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[the-desert-beast]

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Maelgwyn ( @the-desert-beast ) vs Mbk and Destrey ( @shroomlet ) watching LMAO

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[pinkfluffybunnyy]

goddess of healing, goddess of destruction

summary: (y/n) joins the fight after zeke turns the soldiers that drank the tainted wine into titans.

(part of the sidelines series, oneshot, canon divergance, angst, wholesome and eternal love lol, i stole mikasa's iconic line lmao baby im sorry ily)

content warnings: mentions of violence and blood, mentions of hospitals and medical settings, children in distress

dividers by: @silkholland and @anlian-aishang

{i don't know the artists of the paintings in the header, i just found them on pinterest lol. if you know them pleeeeease lmk}

The Scouts stood upon the rooftop, analysing the situation unfolding around them. 

Zeke had just released his scream, turning hundreds of soldiers into titans. They swarmed around them, clumsily running around the buildings, picking off stray soldiers one by one.

By the time Mikasa and Armin looked behind them, it was already too late. 

A recently transformed titan emerged from the ground behind them, its hand already reaching out towards them.

Before either of them had time to react, a figure flashed across their vision, blood spraying around them, spattering the concrete of the surrounding buildings.

Armin stepped back in shock, Mikasa looking amongst her comrades to find that they were all accounted for.

“Who just killed that titan?!” she exclaimed, vision rapidly flickering among her comrades.

“Oh my god…” Jean whispered, looking down towards his right, his comrades following his line of sight.

Through the steam emitted from the titan emerged a petite form, a white tunic dress, golden hair flowing like a waterfall. The figure turned their head toward the titan they had just slain, revealing their identity.

(Y/N).

Mikasa took a step forward. “Who the hell taught her to use ODM gear-” “Sasha.” Connie cut her off. “Sasha did.”

They looked on, rooted to the roofing in shock, as a scream caught (Y/N)’s attention. She turned towards the sound before engaging her gear, gliding to her left.

A small child stood frozen in distress, looking up at the titan that was closing in on her. (Y/N) upped the gas usage, increasing her speed. She glided around the titan, circling it, rapid yet graceful, like a butterfly electing which flower to perch on so it could feast on its sweet nectar. Once she had reached the desired spot, she dug the blades through the titans flesh, severing its nape. Blood sprayed from its wound, raining down upon her, dying her white dress crimson. As she landed, she swooped the terrified child into her arms and ran like her life depended on it.

Because it did.

She didn’t know where she would go. No where was safe in this hell brought up to earth. But she had to find some form of safety for this child.

The sharp, screeching sound of ODM gear caught her attention, causing her to look above her as she fled. 

“(Y/N)!” Mikasa shouted, stopping (Y/N) in her tracks, the Scouts not long behind her.

Mikasa landed in front of her, but it was Armin that reached her first.

“(Y/N), are you okay?!” Armin cried, exasperated, his hand gripping her arm.

“I’m fine, I-” She cut herself off when the child in her arms began to cry, wailing and gasping for breath. She pulled the child close to her, causing her to tuck her face into (Y/N)’s neck.

“Hey, hey, you’re okay little one. You’re safe.” she soothed, petting the child’s hair.  She turned her attention back to the Scouts. “I need to find a place of safety for this little girl. Where can I take her?” They all looked amongst themselves, scrambling for an answer.

“The only place I can think of is the headquarters. That’s where your team is located, right?” Jean asked, his tone gentle, trying to keep everyone calm.

“Yes.” she nodded.

“I’ll take her there.” Jean said, holding his arms out for the child.

(Y/N) rubbed the child's back to get their attention. “I’m going to hand you over to my friend Jean, okay? He’s going to take you somewhere safe.” she cooed, the child calming their sobs and nodding in response. Jean took the girl into his arms and shot off on his ODM gear.

As soon as Jean was on the move, Armin grabbed (Y/N)’s arms, clutching them tightly, his face twisted and contorted in exasperation and confusion.

“Why did you do that?!” he yelled, his eyes frantically scanning hers, looking for an answer. “I couldn’t just stand back and watch you fight! That titan could have killed you guys back there!” she exclaimed, her forearms flying up as she vocalised her anxieties.

“(Y/N)!” A voice pulled them once again from their conversation. This time it was Artemis, running towards them. Once she reached them, she gasped for breath, exhausted from running towards her friend. “What the hell is going on?!”

(Y/N) paused for a moment before answering, mulling over the words in her head.

“I’m joining the fight.” she declared.

“What?!” Armin and Artemis both shouted in unison, looking at her as if she had just grown a third head.

“(Y/N), you can’t do that!” Armin exclaimed, causing her to turn her gaze back to him. “Y-You’ll get hurt, you could die! You can’t, I-, I won’t let you! You need to stay in the headquarters, in safety! You’re not a fighter, (Y/N). You’re not a soldier.”

She stared at him for a moment, considering his words. His desperate plea for her safety. But she had already made up her mind.

“I am whoever I need to be in the moment.” she stated. The blonde’s ocean eyes widened in horror. He tried to sputter out a response, a vocalisation of defiance, but she cut him off as she turned towards Artemis.

(Y/N) took a step towards her, pulling her radio out of her pocket and holding it out towards Artemis. “Take over leading the medic operations.”

Artemis huffed out a sharp breath, shaking her head lightly, her hazel eyes blown wide, mouth agape.

“(Y/N), I can’t do that! I-I’m not strong enough, I’m not qualified enou-” “Yes you are.” (Y/N) deadpanned, her face a reflection of how deadly serious she was. “You are more than qualified. I would not give you this responsibility if I didn’t know you could handle it.”

Artemis stood rooted to the spot, looking at (Y/N) incredulously. She dared not speak for a moment, considering her offer, before stilling and grasping the radio held out to her in (Y/N)’s hand.

“A-Are you sure…?” she questioned, her raven brows knit together, her dark skin glistening with sweat.

“One hundred percent.” (Y/N) responded, clasping her other hand over her dear friend’s, her comrade’s, her protégé’s. “I have taught you everything you need to know. I have never once doubted you for a moment. I trust you with my life, my whole being.” she declared. “Now get back out there, and save some lives.”

Something changed in Artemis’ eyes. Instead of the fear and anxiety they held before, they were now filled with something stronger. Strength. Confidence. Determination.

She huffed a breath and nodded. ‘Yes ma'am.” she affirmed, taking the radio from her friend and sprinting off into the direction of the headquarters. As (Y/N) watched her leave her heart swelled with pride.

Artemis had been working under her for years now, the two growing as close as two could. They were spit sworn sisters. (Y/N) had taught Artemis everything she knew, watching her blossom and bloom into one of the finest nurses she had ever had the pleasure of knowing. And now all her hard work, her teachings and knowledge, her disciplines, all the harsh nights they had spent together slaving away in hospitals and clinics, it had all come to a head. She couldn’t fathom a more perfect time for it.

(Y/N) turned once again towards the remaining Scouts.

“What’s the plan?” she asked, looking amongst them, taking in their shocked expressions.

“(Y/N)-” Armin started.

“I won’t hear it, Armin.” (Y/N) deadpanned, her eyes boring into his own. “This is not your choice, this is not for you to decide. Everything we do, we do together. Who am I if not your ally, if not your comrade? I am not asking to fight alongside you. I am demanding it.” She took his hand in hers, giving it a firm squeeze.

“I want to share your burdens with you.”

taglist: @arlertwitch, @ashbash2403

i legit dreamt this scenario a few nights ago and i just had to put it into words. i hope you enjoyed it & thank you for reading !

please make sure you eat something and stay hydrated !!!

[moonslove7]

Hey there I'm really enjoying your work. Please could I make a blaine x reader request? Maybe one day they get really injured and blaine is called to the rescue and he turns her out of fear of losing them. When they wake maybe he'd ramble on about how sorry he is for making her a zombie but he just loves her and fluff. She could interrupt his rambling with a kiss perhaps as she feels the same.

I hope this isn't too long and that your college work is going ok 😊

Hi! Thank you so much Im glad you’re enjoying my work

“Let her go! You can’t do this!” 

Ravi yelled at the anti-zombie hillbillies who had captured Don E and Blaine’s girlfriend, Don E was chained to the wall, but they planned to let he chains go and let him devour you, to show the world how awful zombies really were, you stood there, silently looking numb as you tried to remain calm, “Yes we can, for the good of America, until then though you will also be chained up, across from our little monster here so he can watch his next meal like the animal he is.” He smirked at Ravi, who was staring at him wide-eyed that he would let a human be killed like this. He started to grab your arms, yanking and pulling you about till you were in Don E’s room, he had his eyes closed and his head back like he was sleeping, they chained you up from the other side of the room and left, faintly down the hall you heard Ravi talking to the mad idiots saying he needed to do some tests on the zombie first so they all left to get more beers and guns in case things got ugly. 

“You’re boyfriend better come soon, (y/n), I don’t want to hurt you but I know they’ll make me, you’ve always been nice to me so I’ll try and hold off as long as I can, it’s too bad Blaine never made you a zombie.” He said, opening up his eyes and smiling at you, you smiled back and nodded. Seconds later Ravi came in, running to Don E. “Have you got a phone or something that could help me get the two of you out of this?” He asked hopefully, Don E thought to himself and then remembered he had a phone in his pocket, “Oh yeah I do! It’s in my left sock!” Ravi quickly took off his shoe and sock, snatching the small phone out, he tried to type in Liz’s number but he couldn’t remember, “It’s got Blaine’s number on it you know? I’m not so sure he’ll save me but he’ll definitely save (Y/n).” Don E mentioned, “Okay, I’ll text Blaine what’s happening then, I’m sorry this is happening to the both of you.” Ravi ran out after putting Don E’s shoe and sock back on to make it look like nothing happened. “Don you know your his best friend right? He might act like a heartless idiot but he doesn’t share his trauma with everyone.” You mentioned to him which was all very true. “Thanks (y/n), and yeah I guess so.”

After an hour or two of waiting the hillbillies came back, laughing and arms full with beers and guns, they looked at the laptop to see the livestream hit a million views, cheering and laughing to themselves while Ravi downed a bottle of alcohol knowing this probably isn’t going to end well. They started to try and walk into yours and Dons holding room and Ravi finally said something, “Look you cannot kill a human just to show the world that Zombies are bad, I mean have you ever seen a video game where a zombie doesn’t eat people?” He tried hard to persuade them but all it did was end with him getting knocked out from a gun being shoved hard against his head. One waited in the room to release them once the others were ready to watch it themselves. And once he got the all clear he did, your heart beat raced up as you felt the chains get looser, you looked at Don E’s and so was his, his eyes were full zombie mode now, he had been chained there for days maybe even weeks without food, of course he’d be starving. Backing into a corner as much as you could you almost prayed in your head that Blaine would come busting in and save you, but you thought maybe not this time, maybe this was really it.

Don E sighed at the feeling of no more chains, the hillbillies were laughing and then started shouting, “Go on then demon! Feast on the poor helpless little girl!” One shot you in your stomach, the bullet creating a waterfall of blood to escape and slowly drip down you, you fell to the floor on your knees as you tried to cope with the immense pain, but then all the lights went out, little murmurs of “What the hell’s going on?” Echoed through the room but then they heard someone screaming in pain followed by growling. “What the hell!” The hillbillies whispered amongst themselves, little did they know your boyfriend had came just in time, he pressed the button in the control room to open the cage which made Don E laugh as he realised in relief he wasn’t going to hurt you, but he was about to be fed. He ran towards the noise of the murmuring biting into one and then another, bullets were fired everywhere, you only missed them because you were on the floor bleeding out, half unconscious, the lights turned back on, and Blaine came running in the room, full zombie mode like Blaine but he was almost growling at the sight of you dying on the floor thanks to these so called humans. He ran towards you, kneeling down as he took your face in his hands, your eyes me this red ones, “I gotta do it (y/n), if I don’t I’ll loose you and I really couldn’t live with myself if that happened.” He whispered, you nodded in pain cringing as you tried to sit up and comfort him, He instead leaned down to you so you would stop moving and hurting yourself more. “It’s gonna be okay, do what you gotta do.” You reached up to his face, leaning your foreheads together, Liz and a few others were already there tearing everyone apart so they were undisturbed.

Blaine closed his eyes as he sighed, he didn’t want this life for you, it was awful but if it came to you dying or becoming one of the undead he’d choose the second option in seconds. He leaned backwards, put his hand in yours and scratched your palm, He waited anxiously for a few seconds, not even knowing himself how he would know it worked. You sighed after a few minutes, your consciousness fully coming back, “it’s working, don’t worry too much or else you’ll get wrinkles.” You joked making him crack a small smile. “I’m so sorry I had to do it, if there’s anything you need-” Blaine tried to say but you cut him off, “Stop being sorry, you saved me.” You slowly started to sit up, surprisingly it still hurt but not as much. “Hey, (Y/n)! Get your ass over here, I got you some food zombie sister!” Don yelled across the room while he was munching on a brain, Blaine told you to stay and he would go and get it for you, “We’ll still have to get that bullet out but it won’t kill you at least.” He spoke while picking up half the brain Don was holding out towards him, you only now noticed his zombie mode face had gone away, Blaine sat back down beside you and held out the brain, “And before you ask yes you will get unlimited brains from me, anything you want I’ll get you it.” You held the brain in your hand and then slowly started to bite and chew on it, “...What if I just want a hug from you right now?” You asked, Blaine smiled and rolled his eyes, he wrapped his arms around you, making you feel safe, you saved a bit of the brain he gave you for him though. “Here you can finish it,” You gave it to him which he put back in your hands, “Nope, it’s yours, you can’t make me eat it I can eat later.” He insisted, still feeling guilty for turning you. “Stop being guilty jeez, you only did it to save me and I’m okay with that okai?” He nodded but looked at the floor, “Plus me, being a zombie might have some perks don’t you think?” You raised an eyebrow at him with a smirk, eating the bit of brain you saved for him, he realised what you meant and giggled to himself, “wow, so zombie you is naughty, i love that.”

[1000scrubs]

Round 1: Sir Cola Domino

Writer Sir Cola Domino’s entry for the initial prompts from 2 years ago

    It was a Friday in an ice cream shop in downtown Birmingham. A small child was going to bed, or so his parents thought. See, this child had sought a very important item, so he snuck out in the middle of the night.  

The child was dubbed Jennifer Jonathan Andy The III Attorney at Law, he preferred Jandy. He had gone to a nearby discount store to buy some paints so he could finally pick up that Bob Ross tutorial that his father bought him for his 5th birthday. It was an odd gift to give to a 5 year old, but Jandy couldn’t really complain to his father, for he had died  shortly after.  

The paints he desired were out of stock in most places, including the store he had snuck out to visit. Jandy went to the back of the store to see if they had paints, because little Jandy doesn’t give a damn about restricted areas, only to find a secret entrance that lead to a Secretly Secret Underground Facility of Secrets.  

“Holy crap Louis, it’s a secret entrance that leads to a Secretly  Secret Underground Facility of Secrets.” Jandy said aloud to no one in particular. He paused for a moment, “What the hell am I saying?”

   Jandy lowered himself into the secret entrance of secrets, and he found himself gazing down a long, seemingly unending hallway. Two secret agents were walking up and spotted him.  

“What the hell? Is that a kid? Who let a kid down here? Does anyone know what to do if a child finds a super secret government base?” They spoke among themselves, bewildered that there was a small child in the base.

Jandy said “You can’t kill me, I’m a little baby boy!”  

“Right you are. It would be pretty messed up if we shot a child,” said the well dressed agent, “let’s bring him to The Main Man.” said the taller agent. They slapped a pair of cuffs on Jandy and made there way to The Main Man.  

    “Well, well, well, what’s we got here?” asked The Main Man.  

“Um, well sir, this small child was roaming around the Secretly Secret Underground Facility of Secrets.” the stumpy agent replied.

“What you waiting for? Shoot the little bugger!” exclaimed The Main Man.  

“But… he’s a kid…” said the agent with the magnificent moustache.  

“Hmm, you’re right. It would be pretty messed up if we shot a child.” said The Main Man.  

“Very well kid, you win. We can grant you anything in the world, if you don’t speak of this encounter ever again.” The Main Man explained to the small, dumbfounded child.  

“Umm, how about some paint?” Asked Jandy  

“HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, now that right there is funny!” laughed The Main Man, “ but seriously, what did you want?”  

“Really, I want some paints.” Jandy said.  

“YOU LISTEN HERE LITTLE VERMIN, IF YOU DONT TAKE THIS OFFER SERIOUSLY IM GONNA STAB YOUR SMALL, INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE HEART!!!” screamed The Main Man.    

“Sir, I thought the whole point is that we couldn’t kill him because he was a kid.” Said the balding agent.  

“WHICH ONE OF YOU SAID THAT?!” asked The Main Man.  

“Uh… me…” replied the balding agent.  

“YOU’RE FIRED! Now kid, listen closely cause I’m only gonna say this once. We can grant you anything in the world, if you don’t speak of this encounter ever again.” The Main Man said.

”Look Mr. Main Man… all I want is some paints for my bob ross tutorial.” Jandy said frightened.

“A Bob Ross tutorial? Well bloody hell, that’s all you had to say. Of course we can do that!” said The Main Man, “The only problem is that the world has a bit of a shortage in the paints needed for a Bob Ross tutorial.” explained The Main Man. “Ooooh, I got an idea! Don’t worry kid, it will benefit us both. We’ll need a few days to prepare, so we’ll call you back when we’re ready.”  

Jandy was uncuffed and given a card with a number on it, “This is my number, ignore the therapist part that was my previous job. I just didn’t want to make new ones.” The Main Man told Jandy.  

   The next day Jandy sat around the ice cream store, bored, anxious and having nothing to do except eat the ice cream meant for the customers, slowly putting his mother out of business. Suddenly Jandy had gotten a call “Hey, is this Jennifer Jonathan  Andy the III Attorney at Law?” Asked an agent with a lisp over the phone  

“Yes.” said Jandy.

“It’s time.” said the agent with a lisp. Jandy made his way back to the Secretly Secret Underground Facility of Secrets, he found two agents waiting for him.

“This way sir.” said the agent with one arm, Jandy followed the agents to a room that was unfamiliar.  

“Well, well, well, if it isn’t little old Jennifer Jonathan Andy the III Attorney at Law? Bloody hell, that’s a mouthful” Said The Main Man  

“You can call me Jandy Mr. Main Man.” Jandy said.  

“Please please, Mr. Main Man was my father, call me The.”  

“Your name is The?” asked Jandy.

“Yes.” He stated.

“Ok. What exactly is all this?” asked Jandy.

“What you see before you is a machine that can shoot your molecules forward or backward through the space time quantiniumiam. You see, we needed an excuse to test this technology, and you need paint. So it’s a win win, except for the possibility that the machine will scatter your molecules throughout time instead of group them together in one certain point. Or if it rearranges your molecules-“  

Jandy stood there in shock. ”WHAT!?” he interrupted bewildered  

“Well, it’s quite simple really. The paints can only be found in the future. According to our calculations, there’s an ice cream shop right across from our store. That ice cream shop gets super successful in the future, and because it’s right across from the ice cream so does our store. So successful in fact, that the Bob Ross overlords notices and stocks us up with the needed paints-“  

“NOT THAT, THE PART ABOUT ME DYING!” Jandy interrupted again.

“Oh no, no, you won’t die. You’ll be very much alive, but you’ll wish you were dead. Anyways, our calculations should come to fruition. Unless say, someone were to eat all the ice cream, say… an hour ago. But what are the odds of that happening, right?” Explained The.  

Jandy paused for a moment, “I ATE ALL THE ICE CREAM!” he thought to himself, “Yea, what are the odds?” Jandy said.  

“Here, bring some agents with you. Here’s a communication device for when we need to pull you back.”  

Jandy and the two agents stepped into the machine. All Jandy could see was a bright blue light and then poof! He stepped out, only to see nothing but destruction and chaos.  

“What the hell!?” Exclaimed the agent with the unibrow, before quickly being eaten alive by a big hideous monster.

“AHHH HOLY CRAP!” screamed the agent with a birthmark on their forehead before being devoured by another monster.

Jandy tried running for it, but tripped because Jandy sucks. As he fell he heard a loud CRACK, “Uh oh, hope that wasn’t the communicater.” He thought to himself.  

The monsters surrounded him, and right as they were about to feast, a laser zipped right through one of the monsters. The monster went limp. From behind him, three hooded figures equipped with jet packs  came flying in. They killed the rest of the monsters in a maneuver of such unbelievable coordination, trust, and precision, that it could not possibly be described with mere words.  

The tallest of the figures walked up to Jandy, he stood there for a moment before taking off his hood. The other two figures took off their hoods as well. The man standing closest had a face that was oddly familiar, yet Jandy had never seen it before. The other was a woman who looked roughly the same age as the man. The last, a girl, looked much younger, seemingly a teenager. All three of them donned battle scars.  

“What the shit?” said the man, with a confused look on his face.  

“What are you doing out here kid? It’s not safe.” asked the teenager.

“Uh, I’m here to get some paints.” said Jandy.  

“Holy crap Louis! I think that’s me.” the man said.  

“Who the hell is Louis?” asked the woman.  

“Nothing, it’s just a thing I say”  

“Did you say that’s you?” asked the teenager.  

“That kid looks exactly like me, and he’s looking for paint. That’s been my damn life goal!” the man explained.  

“Hey, I don’t want any trouble. I’m just a little baby boy trying to get some paints.” said Jandy, worried.  

Some loud shrieks were heard in the distance “Come on, it’s not safe here.” said the woman. The group ran into a nearby ruined building, “What’s your name kid?” asked the woman.

“my name is Jennifer Johnathan An-“

”-dy the III Attorney at Law,” finished the man, “that’s my name as well.”  

“Holy crap! It’s a mini dad!” said the teenager.

“HUH?!” Jandy yelled.  

“How is this possible?” asked Future Jandy,  

“Probably something to do with the Secretly Secret Underground Facility of Secrets, aren’t they the ones who started this mess?” said the woman.  

Future Jandy looked over to Jandy, who was fiddling with a device. “What’s that you got there?” He asked.

“Uhhh, it’s a broken communicator that was supposed to get me back.” Jandy said.

“That looks like super secret technology! We could go to the Secretly Secret Underground Facility of secrets, and see if there’s anything there.” Explained the teenager.  

“Mariandy, I’m working with the enemy why would I help me?” asked Future Jandy.

“Mariandy?” Said Jandy confused.

“Mary Maria Andy Attorney at Law, also he’s you. We have to help you get back, or else we’ll all cease to exist, you dummy!” Mariandy explained.  

“Hey, don’t talk to your father like that. Also, of course we have to help you, or else we’ll all die you dumbass.” said the woman.  

“Ok Julia.” Said Future Jandy.  

  The Andy’s made there way to the Secretly Secret Underground Facility of Secrets. Across from them was an empty husk of the ice cream shop.  

“To think, all this started right here…” said Future Jandy.

“What exactly happened here?“ asked Jandy.

“It all started by the ice cream shop…” Julia said as she pointed at its remains, “the previous ice cream shop was run out of business, and so it was replaced with a new ice cream shop. It had lots of options, but it tasted mediocre at best.

“One day when everything was going as it would, aliens came. They came to this ice cream shop and asked for ice cream. A bunch of agents with distinct features came running out of the store across the street, saying they were ‘secret agents’ and that, ‘you all have to keep this a secret’.

“Once the aliens got their ice cream, they said, ‘Meh, mediocre at best.’, that’s when the agents panicked. They were yelling, ‘OH NO THEY DIDN’T LIKE IT! THEY’RE GONNA KILL US, KILL THEM FIRST!’ and then they started this big war that woke the underground species that are roaming around today. While the aliens and the Super Secret Agents were fighting out in space, we had to take care of the monsters that are destroying the entire world.” Julia finished.

“And to think, if only they made better ice cream.” said Mariandy.  

“This is all my fault, if only I had been a better son, and a better worker, then my mom wouldn’t have gone out of business.” Future Jandy said holding back tears.

“That’s kind of a stretch. I mean, it’s not like you were bored, anxious, and had nothing to do one day except eat the ice cream meant for the customers, slowly putting your mother out of business.” Mariandy said, “Right?” Future Jandy and Jandy looked at each other, stricken with guilt.  

“Oh my god… are you serious!?” yelled Julia.

“Wait, wait, wait, I think I have an idea. What if we send little me back, so he can go and stop us from eating all the ice cream?” Future Jandy proposed.

“I guess that’ll work, god I cant believe this all happened over something so stupid.” said Julia.  

“Then I can get my paints right?” asked Jandy.

“Yes! And then you can get your paints.” explained Future Jandy.  

“Sounds like a plan.” Mariandy said excitedly.

  After searching thoroughly through the Secretly Secret Underground Facility of Secrets looking to salvage some technology, finally they had found enough to fix the communicator.

“Alright, that should be fixed now.” said Julia.

“And remember, you’ll save the world, if, and only if, you make sure we don’t eat that ice cream.” Future Jandy said, giving Jandy the communicator.

“Alright, I got it, thanks everyone. I look forward to meeting you two in the future.” Jandy said.  

“When you meet me don’t use any corny pick up lines, it won’t work.” said Julia .

“Wait, you didn’t like my pick up lines? I tried them so many times, why didn’t you say anything?!” asked Future Jandy.

“You got me eventually, so you must of done something right.” said Julia.

“Bye mini dad! Your life’s gonna be hell once I arrive!” exclaimed Mariandy.  

Jandy signalled The to bring him back, and with one last look at his future life he saw a bright blue light, and then, poof! He was back.  

“Well kid, you get the paint?” asked The.

“No, look, I lied to you before I left. There is a chance of there not being ice cream, a big chance, because I ate it, I ate it all.” Jandy explained.

“WHAT? HOW COULD YOU EAT THAT MUCH BLOODY ICE CREAM?!?” The screamed.  

“That doesn’t matter now, what matters is that we have to stop me or else we’ll all die.” said Jandy.

“Alright, when did you eat the ice cream?” The asked.

“Like an hour ago.” said Jandy.

“Good god child, what is wrong with you…”  

Jandy walked back into the machine, once again saw a bright blue light and, poof! He was back in the facility.

“AHH HOLY CRAP!” screamed an agent with bright blue hair.  

“Jennifer? How the hell did you get in here?” asked an agent that was extremely buff.  

“Calm down you plebes, obviously we sent him here from the future.” The from the past explained, “What went wrong?”  

“I need to get to the ice cream shop now!” yelled Jandy worried.  

“Lucky for you we’ve been working on a secret teleporter gun. We haven’t really tested it, but if the secret space time quantum molecule shooty machine works, then so should this.” The shot Jandy with the gun, and, with a flash of a bright purple light he found himself across from himself in the ice cream shop.

Past Jandy went for the ice cream before Jandy tackled him. “OW, WHAT THE HELL!?” yelled Past Jandy, “Who do you think you- holy crap Louis, it’s me!” past Jandy paused for a moment, “Who’s Louis?” he asked himself.  

“Hey, look at me! Don’t eat this ice cream. Please, it will put our mom out of business and that will bring the apocalypse.” Jandy explained to himself.

“Seriously?” Past Jandy asked.

“Yes, seriously. Just makes sure this business stays afloat long enough, so that when the aliens come, they’ll get good ice cream.” said Jandy.  

“Wow, that sentence makes no sense.” Past Jandy said laughing, the two Jandy’s went on to have quite a conversation. Coming to a lot of conclusions, and ultimately changing their outlook on life.

    Jandy signaled for The, and with that, Jandy returned.  

“Well kid, we all good to go?” The asked.

“Yep, just one more trip.” Jandy said, another bright blue light, and, poof! Jandy was in a much nicer, friendlier future.  

He walked to the store where he saw his future self with Julia and Mariandy. “We’ve been expecting you.” said future Jandy.  

“Holy crap, it’s a mini dad!” Mariandy said out of excitement.  

“Huh, so you were telling the truth all these years?” Julia asked.  

“Thought you said you didn’t doubt me?” Said Future Jandy.

“um, you guys got any paint?” Jandy asked.  

“Hang on let me ask Brody… hey Brody, we got any Bob Ross paints?” Future Jandy asked. Brody emerged from under the counter, he was an alien. Brody made indistinguishable noises that Jandy couldn’t understand, but Future Jandy could “He said it’s in the back.”.

Jandy went to the back of the store to see if they had paints, with permission this time, and there it was. All the paints needed for his Bob Ross tutorial, sitting right in front of him. “I can’t pay for these sir-” Jandy started to say.  

“I’ll pay, it’s the least I could do.” Future Jandy interrupted. Jandy thanked his future counterpart, and said his goodbyes to his future family.  

“Extraction complete.” Jandy said to the communicator, and with one last bright blue light, he was back.

“Well, well, well, looks like you finally got the paint, huh?” The said.  

“Thanks for the help The.” said Jandy graciously.

“Just remember our deal kid, don’t speak of this encounter ever again.” The explained.  

“Yea, hey, one last thing can you use your teleporter gun to send me home? I’ve gone through a lot in the past few seconds.” Said Jandy.

“What the… how did you know about the secret teleporter gun? Oh well, I guess you did risk your life for us, but no more favours after this! Got it runt?” The said gruffly. With a flash of a bright purple light, Jandy was back home.  

“WHERE WERE YOU?! I’VE BEEN SO WORRIED!” his mom yelled, crying.  

Jandy hugged his mother, “I was getting paints for the Bob Ross tutorial”.  

The next day, with a all the paints needed, and with a fresh white canvas, Jandy popped the tutorial into the cassette player.  He followed the tutorial step by step, until he had created a beautiful masterpiece with the help of the great Bob Ross.  

Prompts lost, but estimated to be:     Who: A young child (possibly 5yo) What: Meets his future family  When: The ‘When’ prompt is lost Where: Birmingham, England Why: To complete a Bob Ross tutorial

[marianwitch]

yo not to be totally un-catholic but like... is anyone else :s about the dogma surrounded mary that says she was born without original sin??? because the Whole Point of mary is that she was a poor teenage girl who was a refugee under an oppressive, violent government, and it’s precisely because she was powerless that God chose her ??? like mary is meant to show that anyone, even a poor teenage refugee, can be holy. 

tbh i think they slapped on the term “immaculate conception” just so they could ignore all those other facts and put her on a pedestal for purity. and what also makes me SO uncomfy is that catholicism literally teaches “since she was born without sin, she could not nothing but fulfill the will of god”

like ??? hello ???? way to take away her agency in saying “yes” to carrying and giving birth to a child that would be the savior of the world like what the FUCK. also if she’s supposed to be the example of having faith in God, then what the hell kind of chance do we poor fucks have if we were born with sin and she wasn’t?

but then there’s our lady’s apparition at lourdes, who said “je suis l'immaculee conception” (i am the immaculate conception) so i’m like :’’) fuck what if im wrong. though i have prayed about it a lot because it truly fucks me up, and like...the vibe i get is that the word “conception” isn’t meant to mean the moment a sperm and egg come together to form a person, but instead as an idea? if that make sense? like the idea that God wanted to become human through the power of a young teenager in otherwise powerless circumstances, that is the immaculate part. none of this nonsense about being born without sin.

idk y’all the feast day is comin up on the 8th and i’m :’) dying lol

[drterminal]

the umbrella academy s1 reactions - part 3

lets go umbrella gang!

part 1: https://casey-brinkes.tumblr.com/post/182841103516/umbrella-academy-s1-reactions-part-1

part 2: https://casey-brinkes.tumblr.com/post/182861701786/umbrella-academy-s1-reactions-part-2-ep-2-3

this part covers episodes 4 through 7 uwu

EPISODE FOUR

- i love how pogo’s just ready,,, holding the serum,,, hsbjndfhn

- luther “okay so basically,, im monky” hargreeves

- “poor diego” hahaha if only you knew

- luther is so edgy sdhjbfkksfhbdns 

- “for one day i think you'll be fine” SHUT UP LEONARD MEDS ARE IMPORTANT!!!!

- leonard is really pushing his relationship w vanya and I Don't Like It

- i hope the rest of the fandom hates leonard as much as i do

- “no wonder we didnt last” were diego and eudora in a relationship in the past??????? did they really make police mans a woman to give diego a relationship??? 

- why does this show make everything romantic

- like i get luther/allison bc that was a thing in the comics (which i don't like anyway), but vanya/leonard and diego/eudora make me ://////

- leonard’s being a creepy weirdo again but when isn't he

- diego i know you have a rivalry with your brother but calling him a monster is a little too far

- oh shit they got the eyes

- okay but. how do they think hazel and cha-cha killed grace?? they didn’t know she was a robot (the academy obviously doesn't know this but their kills aren’t clean. just look at their victims later in the episode)

- NYFSJKDHBD NUMBER FIVE PASSED OUT WITH DELORES

- “you know what’s funny? i'm going through puberty. twice” trans people be like

- IOHDFNSFGFREIOGLFJ HE TOOK HER FUCKING MEDS

- FUCK LEONARD LIVES

- EUDORA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

- klaus winking at the lady on the bus hjsndshfb

- “YOU THROW ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE GODDAMN KNIVES AT ME, I’M PRESSING CHARGES”

- HBDNSFJSB LUTHER PATTING DELORES

EPISODE FIVE

- oh look its kate walsh

- i love my angry boy, diego hargreeves

- so the handler = carmichael??

- okay so the whole deal with the handler and the kennedy assassination is weird because in dallas number five is trying to stop his older self from killing the people involved in the kennedy assassination bc tua takes place in this alternate universe where kennedy never died (bc older five stopped them) BUT in that timeline the world ends bc kennedy meets hargreeves and gives him nukes and the nukes end up in hazel and cha-cha’s hands and they go boom SO in order to make sure the world doesn’t end allison assassinates kennedy. but in the netflix show kennedy dies? i think? bc older five never stopped the assassins bc he wanted to get back to his time? so i don’t know how that’s going to work. of course things are VERY different from the comics and im aware of that but im just wondering how shit is gonna work out with everything changed yknow. SORRY FOR THE HUGE PARAGRAPH 

- DID VANYA JUST FUCKING PUT SALT IN HER COFFEE???? (update: yes she did)

- these dumbasses and their food choices (vanya was just out of it BUT DIEGO AND KLAUS WERE NOT)

- YES POGO PLEASE SAVE GRACE

- “you know i can't drive” that's how u know klaus is really lgbt

- i also love klaus and diego’s relationship

- “wearing grace’s heels” klaus hargreeves, a nonbinary icon since age twelve

- is klaus okay???? like there’s all this shit that’s already happened to him PLUS now he has ptsd from war and a dead boyfriend

- i love hazel not being able to comprehend peaceful bird watching

- agnes is iconic

- FUCK NUMBER FIVE WHY

- F U C K

- IS THAT FUCKING BEN’S BODY WHAT HEUFJC

- THE B OO K

- MOTHERFUCKER

- no. what i think is about to happen better not fucking happen

- OKAY SO WHAT I WAS THINKING DIDNT HAPPEN BUT I DONT FUCKING KNOW WHAT HAPPENED INSTEAD

- WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH GRACE AND POGO

EPISODE SIX

- the little scream when the umbrella popped in hfjdksfk

- “terminate hazel” OH NOOOOO

- @ comic fans did y'all notice the temps aeternalis masks on the wall of the briefcase room

- VNAYAAYD ADNJK POWERS. VANYA. POWERS.

- yay hazel is alive! thank u cha-cha

- but im interested in what actually made her not kill him. cha-cha’s the no-nonsense, cut-to-the-chase one. she wouldn’t hesitate in terminating someone for the commission, so why hesitate now? because hazel’s been her parter for, hell, who knows how long? or did he sway her in his little speech?

- let me tell you i love analyzing this series

- BHDSJAKKHBFKJNSFB JNS JNAFSNJKAL DIEGO SUPPORTING HIS BROTHER WITHOUT HESITATION!!!!!!! “well dave must have been a very special person to put up with all your weird-ass shit” DO YOU HEAR ME CRYING

- “what an asshole” we been knew buddy

- “to finish the feast” allison. honey. that food has been there for years

- everyone in the academy is an idiot and you know what? that's valid

- OH Y<M GFODPSMF SHES BURNING IT

- diego geniunely cares for klaus. i love them

- THE TRANSITION FROM KLAUS FALLING OVER AAA

- dave D’:

- SHE HAS A PLANE TO GET TO. YALL DONT HAVE TIME TO DANCE

- THE TRANSITIONS IN THIS EPISODE ARE REALLY GOOD THO

- “im an idiot” yes, yes you are. you all are

- OHN YMTNJ FDISJAKNDJFIJOSFBHSDOKSJBH XBJOA CHA-CHA

- FUCKJGIHDFN IMAGINE. CHA-CHA DOESNT HAVE THE GUTS TO KILL HAZEL BUT HAZEL HAS THE GUTS TO KILL HER. IMAGINE

- WHAT A FUCKING POWER MOVE

- the “tough” one can’t kill her partner but the “distracted” one can

- i doubt hazel would go through w it but like. just imagine

- i'm so writing a fic for this now

- SHE IFPOHDJSFBS SHSE FOUND THE BOOK

- D A V E

- SDJFLJKLDLND KILLING HER (she isn't dead tho) WITH HER OWN GRENADES. P O W E R  M O V E

- OH NO EVERYTHING’S FUCKED UP

- HSDBJN “WHO THE HELL IS HAROLD JENKINS”

- but really who the fuck is that

EPISODE SEVEN

- “i'll save you from the evil dr terminal!” 

- HARGREEVES IS SUCH A DICK

- OH MY FUCKIGNF GOD HE JUST MURDERED HIS DAD

- his dad was a dick too but JESUS 

- “money money money money” HBJSDBHKJN KLAUS

- OKAY I SUSPECTED IT BEFORE BUT SJKFDJBFKNKL 

- NO WONDER LEONARD’S SO OBSESSED WITH VANYA

- AND THATS WHY LEONARD HAS NO RECORDS, BC ITS NOT HIS REAL NAME

- LITHERHEORKFJDSLB:UTHER LIUTHER :LUTHER LUTHER 

- PUT KLAUS DOWN

- i LOVE klaus’s relationships w all his brothers 

- SEEING THIS DAY FROM A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE IS SO COOL

- “yeah, he didnt seem dangerous when i first saw him. looked kinda scrawny” “yeah, well, so are most serial killers and mass murderers. i mean, look at him” “thanks”

- DIEGO JUST BURSTS THROUGH THE DOOR SJNDFJKBDLFB

- “you know the door was unlocked?” KSHDFJLFJHBDJLAHsb

- JKHDSJ SHE CANT REACH THE ATTIC

- FIVE YOU DUMB IDIOT TELL YOUR FUCKING SIBLINGS WHEN YOURE DYING

- why does leonard / harold get stuck with such an ugly name BOTH times

- oh god they're kissing

- :(

- this such a good scene tho... (the ben & klaus one)

- LUTHER ARE YOU OKAY?????????????

- “huge fan of the furries” FSHBDJKNBHDKNBHADWKNL

- “WHY’D YOU DO THAT??” “I HAVE NO IDEA”

- klaus :(

- “did you?” “no, no, no, of course not, why would you ask that about me?”

- OH MY GODN IS THIS WHERE KLAUS MEETS COWBOY GOD???

- aw its little girl god not cowboy god

- y'all are missing out in cowboy god

- oh worm leonard’s all beat up BUT. VANYA. POWERS.

[diggorypuff]

Best Lyrics of Reputation and my commentary

Ready for It:

He can be my jailer, Burton to this Taylor - My 1950s loving ass is just here for this Burton to this Taylor shit, cause their an OTP

Every love I’ve known in comparison is a faliure - Also a reference in my mind to Burton-Taylor love.

End Game:

I wanna be your A-Team - Just here for the early Ed Sheeran reference ;)

I’ve got some big enemies - idk i like the drama what the hell

Ooo you and me would be a big conversation - Media

I got a reputation that don’t precede me - opposite of the line that taylor cut from gorgeous

I don’t wanna just be another ex love that you don’t wanna see - <3

I don’t wanna miss you like the other girls do - hmmm... i really don’t feel joe vibes listening to this?

I just wanna be drinking on the beach with you all over me - This makes me think of the pics of Tom & Taylor on the beach

I got issues and chips on both of my shoulders - Ed’s singing always gets me and I like the chip on the shoulder trope

The truth is it’s easier to ignore it believe me - Love it

Even when we argue we don’t do it for long - Sounds like me with my friends <3

You understand the good and bad end up in the song - now that sounds like Joe

(Side note if it is all about Joe like she ‘claims’, seems odd but whatever, betcha that Calvin & Tom are so fucking thankful that Joe’s got her so loved up that she can’t even give a shit about their asses and how she thinks they may have wronged her)

All my flaws, paranoias, and insecurities - reference to the image built of Taylor

After the storm something was born - <3

Four words on the tip of my tongue - ???? Four words?

You and me we got big reputations - ... can’t be joe cause when they started dating everyone was legit like Joe who????

And I bury hatchets, but I keep maps of where I put them - i’d rather it be like about putting them in peoples backs, but i like this too, like she keeps maps of where she puts them after their buried, cause she’ll happily dig them up again if your wrong her, ie Kanye drama

My reputation precedes me - there it is again

I swear I don’t love the drama, it loves me - Love this line <3

Your handprints in my soul - <3

I Did Something Bad

I never trust a narcissist but they love me, so I play them like a violin, and I make it look oh so easy - I love it idk

Cause for every lie I tell them they tell me three - wtf love it 

This is how the world works, now all he thinks about is me - LOVE

If a man talks shit then I owe him nothing - reference to kanye’s i made that bitch famous lyrics? and i love it

I don’t regret it one bit cause he had it coming - this song has drilled into the vindictive, slice your throat open side of me??? pls stop

They say I did something bad - <3

And i love the techno sound of it like tear it up

I never trust a playboy but they love me - ;)

So I fly them all around the world and let them think they saved me - ? Taylor who this about?

They never see it coming - ;) devilish

You gotta leave before you get left - heart ripping feel the power

He says don’t throw away a good thing  - idk im torn whether I like this line or not???

If he drops my name then I owe him nothing - Kanye, Calvin, a ton of ppl? 

And if he spends me change then he had it coming - I love the had it coming line makes me think of Cellblock Tango

They’re burning all the witches even if you aren’t one - Strong line

They got their pitchfork and proof, their receipts and reasons - Receipts -_-

Light me up - I love whenever that term is used

The little bubblier tune change towards the end is magic too

Don’t Blame Me -

 How this is not a Jack Antoff produced tune is beyond me it sounds so much like Waiting Game, whatever the tune is magic

Don’t blame me love made me crazy, and if it doesn’t you ain’t doing it right - I love the passion filled love story goes back to my love of Burton-Taylor, also reminds me of that thread of That’s the Way I Loved You

I’ve been breaking hearts a long time - Love it

They say she’s gone too far this time - this is powerful

And I’m just gonna call you mine, I’m insane but I’m your baby - Playing on the medias stereotype, getting a bit old 

Echoes, love you name inside my mind, halo, hiding my obsession - It’s a good lyric especially the name inside my mind

And baby, for you, I would fall from grace, just to touch your face - I wrote a similar line in a song earlier today before I heard this similar feeling runs deep

If you walk away, I'd beg you on my knees to stay - playing on the damsel in distress vibe again, also getting a bit old

Delicate

This ain’t for the best, my reputations never been worse - I love the my reputations never been worse line <3

Oh damn, never seen that color blue - Love it

Is it cool that I said all that, Is it chill that you're in my head? 'Cause I know that it's delicate - Fresh love, and I like it cause I get

Is it too soon to do this yet? 'Cause I know that it's delicate - I feel like this is about writing a song about someone, like is it too soon to write a song about this yet, not in a bad way!!!

Do the girls back home touch you like I do? - Sexy line, hot

Echoes of your footsteps on the stairs - Line reminds me of ‘ Sounded like footsteps on my stairs’ from If This Was a Movie. Also reminds me of All Too Well and the ‘down the stairs you were there I remember it all too well’ cause you know I’ll look for any reason to mention the power song

Stay here, honey, I don't wanna share - ??? what’s this about

Sometimes I wonder when you sleep, are you ever dreaming of me? - <3

Sometimes when I look into your eyes, I pretend you're mine, all the damn time -  LOVE IT

Look What You Made Me Do

I’ve fallen out of love with the beat but it is still lit

But I got smarter I got harder in the nick of time - It’s strong and give me power

Honey I rose up from the dead I do it all time - See above

I got a list of names and yours is in red underlined, I check it once, then I check it twice - See above, also it’s vicious and I live for it

Maybe I got mine, but you'll all get yours - Kitty got claws

I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me - Makes me grin with evil intentions

I’m sorry, the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now" "Why?" "Oh, 'cause she's dead!" - Maniacal laughter like Yzma as the cat in Emperorers New Groove

Below the lines that I’m not here for anymore

You ask me for a place to sleep,locked me out and threw a feast - idk? just eye roll?

The world moves on, another day, another drama, drama, but not for me, not for me, all I think about is karma - again just done with it

So it Goes...

I'm yours to keep and I'm yours to lose - Cool 

You know I'm not a bad girl, but I do bad things with you - ;)

Met you in a bar, All eyes on me, your illusion is, All eyes on us - Makes me think of This is What You Came For, so I’m thinking this is a Calvin dig, for him being a intimidated by her success

I make all your grey days clear and wear you like a necklace - This whole song I’m like idek if this is good or not, this is my least fav song on the album

I'm so chill, but you make me jealous - Girl we’re cool, but when have you ever been chill, and you’ve always been jelly?

Come here, dressed in black now - Oooh reputation era, bad ass taylor coming in, having her emo dressing in all black phase coming in XD

Scratches down your back now - Rawr sexy

Gorgeous

You should take it as a compliment that I got drunk and made fun of the way you talk - Making fun of Joe’s British accent ;)

And I got a boyfriend he’s older than us he’s in the club doing I don’t know what - Tom? Calvin??? Who knows.

Whiskey on ice, sunset and vine, you’ve ruined my life by not being mine - I get it 

You’re so gorgeous, I can’t say anything to your face, cause look at your face - Again I feel it

You should take it as a compliment that I’m talking to everyone here but you - Agreed

If you got a girlfriend, I’m jealous of her, but if you’re single it’s actually worse - Honestly yes, cause if you got a girlfriend, Ima be good cause I’m a Jackie not a Marilyn, but if you don’t omg I’m sorry I can’t stop it

You’re so gorgeous it actually hurts - Yep

Ocean blue eyes looking in mine, I feel like I might sink and drown and die - I’m sinking drowning and dying all at once

Like Joe isn’t really attractive to me but I’m glad she’s happy and wrote this bop cause I feel it in my soul

Getaway Car

The robo voice can go thank you

It was the best of times the worst of crimes - Love it already

I struck a match and blew your mind, but I didn’t mean it, and you didn’t see it - <3

The tires were black, the lies were white, and shades of gray in candle light - WHY DO I ENJOY THIS?

I wanted to leave him, but I needed a reason - IS JOE THE REASON? Okay love, but also come on if you wanna leave him, leave him for you!

X marks the spot where we fell apart, he poisoned the well, I was lying to myself - I love it so much and the beat??!?

I knew from the first old fashioned we were cursed, we never had a shot, shot, shot in the dark - Honestly can’t tell if this is her being like been on Joe for the longest time wanted to kick all the boys to curb moment I saw him shit, or whether it’s just her telling one of her made up love stories tied to the truth??? Like this is just about Bonnie and Clyde sorta and she’s just tying it to this.

You were driving the get away car, we were flying but we never get far - BOP BOP BOP

Don't pretend it's such a mystery think about the place where you first met me-And where exactly is that Taylor we’d all like to know, WHERE, WHEN, AND HOW DID YOU REALLY MEET JOE EXPLAIN

We're ridin' in a getaway car there were sirens in the beat of your heart - <3

Shoulda know I'd be the first to leave - Love

While he was runnin' after us, I was screamin', "go, go, go!" - LOVE LOVE LOVE

But with three of us, honey, it's a side show and a circus ain't a love story and now we're both sorry - Getting all kinds of era refs here

It hit you like a shotgun shot in the heart - Dead

I'm in a getaway car,I left you in a motel bar, put the money in the bag and I stole the keys that was the last time you ever saw me - This whole line is killer and I love it

King of My Heart

I'm perfectly fine, I live on my own,I made up my mind, I'm better off bein' alone - Love it

We met a few weeks ago - Idk but I like this single line

So prove to me I'm your American Queen and you move to me like I'm a Motown beat - I get American Boy vibes from this

Cause all the boys and their expensive cars, with their Range Rovers and their Jaguars, never took me quite where you do - All I can think about is Harry’s Range Rover, and Tom in the Jaguar commercials, and lol jaggywires 

Late in the night, the city's asleep your love is a secret I’m hoping, dreaming, dying to keep - sound of my heart beat

Change my priorities - sweet

Overall song is just eh - second least av

Dancing with Our Hands Tied 

That beginning piano is magic

I, I loved you in secret first sight, yeah, we love without reason - <3

Oh, 25 years old, Oh, how were you to know and my, my love had been frozen - </3

Deep blue, but you painted me golden - powerful

You said there was nothing in the world that could stop it, I had a bad feeling - Strong, and heartbreaking

People started talking, putting us through our paces,I knew there was no one in the world who could take it - SEE ABOVE

I hate the chourus 

I, I loved you in spite of, deep fears that the world would divide us - Beautiful

I'm a mess, but I'm the mess that you wanted - Darling

Swaying as the room burned down, I'd hold you as the water rushes in - All about the idc, and lets keep going even as havoc wreaks 

Third least fav maybe?

Dress

Golden Tattoo - ????

All of this silence and patience, panic, and anticipation, my hands are shaking from holding back from you - Darling and sexy at the same time also come on Taylor just jump his bones!

I don't want you like a best friend - Did anyone not know this?

Only bought this dress on you could take it off, take it off, carve your name into my bedpost - Sexy, also still hear carve you name into my nipples XD

And if I get burned, at least we were electrified - Cool, but if you get burned you’re gonna be pissed

Nights back when you met me your buzzcut, and my hair bleed - Hair bleeds??

Even in my worst times, you could see the best of me - <3

Flash back to my mistakes,my rebounds, my earthquakes - Pain

Even in my worst nights, you saw the truth of me - <3

Don’t like the high pitch of the song, everyone built it up so it fell flat 

Fourth least fav maybe???

This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

Feeling so Gatsby for that whole year - BOP

So why'd you have to rain on my parade? -  BOP

This is why we can’t have nice things, cause you break them, I have to take them away - !!!!!

It was so nice being friends again, there I was, giving you a second chance, but then you stabbed my back - KANYE KANYE KANYE

And therein lies the issue, friends don't try to trick you, get you on the phone and mind-twist you, and so I took an axe to a mended fence - HOT HOT HOT, I really want an axe to swing

But I'm not the only friend you've lost lately, if only you weren't so shady - grinning cuz Jay-Z

Here's a toast to my real friends,they don't care about that he-said-she-said - POWERFUL, makes me think of Taylor’s You Belong With Me Shirt in LWYMMD

And here's to my baby he ain't reading what they call me lately - Getting a lil tired of this her BABY, all songs are about Joe, JOE, JOE, JOE okay we get it, glad you happy, calm down 

And here's to my momma had to listen to all this drama - My favorite part idk why

And here's to you cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do haha, I can't even say it with a straight face - ;) I it’s funny, idek how to feel cuz im like oh god but also HYSTARICAL??

Not for the siren sounds, but also it’s lit and a secret fav?

Call it What You Want

THIS SONG IS MY BABY!!

My castle crumbled overnight, I brought a knife to a gunfight - <3

They took the crown but it’s alright - </3

All the liars are calling me one, nobodies heard from me for months - 0.0

I’m doing better than I ever was - Happy for her

My babies fit like a daydream, walking with his head down, I’m the one he’s walking to - <3 :) love it, and she used the British term fit XD

My babies fly like a jetstream, high above the whole scene, loves me like I’m brand new - Beautiful

All my flowers grew back as thorns, windows boarded up after the storm -  The afterward to Clean

He built a fire just to keep me warm - Bonfire imagery gets me

They fade to nothing when I look at him - <3

And I know I make the same mistakes everytime, bridges burn, I never learn - POWERFUL ADMITTING IT

At least I did one thing right - <3

I’m laughing with my lover making forts under covers - <3 :)

Trust him like a brother - TRUST TRUST TRUST GETS ME

I want to wear his initial on chain round my neck, not because he owns me, but cause he really knows me - UGH I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT

Which is more than they can say - <3

I recall late November, holding my breath slowly I said, you don’t need to save me, but would you runaway with me, yes - <3 LOVE LIKE THIS IS KILLING ME

New Years Day

Her voice is so sweet and dewey here and I love it, but everyone hyped it up and so it fell a lil flat on me imagery is great tho

Don’t read the last page, but I stay when you’re lost and I’m scared and you’re turning away - <3 <3 <3

I want your midnights - <3

You squeeze my hand three times in the back of the taxi - Eh it’s okay, sweet???

I can tell it’s gonna be a long road - LONG GOOD ROAD

If you strike out and you’re crawling home - Strong supportive

When it’s hard or it’s wrong or we’re making mistakes - AGAIN SUPPORTIVE LOVE

Hold on to the memories, they will hold onto you - Strong strong strong anything with the word memories gets me everytime

Please don’t ever become a stranger whose laugh I could recognize anywhere - CRYING HERE

You and me forevermore - I hope <3

[kariachi]

@mellenabrave

Fic for that idea I tossed out

Argi is fourteen when he overhears his mother telling to woman next door that the only one of the triplets who isn’t in prison isn’t going to college. That none of her children are, they aren’t smart enough.

He’s always gotten good grades, and with so little food spread between his siblings spite is about all that fuels him, so it surprises no one when he swears to prove her wrong.

~~

At sixteen his entire year goes to what’s essentially a college fair, where school upon school has set up booths for the sake of young high school students. Argi makes sure to get information from all of them to browse later. He also looks into every scholarship he could possibly qualify for.

He spends four months putting every spare minute into research and applications. His mother scoffs, the young twins watch with interest- he makes sure to encourage them, as much for spite and love- and the rest of his siblings roll their eyes. Nobody thinks it’ll work, but they’ll allow themselves to be amused by his failure. He doesn’t let it get to him. He’s going places, whether they want him to or not.

~~

Dear Argiñe,

Congratulations on your acceptance into the College of Arts & Sciences at Cornell University!

He makes sure to go to the Library and make ten copies, one for each of his family members, before he rubs his success in their faces.

“And how do you plan on paying for Ivy League, Princess,” Maria asks, and Argi just grins nastily at her.

“I’m selling you all to the mafia.”

~~

He doesn’t sell them all to the mafia, and really his scholarship money and financial aid will cover the costs, but he does hock all his mother’s jewelry to pay the admissions fee.

What’s she going to do, report her stolen goods stolen?

~~

The first person Argi meets turns out to be his roommate. Kevin Levin, a boy a year younger than him who also doesn’t know what he’s going to major in and feels his family can go fuck themselves.

“Honestly,” he says as he mucks about with their beds that first afternoon, somehow procuring wood posts and turning them each into top bunks so they have more floor space, “I only decided to go to college out of spite.”

Within four days he is not only Argi’s first friend, but his first love.

~~

Intro to LGBT Studies also introduces him to a redhead, who sits right beside him in the front row. By the end of class she’s started bookmarking her textbook in relation to the syllabus and Argi has borrowed and chewed half apart one of her pencils.

They are immediate nemeses.

~~

Her name is Gwendolyn and three days later she makes a move on Kevin while they’re all eating lunch. Argi knocks her upside the head with a folder.

Kai, from Kevin’s Intro to Native American Lit course, just about doubles over laughing.

Kevin swears they’re all the worst friends he’s ever had.

~~

The food in the cafeteria is good, but some days they can’t help but yearn for something more. Traditional dishes. Homecooked meals. Argi and the girls often curse the “one appliance per dorm” rule.

Thankfully Kevin works miracles with a rice cooker.

~~

“What do you mean you don’t have to take language classes?!”

“Red, I’m from Spain. They’re not gonna force me to learn another language. Now just show me where you’re getting mixed up. Refuse to let you guys suck at this.”

~~

Gwendolyn went home for Thanksgiving, but the boys and Kai agree to skip the holiday altogether. Instead, Kevin takes over the common room and commandeers everyone’s appliances to fix up a Black Friday feast to shake souls.

“Fuck ‘em all, may they be trampled in their quest for a second rate plasma screen.”

~~

“I’m gonna call that a call to immortality.”

“Sounds like a plan to me.”

~~

They skype over winter break, while the girls visit home and the boys apartment-sit for a graduate student. It’s relaxing, for the most part. Argi is forced to study by the fact that Gwendolyn is still studying, and they’re all dying of envy at all the places Kai’s grandfather is taking her, but for the most part it’s songs over the holidays (Argi teaches them Venid Pastorcitos and Kai is still humming it come February) and everybody sending each other food.

Exactly the sort’ve tradition Argi can sink his teeth into.

~~

GwennyWeatherwax: I found this site, apparently if you send in a dna sample they’ll figure out where your ancestors were from for you

keV: yeah and then they use it to make their evil half-dinosaur clone army, i’ve seen *this* movie before

GwennyWeatherwax: Geez, you try to help your friends…

Wifwolf: We already know what Kev is, G. Half-Oneida, half purely driven snow

keV: think the only thing me and dad have in common is hoping mom got a serious hangover from that bender…

Wifwolf: Im just amazed she thawed out in time to have you

keV: oh she didn’t

GwennyWeatherwax: Okay, okay, enough about Kev’s mom’s pussy please!

Erizo: if i hear one more joke about kevs moms pussy-

Erizo: would be nice to be something other than ‘brown’ tho

keV: how much?

GwennyWeatherwax: $100

GwennyWeatherwax: Each

Erizo: on the other hand brown is an awesome color

keV: yep

Wifwolf: We’ll put it on the ‘once we have cash to blow’ pile

~~

They all sign up for physical education courses in their second semester, just to get them over with. Everyone is surprised when Gwendolyn ‘Beanpole’ Tennyson signs up for one of the martial arts courses and is immediately put into an advanced class. Kevin goes for what is apparently military bootcamp in an academic setting, because he isn’t already 6’2 and 200 lbs. of pure muscle.

Argi and Kai take Trap & Skeet together. At least this way if the others start shit they’ll have weapon proficiency on their side.

~~

“Kevin, we are not taking cooking classes.”

“I cannot be the only person here who cooks!”

“Yes, yes you can. Forever.”

~~

“Seriously, get a room or get boyfriends, because if you keep fighting like this people are going to get ideas.”

…

“Ewww!!”

“Kai no!!”

~~

Finals week is hell, no matter what, but they all pass their courses. They all survive their courses, and each other, despite the odds against them. Yes, Argi and Gwendolyn aren’t allowed back in the Library until they’re 80, but overall their first year has been a success.

They’re all sitting in a booth at a pizza place in town, one Kevin has been raving about since the start of the year and none of them have had the chance to go to, celebrating their collective victory, when Argi motions them all together for a selfie. Everyone seems to understand what’s happening, crowding around him, arms over his shoulders. Kevin even pulls him into his lap, smirking as Argi goes red and the photo is taken. They all grin at him as he gives the image a once over before saving it.

He makes sure his baby sisters still have him friended before he puts it out on Facebook.

“Twenty bucks says I’m not the last Bustillo to go to school.”

“None of us are stupid enough to take that.”

“Damn.”

[def-initely-soul]

Blood Relations Part 10 - Extra

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10 - Extra, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15

A/N: okay so this is like an extra chapter about part 10, and it happens right after the events of part 10. It’s small but not that small to put it in the next part, so I’m making it as an extra! Anyways that’s it! Enjoy!

Gif’s not mine

Words: 2365

Pairing: Jaebum/Reader

Summary: No summary ehehehehehe

Previous Part: Part 10

You are walking down a hallway. People seem to pass you by, no one really noticing you. You look around astonished, as you try to figure out where you are. The boisterous sounds around you, fill the air and inform you of the great number of people in the house. It’s buzzing with life. Vivid smells engulf your senses, in the wake of tonight’s feast. Confusion and bewilderment absorb you, in the images in front of you. The long gray dresses, the too formal attires, the way the house is decorated. All are messing with your mind. Until the sound of a well-known laugh, floats in the air, making you search for it, in the midst of your confusion. It sounds alive and vibrant. You follow the sound, out of curiosity and you end up in a big, familiar, spacious room with a large dining table as its centerpiece. Your eyes spot three girls in long gray uniforms, preparing the table, lighting candles, placing silverware and plates, the sounds they make filling the silence. But the owner of the laugh is nowhere to be seen. Before you wonder about where they might be, the laugh rings through the walls, once more, coming from the left side of the room. You quicken your pace, in your attempt to locate the owner, excitement surging through your limbs. You open the door in front of you, and you are suddenly in the middle of an empty hallway. Well, empty except from you and other two men. You can’t recognize them, your vision is blurry. You blink your eyes over and over again, but the picture refuses to clear. Until you hear the laughter once more and while your vision clears, you have recognized the owner of the voice, before you get to see him. It’s Jaebum. His pair of familiar eyes are gleaming, as he stands close to Youngjae, hearing him talk. They looked polished and extravagant, with their hair brushed back and their attires in blue and black, in pure perfection. Your heart flutters at the sight, a quick reaction you’re used to having every time you see him. By now, it’s common for you, even though he stills manages to electrify you.

“...And I swear he fell right off the horse, after we just informed him about its condition” Youngjae says, his voice sounding distant at the beginning, but it slowly becomes clearer.

“Unbelievable. And how did he manage to recover after that? My pride would have been wounded” Jaebum replies with a soft, teaseful smile and you observe him. He looks stunning. The way his suit fits him so well, highlighting his well-built figure, has you trapped. You cough to gain their attention. But none of them seem to notice you, as they carry on with their conversation. Until another cough echoes in the air, making them stop talking and look over at you. They both smile at your direction, and Jaebum’s smile is nothing short of magnificent.

For a moment you think the smile is meant for you, but as you take a step towards them, you feel something strange coursing through your body, as a girl, literally, walks through you. You stare at her in shock and then back to your body, safe and sound. How did she do that?

“What does my dear brother bother you with, this time?” she asks playfully, as she nears the two men, who stare at her with smiles in their faces. She gives a quick peck at Youngjae’s cheek and then she turns her attention at Jaebum. Her face shines with glee as she looks at him, her eyes wide with adoration.

Jaebum smiles at her, joining his hand behind his back, and you feel yourself getting uneasy.

“We all know that I bother him much more about my affairs. Consider it as an eye for an eye” he replies, teasefully while Youngjae laughs.

“Actually, dear brother, I think Lady Im requires your help about something. You should go and assist her” the girl says to Youngjae, but he looks at her, his face betraying his confusion. Then he gets the hint and your uneasiness grows as you get it too.

“Ah, yes of course, I should go” he replies as he moves away from the duo, and you notice Jaebum’s eyes growing, looking at his friend in close panic. Youngjae looks at him, with a gaze that only tells Jaebum, he can’t avoid this. Then his stare moves to his sister, as he observes the close attention she’s giving to Jaebum. Then he leaves them alone. You return your eyes to them, feeling panic rising through your chest. You can see the affection in her eyes, when she looks at him.

“So, how have your studies been, Sujin? Youngjae informed me you seem to be doing well” Jaebum’s voice fills the awkward silence, clearly uncomfortable with being alone with her.

“I am… What about you? Is everything alright with the business? Being a merchant must be very consuming over time and energy” she replies, calmly.

Jaebum gives her a chuckle. “It’s alright, I can’t complain… Should we head back to the dining room? Dinner is about to be served…” he tries to walk to the door, when her voice stops him. Your heart stops for that moment, but then it starts beating fast. You are sure it’s gonna beat out of your chest and you wish she won’t say what you think she will.

“Could you wait? ... I… Actually, I have been meaning to talk to you, alone. You see, I-”

“Sujin, don’t say something you’ll regret”

She stops and looks at him stunned, as you do. “What do you mean?”

Jaebum sighs. “People might hear. And I don’t wish for you to be ridiculed” he explains, with a soft, honest voice, looking at her. She doesn’t respond. Jaebum moves to leave again, until her words stop him, once more.

“Why would I be ridiculed?” she asks slowly, as if she is afraid to hear the answer. As if she already knows it. Jaebum stands still, his face scrunched up in concentration.

He turns to face her, while taking a breath. “Because my feelings for you can never advance into something else, besides brotherly love” he says carefully, waiting for her reaction. Your chest falls slowly, as you exhale in relief. She continues to look at him, wide-eyed, but then she lowers her head to the ground.

“Oh, I see…” she whispers, and you feel guilty, being relieved by her misfortune. You can almost hear her heart, breaking.

Jaebum moves close to her, with an exhale as he takes her hands into his.

“I am certain you will find someone to love you and cherish you, as much as you’re worth to. But I am not that person. And if our union wouldn’t succeed, I would despise myself for being the cause of your unhappiness. You deserve to be happy”

She raises her head to look at him and a bittersweet smile graces her lips. “Thank you…” she exhales. Jaebum smiles once more, hooking his arm around hers. “Shall we go now? I am sure Hakyeon will be dying to see us again”. She smiles again and nods. The duo slowly begins to move towards the dining room, with light steps.

But as soon as they leave the scenery changes….

You are in front of the mansion. It’s bright and warm. Too warm.

And that’s when you realize it’s because the mansion is being devoured by flames.

There is chaos everywhere.

The fire is slowly licking the house, destroying and consuming everything in its path. People are running around, trying to flee an image out of their worst nightmares. But none manages to escape. They’re either prayed on by the fire or by something even sinister.

A few of them that succeed to escape, run towards the open fields but before they can get away from this pit of hell, they’re being attacked. Formless shadows hunt them down, one by one. They move quickly, with precision. Ghost-like things that disappear into the night and appear again, before the sickening sound of skin tearing and bone breaking, fill the gaps the sounds of the fire allow. Along with the agonizing screams of the people that lose their lives.

You stare in horror as you try to go to their aid, when you realize you can’t. Cause every time you try to touch something, your hand moves through it. As if you’re made purely of air. Then the sound of wood breaking makes you look away. Your eyes are held captive by the image the fire bestows. The alluring picture lulls you to step closer to the entrance of the house, completely forgetting the danger you might put yourself into.

And that’s when you hear a high-pitched scream. So dreadful and horrific, it causes shivers down your spine.

You move quickly inside the house and once, inside the dining room, you see everything is consumed by fire. It’s either burned to ashes or still burning. The room is full with smoke, but it doesn’t affect you as you notice Youngjae’s sister coughing uncontrollably. You move closer to her, when a shadow drifts, swiftly around her. At first it doesn’t attack her, it seems like it is observing her. Her scared eyes look frantically around her, following its movements. Then you hear a voice.

“Your beauty exceeds my expectations. It’s such a shame. If you weren’t Jaebum’s, I was going to claim you as my own”. Maliciousness and greed are dripping with every word.

Sujin’s terrified gaze continues to chase after it, now bafflement evident in her eyes. “But I’m not-”

She ceases her words as the shadow stops moving and a male figure materializes in front of her. She is left speechless, her eyes wide with shock.

“Too bad that I’m gonna have to kill you” he says and before Sujin manages to react, you hear the grotesque sound of a neck snapping, and Sujin falls, lifeless, to the floor.

You cover your mouth with your hands, muffling the cry of horror that tries to escape your lips. This can’t be happening. She can’t die like that.

“SUJIN!” an unrestrained cry fills the air, that stops you from moving closer to her. You see N barging in, his clothes burned and teared apart and his eyes frantically looking for Sujin. But as soon as he finds her, he stands still. He walks slowly next to her and he falls to his knees with blank eyes. Shock and heartbreak are covering his features, as his hands reach for her.

“No…” he exhales, almost inaudible, as he holds her close. He places his forehead on top of hers and soon enough, tears run down his face. The image in front of you starts to blur and you realize it’s because you’re crying too.

The man turns to N. “Tell Lord Jaebum he shouldn’t have meddled where it’s not within his limits. This is what he gets for going against us” he says and then he disappears the same way he came; like a shadow.

N doesn’t move his face to acknowledge the man, but his words remain etched to his mind. That’s when Jaebum bursts into the room. His attire is in the same condition as N’s; burned and torn to pieces. His face is full of worry, but it freezes as soon as he sees N cradling Sujin’s body, silent tears of sorrow rolling down his cheeks. Jaebum takes a step towards them, but N’s head snaps towards him. His eyes full of despair.

“This is your fault” his voice dripping with misery and hate, his gaze fiery upon Jaebum. “She died because of you!” he yells, his figure wretched, ready to collapse. And just as Jaebum is about to move closer, another lingering shadow infiltrates the room, going straight for N’s neck. You hear the sound of fangs breaking skin. Then N’s cries of suffering. He writhes in pain and the shadow remains for just a moment before it disappears, letting N fall to the ground. Jaebum’s face turns white, as realization hits him, his face contorting in agony.

“HAKYEON!” he yells, in desperation, rushing to N’s body on the floor, surrounded by a pool of his own blood. Jaebum’s face is already stained by tears, as he cradles his brother’s body close to him, among this chaos and your heart breaks into million pieces. Why is this happening to him? You fall to your knees, opposite of him, next to N’s body, as you stare in terror, at N’s still form. Then Jaebum raises his head and he stands frozen as he sees something behind you.

At this moment, you want to simply erase any pain or sorrow he’s going through. You long to touch him, to feel his skin under your fingertips, to comfort him.

But then you realize he’s not looking at something behind you.

He looks straight into your eyes.

“Get out” he whispers, in urgency. You stare back, motionless, unable to tear your gaze away from him. Is that meant for you?

His eyes stare into you, silently trying to persuade you to escape. But as you fail to move, another shadow invades the room and materializes, in the middle of descending from pure air, as it goes straight for Jaebum’s neck. A shocked, scared yelp escapes your throat as you fall to your hands, in terror.

An anguished scream leaves Jaebum’s lips when he falls down, unable to do anything, as the man feds from him, uncontrollably.

“STOP!!” you yell in desperation, tears, now, continuously flowing from your eyes, but your voice won’t come out, as you stare at the familiar man sucking the life out of Jaebum. You try to push him, but your hands only pass through him, rendering you useless. You can only stare as you watch Jaebum’s life being destroyed.

And when you really see the man, you realize you know him.

It’s him.

You woke up with a loud gasp, as you jumped from the bed, drowning in sweat.

What the hell was that?

Next Part: Part 11

that was it!! confused aren’t you? don’t worry though, more are coming in the next chapter!! xD feedback is always welcome, and please look forward to the next parts!! xoxo