent, "It's better not to get hung up by Mr. Filch anyway." He wishes you a goodnight after you do and tries to ignore the way his shoulders slump and how his mood lightly drops.

Daniel Page, who randomly gets reminded of how pretty you are despite the light frown you have displayed on your face as a result of whatever he said.

Additionally, Daniel Page who can't help but halt his speech when he realises how pretty your pout looks and the way you sassily cross your arms at him, so out of patience yet ready to hear him out. Hence why he always ends up "reluctantly" complying with your plan instead of his.

Daniel Page who covers up the fact that he wants you to dance with him "as a favor."

Daniel Page who gives you a flower because it was an "extra herb" he didn't need (even though he could have kept it for the next potion that acquired it), and makes up an entire potion when you asked what it was used for.

Daniel Page who suddenly distances himself from you when you start hanging out with another male student—

Daniel Page who says it was he who was "your first" and who has been on adventures with you more than anyone else and asks what's so special about said male student once you worriedly ask him what's going on

Daniel Page who's stuttering, awful lying, and flushed face never fail to give him away every time the others question him about you

Daniel Page who looks like a beaten-up puppy whenever you choose someone else over him. Notwithstanding it might be the smallest matter as to accompanying you to go back to your dorm to pick up something you forgot ☠️

Daniel Page who starts to stammer and sweat when you ask his opinion on how a certain outfit, accessory, or makeup looks on you— His response either being "It-it looks fine" or "uhhh um 🧍🏻‍♂️"

Daniel Page who feels guilty about the lack of solid answer he had given you, not to mention the pout on your face once you back away.

So he apologises afterward and straight up tells you that you're always pretty, and that he doesn't understand why you need to be told that when you'll always be the same or even prettier in anything you wear 🤷🏻...

Daniel Page who goes blank when he realises what he had just said ☹️

Just Daniel Daniel Daniel Daniel <3 he's a cutie patootie fr

a/n: GOD I ACTUALLY DON'T LIKE THIS ITS THE BEST I COULD DO IM SORRY

[sonny-whorezik]

still sad and embarrassed my friend said i was too weird and not normal at all today. picked apart everything i love in my room saying it was too weird, told me i have terrible fashion and that i dress like a pedophile and to buy clothes that actually fit, said when (if now) we move in to a place in august i have to keep all my stuff in my room im just :/

she said part of the reason i cannot find a partner is that i am just too weird that my obsession with death and anatomy is weird. mf that's my special interest and has been since i was a kid im sorry i have so many textbooks and bones scattered around my room. told me i smelled awful today but i was at a crime scene in 90 degree weather of course i smell.

just very embarrassed and feel i should change things but i like the things i like a lot, and id rather be alone liking what i like and dressing how i like than settling with someone who cant keep up or bores me but my God i am Lonely! has been 7 months since any contact with anyone and its Boring at this point; i want to share things with someone. yet i cannot find anyone because im 'too weird'

i have a crush on our mutual friend who likes me but is also in love with the friend who called me weird so im not getting into that mess but that's the only person in denver i know who likes me who i cant even feel allowed to like. & i refuse to do long distance again my ex was the only exception ive ever and will ever have i cannot do that again. mman. i just want someone's head on my chest and to share a blanket on a lawn

[goddamnwebcomics]

-Goblins: Life Through Their Eyes + Tempts Fate - By Ellipsis "Elli" Stephens and Danielle Stephens

A webcomic about a bunch of goblins who decide to form up their own rpg hero adventuring party. while another goblin has their own reluctant adventure as a b-plot. Arts seems fine, but then you notice stuff how the goblin main characters look like chewed gum people. It also kinda chucks the characters into their dangerous situations REALLY fast and fequently, relying on a lot of ass-pulling to get the main characters out of them. I've also heard someone from fellow Bad Webcomic Entry "Girl Genius" worked on this too. Lots of time wasting mook battles and skipped updates for advert shilling.

As if that weren't enough the other comic, "Tempt's Fate" is on the same site and is more or less just a donation drive where people paying keeps the titular goblin from getting killed by death traps.

- NIHILGUNZ - By Exzeedvelocity

Possibly the most tryhard edgy thing you will ever see in an ongoing webcomic. About an anthro cat named Malice(?) Wh9 helps a mouse dispose of bodies, it feelscomic equivalent of what is basically the video game "Cruelty Squad" in that is over-the-top mean and crazy, but lacks the involvement of bein a game and is less self-aware. Or maybe it is and its just kinda missing its own point? Im not sure? The style is very stylistic and angular and leads to some weird sequences and anatomy, and the writing in AND out of the comic is juvenile constant swearing.

-Realm of Kaerwyn- by Long Tom and then ZenForce

A fantasy comic that started as different webcomic, which became a roleplay, which became this. The world was once ruled mainly by dragonpeople and is now lived in by humans who were teleported in from another universe, though there are still dragon people around. The world is also overridden by werewolves that spread like a zombie disease through scratching and biting, with only one city left. Honestly don't know too much else aside from the art looking amateurish and the fact that the character who was the protagonist of the original comic and the role play (a half-wolf girl adventurer) is not the real main character of this comic.

Oh god, is the first one THAT Goblins? I've heard it's extremely infamous and the author does not take criticism well As for the other two, NIHILGUNZ does sound genuinely awful. even if the art style is kinda neat. And the third one, I am just confused, but I don't see why I shouldn't give this a chance.

[specksizedgoddess]

I think it’d be rather amusing to watch you try and blow me. The adorable look on your face as you watch in awe when I pull my girlcock out. You’ve probably seen so many dicks on so many girls (you slutty little speck, you~) yet you always react like it’s your first time. Watching you squirm with anticipation as I stand in front of you and stroke myself, my cock (which already dwarfs you, even completely soft) getting even bigger and longer as it gets harder.

Of course, once I’m all the way there, I’ll just slap it onto the table in front of you and watch you get to work. Watching as you try in vain to get your mouth around it, knowing it’ll never happen because the slit is bigger than your head. It would just be adorable, and amusing, and oh so sexy. Be careful around that slit, by the way. We wouldn’t want you falling in, getting… lost, now, would we?

Hmmm… maybe we would! If you do “accidentally” end up in my shaft, you better wiggle and squirm and pray to whatever other gods you believe in that you can make me cum before you reach my bladder. … What’s with that look? … What do you mean, “what about my balls?”

Silly little speck, you never fail to crack me up! Don’t you know that most depictions of cockvore are wildly inaccurate, anatomically speaking? You’d go straight to my bladder, where you’d be melted away into hot, golden girlpiss. So, again, you better make me cum, so you can be shot out before that happens!

…

…either way, whether it’s in a shot of cum or as a bunch of piss, you’ll end up in my belly. I’ll drink either fluid anyway, but especially if I know there’s a tasty little speck in it

Risqué and respectfully (and hoping this isn’t too much)

- 🕊️

P.S. When I called you a slut earlier, that was a positive thing. Sluts are great. This goddess doesn’t slutshame (unless any involved sluts are into it, of course)

SHCHJJHCFJJDUDJDJDINCJXJFEJ

TYSGSHDHS THIS ISNT TOO MUCH AT ALL IN FACT IM. VERY NORMAL <3333

I really do react like its my first time... eyes lighting up, body trembling in exitement, tiny shaft throbbing eagerly as I stare up at you... knocked off balance as you set your shaft down~ slapping it down so easily, sending me sprawling~

Scrambling to my feet, mouth already at work~ straining to get the tip in my mouth before I give up, deciding to just kiss and lick, worshipping~ drooling over it, making out with your cockslit before I slip in...

Hearing you call me silly and dumb, such a silly slut...... my squirming only getting more exited and eager when you tell me about anatomy, how I'd be dragged right to your bladder~ pressing my face against your cockslit, practically BEGGING to be dragged in....

shdhjffjdjffshd gosh.... I'd give anything to be yours~ and dont worry, I always take slut as a compliment~

"pray to whatever other gods you believe in" dhhsdhdhs the only gods I worship are my owners~

[thiriumhound]

5, 6, and 7 for the love-your-fandom asks if you want to! I finished connor by systemic dreams recently since you’ve recommended it in your tags before, and…. I am in awe lol

OH MY GOD ANON I WILL SCREAM THANK YOU FOR READING IT IM INSANE IM UNWELL FOR THAT FIC CHANGED MY DBH LIFE-

ahem anyway uhhh ask game :3 tysm for sending an ask!!! and sry it took so long.... ^^;;

5 (something you see in fics a lot and love) - ooughougouh ummm connor whump?? is that too easy??? see i can't think of smth i see a LOT and LOVE.... ooooh actually good smut. there is a lotta good smut out there LOL this fandom is a great kinda horny sometimes. (thank you mermay 😳)

6 (something you see in art a lot and love) - ........ oh lord im so sorry artists everywhere i cannot think of Anything. brain blank as hell. this fandom has some damn good anatomy though, and badass aesthetic. and any art emphasizing their android nature (goes w fic as well)..... hell yeah 👀 once again my issue is at least partially the requirement by the phrasing of the q that it is both smth i see a LOT and smth i LOVE lol

7 (your favorite tropes to read/write/draw) - ok ok ik i already answered this one in the prev one but why shut up when i can keep talking ok. uhhhh as stated above i love when androids are treated as androids, and as such here i love this sorta "interspecies" dynamic it makes. the trope of a normal guy trying to understand this foreign, incomprehensible sort of person... i love when their differences aren't downplayed or erased but rather accepted and adjusted to, even if with difficulty. brings about a unique kind of relationship i can't get enough of (not specifically talking ship).

i hope those answers made any sense here's the post w the qs if anyone wants to send me more!!!! https://thiriumhound.tumblr.com/post/747618958223540224

[blaithnne]

hey man. hey. hey man. hey. hey. hey what the hell.

THIS??? IS??? FUCKING IMMACULATE??? HOW ARE YOU THIS TALENTED???? HOW CAN YOU JUST PULL UP AND DRAW ALL THREE OF MY BABIES AND MAKE THEM LOOK THIS DAMN GOOD???

the details are INSANE, like holy shit everyone looks amazing. I know nothing about this anime(?) but i am fucking floored by your talent and skill. I CANT STOP LOOKING AT THIS?? FERN LOOKS ADORABLE, LAUREN LOOKS BADASS AS HELL, AND LEANNE DOES TOO?? LIKE AAA AIM HONOURED TO SEE THEM LIKE THIS HOLY SHIT DUDE. and your grasp of ANATOMY especially in Lauren here god damn dude like holy fucking christ alive someone get me a glass of water i need to sit down. i need to lie down for a year. i am deceased. good day to you sir

I could ramble about this for hours dude holy shit this is just. this is. im. i dont have anymore words left to say except THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR INCLUDING THEM IN THIS AU AND INCREDIBLE PIECE??? I WILL FOREVER BE IN AWE. GOD. DAMN!

Jujutsu Hilda: Shibuya Arc

We have The amazing characters Lauren, Leanne, and Fern who belong to the one and only @blaithnne and do go follow them if you want more Hilda related content or if you just wanna see some cool art and style replication,

Staring as

Yuji Itadori/Ryomen Sukuna is Hope

Satoru Gojo is Kaisa

Megumi Fushiguro played by Leanne

Nobara Kugisaki played by Fern

Kenjaku/Geto is played by My Hilda

Aoi Todo played by Jasmine with a special guest, guess if you can.

Finally is LAUREN WHO PLAYS AS THE ONE AND ONLY DIVINE GENERAL MAHORAGA

Random things Lauren and Hope we’re originally gonna have a piece together but I instead ended up making this massive piece.

It took my 7 months to finish this image, it’s the biggest piece

[transbimbozone]

Genuinely so surprising that Horikoshi decided to reveal Midoriya is transgender through a fan fair promo! Did not expect it tbh..

Design was inspired by @ncko-art's wonderful Izumi edits ^^

sussy

[frozentothetouch]

pride month means the local gays go out to eat (and take pictures of their food for instagram)

idea from this post by puff

[reddeadmption]

AASHSJA whateverrrrrr 100 dolalrs to whoever draws kierans dick onto this..